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User avatar #230 - durkadurka (08/29/2015) [-]
There's a lot of work that goes into making anyone up for TV. Maybe it's different in other places, but the anchors here tend to look a bit above average. They're supposed to have great hair, flawless skin, perfectly straight and white teeth, etc. And pretty much anyone who goes on TV will be dosed in makeup.

And yeah politicians tend to be old, but even then they're careful about their appearances. You tend to gain an advantage if you have again, the great hair, white and straight teeth, etc. They care a great deal about their image.
Not all actors are valued for their appearance. Others are valued for a particular appearance (eg they play an old guy).
But I'd argue that most are valued for their appearance (at least relative to their age). This goes moreso for women; As actresses age they tend to get paid less and less.

To speak generally: People tend to like attractive people more (duh). So really, any endeavor in which you're required to make a connection with someone can be assisted if you are attractive.
At least it can be said that being considered ugly will hinder your ability to perform in certain careers and/or lines of work.
User avatar #231 - hypex (08/29/2015) [-]
well... looking decent gives you better odds at anything though...
and yes, looking considerably ugly will hamper or prevent you from doing alot of stuff (which is why i think the tipping system is completely retarded)
#215 - models? hookers? i dont even consider modeling to be a ca…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2015 on $33 0
User avatar #219 - durkadurka (08/28/2015) [-]
I'd think anything that requires you to look good. Acting, news reporting, even being a politician.
User avatar #222 - hypex (08/28/2015) [-]
>politician
arent most politicians shriveled old guys?
>acting
yes im sure the wrinkled old face of morgan freeman, patrick stewart and robin williams ;_; are all very pretty
of course, being pretty gives you an edge but that is true in all things except for maybe braille translator
and here is a quick google search of norwegian news anchors, none of which are particularly pretty, they look like normal people to me atleast.. www.google.no/search?q=norwegian+news+anchor&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=931&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMIrvKuxPXMxwIVwr9yCh1kPQtJ#tbm=isch&q=nrk+1+nyhetsanker
User avatar #230 - durkadurka (08/29/2015) [-]
There's a lot of work that goes into making anyone up for TV. Maybe it's different in other places, but the anchors here tend to look a bit above average. They're supposed to have great hair, flawless skin, perfectly straight and white teeth, etc. And pretty much anyone who goes on TV will be dosed in makeup.

And yeah politicians tend to be old, but even then they're careful about their appearances. You tend to gain an advantage if you have again, the great hair, white and straight teeth, etc. They care a great deal about their image.
Not all actors are valued for their appearance. Others are valued for a particular appearance (eg they play an old guy).
But I'd argue that most are valued for their appearance (at least relative to their age). This goes moreso for women; As actresses age they tend to get paid less and less.

To speak generally: People tend to like attractive people more (duh). So really, any endeavor in which you're required to make a connection with someone can be assisted if you are attractive.
At least it can be said that being considered ugly will hinder your ability to perform in certain careers and/or lines of work.
User avatar #231 - hypex (08/29/2015) [-]
well... looking decent gives you better odds at anything though...
and yes, looking considerably ugly will hamper or prevent you from doing alot of stuff (which is why i think the tipping system is completely retarded)
#214 - we have the same setup, there is mainly 2 different things you… 08/28/2015 on $33 +1
#212 - since i have personally worked at a support job in IT i would … 08/28/2015 on $33 +1
#208 - the problem with tipping though is that it doesnt cater to tho…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2015 on $33 0
User avatar #210 - durkadurka (08/28/2015) [-]
I suppose there is something to be said about looks giving you an edge, but aren't there other professions in which your appearance improves your income?
User avatar #215 - hypex (08/28/2015) [-]
models? hookers?
i dont even consider modeling to be a career to be honest, i would only do it (not that im pretty enough anyways) as something on the side while i studied. models get old, then they get less and less jobs until they go out of business
User avatar #219 - durkadurka (08/28/2015) [-]
I'd think anything that requires you to look good. Acting, news reporting, even being a politician.
User avatar #222 - hypex (08/28/2015) [-]
>politician
arent most politicians shriveled old guys?
>acting
yes im sure the wrinkled old face of morgan freeman, patrick stewart and robin williams ;_; are all very pretty
of course, being pretty gives you an edge but that is true in all things except for maybe braille translator
and here is a quick google search of norwegian news anchors, none of which are particularly pretty, they look like normal people to me atleast.. www.google.no/search?q=norwegian+news+anchor&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=931&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMIrvKuxPXMxwIVwr9yCh1kPQtJ#tbm=isch&q=nrk+1+nyhetsanker
User avatar #230 - durkadurka (08/29/2015) [-]
There's a lot of work that goes into making anyone up for TV. Maybe it's different in other places, but the anchors here tend to look a bit above average. They're supposed to have great hair, flawless skin, perfectly straight and white teeth, etc. And pretty much anyone who goes on TV will be dosed in makeup.

