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#10 - spoder and snek are best grills, suu is a close second/third t… 09/24/2015 on or comments about monster... +6
#3 - >neet grandpa ******* 10/10  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2015 on Anon is old +620
#119 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
i mean at that age being NEET isn't exactly strange
#18 - iphoneguy has deleted their comment.
#6 - >still no cigar on graves after years of saying "l…  [+] (37 new replies) 09/24/2015 on New LoL Stickers -55
#134 - uleaveinpieces (09/24/2015) [-]
#103 - josuke (09/24/2015) [-]
I've played both and I enjoy both in their own ways.
Tho Dota (and any steam game from the look of it) has so much elitism it's painful.
And League's policies towards champions blows.
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#78 - huszti (09/24/2015) [-]
oh look, another vegan/pc/MTG/dark souls player. i totally didnt expect that when i saw the content.
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#84 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
oh look another broad generalisation, nice one dillweed
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#85 - huszti (09/24/2015) [-]
its referring to you acting like one, genius.
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#47 - metalbird (09/24/2015) [-]
Dota 2 = praise thy Gabe volvo 18mil prize pool ti5 while League ???
League = Jew game, You play game ... well you have been SHMECKLED FOR YOU COIN !!! forced to buy you heroes with shitty graphics n shit.
#114 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
Except I've spent about 20 bucks on the game for skins only, you can unlock every champion through IP which is what I've done. you don't need to spend a dime on it unless you want to.
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#36 - starfletcher (09/24/2015) [-]
Don't you mean...>Draven master Race?
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#31 - gayboard (09/24/2015) [-]
#29 - trollmobile (09/24/2015) [-]
i've played league with you
you're shit at it.
>"baby's first moba"
>proceeds to lose lane 20 times in a row
#135 - uleaveinpieces (09/24/2015) [-]
#34 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
>implying you were any better
#57 - trollmobile (09/24/2015) [-]
it would be hard not to be
you didn't know anything about...
... minion managing
... trading
... map control
... map awareness
... warding
... teamfight positioning
... pushing your advantage when you're ahead
... turteling
... splitpushing
... slowpushing
... dragon control

you were mechanically OK on malzahar, and that's about the only thing you did remotely right
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#62 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
>creep managing in league
>splitpushing with anyone else than tryndamere in league
>splitpushing as a mid
>i did fine with warding and dragon control, same with map awareness
when youre gonna criticise me atleast use valid points, im okay with you calling me out on shit im actually guilty of like having no clue how to properly jungle or crap like slowpushing but its another story when you pull stuff out of your arse to make your point seem more valid
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#63 - trollmobile (09/24/2015) [-]
you think creep managing isn't important in league.
that should say enough.
you wouldn't ever make it out of bronze with that attitude.
#64 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
see there you go again
i was silver 1 when i quit you turd
oh and go watch some pro players play mid, the day i see them do anything but spam wave clear is the day ill think about going back to league
#76 - penguinsoldier (09/24/2015) [-]
Wut. Freezing the lane so you can farm safely while not having to worry about a gank? Shoving the lane into the enemies tower after they've frozen it, so the tower kills them quick, thus resetting the waves back to the middle?. Killing only the mage minions so that your side starts to slowly pile up to a fuck ton, thus creating pressure in a lane that you don't have to be in?

You clearly have legit no idea what creep managing is, so you think it doesn't exist.

P.S Silver league is average at best...
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#81 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
i know silver league is average at best, and freezing the lane is something you can do to not get ganked, but then your lane opponent uses 1-2 spells and clears your wave so you have to last hit under tower where you sooner or later are gonna miss last hits and the lane resets...
im just saying, since wave clear and how spells in league are balanced keeping lane control is completely different from dota where you wont see people spam spells to farm creep waves and you can creep pull to mess with the lane equlibrium thus making creep managing in league something minor you dont have to focus on atleast for the mid role
#90 - penguinsoldier (09/24/2015) [-]
Mid is arguably the most important...Mages/assassins tend to have very large zone arc, so if you get stuck having to walk far from your turret to cs, you can expect some harass. Not to mention, a lot of Junglers like to float around mid a lot since its such an influential role, so if your enemy freezes the lane just outside of turret range, you're forced into a position where the jungler can gank your ass easy. This applies to every lane, but more so mid.

