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hypex

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Gender: male
Age: 70
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:7/07/2015
Location:NOREG
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Content Ranking:#1216
Comment Ranking:#699
Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#65
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Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:6
Content Views:693958
Times Content Favorited:1596 times
Total Comments Made:5974
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Favorite Tags: nigger (7) | niggers (7) | Dota 2 (4) | dota (2) | hon (2) | smite (2) | spongebob (2) | tumblr (2)
I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#37 - i love lightning spells, but they are **** against anyt…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on Tag 0
User avatar #38 - gearshift (05/25/2015) [-]
The master level spell is way better then the master levels for frost or fire

Doesnt kill every civilian around you either
#123 - it completely baffles me how far humanity has come, we can now… 05/25/2015 on Brain Parasite +38
#33 - wat fire damage is the single most OP thing in the game, i…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Tag 0
User avatar #36 - gearshift (05/25/2015) [-]
>not using glorious lightning spells
>not using lightning beam thingy every encounter
>not naming your character Zeus and make him slaughter every city and town

Lol, scrubs.
#37 - hypex (05/25/2015) [-]
i love lightning spells, but they are shit against anything that isnt mages ;_;
User avatar #38 - gearshift (05/25/2015) [-]
The master level spell is way better then the master levels for frost or fire

Doesnt kill every civilian around you either
#19 - Picture 05/25/2015 on Homework 0
#207 - im 1.86 (6.1 for you americans) 05/25/2015 on Small fats and larger fats? 0
#20 - mage is love mage is life pros of playing mage: …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Tag +4
#32 - anon (05/25/2015) [-]
Your spells' damage doesn't scale with your level, so you end up underpowered at really high levels.
User avatar #39 - nexuslament (05/26/2015) [-]
I recommend "handy magic balanced" and the amazing race tweaks mods. it really helps your magic scale up with its experience level.And the bonus perks from ART are a big help.
User avatar #33 - hypex (05/25/2015) [-]
wat
fire damage is the single most OP thing in the game, if you couple that with enchanting to get you ridiculously low casting cost it doesnt matter if your fireballs do 20 damage when you toss half a billion of the sodding things
User avatar #36 - gearshift (05/25/2015) [-]
>not using glorious lightning spells
>not using lightning beam thingy every encounter
>not naming your character Zeus and make him slaughter every city and town

Lol, scrubs.
#37 - hypex (05/25/2015) [-]
i love lightning spells, but they are shit against anything that isnt mages ;_;
User avatar #38 - gearshift (05/25/2015) [-]
The master level spell is way better then the master levels for frost or fire

Doesnt kill every civilian around you either
User avatar #21 - gearshift (05/25/2015) [-]
I made a character who has no offensive capabilities. I have the aft follower mod that allows me to have up to 30 followers and recruit anyone as a follower, as well as adjust their stats and fighting style.

Basically my character goes around recruiting npcs that he deems worthy, and uses restoration, alteration and illusion spells in combat. He also forges and enchants equipment for his followers And uses shouts in extreme situations.

