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huntertde

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Gender: male
Age: 46
Facebook Profile: hahahahahah no.
Interests: Shit, Other Shit
Date Signed Up:4/28/2011
Last Login:7/29/2015
Location:your closet
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Times Content Favorited:132 times
Total Comments Made:924
FJ Points:10018
Everything has humor in it, everyone has flaws, you are not always right, your opinions are opinions because not everyone views things your way, do not go on the internet looking for friends, and fuck you.

latest user's comments

#27 - A man after my own heart. 12/22/2014 on Iahfy +15
#37 - Wait, I think it goes deeper. It's a gif of a video o… 12/19/2014 on Smooth... +7
#367 - I suck at graphics so I won't even try, but I've been here a f… 12/19/2014 on Make FJ easier to use 0
#137 - Picture 12/17/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 3 0
#42 - You mean it's rain, not just God taking a piss? 12/15/2014 on amazing facts +1
#38 - Picture 12/15/2014 on Nope +9
#37 - There are some ****** up chicks that are into getting &…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Nope +10
#65 - anon (12/15/2014) [-]
#52 - nikitap (12/15/2014) [-]
Wow......wtf some people are so sick....what is wrong with humans......



[spoiler] i still fapped though [/spoiler]
#83 - buffygifs (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - racetothebottom (12/15/2014) [-]
wat fuk
#33 - Then you don't watch the sick **** we do. If y…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Nope +6
User avatar #93 - murphyslawtesties (12/15/2014) [-]
I remember a story about a nigga who didnt know what a knot was and he freaked out when his dog knotted a bitch. Motherfucker cut his dogs dick off from panic
#35 - MoparMan (12/15/2014) [-]
I didn't know that could even happen
User avatar #37 - huntertde (12/15/2014) [-]
There are some fucked up chicks that are into getting "knotted" out there:
www.experienceproject.com/question-answer/Would-Love-To-Watch-Women-Get-Knotted-By-Dogs--First-Dog-Knot-Experience-Share-Experiences-Plz/1616230

I recommend reading the comments: you'll lose faith in humanity you never thought you had,
and laugh a good bit on the way.
#65 - anon (12/15/2014) [-]
#52 - nikitap (12/15/2014) [-]
Wow......wtf some people are so sick....what is wrong with humans......



[spoiler] i still fapped though [/spoiler]
#83 - buffygifs (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - racetothebottom (12/15/2014) [-]
wat fuk
#31 - She say she a virgin doe 12/14/2014 on medical pics from the past +246
#73 - Goddamn kids, man. They're retarded, demonic midgets that… 12/14/2014 on lovely kids +6
#22 - Totally not true. The one on the left has George Washingt…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Money +88
#57 - dsgbiohazard (12/14/2014) [-]
I know right?
People man...
#99 - As I said, I agree that some people have some heavy **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Shrekt 0
User avatar #100 - colossusshadow (12/13/2014) [-]
Yeah but he should be saying "you're an upperclassed white bitch who hasn't dealt with unfortunate circumstances" not a broad sweeping term like "Hard work equals happiness" which many people then pick up and shame people who were forced in their position as if it's all their choice.
#74 - I agree that people can be dealt **** cards by life, bu…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Shrekt +4
User avatar #98 - colossusshadow (12/13/2014) [-]
My ultimate point is there are plenty of people who DO have a shitty life because of a systematic world where hard work does not equal good life, and when people go around agreeing with this guy, people assume every time "They're all just entitled and they aren't working hard enough"

You don't have to have mental illness or come from war, genocie etc, etc in order to get fucked over COMPLETELY by, student loans, a diagnosis, a car accident, a divorce.
User avatar #96 - colossusshadow (12/13/2014) [-]
That isn't true though, even first world people do whatever they can to achieve something and get fucked in the ass by greed or a shitty system or ANYTHING
Two examples of people I know
>Foreveralone jewfro guy
>Gets gf
>gets job
>making tons of money
>buys a cool car, cars are his passion, life is good
>he gets hit by an old man driving irresponsibly
>he's forced to be on bed rest, his car is destroyed
>He's going to get a payout though
>his lawyer sucks
>a year later
>he's not on bed rest but very crippled from the incident, can never work on cars
>payout hasn't come in, his family is getting poorer and poorer every day
User avatar #97 - colossusshadow (12/13/2014) [-]
>another guy born as the oldest of 8
>only one with a different dad
>he's black
>his dad is absent
>his siblings get special treatment
>he lives in ghetto
>goes to school with ghetto people
>always moving, sometimes living in group homes, sometimes alone
>works hard and graduates highschool with amazing grades as Valedictorian even though that year he was living in a shelter
>months after graduating
>starts hallucinating. hearing voices, checks into mental hospital. It's schizophrenia.
Now he's so sedated he has so little motivation and is only NOW improving over a year later, still living in transitional housing and is struggling on disability.
How many THOUSANDS of people out there have stories like this? His statement is unfounded until we live in a society where hard work NEVER gets you fucked over in the end. we don't have that, therefor he is wrong. People ALL over the world grew up believing hard work will always get them happiness and it's just NOT Happening.
#99 - huntertde (12/13/2014) [-]
As I said, I agree that some people have some heavy shit in their lives.