#99 - alexithymic (09/24/2015) [-]
I play mid and jungle. I'm also Silver 3 and deserve that rank.

I've observed I've numerous failings in mid but enjoy playing the role too much to give it up. Alternatively my skill in recognizing gank opportunities and executing ganks while jungling is very weak(more so recognizing opportunity than executing, rarely do I fail to at LEAST force summoners). I tend to heavily prefer fighting the enemy jungler all day until mid game teamfights as if I'm directly laning against them ie heavy emphasis on counterjungling, counter-counter jungling, outfarming or at least denying their already low farm. And I'm sure I could do better at those things too.

I'm glad to play with anyone or outright receive help/advice my first skin, she's bae
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#95 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
so you walk up and use 1-2 spells on the creep wave, their wave gets pushed in to turret or he has to clear wave with spells so it resets
#18 - sparkyfetchest (09/24/2015) [-]
I've played Dota 2, I just can't stand the fact I feel like I'm playing a Warcraft 3 mod.
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#50 - metalbird (09/24/2015) [-]
such said you have implied the same thing to League since dota 2 and League have the same fucking layout and game play
>helicopter-ish view CHeck
> clicking for movements and shit Check
> some qwer and zxcv or some shit to use items or abilities check
> have jungle , creeps, characters with their roles, combos, etc check check check
>check mate go fuck urself
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#126 - sparkyfetchest (09/24/2015) [-]
HAHA I was referring to the graphic quality dipshit, eat a fucking dick faggot.
#137 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
>toxic check
>reported for toxicity in game? most likely check.
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#20 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
that would be because dota is a wc3 mod...
#21 - sparkyfetchest (09/24/2015) [-]
Oh, I know
#22 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
#15 - thegrinchgang (09/24/2015) [-]
Personally, I don't play that much Dota 2, as I'm not a fan of how the control of the game feels. But they do a lot of things I wish LOL had like character customization (more then just skins), announcer packs (I really want that Rick and Morty pack). Even MOBA has its positives and negatives, it's just all personal taste in the long run.
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#116 - thisisnotaname (09/24/2015) [-]
I play both and to be honest I fucking love that rick and morty pack. It's beautiful.
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#12 - qauronexoforce (09/24/2015) [-]
im sorry what
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#23 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
oh right, graves used to have a cigar but they removed it as it might "badly influence kids"
#61 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
Or it might be because the most updated artwork is used globally and you can't show tobacco in Chinese products? Same for spooky skeletons.
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#65 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
then do that for only the chinese servers? they do the exact same thing in dota, chinese client has no "artwork depicting death or skulls"
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#73 - bigjinfinity (09/24/2015) [-]
They took Bonerking out of all versions of dota tho.
#74 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
that was sadly because of some stupid shit they had with blizzard over copyright and shit
leoric and pudge i mean stitches are now in heroes of the pleb, pleb edition
if you think league is babby's first moba, then holy shit wait until you see HotS
#8 - thank you based poseidon 09/24/2015 on Οffensive compilation part 25 -1
#3 - oh /d/, home to the weirdest and most bizarre fetishes mankind…  [+] (30 new replies) 09/24/2015 on Meanwhile on /d/... +49
#44 - myjunk (09/25/2015) [-]
Maybe there's a reason why there's a closet for stuff like that
#39 - floran (09/24/2015) [-]
WOuld had been more fun if he made the doors look like giant assholes
#37 - friedgreenpomatoes (09/24/2015) [-]
Saw this on a /d/ humour thread.

When you can make the most /d/eviant of /d/eviants cringe, you have achieved maximum sperglordhood.
#32 - drakkonadarkwynd (09/24/2015) [-]
But this is from Reddit
#31 - quoterox (09/24/2015) [-]
First I thought vore was bad.

Now there's anal vore?

God is dead. He's been sucked into a butthole.
#46 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
Have you heard of unbirth? It's the same as vore, but with the vagina
#48 - quoterox (09/25/2015) [-]
Yes, and somehow, that's less weird.

