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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:10/26/2014
Location:NOREG
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latest user's comments

#10 - Picture 10/11/2014 on Tumblr in a Nutshell +3
#29 - this was a really nice story 10/11/2014 on Golem 6b +16
#27 - Picture 10/11/2014 on My future career +4
#23 - Picture 10/11/2014 on Red, white, and blue -1
#8 - Picture 10/11/2014 on I preferably would put in... +7
#49 - Picture 10/11/2014 on REO Feelwagon +1
#60 - but what 10/11/2014 on repost and not ashamed of it +3
#36 - Picture 10/11/2014 on While FJ was down +2
#41 - hey look its me! 09/30/2014 on Texting 0
#108 - Picture 09/30/2014 on Sad but true +2
#99 - more or less... yes  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 4 +3
User avatar #100 - feelythefeel (09/29/2014) [-]
Now I know. And knowing is half the battle.

G.I JOE!
User avatar #291 - infedel (09/30/2014) [-]
The other half is violence!
User avatar #311 - rhiaanor (09/30/2014) [-]
Well I laughed.
#92 - the ******* struggles of being gay sometimes …  [+] (27 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 4 +164
User avatar #389 - niceguyjon (09/30/2014) [-]
On the other end of the spectrum , I struggle cos i can't find any men who are well...manly...
The whole 'Twink' thing doesn't really do it for me
User avatar #383 - ljxjlos (09/30/2014) [-]
Without being gay - those kind of guys might seem like giant tools but once you get to know them better they´re just normal people like you and me. Most of this stuff is mostly internet-bound. I go to quite some hardcore shows/festivals where you meet a lot of people like this and most of them are pretty decent or even nice, actually.

So, what I´m saying, get to know them and then stuck your dick in.
#355 - emptysuperman (09/30/2014) [-]
Not just a gay thing. There are female equivalents and I feel the same way.
#334 - gaifgt (09/30/2014) [-]
I'm gay and I wanna stay away from you. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
#329 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/30/2014) [-]
Lol, right? I thought that guy was pretty cute - appearance wise.
#232 - troflmao (09/29/2014) [-]
I know your feel so bad it hurts.

To find someone with decent looks (which I'm not picky about at all) AND a personality compatible with my own seems like 1 in a million...

Queue sadness-rage.
User avatar #225 - katarinaismywaifu (09/29/2014) [-]
Fuck you homo piece of shit. You're destroying society.
#159 - bemmo (09/29/2014) [-]
You have my sympathies, but I can't stop laughing over the analogy.
User avatar #151 - fukkentyranitar (09/29/2014) [-]
Its kind of the same with me except I'm straight as an arrow. That or their taken, and I don't feel like getting jumped by half the student body.
#133 - firesky (09/29/2014) [-]
hole is hole I guess?
User avatar #119 - infernalinsolence (09/29/2014) [-]
Fuck and chuck, m8.
That's all I'd do with the dude.
User avatar #103 - pokimone (09/29/2014) [-]
Straight here, but I understand your feel. Scene girls, with the poofy hair and stupid raccon eye makeup, I know its cringy and dumb, but I find it so fucking attractive I can hardly stand it. But, I've never met a single one I can actually enjoy spending time around. They're like broken glass on my soul, and talk in a high pitched voice thats like nails on an overemotional chalkboard. Its so fucking frusterating.
User avatar #384 - ljxjlos (09/30/2014) [-]
"overemotional chalkboard"

Damn, that got me good.
#326 - thebaseballexpert (09/30/2014) [-]
would I have sex with a girl who has one of the most attractive female "styles" ever conceived, given the fact that she is completely bat-shit nuts...





yes. And I would do whatever kinky shit floats her boat in a hearteat
User avatar #279 - pokemonstheshiz (09/30/2014) [-]
You're not attracted to them, you're attracted to the bad decisions you hope they'll make
User avatar #367 - beastkenten (09/30/2014) [-]
true,
i do hope the 14 year old scene girl whos way too over obsessed with me after 2 days fucks my brains out after hanging out and complimenting her a few times
dont fucking pretend like it hasn't happened at least 39 times.
User avatar #186 - palokomedios (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree with you on that there.
User avatar #137 - ieatbengay (09/29/2014) [-]
90% are crazy, don't look for a girlfriend there
User avatar #153 - pokimone (09/29/2014) [-]
100% are crazy, and I'll never get one from there, already engaged, lol. Thankfully, not to one of those insane women.
User avatar #129 - sciencexplain (09/29/2014) [-]
We ALL know that feel right there.
User avatar #98 - feelythefeel (09/29/2014) [-]
So decent looking autists are to gay people what decent looking radfems are to straight people?
#194 - quoterox (09/29/2014) [-]
not necessarily.

bi guy here. he doesn't do it for me.
User avatar #99 - hypex (09/29/2014) [-]
more or less... yes
User avatar #100 - feelythefeel (09/29/2014) [-]
Now I know. And knowing is half the battle.

G.I JOE!
User avatar #291 - infedel (09/30/2014) [-]
The other half is violence!
User avatar #311 - rhiaanor (09/30/2014) [-]
Well I laughed.
#95 - thegayman (09/29/2014) [-]
#22 - thats a nice combo you got going guys, would be a shame if som… 09/29/2014 on HR in a nutshell +8
#46 - >playstation represent >lots of non PS-exclusives in…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Master Race +4
#61 - rossthomson (09/29/2014) [-]
Lara croft... :^/
User avatar #51 - eduwaldo (09/29/2014) [-]
THANK YOU
#87 - love responses like these "HEY, YOU CANT DRAW SEXUAL… 09/29/2014 on Awkward Interview +17
#104 - my patronus is a flock of angry people... n… 09/29/2014 on 'Murica 0
#103 - **hypex rolled image ** <- my patronus  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on 'Murica 0
User avatar #104 - hypex (09/29/2014) [-]
my patronus is a flock of angry people...



not sure how to react to this
#28 - saved this so long ago, wouldnt think i would ever use it again 09/29/2014 on Unsocial Korra 3 +3
#31 - >>>/d/ 09/28/2014 on Id do Emma Watson +6
#32 - but guys... hitler did one thing wrong... he killed hitler 09/28/2014 on Guess whose birthday it is... +3
#15 - Picture 09/28/2014 on Miss Fortune Comp 0
#95 - >shank two ****** at once >shank one … 09/28/2014 on ROLL DAT SHIT 0
#15 - Katarinaismywaifu isnt here to ******** yet?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Katarina Comp +1
User avatar #32 - katarinaismywaifu (09/29/2014) [-]
Oh I am now. Fuck you bitch pussy
#4 - awww yisssss fukken love this game series  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Dark Souls +6
User avatar #5 - playercz (09/28/2014) [-]
I only love the first Dark souls. (I've not played Demon souls)
#25 - ******* craft *********** , that … 09/28/2014 on Car Bomb with Steel Balls 0
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#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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