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huntertde

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Age: 45
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Date Signed Up:4/28/2011
Last Login:5/29/2015
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Everything has humor in it, everyone has flaws, you are not always right, your opinions are opinions because not everyone views things your way, do not go on the internet looking for friends, and fuck you.

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#399 - Workin' on double B.S.: Classes, eat, internet, classes, eat, … 19 hours ago on What's your life like? 0
#118 - Did some contrast work and edge smoothing: gives illusion of h…  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on I could use a a big hand... +290
User avatar #119 - weinerdick (21 hours ago) [-]
whobobwhatpants
Hunter did a damn fine job, and I'm truly sorry for your loss
The kid's supposed to outlive the parent, not the other way around.
#234 - I get maybe 6hrs any given day, though I could easily get 16hr… 05/28/2015 on Prove you don't have insomnia 0
#88 - Menstruation is not defined as "blood coming out of femal… 05/24/2015 on Smug Bastard 0
#489 - Picture 05/24/2015 on You fall in love you lose +2
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#420 - willys (05/24/2015) [-]
Betch.
#35 - 1. No they don't. 2. What? Any animal that doesn't regula…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Smug Bastard +3
#75 - Absolute Madman (05/24/2015) [-]
1. Yes.
2. Also called, bleeding caused by being in heat. But you keep denying it's 'menstruating'.
3. "Biochem won't know more than anyone who finished college about biochem". Now you're just putting words in my mouth. Biochem covers a lot of ground and is defined as a science that explores the chemical processes within and related to living organisms. But no where did you say you exclusively have been studying this process of animals. Also who's to say that you know that much more about this exact process than other people? Which is why i'm questioning it (also your source #2 i have to be a member... wtf, can't use that shit) but if you're telling me that you know everything there is to know about the menstrual cycle of animals even just mammals i just gotta call bullshit
User avatar #88 - huntertde (05/24/2015) [-]
Menstruation is not defined as "blood coming out of female genitalia." It is very well defined as the shedding of the endometrium and its expulsion from the body via the vagina. Bleeding due to being in heat is not menstruation.

You don't need an account to see the abstract of the article, which summarizes the entire paper, including the testing used, the results, and a brief explanation. Research methodology 101, dude.

And now you're putting words in my mouth. I don't know everything about the menstrual cycle of animals, but I do know enough to confidently say and backup the facts I've previously provided. If that's not enough for you, you're entitled to your own opinions, however they may contradict scientific literature. I've done my best, so take what from what I said as you will.
#9 - Actually, only primates undergo menstruation, though most (exc…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Smug Bastard +25
#26 - Absolute Madman (05/24/2015) [-]
"TL;DR: No, nonprimate, placental mammals do not menstruate" I took a look at the wiki list en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_placental_mammals and a lot genuinely menstruate bleeding at least

"Blood-like excretions from the vagina of estrously cyclic animals is just vaginal discharge and is normal is small amounts" nah m8 that shit aint normal, yo cat just been having a miscarriage mang. Not even when going through heat is that normal.

Biochem major doesn't mean you know any more than the average person who finished college, same goes for the rats. You could just as easily have said that you where studying engineering.
Had you said you studied some of the Animal Science majors i might have taken your opinion differently.

Give me some actual sources to your claim and i'll reconsider what i wrote. Sources, Sources, Sources. It's just the only thing that counts.
User avatar #35 - huntertde (05/24/2015) [-]
1. No they don't.
2. What? Any animal that doesn't regularly wash its vagina with soap will have discharge. It's not a sign of infection or hemorrhage, just natural cleaning and lubrication.
3. Biochem won't know more than anyone who finished college about biochem... fair enough.
4. Here are some sources:

Cool powerpoint from USFCA: www.usfca.edu/fac_staff/dever/webmenstruation.ppt
Explanation of menstruation-like bleeding in dogs: www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0093691X10002293
Wikipedia page (not well cited): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estrous_cycle

Let me know if you have anymore constructive criticism, please.
It might also benefit you to give sources when discrediting others without sources and asking for sources.
#75 - Absolute Madman (05/24/2015) [-]
1. Yes.
2. Also called, bleeding caused by being in heat. But you keep denying it's 'menstruating'.
3. "Biochem won't know more than anyone who finished college about biochem". Now you're just putting words in my mouth. Biochem covers a lot of ground and is defined as a science that explores the chemical processes within and related to living organisms. But no where did you say you exclusively have been studying this process of animals. Also who's to say that you know that much more about this exact process than other people? Which is why i'm questioning it (also your source #2 i have to be a member... wtf, can't use that shit) but if you're telling me that you know everything there is to know about the menstrual cycle of animals even just mammals i just gotta call bullshit
User avatar #88 - huntertde (05/24/2015) [-]
Menstruation is not defined as "blood coming out of female genitalia." It is very well defined as the shedding of the endometrium and its expulsion from the body via the vagina. Bleeding due to being in heat is not menstruation.

You don't need an account to see the abstract of the article, which summarizes the entire paper, including the testing used, the results, and a brief explanation. Research methodology 101, dude.

