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Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:11/22/2014
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#88 - **hypex rolls 3,233** now is my time to shine quads and …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Stealing Joshlol's Spotlight +6
#89 - hypex (11/10/2014) [-]
i was
so
close
#96 - twostepstoomany (11/10/2014) [-]
I'd be mad. yfw you saw 3 3's
#16 - story tiem >be like 8 years old >hear about plas…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Tape prank done right +29
#22 - jtblip (11/10/2014) [-]
Really? Was it LITERALLY 34 feet? Was it?
User avatar #26 - mapleknight (11/10/2014) [-]
>implying no one ever can ever use that term to exaggerate
calm the fuck down, this in no way hurts you
#37 - jtblip (11/11/2014) [-]
#27 - garnykins (11/10/2014) [-]
I feel like exaggeration applies to nearly every word except for "literally," which is an exact term. /shrug.
User avatar #28 - mapleknight (11/10/2014) [-]
Oxford Dictionary actually changed the definition.
#29 - garnykins (11/10/2014) [-]
... That information actually pisses me off quite a bit, because now the word has two contradicting definitions. Literally literally no longer means literally. I'm concerned.
User avatar #34 - hypex (11/11/2014) [-]
its like the word "Terrific" it means something is great, but is used more in conjunction with sarcasm than it is without thus warping the meaning of the word
#62 - The comment section be like  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on SJW Dreams and shit +79
#64 - mustangsvoo (11/10/2014) [-]
#22 - oh and lets not forget the "we used to be best friends bu… 11/10/2014 on Her High School Reunion 0
#20 - >seeing the people you went to high school with ye…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Her High School Reunion 0
User avatar #21 - Hreidmar (11/10/2014) [-]
>implying I would turn anyone at all down at that point in my life.

On a more serious note, yeah. There are very few people that would enjoy going to a reunion. Those things can be quite miserable. All you hear is the desperate tense sound of people trying to force themselves to have fun.
User avatar #22 - hypex (11/10/2014) [-]
oh and lets not forget the "we used to be best friends but we had such different interests we just drifted apart over time and we both think it sucks"
cant go a awkward moment without!

but in all honesty
the saddest part is watching what once was a brimming room full of ambition and dreams turn into deadbeats and single mom's with every ounce of happiness sucked out of them
#52 - i have allready lost all ties and live alone only gai…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/10/2014 on "Why don't you have a gf?" +3
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#91 - simonjiha (11/10/2014) [-]
i dont have anymore, you used two of my very few ones
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#19 - dont worry, they still do these i think it was icarly (?) … 11/10/2014 on shows for kids... riiiiight 0
#49 - i ******* hate human beings with the force which …  [+] (15 new replies) 11/10/2014 on "Why don't you have a gf?" +20
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#51 - grandzora (11/10/2014) [-]
and that will be the day i lose all ties to my family
#52 - hypex (11/10/2014) [-]
i have allready lost all ties and live alone

only gain, no loss
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#91 - simonjiha (11/10/2014) [-]
i dont have anymore, you used two of my very few ones
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#85 - for those who havent seen it, here is some content i posted ab… 11/10/2014 on GamerGate Dump 0
#93 - Picture 11/10/2014 on Dildo Generator +5
#11 - read comments mate 11/09/2014 on Femicunt talks to blizzurd 0
#20 - >game starts >eat 3 semtex stickies, 2 throwing knif… 11/09/2014 on Call of Duty -4
#39 - who the **** is bob chipman? 11/09/2014 on Oh boy oh boy +1
#17 - >"we should all love and tolerate eachother!" …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on black twitter comp +101
#95 - burdenedsoul (11/10/2014) [-]
#32 - 10 minutes later 11/09/2014 on Peanut Butter Cups +2
#44 - "We use the same model so they can all be equal without m… 11/09/2014 on Oh mcintosh +1
#22 - yeah im planning on downloading the "demo" from PB …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on that's my boy 0
User avatar #23 - hourlyb (11/09/2014) [-]
Paragon. Like I would always shoot the asshole krogan during Mordin's loyalty mission, but mostly I was a Paragon. Like my user pic.
#41 - hfw 11/09/2014 on Oh mcintosh 0
#64 - thats what the shipping is for silly kritican  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #65 - kritican (11/09/2014) [-]
Thanks, man, I needed that laugh <3
#13 - >hey i havent watched discovery channel in a while >… 11/09/2014 on Sasquatch 0
#62 - oh and narutos massive issue with him bawwling his eyes out ea…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #63 - kritican (11/09/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that they don't meet the requirements to be a couple, even with that.
#123 - hypocritical (11/10/2014) [-]
well, they technically slept together in the 3rd last chapter.
#64 - hypex (11/09/2014) [-]
thats what the shipping is for silly kritican
User avatar #65 - kritican (11/09/2014) [-]
Thanks, man, I needed that laugh <3
#19 - got introduced too late into the whole franchise, got 2 and 3 …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2014 on that's my boy 0
User avatar #21 - hourlyb (11/09/2014) [-]
OK.
You should really play all three. The first is a lot different from the second and third ones. Plus, you do feel a sense of accomplishment from doing it.
If you play on PC, get this: www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/66/?
User avatar #22 - hypex (11/09/2014) [-]
yeah im planning on downloading the "demo" from PB
>playing on anything besides pc
disgusting casuls

