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#21 - Yes, his aim was to convince you that he pulled car keys, mone… 9 hours ago on Can you believe his luck ? +13
#129 - If the current American administration gave a **** … 9 hours ago on Murica and its "freedom" 0
#106 - Perhaps they just don't give a **** ? Even if …  [+] (4 new replies) 9 hours ago on Murica and its "freedom" -2
User avatar #127 - gidio (9 hours ago) [-]
Of course, it's not like the return of the USSR isn't United States' biggest nightmare.

You are a retard.
#115 - nolikeusername (9 hours ago) [-]
Yeah... that why u anal urself about Ukraine, because u dont care...
#133 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
you are too stupid to insult.
User avatar #129 - howunexpected (9 hours ago) [-]
If the current American administration gave a shit about the USSR returning, they would have done something. Barack Obama said in his 2nd campaign that foreign policy bored him, and he's certainly showing that right now.
He hasn't done shit but have an hour long conversation with Putin on the subject, which I'm sure did nothing
#5755 - Lol. My Toshiba has a Pentium processor in it.... I really… 23 hours ago on Technology Board +1
#5753 - I was attempting to splice two cords together. I didn't have a…  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on Technology Board +1
User avatar #5754 - Mortuus (23 hours ago) [-]
That's one of the reasons I don't let my cats near my rigs when I'm building. First being static, second being hair, and third being they love boxes.

It wasn't so much a mistake as it was an experiment, but my friend and I took a few old, old Pentium processors and cooked small bits of egg on them. It worked quite well. The processors didn't much like it, but there were about 4 containers of them left on the palette They were going to be sent to a recycling center . Needless to say, they were borked by the end of the day.
User avatar #5755 - howunexpected (23 hours ago) [-]
Lol. My Toshiba has a Pentium processor in it....
I really hate this thing. I need $$ so I can get a actual computer
#5750 - Once upon a time, I bought a Toshiba laptop for 400$ Then …  [+] (4 new replies) 23 hours ago on Technology Board +1
User avatar #5752 - Mortuus (23 hours ago) [-]
I laughed for a second or two at the fact the your first point was only "Bought a Toshiba product for money".

We've all done some stupid shit, but... wow. How did you manage to eviscerate your power supply?
User avatar #5753 - howunexpected (23 hours ago) [-]
I was attempting to splice two cords together. I didn't have a set of wire strippers or even pliers, so I was using a pocket knife. I had been squatting in front of my computer, with it on its side. My cat decided to visit, pushed me with his head, and I fell forward. The knife, surprisingly sharp, caught the wires as I attempted to catch myself, and boom, no more power supply
User avatar #5754 - Mortuus (23 hours ago) [-]
That's one of the reasons I don't let my cats near my rigs when I'm building. First being static, second being hair, and third being they love boxes.

It wasn't so much a mistake as it was an experiment, but my friend and I took a few old, old Pentium processors and cooked small bits of egg on them. It worked quite well. The processors didn't much like it, but there were about 4 containers of them left on the palette They were going to be sent to a recycling center . Needless to say, they were borked by the end of the day.
User avatar #5755 - howunexpected (23 hours ago) [-]
Lol. My Toshiba has a Pentium processor in it....
I really hate this thing. I need $$ so I can get a actual computer
#5748 - Well, the Siberia V2 has a bunch of customizable colour LEDs, … 23 hours ago on Technology Board 0
#5747 - Guise, I have a question. So about a half hour ago, I found a … 23 hours ago on Technology Board 0
#12 - So subtract the wage gap. Its still a ****** life…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2014 on post on tumblr enjoy... 0
#15 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
But you're not, so quit bitching.
#10 - I hate feminism and I hate social justice but being a woman i…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2014 on post on tumblr enjoy... 0
User avatar #18 - nebuchadnezzaurus (04/18/2014) [-]
I agree. I wouldn't like to be a woman. You only get an easier life if you happen to be attractive, and even then only for a certain number of years. And if you're not attractive, it's just downsides for you.
#11 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
except lower wages has been debunked
User avatar #22 - xgreenmaidenx (04/18/2014) [-]
Not everywhere.
That post you are probably thinking about is not about the whole world.
User avatar #12 - howunexpected (04/18/2014) [-]
So subtract the wage gap. Its still a shitty life compared to mens lives. A majority of the worlds female population, living in the 3rd world, the Middle East, etc. is discriminated against for being a woman.
#15 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
But you're not, so quit bitching.

