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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:8/30/2014
Location:NOREG
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#25 - what movie is this?  [+] (11 new replies) 13 hours ago on I'm hoping this is in the... 0
User avatar #28 - sisterblister (13 hours ago) [-]
the incredibles my nigga how tha dick you never seen it
User avatar #29 - hypex (13 hours ago) [-]
i saw it when it came out in like... lots of years ago...
User avatar #30 - sisterblister (13 hours ago) [-]
it has been a while
User avatar #31 - hypex (13 hours ago) [-]
exactly, i couldn't remember the name of it
User avatar #32 - sisterblister (13 hours ago) [-]
its 6 am and im drunk so i think im going to go make burgers and potatoes maby some broccoli
#33 - hypex (13 hours ago) [-]
fuck broccoli, make sliced potatoes on the burgers, shits good
User avatar #34 - sisterblister (13 hours ago) [-]
i want a baked potato though filled with butter bacon and cheese but i like broccoli especially if its coverd in quaso
User avatar #26 - icrapgoldndiamonds (13 hours ago) [-]
the incredibles i think
User avatar #41 - SirFail (12 hours ago) [-]
This isnt the incredible movie i think. This is a spin off about the girl trying to put up with jack jack while the parents are away fighting crime and jack jack begins developing powers.
User avatar #27 - hypex (13 hours ago) [-]
thanks
#1 - see you on the front page mate 08/28/2014 on Tumblr Philosophy 101 +6
#67 - brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and i…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on hypex's profile 0
#68 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
#65 - EU Russia you?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on hypex's profile 0
#66 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
EU!
#67 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
#63 - **** yes  [+] (5 new replies) 08/28/2014 on hypex's profile 0
#64 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
EU or US?
#65 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#66 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
EU!
#67 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
#8 - after playing 5n@F i would tactically **** myself…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Because sometimes you need... -2
User avatar #9 - Kelsenial (08/28/2014) [-]
You need to rethink your tactics
#72 - >virtual rape  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Don't rape people online guyz +6
#76 - samoaspider (08/28/2014) [-]
Just laugh at it, dumb cunts can't do shit about it and just degrade themselves with retarded accusations of rape they defined themselves
#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Summary of house +4
#26 - theodordronen (08/28/2014) [-]
Fair play
#18 - "and norton antivirus"  [+] (5 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Explaining your reaction... +44
#19 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
trust me im good at what i do
#171 - Airmanator (08/28/2014) [-]
Still, though. You should use a real one like Kaspersky or Bitdefender. Hell, even Komodo or Avira!
User avatar #172 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
but that wouldnt make the joke as good
#173 - Airmanator (08/28/2014) [-]
Ah I see. Whoops. Shoulda caught that at "7 proxies".
#174 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
#16 - >ever show whats on your PC to anyone ever  [+] (14 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Explaining your reaction... +188
User avatar #205 - geothermal (08/28/2014) [-]
>typing as fast as you can into your search bar when someone asks you to search something
User avatar #24 - dangler (08/28/2014) [-]
"Hey dangler, what's this 'Monster Girl Quest' thing?"
#154 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [-]
It's a beautiful game about coexistence with man and monster and and...the music is nice, too
#17 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
> not having inisivible password protected folders, 7 proxies and norton anti-virus
User avatar #21 - LifeIsADisease (08/28/2014) [-]
norton? are you like 60?
#42 - donated (08/28/2014) [-]
I have norton on my laptop...

Because I had my grand-dad drive to the place buy and pick it up for me since I wasent well.

He then talks about how norton is shit and why I have it.... Im just fucking lazy to change it.
#23 - draeman (08/28/2014) [-]
#192 - greedtheavaricious (08/28/2014) [-]
#18 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
"and norton antivirus"
#19 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
trust me im good at what i do
#171 - Airmanator (08/28/2014) [-]
Still, though. You should use a real one like Kaspersky or Bitdefender. Hell, even Komodo or Avira!
User avatar #172 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
but that wouldnt make the joke as good
#173 - Airmanator (08/28/2014) [-]
Ah I see. Whoops. Shoulda caught that at "7 proxies".
#174 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
#9 - the commentator jesus christ my sides 08/28/2014 on The Spider who Could not Hide +11
#9 - every single episode of house >"this patient …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Summary of house +77
User avatar #32 - noonesperfect (08/28/2014) [-]
Don't forget lupus
#27 - firesky (08/28/2014) [-]
Like the episode they killed the women with a simple infect with radiotherapy.
User avatar #24 - theodordronen (08/28/2014) [-]
Did, did you just repeat the content?
#25 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
#26 - theodordronen (08/28/2014) [-]
Fair play
User avatar #13 - myfourthaccount (08/28/2014) [-]
>implying thats not what a diagnostician does when he gets cases like that/
apart from the pills of course
#13 - There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity … 08/28/2014 on Hentai is art +2
#19 - >we hate absolutely anything that isnt WB and will go to pr… 08/28/2014 on A common foe +1
#6 - now try that dragonforce song on Guitar hero 3  [+] (12 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Metal Gear RISING +51
User avatar #21 - gammajk (08/28/2014) [-]
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames(Lyrics) This one?
My dick would fall off
#13 - spceinvdr (08/28/2014) [-]
Dragonforce-through the fire and the flames

