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#45 - How the **** do you people wipe your asses that could m… 06/17/2015 on 1 Ply Toilet Paper +3
#39 - I got AC Unity for free with my laptop this year, and I have t…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Some things never change. +5
User avatar #72 - labree (06/17/2015) [-]
armor customization was nice, but the combat didnt seem too much harder.
i never got into the online heists because i never had any friends with the game and other people would just bum rush everything
User avatar #74 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
Maybe the combat wasn't harder so much as it was much more punishing if you made any mistakes.

Either way, I found myself charging into battle FAR less in Unity than I did in AC3.
User avatar #75 - labree (06/17/2015) [-]
it felt allot like black flag, which is my favorite AC game so far, unity is so far one of the few assassins creeds to actually have me consider the surroundings and come up with ways to assassinate enemies

i need to get rogue already...
User avatar #79 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
Though maybe I'm just bad at games but I still found it much harder to fend off 20 enemies in Unity than in Black Flag. In AC3 and AC4 unless there was a objective demanding that I stay hidden, I wouldn't bother trying to do so because mowing down all the guards was way easier than trying not to be seen. But in Unity, unless the guards were all low level there was no way I'd be taking down a horde of them, at least not without spamming various consumables like smoke bombs and stun grenades.
User avatar #78 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
"assassins creeds to actually have me consider the surroundings and come up with ways to assassinate enemies"

That's one of the main things that impressed me about it. And if you thought that was evident in the main game, the 5-star heists were even more about it, ESPECIALLY if you played them solo (which I had to do).
#47 - profclayton (06/17/2015) [-]
>no more killing 15 guards bare handed without breaking a sweat
>15
Casul
Edward Kenway vs. the British army
#48 - hydraetis has deleted their comment.
#49 - profclayton (06/17/2015) [-]
I know. I was agreeing with you.
#37 - Dude, Assassin's Creed is hardly a stealth game. In A…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Some things never change. +2
User avatar #55 - mcstorms (06/17/2015) [-]
AC has and always will be a stealth game the problem is it doesn't punish you for not using the mechanic. This stems from the post /open world aspect witch would be a bitch if every time you were spotted you would be murdered.
User avatar #62 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
>>#60,
User avatar #68 - mcstorms (06/17/2015) [-]
i disproved that argument try again buddy boy.
User avatar #69 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
You didn't disprove jackshit.

The fuck kind of stealth game punishes you more for going stealth than for running in guns blazing?
User avatar #70 - mcstorms (06/17/2015) [-]
AC does not punish you for going full stealth. I know because i have beaten games 1-3 while using full stealth mode.
User avatar #76 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
The whole point of stealth is that it's supposed to make your life easier.

Like the 5-star heists on Unity.

If I just run in all willy-nilly, sure I might still be able to kill all of the guards but there's also a very good chance that they'll kill me instead, because chances are those 4 guards are going to turn into 20 as the alarm goes off.

If I employ a proper strategy focused on not alerting anyone, I can get into the building and have 2/4 chests opened in less than 3 minutes. And if I'm lucky, one of those two chests will be the one I need, and then I can swiftly exit the building and be finished the mission in 5 minutes with maximum payout.

Same shit for Splinter Cell. in one of the coop missions, if you planned poorly and just ran in like an idiot you were going to have major issues. But if you took the time to figure out the map and devise the right path, you could go through and beat the mission in no time at all, with enormous rewards to boot.
User avatar #71 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
Yes it fucking does, because going stealth is vastly more of a pain in the ass than just charging in and killing everybody. If there's no punishment for disregarding stealth, why even bother going stealth in the first place other than just for the hell of it?

