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Video Games Played: Mass Effect, The Witcher, Dragon age, skyrim, Assassin's creed, Skyrim, Fallout 3 Battlefront 2 (back in the ps2 days), mothafuckin' spyro(back in the ps1 days)
Interests: Music (Guitar), friends, internet, xbox, blah, blah, blah
Date Signed Up:11/27/2011
Last Login:7/19/2014
Location:Denmark
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Will probably be back one day. See you then.

^ Well this is awkward. Guess i'm back now, lol

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#113317 - Le no 07/19/2014 on Social Board 0
#26 - Who are you talking to?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on She’s Actual Perfection +4
#41 - adrianking (07/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - gameless (07/19/2014) [-]
What movie is that from and is it a good one?
#95 - headhunternl (07/19/2014) [-]
are you serious?!

That's from The Truman Show. Best movie Jim Carrey ever did and one of the best movies ever made
User avatar #96 - gameless (07/19/2014) [-]
Shit now I recognize it..
#62 - Picture 07/19/2014 on Which Game of Thrones... +1
#140 - rof lyfe 07/19/2014 on Cunt tries to steal... 0
#138 - I was joking  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Cunt tries to steal... 0
#139 - angelusprimus (07/19/2014) [-]
me too
guess neither one of us is very good at it.
User avatar #140 - hydromatic (07/19/2014) [-]
rof lyfe
#167 - You 07/19/2014 on The Hole to Hell 0
#129 - You're on FJ you dense ****  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Cunt tries to steal... +1
#137 - angelusprimus (07/18/2014) [-]
Hey calm down.
Just because closest thing you got to touching a girl intimately was that one time a girls boob brushed against you in a bus doesn't mean you need to be so touchy.
User avatar #138 - hydromatic (07/19/2014) [-]
I was joking
#139 - angelusprimus (07/19/2014) [-]
me too
guess neither one of us is very good at it.
User avatar #140 - hydromatic (07/19/2014) [-]
rof lyfe
#67 - Uhm, thanks, now i now a random strangers penis length. … 07/18/2014 on Make Your Own Conclusion +3
#66 - What the **** is this ****** … 07/18/2014 on Make Your Own Conclusion 0
#299 - Going to a party i think. 18/Male/Feeling alright i g… 07/18/2014 on friday night FJ feels 0

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#583 - abstractpink (07/07/2014) [-]
Guds hjælp, Folkets kærlighed, Danmarks styrke
User avatar #578 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #580 to #579 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
thumbed my content so I delivered
User avatar #577 - fourchinsbrah (06/06/2014) [-]
stay butthurt ****** . thats a 10 in britbongia. thats a 3 everywhere else
User avatar #569 - rootintootinputin (06/03/2014) [-]
answer me
User avatar #570 to #569 - hydromatic (06/03/2014) [-]
Wat answer do ya want?
User avatar #571 to #570 - rootintootinputin (06/04/2014) [-]
answer my im's!
User avatar #572 to #571 - hydromatic (06/04/2014) [-]
Haven't seen anyone
User avatar #573 to #572 - rootintootinputin (06/04/2014) [-]
i love you
User avatar #575 to #574 - rootintootinputin (06/04/2014) [-]
talk to me!
User avatar #576 to #575 - hydromatic (06/04/2014) [-]
It's 4:30 am. here. Going to bed.


Hello?
User avatar #566 - hektoroftroy (06/03/2014) [-]
You're so close to 400 dude I belieb in you
#567 to #566 - hydromatic (06/03/2014) [-]
**hydromatic rolled image**   
I hadn't even thought about that.   
   
   
What am i supposed to do after that?
**hydromatic rolled image**
I hadn't even thought about that.


What am i supposed to do after that?
User avatar #568 to #567 - hektoroftroy (06/03/2014) [-]
ascend to the heavens
User avatar #555 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
are you even gay
User avatar #556 to #555 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Only on Tuesdays.
Come back tomorrow ******
User avatar #557 to #556 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
**** you ****** i want you to be gay right now
User avatar #558 to #557 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
**** you i'm straight as a ruler
User avatar #559 to #558 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
rulers are pretty gay
User avatar #560 to #559 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Damn you're right.

Fine, bend over.
User avatar #564 to #563 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Atleast wear a wig
User avatar #553 - nought ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
are you even trying
User avatar #554 to #553 - hydromatic (05/30/2014) [-]
Never
User avatar #550 - hydromatic (05/23/2014) [-]
Fuk u wwhhaaq u fagot
#552 to #551 - hydromatic (05/24/2014) [-]
mah fumbs!
mah fumbs!
User avatar #536 - abstractpink (05/22/2014) [-]
o ur danish
User avatar #537 to #536 - hydromatic (05/22/2014) [-]
Yes.

Wat, is my ******** forgiven cause im danish?
#538 to #537 - abstractpink (05/22/2014) [-]
No, as a Dane I preserve the right to hate everything including my own country.

