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hypex

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Age: 71
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
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Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:11/30/2015
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#116 - you all saw the big boy the first time i saw it in the sho… 11/23/2015 on Fallout 4 customized... +1
#218 - silly, why would you tell the police about it? 11/23/2015 on ...Surely, you can't be... +2
#157 - my go to rule: If its cute, stick your dick in it  [+] (5 new replies) 11/23/2015 on ...Surely, you can't be... +2
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#254 - satrenkotheone (11/23/2015) [-]
That's a good philosophy to live by.
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#238 - shenro (11/23/2015) [-]
does that apply to things like bunnies and kittens too?
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#253 - satrenkotheone (11/23/2015) [-]
Especially the kittens.
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#187 - ipwnallnubz (11/23/2015) [-]
Except no one here will ever get a chance to apply that rule without a prison sentence afterwards.
#218 - hypex (11/23/2015) [-]
silly, why would you tell the police about it?
#8 - gunner hostages... 11/22/2015 on MIRV Launcher "Big Boy"... 0
#200 - :^) you got my inactive user though, check out the wo… 11/19/2015 on hypex's profile 0
#139 - Picture 11/19/2015 on bay gar +3
#137 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2015 on bay gar +3
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#138 - mrwalkerfour (11/19/2015) [-]
yep.
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#139 - hypex (11/19/2015) [-]
#289 - easy come, easy go hitler yes, ******* no 11/15/2015 on FJ Writes A Song 2 - Make... 0
#36 - vampires have that disease resist too, and they also get +50 f…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2015 on I Got Sidetracked +1
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#37 - seferofe (11/13/2015) [-]
In the long run race doesn't matter for this. And the only reason I'm going to be a Nord mage, is because of the guy in the College of Winterhold. I've only completed the Stormcloak quest line once, and that was my first run. So I thought I might as well complete it again if I'm going to be a Nord.
I also plan to enchant two pieces of my equipment with +50% fire and frost resist each. That will take a long time though, since getting enchanting up is annoying, since I forget to use soul trap. Though now that I remember I will only need one piece of equipment to be +50% frost resist since I'll be a Nord.
#25 - i saved this from the last post, funny that i get to use it that fast 11/13/2015 on How to tan 101 +1
#27 - Picture 11/13/2015 on Lewd Anime CP 0
#73 - >healer goes afk during start of dungeon >rogue. two… 11/13/2015 on tank mater race +3
#24 - >go to wizard school, wanna be a wizard >"you w…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2015 on I Got Sidetracked +24
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#31 - seferofe (11/13/2015) [-]
I just like the fact you can actually destroy or help the dark brotherhood. My next Skyrim playthrough will be a full wizard. Only robes, dagger for when I run out of magicka, use all spell schools, nord, stormcloak, no follower and can't be a werewolf for that disease resist.
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#36 - hypex (11/13/2015) [-]
vampires have that disease resist too, and they also get +50 frost resist, so if youre playing a nord vampire you take pretty much no dmg at all from frost but then you are susceptible to fire

and why nord for magic? they are one of the worst races to go mage with
and worst of all
>stormcloak
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#37 - seferofe (11/13/2015) [-]
In the long run race doesn't matter for this. And the only reason I'm going to be a Nord mage, is because of the guy in the College of Winterhold. I've only completed the Stormcloak quest line once, and that was my first run. So I thought I might as well complete it again if I'm going to be a Nord.
I also plan to enchant two pieces of my equipment with +50% fire and frost resist each. That will take a long time though, since getting enchanting up is annoying, since I forget to use soul trap. Though now that I remember I will only need one piece of equipment to be +50% frost resist since I'll be a Nord.
#44 - Picture 11/13/2015 on Untitled. +15
#13 - >its a guy 11/12/2015 on Traps Be Like +14
#3 - I KNOW WHERE THAT FACE IS FROM i should know, i re p…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2015 on Anon doesn't like streaming +7
#5 - nemecyst (11/12/2015) [-]
Finally found the source for a pciture on my phone case, god bless.
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#10 - bible (11/12/2015) [-]
How did you get this case
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#11 - nemecyst (11/12/2015) [-]
Bought it online, alibaba, it was like.. $8
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#9 - joyguy (11/12/2015) [-]
The artist is Turtle. Fish. Paint. if I remember correctly
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#8 - reapermaster (11/12/2015) [-]
noice
#4 - polarpulse (11/12/2015) [-]
You know it bby

