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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Youtube Channel: mrtonyantonsen
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, LoL, Css
Interests: Dota, dota 2, LoL, few selected animes
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:7/03/2014
Location:Norway most likely in a pile of dicks
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how the fuck did i get here oh god im not good with the computer

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#136 - **hypex rolls 76** **** you dubs 02/06/2014 on Skyrim Tips, Tricks and... 0
#135 - **hypex rolls 92** DONT FAIL ME NOW DUBS  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on Skyrim Tips, Tricks and... 0
#136 - hypex (02/06/2014) [-]
**hypex rolls 76** fuck you dubs
#569 - **hypex rolled user stadic ** Will you be my valentine? il… 02/06/2014 on Valentine on FJ (a prediction) +1
#28 - how bill nye keeps himself from slapping the everliving …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Just owned... +70
#89 - jaydarkwater (02/06/2014) [-]
Don't let him be an example of all of us, most Christians don't just ignore science.
#286 - hellsjester (02/06/2014) [-]
you mean i'm not the only christian who believes in evolution? I'M NOT ALONE
although after acting like this i probably am
#403 - jaydarkwater (02/06/2014) [-]
Interesting comment from someone of your username.
#57 - Medusa vs tiny  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Roles in a nutshell +11
#130 - nefarian (02/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - lizardon (02/05/2014) [-]
dota2 reference (Y)
#432 - well, 1. saying your opinion on FJ is like signing a death tre…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on Daft Punk, bitch +1
#436 - stimate (02/05/2014) [-]
There is not much I can do about it
#430 - oh **** ****** what the **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Daft Punk, bitch 0
#431 - stimate (02/05/2014) [-]
Posting my thoughts on FJ... I know, I know...
#432 - hypex (02/05/2014) [-]
well, 1. saying your opinion on FJ is like signing a death treaty
2. you dont like Daft punk, the fuck bruh
#436 - stimate (02/05/2014) [-]
There is not much I can do about it
#29 - But how do you know god IS real?  [+] (9 new replies) 02/04/2014 on - Clever Title - 0
User avatar #46 - joemoearigato (02/04/2014) [-]
Because the bible said so
User avatar #37 - Einsty (02/04/2014) [-]
How can God be real if mirrors are not real?
User avatar #51 - skubasteve (02/05/2014) [-]
How can mirrors not be real if you can see a mirror in a reflection of a mirror?
User avatar #55 - Einsty (02/05/2014) [-]
How can a reflection be real if you see it in place of a mirror?
User avatar #59 - skubasteve (02/05/2014) [-]
What happens if a mirror has nothing to reflect?
User avatar #60 - Einsty (02/05/2014) [-]
Will it show the other side?
User avatar #61 - skubasteve (02/05/2014) [-]
Possibly....but what if that is a mirror as well.
User avatar #69 - Einsty (02/05/2014) [-]
What if we were the mirrors all along. And we just see our own reflection.
User avatar #73 - skubasteve (02/05/2014) [-]
But if we were mirrors all along, are two way mirrors black holes?
#78 - How to have a bad time at LoL: 1. Join a game 2. wait …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Yeah thats about right. 0
#94 - akhar (02/05/2014) [-]
You forgot to point out that this is on the American servers, with the language set to bloody english.