User avatar #77 - mcstorms (06/17/2015) [-]
games more fun that way. if i want to mow down enemies ill play fucking dynasty warriors
#22 - Gameplay wise I'd say Unity is my favourite by far grant…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on tfw no gf 0
User avatar #32 - themassivefail (06/18/2015) [-]
I'd say Black Flag was my absolute favourite.
#122 - And the funny thing is, one of the parts of the LGBTWTFBBQROFL…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on TransTumblr +1
User avatar #282 - elcreepo (06/18/2015) [-]
Well when I said you couldn't be both, I forgot about hermaphrodites.
#119 - But this is the line you're proposing. Normal - Being…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2015 on TransTumblr +1
User avatar #281 - elcreepo (06/18/2015) [-]
I'd think that trying to be a whole different race with zero ties to your own is far crazier. But that's just y opinion
#181 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
crazy is normal, and thats ok
weird would be bad
and super crazy would be BAD
#111 - Or we could say if transgender is not insane then neither is this.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/17/2015 on TransTumblr +2
User avatar #112 - elcreepo (06/17/2015) [-]
That's the slippery slope, there has to be a line somewhere or we're going to have some serious social problems in a few decades...

I draw that line at changing any attribute beyond sex which let's face it is a whole separate issue with both sides flinging mud . And even changing sex, there's a line. Male or female. You cannot be both. You cannot be neither. You cannot make up new genders. You can also only be attracted to both sexes, none, or one of the two.

Beyond that it's a world of make-pretend that shows you're insane.
User avatar #122 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
And the funny thing is, one of the parts of the LGBTWTFBBQROFLMAO LGBTQQIP2SAA is the latest version I've heard of movement is people who identify as both guy and girl interchangeably.
User avatar #282 - elcreepo (06/18/2015) [-]
Well when I said you couldn't be both, I forgot about hermaphrodites.
#119 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
But this is the line you're proposing.

Normal - Being a filthie normie
Weird - The woman identifying as black
Crazy - Bruce -> Caitlyn Jenner
Super Crazy - Trigender Pyrofoxes
User avatar #281 - elcreepo (06/18/2015) [-]
I'd think that trying to be a whole different race with zero ties to your own is far crazier. But that's just y opinion
#181 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
crazy is normal, and thats ok
weird would be bad
and super crazy would be BAD
#105 - ******* . Precisely. 06/17/2015 on TransTumblr 0
#104 - Same idea as if someone born in country A identified themselve…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2015 on TransTumblr 0
#162 - holyfool (06/17/2015) [-]
Except that it's okay to be proud of the motherland but if you live in America then YOU ARE an American.
User avatar #168 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
I live in Canada but I refuse to deem myself Canadian because most of the people here are deceptive as shit.

From the comments on other post a while back:

>Be me in highschool, just enrolled in it in a new province.
>Some girl there isn't liked really. Nothing wrong with her, but everyone singles her out including teachers.
>One day after about a month of going there, there is a poster on the wall about how to dress and what isn't good and what not.
>The poster has a picture of her with arrows and circles pointing out bad dressing habbits, like "No deoderant, not allowed to wear sandles, not allowed to have bra straps showing" ect ect
> Made by the student council and allowed to be put up in the front office
>Pretty fuckin annoyed by it, being the new guy I know what it's like being shunned and what not.
>Days later it was taken down and the girl was taken out of school to a different one
>Never heard from her again

I asked my friends there why everyone hated her, nobody had a reason they just "Did". Absolutely disgusting.


That behaviour doesn't appear to stop after high school here. People of all ages will act like a best friend to people whom they hate with a passion, or will treat a person like their mortal enemy when they don't actually have any problem with the person. All just comes down to what they think will help them rise in the social ranks.
#101 - Dude, going from male to female is a hell of a lot more extrem…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/17/2015 on TransTumblr +2
User avatar #109 - elcreepo (06/17/2015) [-]
True that, but saying trannies are mentally ill just leads to problems.

It's easier to have a definitive line. Changing races? That's insane. Tranny? Depends on how you think.
User avatar #283 - elcreepo (06/18/2015) [-]
This just in toaofmemory confirmed tranny
User avatar #111 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
Or we could say if transgender is not insane then neither is this.
User avatar #112 - elcreepo (06/17/2015) [-]
That's the slippery slope, there has to be a line somewhere or we're going to have some serious social problems in a few decades...

I draw that line at changing any attribute beyond sex which let's face it is a whole separate issue with both sides flinging mud . And even changing sex, there's a line. Male or female. You cannot be both. You cannot be neither. You cannot make up new genders. You can also only be attracted to both sexes, none, or one of the two.

