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#11 - Tacoma Narrows wasn't surrounded by fog, didn't have the top c… 10 hours ago on Weeeeee 0
#8 - Reading that made me so ******* sick oh my god I'… 10 hours ago on OHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOH... 0
#63 - The skin of her eyelids was burned off, and that was how her b… 11 hours ago on Real Life Morbid Comp... 0
#21 - How did you know about gonorrhea before understanding the word… 11 hours ago on Smash mouth 0
#40 - Got in an argument with my History teacher (keep in mind, an A… 14 hours ago on Hate when this happens +1
#203 - If you mean that the furry artists were pulling an Apple v Sam…  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on le free speech status update 0
User avatar #206 - sketchE (15 hours ago) [-]
thats basicly what hes saying. if you own the content and want it removed let him know and hell give you a chance to prove it but dont start a crusade for someone who doesnt care
#28 - I don't know why BMW ads are on Gawker sites, because I read t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Adobe pulls sponsorship... 0
User avatar #29 - huntergriff (10/22/2014) [-]
Perhaps gawker was running them without permission? and if that's the case, couldn't they take gawker to court?
User avatar #50 - haroldsaxon (10/22/2014) [-]
There are several reasons for why there are still BMW ads after BMW pulling out. If they actually did, the ads will vanish after x amount of time, depending on several variations.
#26 - BMW doesn't partner with Gawker though. They requested all emp…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Adobe pulls sponsorship... 0
User avatar #27 - huntergriff (10/22/2014) [-]
hm...interesting indeed...
User avatar #28 - howunexpected (10/22/2014) [-]
I don't know why BMW ads are on Gawker sites, because I read the email and it clearly dictates a divide between BMW and Gawker
User avatar #29 - huntergriff (10/22/2014) [-]
Perhaps gawker was running them without permission? and if that's the case, couldn't they take gawker to court?
User avatar #50 - haroldsaxon (10/22/2014) [-]
There are several reasons for why there are still BMW ads after BMW pulling out. If they actually did, the ads will vanish after x amount of time, depending on several variations.
#20 - 1) In the video, she doesn't take the money but sort and tuck …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/22/2014 on hold on little lady +3
User avatar #25 - midnighteyes (10/22/2014) [-]
Usually it's gifted or purchased secondhand. The amp is a Line 6 Spider III (Maybe Spider II) and those only cost about 400 new, even cheaper through craigslist or pawnshops. The violin, I couldn't tell you. I perform for tips in my free time during the summer and fall when people are out and about in downtown areas, and most of these people have other jobs.
User avatar #24 - undeadmaus (10/22/2014) [-]
Some had bought it at times when they had money, others have bought severely used ones, others just do it because they like it and not really need the money.
#22 - verycoolcat (10/22/2014) [-]
Successful street performers can make more money in an hour than people working in the stores at the venues.

Panhandlers outside supermarkets make more money than the ones inside.
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2014) [-]
Yea they do make a good amount from it, but he could also just be out there for fun and be making money at the same time.
#23 - verycoolcat (10/22/2014) [-]
On a somewhat related note. There was this older woman performing tavern style piano music in this tavern when I was with some friends. Later on the woman started playing video game song covers. Everyone started tippin the shit outa her.
User avatar #21 - sineztro (10/22/2014) [-]
Maybe its for advertisement, maybe its to pay in part for thier equipment, maybe hes just playing for fun but knows people will tip if he lets them thus the case you know?
#30 - Praising the sun = Satanist propaganda ****** 10/22/2014 on IT'S HAPPENING 0

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User avatar #43 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
just wanted to tell you im ******* with you
User avatar #44 to #43 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
I know
But my friend died, so its a sensitive subject
User avatar #45 to #44 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
aww i'm sorry to hear that
hugs bro
User avatar #46 to #45 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
Thanks :/
User avatar #42 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #19 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Hey Alex
I really kind of wish you were ******* me in the ass right now :3
User avatar #20 to #19 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
But you haz a woman now and stuff...
I can get down with being your mistress
User avatar #21 to #20 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm just craving a dick in my virgin ass >:3
User avatar #22 to #21 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ohh, well
Alexander used Anal Dickings on Bashy
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
User avatar #23 to #22 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Like
Just get roughly anally pounded and cum dumped inside me and then you leave me spreadeagled on the bed, masses of cum dripping from my ass and a ruined asshole unf
User avatar #24 to #23 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Thats... hot graphic
User avatar #25 to #24 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Spank my ass as you pound your length into me, shooting hot, sticky cum inside my hole and making me cum all over my own face... I'm so conflicted
User avatar #26 to #25 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ok stop I'm wearing good underwear
User avatar #27 to #26 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
ALEX
I AM SO HORNI ;_;
User avatar #28 to #27 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a vagina or whatever you bisexes do
User avatar #29 to #28 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
But I want dicks ;_;
User avatar #30 to #29 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a dick.
A BAG of dicks
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User avatar #32 to #31 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
OK, you are a pretty whore.
COMMENCES THROAT *******
Ok but really I want that in my bed. That being your face
User avatar #35 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
SLAP MY FACE AND ******* ME
User avatar #34 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I really want you to grab my hair and ram your dick into my waiting mouth
User avatar #36 to #34 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
SRS tho I'm wearing good underwear I don;t want to get cum in them.
Also would post pics but I am ugly
User avatar #37 to #36 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Take them off
User avatar #38 to #37 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
How about no.
I am around people.
Annoying people, but people nonetheless
User avatar #39 to #38 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Damn
Ram dicks down their throat
User avatar #40 to #39 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Eew no its my mom, her fiancée and my 8 year old sister
User avatar #41 to #40 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Erm
awks
Dicks are out of question
hmm
User avatar #6 - ukc (02/23/2013) [-]
Bist du Alex?
User avatar #7 to #6 - howunexpected (02/23/2013) [-]
Ja, Ich heiße Alex.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
ahahaha
Ich schlafe an dem Penis!
User avatar #9 to #8 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
You sleep on the penis?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
I know it makes no sense. but I thought it was pretty funny
User avatar #11 to #10 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Sie verdammten Briten und Ihren schrägem Humor
User avatar #12 to #11 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
WAS DEUTSCHE HUMOR?
User avatar #13 to #12 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Was that English or German, cause it can work both ways.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
german.
User avatar #15 to #14 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
In that case
Ich war über Ihre seltsame britischen Humor sprechen, wurden keine Hinweise auf die wunderbaren und witzigen deutschen Humor gemacht.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
btw, what's germany's national sport?
User avatar #17 to #16 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Football is the official sport. Drinking is the unofficial sport
User avatar #1 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Comment virginity >:D
Hey alex, ukc here
User avatar #2 to #1 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
hey babe
User avatar #3 to #2 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #4 to #3 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
Fapping furiously to the thought of you. ; )
JK
User avatar #5 to #4 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
**** I can't post images on your profile
This does not amuse me
Suffice to say, stuff was in the butt
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