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Video Games Played: Dota 2, LoL, Css
Interests: Dota, dota 2, LoL, few selected animes
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:7/22/2014
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#11 - Comment deleted 02/21/2014 on Cheeseburgers +1
#29 - hes hot  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on Tryce cyrus +2
User avatar #31 - crowd (02/21/2014) [-]
He looks like an anorexic female
#67 - Picture 02/21/2014 on Top Beta +2
#62 - I can fap to this 02/20/2014 on ;^; -2
#212 - why do "all" women get really pissed when guys call …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on how not to quit your job +3
#231 - fused (02/21/2014) [-]
Amen Bruh
#28 - oh you 02/17/2014 on oh hawk 0
#26 - Shes like that because Hawke is probably the smuggest piece of…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2014 on oh hawk +3
User avatar #27 - Hawke (02/17/2014) [-]
no u
#28 - hypex (02/17/2014) [-]
oh you
#30 - Comment deleted 02/15/2014 on Girl hijacks bf's fb after... +9
#65 - 2spoopy 02/15/2014 on She's not there. 0
#31 - oh bby  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on Mountain Climbing +4
#32 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
Take me I'm yours
#28 - its k, in this world of linguistics, language, catastrophic ca…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Mountain Climbing +5
#30 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
You're such a sweetheart <3
#31 - hypex (02/13/2014) [-]
oh bby
#32 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
Take me I'm yours
#27 - ok time for some learning about fun here bitches do this t…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Mountain Climbing +61
User avatar #113 - cedrock (02/13/2014) [-]
11. Something about prophet.
User avatar #139 - frankhh (02/13/2014) [-]
Is that a nanosuit reference? Because that's a damn good one
User avatar #149 - cedrock (02/13/2014) [-]
Yes, yes it is I actually meant "Nature's Prophet" from DotA because he used a Dota picture
User avatar #74 - knightmrku (02/13/2014) [-]
I hate to be a buzzkill but you can't do that anymore. They fixed the restoration potion glitch, and there's an armor cap. I just made my upgraded armor with 95% destruction and conjuration spell cost decrease.
User avatar #73 - hoffmeisterh (02/13/2014) [-]
There is an armor cap somewhere below 1000 so there's no point in having a potion that makes it that high.
I also believe that the punching damage bonus is capped at initial armor value of the gauntlets.
Still a fun way to play though.
#47 - bibbity (02/13/2014) [-]
I literally just started a new punchcat run today, so your comment was highly amusing. Have a thumb.
User avatar #62 - chimpaflimp (02/13/2014) [-]
Punchcat? A fellow Captain Fluke fan?
#24 - most FUN combo of skills that ive done though is 2 handed and …  [+] (12 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Mountain Climbing +28
#25 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
I always like being a glass cannon in rpg games. Going in hard and risking immediate death is just more fun to me than wearing heavy armor and having to wear each other down.
#42 - imoriginalposter (02/13/2014) [-]
Mine is always an Stealth Mage Thingy, Illusion, sneak, and it makes melee stealth a breeze, getting there is the hard part but once you get invisibility the game is officially over for anyone thats not you.
#46 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
I know a lot of people didn't like how Skyrim was dumbed down from an rpg standpoint, but I loved that they fixed the leveling system. If you haven't played Oblivion, literally the best way to play the game is just to never level up. The only thing I miss is the spell creator. You could craft your own spells and modify damage, range and duration, and it'd spill out a gold cost to learn it and a mana cost to cast it.
User avatar #134 - admiralen (02/13/2014) [-]
i made a spell called sorcerism that did everything at max, it healed them, damaged them, enraged and frenzied them while calming them, it did absolutely fucking nothing in the end though
#48 - imoriginalposter (02/13/2014) [-]
What they did to skyrim was drop the bloated RPG stat bullshit in favor of making an actual ROLE playing game. It's not about the traditional RPG idea of MUST LVL UP! It's about exploring a world and seeking adventure and glory. I was swimming off the coast of winterhelm after running from a bear as since I was out of mana, I swim my ass all the way to dawnstar, halfway there I find on the beach a tent, a sweetroll, and two beds sprinkled with rosepetals. I wouldn't have minded had I not just finished a quest about a creepy ass old man who kidnaps women, kills them, and has sex with the draugr/ghost afterwards.
#50 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
The point of stat systems in rpgs is to create unique characters every time, that you have to tailor to suit a role. I agree with you though, Morrowwind and Oblivion were fun, but broken.
#52 - imoriginalposter (02/13/2014) [-]
False, the point of stat systems in RPG's was to give an element of actual gameplay to them, it's a carry over from the oldschool P&P RPGs it's an outdated concept just like lives and Passwords. While they have their place, it's not what defines a genre. If morrowind couldn't have real time combat, it was essentally turnbased where the turns where based on how fast you could swing

