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latest user's comments

#72942 - I've downloaded a **** ton of brushes and i wanted to t…  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on Drawing & Art - drawing... +2
User avatar #72950 - teoyeezy (3 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, that's a fantastic texture
User avatar #72949 - trisketthebiskit (4 hours ago) [-]
pretty cool man
#1155468 - best smug 8 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1155463 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1155465 - holsety (8 hours ago) [-]
Bait is something you use to lure something else
#1155375 - we all know this show is gonna suck ass. The manga material is… 13 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1155369 - ''tfw meme still not explained'' -newbtwo  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1155371 - ryujiizumi (13 hours ago) [-]
#1155220 - jokes on you, i didn't even know it was from league 05/27/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1155139 - man i love being banned  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1155168 - newbtwo (05/26/2015) [-]
youre not allowed to post this

you dont even play league
User avatar #1155230 - whathaveyoudone (05/27/2015) [-]
tiddies r 4 every1
User avatar #1155220 - hsm (05/27/2015) [-]
jokes on you, i didn't even know it was from league
#6 - You didn't even ******* save it you filthy casual  [+] (19 new replies) 05/26/2015 on FB weebs +326
#154 - cormy (13 hours ago) [-]
>>#37
>>#24
I am enjoying this love of C.C. greatly.
Here, have a cookie boyoz.
#155 - cormy (13 hours ago) [-]
#157 - cormy (13 hours ago) [-]
#158 - cormy (13 hours ago) [-]
#160 - cormy (12 hours ago) [-]
#161 - cormy (12 hours ago) [-]
I can likely point you to the sources of most of these if not all if anyone's interested.
#176 - bluedmokoto (12 hours ago) [-]
I'd like the source
#110 - puckisthis (17 hours ago) [-]
C. 2 or C.C from code geass
User avatar #106 - kriml (17 hours ago) [-]
Can I save this image to my computer?
#124 - masculino (16 hours ago) [-]
Save it, it's all yours my friend
#91 - incubi (19 hours ago) [-]
nice.
#120 - darkangeloffire (16 hours ago) [-]
love the motion
User avatar #61 - blandbland (23 hours ago) [-]
How is this nice I can't even see her face
User avatar #59 - blandbland (23 hours ago) [-]
How is this nice I can't even see her face
User avatar #45 - zacoren (05/27/2015) [-]
Nice fucking weebs
#29 - anonymous (05/26/2015) [-]
#24 - boomerpyro (05/26/2015) [-]
c.c is the godlike waifu
User avatar #37 - thisisnotaname (05/27/2015) [-]
I have a poster of C.C

Shit's neat.
#1155004 - thats not a good power ranger toy at all 05/26/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1155003 - Is that all stranger? 05/26/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0

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#195 - hsm (02/09/2015) [+] (7 replies)
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#71 - hsm (09/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Thanks for visiting!!
User avatar #233 - newbtwo (05/26/2015) [-]
i know youre online faggot
#226 - yibdiy (05/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #227 to #226 - hsm (05/25/2015) [-]
?
#228 to #227 - yibdiy (05/25/2015) [-]
Dunno, bored as 			****		.
Dunno, bored as **** .
User avatar #230 to #228 - hsm (05/25/2015) [-]
its your turn to blog, asshole
User avatar #232 to #230 - yibdiy (05/25/2015) [-]
I'm at work doing essay, bored as **** .
User avatar #229 to #228 - hsm (05/25/2015) [-]
**** that gif
skipped uni today cuz literally dying, woke up about 5 minutes ago. I'll be on on skype after im done with breakfast
#231 to #229 - yibdiy (05/25/2015) [-]
Was gonna post more but apparently I ain't got more (only this one, which I should have used in the first place coz it's "prequel").   
 Oh right, 2015. Cool, glad to see another of my predictions come true.
Was gonna post more but apparently I ain't got more (only this one, which I should have used in the first place coz it's "prequel").
Oh right, 2015. Cool, glad to see another of my predictions come true.
#225 - focalanemo (05/18/2015) [-]
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User avatar #222 to #221 - hsm (05/12/2015) [-]
why are you posting straight up porn on my profile?
User avatar #224 to #223 - hsm (05/12/2015) [-]
Holy **** this is some long ass time for delivery but better late than never. You are one determined ************ i'll give you that.
#207 to #206 - hsm (03/04/2015) [-]
I've seen this before. Step up your game senpai.
I've seen this before. Step up your game senpai.
User avatar #178 - yibdiy (01/27/2015) [-]
BENIS
User avatar #179 to #178 - hsm (01/27/2015) [-]
It is okay to be gay. I support you!!
User avatar #180 to #179 - yibdiy (01/27/2015) [-]
"It is okay to be gay"
That's some beheading material right there
User avatar #175 - newbrony (01/24/2015) [-]
u 2 bby
User avatar #176 to #175 - hsm (01/24/2015) [-]
;__________________;
User avatar #177 to #176 - newbrony (01/24/2015) [-]
spoon
User avatar #154 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Holy ******* **** , I'm about to take an exam and there's an actual fedora neckbeard here. I didn't know they were real AND in my country ;___;
User avatar #155 to #154 - hsm (01/22/2015) [-]
It's okay, mirrors in exam rooms aren't that uncommon
User avatar #156 to #155 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Pretty solid burn, 8/10.
BUT you know what I look like, so you know it's a lie and therefore meh burn. Gotta lower it to 6/10 (it was still nice), sorry.
User avatar #157 to #156 - hsm (01/22/2015) [-]
Good enough for now
#158 to #157 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Really though, what the **** . I had no idea they were real. I thought it was some sort of internet spookyspaghetti

