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hypex

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Gender: male
Age: 70
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:6/03/2015
Location:NOREG
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1326
Comment Ranking:#431
Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#65
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Content Level Progress: 36.2% (181/500)
Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 42.9% (429/1000)
Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:6
Content Views:692198
Times Content Favorited:1598 times
Total Comments Made:5845
FJ Points:44576
Favorite Tags: nigger (7) | niggers (7) | Dota 2 (4) | dota (2) | hon (2) | smite (2) | spongebob (2) | tumblr (2)
I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#30 - :^)  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Gotta blast -3
User avatar #34 - aliennova (05/02/2015) [-]
God damnet Admin, if you thumbs down a comment while it's still playing you can never can't stop it.
User avatar #35 - Bruda (05/02/2015) [-]
See the little square between "Reply" and the number of thumbs? Click it.
User avatar #33 - kylejburke (05/02/2015) [-]
evil
#9 - make this pls <3  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2015 on trying something new +2
User avatar #13 - yousaygoodbye (04/29/2015) [-]
Get me cartoon hitler
#49 - trisomytwentyone (04/29/2015) [-]
Like this?
#6 - neat 04/29/2015 on trying something new +1
#60 - wow r00d 04/28/2015 on 19 days again 0
#36 - i hope i got the right one... 04/28/2015 on Tales from the FJ Skype Pt.14 +1
#11 - >entire countryside is ravaged by missing cutlery and teacu…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Dragon Hoarders +52
User avatar #18 - grogovic (04/28/2015) [-]
You can't hit them with Hero Powers or Spells, though. You're fucked.
#59 - brotein (04/28/2015) [-]
That's a nice minion you got there. That'd be a shame if someone were too.... SILENCE IT! *hoot hoot*
#21 - deathtobreakfast (04/28/2015) [-]
Magic (Spells) isn't the only elemental dmg that exists.
User avatar #20 - juaneljalapeno (04/28/2015) [-]
you little maniac, i know that reference after thinking five minutes straight
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on I understood that... +18
User avatar #20 - totaluser (04/28/2015) [-]
Bruh chill
#18 - SSSSMOKIN SSSSMOKIN SSSSMOKIN SSSSMOKIN SSSSMOKIN SSSSMOKIN SS… 04/28/2015 on (Untitled) +4
#7 - can i swap the chicks for another year of ********** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on 4Chan +19
#8 - madb (04/28/2015) [-]
made me chuckle
#12 - Picture 04/28/2015 on dedpol +5
#14 - holy **** this is so ******* gay …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on 19 days again +24
#55 - keltainenlumi (04/28/2015) [-]
You're a total faggot so no wonder
#60 - hypex (04/28/2015) [-]
wow r00d
#4 - Picture 04/28/2015 on For jealous bitches +7
#11 - i have never jerked off to a mailbox getting stuffed, but hey …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Mailman Senpai +2
#508 - >alliance  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on What games are you playing... +6
#694 - anonymous (04/27/2015) [-]
>horde elitist

feck off to your cave city
#21 - i love you so much right now 04/27/2015 on She must swallow +3
#176 - Picture 04/26/2015 on certifiedidiot's profile 0
#11 - what the **** 04/26/2015 on Anon has a fart fetish +26
#15 - Picture 04/26/2015 on This kills the man +22
#47 - "hey guys i wanna mid is that k?" "cyka bly… 04/26/2015 on stop farming and gang plz +16
#46 - do you have any friends who play the game? yes definitely … 04/26/2015 on stop farming and gang plz +1
#5 - i know where this is from you like gay **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2015 on (user has titles this Post) +5
User avatar #49 - diobrandolover (04/26/2015) [-]
Everyone's a faggot in Funnyjunk
User avatar #16 - evilanakie (04/26/2015) [-]
i do
#52 - Picture 04/26/2015 on GTA V +28
#227 - øæå ØÆÅ is on our keyboard yes 04/26/2015 on As a traveler, this is 100%... +1
#42 - meir eller mindre, slekta e nordfra men sjøl bor i i molde  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2015 on As a traveler, this is 100%... +4
User avatar #65 - zombieeibmoz (04/25/2015) [-]
Molde FTW
#43 - anonviking (04/25/2015) [-]
Ok. Helgelænning bosatt i Vestfold hær
#209 - electricclover (04/26/2015) [-]
Do you guys have that shit on your keyboard or do you have to insert symbol