1. Swing weapon
2. Check for damage
3. Apply damage
4. Repeat

Since they couldnt do what they did with Oblivion and skyrim do to the limitations, they went with what they had available, and it sucked. But the world and storytelling made up for it, along with a bit of the players imagination.
#26 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
Role playing game games.
#28 - hypex (02/13/2014) [-]
its k, in this world of linguistics, language, catastrophic calamities and other hard words i wont type out its okay to fail now and then
#30 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
You're such a sweetheart <3
#31 - hypex (02/13/2014) [-]
oh bby
#32 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
Take me I'm yours
#21 - Skyrim combat leveling in a nutshell destruction mage…  [+] (55 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Mountain Climbing +192
#147 - cagetheelophant (02/13/2014) [-]
You forgot buzz lightyear class. Use heavy armor and destruction.
When you're out of mana it's more forgiving to fall back to another weapon
past level 50 you have 100 reduced destruction and healing cost from enchanted daedric armor.
Then the game becomes a joke on master.
User avatar #146 - decayingapple (02/13/2014) [-]
Sneaky Stabby Guy needs more quicksave and load.
#141 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
Enchanter-alchemist. Spend hours making potions that increase enchanting and hours making gear that improves alchemy. Until finaly you make an iron dagger with a fire enhancement that deals 100000k dmg and poisons dealing twice that amount
User avatar #130 - sodaberg (02/13/2014) [-]
I don't bother levelling combat in skyrim, I just prey on vulnerable women
#129 - thecrayzeeman (02/13/2014) [-]
>Get Chillrend
>Get shitloads of soul gems
>Win by default

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User avatar #122 - zorororonoa (02/13/2014) [-]
You missed the guy who maxes alchemy, enchanting, and smithing and resto loops to become a divine like talos
User avatar #121 - pokemonstheshiz (02/13/2014) [-]
I go with Conjuration, one handed, and heavy armor. You got the pieces but it's a different thing all together.
Conjuration's really easy to level up, just summon a creature to follow you and keep summoning bound sword. The sword lasts a limited amount of time, but as you keep increasing your conjuration and one handed it lasts longer and becomes stronger than any other sword you find. And while you're leveling this up, you aren't hurt for shit. By the time I got to Winterhold I could dual-conjure dremora and heavy armor weighed nothing, so I just shitted on everything.
User avatar #115 - thinegame (02/13/2014) [-]
punchy taily guy
#114 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
Dual wielding blades becomes stupidly OP once you get that spinning auto-attack. One of those and a couple of regular attacks instakills dragons.
User avatar #112 - starcrotch (02/13/2014) [-]
I made my guy dual weild, two deadric swords. I have all my armor hoghly enchanted for increasing one hand damage. I think he does really well. I haven't been shat on by anything yet.
User avatar #97 - nightroller (02/13/2014) [-]
1 Handed + Healing
#90 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
alchemy: +10 smithing
smithing: +10 enchant
enchant: +10 alchemy

