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#59 - anonymous (12/07/2014) [-]
i've seen a video where a japanese girl takes like 50 cockroaches, puts them in a blender then drinks it
and the guy is all grossed out
then she gets covered in bugs while he cums on her chest, then she eats some more bugs until she vomits
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#59 - jordanish (12/06/2014) [-]
Yahtzee doesn't review games, he criticises them, his review of the game is literally the last 20-30 seconds where he gives a brief summary that isn't fuelled by contempt. When he covers a game and doesn't tear it to shreds it means he really really liked it and it should be praised in the annals of history
|#37 - why do grills overreact about guys watching porn? i r… [+] (33 new replies)||12/06/2014 on Fml||+41|
#177 - tesforever (12/06/2014) [-]
I'm a chick and I love pornography. It's just interesting. However it doesn't make me think any less of my partner. It doesn't even relate to my partner. I just watch because it's interesting and entertaining. Sometimes I wanna watch cartoons. And sometimes I just wanna watch people fuck each others brains out. I don't understand why some women make such a big deal out of it either.
#137 - jordynnnn (12/06/2014) [-]
It's not a huge deal but I personally have some parts of my body that I'm insecure about and if he goes and looks up videos of girls with the exact opposite of what I have it hurts the ego a bit. I have tiny boobs so when he watches girls with massive tittays feels bad man.
#151 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
Try not to take it to heart, his tastes will change from second to second when looking at porn, he could start off looking at one thing one minute and end up looking at something completely different the next since at that point he's letting lust take control and not his mind.
But just remember that to him, you are sex incarnate, you are a goddess, your body and personality are the perfect combination and he wouldn't change a thing. You are the one he *loves* not just lusts for. Never doubt yourself.
And if all else fails, beat him with a pair of fancydress fake breasts until he's too terrified to even look at watermelons when he goes shopping. XD
#202 - anonymous (12/07/2014) [-]
The thing is when a guy looks at porn he may be *looking* at another girl's body, but your body is the only one he *cares* about. Most men know that porn is fantasy and it's stupid to compare a porn star to a real girl, a porn star is an actress and she's putting on an act that doesn't exist in reality, it's an exaggerated fantasy of male (and female) desire. A main reason guys look at porn is because they don't want to think of you as just "fap material" and degrade you like that, he has too much respect and care for you.
But a porn star can never have the emotional bond you have with your boyfriend and that will win 100% of the time. There is no contest between you and porn so never compare yourself to it, *you* are what he loves and longs for. Also the pleasure a guy gets from porn is merely a few minutes of release, whereas you offer him genuine affection, love, care, tenderness and intimacy that he can never get from a screen.
You really have nothing to worry about from porn.
#219 - anonymous (12/08/2014) [-]
Oh, never ever doubt yourself enough to think you could possibly let him down because of your body. I can assure you, he loves you exactly the way you are and not just for your body, but for your smile, your heart, you intelligence, your personality, the way you look at him, your voice, your laugh, every part of you is perfect just the way it is.
Of course, I'm a random anon on the internet and know I cannot persuade you one way or the other which is why you need to tell *him* about it, about your hopes and fears, let him in and let him put your mind at rest. If you trust him enough to love him, you have to trust in his tastes too and his taste is *you*. And in return you can do the same for him, because he will have fears about letting you down too. For your relationship to grow, you must open up to each other and communicate. Men can be very dense at times and you need to tell him how you feel or he won't get it.
#221 - anonymous (12/08/2014) [-]
Well then there you go, whenever you look at your body and feel self concious or compare yourself to other girls remember, out of the 4 billion women on the planet he loves *you*. Which means you rank higher than anyone out there, Rhianna, Katy Perry, Jessica Alba, Kim Kardashian, they all rank lower than you when it comes to his heart.
You are his goddess and no matter what blemishes you think you have, that's part of what he loves about you. When you're looking at the person you love, it doesn't matter if they think their cheek bones are too high or something, because it's everything that he loves not just one aspect. When he looks at you, your body is just one small part of the glowing, radiant *person* that you are.
Just like if you close your eyes and picture him, what do you see first? His flaws? His insecurities? Or everything you see, feel, think and know that makes you love him?
#223 - anonymous (12/08/2014) [-]
Exactly, and don't you think he feels the same way about you? ;)
His is the only opinion you care about right? And if his opinion is that you're perfect, then hold your head up high and silence those nasty niggling thoughts about your insecurities. You are gorgeous to the only person who matters, no matter what anyone else says anywhere. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and so the only reflection you should care about is the one reflected in his eyes.
So the next time you start to have a doubt, just ask him to look at you, look into his eyes and see exactly how much he loves you and feel those doubts melt away.
#225 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
I have an account, I'm just posting anon so people don't think I'm thumbwhoring.
#227 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
hmmm true, would mean I don't need captures. But what would I call it?
#51 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
As a woman with this exact problem, even though I might get hate for the way I think I'm going to voice my opinion. When my man is watching Porn when I'm asleep or behind my back it makes me feel like I am not enough and that I do not satisfy him alone. It feels terrible, like even with me always in the mood and willing to do anything for it with a high sex drive, he still needs more or needs to sneak around and lie to me. If hes watching porn I'm usually not being fucked and feel like he chose it over me. Theres also the fact that porn is nothing like real sex so I can never live up to it or be as good as these fantasies. When I want to be enough there's always something better on the internet. I compare myself to every girl and it wrecks my self esteem until i resent him and no longer even want to have sex with him. I think looking at porn is almost as bad as cheating. It's virtual cheating on your partner, and I'd rather be cheated on. At least they could get some real sex.