#539 to #538 - hydromatic (05/22/2014) [-]
Der er så mange Danskere på FJ, ******* weird.
#540 to #539 - abstractpink (05/22/2014) [-]
We live in a ****** island country, I guess that's why.

I'd speak Danish, but it always takes me a while to write in Danish, because I am more familiar with English (I can't spell very good in Danish tbh)
#541 to #540 - hydromatic (05/22/2014) [-]
Speak for yourself. I live in Jylland. Atleast we're only half an island.

Fair enough. I've gotten used to writing in English anyway
#542 to #541 - abstractpink (05/22/2014) [-]
you wouldn't understand how much I hate Denmark, and love it at the same time
#543 to #542 - hydromatic (05/22/2014) [-]
I don't have huge hate for Denmark, sometimes i'm even kind of patriotic about it.
Silly i know, but i can't help it.
#544 to #543 - abstractpink (05/22/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with being patriotic, mister, I just don't feel like...Well, I don't feel like a part of the culture, I don't feel like a Dane.
#545 to #544 - hydromatic (05/22/2014) [-]
Hmmm. Why not? If you don't mind me asking.
#546 to #545 - abstractpink (05/22/2014) [-]
I've grown to disagree with the political system, and with the cultural traditions, as well as the language and education, not to mention my mentality towards racism/foreign cultures versus many other Danes' mentality.
User avatar #547 to #546 - hydromatic (05/22/2014) [-]
I see. Do you live in Copenhagen?
#548 to #547 - abstractpink (05/22/2014) [-]
Used to, now I live in the countryside on Zealand
User avatar #549 to #548 - hydromatic (05/22/2014) [-]
I think i'd feel more like you do if i lived in Copenhagen. I don't think about it as much living outside of Aalborg.
I could be wrong though, maybe it's just the mentality i have.
Everything you mention that you disagree with i feel like is great here. Including the attitude towards foreign cultures. Of course that depends on how exactly you feel about that.
User avatar #528 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
my nigggga
User avatar #529 to #528 - hydromatic (05/20/2014) [-]
wazzuuuuuuuuuuuup?
User avatar #530 to #529 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
you were mia for a while werent you ?
User avatar #531 to #530 - hydromatic (05/20/2014) [-]
You could say that. I was gone for a couple months.
User avatar #532 to #531 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
sheeet son what for enjoying irl life? ***** das gay
User avatar #533 to #532 - hydromatic (05/20/2014) [-]
I gots stuff to do dude
***** i gotta fuk bitches irl as well u know
User avatar #535 to #534 - hydromatic (05/20/2014) [-]
i ain't a ****** , but i'd **** 'er if you kno what i mean lol
#526 - posby (05/19/2014) [-]
ur ghey lol
User avatar #511 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
Hey

You are useless
User avatar #512 to #511 - hydromatic (05/19/2014) [-]
I disagree.

Thanks for your input though.
#513 to #512 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
You're disagreeing with fact?   
   
Typical.
You're disagreeing with fact?

Typical.
#514 to #513 - hydromatic (05/19/2014) [-]
Implying you know me
Implying you know me
#515 to #514 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
Implying I don't know that you're Danish
Implying I don't know that you're Danish
User avatar #516 to #515 - hydromatic (05/19/2014) [-]
Good ******* job. You know everything about me now.

Nothing else defines me.

Kind of like how you want to **** animals. That's clearly all that defines you right?

Le logic
User avatar #517 to #516 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
Yes, I like to **** animals and you're useless.

Funny world we live in.
User avatar #518 to #517 - hydromatic (05/19/2014) [-]
On what knowledge about me do you base the "fact" that i am useless?
You being turned on by animals is a fact. Me being useless is just something you seem to think. Yet you know nothing about me other than i am Danish, and i don't approve of furries.
#519 to #518 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
You're Danish, therefore you're useless. Makes as much sense as saying furry = animal 						******					   
   
You know nothing about me other than the fact that I'm a furry, and I don't approve of generalizing 						*****					 like you.   
   
Go 						****					 yourself.
You're Danish, therefore you're useless. Makes as much sense as saying furry = animal ******

You know nothing about me other than the fact that I'm a furry, and I don't approve of generalizing ***** like you.

Go **** yourself.
User avatar #520 to #519 - hydromatic (05/19/2014) [-]
Not the same at all. Denmark is a country of 6 million people, they are all different.
Furries are all attracted to animals in some shape or form. You might not want to **** an animal. You'd still **** a halfbreed or something.
Anyway, this is amusing. Do you always get this butthurt when people talk **** about furries?
#521 to #520 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
Totally the same. There's a lot of furries, too. Pretty sure they're all different.   
Not all furries are attracted to animals. If you think that, you're a brainwashed idiot.   
Oh, and no, I just need someone to yell at while Insurgency downloads.
Totally the same. There's a lot of furries, too. Pretty sure they're all different.
Not all furries are attracted to animals. If you think that, you're a brainwashed idiot.
Oh, and no, I just need someone to yell at while Insurgency downloads.
User avatar #522 to #521 - hydromatic (05/19/2014) [-]
I see your point, but i still don't think it's the same.

