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hypex

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Gender: male
Age: 70
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:9/03/2015
Location:NOREG
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Comment Ranking:#730
Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#65
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Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:6
Content Views:695595
Times Content Favorited:1592 times
Total Comments Made:6231
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#245 - GIB MENTIONS 06/28/2015 on Elsanna comic +1
#244 - Picture 06/28/2015 on Elsanna comic +1
#65 - 5 hours in paint 06/28/2015 on Vladi's info comps 6... 0
#111 - Pesta and the broom/rake actually has some symbolism behind it…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Comp of Monsters 3 +3
User avatar #112 - lordsepulchure (06/28/2015) [-]
Ødegård is also a fairly common surname in Norway. Had a teacher like that, and she told us the origin of it.
#41 - this hurts my head 06/28/2015 on How to make guacamole +1
#33 - as i see it its gonna be two groups 1. the ones that … 06/27/2015 on Facebook right now +7
#41 - i honestly cant think of anything to say that was... … 06/27/2015 on The Cringest 0
#29 - well atleast your name isnt attention whoring fame seeker th… 06/27/2015 on WOO +1
#29 - oh for ***** sake when will this ********* end …  [+] (10 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Facebook right now +40
User avatar #97 - dgurevich (06/27/2015) [-]
I have a somewhat related story
My friend's uncle runs a luxury car rental service
for weddings and shit
the gays sued him for "not having a gay themed advertisement" for his company.
WTF kind of bullshit is that?
#92 - bronywiseman (06/27/2015) [-]
Wow, other bisexual people like you and iridium are really laid back, and don't really talk about their sexuality.

Well.
I guess I'm just a huge faggot.
Not that I'm surprised...
User avatar #124 - eldorito (06/27/2015) [-]
Ponies are a pretty sure sign of faggotry.
#121 - anon (06/27/2015) [-]
y are they called pegasister?
#138 - bronywiseman (06/28/2015) [-]
I'm glad you asked!

In 2011, when the Brony fandom was growing fast, some of the female fans thought that Brony didn't correctly fit them, as it most famously means an adult male who watches the show, and wanted a term to describe themselves, and after some discussion, Pegasister was agreed on. However, ladies can still refer to themselve as Bronies, if they wish.

It's like guys and gals.
Guys can refer to a group of males, females or a mixture of the two, whereas gals is specifically a group of women.
User avatar #87 - iridium (06/27/2015) [-]
I can relate. As a bisexual I really only bring it up when it's relevant. I'm single and don't really have any plans or desire to change that, so really my sexuality doesn't define anything about me.

My concerns about it don't revolve around judgment, because I get judged for all kinds of shit and don't give a fuck. My one concern about it is that I don't want to become a token. I don't want to be thought of as the token member of a group with a gay or bisexual perspective. And I don't want to be the person that someone uses as an example ("My bi friend does ____/ is ____") nor so I want to constantly be compared to my family does this a lot. "Hey you're/you have ___ I read this story about a person who was/had ___ and thought of you." And it gets on my nerves fast because everyone is freaking different, and I really don't like being used as the example for any argument or conversation.
#78 - anon (06/27/2015) [-]
being fair gay people don't always adopt, surrogates and sperm donors are a thing.
#57 - heilhotwheels (06/27/2015) [-]
Not to just circlejerk ad infinem, but I legitimately see no rational reason as to why people are opposed to it being legal, and why because of this belief that it should be illegal. Religion? No church/state bullshit. Sanctity of marriage? Divorce fucks it over worse than gay marraige. It's just stupid. Fuck dem queers? Cool. Have your beliefs. Stick them up your ass, because I probably want to read them later.
#32 - mastercolossus (06/27/2015) [-]
in a few months once all the gay people that got married start wanting divorces.
User avatar #33 - hypex (06/27/2015) [-]
as i see it its gonna be two groups

1. the ones that have long wanted marriage but couldnt
these people are the ones in long lasting relationships that have been unable to marry because of the laws surrounding such and will now get married, nothing changes except their happiness really

2. the ones that get married because "muh hype train"
these fuckheads will get married for the hell of it, as a wise man once said "even if you can doesn't mean you should" and will get divorced sooner or later

bonus group 3. fags the world over who will be like "neat, now i can marry whenever i feel like it" end of story
#543 - your spam 06/26/2015 on What's making you depressed? 0
#3 - why is a ton of text half assedly somewhat blacked out? 06/26/2015 on totally true +1
#137 - hatred is just a arcade shooter plastered with "ow the ed… 06/26/2015 on "Hatred" vs "Sunset" 0
#244 - *roll dota* rolls a dota hero, we have one for the league… 06/25/2015 on Let's add new *roll* types! 0
#52 - mention me on all of these you glorious faggot <3 06/25/2015 on Fatty Fatty 2X4 +1
#16 - >doesnt know how to sadpanda  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on 4chan dump 2/? 0
#17 - mewtastic (06/25/2015) [-]
>Doesn't know what sadpanda is
>Doesn't use the site
>Doesn't care
>Just wants the porn.
Don't ask why it's a gif. I don't know why. I just wanted an image version, and this was as close as I could get.
#27 - holy **** a wench in 2015 with a basic understanding of…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on some hoes is loyal +4
User avatar #32 - carlonord (06/24/2015) [-]
Nice to see ya bud, that rock must`ve been heavy.
#185 - its mlp 2.0 huge retarded fanbase with a small group on f… 06/24/2015 on Deal with it +3
#67 - good god i havent seen this picture in years when was the … 06/24/2015 on Perspective 0
#131 - if you wanna try something similar, you could allways … 06/23/2015 on Death Waltz 0
#8 - poor reynad 4Head 06/23/2015 on Fj takes a beer +7
#12 - holy **** jesus was right it IS good  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2015 on 4chan dump 2/? 0
#15 - mewtastic (06/25/2015) [-]
It's...not there.
Is this some kind of sick joke? Or a mess up?
It's not there.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F-2k_23yaA
#16 - hypex (06/25/2015) [-]
>doesnt know how to sadpanda

