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#817 - **humorouswaste used "*roll picture*"** **humorouswaste rol… 07/10/2016 on Roll for your new older sister 0
#43 - heh. Mice 07/05/2016 on Fimuli Ysam Cieppee +1
#95 - **humorouswaste used "*roll 1, 000-999*"** **humorouswaste … 07/05/2016 on Will have man nips but... 0
#5 - women have been marrying themselves for a while 07/04/2016 on Vieteit Puinoffic Barci -1
#20 - Picture 07/03/2016 on Mom bought me USBs. +15
#36 - im lucky in that i chose computer engineering so if i cant… 07/03/2016 on Tales of Careers [Part x] 0
#22 - its from an old MTV show called Wonder Showzen 07/03/2016 on Tales of Careers [Part x] +2
#3 - there is no better reason to learn another language 07/03/2016 on /A/non is an honest weaboo +97
#5 - shouldnt have gotten that liberal arts degree naw im …  [+] (17 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Tales of Careers [Part x] +152
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#104 - catburglarpenis (07/03/2016) [-]
I got my bachelors in food services but I make most my money being a liberal artist how did I end up this was

I stretch both the materials and what I consider a canvas

And by that I mean I throw paint at people until they pay me to go away
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#159 - amuzen (07/03/2016) [-]
what the fuck do mean you're a liberal artist? Liberal arts is math, science, and history for purely academic purposes as opposed to practical purposes. If you take liberal arts and apply them practically they aren't liberal art's anymore, they're just science math and a history.

Do you mean you're a modern artist?
#166 - catburglarpenis (07/03/2016) [-]
I just stated matter-of-factly that my primary source of income is throwing paint on human beings until they pay me to go away, but you're going to question my choice of artistry?

I was using this use of the word liberal clearly as a joke


And "artist" closer to the definition of "martial artist". Many things are done to people unwillingly in the name of art, though my supposed actions would be against any definition of the law in most countries.

My actual degree is in science. I'm using it to make dick jokes on the Internet with the username "catburglarpenis" because I fought for 4 years to get my college paid for and I can use it however the fuck I want
#66 - anon (07/03/2016) [-]
song name?
#38 - mrmoth (07/03/2016) [-]
Wonder Showzen was real shit back in the days of its existence...
#27 - anon (07/03/2016) [-]
Good luck getting any job,
that isn't a career,
that's hell and has you constantly dealing with customers,
that pays minimum wage,
while the company calls it a "career",
that's a hard as hell job,
that you can only get by beating out 30+ people for a single position, and having several years experience, and having a degree (in anything), and tons of references.
#36 - humorouswaste (07/03/2016) [-]
im lucky in that i chose computer engineering
so if i cant get an office job, i can go the startup route and build my own company
ive got a few good ideas right now just in case

the last place i was sent to for construction was hiring labour starting at 18 bucks an hour which is golden for a 0 education job
hell its more than most liberal arts majors will ever make
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#20 - thenumberq (07/03/2016) [-]
Fucking kek! I must know if there is more of this!
#22 - humorouswaste (07/03/2016) [-]
its from an old MTV show called Wonder Showzen
#18 - hardongo (07/03/2016) [-]
OH man you cant make this shit up and the music made it better
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#17 - amuzen (07/03/2016) [-]
the guy with the puppet IS an asshole because both when he starts recording and towards the end he is making it a point to try and keep the guys face in the frame.

Now I don't know what led up to this chain of events or not so I can't say for sure what's going on. Buuuuut I'm guessing it's more likely the guy with the puppet/camera came up and started bothering the random guy walking about a bit before said guy started getting upset about the camera in his face. Like it just seems a lot less likely to me some guy was recording his puppet in the park and some other dude ran up got in the shot, started complaining about it then tried to walk away whilst remaining in the shot.
#60 - anon (07/03/2016) [-]
his face wasn't in frame for the whole video, so i'd say he made a point not to get it in frame
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#184 - amuzen (07/04/2016) [-]
he tilts out of for it like half a second at one point but otherwise the camera man is purposely rotating the camera and trying to back off either faster or slower so as to keep both his face and the puppets face in the frame as much as possible. He's not just pointing it in a straight line and the guy happens to get in the shot, he's going out of his way to adjust the camera so as to keep the other in the shot even after he starts walking at an angle to get out of it.
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#16 - oneupforme (07/03/2016) [-]
As someone who spent his college years working fast food, I am a firm believer that the world would finally be at peace if everybody worked fast food for just a month of their lives.
#37 - slias (07/03/2016) [-]
I think it would just give people an actually legitimate reason to despise each other.
#7 - cammanderz (07/03/2016) [-]
who ever that guy with the puppet is an asshole
#15 - vixvaporrub (07/03/2016) [-]
relax it's just a kids' show
#684 - **humorouswaste used "*roll picture*"** **humorouswaste rol… 07/02/2016 on Roll for your college... 0

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