the definition of balance
#87 - dawdawdwa (02/13/2014) [-]
1. max out sneak
2. slaughter entire country from the shadows
3. ???
4. profit
User avatar #93 - vatra (02/13/2014) [-]
Isn't that just a combination of the second and third one?
User avatar #100 - dawdawdwa (02/13/2014) [-]
Not necessarily. I used bow only.
User avatar #137 - jfbyers (02/13/2014) [-]
i use both. shit, you can get over 1800 damage with the blade of woe with the right attributes/armor
User avatar #142 - dawdawdwa (02/13/2014) [-]
Armor?
Real men ride naked into battle!
User avatar #104 - vatra (02/13/2014) [-]
I like to do this too. My sneak is maxed and my archery is pretty up there, but I still use other weapons for fun. It gets a little boring when one shot in the dark kills every enemy, I've cleared dungeons with losing one of two arrows and never once being seen.
#86 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
lrn2 -100% destruction magic cost
User avatar #82 - rplix (02/13/2014) [-]
I always tended to lean towards sneaky archer and sneaky stabby guy.
User avatar #81 - sackit (02/13/2014) [-]
What, no in 2 handed you smith untill you are level 12-25 and then you go out killing wolfs nad to missions
#77 - kanyesfishsticks (02/13/2014) [-]
You're not using dual one handed correctly, I killed Alduin in about 3 flurries. You can deal absurd amounts of damage if you have a dagger in the left hand, and a mace in the right. For some reason, the left hand dictates how fast your flurry is, so you need to put a dagger in that hand. I like to use a mace in my right hand because with the right perks it ignores armor.

For the destruction mage, if you use the right enchantments, you use zero mana when you cast destruction spells. It makes you a beast.
#69 - superoldbadgertwo (02/13/2014) [-]
Missed out unarmed brawler man.
#72 - lunchtablemafia (02/13/2014) [-]
Super Fisting Massive Pussy Man: Khajiit has pretty much the best earlygame weapon built into his fucking hands, level heavy armor, grind smithing until you have daedric or dragonbone cuz the gauntlets are cooler, boom baby skyrim's done, go level alteration and play basketball with cabbages.
User avatar #61 - psykobear (02/13/2014) [-]
That's why you do more than one of these. If you focus on one skill, you're playing it wrong.

Also:
Destruction Mage: Make it so you don't run out of mana or adopt a melee weapon as well.
Sneaky Archer: Enemies that move fast and/or find you fast make it more difficult, it's not overpowered.
Assassin: Hard, next to impossible, to backstab a Troll, Sabertooth, or any enemy with his face toward the direction you are coming from.
2-handed plate warrior: Of course you're gonna potion chug. If you tank hits, you're gonna take damage. If you don't have resto, you're gonna use potions.
1-handed/shield: Shield perks can make it block mages, but seriously, out-run mages and/or use natural cover until you are close. Up close, you fuck their shit.
Summoner: Choose a weapon style and summon a weapon.
Healer: Just... just a healer? No attack? Well then you're asking to die.
Speech to avoid shit: A bard is one of the funnest characters there is, but it's not a main attack style. You could run from enemies with a high stamina pool, which could be fun.
Dual 1-handed: The dual-wielding weapons in Skyrim is shit until you get the right perk, so I'll give you that one.

The ones you claimed are too easy, just bump up the difficulty. Everything is easy on Novice. The ones you claimed are too hard, that's because you have to multiclass. Going straight summoner is stupid. Going summoner with one hand weapons that you summon and restoration is more formidable. Choosing only one skill tree is suicide.
User avatar #59 - deathpwn (02/13/2014) [-]
Spell sword master race, grab that one shield that can block spells, some healing and armor magic, and some armor (heavy or light) and you're good to go
User avatar #56 - ratbag (02/13/2014) [-]
"Fuck mages"

Yeah I found that until I got the staff of Magnus, seriously,its the shit, I normally spray a Mage with it and change to a sword and fuck them over because mages don't usually have strong weapons