And again, I don't think people under inhumane circumstances (I suppose I should expand this by including disastrous and unfortunate circumstances), or mental illness that are incapable of achieving superficial happiness (as opposed to "true" or "spiritual" happiness) are the subject of this man's statements.

People that are not under these circumstances are. People that are so hung up on becoming/acting like victims in order to displace their responsibility of making their own happiness.

People, a lot of them, have shit lives, in which it is virtually impossible to find happiness, but that is no excuse to ignore our own possibilities for happiness.

TL;DR: This guy isn't parading down cancer wards telling people to cheer the fuck up; he's telling upper-class white bitches that never lived in a neighborhood without a swimming pool to stop blaming their unhappiness on others.
User avatar #100 - colossusshadow (12/13/2014) [-]
Yeah but he should be saying "you're an upperclassed white bitch who hasn't dealt with unfortunate circumstances" not a broad sweeping term like "Hard work equals happiness" which many people then pick up and shame people who were forced in their position as if it's all their choice.
#49 - It takes a truly god-like level of bitch to interpret "Ma…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Shrekt +87
#80 - kaboomz (12/12/2014) [-]
my words exactly
User avatar #71 - colossusshadow (12/12/2014) [-]
She did interpret it in "rely on a man" but it wasn't like he was completely without being a prick too, to say "if you're unhappy it's your own fault"

As if like, people can't work hard to achieve something and get screwed over, we don't live in a world where hard work gets you what you wanted.
#74 - huntertde (12/12/2014) [-]
I agree that people can be dealt shit cards by life, but I have to play devil's advocate here and say he wasn't coming from an unfounded place.

We have to assume that this guy is excluding genocide victims, third world country citizens, etc. when he says this. I think this is aimed at the first world bitches that claim that their unhappiness is purely systemic, i.e. "it's not my poor self-esteem and depression stemming from obesity/bitchyness that's making me unhappy, it's the patriarchy."

I think this guy just want people (who we assume are not under inhumane circumstances, nor mentally ill) to take responsibility for their lives and emotions.
User avatar #98 - colossusshadow (12/13/2014) [-]
My ultimate point is there are plenty of people who DO have a shitty life because of a systematic world where hard work does not equal good life, and when people go around agreeing with this guy, people assume every time "They're all just entitled and they aren't working hard enough"

You don't have to have mental illness or come from war, genocie etc, etc in order to get fucked over COMPLETELY by, student loans, a diagnosis, a car accident, a divorce.
User avatar #96 - colossusshadow (12/13/2014) [-]
That isn't true though, even first world people do whatever they can to achieve something and get fucked in the ass by greed or a shitty system or ANYTHING
Two examples of people I know
>Foreveralone jewfro guy
>Gets gf
>gets job
>making tons of money
>buys a cool car, cars are his passion, life is good
>he gets hit by an old man driving irresponsibly
>he's forced to be on bed rest, his car is destroyed
>He's going to get a payout though
>his lawyer sucks
>a year later
>he's not on bed rest but very crippled from the incident, can never work on cars
>payout hasn't come in, his family is getting poorer and poorer every day
User avatar #97 - colossusshadow (12/13/2014) [-]
>another guy born as the oldest of 8
>only one with a different dad
>he's black
>his dad is absent
>his siblings get special treatment
>he lives in ghetto
>goes to school with ghetto people
>always moving, sometimes living in group homes, sometimes alone
>works hard and graduates highschool with amazing grades as Valedictorian even though that year he was living in a shelter
>months after graduating
>starts hallucinating. hearing voices, checks into mental hospital. It's schizophrenia.
Now he's so sedated he has so little motivation and is only NOW improving over a year later, still living in transitional housing and is struggling on disability.
How many THOUSANDS of people out there have stories like this? His statement is unfounded until we live in a society where hard work NEVER gets you fucked over in the end. we don't have that, therefor he is wrong. People ALL over the world grew up believing hard work will always get them happiness and it's just NOT Happening.
#99 - huntertde (12/13/2014) [-]
As I said, I agree that some people have some heavy shit in their lives.

And again, I don't think people under inhumane circumstances (I suppose I should expand this by including disastrous and unfortunate circumstances), or mental illness that are incapable of achieving superficial happiness (as opposed to "true" or "spiritual" happiness) are the subject of this man's statements.

People that are not under these circumstances are. People that are so hung up on becoming/acting like victims in order to displace their responsibility of making their own happiness.

People, a lot of them, have shit lives, in which it is virtually impossible to find happiness, but that is no excuse to ignore our own possibilities for happiness.