#17 - mewtastic (06/25/2015) [-]
>Doesn't know what sadpanda is
>Doesn't use the site
>Doesn't care
>Just wants the porn.
Don't ask why it's a gif. I don't know why. I just wanted an image version, and this was as close as I could get.
#22 - monkeys monkeying around as usual 06/22/2015 on Violence in charleston +1
#23 - that teached me absolutely nothing if anything it just mak… 06/22/2015 on For dem kids +3
#28 - Picture 06/20/2015 on The Thing of Beauty Pt.1 -... +1
#137 - its also a 2 turn move, play hitler, and unless you have somet… 06/19/2015 on Spot the difference. +1

Comments(194):

[ 194 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#78 - hypex (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
User avatar #188 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Haiii
User avatar #189 to #188 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
hi?
User avatar #190 to #189 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Do you also live in trondheim?
User avatar #191 to #190 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
nope, molde :u
User avatar #192 to #191 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Æsjj
User avatar #193 to #192 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
ka faen jævla trønderpakk
User avatar #194 to #193 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Nehei

Kristiansunder

Our love can never be
User avatar #196 to #195 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Forbidden love
#185 - thycupcake (07/24/2015) [-]
Pretty ******* gay
#180 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Dude, you know cisbattledroid? that ******** deleted your source comment on his content were he use the droids as censores. Can you help out a faggot in need?
User avatar #183 to #180 - hypex (05/12/2015) [-]
i just copied someone elses source on there seconds before it got deleted, sorry mate


and **** themed accounts
#178 - hellpwnage ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah question*"**
**hellpwnage rolls _. All the cool kids are doing it.**
#179 to #178 - hellpwnage ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah answer*"**
**hellpwnage rolls A great big floppy donkey dick.**
#171 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!

Lets do this!
#174 to #173 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
where did you come from again?
#175 to #174 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
#176 to #175 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
sure why not
#181 to #176 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
oh besides. i want source on that one too pls
User avatar #182 to #181 - hypex (05/12/2015) [-]
after that image, youre not getting anything
#184 to #182 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Please!
Please!
#177 to #176 - lilRican (04/01/2015) [-]
heres our fusion dance
heres our fusion dance
#168 - miia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
You up?
#169 to #168 - hypex (03/29/2015) [-]
yes
yes


#170 to #169 - miia ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
#160 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
Hiiiiii~
#162 to #161 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
DON'T TEST ME SON!
User avatar #158 - Sperit (03/08/2015) [-]
You are cool
User avatar #159 to #158 - hypex (03/08/2015) [-]
i am? i had no idea
#133 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Only 1 			****		. Fukin srub.
Only 1 **** . Fukin srub.
User avatar #152 to #133 - hypex (02/28/2015) [-]
its 4 now ******
User avatar #153 to #152 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
******* perv posting ****
#154 to #153 - hypex (02/28/2015) [-]
awwwwwww yisss
awwwwwww yisss
#132 - havockwzy (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you'rr taking it up the bum
#129 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
I said I'd be here, ****** .
User avatar #135 to #134 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Here.
User avatar #136 to #135 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Makes sense.
#137 to #136 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Indeed.
Indeed.
#139 to #138 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Random maybe awful joke?
#141 to #140 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
I feel a weird vibe here, man...
#142 to #141 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
No such things happening over here...
#143 to #142 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
What if I wanna suck boobs?
What if I wanna suck boobs?
#145 to #144 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
#147 to #146 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Sorry. A little typo there in my interests. They should not be flat.
#148 to #147 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
So sporty tomboy size. I can get behind that. In more ways than 1. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#149 to #148 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like  as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes.  Front is great too.   GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes. Front is great too. GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
#150 to #149 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh well. Time to sleep. It's your fault if I get tomboy dreams now. ty
also
Red alert 3 was funf
User avatar #151 to #150 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Tomboy dreams are best dreams. u welcum
Ayyyy! Still play RA2 sometimes online. Taking a break from it nowadays tho.

Good night. Swet dreams.
#130 to #129 - hypex (01/05/2015) [-]
you real human bean you
you real human bean you
#131 to #130 - rejakted (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
#128 - havockwzy (01/03/2015) [-]
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
#156 to #155 - havockwzy (02/28/2015) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
User avatar #157 to #156 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
Deep plot animemes
#111 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#112 to #111 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
A REAL BEAN?
#114 to #113 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2* sweet
User avatar #120 to #115 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Yeah the new rolling system takes some getting used to.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
User avatar #124 to #120 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
oh hello, where did you come from? o:
#117 to #115 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**havockwzy rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
#121 to #117 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****hypex rolls 89**
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hypex rolls 89**
#122 to #121 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**havockwzy rolls 21**

you were so close, yet so far
#116 to #115 - havockwzy has deleted their comment [-]
#119 to #118 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#107 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
this is the new ******** central!
#108 to #107 - hypex (12/29/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#109 to #108 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
le epic maymays
#102 to #101 - hypex (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#164 to #100 - hypex (03/19/2015) [-]
WHO HAS TO STEP UP THEIR GAME NOW?
User avatar #165 to #164 - maxismahname (03/20/2015) [-]
We both ****** up didn't we lol. I haven't been going on FJ much trying to get platinum on Far Cry 4, plus GTA heists, I'm still obsessed with this site
#166 to #165 - hypex (03/20/2015) [-]
same boat as you, lots of dota and WoW lately
User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#90 to #89 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
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