Sounds boring but its just incredible to initiate combat and watch a barrage of magic and arrows and shit come from behind you to destroy whatever youre facing, and then a horde of your fighters just run out from behind you to finish the job.
#328 - Picture 05/25/2015 on Heard that you were talkin... +1
#182 - i have a 146 IQ, and i neglect mentioning it in any circumstan…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on Smarter than you white guys... +1
#188 - autoxx (05/25/2015) [-]
It helps if you can specialize.
I happen to be good at problem solving so I get to design and fabricate whatever silly idea that passes between my ears.
So far I'm not making any money at it but it is a PILE of fun.
I designed;
A gasification stove that burns "smoke" instead of wood (very efficient, completely passive, and inherently safe) There are 40 in the 2nd shop, ready for sale lol.
A 3D printer that gets around all of the issues with prints not "sticking", It doesn't need any raft, even for slim/tall parts.
A 3.2W handheld laser with 100% duty cycle. It won't overheat like others (even lower powered lasers) do. *One friend lit candles in his basement for 45 minutes straight while everyone else was having fun at his party.
Light, breathable, yet highly puncture resistant clothing. It's saved my butt a couple of times when I screw up a stunt on the sportbike. *It doesn't skid well (too "sticky") but if you roll it keeps you from getting banged up.
An exceptionally strong, rigid yet light hexacopter frame, one has hit the ground several times and it only needed a new arm piece (3D printed) once. *29lb lift capacity too, so it isn't small...*
There are a ton of other things but those ones are in the last 6 months.
#22 - >not using MSE and common sense it tells you to ru…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on Avast is doing it right +2
#30 - sweetellie (05/25/2015) [-]
once a month? Shit I do it once a week, is that too much? technically it's windows defender rather than mse but they're pretty much the same
#157 - im fat im REALLY fat 120 kg to be exact fat a…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Small fats and larger fats? +1
#191 - tyroneisanigger (05/25/2015) [-]
Not obese, so that's good friend. Also I'd like to know height because that can be considered normal if you are 6'5 or above.
User avatar #207 - hypex (05/25/2015) [-]
im 1.86 (6.1 for you americans)
User avatar #180 - epicalania (05/25/2015) [-]
Fat acceptance should be that you're fat and you aren't deluding yourself otherwise, so it's none of our business (unless we know you and are trying to help as someone who cares about you or something but I think that should always be allow people who care about you giving you their opinion to try to help you, regardless of anything ).

What it is now is "fat is healthy, fat is bootyfull", which is retarded, (I think) patronising to people who are trying to get healthy I'll try to find ti again but I remember there was a tumblr post where someone actually fucking told someone to stop losing weight because it was triggering or something I have never hated another person more than that fat shit, not even the bully who literally sat on me when I was a kid .
#124 - Actual tips for playing against annie: 1. build a sin…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Backpedaling Comp #1 0
User avatar #129 - genericnickname (05/25/2015) [-]
I don't think you know what a good Annie is.
#137 - voxseppo (05/25/2015) [-]
This is a good Annie.
#143 - baronvonhuckle (05/25/2015) [-]
That hair...dem legs...
User avatar #146 - voxseppo (05/25/2015) [-]
I know right.
#613 - this is my best one 05/25/2015 on GIF thread? 0
#612 - Picture 05/25/2015 on GIF thread? 0
#611 - Picture 05/25/2015 on GIF thread? 0
#610 - Picture 05/25/2015 on GIF thread? +2
#3 - speaking of gravity... dont worry, theyre not going anywhere  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2015 on FREEDOM CARES NOT FOR GRAVITY! +22
#37 - leedledee (05/25/2015) [-]
Ugh.... that's top grade anus-clenching cringe.
User avatar #12 - rakogoki (05/25/2015) [-]
are those really tiny or is it just one of those mind fucky tilt shift things?
#9 - xenriath (05/25/2015) [-]
#8 - xenriath has deleted their comment.
#7 - wietepiet (05/25/2015) [-]
This picture makes me feel more uncomfortable and uneasy than all the cringe compilations. Why must you do this to me
#6 - shiftyscent (05/25/2015) [-]
#5 - itsapie (05/25/2015) [-]
**itsapie used "*roll picture*"**
**itsapie rolled image** Why?
#69 - Thrashran is literally protoss deathball 2.0 05/24/2015 on Pizza +3
#28 - what kind of disgusting Trollmobile pleb goes alliance?  [+] (21 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Pizza +26
#114 - miasimon (05/24/2015) [-]
I respect anybody who goes ally... I mean, without them, who are we going to kill in BGs?
User avatar #100 - riayl (05/24/2015) [-]
As a male undead hunter, even I agree with Vol'Jin as warchief. Sylvannas just doesn't have the reputation with the rest of the Horde to take control.

