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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:NOREG
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

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#531 - snek rape?  [+] (13 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Roll your archenemy! 0
User avatar #533 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
NO

subway had cream cheese tonight

best
veggie
ever
#535 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
im no veggie, but fucking hell, a small turkish diner sorta thing that is like right outside my door has like the most fucking delicious Lhamagun shit ever holy fuck its so good

and how veggie are you?
i mean, there are varying degrees ive heard
User avatar #537 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
im not veggie at all
i was just referring to the type of sandwich

if i wasnt so damn lazy i probably would try ordering a sub with meat on it buuuuut
my order has been the same for 19 years.
User avatar #538 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
19 years holy tits how old are you



and people at the local subway fucking hate me because i have some fucking weird ass orders
User avatar #539 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
...19.
#544 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
fresh outta the crib eating veggie sandwiches
#546 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
yup
#547 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
btw, do you have a link to all of those NSFW snek pictures i am told you possess by any chance?
#550 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
no
#551 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #552 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
did your text color just spontaneously change
User avatar #553 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
its been like this since yesterday, why?

i got a content thingy over 1k thumbs it seems
User avatar #554 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
oh. i guess i just didnt notice.
anyway, BED TIME.

check out the hentai board
#526 - **hypex rolled user miia **  [+] (15 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Roll your archenemy! +1
#529 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
You wanna fuckin' go?
#531 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
snek rape?
User avatar #533 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
NO

subway had cream cheese tonight

best
veggie
ever
#535 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
im no veggie, but fucking hell, a small turkish diner sorta thing that is like right outside my door has like the most fucking delicious Lhamagun shit ever holy fuck its so good

and how veggie are you?
i mean, there are varying degrees ive heard
User avatar #537 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
im not veggie at all
i was just referring to the type of sandwich

if i wasnt so damn lazy i probably would try ordering a sub with meat on it buuuuut
my order has been the same for 19 years.
User avatar #538 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
19 years holy tits how old are you



and people at the local subway fucking hate me because i have some fucking weird ass orders
User avatar #539 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
...19.
#544 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
fresh outta the crib eating veggie sandwiches
#546 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
yup
#547 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
btw, do you have a link to all of those NSFW snek pictures i am told you possess by any chance?
#550 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
no
#551 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #552 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
did your text color just spontaneously change
User avatar #553 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
its been like this since yesterday, why?

i got a content thingy over 1k thumbs it seems
User avatar #554 - miia (12/04/2014) [-]
oh. i guess i just didnt notice.
anyway, BED TIME.

check out the hentai board
#8 - phanact  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Toasters +11
User avatar #23 - huffe (12/04/2014) [-]
me
#17 - Picture 12/04/2014 on Na'mean +17
#16 - Picture 12/04/2014 on Na'mean +29
#10 - Jackmanagan in his natural habitat 12/04/2014 on voting's a suckers bet! +38
#15 - i cry ever tim 12/04/2014 on Every time admin inspires... +4
#52 - ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont really think so, but sure entitled to… 12/04/2014 on Canadian Warfare 0
#48 - would love to see him do his own stuff, hes the only reason es…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Canadian Warfare 0
User avatar #50 - brobafett (12/04/2014) [-]
Not really, the escapist saved him from being your average reviver on youtube back in like 2008. I've heard he thinks kickstarters and patreon are stupid so it looks like he'll stay on the turd express for a while.
User avatar #52 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont really think so, but sure entitled to your own opinion blah blah
#45 - well, you shouldnt look at it like that …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Canadian Warfare +1
User avatar #145 - kinginyellow (12/04/2014) [-]
He's openly admitted to being biased though, look at some of his earlier videos.
User avatar #146 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
yeah i know, he says hes biased in advance so people understand his view might be a little skewed on the subject
User avatar #154 - kinginyellow (12/04/2014) [-]
Not saying I don't like him, he does put some good criticisms into games (especially Conviction) and he's open about any bias which is good, but it should mean to be careful with his reviews.
User avatar #149 - kinginyellow (12/04/2014) [-]
But it's not just a little skewed, I've seen of videos of his after I've played the game and he'll complain about the gameplay or story when he's being oblivious to either.
User avatar #46 - brobafett (12/04/2014) [-]
he's literally the only one on the whole site though. They've twisted his arm and made him apologize for a joke to these people before.
User avatar #48 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
would love to see him do his own stuff, hes the only reason escapist is so popular anyways, him doing his own channel/page whatever could be profitable for him
User avatar #50 - brobafett (12/04/2014) [-]
Not really, the escapist saved him from being your average reviver on youtube back in like 2008. I've heard he thinks kickstarters and patreon are stupid so it looks like he'll stay on the turd express for a while.
User avatar #52 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont really think so, but sure entitled to your own opinion blah blah
#43 - well yahtzee is pretty ***…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Canadian Warfare +14
User avatar #44 - brobafett (12/04/2014) [-]
A diamond in a turd is still a turd.
User avatar #61 - theplanetearth (12/04/2014) [-]
A diamond in a turd is just covered in shit. You just have to wash the shit off and you've got a diamond.
User avatar #45 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
well, you shouldnt look at it like that




