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Date Signed Up:5/09/2012
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#84 - It was pretty close after the "Sasuke bitches out and run… 02/24/2015 on Anime Facts: Naruto Part 4 +1
#69 - yo remember those filler episodes before Shippuden where Narut…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Anime Facts: Naruto Part 4 +2
#83 - makeroflol (02/24/2015) [-]
what episode was that?? i could never find it
#84 - hotsand (02/24/2015) [-]
It was pretty close after the "Sasuke bitches out and runs away" arc, is all i remember.
#164 - hell yeah man, i love that ****** movie 02/23/2015 on Fj All-Stars Sing All-Star +3
#47 - as a night riding race traitor, it's nice to hear that white m…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/23/2015 on My faith in 2D girls was... +46
#174 - atma (02/23/2015) [-]
your pic tho
who wouldn't
#146 - xHoratioCainex (02/23/2015) [-]
Stephen Lynch's "Vanilla Ice Cream" comes to mind.. STEPHEN LYNCH- VANILLA ICE CREAM- album version unedited
User avatar #168 - wellimnotsure (02/23/2015) [-]
He was cheated out of a Grammy
User avatar #85 - wellimnotsure (02/23/2015) [-]
It just sucks that when the monkey ladies age, they age like milk
#147 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/23/2015) [-]
I was wondering how far I would have to scroll through the comments to find the retard racists.
User avatar #162 - wellimnotsure (02/23/2015) [-]
how is stating a fact racist? Black women age poorly as fuck, get over it
User avatar #219 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/23/2015) [-]
Not only are you wrong about black women, or blacks in general, aging poorly (there's a reason "black don't crack" is a common phrase when talking about the aging of various races), but you called black people monkeys. And yet you try to claim that you're not racist? At least try not to be retarded when claiming that you're not a retard.
User avatar #227 - wellimnotsure (02/23/2015) [-]
welcome to Funnyjunk, you must be new here
User avatar #231 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/24/2015) [-]
The name shows that I'm not, you're just a fucking moron. Kill yourself.
User avatar #175 - rockamekishiko (02/23/2015) [-]
if anything white people age the worst. You can see skin spots and wrinkles MUCH clearer on fair skin. 28 y/o white girls look 35.
User avatar #172 - nao (02/23/2015) [-]
My best friend's fiancée is black, and her mother is almost as sexy as her.

You don't age well. Go die somewhere.
User avatar #139 - failtolawl (02/23/2015) [-]
k
User avatar #82 - theoneaboveall (02/23/2015) [-]
Damn
#5 - bruh bruh jungle fever forever  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Good Guy Klaus +6
User avatar #20 - kindone (02/20/2015) [-]
" Mind your own dicky beeswax Rodney! "
#60 - MAN, DEPRESSION AND EXISTENTIAL LONELINESS SURE DO SUCK SOME … 01/25/2015 on To anyone depressed tonight -1
#79 - Just be one of those hygienic grandmas and you should be fine.… 01/14/2015 on More Sex Stuff 0
#14 - Man, there's a strange beauty in old couples, people who have …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2015 on More Sex Stuff +2
User avatar #45 - vampyrate (01/14/2015) [-]
I know! I really hope my husband and I still find each other sexy when my tits are grazing my knees and shit.
#79 - hotsand (01/14/2015) [-]
Just be one of those hygienic grandmas and you should be fine.

(Lift some weights, that's how you reach MILF and GILF territory)
#38 - Hey man, I'm a powerlifter so if you ever want me to stop on b… 01/13/2015 on Thighs that could crush... +6
#16 - They target your hammies along with the very base of your lowe… 01/13/2015 on Getting ready for a date +1

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#16 to #15 - hotsand (06/22/2014) [-]
That's some toasty fukkin bread ******
User avatar #1 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
This girl I had a crush on was 6'5"
#2 to #1 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
You should hit her up mayne. Ain't nothin like giantess booty
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I tried but things wont work out there.
#4 to #3 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Damn. Just keep looking nigs
#5 to #4 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I know but its hard.

There is this one girl I've been talking to who thinks I'm cute and she's 5'11"
#6 to #5 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Close enough bro. I say you go for it but maybe try to mess with your persona as a manlet over time. While all retards are spouting this **** nowadays, being "alpha" is something that is very critical in the usual relationship. Unless she wants to wear the pants and dominate you and **** , then by all means be a girly girl.

**** dude I'm a 6'2 powerlifter, I will never feel your feels.

I guess I can do the reverse though and **** tiny chicks.

Do it yo.
#7 to #6 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I don't really try to change my personality in any way. I don't need to be alpha or anything nor do I go out of my way to be submissive. Im just how I am.

My first girlfriend was really small but she was dominant as hell. I still like her a lot and we never ended the relationship on bad terms. She just got her internet taken.
But dude it goes past my belly button and I'm 5'5". Imagine how it would look to her at 4'9"
#8 to #7 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Speaking of which how much are you packing ***** ? Like **** , is your torso like a foot long? To make this less gay, yeah, you will drop jaws cuz of proportion.
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Its somewhere around 8 or so..
I havent measured in a long time..
#10 to #9 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Aight **** you m8. You're packing mad dick yo.


**** , i'm jelly
User avatar #11 to #10 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Sorry @.@
#12 to #11 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
just messin man, be happy you're packing. If some tall dude starts talking **** just show off your cock.
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I don't think thats a time to pull out your dick..
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