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Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
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Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:11/25/2014
Location:NOREG
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#22 - Translating what letrollzor into modern day vidya, in Battlefi… 11/11/2014 on WWII Fun Tank Comp. +1
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#15 - how come alot of weird ass movements like this only contain th…  [+] (21 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Read Desc. +41
User avatar #270 - majormayor (11/11/2014) [-]
Because you hang around websites full of Americans talking about American things.
#139 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
Here in holland we got them too. Here it's just some facebook- and small private sites, no big movement. Maybe that's the difference with the US?
#33 - karrotj (11/11/2014) [-]
other countries probably dont use vaccines as population control
#31 - genralraam (11/11/2014) [-]
our bill of rights allows people to have freedom of speech and people say the dumbest things they can think of because they are allowed to


(also we have white supremacist rallies and the westboro baptist church they have a right to say what they want even if its retarded)
#37 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
sooo, no one except for the U.S. have freedom of speech?
#45 - genralraam (11/11/2014) [-]
i dont mean it like that its just American schools teach our bill of rights every year up until college and instead of going into detail and discussing why its the first amendment and the state laws that prohibit certain types of free speech like slander and "fighting words" teachers give student the quick version with Freedom of Speech so people come out of public schools yelling "I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT ITS MY RIGHT HUR DUR MUH FREEDOMS"
User avatar #192 - poorlyred (11/11/2014) [-]
I'm American and I can confirm my right to shouting that phrase whenever I want
User avatar #30 - lorddarkskull (11/11/2014) [-]
This bit of crazy started in the UK.
#25 - oddbird (11/11/2014) [-]
#24 - thetarget (11/11/2014) [-]
It actually started in the UK. And when I was a little child we had a doctor who refused to vaccinate me. Of course my parents changed doctors immediatly. That was in Denmark.
User avatar #103 - christmouth (11/11/2014) [-]
Your parents should have reported him.
#86 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
Wow, shit doctor then.
#19 - micekill (11/11/2014) [-]
my gf's aunt believes vaccines are bad
she is norwegian
#109 - christmouth (11/11/2014) [-]
There are vaccine-skeptics almost everywhere, but the movement seems to be the strongest in The USA. Still it started with Andrew Wakefield in The UK. I think that it's illegal in my country to not vaccinate our kids.

I can't understand how people trust a former playboy module more than they trust scientists, who actually know what they are talking about.
User avatar #140 - Ashtaroth (11/11/2014) [-]
>"Playboy module"
>Jenny McCarthy
Greatest spelling error I've seen in weeks.
User avatar #145 - christmouth (11/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I meant model.
#20 - hypex (11/11/2014) [-]
"my gf"
you almost had me man, almost
#23 - micekill (11/11/2014) [-]
it true tho
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#26 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
Have you... actually been to America? What you're describing hasn't been the case for decades at least, except in some areas with ridiculously strong right-wing ties.
#34 - karrotj (11/11/2014) [-]
true, people hate religious types in america, just because some yahoos bombed the world trade tower and some other yahoos decided to rally at a soldiers funeral and say he was going to hell, yeah people in america hate religious types
#31 - worst game ive ever gotten, i regret it so ******* much 11/11/2014 on To Infinity and Beyond 0
#17 - oh look another compassion whoring post, all im missing is som…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2014 on muh everything +13
#34 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
Says the weaboo fucktard.
User avatar #37 - iamaniceperson (11/11/2014) [-]
Sure thing, uchihalover
User avatar #36 - dorfdorfdorf (11/11/2014) [-]
using an anime gif doesn't make him a weeb, you miserable pile of chunky diarrhea.
#18 - holy **** so many applefags in comments taking it… 11/11/2014 on Been in a coma... is it... 0
#17 - >I have a lot of friends in computer science that swear by …  [+] (14 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Been in a coma... is it... -2
#28 - hylebus (11/11/2014) [-]
I work in Linux software company (5000+ employees) and most of them use Macs.
#36 - iijamsterii (11/11/2014) [-]
Wow, you'd think that they knew what a good computer is.
#37 - hylebus (11/11/2014) [-]
They do, that's why they use Macs.
#40 - iijamsterii (11/11/2014) [-]
No, usually people buy Macs because they think that just because it's more expensive it has better performance. If they worked at a Linux software company I would've expected them to know better, apparently not.
#45 - hylebus (11/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, because software developers for one of the most used Linux distributions on servers worldwide don't know better than some random kids on image site.

