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#24 - I do that too, or with a coin, I got a bad fear of tearing my …  [+] (1 reply) 06/18/2014 on Nails 0
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#40 - madzombiie (06/18/2014) [-]
i dont think thats a bad fear
#5 - mfw 06/16/2014 on dat assss..... im out -1
#35 - I know that feel bro, especially when retarded Japan denounces…  [+] (1 reply) 06/08/2014 on Civ 5 +1
#57 - ohemgeezus (06/09/2014) [-]
fucking shit, don't even get me started on Japan.
>one of my first matches, no idea wtf i'm doing
>japan right next to me to the west
>keeps building shitty towns next to me
>i tell him to fuck off away from me
>"fruck u we settle what lands we prease"
>buy a SINGLE piece of land near his that had horses
>"aww sirry wrhite man want our grorious land, DENOUNCE, DENOUNCE"
End up fucking him over down to his last base and decide to leave him be with a base that I could easily fuck over if he tries me again, he tells me to go fuck myself.

Needless to say, Japan didn't get to use Giant death robot.
#39 - So there's a possibility that mushrooms may begin to grow out …  [+] (1 reply) 06/08/2014 on Dear Lord! 0
#40 - stoneshit (06/08/2014) [-]
When it grows cut it and deep fry it. Regain the protein
#20 - When doing sit ups, your moving range is not supposed to be that far.  [+] (1 reply) 06/08/2014 on workout motivation +9
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#25 - crazyanimal (06/08/2014) [-]
Those are crunches... Sit ups are sitting all the way up like that kid is doing
#6 - Picture  [+] (8 replies) 06/02/2014 on 300 PERCENT +253
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#46 - babyweasel (06/03/2014) [-]
"Great Medical Disasters", Gordon, Richard. 2001. Print. Page 15.
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#21 - fjaggot (06/02/2014) [-]
**fjaggot rolled comment #7 ** :
Man, it's college, but Bill isn't doing any studying at all. He's going to fail out.
there's you citation
#49 - alilmetalkid (06/03/2014) [-]
Would have been perfect if it had of said bob instead of bill
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#80 - fjaggot (06/03/2014) [-]
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#17 - sciencexplain (06/02/2014) [-]
Search Robert Liston. He is very famous and is the subject of many urban legend rumours amongst surgical staff in hospitals. One friend when he first joined a hospital as a surgeon, was told to set up a bed which could potentially recreate the situation. They said it was for educational purposes, he spent about 7 hours on it and then got put on leave straight away for an undiagnosed medical disorder. He didn't have a problem, but the head of the area thought he was attempting to kill the next patient to use the bed.
#8 - crazyolitis (06/02/2014) [-]
Not sure how well wikipedia goes for citation, but still: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Liston#Liston.27s_most_famous_cases
He also once amputated a testical on accident when he tried to amputate a leg.
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#68 - niggastolemyname (06/03/2014) [-]
*Because he was known for amputating really fast, which at the time was believed to be the most humane and painless way of amputation.