it is from the comic, but i found this comic while i was surfing around places i shouldn't be in
#141 - Picture 11/12/2015 on Does She Like Me? 0
#49 - well im over 50% win rate so i guess that qualifies as "g…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2015 on When your team picks four... 0
#50 - capedbald (01/09/2016) [-]
#45 - how the **** is jungle ursa bad he has decent clear speed …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2015 on When your team picks four... 0
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#48 - bigappa (11/12/2015) [-]
>3,3k
>Thinks he's good.
Kek
#49 - hypex (11/12/2015) [-]
well im over 50% win rate so i guess that qualifies as "good" or at least "above average"

sure, 3.3k isnt anything grand, but its above average and its 1.3k over what he implied i was..
#50 - capedbald (01/09/2016) [-]
#38 - >no trap porn i cry ever tim  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2015 on Traps +4
#54 - thatnamelessguy (11/11/2015) [-]
I remember that hentai.. and I wish I didn't
#7 - i dont think ive ever seen someone as ****** as void, no TP, n…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2015 on Hilarious Dota 2 Chats +3
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#24 - yoloswaggins (11/11/2015) [-]
looks like the couriers gonna go down too, plus judging by his farm and the timein the game, its probably a midas. GG no midas till courier respawns
#36 - is it good? how many traps/10 ? does it involve lewd s…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/11/2015 on Traps +2
#90 - megatrollinator (11/11/2015) [-]
It has this freaky badass for a Main Character
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#37 - semenslurpinglily (11/11/2015) [-]
Great manga, think it has anime.
Guy is only trap.
No lewd stuff except a single out-of-place tentacle rape scene.

Overall, look it up on hentai sites.
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#94 - emiyashirou (11/11/2015) [-]
Honestly, I saw Nagisa as a guy by his first appearance. It didn't even cross my mind that he could be mistaken for a girl, until they made him cross-dress in that scene anon posted.
#78 - anon (11/11/2015) [-]
www.mangahere.co/manga/ansatsu_kyoushitsu/

Summary: The story is about class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Middle School where every morning they greet their sensei with a massive firing squad. The sensei is a weird combination of a ALIEN and an octopus that moves at speeds of mach-20. It turns out this creature was responsible for the destruction of the moon, rendering it forever in a crescent shape. He has announced that he will destroy the world in 1 year. The creature will teach class 3-E how to assassinate him before the year is over.
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#96 - iqequalzero (11/11/2015) [-]
Wat? Why?
#38 - hypex (11/11/2015) [-]
>no trap porn
i cry ever tim
#54 - thatnamelessguy (11/11/2015) [-]
I remember that hentai.. and I wish I didn't
#29 - are you ******* retarded  [+] (5 new replies) 11/11/2015 on When your team picks four... +5
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#32 - ScottMJfan (11/11/2015) [-]
2k mmr detected
#45 - hypex (11/11/2015) [-]
how the fuck is jungle ursa bad
he has decent clear speed (not compared to enigma but for fucks sake hes enigma) or dedicated junglers like ench or chen. but you can really quickly get your lifesteal up and running then smoke rosh, the benefit of jungling also makes it harder to predict for the enemy team (you disappearing out of lane out of nowhere is rather obvious)
meanwhile, it means you can have another carry in the safelane, and if their lane is shit you level earthshock and get ez kills
with jungle farm and rosh you get a somewhat early blink considering your build (most often phase, lifesteal and a couple branches maybe a orb of venom)

tl: dr you cant just say "go safelane because it is superior to woods", because that is the case for all but 3 heroes... now go back to leddit with your shit strats


also
>2k
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#48 - bigappa (11/12/2015) [-]
>3,3k
>Thinks he's good.
Kek
#49 - hypex (11/12/2015) [-]
well im over 50% win rate so i guess that qualifies as "good" or at least "above average"