Beyond that it's a world of make-pretend that shows you're insane.
User avatar #122 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
And the funny thing is, one of the parts of the LGBTWTFBBQROFLMAO LGBTQQIP2SAA is the latest version I've heard of movement is people who identify as both guy and girl interchangeably.
User avatar #282 - elcreepo (06/18/2015) [-]
Well when I said you couldn't be both, I forgot about hermaphrodites.
#119 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
But this is the line you're proposing.

Normal - Being a filthie normie
Weird - The woman identifying as black
Crazy - Bruce -> Caitlyn Jenner
Super Crazy - Trigender Pyrofoxes
User avatar #281 - elcreepo (06/18/2015) [-]
I'd think that trying to be a whole different race with zero ties to your own is far crazier. But that's just y opinion
#181 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
crazy is normal, and thats ok
weird would be bad
and super crazy would be BAD
#100 - Exactly. As long as we don't have a problem with the trans gen…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/17/2015 on TransTumblr -2
#215 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
except its not the same, read #65's comment
User avatar #219 - ugoboom (06/17/2015) [-]
>>#65

anon, use two >'s and the number to link
User avatar #186 - volksunion (06/17/2015) [-]
haha
What are you just gonna go back in time and make your black ancestors get raped by slave master hundreds of times to be white?

Trans race is a joke, i dont see how this woman would be mistaken for being black as her facial structure doesnt even look as an average black womans would be, along with her nose not being flat/wide.
User avatar #190 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
What are you just gonna go back into the womb and exchange your Y chromosome for an X or vice versa?
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#175 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
but why
it's just fucking skin pigmentation
#103 - deavass (06/17/2015) [-]
Especially when so many of then try to claim "race doesn't exist"
User avatar #105 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
Fucking. Precisely.
#19 - He has indeed become self-aware. He knows exactly what he's do… 06/17/2015 on Jaden Smith Turns 16 0
#40 - Well yea it is but that doesn't mean the British government is…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on John Oliver Owns Politician 0
#41 - saxmo (06/17/2015) [-]
Ah ok. Well then ignore my first point. Cept for the part of killin the brits till they left us alone. MURICA
#38 - None of the Commonwealth countries other than Britain are unde…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2015 on John Oliver Owns Politician 0
#39 - saxmo (06/17/2015) [-]
Ah ok i wasnt sure. Because australians still have the queen on their money right? perhaps im wrong.
User avatar #40 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
Well yea it is but that doesn't mean the British government is in control there.
#41 - saxmo (06/17/2015) [-]
Ah ok. Well then ignore my first point. Cept for the part of killin the brits till they left us alone. MURICA
#50 - Dude, we're talking about PC gamers. Graphics will never NOT b… 06/17/2015 on Fallout 4 wallpapers +1
#91 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on Posttwo's new wallpaper 0
#107 - theflatulentpotato (06/17/2015) [-]
#12 - Meh, I'm not criticising it. If she wants to be trans-black, t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on Everyone was excited for... -9
#15 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
but that's not how it works though
#80 - Okay, and Halo 4's story was shoot the Covenant AGAIN, shoot s… 06/17/2015 on Best Kill Streak -6
#76 - And that bugs me. We've been fighting the covenant for 6 games…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on Best Kill Streak 0
User avatar #77 - mayorspookums (06/17/2015) [-]
Well, what else is there to shoot at, since the Covenant is pretty much all the sentient races, excluding humans, in the known galaxy. The Prometheans kind of sucked IMO, but they were new.
#74 - How about beating the ******* Covenant to save humanity…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Best Kill Streak -1
User avatar #75 - mayorspookums (06/17/2015) [-]
But, the Covenant is still around, maybe not the original one, but they are still there.
User avatar #76 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
And that bugs me. We've been fighting the covenant for 6 games now, give us something new to shoot. I am aware that there were the prometheans in Halo 4, but it still felt like 80% of the time I was still shooting covenant
User avatar #77 - mayorspookums (06/17/2015) [-]
Well, what else is there to shoot at, since the Covenant is pretty much all the sentient races, excluding humans, in the known galaxy. The Prometheans kind of sucked IMO, but they were new.
#73 - Versus discarded pieces of mini Gundams being taped to a skin-suit? 06/17/2015 on Best Kill Streak +1
#68 - " told a story and did it better than bungie ever did&quo…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Best Kill Streak -5
User avatar #98 - shieeetposter (06/17/2015) [-]
I barely scrolled down the comments section and you're there in every thread to shoot down any contradicting opinion

Jesus let people enjoy Halo 4
User avatar #90 - nickelakon (06/17/2015) [-]
Reach was my second favorite story wise, my second favorute gameplay wise is halo 2
#78 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
Reach was the worst game in the series. Never played ODST though.