And then there was also Lester from GTAV-looking ************ , except with long, thin hair. Even the ******* expression fits. Now I understand why slavs are considered inferior.
User avatar #160 to #158 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Speak for yourself. Only beautiful 10/10 people here.
User avatar #161 to #160 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
You are there though
User avatar #162 to #161 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
today im just getting rekt
User avatar #163 to #162 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
If it helps you, I've failed 3 exams today.
User avatar #164 to #163 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh **** ***** , for real?

Please no, you can't be dumber than ham. I'm not ready for such a change.

Dammit yib, why? How?
User avatar #165 to #164 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Because I'm a terrible student and a lazy piece of **** to boot. I still have 1 attempt left on two of them and 2 on the 3rd but though
User avatar #166 to #165 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Well **** . Good luck.

However, as usual, I'm doing slightly worse.

I...er....um...kinda forgot to write my name in the exam lists on time so I'm probably gonna fail this year.
User avatar #167 to #166 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Man, that sucks. Can't you talk to profs or anything?
User avatar #168 to #167 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Well, all of them agreed to give me a second chance except one of them who hates my **** , and I can't go on without passing his class.
User avatar #169 to #168 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Holy **** , what a cunt. Is that decision final?
User avatar #170 to #169 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Well, he can change it until the end of this week but that won't happen. ***** tries to **** me up at every turn and he finally found a legit way.

T F W
F
W
User avatar #171 to #170 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
**** . So you gotta repeat the whole year, not just his class? Why?
User avatar #173 to #171 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
I can't believe I'm gonna ask this but withdrawal 2 strong.

How's Clicker Heroes going?
User avatar #172 to #171 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
That's how it goes. I won't have to attend all classes but I'm gonna have to retake everything. If i'm really lucky they'll put me in at autumn semester so I don't have to repeat the whole year, just work extra hard on the next one because I have less time.

****** retarded and complicated.
User avatar #174 to #172 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Maybe you'll actually manage to convince him, hope dies la- oh **** , tomorrow's friday, as in "end of this week," **** . So I take it you are booked for the next year... Man, **** .

Heh. 1312 currently, got a new hero, so today I'll stop at about 1350, I think. So far with all buffs it still takes me in the 30 seconds through all 4lvls+boss and then still some from the next lvl.
User avatar #159 to #158 - hsm (01/22/2015) [-]
I have no idea how to respond but i guess you have my sympathy. Every country has its fair share of fedora neckbeards, even mine does. The only difference is that fedora neckbeards here can't claim that ''God isn't real'' because beheading.
User avatar #147 - newbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
ur gey lol
User avatar #148 to #147 - hsm (01/11/2015) [-]
no u
User avatar #150 to #149 - hsm (01/17/2015) [-]
are you dead? Pls send me hot nudes of 72 virgin angels from Heaven. Or a selfie from hell idgaf
User avatar #151 to #150 - newbrony (01/17/2015) [-]
both phone and computer ded
User avatar #152 to #151 - hsm (01/17/2015) [-]
you should change your avatar because you're not at all cool. You ******* suck.
>2015
>not having some form of alternative to all your technologies.

My toaster died and i ******* made toast on a ******* frying pan. I didnt just not make toast. You ******* piece of ****

i miss you
User avatar #153 to #152 - newbrony (01/17/2015) [-]
I am uncool.
I did find an alternative.

By those powers combined, I am currently at a party, shut in a room, getting my internet fix.
Every half an hour or so some couple bursts in trying to have sex. They see me and leave.
Computer is **** tho and doesnt have skype
;_; ill come back bby
#141 - yibdiy (01/09/2015) [-]
Petition to bring back Shinobu.
Petition to bring back Shinobu.
User avatar #143 to #141 - hsm (01/09/2015) [-]
on the other hand Shinobu is love
#144 to #143 - yibdiy (01/09/2015) [-]
Of course she is.
#142 to #141 - hsm (01/09/2015) [-]
You're gonna need about 100 signatures *******
User avatar #138 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello
#139 to #138 - hsm (01/09/2015) [-]
hi
hi
User avatar #140 to #139 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
LOLMIKU
#132 - awoogirl (12/17/2014) [-]
Awoo~
#133 to #132 - hsm (12/17/2014) [-]
good girl
User avatar #130 - yibdiy (12/17/2014) [-]
dicks
User avatar #131 to #130 - hsm (12/17/2014) [-]
as i said, i see no difference
#126 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Nice avatar faggit, give me full size
User avatar #127 to #126 - hsm (12/16/2014) [-]
Log in and ask for it like a man
#128 to #127 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
my family cant afford to log me in
#129 to #128 - hsm (12/16/2014) [-]
only because you made me chuckle
User avatar #125 to #124 - hsm (12/12/2014) [-]
water is wet
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