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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:1/28/2015
Location:NOREG
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Content Ranking:#1043
Comment Ranking:#92
Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#65
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Content Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 202 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 203 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 31% (310/1000)
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Times Content Favorited:1279 times
Total Comments Made:4519
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Favorite Tags: nigger (5) | niggers (5) | spongebob (2) | tumblr (2)
I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#9 - you called? 12/29/2014 on CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow +54
#114 - holy **** your entire profile is aids  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on FJ header images part 2 +5
User avatar #148 - broslo (12/29/2014) [-]
that was certainly the look I was going for
#113 - mine, it centers just right 12/29/2014 on FJ header images part 2 +2
#85 - Speaking of game companies, i gotta give some credit to sledge…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Game companies these days +15
#154 - anonymous (12/29/2014) [-]
the fact it has CALL of DUTY in the fucking title makes it fucking terrible
User avatar #143 - mapleknight (12/29/2014) [-]
I love Advanced Warfare too. I play on PSN, and honestly it's one of the only console FPS's I'm really comfortable playing.
It's unique for a CoD game, so CoD definitely seems to be breaking away from the "generic, shitty FPS" style it'shad for a while now. I'm really excited to see where it'll go from now.
User avatar #131 - jibbablabba (12/29/2014) [-]
well sledgehammer knows how to make an online game so i wasn't worried there.
#48 - GRILL?  [+] (16 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Hand signs +3
User avatar #67 - furiousmarshmellow (12/29/2014) [-]
This isn't eHarmony, boyo.
User avatar #69 - hypex (12/29/2014) [-]
what the fuck is eharmony?



the comment was a joke...
User avatar #70 - furiousmarshmellow (12/29/2014) [-]
Not a very funny one.
#71 - hypex (12/29/2014) [-]
Hey furiousmarshmellow, heres a "joke" for you
#72 - furiousmarshmellow (12/29/2014) [-]
very r00d
User avatar #53 - kyoutu (12/29/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #60 - smithacat (12/29/2014) [-]
he is very desperate, soon he will turn into a joshlol, pay him some attention but not to much.
User avatar #59 - mapleknight (12/29/2014) [-]
As a blue-name, you should probably know that "grill" often is just switched out with girl. I think it comes from a joke about "girl gamers."
User avatar #64 - penileburglar (12/29/2014) [-]
Having an older account doesn't mean you were paying more attention. The whole 'blue name you should know this' thing is silly, we're all on the internet and we're all equally capable of knowing and missing jokes.
User avatar #65 - mapleknight (12/29/2014) [-]
Sorry, I should've worded that better.
I'm exhausted, and for whatever reason thought 'since this person has been here longer, I should probably tell them this.'
User avatar #66 - penileburglar (12/29/2014) [-]
Ah, respectable then.
User avatar #68 - mapleknight (12/29/2014) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #79 - kyoutu (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh... I'm a dude. =|
User avatar #80 - mapleknight (12/30/2014) [-]
Well...
Not my fault you have lady hands, I guess.
User avatar #81 - kyoutu (12/30/2014) [-]
I got man hands >=[
User avatar #54 - norkas (12/29/2014) [-]
he suspects you to be female
#4 - hey weltscmeshchcch heres a "Tank" for you  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on weltschmertz's profile 0
User avatar #5 - weltschmertz (12/31/2014) [-]
why u hefft 2 be mad?
User avatar #6 - hypex (12/31/2014) [-]
lol i unno
#7 - weltschmertz (12/31/2014) [-]
well then..
#23 - it.... its true..  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on First impressions.. 0
#31 - theycallmesatan (12/29/2014) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image**
#5 - here have this one aswell  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on The Adventure of Hitler and... 0
User avatar #6 - europe (12/28/2014) [-]
thx
#4 - Healers fw raid time and the huntards are being tards 12/28/2014 on Healers in MMO's. +2
#7 - so FJ, whats the worst **** youve done? …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Anon fucks someone up... +18
#14 - anonymous (12/31/2014) [-]
I've laughed while a 4 year old was taking a blood test and screaming his lungs out.
User avatar #10 - bigfootluke (12/28/2014) [-]
i have a bad habit of tripping toddlers. if their running around being shits ill causually stick my foot out. not hard since my feet are massive as fuck. one time in the mall, this little cunt was screaming and running around tearing items off the shelves. well out came the foot, down went her face. she slammed so hard she broke her nose. the cashier gave me a look of pure euphoria
#8 - anonymous (12/28/2014) [-]
Cheated on my cousin with another one of my cousins
User avatar #9 - thebobinito (12/28/2014) [-]
Like to keep it in the family eh?
#5 - wow you figured it out all by your self? …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Damn it Batman +10
User avatar #46 - mrpotatofudge (01/11/2015) [-]
oh my god
this
is good
#33 - anonymous (12/29/2014) [-]
Do you know how to turn Mature Content Filter off?
User avatar #42 - hypex (12/29/2014) [-]
somehow gaining IQ should work
User avatar #12 - straightbusta (12/28/2014) [-]
faved for safekeeping
User avatar #6 - notorc (12/28/2014) [-]
ooh boooooy
#3 - a hand sign?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Hand signs +162
User avatar #12 - plasticcup (12/28/2014) [-]
You know, that shit ninjas do to shoot magical balls of stars.
User avatar #5 - solidderking (12/28/2014) [-]
its for fags, we dont need such a thing
#3 - Dear reader of this comment, if you know this artist …  [+] (17 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Damn it Batman +63
#43 - arachne (12/29/2014) [-]
I may know i actually don't.

