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#1108297 - you tryna pick a fight ******* ?  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1108298 - playercz (1 hour ago) [-]
not at all, its just that nobody sees the drop in quality or I'm just imagining it
#1108296 - >not being able to keep up  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1108302 - focalanemo (32 minutes ago) [-]
I know what's going on but there are just strange jumps inbetween. For example episode 3: we see the chase of all those bikers who are after celty and suddenly it cuts to the highschoolers, and their gang problems, who are completely irrelevant at the moment The whole episode is about Hijiribe Ruri but they still want to cramm those people in the episode..
#1108294 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1108295 - playercz (1 hour ago) [-]
well, I'm not surprised
User avatar #1108297 - hsm (1 hour ago) [-]
you tryna pick a fight fuckboi?
User avatar #1108298 - playercz (1 hour ago) [-]
not at all, its just that nobody sees the drop in quality or I'm just imagining it
#1108280 - i only like the AOT abriged by Team FourStar 2 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1108277 - Its not like he's gonna be able to finish Berserk during his l…  [+] (5 new replies) 2 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1108284 - playercz (2 hours ago) [-]
it started out so nicely, tho, but once Gutts got his harem group of followers it became pretty meh
#1108294 - hsm (1 hour ago) [-]
User avatar #1108295 - playercz (1 hour ago) [-]
well, I'm not surprised
User avatar #1108297 - hsm (1 hour ago) [-]
you tryna pick a fight fuckboi?
User avatar #1108298 - playercz (1 hour ago) [-]
not at all, its just that nobody sees the drop in quality or I'm just imagining it
#1108147 - That movie gave me a headache and made me dizzy 10/10 will… 13 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1107990 - >says you 22 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1107983 - Guess whose back, back again 22 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#176 - ;__________________;  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on hsm's profile 0
User avatar #177 - newbrony (22 hours ago) [-]
spoon
#1107971 - i miss you  [+] (3 new replies) 22 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1107986 - bababadsheep (22 hours ago) [-]
das gay
User avatar #1107991 - newbrony (22 hours ago) [-]
shut up sheep dont make this straight
User avatar #1107990 - hsm (22 hours ago) [-]
>says you

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#71 - hsm (09/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by hsm
Thanks for visiting!!
User avatar #175 - newbrony (22 hours ago) [-]
u 2 bby
User avatar #176 to #175 - hsm (22 hours ago) [-]
;__________________;
User avatar #177 to #176 - newbrony (22 hours ago) [-]
spoon
User avatar #154 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Holy ******* **** , I'm about to take an exam and there's an actual fedora neckbeard here. I didn't know they were real AND in my country ;___;
User avatar #155 to #154 - hsm (01/22/2015) [-]
It's okay, mirrors in exam rooms aren't that uncommon
User avatar #156 to #155 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Pretty solid burn, 8/10.
BUT you know what I look like, so you know it's a lie and therefore meh burn. Gotta lower it to 6/10 (it was still nice), sorry.
User avatar #157 to #156 - hsm (01/22/2015) [-]
Good enough for now
#158 to #157 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Really though, what the **** . I had no idea they were real. I thought it was some sort of internet spookyspaghetti

And then there was also Lester from GTAV-looking ************ , except with long, thin hair. Even the ******* expression fits. Now I understand why slavs are considered inferior.
User avatar #160 to #158 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Speak for yourself. Only beautiful 10/10 people here.
User avatar #161 to #160 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
You are there though
User avatar #162 to #161 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
today im just getting rekt
User avatar #163 to #162 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
If it helps you, I've failed 3 exams today.
User avatar #164 to #163 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh **** ***** , for real?

Please no, you can't be dumber than ham. I'm not ready for such a change.

Dammit yib, why? How?
User avatar #165 to #164 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Because I'm a terrible student and a lazy piece of **** to boot. I still have 1 attempt left on two of them and 2 on the 3rd but though
User avatar #166 to #165 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Well **** . Good luck.

However, as usual, I'm doing slightly worse.

I...er....um...kinda forgot to write my name in the exam lists on time so I'm probably gonna fail this year.
User avatar #167 to #166 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Man, that sucks. Can't you talk to profs or anything?
User avatar #168 to #167 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Well, all of them agreed to give me a second chance except one of them who hates my **** , and I can't go on without passing his class.
User avatar #169 to #168 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Holy **** , what a cunt. Is that decision final?
User avatar #170 to #169 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Well, he can change it until the end of this week but that won't happen. ***** tries to **** me up at every turn and he finally found a legit way.

T F W
F
W
User avatar #171 to #170 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
**** . So you gotta repeat the whole year, not just his class? Why?
User avatar #173 to #171 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
I can't believe I'm gonna ask this but withdrawal 2 strong.

How's Clicker Heroes going?
User avatar #172 to #171 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
That's how it goes. I won't have to attend all classes but I'm gonna have to retake everything. If i'm really lucky they'll put me in at autumn semester so I don't have to repeat the whole year, just work extra hard on the next one because I have less time.

****** retarded and complicated.
User avatar #174 to #172 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Maybe you'll actually manage to convince him, hope dies la- oh **** , tomorrow's friday, as in "end of this week," **** . So I take it you are booked for the next year... Man, **** .

