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Date Signed Up:12/07/2010
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#935043 - Picture 09/19/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#935038 - I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you a… 09/19/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#934958 - Touch me and I swear to ******* god I will not give a flying *…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/19/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#934990 - agreatusername (09/19/2015) [-]
Whatchu gon do bout it faggot.
#935043 - hydraetis (09/19/2015) [-]
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#934971 - zzRedzz (09/19/2015) [-]
Holy shit this guys the real deal
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#934960 - cupcakescankill (09/19/2015) [-]
*touch*
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#935038 - hydraetis (09/19/2015) [-]
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for fucks, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me nothing to worry about for people like you. If you stop touching me now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I still will not look for you, and I won't care enough to kill you.
#84 - Like when my great (x3 or so) grandpa moved out of Yugoslavia,…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2015 on It's not new.. It started... +1
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#87 - enslavedyouth (09/19/2015) [-]
We have two-three guys in class who speak turkish sometimes, but really, they do it just for fun and always reply and talk in german to non turkish speakers
I don't care what language they speak as long as they conform to the country they're in, and they are good people, very friendly and work hard to make something out of themselves. Not in the least being obnoxious and the first to speak up when someone is seriously annoying to the point it disrupts the lesson (we have a few, mainly girls.. they talk and talk and talk and I'm just trying to fucking study)

As for me, I'm going to move to the UK when I can, which means I'm going to study the culture beforehand and try to conform as much as I possibly can, not speak german randomly and all that stuff that is expected to me if I want to be a functioning part of society.. and most importantly, getting a fucking job instead of living from benefits. Hell, I already feel guilty that my dad has to pay for literally everything and I feel like fucking shit for being unable to pay a single cent because I'm still a trainee

Fucking hell I don't care if they come from war torn countries, if they can't adapt shoot them on the spot
#83 - ehh, I just don't like how all the minorities are allowed to t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2015 on It's not new.. It started... +1
#93 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Same thing in Straya brother Indians mate..
#80 - Did not know that existed. I hope they are able to achieve som…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/19/2015 on It's not new.. It started... +1
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#81 - enslavedyouth (09/19/2015) [-]
But fam, kebab isn't the problem

Kebab is tasty and many kebabs in my city are hard working individuals

Of course most of them have kebab shops, but that's no problem because kebab is fucking tasty

A father and son kiosk across the street

Many hard working kebabs in the vocational school I'm visiting

And then we have the shit ton of bad apples, begging in the streets, causing unnecessary violence and if you speak out against it you're a fucking nazi

Remove bad apples
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#84 - hydraetis (09/19/2015) [-]
Like when my great (x3 or so) grandpa moved out of Yugoslavia, did he go "fuck you!" to the country saying the country should do more to suit him? No, that glorious bastard saw the matter of being allowed to live in the country to be an insane privilege, and so to thank the place for said privilege he went so far as to never speak his native language again, like even if someone else from Yugoslavia talked to him in their language, he'd reply in English.

Now where are the people with that kind of gratitude towards their new countries?
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#87 - enslavedyouth (09/19/2015) [-]
We have two-three guys in class who speak turkish sometimes, but really, they do it just for fun and always reply and talk in german to non turkish speakers
I don't care what language they speak as long as they conform to the country they're in, and they are good people, very friendly and work hard to make something out of themselves. Not in the least being obnoxious and the first to speak up when someone is seriously annoying to the point it disrupts the lesson (we have a few, mainly girls.. they talk and talk and talk and I'm just trying to fucking study)

As for me, I'm going to move to the UK when I can, which means I'm going to study the culture beforehand and try to conform as much as I possibly can, not speak german randomly and all that stuff that is expected to me if I want to be a functioning part of society.. and most importantly, getting a fucking job instead of living from benefits. Hell, I already feel guilty that my dad has to pay for literally everything and I feel like fucking shit for being unable to pay a single cent because I'm still a trainee

Fucking hell I don't care if they come from war torn countries, if they can't adapt shoot them on the spot
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#83 - hydraetis (09/19/2015) [-]
ehh, I just don't like how all the minorities are allowed to turn our cultures into hybrids while they have a safe haven keeping their own culture in pure, pristine condition, but we can't.

Like in Auckland (NZ), it hardly feels like NZ any more to me thanks to the massive amounts of god damn indians and other shit everywhere, converting entire roads into their own little haven. I mean if they wanted to go to a city that is 100% their culture and their culture only, they've got entire countries to go back to. But if I want to go chill out somewhere that is 100% my culture only, well I can just get fucked because that doesn't exist.

