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Gender: male
Age: 68
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Youtube Channel: mrtonyantonsen
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Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, LoL, Css
Interests: Dota, dota 2, LoL, few selected animes
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:4/17/2014
Location:Norway most likely in a pile of dicks
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#35 - nonono you got it all wrong Canadians are NICE …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2013 on The Problem With British... +11
User avatar #126 - savethepandas (11/18/2013) [-]
Speaking of...

>be me 20 yo, college, english class
>its a foreign language so we all cool during lesson
>first english test
>me and my pals late, been copying reading material
>walk in like christopher, 5 min late
>the teacher is a nice 30yo lady
>teacher looks us dead in the eye
>expecting shitstorm
>teacher says 'bloody wankas'
>everyone laughs
>dis year gon be gud
#93 - zezenzerg (11/18/2013) [-]
They are only polite as long as you are.
User avatar #58 - schmuxy (11/18/2013) [-]
I am a british people and I can confirm this.
#205 - tfw i get mentioned 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
#181 - THIS IS TOO CUTE AWWW GOD DAMMIT WHY CANT THIS HAPPEN TO ME ;_; 11/18/2013 on Pretty boy 0
#617 - Picture 11/18/2013 on Many grown men will cry... +2
#53 - >girls 11/18/2013 on hypex's profile 0
#47 - >competitive >console pick one  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on When you have work -12
#49 - rapeyrapey (11/17/2013) [-]
>Pick one
>Pick one

Pick one
#50 - Then i dont do that to him?` trying to hit on st…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Bart joins the "Clueless... +19
#94 - hammarhead (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm glad you get that. I've met one that didnt.
#63 - ennemi (11/17/2013) [-]
wait so you don't make sandwich for hetero ?
#52 - oceanfrank (11/17/2013) [-]
oh see you left that part about the man actually being gay out.
User avatar #59 - greenstrongworld (11/17/2013) [-]
DAMMIT I FORGOT HE WAS GAY. FUCK, MAN.
#50 - yeah thats kinda the point  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2013 on hypex's profile 0
User avatar #52 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 - hypex (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
#48 - yep  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2013 on hypex's profile 0
User avatar #49 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 - hypex (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
#2 - >CoD >not casual pick one  [+] (28 new replies) 11/17/2013 on When you have work +240
#141 - arcticassassin (11/17/2013) [-]
Take this
User avatar #88 - gnillort (11/17/2013) [-]
believe me.. you can play any game in a non-casual way. I over-did many Call of Duty's.

Modern Warfare 2
#43 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
> ignorant faggot

pick one

The majority of the CoD community are casuals, but far from everyone. CoD has the largest Competitive community for console. Overall the CoD competitive is only beat by LoL and SC2
#47 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
>competitive
>console

pick one
#49 - rapeyrapey (11/17/2013) [-]
>Pick one
>Pick one

Pick one
#6 - coloki (11/17/2013) [-]
>implying CoD doesn't take skill

way to hop on the bandwagon
User avatar #156 - dyalibya (11/18/2013) [-]
Now compare it to Arma II
#42 - furiousmarshmellow (11/17/2013) [-]
Because only professionals can press trigger buttons and shoot things.
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User avatar #93 - folkflunky (11/17/2013) [-]
I never felt the planes were hard to control in BF3. I mean, they aren't easy as hell but it ain't that hard.
Maybe playing in Xbox has something to do with it.
User avatar #113 - Jwako (11/17/2013) [-]
Not the flying but shooting things while flying. I always fet a .1 second to shoot things before i pull up so i dont crash.
User avatar #115 - folkflunky (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah hitting ground targets is hard. But not impossible. You just gotta use the force.
User avatar #45 - toncheky (11/17/2013) [-]
Bullshit, the difference between a player who has 100hrs and 2000hrs on COD is huge. Skill ceiling appears to be low, but it's really not. Of course, BF and ARMA have a LOT higher skill ceiling, but "learning buttons and you're good to go" for COD is not true.
User avatar #65 - cheatman (11/17/2013) [-]
Dude, even Infinity Ward have gone on record saying 90% of their target audience aren't hardcore, and I agree with them. Been playing since CoD4 and I see a huge increase of campers, quick to no scopers and cheap ass weapons.

uk.ign.com/articles/2013/10/21/call-of-duty-players-arent-hardcore-gamers-says-infinity-ward
User avatar #66 - toncheky (11/17/2013) [-]
I never said that it's not an accessible game, bu there's room for hardcore. I meet those casuals. They have 5-20 scores. But I also meet hardcores with 20-5 or so.
User avatar #68 - cheatman (11/17/2013) [-]
I never said it was an inaccessible game, I said the complete opposite, that it's a very accessible and easy to get into game. I can get an average score of 20K 15D in Hardcore TDM, but most other multiplayer games I'll get my ass handed in.

