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hypex

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Gender: male
Age: 70
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:8/31/2015
Location:NOREG
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Comment Ranking:#629
Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#65
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Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
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Times Content Favorited:1593 times
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

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#79 - this is my fetish 14 hours ago on Honey 0
#77 - oh look at all this SJW ******** 21 hours ago on society problems -3
#90 - if youre gonna do the whole console vs pc thing then atleast d… 21 hours ago on Nokia > Iphone -1
#3950 - daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero 08/29/2015 on havockwzy's profile 0
#102 - daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero 08/29/2015 on wmpedo's profile 0
#231 - well... looking decent gives you better odds at anything thoug… 08/29/2015 on $33 0
#31 - ******* love this show  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2015 on Love +3
#32 - saltyfries (08/29/2015) [-]
#38 - darkeststar (08/29/2015) [-]
#222 - >politician arent most politicians shriveled old guys? …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2015 on $33 0
User avatar #230 - durkadurka (08/29/2015) [-]
There's a lot of work that goes into making anyone up for TV. Maybe it's different in other places, but the anchors here tend to look a bit above average. They're supposed to have great hair, flawless skin, perfectly straight and white teeth, etc. And pretty much anyone who goes on TV will be dosed in makeup.

And yeah politicians tend to be old, but even then they're careful about their appearances. You tend to gain an advantage if you have again, the great hair, white and straight teeth, etc. They care a great deal about their image.
Not all actors are valued for their appearance. Others are valued for a particular appearance (eg they play an old guy).
But I'd argue that most are valued for their appearance (at least relative to their age). This goes moreso for women; As actresses age they tend to get paid less and less.

To speak generally: People tend to like attractive people more (duh). So really, any endeavor in which you're required to make a connection with someone can be assisted if you are attractive.
At least it can be said that being considered ugly will hinder your ability to perform in certain careers and/or lines of work.
User avatar #231 - hypex (08/29/2015) [-]
well... looking decent gives you better odds at anything though...
and yes, looking considerably ugly will hamper or prevent you from doing alot of stuff (which is why i think the tipping system is completely retarded)
#215 - models? hookers? i dont even consider modeling to be a ca…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2015 on $33 0
User avatar #219 - durkadurka (08/28/2015) [-]
I'd think anything that requires you to look good. Acting, news reporting, even being a politician.
User avatar #222 - hypex (08/28/2015) [-]
>politician
arent most politicians shriveled old guys?
>acting
yes im sure the wrinkled old face of morgan freeman, patrick stewart and robin williams ;_; are all very pretty
of course, being pretty gives you an edge but that is true in all things except for maybe braille translator
and here is a quick google search of norwegian news anchors, none of which are particularly pretty, they look like normal people to me atleast.. www.google.no/search?q=norwegian+news+anchor&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=931&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMIrvKuxPXMxwIVwr9yCh1kPQtJ#tbm=isch&q=nrk+1+nyhetsanker
User avatar #230 - durkadurka (08/29/2015) [-]
There's a lot of work that goes into making anyone up for TV. Maybe it's different in other places, but the anchors here tend to look a bit above average. They're supposed to have great hair, flawless skin, perfectly straight and white teeth, etc. And pretty much anyone who goes on TV will be dosed in makeup.

And yeah politicians tend to be old, but even then they're careful about their appearances. You tend to gain an advantage if you have again, the great hair, white and straight teeth, etc. They care a great deal about their image.
Not all actors are valued for their appearance. Others are valued for a particular appearance (eg they play an old guy).
But I'd argue that most are valued for their appearance (at least relative to their age). This goes moreso for women; As actresses age they tend to get paid less and less.

To speak generally: People tend to like attractive people more (duh). So really, any endeavor in which you're required to make a connection with someone can be assisted if you are attractive.
At least it can be said that being considered ugly will hinder your ability to perform in certain careers and/or lines of work.
User avatar #231 - hypex (08/29/2015) [-]
well... looking decent gives you better odds at anything though...
and yes, looking considerably ugly will hamper or prevent you from doing alot of stuff (which is why i think the tipping system is completely retarded)
#214 - we have the same setup, there is mainly 2 different things you… 08/28/2015 on $33 +1

Comments(194):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#78 - hypex ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
User avatar #188 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Haiii
User avatar #189 to #188 - hypex ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
hi?
User avatar #190 to #189 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Do you also live in trondheim?
User avatar #191 to #190 - hypex ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
nope, molde :u
User avatar #192 to #191 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Æsjj
User avatar #193 to #192 - hypex ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
ka faen jævla trønderpakk
User avatar #194 to #193 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Nehei