Heh. 1312 currently, got a new hero, so today I'll stop at about 1350, I think. So far with all buffs it still takes me in the 30 seconds through all 4lvls+boss and then still some from the next lvl.
User avatar #159 to #158 - hsm (01/22/2015) [-]
I have no idea how to respond but i guess you have my sympathy. Every country has its fair share of fedora neckbeards, even mine does. The only difference is that fedora neckbeards here can't claim that ''God isn't real'' because beheading.
User avatar #147 - newbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
ur gey lol
User avatar #148 to #147 - hsm (01/11/2015) [-]
no u
User avatar #150 to #149 - hsm (01/17/2015) [-]
are you dead? Pls send me hot nudes of 72 virgin angels from Heaven. Or a selfie from hell idgaf
User avatar #151 to #150 - newbrony (01/17/2015) [-]
both phone and computer ded
User avatar #152 to #151 - hsm (01/17/2015) [-]
you should change your avatar because you're not at all cool. You ******* suck.
>2015
>not having some form of alternative to all your technologies.

My toaster died and i ******* made toast on a ******* frying pan. I didnt just not make toast. You ******* piece of ****

i miss you
User avatar #153 to #152 - newbrony (01/17/2015) [-]
I am uncool.
I did find an alternative.

By those powers combined, I am currently at a party, shut in a room, getting my internet fix.
Every half an hour or so some couple bursts in trying to have sex. They see me and leave.
Computer is **** tho and doesnt have skype
;_; ill come back bby
#141 - yibdiy (01/09/2015) [-]
Petition to bring back Shinobu.
Petition to bring back Shinobu.
User avatar #143 to #141 - hsm (01/09/2015) [-]
on the other hand Shinobu is love
#144 to #143 - yibdiy (01/09/2015) [-]
Of course she is.
#142 to #141 - hsm (01/09/2015) [-]
You're gonna need about 100 signatures *******
User avatar #138 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
hello
#139 to #138 - hsm (01/09/2015) [-]
hi
hi
User avatar #140 to #139 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
LOLMIKU
#132 - awoogirl (12/17/2014) [-]
Awoo~
#133 to #132 - hsm (12/17/2014) [-]
good girl
User avatar #130 - yibdiy (12/17/2014) [-]
dicks
User avatar #131 to #130 - hsm (12/17/2014) [-]
as i said, i see no difference
#126 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Nice avatar faggit, give me full size
User avatar #127 to #126 - hsm (12/16/2014) [-]
Log in and ask for it like a man
#128 to #127 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
my family cant afford to log me in
#129 to #128 - hsm (12/16/2014) [-]
only because you made me chuckle
User avatar #124 - bababadsheep ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #125 to #124 - hsm (12/12/2014) [-]
water is wet
User avatar #120 - newbrony (12/11/2014) [-]
It would appear my computer is pepsi.
#121 to #120 - hsm (12/11/2014) [-]
R.I.P in peace your computer.
Are you not gonna be online on skype for a while?
User avatar #122 to #121 - newbrony (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't know man. I'll see what I can do.
#123 to #122 - hsm (12/11/2014) [-]
Basically how you feel right now
#114 - dbdeano ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
#115 to #114 - hsm (11/27/2014) [-]
Y-you too
#116 to #115 - dbdeano ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #96 - adunsaveme (10/30/2014) [-]
nice avatar fag
User avatar #97 to #96 - hsm (10/30/2014) [-]
Thank you very much you asshole.
User avatar #82 - themagicdalek (10/17/2014) [-]
I love you
#83 to #82 - hsm (10/17/2014) [-]
Oh my, this is all so sudden
#72 - dbdeano ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
rip
#73 to #72 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
#NoRagrets
#63 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
I can suck your dick
User avatar #64 to #63 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
Anyone with a mouth can, what's your point?
#65 to #64 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
it's your birthday want me to suck your dick
User avatar #66 to #65 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
sure why not
#67 to #66 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
live in California
User avatar #68 to #67 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
Hmmm you need a really flexible neck if you're gonna suck me off all the way from California
#69 to #68 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
engaging engineer

have a nice day
User avatar #70 to #69 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
thanks you too
User avatar #41 to #40 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
umm dude that's not me!!
User avatar #46 to #41 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
but that doesnt awnser my question, i know u have straight hair so how do u do it?
User avatar #47 to #46 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
My hair is naturally straight. I haven't used a comb in 8 months. I just wash them daily and that's it.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
send pics or no proof
i dont belive anyone has natrually stright hair
#49 to #48 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
well i don't have to prove it
#50 to #49 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
shiet now what do i do to git pics
#51 to #50 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
You do know i'm a guy right? Why you want pics?
#52 to #51 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
thier like trading cards to me
User avatar #53 to #52 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
happy?
#54 to #53 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
you said what ever i want right?
also u look indian
User avatar #55 to #54 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
I live in Pakistan, which is next to india, so that's your explanation. And whatever means whatever, i don't care. I'm a confident ************* slut.
#56 to #55 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
awww yea im making trading cards out of these
User avatar #57 to #56 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
LOL, send them to me when you're done.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
will take a while ima try to get as many people as posable
User avatar #60 to #58 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
There are also gonna be some really cringe worthy pictures of me and i'm sorry that you had to see them. I took them back when i was going through my cringe years.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
not as bad as some of the **** i've seen
User avatar #62 to #61 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
Of course Thankfully i wasn't as cringey as most 12 year olds but still i would want to forget those years.
User avatar #59 to #58 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
have fun
User avatar #39 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Nice OC
User avatar #42 to #39 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
what OC?
#44 to #43 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh i made that Vivian James picture. Thank you for liking it.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
It's really nice, saved.
#37 - sassguardian (09/03/2014) [-]
You're going down, cutie pie.
User avatar #38 to #37 - hsm (09/05/2014) [-]
k
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