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#35 - I'm convinced that the younger a living thing is, the cuter it… 04/17/2015 on Waaaaaaaaaaaah 0
#60 - I'm haven't been keeping up with standard units of sexual flui…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Pornhub Comment +17
#121 - anonymous (04/17/2015) [-]
You see, the American "drop" is what those stupid Yanks use instead of the proper term of tiddlywink. And "poot" is their bastardization of half a British teaspoon.
#62 - stephenfauster (04/17/2015) [-]
I would assume that they have approximately the same value, since the commenter says "two little poots of cum is all he could manage?" and later reiterates as "(t)wo tiddlywinks of cum?"

Emission = Two Poots
Emission = Two Tiddlywinks
Poots = Tiddlywinks
User avatar #103 - nimba (04/17/2015) [-]
ah... the transitive property, of course...
#120 - stephenfauster (04/17/2015) [-]
Yes, but there's also the potential for them to be on different scaling systems, and poots and tiddlywinks only have proportionate values when measured at two, sort of like if Fahrenheit and Celsius were set to a similar approximation.

What if he meant to say it was somewhere between two poots and two tiddlywinks?
User avatar #124 - nimba (04/17/2015) [-]
are you arguing with yourself
#188 - stephenfauster (04/17/2015) [-]
It's a point I didn't consider when writing the initial comment that has the potential to counter said comment.
#96 - ihasbrainworms (04/17/2015) [-]
Two tiddlywinks is equivalent to one smidge of semen.
#110 - OH! That reminds me! I need to buy a gun... 04/17/2015 on Public Freakout Compilation 0
#77 - If you're just starting to work with colors, work with complim… 04/17/2015 on mini tutorials +2
#110 - I live in the Carolinas: Myrtle Beach is a ******** . It… 04/13/2015 on Summer Vacation 0
#28 - N ot in E ducation, E mployment, or T raining. So not in s…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Romanians +19
User avatar #63 - Mesmus (04/10/2015) [-]
Well shit i guess im a neet then
#168 - Huh. I've always thought that edible meant "can be eaten,… 04/06/2015 on Edible Spray Paint -1
#161 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Edible Spray Paint -2
User avatar #165 - rossodonavanv (04/06/2015) [-]
Edible is anything that is food and can be eaten without being harmful to the body. For example, some herbs found in the wild are edible, or can be eaten and used as sustenance for the body. BLEACH is toxic and obviously not edible. Don't try and sound superior and judge something your brain can't even comprehend.
User avatar #168 - huntertde (04/06/2015) [-]
Huh. I've always thought that edible meant "can be eaten," not "suitable for consumption."

I comprehend good the things, such superior 2u

And don't tell me what to do.
#163 - agrofenlas (04/06/2015) [-]
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Is this edible?
#13 - The theory is even simpler: you can skip the admin step (steps…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Admin's got some explaining... +4
#34 - evilhomer (04/04/2015) [-]
I mathed to hard
#13 - I found this frame too funny not to crop for future use. 04/01/2015 on Suicidal Squirrel +11

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