sorry for being so uncultured
User avatar #227 - hypex (04/26/2015) [-]
øæå ØÆÅ is on our keyboard yes
#23 - this is pretty damn accurate i dont know how it is in…  [+] (24 new replies) 04/25/2015 on As a traveler, this is 100%... +45
#162 - dukeexeter (04/26/2015) [-]
Well the Germans are just occupying camping out cause they enjoy staying in new lands. But they also do move on quick because Blitzkrieg tactics there are so many sights to see and more land to claim.
User avatar #111 - ompalomper (04/25/2015) [-]
wait what? why would sweds wanna take a holiday in norway? no offense, it just seems like a waste of time. when you go on vacation i want to go somewhere really different where i can openly insult people without them knowing what the fuck im saying like spain france or somewhere, not what is basically an even colder sweden with more coast.

although i hear that swedish tourists almost always get completely smashed and act like twats so i guess i apologies for that
#93 - anonymous (04/25/2015) [-]
Møre og Romsadal eller Trøndelag?
User avatar #68 - gyptice (04/25/2015) [-]
What's a snu(s)? Is it a treat?
User avatar #87 - stifflimb (04/25/2015) [-]
Think of it as a cigarette that instead of smoking it you it's in a little bag you shove up in your upper lip and you can spot newbies from the brown drooling that usually comes from it.
It's nasty and shit, but hey thats my opinion.
#78 - anonymous (04/25/2015) [-]
Apparently called '' Snuff '' in english. It's tobacco. You put a pill under your lip, that tastes aweful but gives you a kick. (After a while your teeth turn yellow and its corrosive to the lip)
User avatar #63 - erpetrich (04/25/2015) [-]
I have never seen any Scandinavians drink heavily while being tourists....
User avatar #101 - letrollzor (04/25/2015) [-]
Then you have clearly never seen a Scandinavian tourist
User avatar #228 - erpetrich (04/26/2015) [-]
Well, I used to live in Rome. And I've travelled a lot too. The people that drink the most are the Australians.
User avatar #90 - stifflimb (04/25/2015) [-]
Seriously? Although we usually drinks heavily compared to most other part so we got a tolerance and just staggers around instead of passing out when we had to much.
User avatar #229 - erpetrich (04/26/2015) [-]
Yea sure....
User avatar #47 - clonedcommando (04/25/2015) [-]
Many people I know from around the world regard American tourists as "loud but friendly". And by god the jap tourists we get here in new york are both hilarious and terrifying. Hilarious because they will have 4 cameras around their neck and a 5th in their hands. Terrifying because they seem to have no regard for personal space or any concept of "when traffic is moving don't cross the street".
#38 - cherubium (04/25/2015) [-]
to be fair all your shit is expensive.
User avatar #208 - lolgonewrong (04/26/2015) [-]
To be fair your country is shit.
User avatar #204 - kyouko (04/26/2015) [-]
Mhm.
User avatar #122 - msparta (04/25/2015) [-]
I agree
User avatar #83 - demonbreadofnorth (04/25/2015) [-]
i børk this
User avatar #94 - toomanycookies (04/25/2015) [-]
well i börk this
#36 - anonviking (04/25/2015) [-]
Northwestern coastal city you say.
E du Nordlænning du og?
User avatar #42 - hypex (04/25/2015) [-]
meir eller mindre, slekta e nordfra men sjøl bor i i molde
User avatar #65 - zombieeibmoz (04/25/2015) [-]
Molde FTW
#43 - anonviking (04/25/2015) [-]
Ok. Helgelænning bosatt i Vestfold hær
#209 - electricclover (04/26/2015) [-]
Do you guys have that shit on your keyboard or do you have to insert symbol

sorry for being so uncultured
User avatar #227 - hypex (04/26/2015) [-]
øæå ØÆÅ is on our keyboard yes

Comments(182):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#78 - hypex ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#180 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Dude, you know cisbattledroid? that ******** deleted your source comment on his content were he use the droids as censores. Can you help out a faggot in need?
User avatar #183 to #180 - hypex ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
i just copied someone elses source on there seconds before it got deleted, sorry mate


and **** themed accounts
#178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah question*"**
**hellpwnage rolls _. All the cool kids are doing it.**
#179 to #178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah answer*"**
**hellpwnage rolls A great big floppy donkey dick.**
#171 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!   
   