Macbooks are top of their class regarding work. We (IT department) tested a lot of laptops in their price range (Lenovo Thinkpads, Dell Latitudes, HP Elitebooks, Asus Zenbooks etc.) and they were one of the top picks, together with Thinkpads. No, we don't use them for gaming. Nor do we need the performance, we have Dell and HP workstations with Xeons for that. Macbooks have one of the best battery life, durability, portability, display quality and ergonomics in class of business laptops. I've tried them all, pretty much only Lenovo Thinkpad T440/T540 comes to level of Macbook 13"/15" with Retina display.
#49 - iijamsterii (11/11/2014) [-]
So you didn't try Gigabyte's or MSI's notebooks? Because both companies have made stunning products that I would pick over a Mac any day.
#52 - hylebus (11/11/2014) [-]
They don't have designed work laptops and their build quality is terrible. They also can't offer proper extended warranty, which is extremely important for corporation. Having laptop repaired in 2-3 days as opposed to standard 30 days (in Europe) is much more valuable than saving $500 on laptop price.
#54 - iijamsterii (11/11/2014) [-]
You might want to take a look at MSI's warranty page ( www.msi.com/page/warranty ) and why not take a look at Gigabyte's as well ( uk.gigabyte.com/support-downloads/customer-service.aspx?m=n& ). Also bad build quality is out of the question when it comes to MSI, most of their notebooks are made from brushed aluminium. MSI also has a tab on their website for workstation notebooks which are for work.
#60 - hylebus (11/11/2014) [-]
The warranty policy is different for single person and corporations. Also it highly differs for regions - that's reason why in our company most people in EMEA use Thinkpads and Macbooks in NA. Sadly I don't have data for LATAM and APAC. I believe only Lenovo offers true NBD warranty in most regions.
By the way, metal chassis doesn't automatically mean guaranteed solid build quality - e.g. Elitebooks. Pretty much only Apple is able to pull off solid metal chassis, the unibody design is really great and they have been using them with Macbooks for years, that's why they still have solid lead when it comes to build quality. It lowers the options when it comes to upgrade, but that's irrelevant for businesses - the day the warranty is over, you get new, better laptop.
Personally I don't have experience with MSI aluminium chassis, but AFAIK they use them only with high-end gaming laptops, which is not exactly what we need for work.
#61 - iijamsterii (11/11/2014) [-]
I obviously don't know enough about business management to be able to continue this so I'm just going to drop it.
#62 - hylebus (11/11/2014) [-]
I'm just saying that MSI, Gigabyte, Acer and other manufacturers of "cheap" laptops (compared to Macbooks, Thinkpads etc. - they pretty much cost the same) can be great for personal usage, but work laptops are designed differently and performance is not the top priority. That's where Macbooks excel. They are not bad laptops by any means, they have very specific usage. Of course, if you buy it as $2000 Facebook machine as a lot of people do, you're not very bright.
#65 - iijamsterii (11/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's what bugs me about some Mac users and that's usually the case so I just assume that when I'm arguing with people about them.
#67 - hylebus (11/11/2014) [-]
Honestly, I see way more Apple bashers than actual Apple "trolls" who are supposed to be bashed. It is actually similar to feminazi bashers and actual feminazi. I haven't personally seen any feminazi, but I already know they're literally worse than Hitler, at least that's what Funnyjunk tells me.
#69 - iijamsterii (11/11/2014) [-]
Well most most of the Apple trolls hide on Facebook, Just like the Feminazis withTumblr.
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#78 - hypex (11/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
User avatar #73 to #72 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
What's the next top tier Nvidia card I'll be waiting for?

I want to upgrade my processor to one of the higher end i7's as well but I know my motherboard isn't compatible with those.
User avatar #74 to #73 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
well then i suggest getting a new motherboard before anything, and the next Nvidia stuff to come is the 1k series im guessing?
User avatar #75 to #74 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright then, any recommendations on a motherboard that's not too pricey but also goes with the better i7's?
1k series? But weren't the 900's just released or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
**** gets released by the hour, but in all seriousness, wait for ones that are optimized for 4k graphics. buying a high end one now isnt that worth it
and i dont know all that much about motherboards, try asking on some subreddit that deals with PC building
User avatar #77 to #76 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Fair enough, yeah.

Alright, thanks for the help bro.
#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - Womens Study Major (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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