Jesus thats perfect. Just fapping till his dick goes up in smoke
User avatar #12 - fargfive (08/28/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you need multiple dicks for that? Unless your dick is prehensile.
User avatar #15 - thenewgizmobox (08/28/2014) [-]
use the buttons on your controller and bind the dick piece to the button the flippy strummy thing is.
User avatar #16 - fargfive (08/28/2014) [-]
That might actually work. I like my multi-dick idea better though.
#27 - BloodyTurds (08/28/2014) [-]
Multiple dicks, especially after 2 just isnt practical, especially if there are more balls involved to...
#11 - desacabose (08/28/2014) [-]
When the darkness has fallen down
And the times are tough alright
The sound of evil laughter falls
Around the world tonight
#28 - norkas (08/28/2014) [-]
Fighting hard fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Bodies wasted on the shore
#35 - zerocousland (17 hours ago) [-]
On the blackest plains in hell's domain,
we watch them as we go
In fire and pain, and once again we know
User avatar #36 - norkas (17 hours ago) [-]
So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on
User avatar #7 - itskennyandjosh (08/28/2014) [-]
I love that song, i played it all of the time till i was able to play it on expert, beat it 7 years later
User avatar #20 - spceinvdr (08/28/2014) [-]
You also finished the song to completion on expert mode.
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Amy Schumer +29
#7 - drololol (08/28/2014) [-]
#10 - but... yaoi is the best kind of hentai  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Hentai is art +1
#12 - montagehd (08/28/2014) [-]
You are very brave...
#13 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity



i have no fucking idea where that line is
#9 - the best thing about cloning my self is that when people tell …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/28/2014 on geneology is tough +31
User avatar #21 - Shadow Guardian (08/28/2014) [-]
Would that be incest or masturbation?
User avatar #30 - kabuthefox (08/28/2014) [-]
incesturbation
User avatar #17 - spanishiqiustion (08/28/2014) [-]
what if the clone is a baby?
#19 - thesoulseeker (08/28/2014) [-]
Your point being?
#37 - jusmumbo (08/28/2014) [-]
#67 - there was even sent rule 34 of vivian along with the other dra… 08/27/2014 on The Ken Levine Effect 0
#43 - why cannot people grasp this... WHY its not that ******…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on #rekt +1
#60 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [-]
I was actually about to post this. Have my thumb.
#20 - Picture 08/27/2014 on Making playdoh snakes in... +6
#12 - y u do dis 2 me feeljunk? ;_; 08/26/2014 on Dedication 0
#69 - if you have ever lived a single day as an adult you would sure…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Please read description +33
User avatar #295 - meganinja (08/27/2014) [-]
Hell I'd suck a dick for a few thousand honestly.
User avatar #301 - hockeycrazysteve (08/27/2014) [-]
bet he'll give a spit shine for change
User avatar #311 - meganinja (08/27/2014) [-]
If you're talking about a shoe, then I'd shine your shoe for a buck if it took me only a minute or 2.

I'm not a poorfag or anything, but I actually work, and I know how much effort I normally put into work. I'd sure as hell swallow my pride for more than a month's pay.
User avatar #356 - hockeycrazysteve (08/27/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #228 - fkelly (08/27/2014) [-]
I would suck a dick once a day for 1 mil
User avatar #72 - kennyh (08/26/2014) [-]
I couldn't agree with that any more.
#40 - comment section  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Anon is at the Amusement Park +85
#42 - mattdoggy (08/26/2014) [-]
ayyyy lmao
#47 - this is so ******* gay … 08/26/2014 on MyLawyerMadeMeChangeTheName... +1
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#62 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#64 to #63 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU or US?
#65 to #64 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#66 to #65 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU!
#67 to #66 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
#48 to #47 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 to #51 - hypex ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
#35 to #34 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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