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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo, CoD, I Am Alive, Minecraft
X-box Gamertag: DaemoneDeus
Date Signed Up:12/19/2012
Location:New York State
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#12 - Video has been removed due to copyright claims 04/29/2015 on Mom catches son rioting. +2
#9 - His camera is picometers from the water and it is making me ex… 04/27/2015 on Phototime 0
#2302 - I think this will be my first comment in like 2 months. I … 04/25/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway 0
#50 - Teleportation to an indoors location in your chosen destinatio… 04/21/2015 on Admin +1
#76 - The whole point is to make that unnessecary. 04/20/2015 on Amazon dash 0
#68 - Smart Water is supposed to be better because instead of filter… 04/20/2015 on Amazon dash +1
#65 - Its more of a "I need this thing and I won't remember to …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Amazon dash 0
User avatar #74 - adviceweed (04/20/2015) [-]
I dunno, wouldn't you just like, go get those things at the store?
User avatar #76 - howunexpected (04/20/2015) [-]
The whole point is to make that unnessecary.
#20 - Don't they have a regulation for that? Like they had signs whe… 04/15/2015 on and no net loss at all 0
#98 - Mosquitos are drawn to animals. Use a lab rat or something. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Countdown to Popeye status 0
User avatar #99 - satanisthesavior (04/13/2015) [-]
True, but if they're in a lab then maybe the blood they drink is important. Obviously they're testing something.

Besides, having someone just jam their arm in is the easiest way to feed them. I'd do it, for the right money.
#92 - I doubt that a highly advanced scientific laboratory would res…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Countdown to Popeye status 0
User avatar #97 - satanisthesavior (04/13/2015) [-]
How else would you feed them though? I mean, I guess you could just leave a bowl of blood or something but being insects I doubt if they'd be smart enough to know that it was food and not a random puddle of blood...
User avatar #104 - jizzeverywhere (04/13/2015) [-]
I saw a thing on animal planet once a couple of years ago, they fill a sausage thing with blood, give em that. I don't know what this guy is thinking.
User avatar #98 - howunexpected (04/13/2015) [-]
Mosquitos are drawn to animals. Use a lab rat or something.
Or heat up a ziplock and rub it on that sweaty guy in charge of the centrifuge. The skin-like case, along with the heat and the animal smell would serve the same end
User avatar #99 - satanisthesavior (04/13/2015) [-]
True, but if they're in a lab then maybe the blood they drink is important. Obviously they're testing something.

Besides, having someone just jam their arm in is the easiest way to feed them. I'd do it, for the right money.

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User avatar #43 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
just wanted to tell you im ******* with you
User avatar #44 to #43 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
I know
But my friend died, so its a sensitive subject
User avatar #45 to #44 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
aww i'm sorry to hear that
hugs bro
User avatar #46 to #45 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
Thanks :/
User avatar #42 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #19 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Hey Alex
I really kind of wish you were ******* me in the ass right now :3
User avatar #20 to #19 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
But you haz a woman now and stuff...
I can get down with being your mistress
User avatar #21 to #20 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm just craving a dick in my virgin ass >:3
User avatar #22 to #21 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ohh, well
Alexander used Anal Dickings on Bashy
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
User avatar #23 to #22 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Like
Just get roughly anally pounded and cum dumped inside me and then you leave me spreadeagled on the bed, masses of cum dripping from my ass and a ruined asshole unf
User avatar #24 to #23 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Thats... hot graphic
User avatar #25 to #24 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Spank my ass as you pound your length into me, shooting hot, sticky cum inside my hole and making me cum all over my own face... I'm so conflicted
User avatar #26 to #25 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ok stop I'm wearing good underwear
User avatar #27 to #26 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
ALEX
I AM SO HORNI ;_;
User avatar #28 to #27 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a vagina or whatever you bisexes do
User avatar #29 to #28 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
But I want dicks ;_;
User avatar #30 to #29 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a dick.
A BAG of dicks
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User avatar #32 to #31 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
OK, you are a pretty whore.
COMMENCES THROAT *******
Ok but really I want that in my bed. That being your face
User avatar #35 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
SLAP MY FACE AND ******* ME
User avatar #34 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I really want you to grab my hair and ram your dick into my waiting mouth
User avatar #36 to #34 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
SRS tho I'm wearing good underwear I don;t want to get cum in them.
Also would post pics but I am ugly
User avatar #37 to #36 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Take them off
User avatar #38 to #37 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
How about no.
I am around people.
Annoying people, but people nonetheless
User avatar #39 to #38 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Damn
Ram dicks down their throat
User avatar #40 to #39 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Eew no its my mom, her fiancée and my 8 year old sister
User avatar #41 to #40 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Erm
awks
Dicks are out of question
hmm
User avatar #6 - ukc (02/23/2013) [-]
Bist du Alex?
User avatar #7 to #6 - howunexpected (02/23/2013) [-]
Ja, Ich heiße Alex.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
ahahaha
Ich schlafe an dem Penis!
User avatar #9 to #8 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
You sleep on the penis?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
I know it makes no sense. but I thought it was pretty funny
User avatar #11 to #10 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Sie verdammten Briten und Ihren schrägem Humor
User avatar #12 to #11 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
WAS DEUTSCHE HUMOR?
User avatar #13 to #12 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Was that English or German, cause it can work both ways.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
german.
User avatar #15 to #14 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
In that case
Ich war über Ihre seltsame britischen Humor sprechen, wurden keine Hinweise auf die wunderbaren und witzigen deutschen Humor gemacht.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
btw, what's germany's national sport?
User avatar #17 to #16 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Football is the official sport. Drinking is the unofficial sport
User avatar #1 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Comment virginity >:D
Hey alex, ukc here
User avatar #2 to #1 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
hey babe
User avatar #3 to #2 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #4 to #3 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
Fapping furiously to the thought of you. ; )
JK
User avatar #5 to #4 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
**** I can't post images on your profile
This does not amuse me
Suffice to say, stuff was in the butt
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