And yeah politicians tend to be old, but even then they're careful about their appearances. You tend to gain an advantage if you have again, the great hair, white and straight teeth, etc. They care a great deal about their image.
Not all actors are valued for their appearance. Others are valued for a particular appearance (eg they play an old guy).
But I'd argue that most are valued for their appearance (at least relative to their age). This goes moreso for women; As actresses age they tend to get paid less and less.

To speak generally: People tend to like attractive people more (duh). So really, any endeavor in which you're required to make a connection with someone can be assisted if you are attractive.
At least it can be said that being considered ugly will hinder your ability to perform in certain careers and/or lines of work.
User avatar #231 - hypex (08/29/2015) [-]
well... looking decent gives you better odds at anything though...
and yes, looking considerably ugly will hamper or prevent you from doing alot of stuff (which is why i think the tipping system is completely retarded)
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#101 - >lack of military might results near total reliance on US m…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/28/2015 on $33 +2
User avatar #109 - recoveryone (08/28/2015) [-]
You some very well thought out and valid points, but you're also missing some vital information, I'll break down your paragraph.
>military state who robs developing countries
Invade? Yes, rob? What's there to rob?
>and tells its citizens "its to protect our interests"
The black shit that powers the 254 million+ cars is an asset worth protecting, and why gas is about 2.31$ USD a gallon here, but 10.76$ USD a gallon in norway
>or the more recent one "muh terrorism"
there was a former ally, who has equipment WE GAVE HIM(to fight the Soviets) who claimed responsibility for attacks against NATO and friends, including an ally in the immediate vicinity, an ally who is extremely trigger happy with their NATO funded weaponry
>same mistakes the US made after 9/11 like ramping up military spending
waging wars cost money
>and all round ridiculous security measures.
no more than other first world nations, such as The UK
>id rather have one terror attack every 50 years
The fuck?
>and have the highest living standard in the world
agreed
>than living under NSA
you think your nation(and probably NSA) doesn't have your shit tapped as well?
>and ridiculous airport security
Have you been to an American airport? You walk through a metal detector, and send your bags through an x-ray, occasionally you see a bomb dog around, TSA was created to deter(not detect) terrorist acts and provide a number of new jobs
>aswell as public surveillance
again, no more than any other first world country
>invading a country and murdering hundreds of thousands in the name of revenge
it was business, you don't allow someone to turn on you and fuck up your shit with shit you gave them
>i also support leaving the middle east region for itself and let them have at each other,
agreed, but dependency on their oil needs to be weened off first

Personally, I'd rather live in a nation of savages than a nation of pussies...
User avatar #197 - renespar (08/28/2015) [-]
>Invade? Yes, rob? What's there to rob?
Oil, that's there to rob, and was an "asset" we went over mostly to lock down no matter what Fox News or Bush claimed

>there was a former ally, who has equipment WE GAVE HIM(to fight the Soviets) who claimed responsibility for attacks against NATO and friends, including an ally in the immediate vicinity, an ally who is extremely trigger happy with their NATO funded weaponry

didn't family guy once make a joke about how pants on head retarded it was to declare war on Afghanistan over the actions of Osama?

