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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo, CoD, I Am Alive, Minecraft
X-box Gamertag: DaemoneDeus
Date Signed Up:12/19/2012
Location:New York State
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#2986 - I made a new account bc ********* were inundating… 02/26/2015 on Why did you pick that... 0
#1723 - I don't play the ukulele but I apparently have a good voice. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Post your BEST picture 0
User avatar #1727 - kissestotheworld (02/25/2015) [-]
you are handsome I can see you going far in musicals and/or acting
and you're welcome!!
#1632 - You look like a German chav. The kind of chav who features on … 02/25/2015 on Post your BEST picture +1
#1625 - If I don't do the smirk I look like a bitch If I do the sm…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Post your BEST picture +1
User avatar #1697 - kissestotheworld (02/25/2015) [-]
you look like you'd play the ukulele and have a good voice
User avatar #1723 - howunexpected (02/25/2015) [-]
I don't play the ukulele but I apparently have a good voice. I've gotten solos in musicals and so on. I don't sing as much as I should though
Thank you
User avatar #1727 - kissestotheworld (02/25/2015) [-]
you are handsome I can see you going far in musicals and/or acting
and you're welcome!!
#1686 - sixtyninecharger (02/25/2015) [-]
need proof
#41 - Oh wow I remember when your username would actually have been … 02/25/2015 on How LOZ dungeon crawlers... 0
#165 - The ginger fedora guy looks like his face was edited to anothe… 02/21/2015 on Cringe Comp 6 of 6: Grand... 0
#51 - Perhaps he's on the point at the bottom of the map, looking at… 02/21/2015 on The real issue with 50 Shades 0
#82 - Does anyone know what actually happened to him? He stayed onli…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2015 on 01-19-14 never forget 0
#102 - databutt (02/21/2015) [-]
He was just stickied.
User avatar #84 - srgtd (02/21/2015) [-]
Here's a video of what happened: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iN7SlPX6cA
Video says it all.
#2646 - Comment deleted 02/20/2015 on Be vain and post your... 0
#64 - I can't find any information on water rationing in Britain? Pl…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on British People 0
User avatar #66 - beerbeerbeer (02/20/2015) [-]
Oh, it was back in -96 I think. They had a 5 minute timer on the showers even though we were just a short hop from Loch Ness and there was a lot of talk on the TV about how you didn't need to shower more than once a week, and that fella John Major showed on live TV how to wash up without using too much water. Oh the poor rich snobs with their wilting lawns, haha. Still, the weather was great and that's not exactly what we expected when we planned our road trip.

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User avatar #43 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
just wanted to tell you im ******* with you
User avatar #44 to #43 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
I know
But my friend died, so its a sensitive subject
User avatar #45 to #44 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
aww i'm sorry to hear that
hugs bro
User avatar #46 to #45 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
Thanks :/
User avatar #42 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #19 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Hey Alex
I really kind of wish you were ******* me in the ass right now :3
User avatar #20 to #19 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
But you haz a woman now and stuff...
I can get down with being your mistress
User avatar #21 to #20 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm just craving a dick in my virgin ass >:3
User avatar #22 to #21 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ohh, well
Alexander used Anal Dickings on Bashy
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
User avatar #23 to #22 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Like
Just get roughly anally pounded and cum dumped inside me and then you leave me spreadeagled on the bed, masses of cum dripping from my ass and a ruined asshole unf
User avatar #24 to #23 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Thats... hot graphic
User avatar #25 to #24 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Spank my ass as you pound your length into me, shooting hot, sticky cum inside my hole and making me cum all over my own face... I'm so conflicted
User avatar #26 to #25 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ok stop I'm wearing good underwear
User avatar #27 to #26 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
ALEX
I AM SO HORNI ;_;
User avatar #28 to #27 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a vagina or whatever you bisexes do
User avatar #29 to #28 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
But I want dicks ;_;
User avatar #30 to #29 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a dick.
A BAG of dicks
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User avatar #32 to #31 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
OK, you are a pretty whore.
COMMENCES THROAT *******
Ok but really I want that in my bed. That being your face
User avatar #35 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
SLAP MY FACE AND ******* ME
User avatar #34 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I really want you to grab my hair and ram your dick into my waiting mouth
User avatar #36 to #34 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
SRS tho I'm wearing good underwear I don;t want to get cum in them.
Also would post pics but I am ugly
User avatar #37 to #36 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Take them off
User avatar #38 to #37 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
How about no.
I am around people.
Annoying people, but people nonetheless
User avatar #39 to #38 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Damn
Ram dicks down their throat
User avatar #40 to #39 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Eew no its my mom, her fiancée and my 8 year old sister
User avatar #41 to #40 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Erm
awks
Dicks are out of question
hmm
User avatar #6 - ukc (02/23/2013) [-]
Bist du Alex?
User avatar #7 to #6 - howunexpected (02/23/2013) [-]
Ja, Ich heiße Alex.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
ahahaha
Ich schlafe an dem Penis!
User avatar #9 to #8 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
You sleep on the penis?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
I know it makes no sense. but I thought it was pretty funny
User avatar #11 to #10 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Sie verdammten Briten und Ihren schrägem Humor
User avatar #12 to #11 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
WAS DEUTSCHE HUMOR?
User avatar #13 to #12 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Was that English or German, cause it can work both ways.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
german.
User avatar #15 to #14 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
In that case
Ich war über Ihre seltsame britischen Humor sprechen, wurden keine Hinweise auf die wunderbaren und witzigen deutschen Humor gemacht.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
btw, what's germany's national sport?
User avatar #17 to #16 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Football is the official sport. Drinking is the unofficial sport
User avatar #1 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Comment virginity >:D
Hey alex, ukc here
User avatar #2 to #1 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
hey babe
User avatar #3 to #2 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #4 to #3 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
Fapping furiously to the thought of you. ; )
JK
User avatar #5 to #4 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
**** I can't post images on your profile
This does not amuse me
Suffice to say, stuff was in the butt
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