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#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/17/2014) [-]
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#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/15/2014) [-]
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#109 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/15/2014) [-]
I would have liked a third faction, the one who would have just fough skyrim free from both dominions and declared the place practically "dead zone" or "the place where you rule yourself"
#107 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/15/2014) [-]
If the empire wins, they could fight the elves, though there would be lots of problems there, like relations with other countries (Hammerfell hates them, and who knows what the Argonians would do) and trying to quell rebellion (there would be a *lot* of Nords unhappy with still being in the empire).
If Skyrim becomes independent, they wouldn't be as stupid as to not ally with the empire. Their problem is elven warmongers, not other humans, and they know that if Cyrodiil falls, they're next.
I don't support the empire. I would 100%, but the problem is that the empire died. The Septims were descendants of Talos, and kept the covenant with Akatosh through them being of the dragon-blood and the Amulet of Kings. After this covenant was broken, the empire died. Mede was just a usurping warlord.
#84 - nicoquitemad (09/15/2014) [-]
Freedom of speech and racism, or censorship of relligion and a purist war hungry person leading the war. If it wasn't for that bastard, I would go with the queen, because that shouting the king to pieces was sort of bullshit, and the aldmeri dominion can be busted later.
#53 - AdminsGayLover (09/15/2014) [-]
My deal on it was always that the empire is weak enough without us dividing it even further. The nords alone cannot take on the Thalmor, even the empire couldn't completely. Splitting will just make it impossible to finally defeat them and bring back the worship of Talos.
#105 - KazumaKyu (09/15/2014) [-]
You... you have no idea what's actually happened in the lore, do you? The Aldmeri Dominion basically kicked the Empire's ass. Luckily a kind of stalemate was forced into place, but ultimately the Empire LOST. Skyrim is one veeeeeeeery small part of the Empire. The same Empire that... LOST. When the whole of the Empire could not take on the Dominion and win, what kind of drug are you smoking that would lead you to the conclusion that one veeeeeeeery small portion of it would be able to somehow magically and against all reason be able to win?
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/15/2014) [-]
The imperials are slaver cunts that want to control everybody.
#62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/15/2014) [-]
That's the dunmer.
#31 - daemascus (09/15/2014) [-]
I feel ya, but my first and only character was a dumb as dirt Nord beserker and seeing as how the game starts with the empire about to behead you; stormcloaks were really the only option.
I decided to make him incredibly vindictive towards all who even hinted at supporting the empire, so no more solitude
#11 - tyuip (09/15/2014) [-]
But if the Stormcloaks lose, the world ends.
It's a long, complicated bit of lore. Basically, existence is wrapped around Akatosh and Akatosh is HEAVILY linked to Talos. A Divine's life and power revolves around the power they get from praise and faith from their subjects.
If Talos fades away, or "dies", then so does Akatosh, thus ending existence. The Thalmor want this because before the world formed they were immortal spirits hanging out with the gods. When the world was made, the Thalmor were pissed because they didn't want to be around what they figured were a bunch of shitstains of life.
#140 - theshadowed (09/15/2014) [-]
Also, Talos's life source is not connected to the Empire, hes actually connected to the race of men
And hes probably connected to Lorkhan, not Akatosh
And thats even if he IS a divine. In this case I refer to the Arcturian Heresy, which proposes that the work of Talos was actually mostly the work of Wulfharth the Underking
#37 - tyuip (09/15/2014) [-]
They're perpetuating the war so that they can make Talos worship seem bad. By letting the Stormcloaks run rampant for a bit they'll seem in the right for killing them. When they kill the Stormcloaks, the Thalmor was the public to think "Thank the divines those assholes are fucking gone."
With public approval comes ease of control; when someone likes you they're more likely to do as you ask or tell. When that happens, you tell them "Stop worshiping Talos," and they do.
#24 - headharvest (09/15/2014) [-]
-the thalmor do in fact intend to destroy existence in order to return to their supposed godhood, but they intend to do this by destroying the towers large constructs made by god or man that serve as the magical staples of mundus
- The Aedra lost most of their powerand form when they were tricked into creating Mundus, and rely on worshipers for energy in order to act like martin septim giving his life at the end of oblivion , but they can never cease from being entirely
- Talos is actually much more connected to Lorkhan, the original spirit who tricked the aedra into giving their power to create the world
-Tiber septim in life was thought to be a reincarnation of Lorkhan in mortal form also like 4 or five other people, but dont get me started on that...
-The thalmor hate talos, because he was a man who became a god. To them elves are the decedents of the gods and man are just byproducts. To see a man ascend into godhood, being given what they have been denied is unthinkable
-All this ironic hatred is only exacerbated by the fact that tiber septim was probably a reincarnation of Lorkhan, the god that stripped them of godhood in the first place
#27 - tyuip (09/15/2014) [-]
The Towers have been found to be almost LITERALLY impossible to take down (You have to use the literal BEGINNING OF TIME to take one of them out). The Thalmor had to find a different solution.
Talos, THANKS to being once a man, CAN die. This is the loophole the Thalmor were looking for. Whether or not Tiber Septim was Lorkhan reincarnated doesn't really matter, what matters is the fact that if they can find a way to sap him of all his energy, he'll die like any other man.
#30 - headharvest (09/15/2014) [-]
You only need to destroy each towers power source to deactivate it. By the end of skyrim most of the towers are already inert
-Red mountain (lorkhans heart)
- the white gold-tower (amulate of kings)
-the numidium (the mantella),
- the crystal tower (unknown)
-throat of the world (dragon break time rift at the peak )
there are only three known towers left the adamantine tower, the green sap, and the Orichalc
Talos's power and life source is connected to the will of man, which is said to be the will of Lorkhan, his dissappearence would only mean that the flame would be shifted to another god of man down the line.
Akatosh shows no direct connection to tiber septim or talos beyond the fact that tiber septim was dragon born
#149 - headharvest (09/16/2014) [-]
might be a bit late here but, this guy has an excellent podcast series that covers a lot of this stuff in full detail elderlore.wordpress.com/, also the imperial library is the site for elder scrolls lore since arena, it has all the books, dialog, references, and timelines from every game in the series www.imperial-library.info/
#94 - rollfourexplain (09/15/2014) [-]
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Unfortunately no. There is some information to be gained, but really it's an understanding of the lore from earlier games being built upon. Skyrim has barebones references to past stuff, unlike previous games in the Elder Scrolls series.
This site is a very helpful resource for learning more on your own.
#114 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/15/2014) [-]
Yo man, read the book about the start of the Aldmeri Dominion, it talks about the Crystal Tower getting fuct up by the Daedra, with Arch-Mages n shit trying to defend it, can't remember the name tho
#77 - icameforthepron (09/15/2014) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong but every main character in the TES games is a Shezzarine (for those that don't know that word, a Shezzarine is an Aspect of Shor who is the Nordic version of Lorkhan).
Then again I've heard that the Dragonborn might not be a Shezzarine and is an Aspect of Akatosh instead.
#16 - pootismang (09/15/2014) [-]
Well, ackshually, the worship of Talos would still not be completely eliminated. While Talos was no doubt weakened by the White Gold Concordant, and would be further weakened if the Stormcloaks got bent over a chopping block, there would proooooooooooooobably still be a sizable population that worshiped him in secret.
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