Lets do this!
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!

Lets do this!
#172 to #171 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
IM READY
#174 to #173 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
where did you come from again?
where did you come from again?
#175 to #174 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
#176 to #175 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
sure why not
#181 to #176 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
oh besides. i want source on that one too pls
User avatar #182 to #181 - hypex ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
after that image, youre not getting anything
#184 to #182 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Please!
Please!
#177 to #176 - lilRican (04/01/2015) [-]
heres our fusion dance
heres our fusion dance
#168 - miia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
You up?
#169 to #168 - hypex ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
yes
yes


#170 to #169 - miia ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
#160 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
Hiiiiii~
#161 to #160 - hypex ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
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#162 to #161 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
DON'T TEST ME SON!
#163 to #162 - hypex ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #158 - Sperit (03/08/2015) [-]
You are cool
User avatar #159 to #158 - hypex ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
i am? i had no idea
#133 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Only 1 			****		. Fukin srub.
Only 1 **** . Fukin srub.
User avatar #152 to #133 - hypex ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
its 4 now ******
User avatar #153 to #152 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
******* perv posting ****
#154 to #153 - hypex ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
awwwwwww yisss
awwwwwww yisss
#132 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you'rr taking it up the bum
#129 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
I said I'd be here, ****** .
User avatar #135 to #134 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Here.
User avatar #136 to #135 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Makes sense.
#137 to #136 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Indeed.
Indeed.
#139 to #138 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Random maybe awful joke?
#141 to #140 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
I feel a weird vibe here, man...
#142 to #141 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
No such things happening over here...
#143 to #142 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
What if I wanna suck boobs?
What if I wanna suck boobs?
#145 to #144 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
#147 to #146 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Sorry. A little typo there in my interests. They should not be flat.
#148 to #147 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
So sporty tomboy size. I can get behind that. In more ways than 1. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#149 to #148 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like  as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes.  Front is great too.   GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes. Front is great too. GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
#150 to #149 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh well. Time to sleep. It's your fault if I get tomboy dreams now. ty
also
Red alert 3 was funf
User avatar #151 to #150 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Tomboy dreams are best dreams. u welcum
Ayyyy! Still play RA2 sometimes online. Taking a break from it nowadays tho.

Good night. Swet dreams.
#130 to #129 - hypex ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
you real human bean you
you real human bean you
#131 to #130 - rejakted (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
#128 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
#156 to #155 - havockwzy ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
User avatar #157 to #156 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
Deep plot animemes
#111 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#112 to #111 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
A REAL BEAN?
#113 to #112 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
you betcha
#114 to #113 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2* sweet
User avatar #120 to #115 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Yeah the new rolling system takes some getting used to.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
User avatar #124 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh hello, where did you come from? o:
#117 to #115 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**havockwzy rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
#121 to #117 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****hypex rolls 89**
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hypex rolls 89**
#122 to #121 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**havockwzy rolls 21**

you were so close, yet so far
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#118 to #116 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
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#119 to #118 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#107 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
this is the new ******** central!
#108 to #107 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#109 to #108 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
le epic maymays
#110 to #109 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
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#102 to #101 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
#104 to #103 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Great!
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#164 to #100 - hypex ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
WHO HAS TO STEP UP THEIR GAME NOW?
User avatar #165 to #164 - maxismahname (03/20/2015) [-]
We both ****** up didn't we lol. I haven't been going on FJ much trying to get platinum on Far Cry 4, plus GTA heists, I'm still obsessed with this site
#166 to #165 - hypex ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
same boat as you, lots of dota and WoW lately
#98 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#89 to #88 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
...
#90 to #89 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
#80 to #79 - hypex ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
hi
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