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#34 - Picture 04/29/2016 on The Skeleton War comes... 0
#17 - Wait, you're telling me skeletons don't reproduce by boning ea…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2016 on Grim Reaper +19
#18 - jakeslone (04/27/2016) [-]
just cause they don't reproduce doesn't mean they don't bone. There is hope still
#69 - I ain't too bright so correct me if I'm wrong here, but basica…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2016 on Mythical Creatures +2
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#71 - shaddz (04/25/2016) [-]
Not quite, I get the confusion though but it is a response to the fact that you are in the presence of an attractive potential mate and your competition.
Your competition being the one with the erection, so your body responds allowing you to compete for depositing your genetic material.

Now when your competition is also the one your brain is wired to want to fuck it gets a little more complicated and the energy put aside for conflict instead gets put towards sex instead so in that situation you will have adrenaline and all the other chemicals flowing around at once, this would also give a better sexual experience, which again keeps people coming back to this kind of porn.
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#73 - shaddz (04/25/2016) [-]
I should say more intense rather than better as that would be subjective
#64 - What's the appeal of traps? I get it if you're into dudes,…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/25/2016 on Mythical Creatures +5
#81 - anon (04/25/2016) [-]
An attraction to women and dominant males can lead to a straight guy enjoying traps but not finding full on gay porn attractive. Homophobes who don't understand are quick to scream "closet gay!" because they're always on the witch hunt, but you're only gay if you're attracted to the same sex. So a man who is attracted to masculinity or a woman who is attracted to femininity. Traps are doing everything they can to imitate the opposite sex, so if you find the opposite sex attractive then you find them attractive, at least on some level.

It's like in this photo that goes around a lot. If those homophobes were right, then they should be instantly attracted to this person because she's a woman and has a vagina and any woman attracted to her is a lesbian. But a guy who likes traps doesn't like this person because they don't find masculinity attractive.

So, come on guys, prove you're not a raging nancy boy homo and fap to this picture.
#127 - realestrealist (04/25/2016) [-]
"If those homophobes were right, then they should be instantly attracted to this person because she's a woman and has a vagina and any woman attracted to her is a lesbian."

WAT

You're assuming that ALL straight men MUST be attracted to ALL women. Some women are butt-ugly. You posted a picture of a butt-ugly woman. I wouldn't fuck her, just like I wouldn't fuck Hillary Clinton either. Doesn't make me gay.

And yes, any women who's attracted to that woman is a lesbian. Have you seen what actual lesbians look like? This woman in your picture would fit right in at the average dyke bar.
#118 - bonlino (04/25/2016) [-]
so essentially by that logic, any man who doesnt like this woman, is gay. im not trying to go against your statement, contrary in fact. i just wanted to address the pseudo-irony.
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#83 - numbmind (04/25/2016) [-]
That is like telling me to jack it to a fat land whale, fuck that shit, you jacked it to a penis girl and liked it, except your faggotness with honor.
#84 - anon (04/25/2016) [-]
You're not attracted to a man with a vagina? Accept your faggotness with honor.
#123 - zielscheibe (04/25/2016) [-]
This Girl / Guy has a Pussy - so you are right , it is technically a girl still.

But if you only reduce it to the private / genital parts - a Dick chick is a guy according to that logic.

And if a straight girl would fall for this trap and discover that there is no dick in this pants .... she would still be a lesbian if she decided to go all * fuck it - literally *... right ?


I do not care to be honest - i am all about the female parts ( 1.Ass 2. The honeypot 3. Tits ) , like i can not work my sexdrive with another penis involved in the fun. If this girl , no matter how * manly * it looks like , would be nice to hang out with and still have the pussy...

I might , maybe smash , if given the possebility - Sure the lack of tits is confusing just as much as the beard and all. But this could be a best * Bro * to hang out with and still be completely straight whilst fucking.

If that ain't som crazy ass slaneshian shit.

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#85 - numbmind (04/25/2016) [-]
Dude there is no shame in wanting to suck a dick, i won't judge you for it. Men have certain things about women they like and dislike, just so happens you like them to have a giant throbbing cock.
#87 - anon (04/25/2016) [-]
And yet you are the one who still doesn't find women attractive. Me thinks you doth protest too much.
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#79 - yewhans (04/25/2016) [-]
Similar to foot fetish. I don't understand it either.