Bungie is a shit dev and an atrocious story teller look at that pile of turds with a ribbon on top that is Destiny. Consider the original Halo trilogy even. Such lame bullshit in the third game, the over mind was stupid, the level design was a wreck, the developments were inconsequential.

Reach's story was non existent. You join a world get a secret mission, run around a world looking for a thing that ends up being Cortana. Who gives a shit about a secret thing if you've already spent countless hours with it, this is why prequels always suck. They can't help but circle jerk about origin stories to things that didn't need them. You go to space for no reason. You get a no impact companion death scene, boring meaningless cut scenes and a sacrificial ending that felt forced as hell. I beat the game 4 times, the story bored me each and every time.

Thank god Bungie is at least good at fast and slick control systems that are a blast to play.
User avatar #99 - shieeetposter (06/17/2015) [-]
Look at the staff for Bungie for Halo CE to Halo Reach

Then look at Destiny

different crew
User avatar #80 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
Okay, and Halo 4's story was shoot the Covenant AGAIN, shoot some shitty new enemies, shoot even more Covenant, some dialogue with Cortana, quick-time event, game done.
#67 - I know that the Prometheans were new, but they still only made…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on Best Kill Streak -4
#106 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
the didact wasnt a boss, you have to stop looking at it as some generic fps. 343 is expanding on the story, halo's turning into a story where you play as the main character, which isnt always gunna end up in some big flashy battle towards the end. reading through the books and following the didacts story and to see him in up in halo 4 was amazing and not many people can make that connection
#65 - I enjoyed Halo 4 multiplayer until they took out all the…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Best Kill Streak -7
User avatar #66 - doctorprofessornv (06/17/2015) [-]
They did make a new enemy, the Prometheans didn't show up until 4. And come on, it's Halo. You can't have Halo without covenant (or at least covenant species like the elites). It wouldn't be Halo anymore if they took the covenant out completely.
User avatar #67 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
I know that the Prometheans were new, but they still only made up like 1/4 of the total enemies you fight, and from what I remember there wasn't a whole lot of variety in them either. Not to mention the final boss was taken down to a piss-ass quick time event.

And we've already had Halo 1-3, ODST, and Reach of fighting the Covenant. If they want to keep the Covenant in, then have them as allies fighting a new set of enemies. The fighting against them has gone long enough.
#106 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
the didact wasnt a boss, you have to stop looking at it as some generic fps. 343 is expanding on the story, halo's turning into a story where you play as the main character, which isnt always gunna end up in some big flashy battle towards the end. reading through the books and following the didacts story and to see him in up in halo 4 was amazing and not many people can make that connection
#64 - ehhh the armour in Halo 4 looked faaarrr from ************…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Best Kill Streak +2
#72 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
The armor upgrades in reach were far worse. Giant stupid objects taped to the exterior of the armor. Ridiculous.
User avatar #73 - hydraetis (06/17/2015) [-]
Versus discarded pieces of mini Gundams being taped to a skin-suit?

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User avatar #13 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
Funeral March (Chopin; High Audio Version) Thank you.
User avatar #12 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
Answer it you ******* faggot.
User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (03/30/2014) [-]
are you from denmark or norway?
User avatar #10 - lolollo (01/14/2014) [-]
So were you hoping to get in on the conversation where you just went through a thumbed down all my comments or are you just looking for a petty victory? I'm not having much luck with the other guy, and seeing as how it's obvious you disagree with what I said. I just wanted to pinpoint which part it was.
User avatar #9 - revengeforfreeze (10/10/2013) [-]
ijustwanttobecool
User avatar #3 - someponynew (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help with that dude last night, he was probably the worst troll I've ever seen.
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