oh and, what does your affinity turn out to be? i allways play the way i woulda handled the situation myself and turn out with a 60/40 with emphasis on the red side
User avatar #23 - hourlyb (11/09/2014) [-]
Paragon. Like I would always shoot the asshole krogan during Mordin's loyalty mission, but mostly I was a Paragon. Like my user pic.
#59 - episode like 2 or something i quit after like epis…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #60 - kritican (11/09/2014) [-]
Oh, right. They kissed that one time, didn't they. Forgot about that.
User avatar #62 - hypex (11/09/2014) [-]
oh and narutos massive issue with him bawwling his eyes out each time hes mentioned
User avatar #63 - kritican (11/09/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that they don't meet the requirements to be a couple, even with that.
#123 - hypocritical (11/10/2014) [-]
well, they technically slept together in the 3rd last chapter.
#64 - hypex (11/09/2014) [-]
thats what the shipping is for silly kritican
User avatar #65 - kritican (11/09/2014) [-]
Thanks, man, I needed that laugh <3
#57 - >yfw sasunaru no longer canon  [+] (18 new replies) 11/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #71 - megaton (11/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #145 - toosexyforyou (11/10/2014) [-]
Shit this was beautiful.
User avatar #120 - darkangeloffire (11/10/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, my friend sent me that. I lel'd so fucking hard
User avatar #95 - thisxshitxisxhard (11/10/2014) [-]
this was awesome
User avatar #88 - tenaciouslee (11/10/2014) [-]
TL;DR.
User avatar #89 - megaton (11/10/2014) [-]
hihashi (hinata's father) is a criminal mastermind who led everything from the time of hinatas birth to set up both naruto and hinata
#90 - tenaciouslee (11/10/2014) [-]
Thanks.


#84 - cherubium (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't like Naruto but that was fucking great.
User avatar #78 - thetully (11/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #70 - megaton (11/09/2014) [-]
you speak blasphemy do u not know of the keikaku?
User avatar #58 - kritican (11/09/2014) [-]
Since when was sasunaru canon in the first place?
User avatar #59 - hypex (11/09/2014) [-]
episode like
2
or something
i quit after like episode 5-ish because i couldnt handle "BELIEVE IT MUTHERFUCKER" being said one more fucking time

now i just look at porn of it and have a vague idea of what the characters are about
User avatar #60 - kritican (11/09/2014) [-]
Oh, right. They kissed that one time, didn't they. Forgot about that.
User avatar #62 - hypex (11/09/2014) [-]
oh and narutos massive issue with him bawwling his eyes out each time hes mentioned
User avatar #63 - kritican (11/09/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that they don't meet the requirements to be a couple, even with that.
#123 - hypocritical (11/10/2014) [-]
well, they technically slept together in the 3rd last chapter.
#64 - hypex (11/09/2014) [-]
thats what the shipping is for silly kritican
User avatar #65 - kritican (11/09/2014) [-]
Thanks, man, I needed that laugh <3
#15 - >curing the genophage >not the worst decision of all…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/09/2014 on that's my boy 0
#17 - hourlyb (11/09/2014) [-]
Bruh. Did you even save Wrex and Bakara? If you did, they lead the Krogan into a new era of peace and prosperity.
User avatar #19 - hypex (11/09/2014) [-]
got introduced too late into the whole franchise, got 2 and 3 from a friend as gift, played the fuck out of them
so no, didnt save wrex or bakara
User avatar #21 - hourlyb (11/09/2014) [-]
OK.
You should really play all three. The first is a lot different from the second and third ones. Plus, you do feel a sense of accomplishment from doing it.
If you play on PC, get this: www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/66/?
User avatar #22 - hypex (11/09/2014) [-]
yeah im planning on downloading the "demo" from PB
>playing on anything besides pc
disgusting casuls

oh and, what does your affinity turn out to be? i allways play the way i woulda handled the situation myself and turn out with a 60/40 with emphasis on the red side
User avatar #23 - hourlyb (11/09/2014) [-]
Paragon. Like I would always shoot the asshole krogan during Mordin's loyalty mission, but mostly I was a Paragon. Like my user pic.

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#78 - hypex (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
User avatar #73 to #72 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
What's the next top tier Nvidia card I'll be waiting for?

I want to upgrade my processor to one of the higher end i7's as well but I know my motherboard isn't compatible with those.
User avatar #74 to #73 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
well then i suggest getting a new motherboard before anything, and the next Nvidia stuff to come is the 1k series im guessing?
User avatar #75 to #74 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright then, any recommendations on a motherboard that's not too pricey but also goes with the better i7's?
1k series? But weren't the 900's just released or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
**** gets released by the hour, but in all seriousness, wait for ones that are optimized for 4k graphics. buying a high end one now isnt that worth it
and i dont know all that much about motherboards, try asking on some subreddit that deals with PC building
User avatar #77 to #76 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Fair enough, yeah.

Alright, thanks for the help bro.
#62 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#64 to #63 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU or US?
#65 to #64 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#66 to #65 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU!
#67 to #66 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - Womens Study Major (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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