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#194 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on People with Vaginas are women +1
User avatar #222 - evilanakie (09/24/2014) [-]
the other one is wasps
fuck wasps
#58 - Sonic R was just alright by me  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Then vs. Now Gaming II +1
User avatar #61 - venomousvalentine (07/11/2014) [-]
#44 - The only thing to point out here is that the glass being shatt… 03/17/2014 on Hammer breaking glass in... +6
#19 - Oh, heres a comic with a caption explaining it 02/22/2014 on pokemon plays twitch 0
#17 - From what I understand, its a vote mechanic that got built in …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2014 on pokemon plays twitch 0
#18 - captnnorway (02/22/2014) [-]
So some kids are doing their best to sabotage the entire thing? Cool, it's nice to know people have a lot of important things to do.
#19 - hvacian (02/22/2014) [-]
Oh, heres a comic with a caption explaining it www.cad-comic.com/cad/20140219
#245 - I have not seen the actual cue card, no 02/06/2014 on Justin Bieber doesn't know... 0
#238 - Whoops, clearing up something I may have worded poorly. If…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Justin Bieber doesn't know... 0
User avatar #243 - toosexyforyou (02/06/2014) [-]
You didn't find what was written on the actual card when you looked it up?
#245 - hvacian (02/06/2014) [-]
I have not seen the actual cue card, no
#79 - I might be, what's it to you?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Justin Bieber doesn't know... +5
#141 - chiopet (02/06/2014) [-]
penguins are pretty neat
#81 - amirblumenfeld (02/05/2014) [-]
Nothing, I'll be on my way.
#6 - I don't think so. When this first got posted several …  [+] (22 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Justin Bieber doesn't know... +208
User avatar #211 - rhiaanor (02/06/2014) [-]
coverup stories are great things
#198 - notstill (02/06/2014) [-]
That's all fine and dandy but he showed him the question written down on that card, maybe he was hard to understand because of the accent but last time I checked, accents don't carry over into writing.
User avatar #226 - toosexyforyou (02/06/2014) [-]
The question on the card would still have been "Are you German for basketball?"
#229 - notstill (02/06/2014) [-]
The question on the card would be: Is "Beiber" German for basketball. Sure that can be misinterpreted but who's stupid enough to assume that German is a slang word?
User avatar #233 - toosexyforyou (02/06/2014) [-]
Hvacian literally just told us that the question was pronounced "Are you German for basketball?" so that's how it would have been written. Also, are you really saying that it is impossible for German to be a slang word for something else? You're just ignorant if you think it isn't easy for any word to become slang for something else. If I said "wow, calm down, don't get so German about it" then that word would easily be understood as "angry" or "upset."
#238 - hvacian (02/06/2014) [-]
Whoops, clearing up something I may have worded poorly.
If I'm not mistaken, the question actually spoken "Justin, uh, Beiber - sorry - is German for basketball. True or false?"

When I say Bieber heard a different question, I mean to say he understood the question to be different then what was being asked. He interpreted it as him being asked for an opinion of a sport in reference to it being 'german', so it sounded like it was a slang word. The interviewer's mishap at the start of the question likely put Bieber in that mindset, which carried over to how he read the card when it was then showed to him.

Unless the cue card was written "'Bieber' is German for basketball", thus the quotes making his name stand out instead of just being addressed, having it spoken to him or reading wouldn't make much of a difference.

Sorry for that confusion
User avatar #243 - toosexyforyou (02/06/2014) [-]
You didn't find what was written on the actual card when you looked it up?
#245 - hvacian (02/06/2014) [-]
I have not seen the actual cue card, no
#236 - notstill (02/06/2014) [-]
I think you need to re-read what he said and what I said.
Yes the guy that was asking Beiber the questions fucked the question up, the first time he got it right and afterwards he just repeated less and less of the question which would make anyone confused, his accent didn't help either.

Regardless of how he pronounced or misspoke the question, it would be written down correctly and Beiber read that yet still couldn't understand, I'm pretty sure that's due to him being an idiot.
User avatar #237 - toosexyforyou (02/06/2014) [-]
What? Where in hvacian's post do you see that it was written differently from "are you german for basketball?"
#169 - buttpiracy (02/06/2014) [-]
"Are you hip with penguins?" - hvacian, 2014
User avatar #132 - propanex (02/06/2014) [-]
If he was smart he would've asked "You mean the country?"
User avatar #201 - danaldick (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I know of that country, German.

I like to go to German a_lot.
User avatar #108 - nthmetal (02/05/2014) [-]
But wouldn't he just ask "German as in the language?"
#87 - Ruggeddave (02/05/2014) [-]
He showed it him written down though...
User avatar #75 - amirblumenfeld (02/05/2014) [-]
Areyou hip with penguins?
#79 - hvacian (02/05/2014) [-]
I might be, what's it to you?
#141 - chiopet (02/06/2014) [-]
penguins are pretty neat
#81 - amirblumenfeld (02/05/2014) [-]
Nothing, I'll be on my way.
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/05/2014) [-]
thumbed cus moons
User avatar #29 - thefogwoggler (02/05/2014) [-]
although that's still pretty fucking stupid, it's not as bad as not knowing what german is.
#11 - gorbax (02/05/2014) [-]
that makes a lot of sense!
#132 - You 01/23/2014 on hey guys +2
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