>waging wars cost money

yeah, but have we really needed to spent hundreds of billions a year or so to wage a "war" on a bunch of people with soviet era tech

>you think your nation(and probably NSA) doesn't have your shit tapped as well?

yeah, but you see, most countries don't have you shipped off to some illegal torture prison that gets no real results and just locks you up in squalor for the rest of your miserable life if you're a suspected "terrorist"

>Have you been to an American airport? You walk through a metal detector, and send your bags through an x-ray, occasionally you see a bomb dog around, TSA was created to deter(not detect) terrorist acts and provide a number of new jobs

yeah, and their "job" has involved many MANY cases of sexual harassment, "random" screenings and overall has yet to deter or prevent anything other than many americans from traveling, especially if they descend from an islamic country, or are immigrants

>it was business, you don't allow someone to turn on you and fuck up your shit with shit you gave them

we murdered more than ten times the amount of people killed in 9/11, and all we did was make them martyrs and inspire more people to fight. We look like assholes on an international level, holding the poor kid down and kicking dirt in his face constantly because he slapped us

>Personally, I'd rather live in a nation of savages than a nation of pussies...

how many people have we killed for this same motto? how many wars have been waged on much smaller groups because rather than just stand down to the British empire's retarded son, they fought to guard their basic rights
User avatar #238 - recoveryone (08/29/2015) [-]
>Oil, that's there to rob, and was an "asset" we went over mostly to lock down no matter what Fox News or Bush claimed
I just said, that black shit(Oil) that powers cars is important, you want double digit gas prices? I fucking don't.
>didn't family guy once make a joke about how pants on head retarded it was to declare war on Afghanistan over the actions of Osama?
I don't get my opinions from quality comedy entertainment, but it went something like this: "Hey, your harboring an enemy of The United States of America, give him to us or allow us to find him" "No"
>"job" has involved many MANY cases of sexual harassment,
how many is "MANY"
>"random" screenings and overall has yet to deter or prevent anything other than many americans from traveling, especially if they descend from an islamic country, or are immigrants
*citation needed on the nothing but deter* and that's how profiling works, obtain information of someone who did something, look for similar traits, traits like ethnicity, decent, etc
> holding the poor kid down and kicking dirt in his face constantly because he slapped us
poor stupid kid needs to stop fucking slapping us every time we turn our backs and go the fuck home
User avatar #240 - renespar (08/29/2015) [-]
>how many is "MANY"
just google "TSA sexaully assaults woman, hell there's a recent event of that happening, last I checked

>*citation needed on the nothing but deter* and that's how profiling works, obtain information of someone who did something, look for similar traits, traits like ethnicity, decent, etc
you are literally advocating the best deterrence for terrorism is racism. www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-0604-tsa-20150604-story.html how's that for a citation.
>poor stupid kid needs to stop fucking slapping us every time we turn our backs and go the fuck home
they only left home once, and we keep beating them up over it, all they are doing is trying to at least get a hit in as we are beatinngt their skulls in repeatedly
User avatar #241 - recoveryone (08/29/2015) [-]
>just google "TSA sexaully assaults woman, hell there's a recent event of that happening, last I checked
www.cnn.com/2015/08/28/us/new-york-tsa-screener-charged/ Huh, happened just after I replied to you, how about that? I wasn't arguing, just wanted a point of reference
>you are literally advocating the best deterrence for terrorism is racism. www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-0604-tsa-20150604-story.html how's that for a citation.
TSA fucking sucks, honestly never should have argued that it didn't, that's a property of poor implementation(low standards for employees, High School diploma not required) more than the idea of increased security itself in Airports. It definitely needs a restructure. Not sure how they'd do that
>they only left home once, and we keep beating them up over it, all they are doing is trying to at least get a hit in as we are beatinng their skulls in repeatedly
and even while they're layed on the fucking ground, and we're done and ready to move on with our lives, they still talk shit, and try to get a good hit in, so they get layed out again.
User avatar #242 - renespar (08/29/2015) [-]
you mean, exactly like what you would expect someone to do if someone busted into their house, and started beating them around over something, and then never leaves, not even a decade after, years after they'd just more or less settled into daily beatings of someone not able to defend themselves, but just trying to, and eventually finding the thing we went in supposedly looking for in the first place, shrugging, and going back to the beatings, while at home half of your family is begging you to stop beating them in over something they did more than a decade ago we've long since repaid 10 times over, and made sure effectively they can never walk again
User avatar #243 - recoveryone (08/30/2015) [-]
If someone walked up to me, punched me in the face, and I went to their house, and beat their ass, and tried to leave, but they keep on getting up, and trying to fight back right as I tried to(which we were, we've trying to pull out of the middle east for years) leave, no I wouldn't stop as long as they remain a threat.
User avatar #188 - Shiny (08/28/2015) [-]
So we should just keep the stupid, costly, bloody cycle going for...vengeance? We caused most of the problems we're trying to fix with wars.