And now you're putting words in my mouth. I don't know everything about the menstrual cycle of animals, but I do know enough to confidently say and backup the facts I've previously provided. If that's not enough for you, you're entitled to your own opinions, however they may contradict scientific literature. I've done my best, so take what from what I said as you will.
User avatar #13 - lotengo (05/23/2015) [-]
Pretty sure my dog has a menstruation with external loss of blood.

User avatar #48 - vorarephilia (05/24/2015) [-]
they bleed when in heat. that is what I think you guys are getting confused on.

sociocat evilpapagali ptolomeus.
#76 - ptolomeus (05/24/2015) [-]
Was never confused, just contributing to the "yeeh m8 dogs bleed". I know they bleed.
i'm just here to enjoy the show aka comments
User avatar #49 - lotengo (05/24/2015) [-]
whats the difference?
#50 - vorarephilia (05/24/2015) [-]
Externally, the dogs act like a dog in heat (pushing tail aside to allow easy access) and will attract all non-neutered males from far and wide from hormonal smell. Dogs also act pregnant for a while regardless of whether they were actually impregnated.

Internally, during estrus they are ovulating, whereas menstruation is what happens after ovulation if a fetus fails to take root in which the uterine wall is shed.

AKA, periods aren't just blood for women, there are small bits of meat too.
#78 - Absolute Madman (05/24/2015) [-]
could you for my sake clarify it once more?

"Internally, during estrus they are ovulating, whereas menstruation is what happens after ovulation if a fetus fails to take root in which the uterine wall is shed." are we talking about dogs or humans here?

"AKA, periods aren't just blood for women, there are small bits of meat too."
im confused. are we talking about humans now? cause if are you then are you saying that everytime a woman bleeds she just failed a fetus? or by fetus do you just mean that the women "shed" some eggs.

just to clarify im not critical on this one
i just need it explained
User avatar #87 - vorarephilia (05/24/2015) [-]
In estrus for dogs, it is blood.
in menstration for women, it is blood with uterine wall.

Not a failed fetus, but a failed fertilization. the egg does not get sperm, therefore doesn't embed itself into the wall.
#67 - oinos (05/24/2015) [-]
So why have I never gotten my free goddamn hamburger then? If she's pushing chunks of meat out of there that I didn't put in, why the fuck am I left empty handed?
User avatar #51 - lotengo (05/24/2015) [-]
well thank you dogperiodexplain
User avatar #18 - evilpapagali (05/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, my dog too.
User avatar #80 - fukkendragonite (05/24/2015) [-]
My dog started bleeding for a few days when she was about 9 years old. We thought she was just having a period and we'd never seen it before somehow. But we took her to the vet and she was actually dying, and an emergency hysterectomy saved her.

Be careful.
User avatar #89 - evilpapagali (05/24/2015) [-]
She already died a couple of years ago of diabetes, but thanks I guess.
User avatar #90 - fukkendragonite (05/24/2015) [-]
Oh, well I'm sorry to hear that bud
#25 - ptolomeus (05/24/2015) [-]
All bitches bleed.
But really, all female dogs i've come across has a menstruation with external loss of blood, every single one and i've met a lot of dogs
source: their owners and logic too i suppose
#33 - I've always been partial to this one.  [+] (18 new replies) 05/23/2015 on The greatest fart +46
#72 - ultimatebuttercup (05/23/2015) [-]
50/50 you go in and come out brown
#71 - metacobalion (05/23/2015) [-]
Another weird boner
#62 - krabface (05/23/2015) [-]
She definitely needs a safety wipe.
HFW
#60 - nargogh (05/23/2015) [-]
It was so... so.... moist
User avatar #43 - semenslurpinglily (05/23/2015) [-]
There are things that should give me a boner.
This, is not one of them.
#89 - badhatharry (05/24/2015) [-]
#64 - FattyMcDoogle (05/23/2015) [-]
fr u bby
#44 - captainprincess (05/23/2015) [-]
embrace the boner, in all it's wonderous and sentient glory
#45 - semenslurpinglily (05/23/2015) [-]
I'm not denying it- I merely am ashamed, but I still embrace it.

Also what is that symbol?
User avatar #47 - captainprincess (05/23/2015) [-]
1d4chan.org/wiki/Slaanesh

TL;DR
A god/goddess born of an entire species of space elves angaged in so much decadent debauchery and deviance that their combined lust and dirty deeds brought a being into existence, who now embodies all that is right with that which is so wrong
User avatar #53 - semenslurpinglily (05/23/2015) [-]
Damn, that's... awesome.
#100 - themarineelite (05/24/2015) [-]
I THINK YOU MEAN HERESY!
#54 - captainprincess (05/23/2015) [-]
#41 - Absolute Madman (05/23/2015) [-]
i really want that in my face
User avatar #39 - salai (05/23/2015) [-]
dunno if it's because i've been at work 12 hours straight but fucking shit that sounds like donald duck throwing up
i dunno dude
i can't stop laughing tho
#48 - testaburger (05/23/2015) [-]
I thought the sound was funny at first, then I read your comment.

oh my fucking god
User avatar #36 - Swoosh (05/23/2015) [-]
I almost smelled it.
#35 - jibbablabba (05/23/2015) [-]
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