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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Youtube Channel: mrtonyantonsen
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, LoL, Css
Interests: Dota, dota 2, LoL, few selected animes
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:7/30/2014
Location:Norway most likely in a pile of dicks
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how the fuck did i get here oh god im not good with the computer

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#10 - Picture 04/04/2014 on IN REAL LYF +4
#9 - Picture 04/04/2014 on IN REAL LYF +7
#8 - and now for some not made by me  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on IN REAL LYF +6
#16 - pentol (04/05/2014) [-]
dat "i just had sex and it was great" face on line.
lina x doom is suddently hy headcannon.
#7 - Picture 04/04/2014 on IN REAL LYF +2
#6 - Picture 04/04/2014 on IN REAL LYF +2
#5 - TIME FOR ALL THE DOTA SHIT I MADE IN PHOTOSHOP FOR A CLASS THING  [+] (8 new replies) 04/04/2014 on IN REAL LYF +13
#12 - nefarian (04/04/2014) [-]
#11 - hypex (04/04/2014) [-]
#10 - hypex (04/04/2014) [-]
#9 - hypex (04/04/2014) [-]
#8 - hypex (04/04/2014) [-]
and now for some not made by me
#16 - pentol (04/05/2014) [-]
dat "i just had sex and it was great" face on line.
lina x doom is suddently hy headcannon.
#7 - hypex (04/04/2014) [-]
#6 - hypex (04/04/2014) [-]
#8 - i follow sports and im gay, does E-sports count though? 04/04/2014 on The most hated kind of... +1
#8 - each time I see someone post their religious beliefs on facebo…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Jimmy +101
#352 - leafonthewind (04/05/2014) [-]
take this
User avatar #11 - notapeopleperson (04/04/2014) [-]
Well done, I was actually getting mad before I read the end...
#12 - hypex (04/04/2014) [-]
some poeple dont seem to get my terrible jokes though D:
#354 - this 04/02/2014 on fetishes +1
#9 - did i hear yaoi?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Asymmetrical bitch -3
User avatar #32 - evilanakie (04/02/2014) [-]
yes
the reason you are getting neg thumbs is because we like bara more
#18 - thanks alot dude, it helped 04/01/2014 on favorite one +1
#14 - long story short, thought i was gay because i didnt like any g…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2014 on favorite one 0
User avatar #32 - teufelhunden (04/02/2014) [-]
FYI, I've had three ex-wives and at one point thought I was gay too, but realize I'm not. So, yeah.... I feel ya bro.
User avatar #31 - teufelhunden (04/02/2014) [-]
You know what? Fuck them all. I'm a straight male but I'm a firm believer that everyone should be happy, no matter how they achieve it. You do what you need to do, and if you need a vent, hit me up. Keep on keeping on ;)
User avatar #17 - Zydratejunkie (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I had a very similar experience. I thought I was a lesbian for years until I met this one guy. But I suppose it's easier for me because I'm a woman and society is generally more accepting of us switching around our sexuality.

But if you really like this girl, go for her. And if people ask you "But I thought you were gay?" Just tell them the truth. YOU thought you were gay until you met her. If your friends are worth anything, they'll get used to it after a while and accept that you're not some perfect all-knowing creature. Nobody can know everything about themselves, that's what makes life so much fun, you get to learn and relearn everything you think you know millions of times.
User avatar #18 - hypex (04/01/2014) [-]
thanks alot dude, it helped
#11 - god fucking dammit not this shit again, im depressed as fuck a…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/01/2014 on favorite one +7
User avatar #29 - trivdiego (04/02/2014) [-]
just realized this was a gorillaz reference
#20 - insatiable (04/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - Zydratejunkie (04/01/2014) [-]
Are you okay? Would you like to talk to someone?
User avatar #14 - hypex (04/01/2014) [-]
long story short, thought i was gay because i didnt like any girls, turns out im a pansexual and just met the girl of my dreams, now everyone thinks im gay and coming out of the closet again will be rather awkward, how fix?
User avatar #32 - teufelhunden (04/02/2014) [-]
FYI, I've had three ex-wives and at one point thought I was gay too, but realize I'm not. So, yeah.... I feel ya bro.
User avatar #31 - teufelhunden (04/02/2014) [-]
You know what? Fuck them all. I'm a straight male but I'm a firm believer that everyone should be happy, no matter how they achieve it. You do what you need to do, and if you need a vent, hit me up. Keep on keeping on ;)
User avatar #17 - Zydratejunkie (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I had a very similar experience. I thought I was a lesbian for years until I met this one guy. But I suppose it's easier for me because I'm a woman and society is generally more accepting of us switching around our sexuality.

But if you really like this girl, go for her. And if people ask you "But I thought you were gay?" Just tell them the truth. YOU thought you were gay until you met her. If your friends are worth anything, they'll get used to it after a while and accept that you're not some perfect all-knowing creature. Nobody can know everything about themselves, that's what makes life so much fun, you get to learn and relearn everything you think you know millions of times.
User avatar #18 - hypex (04/01/2014) [-]
thanks alot dude, it helped
#163 - Picture 04/01/2014 on GITS +19
#285 - "We walk towards the front" i knew what was… 04/01/2014 on Beta Cringe God 2 +9
#58 - i dont know whether to cringe or get fucking furious 03/31/2014 on one of THOSE nights +1
#43 - Picture 03/30/2014 on MFW I found the original gif 0
#43 - *MY favorite Japanese animated show about cute animu grills is…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on Tsundere +12
User avatar #72 - regius (03/29/2014) [-]
All anime girls have the same general face so it's more of the story and the character we care about. You can laugh that all you see is the same made up character but we can laugh when all we see the same types of girls irl. Anime basically mirror real life by creating the perfect face/body types for girls then all it could do was just give them backgrounds and that's where the make or break of a character is. That's why one can be better than another, not just because of the art but because of the character and it's depth. but yeah i don't really often argue best girl with anime peoples so i get your point
#67 - Picture 03/29/2014 on I guess he should get credit +5
#15 - PC*  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on I have an Idea. +2
#17 - kladkake (03/29/2014) [-]
it seems i lost the match
#5 - nigga had it coming a mile away 03/29/2014 on Karma at its finest +4
#27 - Picture 03/29/2014 on I found this on reddit 0
#2 - if only it was that easy ;_;  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on King of Callouts +42
#11 - anonymous (03/29/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**Yeah if it was that easy I would be getting fuck everywhere.
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#125 - this?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on Another Frozen reference 0
#142 - arsyro (03/27/2014) [-]
hope this works
#124 - could you make this be a sort of transparent background to-  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Another Frozen reference 0
#125 - hypex (03/27/2014) [-]
this?
#142 - arsyro (03/27/2014) [-]
hope this works
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User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a fucking retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
FUCK SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have fucked me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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