I have a friend who practically gave up gaming to get his life in order, hasn't touched a controller in years, then i'll put him on CoD and he'll get 10K 8D, an average score.

Most CoD players who claim they're hardcore will often turn out to be, as a previous poster put up, a little bitch using cheap tricks, probably not even played many other games.
User avatar #75 - toncheky (11/17/2013) [-]
There's no talking to COD haters like you, they have a mindset that is not penetrable...
User avatar #80 - cheatman (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't hate CoD, I love it, I play it almost all day every day. As I've already said, I've been playing since CoD4, but I'm also realistic, I'm fully aware that it's not the best it can be and there are better games out there.

If Activision ever get out of the mind set of treating CoD as a cash cow and decide to go all out on making it good, they'd probably achieve making the best Modern Warfare FPS game around, but sadly that's never gonna happen.
#178 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
That seems to be the way most of the gaming industry is treating games nowadays unfortunately
#24 - envinite (11/17/2013) [-]
There's no way to fight the bandwagons

Just accept it
Ya dun goofed
#11 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
The head developer himself stated COD is geared towards casual players
#9 - imthepunkkid (11/17/2013) [-]
IT DOESN'T
User avatar #188 - hachigomo (11/18/2013) [-]
The only people I hear say that tend to have a 1.2 k/d or lower. As in they are not good at all. Those very same people tend to suck at every other FPS as well.
#187 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
If it didn't take skill, I wouldn't roflwalk all over everyone every game play. The saddest part is that my squad in BF4 all have 2.75+ k/ds. So much for BF4 taking so much skill
#112 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
All FPS games take skill.
#32 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
It does, even if it is casual as fuck you can still be better than other people at it if you practice.
User avatar #25 - explore (11/17/2013) [-]
Actually to play the game well (not quickscoping/being a complete faggot) it does take a level of skill. I'm not saying it's not for casuals, just giving my input.
#4 - flapz (11/17/2013) [-]
All CoD players is casual players?
#5 - god damn im so glad im gay bring a man sandwiches and…  [+] (28 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Bart joins the "Clueless... +85
#78 - thenuglife (11/17/2013) [-]
Hell yeah! High five!
#72 - tkich (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #54 - tonkkax (11/17/2013) [-]
God fucking damnit i wish i was gay.
#49 - oceanfrank (11/17/2013) [-]
what if that man isn't gay tho?
#50 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
Then i dont do that to him?`


trying to hit on straight guys is about as usefull as trying to make two peanuts have sex
#94 - hammarhead (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm glad you get that. I've met one that didnt.
#63 - ennemi (11/17/2013) [-]
wait so you don't make sandwich for hetero ?
#52 - oceanfrank (11/17/2013) [-]
oh see you left that part about the man actually being gay out.
User avatar #59 - greenstrongworld (11/17/2013) [-]
DAMMIT I FORGOT HE WAS GAY. FUCK, MAN.
User avatar #43 - UberAndrew (11/17/2013) [-]
Homesex is best sex.
#39 - FiddySpense (11/17/2013) [-]
Das gay bro.
#33 - azelot (11/17/2013) [-]
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thumbs for rilay !
User avatar #122 - Virt (11/17/2013) [-]
whats that from?
User avatar #123 - azelot (11/17/2013) [-]
the source of comic is right there, and the content is about the game dota 2
User avatar #124 - Virt (11/17/2013) [-]
yea i meant the game, thanks tho
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User avatar #41 - xyxoz (11/17/2013) [-]
Yes. It can also be genetic or simply a matter of circumstance, such as muscle strength, memory, most skills, and social ability.
Relationship and sexual skills are things that need to be practiced before you get down exactly what you like/are good at.
#40 - grandogger (11/17/2013) [-]
maybe some people choose to be gay. others just are pre-inclined (if that's a word) to be homosex, and their environment facilitates it. I'm not arguing for nature or nurture exclusively as the reason some are gay. I think a lot of it has to do with the nature of their nurture.
#30 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
Go ahead, then. Choose to be gay. Just decide that you love sucking dick.
User avatar #118 - savvasp (11/17/2013) [-]
What if you like, watch enough gay porn and read enough gay stories that you force yourself into becoming homosexual
User avatar #31 - aquaekk (11/17/2013) [-]
There's no stopping people from actually doing that.