TL;DR: This guy isn't parading down cancer wards telling people to cheer the fuck up; he's telling upper-class white bitches that never lived in a neighborhood without a swimming pool to stop blaming their unhappiness on others.
User avatar #100 - colossusshadow (12/13/2014) [-]
Yeah but he should be saying "you're an upperclassed white bitch who hasn't dealt with unfortunate circumstances" not a broad sweeping term like "Hard work equals happiness" which many people then pick up and shame people who were forced in their position as if it's all their choice.
#21 - I agree; I fap to drawings all the time, but in this instance,…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Sweater Meme +5
User avatar #22 - warlordstuart (12/12/2014) [-]
ah...well....that...is different. You are correct sir, that is a different thing you want to do lol
#10 - It's not often that I want to **** a drawing, but godda…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Sweater Meme +29
User avatar #11 - warlordstuart (12/12/2014) [-]
im often of the opinion that if you cant fap to a drawing because "its a drawing" you have no imagination
#21 - huntertde (12/12/2014) [-]
I agree; I fap to drawings all the time, but in this instance, I wasn't talking about fapping.

I was talking about about fucking. I want to stick my dick in this two-dimensional entity.
Big difference.
User avatar #22 - warlordstuart (12/12/2014) [-]
ah...well....that...is different. You are correct sir, that is a different thing you want to do lol
#39 - Regular doses of apathy, sarcasm, and porn help tremendously. 12/11/2014 on Social Anxiety +6
#30 - With sound. One of my favorites. 12/11/2014 on SFW gifs +37
#180 - Classic. 12/10/2014 on post your favorite webm +7
#178 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 12/10/2014 on post your favorite webm +20
#504 - fjaggot (12/10/2014) [-]
MFW I'm lithuanian and I haven't seen this
#340 - newdevyx (12/10/2014) [-]
#564 - kaboomz (12/10/2014) [-]
#382 - hourlyb (12/10/2014) [-]
Everytime anything S.T.A.L.K.E.R come up, I get the urge to play it again.
#515 - unoletmehavename (12/10/2014) [-]
GO DO IT COMRADE,BE THE HERO THAT THE ZONE DESERVES,SLAVA SLOBODA.
#180 - huntertde (12/10/2014) [-]
Classic.
#175 - Comment deleted 12/10/2014 on post your favorite webm 0
#173 - Based porn-man.  [+] (11 new replies) 12/10/2014 on post your favorite webm +25
User avatar #200 - roninneko (12/10/2014) [-]
He's a big guy.
User avatar #367 - alos (12/10/2014) [-]
For you
#366 - anon (12/10/2014) [-]
for you.
#178 - huntertde (12/10/2014) [-]
#504 - fjaggot (12/10/2014) [-]
MFW I'm lithuanian and I haven't seen this
#340 - newdevyx (12/10/2014) [-]
#564 - kaboomz (12/10/2014) [-]
#382 - hourlyb (12/10/2014) [-]
Everytime anything S.T.A.L.K.E.R come up, I get the urge to play it again.
#515 - unoletmehavename (12/10/2014) [-]
GO DO IT COMRADE,BE THE HERO THAT THE ZONE DESERVES,SLAVA SLOBODA.
#180 - huntertde (12/10/2014) [-]
Classic.
#175 - huntertde has deleted their comment.
#172 - This one always makes me laugh.  [+] (12 new replies) 12/10/2014 on post your favorite webm +11
#173 - huntertde (12/10/2014) [-]
Based porn-man.
User avatar #200 - roninneko (12/10/2014) [-]
He's a big guy.
User avatar #367 - alos (12/10/2014) [-]
For you
#366 - anon (12/10/2014) [-]
for you.
#178 - huntertde (12/10/2014) [-]
#504 - fjaggot (12/10/2014) [-]
MFW I'm lithuanian and I haven't seen this
#340 - newdevyx (12/10/2014) [-]
#564 - kaboomz (12/10/2014) [-]
#382 - hourlyb (12/10/2014) [-]
Everytime anything S.T.A.L.K.E.R come up, I get the urge to play it again.
#515 - unoletmehavename (12/10/2014) [-]
GO DO IT COMRADE,BE THE HERO THAT THE ZONE DESERVES,SLAVA SLOBODA.
#180 - huntertde (12/10/2014) [-]
Classic.
#175 - huntertde has deleted their comment.
#171 - I have several.  [+] (13 new replies) 12/10/2014 on post your favorite webm +10
#172 - huntertde (12/10/2014) [-]
This one always makes me laugh.
#173 - huntertde (12/10/2014) [-]
Based porn-man.
User avatar #200 - roninneko (12/10/2014) [-]
He's a big guy.
User avatar #367 - alos (12/10/2014) [-]
For you
#366 - anon (12/10/2014) [-]
for you.
#178 - huntertde (12/10/2014) [-]
#504 - fjaggot (12/10/2014) [-]
MFW I'm lithuanian and I haven't seen this
#340 - newdevyx (12/10/2014) [-]
#564 - kaboomz (12/10/2014) [-]
#382 - hourlyb (12/10/2014) [-]
Everytime anything S.T.A.L.K.E.R come up, I get the urge to play it again.
#515 - unoletmehavename (12/10/2014) [-]
GO DO IT COMRADE,BE THE HERO THAT THE ZONE DESERVES,SLAVA SLOBODA.
#180 - huntertde (12/10/2014) [-]
Classic.
#175 - huntertde has deleted their comment.
#163 - Just mute the guy holy **** ***** this is multip… 12/10/2014 on post your favorite webm +96

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