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#116 - Don't clean your ears daily. You can get a massive ear infecti…  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on This is how i did it +1
User avatar #132 - TheExile (6 hours ago) [-]
True stuff. I got a staff infection in my ear, which moved to my lymph nodes, to my throat, then down into my digestive tract. After two days of awful diarrhea/vomit, I went to my doctor. They had to admit me because I was so dehydrated that my blood was super thick and my pulse had spiked to 250, bottoming out around 190. Four units of saline in an IV and five hours later, I finally got to leave. Awful day.

Moral of the story? Don't clean your ears every day. You could die.
User avatar #117 - bukybuk (6 hours ago) [-]
Very true! I have learned the hard way about that.
#90 - I don't know if I want ferrets or not. I have two cats that I'… 10/29/2014 on daily dose of d'awww 0
#24 - That boot one isn't as unorthodox as you might thing The p… 10/28/2014 on Weirdest photo ever +1
#220 - Interesting that Mexico is the most civil-rights forward count…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Real Equality -1
User avatar #236 - fuzzyballs (10/28/2014) [-]
that one decision? it's not like there were other US states or countries that made that decision before, right?
#28 - You realize that people can relocate their city of residence, … 10/27/2014 on I thought it was cool.. +7
#49 - These companies think they'll get by on the casual market alon… 10/27/2014 on gamers aren't gamers +7
#19324 - And the issue of dirt under the screen? How can I prevent dust…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #19325 - istartedthewar (10/26/2014) [-]
Use a lot of compressed air to clean it out right before you finish it.
#19317 - Thank you! Whats the danger with doing it yourself? In other t…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #19321 - istartedthewar (10/26/2014) [-]
Well you can always fuck up anything to be honest, but there really isnt anything to worry about as long as youre careful and follow the instructions properly
User avatar #19324 - howunexpected (10/26/2014) [-]
And the issue of dirt under the screen? How can I prevent dust from getting between the digitizer and the glass?
User avatar #19325 - istartedthewar (10/26/2014) [-]
Use a lot of compressed air to clean it out right before you finish it.
#37 - "Femenists have never gotten MenArePigs trending!" … 10/26/2014 on This gave my brain... +1
#19302 - So, the screen on my Galaxy S3 is cracked, but my upgrade isn'…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #19308 - istartedthewar (10/26/2014) [-]
Where to buy the parts: www.etradesupply.com/ Yes you can get one cheaper on ebay, but the parts are 100% counterfeit crap. For example, the one I sued to fix my LG G2 Screen, which I got from ebay, scratched itself and cracked by itself within a month.

How to replace it
Just the glass panel: www.ifixit.com/Guide/Samsung+Galaxy+S+III+Broken+Front+Glass+Replacement/14856
The entire LCD assembly: www.ifixit.com/Guide/Samsung+Galaxy+S+III+Front+Panel+Assembly+Replacement/12697
User avatar #19317 - howunexpected (10/26/2014) [-]
Thank you! Whats the danger with doing it yourself? In other terms, what can I do wrong relatively easily that will fuck up my phone?
User avatar #19321 - istartedthewar (10/26/2014) [-]
Well you can always fuck up anything to be honest, but there really isnt anything to worry about as long as youre careful and follow the instructions properly
User avatar #19324 - howunexpected (10/26/2014) [-]
And the issue of dirt under the screen? How can I prevent dust from getting between the digitizer and the glass?
User avatar #19325 - istartedthewar (10/26/2014) [-]
Use a lot of compressed air to clean it out right before you finish it.
User avatar #19309 - istartedthewar (10/26/2014) [-]
*one I used
#19304 - anon (10/26/2014) [-]
Have you tried turning it off and back on again

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User avatar #43 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
just wanted to tell you im ******* with you
User avatar #44 to #43 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
I know
But my friend died, so its a sensitive subject
User avatar #45 to #44 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
aww i'm sorry to hear that
hugs bro
User avatar #46 to #45 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
Thanks :/
User avatar #42 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #19 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Hey Alex
I really kind of wish you were ******* me in the ass right now :3
User avatar #20 to #19 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
But you haz a woman now and stuff...
I can get down with being your mistress
User avatar #21 to #20 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm just craving a dick in my virgin ass >:3
User avatar #22 to #21 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ohh, well
Alexander used Anal Dickings on Bashy
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
User avatar #23 to #22 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Like
Just get roughly anally pounded and cum dumped inside me and then you leave me spreadeagled on the bed, masses of cum dripping from my ass and a ruined asshole unf
User avatar #24 to #23 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Thats... hot graphic
User avatar #25 to #24 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Spank my ass as you pound your length into me, shooting hot, sticky cum inside my hole and making me cum all over my own face... I'm so conflicted
User avatar #26 to #25 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ok stop I'm wearing good underwear
User avatar #27 to #26 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
ALEX
I AM SO HORNI ;_;
User avatar #28 to #27 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a vagina or whatever you bisexes do
User avatar #29 to #28 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
But I want dicks ;_;
User avatar #30 to #29 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a dick.
A BAG of dicks
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User avatar #32 to #31 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
OK, you are a pretty whore.
COMMENCES THROAT *******
Ok but really I want that in my bed. That being your face
User avatar #35 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
SLAP MY FACE AND ******* ME
User avatar #34 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I really want you to grab my hair and ram your dick into my waiting mouth
User avatar #36 to #34 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
SRS tho I'm wearing good underwear I don;t want to get cum in them.
Also would post pics but I am ugly
User avatar #37 to #36 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Take them off
User avatar #38 to #37 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
How about no.
I am around people.
Annoying people, but people nonetheless
User avatar #39 to #38 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Damn
Ram dicks down their throat
User avatar #40 to #39 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Eew no its my mom, her fiancée and my 8 year old sister
User avatar #41 to #40 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Erm
awks
Dicks are out of question
hmm
User avatar #6 - ukc (02/23/2013) [-]
Bist du Alex?
User avatar #7 to #6 - howunexpected (02/23/2013) [-]
Ja, Ich heiße Alex.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
ahahaha
Ich schlafe an dem Penis!
User avatar #9 to #8 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
You sleep on the penis?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
I know it makes no sense. but I thought it was pretty funny
User avatar #11 to #10 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Sie verdammten Briten und Ihren schrägem Humor
User avatar #12 to #11 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
WAS DEUTSCHE HUMOR?
User avatar #13 to #12 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Was that English or German, cause it can work both ways.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
german.
User avatar #15 to #14 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
In that case
Ich war über Ihre seltsame britischen Humor sprechen, wurden keine Hinweise auf die wunderbaren und witzigen deutschen Humor gemacht.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
btw, what's germany's national sport?
User avatar #17 to #16 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Football is the official sport. Drinking is the unofficial sport
User avatar #1 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Comment virginity >:D
Hey alex, ukc here
User avatar #2 to #1 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
hey babe
User avatar #3 to #2 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #4 to #3 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
Fapping furiously to the thought of you. ; )
JK
User avatar #5 to #4 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
**** I can't post images on your profile
This does not amuse me
Suffice to say, stuff was in the butt
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