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#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on eack +34
#3 - ubercookieboy (15 hours ago) [-]
#10 - whenindoubtsplooge (10 hours ago) [-]
#6 - Picture 16 hours ago on Payday 2 - Spongebob edition 0
#8 - Yup, he gets some of the $2.6 million and her delicious tears 22 hours ago on KARMA BONER +5
#11 - Steam is introducing mods for Skyrim where you have to pay for them 04/25/2015 on Damn the Valvmor 0
#36 - My soul is still yours ****** 04/18/2015 on he still has me 0
#14 - sauce on this?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Hello? +3
User avatar #23 - zeldamasterace (04/15/2015) [-]
stggs bby
#10 - You see. These Islamist extremists. They're not soldie…  [+] (22 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Feels +346
#116 - firesky (04/06/2015) [-]
What they do is shit, but don't try to excuse actions of the US-military that are as bad with it.
User avatar #96 - groborg (04/06/2015) [-]
Thank you for calling them extremists and not just Islamists. Its important to make a distinction here. Islamists are not harmful. However, extremists are, just like christian extremists, national extremists etc.

Thank you.
User avatar #93 - straightbusta (04/06/2015) [-]
They're not Islamist, either. Don't fall for that shit, they're actions show that they know nothing about Islam.
#66 - fefe (04/06/2015) [-]
They're not even fucking extremists. They're mercenaries being paid by mad men to destabilize the region.
#33 - fefe (04/06/2015) [-]
The days of honor in warfare are long gone to the history books. welcome to the days of cut throat get the job done anyway you can and still go home. welcome to the society that gives no fucks whether you are involved in the war or not. if you can be a shield well tough luck. welcome to what modern warfare is. is it right? no! is it honorable? no! but there are not as many countries that believe in honor anymore.
#79 - gangbangtime (04/06/2015) [-]
Honor never existed back then, It's more prevalent now than ever. Do you even history?
User avatar #67 - drldrl (04/06/2015) [-]
You think this is recent?
Armies used to slaughter and raped entire towns. The Vikings especially.
I'd say things are way better now, and you've fallen for the romanticized history that media gives you.
User avatar #63 - badsamaritan (04/06/2015) [-]
To be honest modern day warfare is less brutal twords civilians that ancient or warfare during the revolutionary times.
We have tons and tons of precautions taken to secure the safety of any non combatant so much that it ends up getting many of our own killed, i.e. ROE.
#28 - krasnogvardiech (04/06/2015) [-]
#12 - sinery (04/05/2015) [-]
They do it because they have to.
When all you got is 100 kids with sticks, you don't go and attack the enemy of 10000 gigga niggas in power armor head on.
#62 - imnotkickthecat (04/06/2015) [-]
They dont "have to" use non combatants as shields. They dont "have to" use their children as bombs. They dont "have to" use their women as cannon fodder.

The difference between normal guerrilla warfare and what these terrorists are doing is the emphasis on the non combatants. There have been many guerrilla forces out there in the face of much greater forces. Except those did not use women, children, and other civilians as shields and weapons intentionally.

Examples being The French resistance against the nazis, the American revolutionaries against the British, Hannibal vs Rome to some extent, and many others through the ages.

Of course no matter what you do if you fight in population centers people not involved are going to die. If you bomb a weapons factory the workers are going to die. It happens in war, but those are declared war targets meant to cripple a war machine so targeting civilians doesn't have to happen.

I honestly cannot think of another group in history that turns their own next generation into outright bombs.
#109 - fefe (04/06/2015) [-]
I find it amusing how you literally buy into everything you're told.
We're talking people, no matter how extremist they are. They don't deliberately do this.
In the greentext, the suicide bomber didn't deliberately aim for that little girl. It was an ambush and he most definitely lost control/freaked out.
Stay bluepilled.
#141 - fefe (04/06/2015) [-]
Yea, i lost my childhood friend trying to rescue a group of children after a short firefight on the same street. He and two other went there to escort them out only to be blown up by one of the boy's suicide vest, not only killing two of those soldiers, but killing all 7 children there.
User avatar #17 - blanketboss (04/05/2015) [-]
for further reference look at the revolutionary war, you cant fight a gentleman war if the enemy is better equipped and trained
#23 - fefe (04/06/2015) [-]
I'm unsure of who's side you're on, since you have thumbs for agreeing with sinery. Either way, America didn't involve unarmed civilians in the fight. We just used Guerrilla Warfare. This is very different from what these extremists are doing.
User avatar #35 - blanketboss (04/06/2015) [-]
i'm not arguing for either side, sinners is simply talking about guerrilla warfare and I'm just making the point that the reason for this is that they are less equipped and less trained and therefore can't fight heads on.
And since the US didn't really have an official army at that point, when does a civilian become a combatant? vietnam
#77 - gangbangtime (04/06/2015) [-]