Not saying I'd do that, though.
#22 - masterboll (11/17/2013) [-]
>YFW
#119 - spasticpuppet (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - timmity (11/17/2013) [-]
being bi, I`ll take whatever comes my way, I can`t be bothered intentionally searching for a person anyway, too much 12 hour work days
User avatar #99 - soulterminatorm (11/17/2013) [-]
That's what I call "Despresexual"
User avatar #100 - timmity (11/17/2013) [-]
not really lol
User avatar #37 - divinecreator (11/17/2013) [-]
damn dude you dont even care to look thats fucking hardcore man i need someone to teach me how to be as cool as you
User avatar #34 - playercz (11/17/2013) [-]
oh.
#3 - SC2 CONTENT? THIS IS MY CHANCE! TIME TO POST SOMETHIN…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/16/2013 on faster my minions +22
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User avatar #15 - kevinzheng (11/17/2013) [-]
i never really understood the content of this picture. it would probably be better if it was crystal madien or someone but QOP? she is a succubus! i doubt she would care if a couple of heroes saw her goodies
#13 - kazorkthedork (11/17/2013) [-]
always nice to see some dota stuff among the LoLs
User avatar #24 - swagingroflcopter (11/17/2013) [-]
YOU WIN THIS TIME!!! but we'll be back



we allways comes back...
#8 - gameshredder (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - Rollerofdouble (11/17/2013) [-]
I just need to say, thank you for this, I laughed far too much, it was brilliant.
#5 - a more commonly used word is "americans"  [+] (11 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Subway story -25
User avatar #20 - messerauditore (11/17/2013) [-]
See also: "your mom, but thinner"
#9 - sonjaynooy (11/17/2013) [-]
Actually America is just home to the largest population of hambeasts, not everyone in America is one
User avatar #13 - kennyh (11/17/2013) [-]
And even that's not even true now.
Mexico.
#29 - mayoroftownsville (11/17/2013) [-]
America wins by number, Mexico wins by percent.
User avatar #14 - roninneko (11/17/2013) [-]
I thought it was Saudi Arabia.
User avatar #15 - kennyh (11/17/2013) [-]
Most obese country is Mexico
#17 - superfake (11/17/2013) [-]
I did not know that
#40 - likeabox (11/17/2013) [-]
I can hear a faint "Whaaaaaaat?" in the back of my mind.
#19 - kennyh (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #12 - duvallwhitey (11/17/2013) [-]
Not anymore.
User avatar #8 - promor (11/17/2013) [-]
That's not very nice...
#6 - you forgot the 3 and a half bag of cheetos mashed all over it  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Buying from Gamestop 0
#16 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
"3 and a Half"

This can only mean...


#39 - what about 4chins we get like 50% of our content from there  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Killing two birds with one... +2
User avatar #83 - defender (11/17/2013) [-]
Don't forget about imgur
#12 - Comment deleted 11/16/2013 on Time To Man Up For Winter +2
#64 - id take another night crying myself to sleep instead of going …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on I Really Would +7
User avatar #87 - Bad Man (11/17/2013) [-]
at least you can still cry
I ran out of emotions a few years ago
#203 - HERE IS A SHOW WITH 3 LADIES ALL DRESSED IN FULL BODY LATEX S…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on I noah guy +7
User avatar #366 - thesinful (11/17/2013) [-]
Don't forget the lesbian subtext
#8 - yfw 11/16/2013 on bj 0
#6 - go back to s4s you ****** 11/16/2013 on Shitposting 0
#31 - Soon ™ 11/16/2013 on Fallout 4 announced 0
#30 - Comment deleted 11/16/2013 on Fallout 4 announced 0
#7 - >see this dude first time "YOU WILL ALL FEAR THE M…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Durr Michael bay kaboom +65
#112 - perfectlyawful (11/16/2013) [-]
please tell me someone went through the trouble of putting said scene on youtube

i never watched any michael "john wayne / certified american hero" gay, so

i want to laff too
#136 - confusedasian (11/16/2013) [-]
TF2:ROTF jetfire scene


There's this one that I found.
#137 - perfectlyawful (11/16/2013) [-]
the quality sucks buttholes, but i appreciate the effort
#15 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on How I banged a Weaboo +1
#19 - scorpiogary Comment deleted by hypex
#23 - time to hold in that **** until i forget this pos… 11/14/2013 on Kind of Ashamed +1
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User avatar #54 - brokenmemories (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f ******
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous ****** of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and *******
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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