If they can't fit in their own countries, then maybe they should stop breeding like rabbits on fucking viagra.
#93 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Same thing in Straya brother Indians mate..
#78 - Every day I inch closer and closer to being a nazi.  [+] (9 new replies) 09/19/2015 on It's not new.. It started... +6
#104 - veryfahnyjokes (09/20/2015) [-]
Suicide would be an alternative that's more considerate of others.
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#105 - enslavedyouth (09/20/2015) [-]
Your job is to make very fahny jokes so do that or bugger off
#79 - enslavedyouth (09/19/2015) [-]
Mate, I'm starting to become a fan of Pegida.
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#80 - hydraetis (09/19/2015) [-]
Did not know that existed. I hope they are able to achieve some change, in my dreams the world is free of all things kebab.
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#81 - enslavedyouth (09/19/2015) [-]
But fam, kebab isn't the problem

Kebab is tasty and many kebabs in my city are hard working individuals

Of course most of them have kebab shops, but that's no problem because kebab is fucking tasty

A father and son kiosk across the street

Many hard working kebabs in the vocational school I'm visiting

And then we have the shit ton of bad apples, begging in the streets, causing unnecessary violence and if you speak out against it you're a fucking nazi

Remove bad apples
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#84 - hydraetis (09/19/2015) [-]
Like when my great (x3 or so) grandpa moved out of Yugoslavia, did he go "fuck you!" to the country saying the country should do more to suit him? No, that glorious bastard saw the matter of being allowed to live in the country to be an insane privilege, and so to thank the place for said privilege he went so far as to never speak his native language again, like even if someone else from Yugoslavia talked to him in their language, he'd reply in English.

Now where are the people with that kind of gratitude towards their new countries?
User avatar
#87 - enslavedyouth (09/19/2015) [-]
We have two-three guys in class who speak turkish sometimes, but really, they do it just for fun and always reply and talk in german to non turkish speakers
I don't care what language they speak as long as they conform to the country they're in, and they are good people, very friendly and work hard to make something out of themselves. Not in the least being obnoxious and the first to speak up when someone is seriously annoying to the point it disrupts the lesson (we have a few, mainly girls.. they talk and talk and talk and I'm just trying to fucking study)

As for me, I'm going to move to the UK when I can, which means I'm going to study the culture beforehand and try to conform as much as I possibly can, not speak german randomly and all that stuff that is expected to me if I want to be a functioning part of society.. and most importantly, getting a fucking job instead of living from benefits. Hell, I already feel guilty that my dad has to pay for literally everything and I feel like fucking shit for being unable to pay a single cent because I'm still a trainee

Fucking hell I don't care if they come from war torn countries, if they can't adapt shoot them on the spot
User avatar
#83 - hydraetis (09/19/2015) [-]
ehh, I just don't like how all the minorities are allowed to turn our cultures into hybrids while they have a safe haven keeping their own culture in pure, pristine condition, but we can't.

Like in Auckland (NZ), it hardly feels like NZ any more to me thanks to the massive amounts of god damn indians and other shit everywhere, converting entire roads into their own little haven. I mean if they wanted to go to a city that is 100% their culture and their culture only, they've got entire countries to go back to. But if I want to go chill out somewhere that is 100% my culture only, well I can just get fucked because that doesn't exist.

If they can't fit in their own countries, then maybe they should stop breeding like rabbits on fucking viagra.
#93 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Same thing in Straya brother Indians mate..
#40 - Because, being immoral gives you an advantage against people f… 09/19/2015 on Ahhhhh /k/ +22
#44 - Would be nice if they could spend a bit more budget to make it… 09/19/2015 on How to fandom +1
#43 - Ummm, what?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/19/2015 on How to fandom +3
#79 - ilikepatatas (09/19/2015) [-]
framerate n' shit
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#86 - hydraetis (09/20/2015) [-]
Then explain why PC gamers are so much more anal about resolution than console gamers
#89 - ilikepatatas (09/20/2015) [-]
nowadays, where other than content like this have you seen pcfags getting anal about graphics,like seriously
and from the ones you've seen have you confirmed they are pcfags?
like even the majority of the ones you've seen counts
i personally haven't seen pcgamers complain because mods fix all that
all i've seen are consolefags because they're stuck with the same graphics
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#91 - hydraetis (09/20/2015) [-]
Just look at GTA IV, if pc gamers really don't care about graphics that much, then why would they go through the effort of modding a game that isn't designed to be modded in order to put an assload of work into increasing the graphical quality?

Console gamers generally just take what they get and don't complain. It's pc where all the graphics fanatics are
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#90 - hydraetis (09/20/2015) [-]
Just the fact that all those mods exist prove that PC gamers care a fucking lot about graphics