>Revolutionary way
You guys mostly used hired mercenaries, I think most were german? It sure as hell wasn't just guerilla warfare.
User avatar #97 - pirateseatcarrots (04/06/2015) [-]
Those were British buddy. And German were hussars
User avatar #94 - blanketboss (04/06/2015) [-]
It mainly is considered guerrilla warfare since the british didn't know how to fight the american forces, considering they were not used to fighting heads on and the mercenaries the americans used were actually a smaller part of the "army". I'm german, pls don't throw me in with them
#78 - gangbangtime (04/06/2015) [-]
Revolutionary way? Goddamnitt. War*
User avatar #38 - meganinja (04/06/2015) [-]
The U.S. did have an official army. But the majority was militias.
User avatar #64 - captainrattrap (04/06/2015) [-]
Washington led the real army, however the various settlements had minutemen that could be up and ready to fight the british whenever, and they did. Just not from the windows of crowded markets. More like the tall grass around rivers and over tunnels.
#14 - This kinda haunts me a little. This shows that, despite be…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2015 on Blast from the Past #3 0
User avatar #16 - nibblebrsingr (04/05/2015) [-]
Убирайся отсюда сталкера
#238 - Picture 03/30/2015 on i cri evrytiem +1
#167 - >Be me, sophomore in high skul >15 y/o fag trying to…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2015 on i cri evrytiem +3
#179 - OtisMcWonderful (03/30/2015) [-]
It's better than my story, if it makes you feel better.

>Junior year
>16 years old
>something clicks and I fall for a really close friend
>start "dating"
>4 months in, dumped with no reason given
>had enough after 2 weeks
>asked if I did anything wrong and asked for another shot
>resume "dating"
>everything seems fine, go to prom not too long after
>a few weeks after prom, dumped once again with no reason
>Summer break, so fuck it, break all contact
>school finally starts once again
>still ignore her for a month or so
>can't take it anymore and have to know why
>badger her until she tells me
>she says she's gay
>tells me how I was so happy and shit when I finally asked her out
>she felt like it would hurt me to say no
>mfw wasting 6 months on that shit hurt more

It was just so out of left field. I didn't see it coming at all. She generally showed no outward signs of being gay.
#238 - hueman (03/30/2015) [-]

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#40 - darthblam ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas, ya' filthy animal.
User avatar #37 - darthblam ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Holy crap, I didn't know you made those site-knight (whatever) comics.
#38 to #37 - hueman (08/08/2014) [-]
Eh, I took your suggestion and went ahead with it, worked out alright   
I guess I owe it all to you for getting me on here (literally)
Eh, I took your suggestion and went ahead with it, worked out alright
I guess I owe it all to you for getting me on here (literally)
#39 to #38 - darthblam ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Suggestion..? I can't remember what I suggested...
.. Was it about putting comics on FJ?

If so, nah, you don't owe nothin'. It was all you, meng.
And yeah, it looks like your comics do pretty well. I haven't made any decent OC that requires drawing..
#35 - fefe (07/18/2014) [-]
Pssst, are you ever going to continue your comic?
User avatar #36 to #35 - hueman (07/18/2014) [-]
Working on it now, Chief
User avatar #32 - luckybastard (05/19/2014) [-]
bro, keep this up and youll have to make your own webcomic

the story looks good and art also improves

expect fanart
#33 to #32 - hueman (05/19/2014) [-]
Many thanks, friend
#30 - anticitezenone (05/19/2014) [-]
You're good at sketching   
next time (or sometime) try your hand at coloring in, I'd bet you'd be good at it
You're good at sketching

next time (or sometime) try your hand at coloring in, I'd bet you'd be good at it
User avatar #29 - sao (03/24/2014) [-]
I like comics much. Very good and sketch.
#13 - aerosol (03/18/2014) [-]
Nice job making those comics mang. It's weird. Nowadays you only see people making comics every once in a blue moon, but yours are not only consistent but there well made, well thought out and everything! You're at least good as samio.