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User avatar #43 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
just wanted to tell you im ******* with you
User avatar #44 to #43 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
I know
But my friend died, so its a sensitive subject
User avatar #45 to #44 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
aww i'm sorry to hear that
hugs bro
User avatar #46 to #45 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
Thanks :/
User avatar #42 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #19 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Hey Alex
I really kind of wish you were ******* me in the ass right now :3
User avatar #20 to #19 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
But you haz a woman now and stuff...
I can get down with being your mistress
User avatar #21 to #20 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm just craving a dick in my virgin ass >:3
User avatar #22 to #21 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ohh, well
Alexander used Anal Dickings on Bashy
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
User avatar #23 to #22 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Like
Just get roughly anally pounded and cum dumped inside me and then you leave me spreadeagled on the bed, masses of cum dripping from my ass and a ruined ******* unf
User avatar #24 to #23 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Thats... hot graphic
User avatar #25 to #24 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
***** my ass as you pound your length into me, shooting hot, sticky cum inside my hole and making me cum all over my own face... I'm so conflicted
User avatar #26 to #25 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ok stop I'm wearing good underwear
User avatar #27 to #26 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
ALEX
I AM SO HORNI ;_;
User avatar #28 to #27 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a ****** or whatever you bisexes do
User avatar #29 to #28 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
But I want dicks ;_;
User avatar #30 to #29 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a dick.
A BAG of dicks
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User avatar #32 to #31 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
OK, you are a pretty whore.
COMMENCES THROAT *******
Ok but really I want that in my bed. That being your face
User avatar #35 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
SLAP MY FACE AND ******* ME
User avatar #34 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I really want you to grab my hair and ram your dick into my waiting mouth
User avatar #36 to #34 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
SRS tho I'm wearing good underwear I don;t want to get cum in them.
Also would post pics but I am ugly
User avatar #37 to #36 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Take them off
User avatar #38 to #37 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
How about no.
I am around people.
Annoying people, but people nonetheless
User avatar #39 to #38 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Damn
Ram dicks down their throat
User avatar #40 to #39 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Eew no its my mom, her fiancée and my 8 year old sister
User avatar #41 to #40 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Erm
awks
Dicks are out of question
hmm
User avatar #6 - ukc (02/23/2013) [-]
Bist du Alex?
User avatar #7 to #6 - howunexpected (02/23/2013) [-]
Ja, Ich heiße Alex.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
ahahaha
Ich schlafe an dem Penis!
User avatar #9 to #8 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
You sleep on the penis?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
I know it makes no sense. but I thought it was pretty funny
User avatar #11 to #10 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Sie verdammten Briten und Ihren schrägem Humor
User avatar #12 to #11 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
WAS DEUTSCHE HUMOR?
User avatar #13 to #12 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Was that English or German, cause it can work both ways.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
german.
User avatar #15 to #14 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
In that case
Ich war über Ihre seltsame britischen Humor sprechen, wurden keine Hinweise auf die wunderbaren und witzigen deutschen Humor gemacht.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
btw, what's germany's national sport?
User avatar #17 to #16 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Football is the official sport. Drinking is the unofficial sport
User avatar #1 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Comment virginity >:D
Hey alex, ukc here
User avatar #2 to #1 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
hey babe
User avatar #3 to #2 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #4 to #3 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
Fapping furiously to the thought of you. ; )
JK
User avatar #5 to #4 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
**** I can't post images on your profile
This does not amuse me
Suffice to say, stuff was in the butt
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