(If anyone's wondering the staff of Magnus takes away 20 points of magic a second)
#54 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
Oh man
you don't use armour spells?
User avatar #53 - Gandalfthewhite (02/13/2014) [-]
sword and shield is by far the easiest. in fights you just bash and slash, you can go through hundreds of fights without ever being hit. Only problem is you might run out of stamina and can no longer bash
#49 - mooghens (02/13/2014) [-]
>Any kind of skyrim
>Hard
User avatar #65 - AngryRedMidget (02/13/2014) [-]
Thumbed you back up, skyrim is only playable with a bunch of hard mode mods, or on legendary with console.
#57 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
every person that says game X is hard:
>neet
>basement dweller
>on funnyjunk/4chan(/v/)/reddit
>fat
>obese
>autistc
>neckbeard
>unattractive
"well at least i know how to play games"
#43 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
Heavy plated destruction mage
#23 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
You understated how overpowered sneaky-stabby dudes become.
With the right gear and perks, you can actually get 60x base damage. At that point, pretty much any weapon is a 1 hit kill.
User avatar #148 - quasatranquility (02/13/2014) [-]
You mean the perk that gives you 15x backstab dmg with daggers, the gloves that doubles that dmg as well as the Orc ability to momentarily double all dmg?
#154 - ninjaroo (02/14/2014) [-]
No, I meant the perk that give you 15x damage with daggers, the gloves that double damage and the one handed perk that gives you double damage with one handed weapons. With the orc ability, I guess that bumps it up to 120x damage.
User avatar #156 - quasatranquility (02/14/2014) [-]
Oh right that perk. So assuming I at least have a dagger that deals 100 dmg, it would give me a backstab doing 12,000 dmg. Because fuck everyone, I guess.
#138 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
really?
No one said anything about a Spy for backstabbing
User avatar #136 - jfbyers (02/13/2014) [-]
Aincent shrouded gloves: 2x one handed
assasin's blade: 15x dagger sneak damage
2x15=30
what else can you get?
#155 - ninjaroo (02/14/2014) [-]
One handed perk that doubles damage with one handed weapons. Armsman level 5.
#117 - angelious (02/13/2014) [-]
magic is pretty overpowered too.with right traits you can perma stun any foe and just blast them away before you run out of mana
#24 - hypex (02/13/2014) [-]
most FUN combo of skills that ive done though is 2 handed and sneak

the joy of bursting out of the shadows to smack someone across the face with a sledgehammer for 2x sneak damage is amazing
#25 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
I always like being a glass cannon in rpg games. Going in hard and risking immediate death is just more fun to me than wearing heavy armor and having to wear each other down.
#42 - imoriginalposter (02/13/2014) [-]
Mine is always an Stealth Mage Thingy, Illusion, sneak, and it makes melee stealth a breeze, getting there is the hard part but once you get invisibility the game is officially over for anyone thats not you.
#46 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
I know a lot of people didn't like how Skyrim was dumbed down from an rpg standpoint, but I loved that they fixed the leveling system. If you haven't played Oblivion, literally the best way to play the game is just to never level up. The only thing I miss is the spell creator. You could craft your own spells and modify damage, range and duration, and it'd spill out a gold cost to learn it and a mana cost to cast it.
User avatar #134 - admiralen (02/13/2014) [-]
i made a spell called sorcerism that did everything at max, it healed them, damaged them, enraged and frenzied them while calming them, it did absolutely fucking nothing in the end though
#48 - imoriginalposter (02/13/2014) [-]
What they did to skyrim was drop the bloated RPG stat bullshit in favor of making an actual ROLE playing game. It's not about the traditional RPG idea of MUST LVL UP! It's about exploring a world and seeking adventure and glory. I was swimming off the coast of winterhelm after running from a bear as since I was out of mana, I swim my ass all the way to dawnstar, halfway there I find on the beach a tent, a sweetroll, and two beds sprinkled with rosepetals. I wouldn't have minded had I not just finished a quest about a creepy ass old man who kidnaps women, kills them, and has sex with the draugr/ghost afterwards.
#50 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
The point of stat systems in rpgs is to create unique characters every time, that you have to tailor to suit a role. I agree with you though, Morrowwind and Oblivion were fun, but broken.
#52 - imoriginalposter (02/13/2014) [-]
False, the point of stat systems in RPG's was to give an element of actual gameplay to them, it's a carry over from the oldschool P&P RPGs it's an outdated concept just like lives and Passwords. While they have their place, it's not what defines a genre. If morrowind couldn't have real time combat, it was essentally turnbased where the turns where based on how fast you could swing

1. Swing weapon
2. Check for damage
3. Apply damage
4. Repeat

Since they couldnt do what they did with Oblivion and skyrim do to the limitations, they went with what they had available, and it sucked. But the world and storytelling made up for it, along with a bit of the players imagination.
#26 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
Role playing game games.
#28 - hypex (02/13/2014) [-]
its k, in this world of linguistics, language, catastrophic calamities and other hard words i wont type out its okay to fail now and then
#30 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
You're such a sweetheart <3
#31 - hypex (02/13/2014) [-]
oh bby
#32 - ninjaroo (02/13/2014) [-]
Take me I'm yours
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User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a fucking retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
FUCK SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have fucked me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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