My character is completely function over form. Hunters often get the shittiest looking armor, and half the time stealing transmog gear from shamans is all we have. Plate has cool gauntlets and such, leather has rogue and druid happiness, and clothies have dresses to cover up stuff.

Undead are the best race, but because of their models and posture, pretty much any armor looks like crap on us. Boots are ruined because of bony toes. Pants are ruined by bony knees. Gloves are ruined by bony fingers. Bracers are invisible because of bony elbows. Chest, shirt, tabard, and belt are ruined by posture. Shoulders are too far forward and angled together. Cape has a spine splitting it in half.

So I have to deal with looking like shit but performing adequately well.
#93 - lordsepulchure (05/24/2015) [-]
I played wow for a few months. Had to play an Alliance race because that's what my friend and his buddies were playing.

Mfw I'm a necromancer fanatic and undead was the only race that really interested me.
User avatar #92 - pwnagraphy (05/24/2015) [-]
I just wanted to play Worgen once
I don't actually play, I used to play at my cousins since he was incredibly hyped about it










































Death knights were cool
User avatar #73 - hiukuss (05/24/2015) [-]
LOK'TAR OGAR!
#57 - KBD (05/24/2015) [-]
Honestly I main horde 9/10 toons, only a couple ally as of recently because

A) I pvp
B) That human welfare trink 2 OP
C) Horde loses Trashran like nobody's fucking business.
User avatar #88 - tylosaurus (05/24/2015) [-]
Human welfare trinket?
#95 - belz (05/24/2015) [-]
the active racial trait thingy that removes stuns just like the PVP trinket
User avatar #96 - tylosaurus (05/24/2015) [-]
Oh, that's cray.
#69 - hypex (05/24/2015) [-]
Thrashran is literally protoss deathball 2.0
User avatar #48 - syntheticdoll (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm horde but mostly for friends, otherwise I would love to play a draenei, they're hot!
#33 - lordraine (05/24/2015) [-]
The kind who don't want to hang out with all the edgy fourteen year olds.
#30 - dexorf (05/24/2015) [-]
Mainly those who don't want to take part in some stupid and barbaric shit.
User avatar #47 - syntheticdoll (05/24/2015) [-]
But stupid barbaric shit is fun...
#50 - dexorf (05/24/2015) [-]
Well, actually, i don't find limiting yourself to only one faction too smart. I enjoy playing both alliance and horde.
User avatar #52 - syntheticdoll (05/24/2015) [-]
I have a night elf hunter but i'm too poor to change her to draenei and i'm too lazy to level and gear another character.
#54 - dexorf (05/24/2015) [-]
Heh. Where do you play?
User avatar #152 - syntheticdoll (05/25/2015) [-]
EU-Ragnaros
User avatar #29 - thechosentroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Dere be only one race in WoW you'd call a master race, mon.
#56 - trollmobile (05/24/2015) [-]
you'd better pray the earth mother protects you, puny creature.
User avatar #45 - ravhasin (05/24/2015) [-]
Whatcha doin', mon?


Trolls are goddamn best
#3 - nice title OP 05/23/2015 on moon man moon man can't you... +1
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#419 - its my birthday today, and as per usual birthday tradition ive… 05/23/2015 on Friday Night Feels Thread +1
#87 - >EATING BETTER 05/23/2015 on nature doesn't fuck around 0
#324 - Picture 05/23/2015 on Dickbutt complete +3
#158 - do it faggot 05/23/2015 on (untitled) 0

Comments(182):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#78 - hypex ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#180 - johrny ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Dude, you know cisbattledroid? that ******** deleted your source comment on his content were he use the droids as censores. Can you help out a faggot in need?
User avatar #183 to #180 - hypex ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
i just copied someone elses source on there seconds before it got deleted, sorry mate


and **** themed accounts
#178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah question*"**
**hellpwnage rolls _. All the cool kids are doing it.**
#179 to #178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah answer*"**
**hellpwnage rolls A great big floppy donkey dick.**
#171 - lilRican ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!   
   