I just hope people get encouraged by your work. With you, sithface, and a few others making comics again, FJ just might enter another golden age of OC comic makers.
#14 to #13 - hueman (03/18/2014) [-]
Th-thank you... so much...
Th-thank you... so much...
#18 to #14 - aerosol (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh, and since instalation mentioned Dark Souls I have to ask: Did you get any of the ideas behind your armor design from Knight Lautrec of Carim? Cuz that 			******		 tight
Oh, and since instalation mentioned Dark Souls I have to ask: Did you get any of the ideas behind your armor design from Knight Lautrec of Carim? Cuz that ****** tight
User avatar #25 to #18 - instalation (03/18/2014) [-]
YOU'VEMISSPELLED INSTALL- oh wait this isn't the games board.
User avatar #27 to #25 - aerosol (03/18/2014) [-]
honestly, I only did it to summon you
this turned out to be even more Dark Souls-y than I had imagined
User avatar #19 to #18 - hueman (03/18/2014) [-]
Why yes
You're the first person to publicly refer that to me. I'm pleasantly surprised. Props to you, good sir, for your keen eye.
User avatar #20 to #19 - aerosol (03/18/2014) [-]
Yeh, I just beat the game for the first time so it's been on my mind quite a bit. So what class are you in the game?
User avatar #21 to #20 - hueman (03/18/2014) [-]
I'm a knight, myself.
I've only advanced to level 5, though, and haven't touched upon the game in a while
User avatar #22 to #21 - aerosol (03/18/2014) [-]
I decided to be a wanderer the first time around. It kinda sucked so I tried again as a pyromancer. Best decision ever ****** fireballs and lava and **** . Are you on your first playthrough, because I may have to give you a few non-spoiler oriented hints?
User avatar #23 to #22 - hueman (03/18/2014) [-]
Go on ahead, I'm all ears
User avatar #24 to #23 - aerosol (03/18/2014) [-]
Okay. First things first, have you gotten out of Undead Burg yet?
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (03/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, nice work on the comics, you're like the traditional version of myself. I can't draw for sheiz with a paper and pen.

Keep up the good work!

#16 to #15 - hueman (03/18/2014) [-]
It's... it's...the great samio himself!!   
Thank you, almighty one! I won't let you down!
It's... it's...the great samio himself!!
Thank you, almighty one! I won't let you down!
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (03/18/2014) [-]
I have faith in you, you'll do just fine.

#10 - ponyfaggotsmustdie (03/18/2014) [-]
let me get up in dat ass
User avatar #8 - instalation (03/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 to #9 - instalation (03/18/2014) [-]
the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies DoyouhaveitonthePC
#12 to #11 - hueman (03/18/2014) [-]
I am srry
I am srry
User avatar #26 to #12 - instalation (03/18/2014) [-]
Damn that sucks. I'm waiting for Dark Souls 2 to come out on Steam. If you have Dark Souls 2, does it live up to the first Dark Souls? don'tspoilitpls
User avatar #5 - folkflunky (03/17/2014) [-]
You might not like this idea, but I think that Tumblr should be a girl in your comics. Just an idea though.
#6 to #5 - hueman (03/17/2014) [-]
Sssshh, spoilers, man, spoilers!
Sssshh, spoilers, man, spoilers!
User avatar #7 to #6 - folkflunky (03/17/2014) [-]
Are you saying I predicted the future?
Alright calm down FolkFlunky keep it together.
I'm gonna win 100,000,000,000 U$D tomorrow.
User avatar #1 - jimimipwr (03/16/2014) [-]
#2 to #1 - hueman (03/16/2014) [-]
#3 to #2 - jimimipwr (03/16/2014) [-]
...Nevermind, good sir.   
I took you for someone else, a friend of mine.   
You aren't "phil", obviously.   
Habe a good day.
...Nevermind, good sir.
I took you for someone else, a friend of mine.
You aren't "phil", obviously.

Habe a good day.
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