Still bad, though.
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#26 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/24/2015) [-]
Holy fuck the commissioned art part jesus christ.
#22 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** That's not /d/ u faggot: that's aryion and that site is probably one of the most cringey boards on the internet.
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#23 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
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#18 - tomokowatamote (09/24/2015) [-]
Showing people your power level is one of the most autistic things you can do
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#17 - landartheconqueror (09/24/2015) [-]
this was... incredibly autistic
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#14 - nanako (09/24/2015) [-]
i dont think that has anything to do with /d/

that's some pure autism from DA or tumblr or something like it
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#21 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
the picture is from a lolz thread on /d/ because its related to weird fetishes which is kinda /d/'s thing...
the post in the picture is from DA though so you are in fact correct
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#12 - delio (09/24/2015) [-]
what the hell is anal vore?
>tfw to scared to look it up
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#16 - delio (09/24/2015) [-]
what the fuck.....
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#45 - nanako (09/25/2015) [-]
does that mean you went and looked it up?
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#15 - midgetbagel (09/24/2015) [-]
someone absorbing someone else in their entirety into their rectum
#11 - twoderrick (09/24/2015) [-]
read title.... stopped reading
#10 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Thank goodness, I though for a minute it was going to be about having sex in the missionary position... and solely for recreation.
#9 - scandalouszander (09/24/2015) [-]
i read the title
all i needed to see
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#8 - cuntism (09/24/2015) [-]
I try to be super tolerant. Everyone has their weird shit, so what, live and let live. But when these people do fucked up things like bring family members into their minds, it makes me just...weep.

How mentally damaged do you need to be to not realize that this is a completely fucking insane thing to do
#19 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
what if u were separated at birth and have basically lived 2 different lives on opposite sides of the world throughout your entire existence. and your sister is 10/10 when u finally meet her. and you didnt know u had a sister until you found her. and she was attracted to u before she found out u were her brother.

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#25 - cuntism (09/24/2015) [-]
Dude. My sister IS smoking. I don't wanna bang her though. And I doubt it's because she is my sister.

I have female friends that are hot. Sure I've banged some of em (shut up that's not my point) but there are some that I legitimately have never wanted to bang, because my mind just doesn't make that leap because of either our friendship or their relationship to other friends.

Years ago before I knew her my mate had this absolutely drop dead gorgeous girlfriend, and I mean just STUNNING, absolutely lovely girl too, and a lot of his mates did fancy her (some were not fucking subtle). But I just don't get those feelings for people.