Please give me a link so I can observe it.

Please.

I need to know
User avatar #44 - hypex (12/29/2014) [-]
look further down, guy goes under nebeziel or shiniez, he made the sunstone thingy that angryninja got a fitting image of
User avatar #45 - arachne (12/29/2014) [-]
Thanks.

I read that in captain jacks voice/ slur, so I'll have to read it more to fully understand what you said.

My brain does that more than I like to admin.
User avatar #38 - wilfredfanforever (12/29/2014) [-]
And uh.. who would that be?
User avatar #34 - psychosamurai (12/29/2014) [-]
It feels so weird reading the comics after the porn

It's like waking up after having sex with a friend and then she's in your living room with the TV on acting like nothing ever happened and when you ask her "what about happened last night" and she's like "you could really build up your stamina" and then she laughs and you don't know if she's your new gf or just a friend with benefit and you're too scared to ask
#32 - thearcher (12/29/2014) [-]
You what now? What author would this be?...
#16 - angryninja (12/28/2014) [-]
Indeed. I have it preordered - should arrive sometime in January
#14 - anonymous (12/28/2014) [-]
Dear Author of that comment, please give artist name

for.... research
#13 - miwauturu (12/28/2014) [-]
I follow Nebeziel on DA and really like his work, first time I hear that he makes porn though.
User avatar #8 - solidderking (12/28/2014) [-]
i dont know him, but i wouldn't mind knowing him.....
User avatar #4 - notorc (12/28/2014) [-]
The artist makes porn?
#5 - hypex (12/28/2014) [-]
wow you figured it out all by your self?



