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hypex    

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hypex Avatar Level 313 Comments: Wizard
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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Youtube Channel: mrtonyantonsen
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, LoL, Css
Interests: Dota, dota 2, LoL, few selected animes
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:8/20/2014
Location:Norway most likely in a pile of dicks
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how the fuck did i get here oh god im not good with the computer

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#104 - before makeup = best friend/girlfriend material after make…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Incredible Power of Makeup +36
#168 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
before makeup = would not talk to
after makeup = would talk to

Just because youre gay doesnt mean you should ruin it for the rest of us
#123 - Harkonnen (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #134 - spceinvdr (05/25/2014) [-]
die
#108 - matuemco (05/25/2014) [-]
#106 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
Idk if im weird, but i find those without makeup more sexy. Idk, they just feel more natural. For me little make up on girls is fine, but after some point they start to look like plastic dolls/ fake.
#163 - Harkonnen (05/25/2014) [-]
fggt
#31 - how dare you stand where he stood? 05/25/2014 on It's so cool! +3
#30 - science? madness? 05/25/2014 on It's so cool! 0
#23 - Picture 05/25/2014 on Don't touch +3
#72 - your username is fitting 05/25/2014 on Why I never get laid +3
#30 - "youre attacked by a rock golem! what do you do?" … 05/25/2014 on More Out of Context DND quotes +1
#39 - >having to look at the keys when youre typing …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2014 on I wanna be the very best +52
#47 - jonball (05/25/2014) [-]
i can type without looking at the keyboard... it's just that i type with two fingers and i will miss a lot of keys if i don't look..
so its easier to look at the keyboard to prevent to have to use the backspace button every god damn word.
i have used a computer my whole life and still cant type with more than 2 fingers...
#58 - ainise (05/25/2014) [-]
Pretty much every keyboard has little nudges or small bars on the f and j keys, to make sure your hands are on home row. I personally rest my hands on awerjip' but I've heard that helps a lot of people.
#88 - jonball (05/25/2014) [-]
yeah i do know what they are for.
I like how this was downthumb worthy, but a ''unpopular'' opinion can give you frontpage
#33 - "We found your /d/ folder"  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on b folder +18
User avatar #53 - makotoitou (05/25/2014) [-]
ALL OF THEM!?
User avatar #51 - Kadzait (05/25/2014) [-]
Oh god please no.
For those who aren't aware, /d/ is 4chan's hentai/alternative board, its basically fucked up drawn fetish porn.
#22 - Picture 05/25/2014 on The summoning +3
#38 - OH **** PIKACHU HELP ME  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on MAKE UP YOUR MIND +5
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#35 - i have a mask if that counts?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2014 on MAKE UP YOUR MIND +2
#36 - mankey (05/23/2014) [-]
It'll do.
#38 - hypex (05/23/2014) [-]
OH SHIT PIKACHU HELP ME
#45 - evilredmuffin (05/23/2014) [-]
#31 - now before any of you little ***** starts being &…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/23/2014 on MAKE UP YOUR MIND +9
#33 - mankey (05/23/2014) [-]
You don't happen to have a hat do you?
#35 - hypex (05/23/2014) [-]
i have a mask if that counts?
#36 - mankey (05/23/2014) [-]
It'll do.
#38 - hypex (05/23/2014) [-]
OH SHIT PIKACHU HELP ME
#45 - evilredmuffin (05/23/2014) [-]
#18 - that wouldnt be so hard to create, all i would need is access … 05/23/2014 on magneto boots +2
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#53 - ohhitheree (06/14/2014) [-]
I love how the picture you used is to show disgust of furries is from an anime with a person who turns into a cat.
#50 - theguniaofdoom (06/01/2014) [-]
Do I smell... Heresy!? Bait
#21 - Picture 05/23/2014 on Sex face (insert here) 0
#101 - OH NOES D: 05/23/2014 on Days of Future Past 0
#62 - Picture 05/22/2014 on Purr!! +3
#3 - or is it? 05/22/2014 on Comma need here +5
#17 - ok some heads up **** for anyone wanting to read …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Funny because shes fat +28
User avatar #26 - hermaeousmora (05/22/2014) [-]
Is there a pill for stupidity tolerance I can take so I can keep reading this shit?
#27 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/22/2014) [-]
#9 - Picture 05/22/2014 on lol +4
#10 - poison arrows lots of them stand in the middle of the … 05/22/2014 on Legend of Dark Souls 0
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User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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