But the dick wants what the dick wants. So I don't judge.
#67 - shaddz (04/25/2016) [-]
**shaddz used "*roll picture*"**
**shaddz rolled image** Biologically speaking we are attracted to symmetry and features expressing femininity, speaking of sexual selection theory when looked at from animal behaviour perspective ( I did a presentation on this Thursday so its still fresh in my mind) Females go for masculine men as a preference unless they are ovulating when they prefer feminine traits, masculine traits generally mean they are good providers and protectors whilst feminine phenotypic traits mean they are better fathers. Females also prefer more pronounced features, a strong jaw for example.

Males on the other hand prefer symmetry and feminine features so will go for a more average facial composite. This is because as theorised by many people since Darwin; If there was a way to show that an individual was a good provider or parent, then that trait (such as symmetry) will be selected for in order to pass on the best possible genetic variables to the next generation, symmetry shows the ability to successfully form in the face of environmental pressure so the more symmetrical you are, the stronger your genetic stock and so we favour that trait.

This means that men selecting for feminine features is innate, we find it attractive because it has been selected for consistently over our evolutionary past, now the addition of a penis may confuse the issue but would not remove that innate attraction.

when it comes to trap porn, the addition of an erect penis provides stimulation for sexual conflict, basically the response around an attractive mate plus an excited member would trigger the response to become aroused yourself in order to compete for said mate, in other words it is not gay, it just manipulates our innate attractions, which is why most people who are straight and are attracted to traps are so confused by it, the addition of the fact that this novel object is so common these days it essentially trains us to ignore many of the aspects that would usually repulse us by the fact it is in fact a male, and this can result in widening the sexual preference of individuals who subject themselves to it more, meaning you can slowly edge toward being bi curious but the attraction will remain for the same features, just on men as well if they are feminine enough.

if you are interested I have approximately 2 pages of references for the symmetry aspect although many of the papers also look at other aspects such as the individuals or creatures upbringing, if I didn't have exams in 2 weeks I would happily hunt down some primary research material on this subject, but I am not going to cut into my revision time with reference hunting that I am not getting graded on.
#135 - shaddz (04/25/2016) [-]
**shaddz used "*roll picture*"**
**shaddz rolled image** Appleisland, I see you disagree. Is that because you have evidence of the contrary you would like to discuss or has what I said jut made you angry as the raging homophobe you are?

Or is it the picture cus yea that was a bad roll
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#144 - appleisland (04/26/2016) [-]
The bad roll Sorry man, it's a reflex
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#145 - shaddz (04/26/2016) [-]
haha its cool, dont blame ya in that case
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#136 - shaddz (04/25/2016) [-]
really, again
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#69 - hugsta (04/25/2016) [-]
I ain't too bright so correct me if I'm wrong here, but basically you're saying that the brain can mistake the trap's boner for your own boner in a way?
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#71 - shaddz (04/25/2016) [-]
Not quite, I get the confusion though but it is a response to the fact that you are in the presence of an attractive potential mate and your competition.
Your competition being the one with the erection, so your body responds allowing you to compete for depositing your genetic material.

Now when your competition is also the one your brain is wired to want to fuck it gets a little more complicated and the energy put aside for conflict instead gets put towards sex instead so in that situation you will have adrenaline and all the other chemicals flowing around at once, this would also give a better sexual experience, which again keeps people coming back to this kind of porn.
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#73 - shaddz (04/25/2016) [-]
I should say more intense rather than better as that would be subjective
#65 - awesomenesss (04/25/2016) [-]
Closet gays who have not come to terms with themselves being gay. Since traps usually look more "girly" than regular dudes, they think it's not gay.
#29 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2016 on One day +78
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#58 - tapeworms (04/25/2016) [-]
Heh, I live there. Only tourists freak out when they see him though, to everyone else here he's just part of the town. You're pretty much guaranteed to see him if you go to downtown Portland.
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#30 - drhoffable (04/24/2016) [-]
definitely keeping portland weird
#81 - awaken my masters 04/22/2016 on Dank Anime Weebms Part 79 +1
#29 - Best couple. Season 2 when?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2016 on never reveal your powerlevel +13
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#53 - Sethorein (04/22/2016) [-]
Wow that chuunibyou show sure looks great.
#1210980 - I'm watching these ones Koutetsujou no Kabaneri Hero a… 04/14/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#22 - welcome to the twilight zone 04/11/2016 on weird shit comp +1
#38 - aw **** son that opening song is nice  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2016 on Guess Whats Out Today? +20
#107 - jarlofwhiterun (04/04/2016) [-]
The song is by Porno Craffiti, I think I came a little when I noticed their name in the opening.
#90 - dreygur (04/04/2016) [-]
Invisible girl jumping around
#77 - SlicerFlux (04/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, they nailed it.