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User avatar #198 - penileburglar (08/01/2014) [-]
For 4.2 million, I'd find another lifestyle. There's barely time for gaming anymore once you have a full-time job and a family anyway, at least I'd have time to do *something* fun.
User avatar #335 - charak (08/01/2014) [-]
That's why its a choice, not a personality test.
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User avatar #417 - thepandaking (07/28/2014) [-]
and people thumb you down, almost like they're insisting he was serious. oh god I love this site
#16 - vladhellsing (07/28/2014) [-]
> Telling FJ not to thumb down an anon.
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#22 - well that's unfortunate. 07/28/2014 on Hologram Michael Jackson +7
#58 - Getting thumbed down for random **** luck. GG funnyjunk  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on doesnt matter, had sex. +3
User avatar #131 - duedum (07/27/2014) [-]
well he was an anon so it didn't really matter
#115 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
As opposed to getting thumbed up for good stuff?
#808 - well half of these don't apply to fourteen year olds 06/29/2014 on Loser Bingo 0
#52 - the term feminism is misused now so wouldn't it make more sens…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Funny title +9
User avatar #114 - TarnRazor (05/27/2014) [-]
I guess it doesn't specify that it's gender equality. However, the term "gender equality" is used frequently. Feminism has always been about gender equality and that still hasn't changed, no matter was 14 year old girls on tumblr seem to think. They're not calling the shots. If anything, they're hindering the feminist movement; not changing its trajectory.

I guess the reason why it's not changed to "equalism" or "equitism" is because it's been called feminism for quite a while and, let's face it, you're still better off being born a male in this day and age.
#76 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
This point right here. This is exactly why there needs to be feminists. They can't even make a name for a equal rights movement without you trying to critique it? What if they called themselves "The Pussy Empowerment Squad?" Would it matter? What matters is the message.

Plus, you don't change definition and name of something simply because some people misuse that word. You educate the ones using it wrongly.
#86 - tacoindaface (05/27/2014) [-]
This right here is why we need feminism. "Pussy Empowerment Squad" is offensive in the extreme. Women are more than just walking vaginas.

They've also got tits, hands for making sandwiches, mouths to ask you what you want on your sandwich, and legs to go back to the kitchen where sandwiches are made.

Check your privilege son.
User avatar #79 - iambetterthanmypan (05/27/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you are joking/trolling or not, but anyway, the thing is that feminism puts emphasis on being a female, whereas if you wanted to be equal, you would talk about equality for all, not just the female population, which is why equalism is a better term than feminism
User avatar #94 - BerwindTwentyFour (05/27/2014) [-]
Well, feminists don't fight for power over men, nor do they directly fight for equality.

Proper feminists fight against Misogyny: dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against women; which indirectly will achieve them equality.
#95 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
Though yes, it would make more sense to call it something else; but it simply isn't.
posting as anon to add onto my last comment
#87 - xcoreyx (05/27/2014) [-]
You worded that so perfectly I really want every feminist in the world to read your comment.

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User avatar #4 - xxmarkusxx (07/11/2013) [-]
took a nap, watched some league of legends replays, then came back to FJ to see your comment on my content. I then proceeded to read everything i posted in that argument, and my content devoid of my own opinions, and your right man, thanks for the heads up. I really should have some kind of sleep before i get on this site, as lack of it tends to make me into this massive doucher.
User avatar #5 to #4 - hypermetaljacob (07/11/2013) [-]
well seeing as you went out of your way to apologize i forgive you but you might want to say something to casval
User avatar #6 to #5 - xxmarkusxx (07/11/2013) [-]
I have nothing to say to him, i attempted to drop the argument and he pursued, he attacked me in the first place, and despite me striving to keep it positive continued to demean me.
User avatar #7 to #6 - hypermetaljacob (07/12/2013) [-]
well if you don't want to then thats up to you. also casvals a chick, not that it really matters.
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i thought that was how it worked
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