Also calling someone "useless" is a weird insult. Especially when you don't know them.
I'd probably take that insult more to heart if i was a depressing **** , but i like my life, and i do plenty good.

Oh well. Internet fights are ******* stupid, regardless of the subject. I might be done for now.
#524 to #522 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
Have this cat as a parting gift   
   
fag
Have this cat as a parting gift

fag
#525 to #524 - hydromatic (05/19/2014) [-]
Thx luv, have this in return.   
   
Don't get too turned on.   
   
jk
Thx luv, have this in return.

Don't get too turned on.

jk
User avatar #505 to #504 - hydromatic (05/16/2014) [-]
chewie pls
User avatar #506 to #505 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
pls
User avatar #507 to #506 - hydromatic (05/16/2014) [-]
Okay i'll give you the dick
User avatar #508 to #507 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
in the butt pls
User avatar #509 to #508 - hydromatic (05/16/2014) [-]
I'll give it to you everywhere bae
User avatar #501 - zerotzallander ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Hmm hmm. Kunne man få dit profil billede?
#502 to #501 - hydromatic (05/15/2014) [-]
Du kunne være høflig og sige "hej" først?

Men ja, selvfølgelig må du det.
#503 to #502 - zerotzallander ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
"Hej" :3 og mange tak m8! Det er nu ikke helt tit at jeg har mødt Dansksindede mennesker på FJ
User avatar #498 - anonefgthree (05/12/2014) [-]
Shut the **** up ****** .
User avatar #476 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
applecopy who are you?
#477 to #476 - applecopy (03/30/2014) [-]
Hi, I'm Applecopy
User avatar #478 to #477 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
I can't see your reply on your profile. What did i even write in the first place?
#479 to #478 - applecopy (03/30/2014) [-]
I guess we'll never know

æøå
#481 to #480 - applecopy (03/30/2014) [-]
If you send me a friend request you'll find out
User avatar #482 to #481 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
I was probably a dick, wasn't i?
User avatar #483 to #482 - applecopy (03/30/2014) [-]
no, it's nothing special lol
User avatar #484 to #483 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh. Well that was anti-climactic.
User avatar #485 to #484 - applecopy (03/30/2014) [-]
hvor bor du I Danmark? :3
#486 to #485 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
Du er den anden Dansker jeg møder idag, haha

Tæt på Aalborg, hvad med dig?
#487 to #486 - applecopy (03/30/2014) [-]
Pokkers, det var langt væk.
Frederiksberg København
User avatar #488 to #487 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
Pokkers? Skal du til at stalke mig? Haha.

Aner ikke hvor i KBH Frederiksberg er, har kun været der et par gange.
User avatar #489 to #488 - applecopy (03/30/2014) [-]
Der er den rige og fine del af københavn :^)
User avatar #491 to #489 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
Så det er ikke bare en fra djævleøen jeg skriver med, det er en snob fra djævleøen?

jk jk jk jk jk jk jk

#492 to #491 - applecopy (03/30/2014) [-]
my feelings...
my feelings...
#493 to #492 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
i is sorry
i is sorry
#495 to #494 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
For meget?
For meget?
#497 to #496 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
sorreh
sorreh
User avatar #490 to #489 - applecopy (03/30/2014) [-]
det*
User avatar #474 - muertealosafricano (03/29/2014) [-]
What's it like being a ****** ?
User avatar #475 to #474 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
Not sure. Why am i a ****** ?
#473 - devout feminist (03/24/2014) [-]
du är nog en av de få danskarna jag kan tolerera
du är schysst : )
User avatar #472 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
such meh purple dick im here to rape your items
User avatar #465 - orrisic (12/17/2013) [-]
What's it like being banned twice in a day?
User avatar #466 to #465 - hydromatic (12/17/2013) [-]
Pretty good.

What's it like being a massive ****** ?
User avatar #467 to #466 - orrisic (12/17/2013) [-]
> Implying I'm a massive ****** who doesn't win.

I keep winning.
User avatar #468 to #467 - hydromatic (12/17/2013) [-]
> Implying you can't both be a ****** and win.

I ain't even mad tho
User avatar #469 to #468 - orrisic (12/17/2013) [-]
I got you banned twice, I win.

The only way I can lose is by geting red thumb banned, and admin made that impossible.
User avatar #470 to #469 - hydromatic (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh i agree that you won.

You're still kind of a ****** dude.
User avatar #471 to #470 - orrisic (12/17/2013) [-]
If you consider me as a ****** for winning.. I guess in your opinion I am.
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