Yahtzee is a pretty dope guy, hes as unbiased as bias goes and hes kinda vocal about the whole femicunt SJW GG thing
User avatar #145 - kinginyellow (12/04/2014) [-]
He's openly admitted to being biased though, look at some of his earlier videos.
User avatar #146 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
yeah i know, he says hes biased in advance so people understand his view might be a little skewed on the subject
User avatar #154 - kinginyellow (12/04/2014) [-]
Not saying I don't like him, he does put some good criticisms into games (especially Conviction) and he's open about any bias which is good, but it should mean to be careful with his reviews.
User avatar #149 - kinginyellow (12/04/2014) [-]
But it's not just a little skewed, I've seen of videos of his after I've played the game and he'll complain about the gameplay or story when he's being oblivious to either.
User avatar #46 - brobafett (12/04/2014) [-]
he's literally the only one on the whole site though. They've twisted his arm and made him apologize for a joke to these people before.
User avatar #48 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
would love to see him do his own stuff, hes the only reason escapist is so popular anyways, him doing his own channel/page whatever could be profitable for him
User avatar #50 - brobafett (12/04/2014) [-]
Not really, the escapist saved him from being your average reviver on youtube back in like 2008. I've heard he thinks kickstarters and patreon are stupid so it looks like he'll stay on the turd express for a while.
User avatar #52 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont really think so, but sure entitled to your own opinion blah blah
#77 - Norway mentioned? swell with fjords and ****** vi… 12/04/2014 on Nordic Master Race 0
#16 - i dont like the way the movies showed off greivous, this is th…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/04/2014 on How I mow my lawn +37
#73 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
if youwatcht he short series of cartoons it shows he had his chest crushed by windu as he escpaed, curoscant i think. thats why he had labored breathing in the movies
User avatar #32 - shunkahawolf (12/04/2014) [-]
but in the clone wars cartoon he bitches out and runs away all the time as soon as he looses the upper hand...or both of his lower ones.
User avatar #17 - isradam (12/04/2014) [-]
Watch the end of the clone wars cartoon, the part where he kidnaps palpatine (for some reason) and Mace Windu comes to stop him.
Notice how he crushes his chest and he instantly starts coughing? Grievous was not just a "brain", he was "organs" strapped to a robotic frame. He received heavy organ damage (and remember, it wasn't too long between his fight with Windu and his fight with Kenobi) and he didn't heal in time.
User avatar #26 - Nekatroz (12/04/2014) [-]
By the time he was in his spaceship, there was a chance to be repaired/healed for him?
User avatar #122 - isradam (12/04/2014) [-]
Nah brah, the battle of coruscant takes place instantly after the cartoon. After that, grievous immediately flees. No time for repairs. Also notice the point where Kenobi shoots him. It's the point windy crushed
User avatar #33 - shunkahawolf (12/04/2014) [-]
maybe his robotics but not his organs, those would need to heal over time
User avatar #34 - Nekatroz (12/04/2014) [-]
Given the fact of he being a cyborg, he could have them replaced by robotics.
User avatar #36 - shunkahawolf (12/04/2014) [-]
if he could have done that wouldnt he have done it a long time ago? he didnt even have time to go to his home base where all his spare parts were kept.
User avatar #37 - Nekatroz (12/04/2014) [-]
Then, fuck George Lucas for not writing what could have been the greatest fight ever.
User avatar #35 - Nekatroz (12/04/2014) [-]
ITT: How no one can bear the death of Grievous.
#232 - Denmark Ape (because here in norway we say "Danmark&q… 12/04/2014 on well..um.. +3
#83 - Picture 12/04/2014 on i was sooooooooo happy 0
#1334 - well, **** you too obama 12/04/2014 on Meme Game 0
#189 - yes? im saying its possible, although horribly hard to do 12/04/2014 on Make cat girls, not war 0
#130 - an extention of the spine would be the only logical solution, … 12/04/2014 on Make cat girls, not war 0
#63 - alot 12/04/2014 on Hey look a title 0
#52 - u fukken w0t m8 ill fukken bash ur head in swer on me mum 12/04/2014 on Zoe Quinn wrecked by CEO of... 0
#14 - no instruction manual  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Instruction manual +20
User avatar #19 - PopcornViking (12/04/2014) [-]
ha
#24 - i do aswell, but only with this song 12/04/2014 on Anon likes Linkin Park 0
#23 - Comment deleted 12/04/2014 on Anon likes Linkin Park 0
#59 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Hey look a title +8
User avatar #60 - ilikethisusername (12/04/2014) [-]
holy shit how many of these pics do you have?
#63 - hypex (12/04/2014) [-]
alot
#58 - Picture 12/04/2014 on Hey look a title -1

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#78 - hypex ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#102 to #101 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
#104 to #103 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Great!
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#98 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#90 to #89 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
#80 to #79 - hypex ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
User avatar #73 to #72 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
What's the next top tier Nvidia card I'll be waiting for?

I want to upgrade my processor to one of the higher end i7's as well but I know my motherboard isn't compatible with those.
User avatar #74 to #73 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
well then i suggest getting a new motherboard before anything, and the next Nvidia stuff to come is the 1k series im guessing?
User avatar #75 to #74 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright then, any recommendations on a motherboard that's not too pricey but also goes with the better i7's?
1k series? But weren't the 900's just released or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
**** gets released by the hour, but in all seriousness, wait for ones that are optimized for 4k graphics. buying a high end one now isnt that worth it
and i dont know all that much about motherboards, try asking on some subreddit that deals with PC building
User avatar #77 to #76 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Fair enough, yeah.

Alright, thanks for the help bro.
#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
#48 to #47 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 to #51 - hypex ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
#35 to #34 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
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