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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:1/29/2015
Location:NOREG
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Content Ranking:#1040
Comment Ranking:#93
Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#65
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Content Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 202 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 203 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:560751
Times Content Favorited:1279 times
Total Comments Made:4524
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

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#31 - looks like im not very bright either...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Hedwig +2
User avatar #32 - LoveAmorAi (01/03/2015) [-]
Neh...I just work the park here in Orlando and know too much useless shit
#114 - lol look at all the newfags 01/03/2015 on nutshell in Funnyjunk +1
#29 - not a very bright one by the looks of it  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Hedwig +3
User avatar #30 - LoveAmorAi (01/03/2015) [-]
That is Earl, the Weasley's owl
#40 - anonymous (01/03/2015) [-]
Errol was his name.
User avatar #31 - hypex (01/03/2015) [-]
looks like im not very bright either...
User avatar #32 - LoveAmorAi (01/03/2015) [-]
Neh...I just work the park here in Orlando and know too much useless shit
#6 - is this where your username is from tiles ?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Superhero fetish +18
User avatar #7 - tiles (01/02/2015) [-]
Nope. I got my username because I wanted it to be a common word, and 'tiles' was the only one that wasn't in use.
Good guess though.
User avatar #57 - adplum (01/03/2015) [-]
>only one that wasnt in use
ya ok
User avatar #58 - tiles (01/03/2015) [-]
I meant, the only one I could think of that wasn't in use.
User avatar #59 - adplum (01/03/2015) [-]
okok.
User avatar #9 - wotterpatch (01/02/2015) [-]
how much do you get mentioned


tiles


tiles
User avatar #10 - tiles (01/02/2015) [-]
Lesser than you'd expect. I get mentioned mostly from Civilization or rpg players who are describing tactics and what not.
#366 - so did you with that username  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on Best of Funnyjunk 2014 0
#367 - joshlolsgapedass (01/02/2015) [-]
Yup, not even hiding or denying that.
#361 - well **** you too then  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Best of Funnyjunk 2014 0
#365 - joshlolsgapedass (01/02/2015) [-]
You wanted attention, you never specified you wanted POSITIVE attention
#366 - hypex (01/02/2015) [-]
so did you with that username
#367 - joshlolsgapedass (01/02/2015) [-]
Yup, not even hiding or denying that.
#86 - that long? damn, i gotta pay more attention on the sick may ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on take a closer look at that... 0
User avatar #87 - zaxzwim (01/02/2015) [-]
yeah, had the last one for a while now
#84 - THIS is the first meme of 2015 god ******* …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2015 on take a closer look at that... +1
User avatar #85 - zaxzwim (01/02/2015) [-]
this has been around for a month or 2 now
User avatar #86 - hypex (01/02/2015) [-]
that long? damn, i gotta pay more attention on the sick may mays that pop up :^)
User avatar #87 - zaxzwim (01/02/2015) [-]
yeah, had the last one for a while now
#87 - >> #2 , Good news everyone! someone ACTUALLY knows … 01/02/2015 on Piracy 0
#83 - Picture 01/02/2015 on MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING 0
#82 - YOU CANT STOP MY FLOOD OF FECES 01/02/2015 on MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING 0
#81 - Picture 01/02/2015 on MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING +2
#80 - Picture 01/02/2015 on MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING +1
#79 - Picture 01/02/2015 on MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING +2
#78 - YOU CALLED? 01/02/2015 on MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING +2
#145 - thumb up log out and thumb up as anon jack moms comput… 01/02/2015 on The FunnyJunk Carol 0
#107 - Picture 01/02/2015 on This cat is prettier than... +1
#344 - but i like your comments... 01/02/2015 on Best of Funnyjunk 2014 +1
#342 - tfw no one notices my opinionated ****** comments  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Best of Funnyjunk 2014 0
#356 - joshlolsgapedass (01/02/2015) [-]
Your comments are shit!
There you go bitch I noticed them.
#361 - hypex (01/02/2015) [-]
well fuck you too then
#365 - joshlolsgapedass (01/02/2015) [-]
You wanted attention, you never specified you wanted POSITIVE attention
#366 - hypex (01/02/2015) [-]
so did you with that username
#367 - joshlolsgapedass (01/02/2015) [-]
Yup, not even hiding or denying that.
#5 - "piece of **** flies" 01/01/2015 on Buddha playing airplane 0
#3 - >iron solari **** shieldy thingy first on jarv…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/01/2015 on Joshlol playing LoL +13
User avatar #20 - milomcrobbie (01/01/2015) [-]
Or he moved it to slot 1 for easier access and faster usage mabye? Items can be moved you know
#13 - kantushugger (01/01/2015) [-]
>Has to look up items for rebirth
User avatar #5 - amonahan (01/01/2015) [-]
Agreed. Mobafire is cancer to LoL. First item on J4 for me is usually damage, tiamat or brut then if i'm doing well more dmg or switch to tankiness.
User avatar #4 - imamawesome (01/01/2015) [-]
its an old guide, and i also just used it for runes and masteries
#9 - new mechbearcat looks pretty dope though, you need to cram tha… 01/01/2015 on Hearthstone/WoW Artwork Comp +1
#44 - yes of course, some stereotypes pop out of the ground from now… 01/01/2015 on Neat 0
#157 - My computer! i will challenge the zombies to a duel in Counter… 01/01/2015 on Zombie Apocolypse 0
#59 - Heres the one it was parodied of if anyone doesn't get the jok… 01/01/2015 on Working out. +2

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#78 - hypex ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#132 - havockwzy (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you'rr taking it up the bum
#129 - rejakted ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
I said I'd be here, ****** .
#130 to #129 - hypex ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
you real human bean you
you real human bean you
#131 to #130 - rejakted ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
#128 - havockwzy (01/03/2015) [-]
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
#111 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#112 to #111 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
A REAL BEAN?
#114 to #113 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2* sweet
User avatar #120 to #115 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Yeah the new rolling system takes some getting used to.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
User avatar #124 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh hello, where did you come from? o:
#117 to #115 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**havockwzy rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
#121 to #117 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****hypex rolls 89**
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hypex rolls 89**
#122 to #121 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**havockwzy rolls 21**

you were so close, yet so far
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#118 to #116 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
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#119 to #118 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#107 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
this is the new ******** central!
#108 to #107 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#109 to #108 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
le epic maymays
#110 to #109 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
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#102 to #101 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
#104 to #103 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Great!
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#98 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#90 to #89 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
#80 to #79 - hypex ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
User avatar #73 to #72 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
What's the next top tier Nvidia card I'll be waiting for?

I want to upgrade my processor to one of the higher end i7's as well but I know my motherboard isn't compatible with those.
User avatar #74 to #73 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
well then i suggest getting a new motherboard before anything, and the next Nvidia stuff to come is the 1k series im guessing?
User avatar #75 to #74 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright then, any recommendations on a motherboard that's not too pricey but also goes with the better i7's?
1k series? But weren't the 900's just released or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
**** gets released by the hour, but in all seriousness, wait for ones that are optimized for 4k graphics. buying a high end one now isnt that worth it
and i dont know all that much about motherboards, try asking on some subreddit that deals with PC building
User avatar #77 to #76 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Fair enough, yeah.

Alright, thanks for the help bro.
#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
#48 to #47 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 to #51 - hypex ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
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