Lets do this!
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!

Lets do this!
#172 to #171 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
IM READY
#174 to #173 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
where did you come from again?
where did you come from again?
#175 to #174 - lilRican ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
#176 to #175 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
sure why not
#181 to #176 - johrny ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
oh besides. i want source on that one too pls
User avatar #182 to #181 - hypex ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
after that image, youre not getting anything
#184 to #182 - johrny ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Please!
Please!
#177 to #176 - lilRican ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
heres our fusion dance
heres our fusion dance
#168 - miia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
You up?
#169 to #168 - hypex ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
yes
yes


#170 to #169 - miia ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
#160 - grendesh ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Hiiiiii~
#161 to #160 - hypex ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
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#162 to #161 - grendesh ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
DON'T TEST ME SON!
#163 to #162 - hypex ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #158 - Sperit (03/08/2015) [-]
You are cool
User avatar #159 to #158 - hypex ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
i am? i had no idea
#133 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Only 1 			****		. Fukin srub.
Only 1 **** . Fukin srub.
User avatar #152 to #133 - hypex ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
its 4 now ******
User avatar #153 to #152 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
******* perv posting ****
#154 to #153 - hypex ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
awwwwwww yisss
awwwwwww yisss
#132 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you'rr taking it up the bum
#129 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
I said I'd be here, ****** .
User avatar #134 to #129 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Where?
User avatar #135 to #134 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Here.
User avatar #136 to #135 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Makes sense.
#137 to #136 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Indeed.
Indeed.
#139 to #138 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Random maybe awful joke?
#141 to #140 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
I feel a weird vibe here, man...
#142 to #141 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
No such things happening over here...
#143 to #142 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
What if I wanna suck boobs?
What if I wanna suck boobs?
#145 to #144 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
#147 to #146 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Sorry. A little typo there in my interests. They should not be flat.
#148 to #147 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
So sporty tomboy size. I can get behind that. In more ways than 1. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#149 to #148 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like  as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes.  Front is great too.   GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes. Front is great too. GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
#150 to #149 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh well. Time to sleep. It's your fault if I get tomboy dreams now. ty
also
Red alert 3 was funf
User avatar #151 to #150 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Tomboy dreams are best dreams. u welcum
Ayyyy! Still play RA2 sometimes online. Taking a break from it nowadays tho.

Good night. Swet dreams.
#130 to #129 - hypex ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
you real human bean you
you real human bean you
#131 to #130 - rejakted (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
#128 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
User avatar #155 to #128 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
hi
#156 to #155 - havockwzy ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
User avatar #157 to #156 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Deep plot animemes
#111 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#112 to #111 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
A REAL BEAN?
#113 to #112 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
you betcha
#114 to #113 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2* sweet
User avatar #120 to #115 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Yeah the new rolling system takes some getting used to.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
User avatar #124 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh hello, where did you come from? o:
#117 to #115 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**havockwzy rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
#121 to #117 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****hypex rolls 89**
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hypex rolls 89**
#122 to #121 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**havockwzy rolls 21**

you were so close, yet so far
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#118 to #116 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
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#119 to #118 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#107 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
this is the new ******** central!
#108 to #107 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#109 to #108 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
le epic maymays
#110 to #109 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
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#102 to #101 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
#104 to #103 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Great!
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#164 to #100 - hypex ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
WHO HAS TO STEP UP THEIR GAME NOW?
User avatar #165 to #164 - maxismahname (03/20/2015) [-]
We both ****** up didn't we lol. I haven't been going on FJ much trying to get platinum on Far Cry 4, plus GTA heists, I'm still obsessed with this site
#166 to #165 - hypex ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
same boat as you, lots of dota and WoW lately
#98 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#89 to #88 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
...
#90 to #89 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
#80 to #79 - hypex ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
hi
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