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Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo, CoD, I Am Alive, Minecraft
X-box Gamertag: DaemoneDeus
Date Signed Up:12/19/2012
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#31 - Wow, you're a fukin master theif 3 hours ago on safe +6
#47 - I forgot that they did straight porn so I just thought everyon… 15 hours ago on My favorite science building 0
#77 - Keeping their citizens safe=/= storing data on everything they…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on 4chan's letter to the NSA +1
#96 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
That is the most overused quote that people love to spew out in this argument.

No one is looking at ANYTHING you do I promise you. They have no clue we're having this discussion. There are MILLIONS of phone calls and emails sent every single day. do you honestly think they have the man power or time to view every single one of these one by one? They don't. Neither you nor I are the target of this. If this asshole would have just kept his mouth shut no one would even know they're doing this. We would go on with our lives as if nothing ever happened with them in the background doing their jobs and never actually interacting with us directly. It would be like they aren't even there. But now a bunch of paranoid idiots wont stfu.
#121 - The US Army. INB4 not religious My stepfather was in t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Bin Laden is kill? -1
#149 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
That is a countries military... not a bunch of pissed off religious people. You're an idiot.
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#52 - Except for the whole thing about the American Constitution and… 08/21/2014 on Chinese Economics 0
#38 - I don't know why but that **** looks really …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on ship launch -1
#53 - azraelthemage (08/21/2014) [-]
Because someone stabalized the camera.
#39 - shankyyy (08/21/2014) [-]
cause its stabilized

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User avatar #43 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
just wanted to tell you im ******* with you
User avatar #44 to #43 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
I know
But my friend died, so its a sensitive subject
User avatar #45 to #44 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
aww i'm sorry to hear that
hugs bro
User avatar #46 to #45 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
Thanks :/
User avatar #42 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #19 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Hey Alex
I really kind of wish you were ******* me in the ass right now :3
User avatar #20 to #19 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
But you haz a woman now and stuff...
I can get down with being your mistress
User avatar #21 to #20 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm just craving a dick in my virgin ass >:3
User avatar #22 to #21 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ohh, well
Alexander used Anal Dickings on Bashy
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
User avatar #23 to #22 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Like
Just get roughly anally pounded and cum dumped inside me and then you leave me spreadeagled on the bed, masses of cum dripping from my ass and a ruined asshole unf
User avatar #24 to #23 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Thats... hot graphic
User avatar #25 to #24 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Spank my ass as you pound your length into me, shooting hot, sticky cum inside my hole and making me cum all over my own face... I'm so conflicted
User avatar #26 to #25 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ok stop I'm wearing good underwear
User avatar #27 to #26 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
ALEX
I AM SO HORNI ;_;
User avatar #28 to #27 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a vagina or whatever you bisexes do
User avatar #29 to #28 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
But I want dicks ;_;
User avatar #30 to #29 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a dick.
A BAG of dicks
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#31 to #30 - thegenuinebashy has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
OK, you are a pretty whore.
COMMENCES THROAT *******
Ok but really I want that in my bed. That being your face
User avatar #35 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
SLAP MY FACE AND ******* ME
User avatar #34 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I really want you to grab my hair and ram your dick into my waiting mouth
User avatar #36 to #34 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
SRS tho I'm wearing good underwear I don;t want to get cum in them.
Also would post pics but I am ugly
User avatar #37 to #36 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Take them off
User avatar #38 to #37 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
How about no.
I am around people.
Annoying people, but people nonetheless
User avatar #39 to #38 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Damn
Ram dicks down their throat
User avatar #40 to #39 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Eew no its my mom, her fiancée and my 8 year old sister
User avatar #41 to #40 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Erm
awks
Dicks are out of question
hmm
User avatar #6 - ukc (02/23/2013) [-]
Bist du Alex?
User avatar #7 to #6 - howunexpected (02/23/2013) [-]
Ja, Ich heiße Alex.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
ahahaha
Ich schlafe an dem Penis!
User avatar #9 to #8 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
You sleep on the penis?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
I know it makes no sense. but I thought it was pretty funny
User avatar #11 to #10 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Sie verdammten Briten und Ihren schrägem Humor
User avatar #12 to #11 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
WAS DEUTSCHE HUMOR?
User avatar #13 to #12 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Was that English or German, cause it can work both ways.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
german.
User avatar #15 to #14 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
In that case
Ich war über Ihre seltsame britischen Humor sprechen, wurden keine Hinweise auf die wunderbaren und witzigen deutschen Humor gemacht.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
btw, what's germany's national sport?
User avatar #17 to #16 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Football is the official sport. Drinking is the unofficial sport
User avatar #1 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Comment virginity >:D
Hey alex, ukc here
User avatar #2 to #1 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
hey babe
User avatar #3 to #2 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #4 to #3 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
Fapping furiously to the thought of you. ; )
JK
User avatar #5 to #4 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
**** I can't post images on your profile
This does not amuse me
Suffice to say, stuff was in the butt
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