Kristiansunder

Our love can never be
User avatar #195 to #194 - hypex ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #196 to #195 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Forbidden love
#185 - thycupcake ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Pretty ******* gay
#186 to #185 - hypex ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
no you
#187 to #186 - thycupcake ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Yah kinda
#180 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Dude, you know cisbattledroid? that ******** deleted your source comment on his content were he use the droids as censores. Can you help out a faggot in need?
User avatar #183 to #180 - hypex ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
i just copied someone elses source on there seconds before it got deleted, sorry mate


and **** themed accounts
#178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah question*"**
**hellpwnage rolls _. All the cool kids are doing it.**
#179 to #178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah answer*"**
**hellpwnage rolls A great big floppy donkey dick.**
#171 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!

Lets do this!
#172 to #171 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
IM READY
#174 to #173 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
where did you come from again?
#175 to #174 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
#176 to #175 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
sure why not
#181 to #176 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
oh besides. i want source on that one too pls
User avatar #182 to #181 - hypex ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
after that image, youre not getting anything
#184 to #182 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Please!
Please!
#177 to #176 - lilRican (04/01/2015) [-]
heres our fusion dance
heres our fusion dance
#168 - miia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
You up?
#169 to #168 - hypex ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
yes
yes


#170 to #169 - miia ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
#160 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
Hiiiiii~
#161 to #160 - hypex ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
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#162 to #161 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
DON'T TEST ME SON!
#163 to #162 - hypex ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #158 - Sperit (03/08/2015) [-]
You are cool
User avatar #159 to #158 - hypex ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
i am? i had no idea
#133 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Only 1 			****		. Fukin srub.
Only 1 **** . Fukin srub.
User avatar #152 to #133 - hypex ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
its 4 now ******
User avatar #153 to #152 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
******* perv posting ****
#154 to #153 - hypex ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
awwwwwww yisss
awwwwwww yisss
#132 - havockwzy (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you'rr taking it up the bum
#129 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
I said I'd be here, ****** .
User avatar #135 to #134 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Here.
User avatar #136 to #135 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Makes sense.
#137 to #136 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Indeed.
Indeed.
#139 to #138 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Random maybe awful joke?
#141 to #140 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
I feel a weird vibe here, man...
#142 to #141 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
No such things happening over here...
#143 to #142 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
What if I wanna suck boobs?
What if I wanna suck boobs?
#145 to #144 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
#147 to #146 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Sorry. A little typo there in my interests. They should not be flat.
#148 to #147 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
So sporty tomboy size. I can get behind that. In more ways than 1. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#149 to #148 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like  as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes.  Front is great too.   GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes. Front is great too. GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
#150 to #149 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh well. Time to sleep. It's your fault if I get tomboy dreams now. ty
also
Red alert 3 was funf
User avatar #151 to #150 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Tomboy dreams are best dreams. u welcum
Ayyyy! Still play RA2 sometimes online. Taking a break from it nowadays tho.

Good night. Swet dreams.
#130 to #129 - hypex ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
you real human bean you
you real human bean you
#131 to #130 - rejakted (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
#128 - havockwzy (01/03/2015) [-]
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
#156 to #155 - havockwzy (02/28/2015) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
User avatar #157 to #156 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
Deep plot animemes
#111 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#112 to #111 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
A REAL BEAN?
#114 to #113 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2* sweet
User avatar #120 to #115 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Yeah the new rolling system takes some getting used to.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
User avatar #124 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh hello, where did you come from? o:
#117 to #115 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**havockwzy rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
#121 to #117 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****hypex rolls 89**
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hypex rolls 89**
#122 to #121 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**havockwzy rolls 21**

you were so close, yet so far
#116 to #115 - havockwzy has deleted their comment [-]
#118 to #116 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
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#119 to #118 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#107 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
this is the new ******** central!
#108 to #107 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#109 to #108 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
le epic maymays
#110 to #109 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
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#102 to #101 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
#104 to #103 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Great!
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#164 to #100 - hypex ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
WHO HAS TO STEP UP THEIR GAME NOW?
User avatar #165 to #164 - maxismahname (03/20/2015) [-]
We both ****** up didn't we lol. I haven't been going on FJ much trying to get platinum on Far Cry 4, plus GTA heists, I'm still obsessed with this site
#166 to #165 - hypex ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
same boat as you, lots of dota and WoW lately
#98 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#90 to #89 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
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