The TSA is a complete failure, by the way. It has literally never stopped terrorism.
#35 - Picture 08/28/2015 on /fit/ /fat/ 0
#41 - i know im sounding a bit biased here, but why don't the US cut…  [+] (35 new replies) 08/28/2015 on $33 +19
User avatar #192 - durkadurka (08/28/2015) [-]
We will never be able to cut our military to near-zero.
Part of the reason some countries can has at least something to do with the US and the way it projects its military power.

We could stand to cut some of our military, though at least it's one of the few areas where the result of spent money is tangible (aircraft carriers, bases, tanks, etc). We tend to throw a lot of money at poverty, the drug war, etc with almost no change.

Our government tends to be really bad when the proposed solution to a problem ends up being "throw more money at it". I think we could make improvements without spending a whole lot and by taking what we spend from programs that just aren't working.

To be really general and vague, I'd support something that encouraged people to go as far as they could while recognizing that some students just won't get that far.
Education needs to be highly individualized and handled at a personal level.
We've been kinda handling things in the opposite way: Broad national policies that treat everyone as if they are of equal ability and as if their highest aspirations are to be good little drones working in some random office cubicles. So I think more personal and localized we can make education, the better.
We also need to kill the whole "college is the only way to a better life" mantra. We need cheaper, more efficient ways for people to demonstrate learned knowledge and thus determine their qualifications.

On tipping: It's a matter of your preference. The end result will pretty much be the same: You'll end up paying about the same and the staff will end up making about the same. The way the prices and wages are applied will just be different.

This is all just my two cents, so take it for what it's worth.

User avatar #208 - hypex (08/28/2015) [-]
the problem with tipping though is that it doesnt cater to those who are ugly or arent within the customers likings aka, anyone can choose not to tip someone and the waitress or whatever will have less pay. this is why having standardized higher pay is ultimately the better option for the worker

but the whole idea behind tipping is a capitalist idea
who earns from the tipping system? mcdonalds, resturaunts and the likes.

you could also argue that the tipping system is better for those who are pretty or very good at being a waiter, but having your pay be based on how you look sounds kinda awful..
User avatar #210 - durkadurka (08/28/2015) [-]
I suppose there is something to be said about looks giving you an edge, but aren't there other professions in which your appearance improves your income?
User avatar #215 - hypex (08/28/2015) [-]
models? hookers?
i dont even consider modeling to be a career to be honest, i would only do it (not that im pretty enough anyways) as something on the side while i studied. models get old, then they get less and less jobs until they go out of business
User avatar #219 - durkadurka (08/28/2015) [-]
I'd think anything that requires you to look good. Acting, news reporting, even being a politician.
User avatar #222 - hypex (08/28/2015) [-]
>politician
arent most politicians shriveled old guys?
>acting
yes im sure the wrinkled old face of morgan freeman, patrick stewart and robin williams ;_; are all very pretty
of course, being pretty gives you an edge but that is true in all things except for maybe braille translator
and here is a quick google search of norwegian news anchors, none of which are particularly pretty, they look like normal people to me atleast.. www.google.no/search?q=norwegian+news+anchor&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=931&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMIrvKuxPXMxwIVwr9yCh1kPQtJ#tbm=isch&q=nrk+1+nyhetsanker
User avatar #230 - durkadurka (08/29/2015) [-]
There's a lot of work that goes into making anyone up for TV. Maybe it's different in other places, but the anchors here tend to look a bit above average. They're supposed to have great hair, flawless skin, perfectly straight and white teeth, etc. And pretty much anyone who goes on TV will be dosed in makeup.

And yeah politicians tend to be old, but even then they're careful about their appearances. You tend to gain an advantage if you have again, the great hair, white and straight teeth, etc. They care a great deal about their image.
Not all actors are valued for their appearance. Others are valued for a particular appearance (eg they play an old guy).
But I'd argue that most are valued for their appearance (at least relative to their age). This goes moreso for women; As actresses age they tend to get paid less and less.