But then again I've never had crushes. My feelings for people and their attractiveness has always been like, I either wanna bang them because I know it's a possibility, or I just think they're beautiful people but I don't develop sexual feelings. It's hard to explain
#20 - glayn (09/24/2015) [-]
I'm trying to decide how I feel about the relevancy of what you just said. So my answer to your question is yes.
#7 - protomanrulezz (09/24/2015) [-]
Jesus man...
#43 - myjunk (09/25/2015) [-]
You said it!
#6 - hoodini (09/24/2015) [-]
Saw the title, yet I still read it
#5 - innocentbabies (09/24/2015) [-]
That physically hurt to read.
#4 - lennylorenzo (09/24/2015) [-]
#14 - this is the future we chose  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2015 on Shitmeal +1
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#15 - thechosentroll (09/24/2015) [-]
Was I taking a shit during the vote, cause I sure as hell didn't choose this.
#4 - Baby: d-da me:daddy? are you trying to say daddy? Baby… 09/24/2015 on First Words +45
#2 - it takes me back to the clan meeting back in 2002 where we sha…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2015 on Golden Oreos > Black Oreos +10
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#19 - lejunkyfaceman (09/24/2015) [-]
underrated comment.
+1 lejunkyfaceman-points for you
#20 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
#13 - Picture 09/24/2015 on Yes +1
#59 - cute=/=hot im not complaining though  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2015 on Cute Asian Girls Comp +1
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#79 - willindor (09/24/2015) [-]
I know what you mean, puppies and kittens are cute but shouldn't be hot
#80 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
but a cat is fine too
#12 - >siding with the nords its almost like you enjoy taking…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2015 on Skyrim 0
#17 - blubblub (09/24/2015) [-]
Are you saying that Ulfric isn't a nord
#20 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
im saying hes a idiot, the only way skyrim is gonna have the slightest chance of defeating the thalmor is with the help of the imperials. setting loose a civil war and weakening skyrim as a whole isnt gonna do jack shit, besides if you go around the towns asking how everything is under stormcloak rule they all say its fucking awful.
have a random webm with my rant
#42 - Picture 09/24/2015 on Weird thing to get... -1
#166 - Picture 09/24/2015 on Monster Musume Guide Pt. 2 +9
#55 - Picture 09/24/2015 on Right in time 0
#90 - oh hey look its my face! 09/24/2015 on missile 0
#89 - i want science fiction where humans are on the top of the worl…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2015 on Thoughts 0
#116 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
implying the Sydney opera house benefits Aboriginals in any way shape or form and that our relationship with indigenous wasn't simply
"Hey cunts we shoot you and take yer kids oh shit you wan't em back mmkay but now your whole societies completely fucked have some diabetes thanks and if you end up abusing substances we're just gonna call you names and not actually help you!"
#42 - iron bull? the qun are born into whatever they are suppose… 09/24/2015 on I can't be the only one... 0
#9 - but... dragon age inquisition's cast is literally tumblr with …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2015 on I can't be the only one... +1
#15 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
The only tumbleresque character was the lesbian elf, and everyone hated her. If you think the gay mage was a tumblr character simply because he was gay, then you're just looking for shit to complain about. He was awesome.
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#42 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
iron bull?
the qun are born into whatever they are supposed to do their entire lives, and are super strict with it, you cant just "i want to be a baker" or "i want to be a warrior"
you got put into a caste and bam, youre stuck with that job for the rest of your life
but SOMEHOW they are completely fine and dandy with transsexuals?
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#11 - eggsontoast (09/23/2015) [-]
I can see your point.
#30 - >> #13 , my thoughts exactly 09/23/2015 on Tamen Fan art 1 +5
#76 - this is my third account so i cant really check, but im sure i… 09/23/2015 on What was your first comment... 0
#45 - my brain is mush 09/23/2015 on THUMBING NOW SHOWS OTHER SHIT 0
#3 - thanks i guess? but why? 09/23/2015 on Heron comp 0
#30 - oh and cant forget this classic 09/23/2015 on meanwhile in downing street +5
#29 - heh  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2015 on meanwhile in downing street +9
#30 - hypex (09/23/2015) [-]
oh and cant forget this classic
#38 - i didnt as for these feels  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2015 on Ouch 0
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#39 - godlessbastard (09/23/2015) [-]
Not to add fuel to the tire, but I even raised her mother as a pup, and then her

Everything ages my friend ... It'll only get worse from re on out he
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#199 - kingdaniel ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
What the ****, I've got you on Steam for some reason and I already saw you on Youtube twice.
Stop liking the stuff I like.
#200 to #199 - hypex (11/19/2015) [-]

you got my inactive user though, check out the working one i linked on the dead one's description
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#188 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
#189 to #188 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
#190 to #189 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Do you also live in trondheim?
#191 to #190 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
nope, molde :u
#192 to #191 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
#193 to #192 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
ka faen jævla trønderpakk
#194 to #193 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]


Our love can never be
#195 to #194 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
#196 to #195 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Forbidden love
#185 - thycupcake ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Pretty ******* gay
#186 to #185 - hypex (07/24/2015) [-]
no you
#187 to #186 - thycupcake ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Yah kinda
#180 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Dude, you know cisbattledroid? that ******** deleted your source comment on his content were he use the droids as censores. Can you help out a faggot in need?
#183 to #180 - hypex (05/12/2015) [-]
i just copied someone elses source on there seconds before it got deleted, sorry mate

and **** themed accounts
#178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah question*"**
**hellpwnage rolls _. All the cool kids are doing it.**
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#171 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!

Lets do this!
#172 to #171 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
#173 to #172 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
#174 to #173 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
where did you come from again?
#175 to #174 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
#176 to #175 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
sure why not
#181 to #176 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
oh besides. i want source on that one too pls
#182 to #181 - hypex (05/12/2015) [-]
after that image, youre not getting anything
#184 to #182 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
#177 to #176 - lilRican (04/01/2015) [-]
heres our fusion dance
heres our fusion dance
#168 - miia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
You up?
#169 to #168 - hypex (03/29/2015) [-]

#170 to #169 - miia ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
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