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#46 - Water in Detroit is actually some of the purest in any city. T… 22 hours ago on Vegan on Peta +1
#43 - People in Detroit are too poor to afford their water, and beca…  [+] (4 new replies) 23 hours ago on Vegan on Peta +41
#345 - ohemgeezus (10 hours ago) [-]
I agree with monarkh >>#148, I don't even see as a bad guy here, they just want to help their fellow vegan brothers. Why would PETA help people that aren't like them it's like the NAACP paying for white peoples education. I'm not for PETA because they're hypocrites like crazy but all this hate just seems bandwagon as fuck.
#148 - monarkh (17 hours ago) [-]
I don't get it, all you have to do is vow to be vegan. Dude I can vow to be fucked in the ass every morning until the rest of my life if it can get my bills paid, my ass would still remain unfucked.

How do they intend to watch a whole city to see if they are indeed following a vegan diet?
#63 - applesdontpee (21 hours ago) [-]
just when i thought PETA couldn't be bigger twats
#45 - sueme (23 hours ago) [-]
Thanks Obama.

But seriously, Jesus fucking christ that shit is some serious sociopathic shit.
PETA is a tad fucked
#31 - Canadadia 12/21/2014 on /b/ Though 0
#94 - I didn't like how he said "its probably best if we split … 12/21/2014 on Skyrim: Socially Awkward Road 0
#53 - 1. I fap into socks because I have a sock/shoe/foot fetish … 12/16/2014 on a few questions +2
#19 - I think we need to focus more on the fact that that guy got 7 … 12/13/2014 on nice things 0
#13 - Did anyone else get a brief moment of a VCR tracking screen be…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Sweep 0
User avatar #16 - jokexplain (12/13/2014) [-]
you should disconnect and reconnect your VCR
#116 - I say the same thing again, Christian principles, not Christia…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on Crisis Averted 0
User avatar #119 - nimba (12/10/2014) [-]
I don't think you read that properly - "not, IN ANY SENSE, founded..."
Regardless, speculating on principles doesn't mean anything - they're not in the law and should have no bearing on the decisions of a country with supposedly seperated church and state.
#114 - I wasn't saying its religious law, I'm saying its religious pr…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Crisis Averted 0
User avatar #115 - nimba (12/10/2014) [-]
The treaty of tripoli reads ratified unanimously by the senate, signed byJohn Adams "As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion..."
In no sense - like not even in one little way apparently.
User avatar #116 - howunexpected (12/10/2014) [-]
I say the same thing again, Christian principles, not Christian law. The Treaty of Tripoli deals exclusively in law
User avatar #119 - nimba (12/10/2014) [-]
I don't think you read that properly - "not, IN ANY SENSE, founded..."
Regardless, speculating on principles doesn't mean anything - they're not in the law and should have no bearing on the decisions of a country with supposedly seperated church and state.
#112 - Those letters explain the background to the law...  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Crisis Averted 0
User avatar #113 - nimba (12/10/2014) [-]
Regardless of their intent, the USA is built on secular law that protects religion - not religious law that protects secularism.
Have you even read the treaty of tripoli?
User avatar #114 - howunexpected (12/10/2014) [-]
I wasn't saying its religious law, I'm saying its religious principles. They are two different things entirely
User avatar #115 - nimba (12/10/2014) [-]
The treaty of tripoli reads ratified unanimously by the senate, signed byJohn Adams "As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion..."
In no sense - like not even in one little way apparently.
User avatar #116 - howunexpected (12/10/2014) [-]
I say the same thing again, Christian principles, not Christian law. The Treaty of Tripoli deals exclusively in law
User avatar #119 - nimba (12/10/2014) [-]
I don't think you read that properly - "not, IN ANY SENSE, founded..."
Regardless, speculating on principles doesn't mean anything - they're not in the law and should have no bearing on the decisions of a country with supposedly seperated church and state.

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User avatar #43 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
just wanted to tell you im ******* with you
User avatar #44 to #43 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
I know
But my friend died, so its a sensitive subject
User avatar #45 to #44 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
aww i'm sorry to hear that
hugs bro
User avatar #46 to #45 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
Thanks :/
User avatar #42 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #19 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Hey Alex
I really kind of wish you were ******* me in the ass right now :3
User avatar #20 to #19 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
But you haz a woman now and stuff...
I can get down with being your mistress
User avatar #21 to #20 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm just craving a dick in my virgin ass >:3
User avatar #22 to #21 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ohh, well
Alexander used Anal Dickings on Bashy
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
User avatar #23 to #22 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Like
Just get roughly anally pounded and cum dumped inside me and then you leave me spreadeagled on the bed, masses of cum dripping from my ass and a ruined asshole unf
User avatar #24 to #23 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Thats... hot graphic
User avatar #25 to #24 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Spank my ass as you pound your length into me, shooting hot, sticky cum inside my hole and making me cum all over my own face... I'm so conflicted
User avatar #26 to #25 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ok stop I'm wearing good underwear
User avatar #27 to #26 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
ALEX
I AM SO HORNI ;_;
User avatar #28 to #27 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a vagina or whatever you bisexes do
User avatar #29 to #28 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
But I want dicks ;_;
User avatar #30 to #29 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a dick.
A BAG of dicks
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#31 to #30 - thegenuinebashy has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
OK, you are a pretty whore.
COMMENCES THROAT *******
Ok but really I want that in my bed. That being your face
User avatar #35 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
SLAP MY FACE AND ******* ME
User avatar #34 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I really want you to grab my hair and ram your dick into my waiting mouth
User avatar #36 to #34 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
SRS tho I'm wearing good underwear I don;t want to get cum in them.
Also would post pics but I am ugly
User avatar #37 to #36 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Take them off
User avatar #38 to #37 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
How about no.
I am around people.
Annoying people, but people nonetheless
User avatar #39 to #38 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Damn
Ram dicks down their throat
User avatar #40 to #39 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Eew no its my mom, her fiancée and my 8 year old sister
User avatar #41 to #40 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Erm
awks
Dicks are out of question
hmm
User avatar #6 - ukc (02/23/2013) [-]
Bist du Alex?
User avatar #7 to #6 - howunexpected (02/23/2013) [-]
Ja, Ich heiße Alex.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
ahahaha
Ich schlafe an dem Penis!
User avatar #9 to #8 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
You sleep on the penis?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
I know it makes no sense. but I thought it was pretty funny
User avatar #11 to #10 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Sie verdammten Briten und Ihren schrägem Humor
User avatar #12 to #11 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
WAS DEUTSCHE HUMOR?
User avatar #13 to #12 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Was that English or German, cause it can work both ways.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
german.
User avatar #15 to #14 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
In that case
Ich war über Ihre seltsame britischen Humor sprechen, wurden keine Hinweise auf die wunderbaren und witzigen deutschen Humor gemacht.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
btw, what's germany's national sport?
User avatar #17 to #16 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Football is the official sport. Drinking is the unofficial sport
User avatar #1 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Comment virginity >:D
Hey alex, ukc here
User avatar #2 to #1 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
hey babe
User avatar #3 to #2 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #4 to #3 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
Fapping furiously to the thought of you. ; )
JK
User avatar #5 to #4 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
**** I can't post images on your profile
This does not amuse me
Suffice to say, stuff was in the butt
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