To speak generally: People tend to like attractive people more (duh). So really, any endeavor in which you're required to make a connection with someone can be assisted if you are attractive.
At least it can be said that being considered ugly will hinder your ability to perform in certain careers and/or lines of work.
User avatar #231 - hypex (08/29/2015) [-]
well... looking decent gives you better odds at anything though...
and yes, looking considerably ugly will hamper or prevent you from doing alot of stuff (which is why i think the tipping system is completely retarded)
#191 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
A lot of people make a lot of money from the military industrial complex. That money then circulates back to the Government via taxation, which allows further spending on the military industrial complex, which generates more taxes. . . There are some aspects of the military that are justified, but a lot of it is simply bulk and stimulus to prop up companies like Boeing with $14 billion subsidies and stimulus packages.

It's all politics. When there's a monopoly of power, that power is going to be abused. Just as the saying goes, power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
User avatar #185 - Shiny (08/28/2015) [-]
Because exploding brown people
#182 - woolfy (08/28/2015) [-]
I think we all have a lot to learn from Scandinavia about education. It's okay where I'm from, but could be a lot better. Your first degree is partly paid for and we have a grant system for low income families, but I'm told it's tough getting through college on it.

You say that the system allows you to avoid jobs like McDonalds. Are people in Norway with any sort of profession able to dodge the experience of working awful service jobs?

I ask because I feel like it's something everyone should do, just so they know how tough life is for the majority of people. 90% of the kids in my college went to expensive private schools, yet most honestly believe everyone had the same chance of getting into college as they did. I hear people who've never worked a day in their lives say things like "supermarket jobs must be so easy, all you do is stand at a till all day."

What bothers me is that these kids are the future leaders of the country, yet are completely disconnected with most of the people they're going to be in charge of.

The question I've been trying to get at is, do you think that's a problem in Norway? Or does your education system mean that the majority of people aren't stuck with those jobs in the first place? Or is it simply taken for granted that the primary job of those in charge of the country is to help the worst off in society?
User avatar #212 - hypex (08/28/2015) [-]
since i have personally worked at a support job in IT i would say its a good life experience to have, the shit jobs at mcdonalds and stuff like that is considered "extra" here in norway
you go to school, thats what everyone expects of you
if you want enough money on the side to have your own apartment and some spare change then get a shitty job at mcdonalds
its extra money for your own spending, not considered something you end up with after college or high school or whatever equivalent we have
the thought process in america is somewhere along the lines of "shit, i need a job, better apply at something easy where i can get paid"
in norway, its more along the lines of "man, i would love to go out and party more often or afford my own place earlier so i dont have to mooch of my parents, i should get a job outside school so i can afford those things!" and thats where shit like mcdonalds and supermarket cashier comes in

to answer
> Or is it simply taken for granted that the primary job of those in charge of the country is to help the worst off in society?
we have tons of "programs" and systems to help out people that need it, there is absolutely no reason for beggars or homeless people to exist here in norway
do you have a drug issue? free state sponsored rehab and living quarters with a state sponsored job to get you into the job market again
homeless for whatever reason? emergency sheltering (about the same standard as a 4 star hotel) until you get your economy back up so you can get somewhere to live
so yes. we have set it up so that everyone should be able to live peacefully and have a happy life here.
User avatar #193 - Yardie (08/28/2015) [-]
A system from one country will not necessarily work in another. The Scandinavian countries have had generation after generation of a society built around trust and freedom. They still have a very free market compared to most of the world including the United States. Their Socialist policy is still fairly new, and they're able to have such policy because everybody is close-knit and hold each other accountable. A majority of people give what they take. In the US this hasn't been the case. If Scandinavian countries used the US system, it would probably work about as well because of the society that those countries have.

Aside from that, College is certainly not a necessary experience. More often than it should be it's actually a waste of time and money. Students go there to socialize rather than to learn a trade. They major in useless degrees and accrue mountains of debt and wind up working a dead end job to pay it off when they would have been much better off finding a job and learning practical skills or going to a vocational school where they'd be able to work practically with their passion in an educational environment.