sure, 3.3k isnt anything grand, but its above average and its 1.3k over what he implied i was..
#50 - capedbald (01/09/2016) [-]
#33 - sauce pls?  [+] (10 new replies) 11/11/2015 on Traps +1
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#35 - semenslurpinglily (11/11/2015) [-]
Assassination classroom*
#36 - hypex (11/11/2015) [-]
is it good?
how many traps/10 ?
does it involve lewd stuff?
all these questions, yet so little time for donger
#90 - megatrollinator (11/11/2015) [-]
It has this freaky badass for a Main Character
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#37 - semenslurpinglily (11/11/2015) [-]
Great manga, think it has anime.
Guy is only trap.
No lewd stuff except a single out-of-place tentacle rape scene.

Overall, look it up on hentai sites.
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#94 - emiyashirou (11/11/2015) [-]
Honestly, I saw Nagisa as a guy by his first appearance. It didn't even cross my mind that he could be mistaken for a girl, until they made him cross-dress in that scene anon posted.
#78 - anon (11/11/2015) [-]
www.mangahere.co/manga/ansatsu_kyoushitsu/

Summary: The story is about class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Middle School where every morning they greet their sensei with a massive firing squad. The sensei is a weird combination of a ALIEN and an octopus that moves at speeds of mach-20. It turns out this creature was responsible for the destruction of the moon, rendering it forever in a crescent shape. He has announced that he will destroy the world in 1 year. The creature will teach class 3-E how to assassinate him before the year is over.
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#96 - iqequalzero (11/11/2015) [-]
Wat? Why?
#38 - hypex (11/11/2015) [-]
>no trap porn
i cry ever tim
#54 - thatnamelessguy (11/11/2015) [-]
I remember that hentai.. and I wish I didn't
#34 - semenslurpinglily has deleted their comment.
#32 - Picture 11/11/2015 on Traps +1
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#78 - hypex
(11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#199 - kingdaniel (11/19/2015) [-]
What the ****, I've got you on Steam for some reason and I already saw you on Youtube twice.
Stop liking the stuff I like.
#200 to #199 - hypex (11/19/2015) [-]
:^)

you got my inactive user though, check out the working one i linked on the dead one's description
#197 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [-]
#188 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Haiii
#189 to #188 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
hi?
#190 to #189 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Do you also live in trondheim?
#191 to #190 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
nope, molde :u
#192 to #191 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Æsjj
#193 to #192 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
ka faen jævla trønderpakk
#194 to #193 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Nehei

Kristiansunder

Our love can never be
#195 to #194 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
#196 to #195 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Forbidden love
#185 - thycupcake ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Pretty ******* gay
#186 to #185 - hypex (07/24/2015) [-]
no you
#187 to #186 - thycupcake ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Yah kinda
#180 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Dude, you know cisbattledroid? that ******** deleted your source comment on his content were he use the droids as censores. Can you help out a faggot in need?
#183 to #180 - hypex (05/12/2015) [-]
i just copied someone elses source on there seconds before it got deleted, sorry mate


and **** themed accounts
#178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah question*"**
**hellpwnage rolls _. All the cool kids are doing it.**
#179 to #178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah answer*"**
**hellpwnage rolls A great big floppy donkey dick.**
#171 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!

Lets do this!
#172 to #171 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
IM READY
#173 to #172 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
#174 to #173 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
where did you come from again?
#175 to #174 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
#176 to #175 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
sure why not
#181 to #176 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
oh besides. i want source on that one too pls
#182 to #181 - hypex (05/12/2015) [-]
after that image, youre not getting anything
#184 to #182 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Please!
Please!
#177 to #176 - lilRican (04/01/2015) [-]
heres our fusion dance
heres our fusion dance
#168 - miia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
You up?
#169 to #168 - hypex (03/29/2015) [-]
yes
yes


#170 to #169 - miia ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
#167 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
#160 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
Hiiiiii~
#161 to #160 - hypex (03/13/2015) [-]
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#162 to #161 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
DON'T TEST ME SON!
#163 to #162 - hypex (03/13/2015) [-]
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