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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:NOREG
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


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#121 - one time i waited in the car to get on the ferry (they are qui… 14 hours ago on Cake 0
#436 - im trying way too hard to get top commenter status, ive had 3 … 15 hours ago on no life contest +1
#20 - >norse mythology >ice giants **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Faith in humanity restored +7
User avatar #21 - stifflimb (10/22/2014) [-]
Asgardian beliefs contains a shitload of giant and a number of those giants who were deemed more dangerous also wielded the power of ice and cold, something that was feared most out of a number of things in the ancient nordic culture!
Don't even try, I know my mf Asgardian mythology and not the fucking thing marvel is pushing on me!
#13 - >Odin >not one eye missing bro do you even …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Faith in humanity restored +26
#24 - oddbird (10/22/2014) [-]
It could be him before the well of wisdom thingy.
User avatar #22 - niggernazi (10/22/2014) [-]
Nah he got that back when he defeated skeletor back in 1945
User avatar #18 - stifflimb (10/22/2014) [-]
Dude do you really think Odin could not just kill some random ice giant and take his eye for himself, no way he's gonna use some cheap ass glass eye!
#20 - hypex (10/22/2014) [-]
>norse mythology
>ice giants
shit nigger what the fuck are you doing
User avatar #21 - stifflimb (10/22/2014) [-]
Asgardian beliefs contains a shitload of giant and a number of those giants who were deemed more dangerous also wielded the power of ice and cold, something that was feared most out of a number of things in the ancient nordic culture!
Don't even try, I know my mf Asgardian mythology and not the fucking thing marvel is pushing on me!
#7 - Picture 10/22/2014 on Angel of Deaf +16
#15 - thelizardlord's wet dream 10/22/2014 on Fallout time! +4
#4 - the newest one  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Gone with the blastwave +33
User avatar #19 - heartlessrobot (10/22/2014) [-]
So, are the yellows the best?
#23 - anotherhaloguy (10/22/2014) [-]
The Yellows have the tech, the Blues have the flight and fight, but the Reds....
#24 - heartlessrobot (10/22/2014) [-]
The greens have a box tho.
#33 - i forgot to check you! hehe.. hi… 10/22/2014 on women in a nutshell +13
#31 - >walk into living room >GF is eating ice cream out o…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on women in a nutshell +14
#70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2014) [-]
#32 - privilege (10/22/2014) [-]
u dun goof
#33 - hypex (10/22/2014) [-]
i forgot to check you!




hehe.. his name.. its privilege.. heh
#50 - that was awesome 10/22/2014 on And I wouldn't have it any... +19
#32 - Picture 10/22/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 2/32 0
#31 - "boop" 10/22/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 2/32 0
#221 - some would be kept as pets, some would be lifelong partners, &… 10/22/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 15 0
#214 - you gotta be ******** me this guy cant be serious… 10/22/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 15 0
#49 - the bayonetta link one  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Hey! Listen! More Zelda... +7
#55 - lordsepulchure (10/22/2014) [-]
I demand they be shipped.
User avatar #63 - NoXV (10/22/2014) [-]
Well, there is another LoZ Bayonetta ship... warning, NSFW: http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1579636
#70 - Picture 10/22/2014 on kinetic sand +1
#49 - Ohello /B/, my name is Chips Handon. I always like to lork at … 10/22/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 4/32 +3
#206 - tomoko? shes beeing all kawaai and **** its spoopy 10/22/2014 on in case there was any doubt 2 0
#92 - >getting a gf like this 10/22/2014 on Cool 0
#47 - Picture 10/22/2014 on dumb animals 0
#102 - >"tie me up and do what you want the most!" &… 10/22/2014 on Hot Sister +17
#77 - Picture 10/22/2014 on Silly Anna :) 0
#23 - my team consisted of Aggron, a Tyranitar and a Avalugg (the ne…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Pokémon Comp #2 - Sylveon +1
#30 - pokephile (10/21/2014) [-]
I know that feel. I've been rocking a swellow on Pokemon Showdown! lately and its surprisingly good except when that spikey bastard gets in the way.
#24 - salsawin (10/21/2014) [-]
Sure, that's fair enough.
#21 - >play pokemon online >my team is centered around phy…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Pokémon Comp #2 - Sylveon +10
#22 - salsawin (10/21/2014) [-]
Why the lump would you have your whole team as physical damage?
#23 - hypex (10/21/2014) [-]
my team consisted of Aggron, a Tyranitar and a Avalugg (the new one that looks like a glacier)

i like running with pokeymans i think are cool, not the newest meta or the highest stat totals
#30 - pokephile (10/21/2014) [-]
I know that feel. I've been rocking a swellow on Pokemon Showdown! lately and its surprisingly good except when that spikey bastard gets in the way.
#24 - salsawin (10/21/2014) [-]
Sure, that's fair enough.
#29 - i didnt think the SJW's got here that fast go ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on Surprise!!!! 0
User avatar #30 - fjacctfucku (10/21/2014) [-]
im just saying for when some punk 14 year old reads this and thinks its cool and wants to do it to some disabled kid he knows.

also, i actually don't even know how to reddit.
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#62 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#64 to #63 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU or US?
#65 to #64 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#66 to #65 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU!
#67 to #66 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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