Is detracting resources from the economy in order to subsidize higher education really the right choice? It's not a zero sum game. There are consequences to forcefully taking money out of the economy, no matter how small an amount it is. The benefits would have to outweigh the costs, and that's a hard case to make given the current situation with higher education, even in the Scandinavian countries. I mean 85% of Swedish students still graduate with crippling amounts of debt vs 50% in the US at a higher debt-to-income ratio than those in the US.
#200 - woolfy (08/28/2015) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but when I said "it's something everyone should do" did you think I was referring to going to college? What I meant was working low pay jobs, since that's what an increasingly large portion of society is getting by on.

I agree that college isn't a necessary experience. In fact I think that most education systems don't do enough to provide non-academic options. I know Germany and Poland have practical courses where you can learn to be a plumber or an electrician.

My own school system is far too focused with getting everyone into college. I have much more respect for people who knew school wouldn't take them anyway and dropped out than for those who couldn't make a proper life choice and ended up in bullshit second rate courses.

If you don't mind me asking, which route did you take?
User avatar #214 - hypex (08/28/2015) [-]
we have the same setup, there is mainly 2 different things you can do when you finish tenth grade, you can either go for a more work oriented school period (1-3 years depending) or you can go for higher education where you learn basics for everything like physics, math, norwegian, proper writing etc (3++)
User avatar #205 - Yardie (08/28/2015) [-]
Ah, I guess I misunderstood. I'm actually currently at University with a major in Computer Science and a minor in Economics. I did get a lot of financial aid due to my economic and academic status though, so I'm debt-free. I'd rather have not gone to University in hindsight, but after I've already invested so much I'd like to at least finish.
User avatar #106 - ilikebbc (08/28/2015) [-]
Simply put, it would be political suicide. The troops in the US might as well be gods, cut military spending and the right wing media would tear you apart using emotional and stupid arguments about "not caring about the troops"
User avatar #105 - Fjcf (08/28/2015) [-]
Because of military industry lobbyists.
User avatar #99 - recoveryone (08/28/2015) [-]
Alright, let me break this down for you relatively easily:

>rest of NATO and friends de-militarizes their shit down to fuck all nothing to become well educated,
>terrorist acts still readily occur against NATO and friends, not just the United States
>lack of military might results near total reliance on US military to wage an apparent "Global War on Terror"
>talk shit about US being a militarized nation
#102 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
The problem is the global war on terror was something US started then dragged the rest into.
User avatar #101 - hypex (08/28/2015) [-]
>lack of military might results near total reliance on US military to wage an apparent "Global War on Terror"

yeah, only the US thinks of the US that way, the rest of the world seems to think of you as a military state who robs developing countries and tells its citizens "its to protect our interests" or the more recent one "muh terrorism"

i dont expect you to agree with me on this, but i would recommend you to go look up what our prime minister Stoltenberg said after our own terror attack on Utøya. he talked a lot about not making the same mistakes the US made after 9/11 like ramping up military spending and all round ridiculous security measures.
id rather have one terror attack every 50 years and have the highest living standard in the world than living under NSA and ridiculous airport security aswell as public surveillance

sure, ramping up airport security after 9/11 is a great idea to prevent such things from happening again, but invading a country and murdering hundreds of thousands in the name of revenge? thats just not right.

i also support leaving the middle east region for itself and let them have at each other, because of their religious beliefs there wont be any peace in that region for a long ass time but thats another discussion.
User avatar #109 - recoveryone (08/28/2015) [-]
You some very well thought out and valid points, but you're also missing some vital information, I'll break down your paragraph.
>military state who robs developing countries
Invade? Yes, rob? What's there to rob?
>and tells its citizens "its to protect our interests"
The black shit that powers the 254 million+ cars is an asset worth protecting, and why gas is about 2.31$ USD a gallon here, but 10.76$ USD a gallon in norway
>or the more recent one "muh terrorism"
there was a former ally, who has equipment WE GAVE HIM(to fight the Soviets) who claimed responsibility for attacks against NATO and friends, including an ally in the immediate vicinity, an ally who is extremely trigger happy with their NATO funded weaponry
>same mistakes the US made after 9/11 like ramping up military spending
waging wars cost money
>and all round ridiculous security measures.
no more than other first world nations, such as The UK
>id rather have one terror attack every 50 years
The fuck?
>and have the highest living standard in the world
agreed
>than living under NSA
you think your nation(and probably NSA) doesn't have your shit tapped as well?
>and ridiculous airport security
Have you been to an American airport? You walk through a metal detector, and send your bags through an x-ray, occasionally you see a bomb dog around, TSA was created to deter(not detect) terrorist acts and provide a number of new jobs
>aswell as public surveillance
again, no more than any other first world country
>invading a country and murdering hundreds of thousands in the name of revenge
it was business, you don't allow someone to turn on you and fuck up your shit with shit you gave them
>i also support leaving the middle east region for itself and let them have at each other,
agreed, but dependency on their oil needs to be weened off first

