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hypex

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hypex Avatar Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
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Gender: male
Age: 71
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:11/30/2015
Location:NOREG
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

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#7 - how the **** do you just forget your kid somewhere like wh…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/21/2015 on Lost And Found. +3
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#24 - Dember (10/21/2015) [-]
my mother used to play a dice game for like a dozen married women, no husbands or kids allowed
so if you had to bring your kids, they had to go entertain themselves elsewhere (such as with the host family's other kids) and not bother the adults during their game

my mom was hosting it once, and one friend of hers we've known since I was like 6 dropped her daughter off to hang out with me, played the dice game and went home

my mom tells me the game is over so we can have the rest of the house back -- only to realize her friend's kid is still there with me

so she calls her up and just asks, "Gina, did you forget something at my house?"

"Oh crap, I left my purse didn't I?! ... No wait, it's right here... No, I don't think so??"

A+ parenting skills
#23 - merrrione (10/21/2015) [-]
a while ago the news broadcast the story of a father who forgot his child in his car on a hot summer day
kid died from the heat
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#14 - tacolishous (10/21/2015) [-]
My mom left me at a ball park after my sister's softball game there once. They got through the entire hour drive home before they realized they forgot me.
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#13 - crazyguyindahood (10/21/2015) [-]
she probably goes there herself all the time and left kind of in auto pilot mode
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#12 - ronyx (10/21/2015) [-]
Alzheimer
#10 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
I'm assuming it's an older kid, most likely a teenager, who's pretty independent. The mom probably goes to Target alone all the time, so it would have been easy to zone out and assume it was just another shopping trip by herself.
It's not like the kid was a baby who needs to be on the mom's mind all the time.
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#8 - bronyjdos (10/21/2015) [-]
This happened to me. My mom left me at walmart while I was putting away the cart... on my birthday.
#16 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
Judging by how your username is bronyjdos, I don't think it was an accident.
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#31 - bronyjdos (10/22/2015) [-]
I was 7...
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#9 - improbablyyourdad (10/21/2015) [-]
and now you like ponies, good job mom, you fucked your kid up for life.
#34 - Fun Fact; Hell is located in norway  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2015 on Nordic Cities +15
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#45 - joppo (10/21/2015) [-]
I have a pic of me next to that sign
#44 - djbz (10/21/2015) [-]
Also, in Southeast Michigan (and surprisingly dull).

And yes, that is Hell... frozen over.
#91 - madmanransom (11/25/2015) [-]
U think ur clever u cheeki twat?
#43 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Another fun fact; If translated from Norwegian to English "hell" translates to "luck".
#27 - im just sitting here waiting for the abortionjokewebcomic thin… 10/20/2015 on I will need a volunteer +1
#101 - Picture 10/20/2015 on The hype is real +3
#64 - Picture 10/20/2015 on the days of spoop or thumb... +11
#92 - dear god man listen to the anon that is the most godaw…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2015 on a- +3
#101 - hungwellhamburger (10/19/2015) [-]
I just looked up for shit to fap to. I don't watch anime.
#139 - **hypex used "*roll picture*"** **hypex rolled image ** o… 10/18/2015 on Roll for our new thumbs 0
#23 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 10/18/2015 on Trump +50
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#41 - fistings (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm going to follow you, faggot
#26 - jamesten (10/19/2015) [-]
#47 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
#51 - thelightbringer (10/19/2015) [-]
#50 - manza (10/19/2015) [-]
peanut gallery is here
#53 - osamacare (10/19/2015) [-]
Trying to help any way I can
#55 - gugek (10/19/2015) [-]
whats next
#72 - osamacare (10/19/2015) [-]
Got it
#61 - madeofhydrogen (10/19/2015) [-]
Think inside out the box
#71 - osamacare (10/19/2015) [-]
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#46 - kristovsky (10/19/2015) [-]
DEEPER
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#27 - jamesten (10/19/2015) [-]
it's on /autism
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#42 - theasexualgamer (10/19/2015) [-]
Put it on imgur.
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#43 - jamesten (10/19/2015) [-]
>>#10
#5 - itshappening.webm 10/18/2015 on Tamen De Gushi 31 +6
#61 - >single player games >battlefield 4 campaign don…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2015 on Vydo Gumz +19
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#157 - lolothundah (10/16/2015) [-]
Witcher 2 and 3 should be on that list too, also Metro, Life Is Strange, Portal series, and the likes

IMO I would pay more money for a pure singleplayer game that's well made rather than a SP+MP game that can't even survive without the other. You know the Devs made a good game if SP and MP can stand on its own.
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#154 - luqmanr (10/16/2015) [-]
i haven't got the chance to play trespasser dlc
#86 - figatron (10/16/2015) [-]
Ok maybe it wasn't the best, but Hardline's campaign is barely even playable. BF4's is Skyrim compared to that.