its the same guy that makes Shiniez, if you dont know what that is then youre in for an andventure
User avatar #46 - mrpotatofudge (01/11/2015) [-]
oh my god
this
is good
#33 - anonymous (12/29/2014) [-]
Do you know how to turn Mature Content Filter off?
User avatar #42 - hypex (12/29/2014) [-]
somehow gaining IQ should work
User avatar #12 - straightbusta (12/28/2014) [-]
faved for safekeeping
User avatar #6 - notorc (12/28/2014) [-]
ooh boooooy
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on This made my mouth dry. +4
#13 - adu (12/28/2014) [-]
Holy shit man what the fuck
#3 - inb4 "i did nazi that one coming"  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2014 on The Adventure of Hitler and... +3
#4 - europe (12/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - techjoker (12/28/2014) [-]
it becomes original when someone puts "inb4" before it
#5 - hypex (12/28/2014) [-]
here have this one aswell
User avatar #6 - europe (12/28/2014) [-]
thx
#8 - i... im not sure how to feel about this 12/28/2014 on Typical holiday nap 0
#7 - **hypex used "*roll 2, cah answer*"** **hypex rolls Onahole…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on Typical holiday nap 0
#8 - hypex (12/28/2014) [-]
i... im not sure how to feel about this
#33 - my first thought at the start of the gif was "i hope he s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on Security guard +1
User avatar #94 - guanyu (12/28/2014) [-]
allahu akbar
#18 - my name is tony i love you too sepheroth <3 … 12/28/2014 on Only in Louisiana +1
#18 - KITTIES  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on SNUGGLES! +3
User avatar #27 - toomuchfj (12/28/2014) [-]
Why the hell we cant have this in reality?!
#36 - tfw no siterip since like 2010 12/28/2014 on Rescued baby walrus with... +2
#22 - completely and utterly innaccurate, the whale doesnt have dyed… 12/28/2014 on Feminists in a nutshell +21
#271 - immortallity, the power to **** with someone for … 12/28/2014 on pick one ... 0
#37 - glorious living off of social benefits master race  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Me too, Netflix. +3
#42 - banhammerfortyk (12/28/2014) [-]
just take out the showering everyday part thats for casuals who take time out of there lives for meaningless things u know also take out the sleeping thing also very casual thing to do takes way to much time from games
#40 - ballsofearth (12/28/2014) [-]
Fixed that... for myself and probably for most of the people on FJ
#40 - Hey dorfdorfdorf heres a "reason" for you 12/28/2014 on Joshlol at a Christmas party 0

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#78 - hypex (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#132 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you'rr taking it up the bum
#129 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
I said I'd be here, ****** .
#130 to #129 - hypex (01/05/2015) [-]
you real human bean you
you real human bean you
#131 to #130 - rejakted (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
#128 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
#111 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#112 to #111 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
A REAL BEAN?
#113 to #112 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
you betcha
#114 to #113 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2* sweet
User avatar #120 to #115 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Yeah the new rolling system takes some getting used to.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
User avatar #124 to #120 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
oh hello, where did you come from? o:
#117 to #115 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**havockwzy rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
#121 to #117 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****hypex rolls 89**
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hypex rolls 89**
#122 to #121 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**havockwzy rolls 21**

you were so close, yet so far
#116 to #115 - havockwzy has deleted their comment [-]
#119 to #118 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#107 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
this is the new ******** central!
#108 to #107 - hypex (12/29/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#109 to #108 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
le epic maymays
#102 to #101 - hypex (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#89 to #88 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
...
#90 to #89 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
User avatar #73 to #72 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
What's the next top tier Nvidia card I'll be waiting for?

I want to upgrade my processor to one of the higher end i7's as well but I know my motherboard isn't compatible with those.
User avatar #74 to #73 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
well then i suggest getting a new motherboard before anything, and the next Nvidia stuff to come is the 1k series im guessing?
User avatar #75 to #74 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright then, any recommendations on a motherboard that's not too pricey but also goes with the better i7's?
1k series? But weren't the 900's just released or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
**** gets released by the hour, but in all seriousness, wait for ones that are optimized for 4k graphics. buying a high end one now isnt that worth it
and i dont know all that much about motherboards, try asking on some subreddit that deals with PC building
User avatar #77 to #76 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Fair enough, yeah.

Alright, thanks for the help bro.
#62 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#64 to #63 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU or US?
#65 to #64 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#66 to #65 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU!
#67 to #66 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
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