Sooh-kah.
#77 - its like youve never played COD with voice chat on 02/04/2014 on Yeah thats about right. 0
#378 - The ****** got ******* uglier jesus … 02/04/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 11 0
#127 - is there a -400 level for content now too? 02/04/2014 on blue lava +2
#53 - **** i thought he meant that could be like bred a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Pokemon Lore #5 +2
User avatar #56 - infinitereaper (02/02/2014) [-]
Tis fine
#50 - Sorry to burst your bubble there mate, but highest Stat total …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Pokemon Lore #5 0
#52 - infinitereaper (02/02/2014) [-]
>The highest base stat total of any Pokémon that can hatch from an egg
>egg
#53 - hypex (02/02/2014) [-]
shit i thought he meant that could be like bred and shit
User avatar #56 - infinitereaper (02/02/2014) [-]
Tis fine
#76 - Although this is meant to make you look like a "sir"… 02/01/2014 on the 5 million posts!! 0
#11 - Picture 01/31/2014 on With jews, we lose 0
#13 - mfw trying to take aggro off of some retarded hunter in instan…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/31/2014 on WoW +16
#24 - whyunofeellucky (01/31/2014) [-]
I never understood why tanks were so grumpy, until I tried tanking myself.
Now I am ever so considerate when I am on my hunter.
User avatar #99 - funnyjunkianonetwo (02/01/2014) [-]
Tanking is my favorite thing, but I fucking can't stand doing it. I ended up typing "Tank pulls." in chat so much that I just made a macro for it. Dark Apotheosis makes me cry.
User avatar #116 - djaelxs (02/01/2014) [-]
I played demo warlock for a while, and whenever I got a retarded as fuck tank... Because of how well geared I was, I slipped into DA and tanked for his dumb ass.
It was glorious.
#16 - zekit (01/31/2014) [-]
god i hate hunters who do that so much
User avatar #18 - sketchE (01/31/2014) [-]
shouldnt the hunters pet be taking the aggro or did they take that away too
#19 - zekit (01/31/2014) [-]
they do i'm a tank so it's really irritating
User avatar #20 - sketchE (01/31/2014) [-]
oh so the pet draws the aggro away from you? then i guess bringing one into a dungeon isnt a good idea
#21 - zekit (01/31/2014) [-]
yea exactly.
User avatar #22 - sketchE (01/31/2014) [-]
got it i only got to level 20 back before burning crusade then when i tried playing again recently it was completely different and i was sad
#23 - zekit (01/31/2014) [-]
it's changed quite i bit because i didn't play during cata so when i came to play pandaria it was a bit of an adjustment
User avatar #25 - sketchE (01/31/2014) [-]
i miss when i could go on my own because i had my pet drawing aggro but we could bounce a mob back and forth in melee. i miss hunters being more than ranged fighters
#26 - zekit (01/31/2014) [-]
i only played one up till burning crusade so i don't have much feelings for hunters
User avatar #27 - sketchE (01/31/2014) [-]
it was my favorite class when i first played. i had a raptor and duel wielded fist weapons. sure not the most effective but it was fun as hell
#28 - zekit (01/31/2014) [-]
i liked it better when i felt rewarded for gaining a level unlike now, it's just too easy to get to max level
User avatar #29 - sketchE (01/31/2014) [-]
yeah i got to 20 in like 3 days as opposed to it taking me months when i first got it. i never played it a ton so finally hitting that point was nice
#11 - this ones for you peanutbitter  [+] (6 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Taste of /b/ +63
User avatar #19 - spazzin (01/31/2014) [-]
You guys are running this into the ground

in;b4 red thumbs
#21 - thechosentroll (01/31/2014) [-]
So, what you're saying is that we've turned it into shit?
#25 - spazzin (01/31/2014) [-]
God damnit
#32 - lamarisagoodname (01/31/2014) [-]
you'll never win

he got brown text for god's sake, if that's not side obliteratingly funny I don't know what is
#26 - thechosentroll (01/31/2014) [-]
#9 - im so not sorry for this 01/31/2014 on Taste of /b/ +6
#8 - hue 01/31/2014 on Taste of /b/ +5
#4 - >"Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" … 01/31/2014 on dont have a rack attack 0
#10 - nah, was thinking chickins and cats  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on Meowls 0
User avatar #11 - unlithe (01/31/2014) [-]
that wouldn't be too different from meowls.
#8 - Can we cross them with chickins next? anyone good enough on ph…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Meowls 0
User avatar #9 - unlithe (01/31/2014) [-]
bats? (bear cats)
#10 - hypex (01/31/2014) [-]
nah, was thinking chickins and cats
User avatar #11 - unlithe (01/31/2014) [-]
that wouldn't be too different from meowls.
#9 - what a ****** who the **** gets a al…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Everyone 0
User avatar #15 - bitchitroll (01/31/2014) [-]
people with money that dont know shit about the product they are buying
User avatar #16 - redragond (01/31/2014) [-]
whats wrong with alienware, i know they are expensive but i see the specs they have and they are good computers im not trying to defend it, i honesly have no idea, and yes i would be those people who dont know what they are buying but i dont have any money
User avatar #17 - bitchitroll (01/31/2014) [-]
50% price 50% the people who own them. my friend got an alienware that cost double what my asus does and my asus has better specs than his alienware. in my experience the people you see out in public with alienware usually have some sort of super custom laptop and try to shit on every other laptop because you cant pay way to much for a keyboard with color changing lights. before my cousin got out of the computer repair business he would let me play around with the laptops people brought it before he gave them back. one alienware that came in spec wise was on the same level as a toshiba satellite but the guy spent a fuck ton on all the custom things that dont matter if you cant do much more than play minecraft.

tl;dr they are good but the price and the people who think alienware is better than every other computer because of lights in the keyboard have ruined the name
User avatar #22 - redragond (01/31/2014) [-]
ah thank you, that was basically what i thought, just wanted to be sure
#25 - Fixed it 01/31/2014 on We've all been there +1
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User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it ****** ?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... ****** !
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon ******
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f ******
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous ****** of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and *******
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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