#54 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
You have to realise that he's not looking at porn to hurt you though. There are many reasons he does, part is because he respects you and doesn't want to degrade you with some of the things he is into, part is because he knows you won't be up for it day and night and he should be making love to you not just fucking you when he's horny. He wants sex with you to be intimate and not just a sordid few minutes to get his rocks off. Another part is of course that he shouldn't be doing it, which will excite him.
Also *never* compare yourself to porn, as you said it's not real, it is an *ideal* it's a fantasy of what sex is in your mind. To him you are far more beautiful than any porn star because you share the emotional connection that is way beyond any other girl. Don't bottle up these feelings either, it's not healthy for you, him or your relationship. Discuss it with him, tell him how you feel about it and listen to what he says in return.
#96 - dhuller (12/06/2014) [-]
I wish my boyfriend would understand this.
He always acts like I'm being unreasonable if I want to get off alone (when we aren't even with each other!) and I use porn for stimulation.
Don't know how you guys deal with this when girls get this way, man. It's a pain in the ass.
#114 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
I'm sure he will get it eventually if you keep explaining it to him and keep your cool about it. All men have a complexion about not being able to satisfy a woman so that will be what is worrying him. You need to very much reassure him that he is everything to you and when it comes to a contest between him and porn, he's already won because you're going out with him and no one else.
Tell him about what he means to you emotionally and everything he means beyond just sex. He will understand, he's probably just terrified that he can't satisfy the woman of his dreams and you'll look somewhere else, trust and respect are of utmost importance here.
To put it into a crude analogy just because someone grabs a McDonalds now and then doesn't mean they wouldn't much prefer to sit down as a couple and enjoy a meal together.
#76 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
#71 - themongoose (12/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, no. Let's get scholarly:
Porn isn't harmless. It's part of what's wrong with people today and you SHOULD be worried about your boyfriend or husband watching it.
#73 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
Adults should be allowed to consume adult entertainment, it's their choice as free thinking adult human beings. And please don't just cherry pick dubious articles and present them as facts to support your argument.
#77 - themongoose (12/06/2014) [-]
you might be able to understand something on a conscious and "intellectual" level, but physiologically and without any possibility of consciousness, it changes your brain and its chemistry. That is not something you can "think away."
Dubious articles? The first was based on the second, which is a PEER REVIEWED scholarly article posted in a PSYCHIATRIC MEDICAL JOURNAL. You can't get any less dubious than that.
Here, you can see for yourself what JAMA is.
#92 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
You think I'll find anyone who will do the shit I fantasize about? Motherfucker my shit is so fucked I can't even begin to think about having a normal relationship, not to mention I have better shit to do than cater to someone simply because they think that I shouldn't be allowed to do what I want. Fuck your shit. I'll watch people being tied up with nipple clamps and being cut if I want to. And there's nothing anyone can do about it.... other than stop making porn with that in it.
But seriously, if I meet a girl and shes down for that shit, then fine I'll stop watching that porn, but if not, I'm not going to stop. Only way for me to stop is to supplement it into reality.
Also give me actual peer reviewed .org or college studies, not some .com bullshit, and no I didn't read it, because its a .com, and I'm not going to waste my time. I would also request more than what you put, considering ONE study is hardly proof.
proof lies with the accuser.
Now then time to eat doritos.
#85 - arreatface (12/06/2014) [-]
But according to both of the articles you've linked, we don't really know if porn has an active effect on the part of the brain in charge of reward.
_ "What we do not know is whether this structural brain difference is, as Kuhn and Galinat write in their paper, "a precondition rather than a consequence of frequent pornography consumption.” In other words, it may be that men with a smaller striatum watch more porn in the first place"_
TLDR : we dont know if the striatum size is the_ cause_ or the effects of watching considerables amounts of porn. So before making obnoxious assumptions like "Porn isn't harmless. It's part of what's wrong with people today and you SHOULD be worried about your boyfriend or husband watching it. " read the fucking articles you link.
#83 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
The thing is *of course* porn changes your brain chemistry. It causes arousal, releases endorphins and testosterone in men, but *everything* you experience in life alters your brains chemistry. It's called memory and experience.
What I'm calling dubious is that it changes your brain for the worse. No one can tell that as fact because we don't understand the brain enough to make that kind of call. Even the first article leads with:
"With such a sexy lead-in, it's no wonder that the findings quickly got taken out of context in the mass media. Within a few hours of the article appearing on the journal’s website, at least one eager journalist concluded that porn must be bad for your brain." and ends with:
"we can’t answer questions about how consuming pornography changes the brain"
#45 - littleliz (12/06/2014) [-]
women feel insecure when it comes to porn. dont know why though. i dont care if my husbands watches porn. i have met so many people with this problem and each time i have changed their minds. for me personally it doesnt bother me at all. shes just a screen. if he were to go out and touch her and be physical i would flip tables. but if theres no physical touching at all then im all good.
#41 - iamkagji (12/06/2014) [-]
It's because a lot of women believe that the second a man enters a relationship with them they are no longer allowed to be sexually attracted to anyone else. Women with this belief tend to be control freaks. It's a problem with the monagamy-only society combined with ingrained christian principles. Not all women are like this, but from what I can tell most of them are
#157 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
Well I'm a guy, and I watch porn and I'm in a relationship. I can say honestly, porn is one thing, and real life is totally another, but I can kinda see where they're coming from. I mean imagine if you found out that your girlfriend (quite often) masturbated to videos and pictures of only guys with way bigger dicks than you. Idk. I mean I think it's impossible to really NEVER look at another person sexually, but I feel as though as long as it's on a screen (and NOT in real life) and it's occasional, who gives a shit, you know?
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