Personally, I'd rather live in a nation of savages than a nation of pussies...
User avatar #197 - renespar (08/28/2015) [-]
>Invade? Yes, rob? What's there to rob?
Oil, that's there to rob, and was an "asset" we went over mostly to lock down no matter what Fox News or Bush claimed

>there was a former ally, who has equipment WE GAVE HIM(to fight the Soviets) who claimed responsibility for attacks against NATO and friends, including an ally in the immediate vicinity, an ally who is extremely trigger happy with their NATO funded weaponry

didn't family guy once make a joke about how pants on head retarded it was to declare war on Afghanistan over the actions of Osama?

>waging wars cost money

yeah, but have we really needed to spent hundreds of billions a year or so to wage a "war" on a bunch of people with soviet era tech

>you think your nation(and probably NSA) doesn't have your shit tapped as well?

yeah, but you see, most countries don't have you shipped off to some illegal torture prison that gets no real results and just locks you up in squalor for the rest of your miserable life if you're a suspected "terrorist"

>Have you been to an American airport? You walk through a metal detector, and send your bags through an x-ray, occasionally you see a bomb dog around, TSA was created to deter(not detect) terrorist acts and provide a number of new jobs

yeah, and their "job" has involved many MANY cases of sexual harassment, "random" screenings and overall has yet to deter or prevent anything other than many americans from traveling, especially if they descend from an islamic country, or are immigrants

>it was business, you don't allow someone to turn on you and fuck up your shit with shit you gave them

we murdered more than ten times the amount of people killed in 9/11, and all we did was make them martyrs and inspire more people to fight. We look like assholes on an international level, holding the poor kid down and kicking dirt in his face constantly because he slapped us

>Personally, I'd rather live in a nation of savages than a nation of pussies...

how many people have we killed for this same motto? how many wars have been waged on much smaller groups because rather than just stand down to the British empire's retarded son, they fought to guard their basic rights
User avatar #238 - recoveryone (08/29/2015) [-]
>Oil, that's there to rob, and was an "asset" we went over mostly to lock down no matter what Fox News or Bush claimed
I just said, that black shit(Oil) that powers cars is important, you want double digit gas prices? I fucking don't.
>didn't family guy once make a joke about how pants on head retarded it was to declare war on Afghanistan over the actions of Osama?
I don't get my opinions from quality comedy entertainment, but it went something like this: "Hey, your harboring an enemy of The United States of America, give him to us or allow us to find him" "No"
>"job" has involved many MANY cases of sexual harassment,
how many is "MANY"
>"random" screenings and overall has yet to deter or prevent anything other than many americans from traveling, especially if they descend from an islamic country, or are immigrants
*citation needed on the nothing but deter* and that's how profiling works, obtain information of someone who did something, look for similar traits, traits like ethnicity, decent, etc
> holding the poor kid down and kicking dirt in his face constantly because he slapped us
poor stupid kid needs to stop fucking slapping us every time we turn our backs and go the fuck home
User avatar #240 - renespar (08/29/2015) [-]
>how many is "MANY"
just google "TSA sexaully assaults woman, hell there's a recent event of that happening, last I checked

>*citation needed on the nothing but deter* and that's how profiling works, obtain information of someone who did something, look for similar traits, traits like ethnicity, decent, etc
you are literally advocating the best deterrence for terrorism is racism. www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-0604-tsa-20150604-story.html how's that for a citation.
>poor stupid kid needs to stop fucking slapping us every time we turn our backs and go the fuck home
they only left home once, and we keep beating them up over it, all they are doing is trying to at least get a hit in as we are beatinngt their skulls in repeatedly
User avatar #241 - recoveryone (08/29/2015) [-]
>just google "TSA sexaully assaults woman, hell there's a recent event of that happening, last I checked
www.cnn.com/2015/08/28/us/new-york-tsa-screener-charged/ Huh, happened just after I replied to you, how about that? I wasn't arguing, just wanted a point of reference
>you are literally advocating the best deterrence for terrorism is racism. www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-0604-tsa-20150604-story.html how's that for a citation.
TSA fucking sucks, honestly never should have argued that it didn't, that's a property of poor implementation(low standards for employees, High School diploma not required) more than the idea of increased security itself in Airports. It definitely needs a restructure. Not sure how they'd do that
>they only left home once, and we keep beating them up over it, all they are doing is trying to at least get a hit in as we are beatinng their skulls in repeatedly
and even while they're layed on the fucking ground, and we're done and ready to move on with our lives, they still talk shit, and try to get a good hit in, so they get layed out again.
User avatar #242 - renespar (08/29/2015) [-]
you mean, exactly like what you would expect someone to do if someone busted into their house, and started beating them around over something, and then never leaves, not even a decade after, years after they'd just more or less settled into daily beatings of someone not able to defend themselves, but just trying to, and eventually finding the thing we went in supposedly looking for in the first place, shrugging, and going back to the beatings, while at home half of your family is begging you to stop beating them in over something they did more than a decade ago we've long since repaid 10 times over, and made sure effectively they can never walk again
User avatar #243 - recoveryone (08/30/2015) [-]
If someone walked up to me, punched me in the face, and I went to their house, and beat their ass, and tried to leave, but they keep on getting up, and trying to fight back right as I tried to(which we were, we've trying to pull out of the middle east for years) leave, no I wouldn't stop as long as they remain a threat.
User avatar #188 - Shiny (08/28/2015) [-]
So we should just keep the stupid, costly, bloody cycle going for...vengeance? We caused most of the problems we're trying to fix with wars.

The TSA is a complete failure, by the way. It has literally never stopped terrorism.
#95 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
That would be great, if there was a way for a few handfuls of motivated people to deal with the corruption of an entire country.

Something like what you're describing would require people to somehow become decent people over night without self interest. The idea is great, but the problem is the actual implementation. Everybody that has ever thought of the US situation for more than 3 minutes has came to the same conclusion as you.
User avatar #103 - hypex (08/28/2015) [-]
oh well, you gotta start somewhere i guess?
i think obamacare is flawed, but its a small step in the right direction, getting free healthcare for the entirety of the US would be a huge step in the right direction

people often argue that "if someone can pay for better healthcare, why shouldnt they be able to?" having corporate owned hospitals or clinics alongside the tax funded ones would also be a good alternative for those that can pay the doctors. the problem is when those are the only hospitals that are available, leading to people who need a hip replacement or some expensive surgery that arent able to pay the hospitals suffering from huge loans and debt which they have trouble or are unable to pay back and i think being able to live debt free despite your medical problems is something every first world country should have
#84 - ihateeverybodytoo (08/28/2015) [-]
because the rest of the world relies on the US to protect them
#136 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
We never asked for it.
User avatar #139 - commontroll (08/28/2015) [-]
You would if we stopped. Europe gets to spend all the money they want on stupid shit to make citizens happy because they don't have to spend jack shit compared to America.
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i just copied someone elses source on there seconds before it got deleted, sorry mate


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#150 to #149 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh well. Time to sleep. It's your fault if I get tomboy dreams now. ty
also
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Good night. Swet dreams.
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#156 to #155 - havockwzy (02/28/2015) [-]
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oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
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whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
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you passed me you bastard
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WHO HAS TO STEP UP THEIR GAME NOW?
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We both ****** up didn't we lol. I haven't been going on FJ much trying to get platinum on Far Cry 4, plus GTA heists, I'm still obsessed with this site
#166 to #165 - hypex (03/20/2015) [-]
same boat as you, lots of dota and WoW lately
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Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
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You are one fine pupil!
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#90 to #89 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
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