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Date Signed Up:5/09/2012
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#3 - We'd be more dedicated to the lifestyle, man. Get jobs whereve… 11 hours ago on Broke 0
#1 - Do you guys think that there might be a rise in vagabonding du…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Broke +1
#2 - anonymous (04/17/2015) [-]
to 2 months later found yourself and your qt3.14 selling ass for food
#3 - hotsand (11 hours ago) [-]
We'd be more dedicated to the lifestyle, man. Get jobs wherever we were and live as simply as possible.

It'd be a cleansing experiment and a pretty good marker for a time in my life that i have literally my ass and hers. Considering I'd like to think that my future will be relatively more profitable as I want to bring white american, anit-establishment, poem-like raps to the mainstream, challenging social norms and stirring horribly shocking controversies.

I like the idea.
#2 - I think life would be turning out better if I spent my youth t… 04/09/2015 on Acid trip +17
#57 - close enough 03/14/2015 on Take Your Pick 0
#23 - Man, maybe I'm just ****** up but Anita Shark-Keys has …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/14/2015 on Take Your Pick 0
#49 - woodoo (03/14/2015) [-]
But she HAS got a boner army dedicated to her, it's just lesbian feminazi boners.
User avatar #26 - faithrider (03/14/2015) [-]
wasnt she the one with nudes somewhere on the internet? i could have sworn someone posted them in nsfw a while back but i dont remembe...
#36 - anonymous (03/14/2015) [-]
That was Zoe Quinn

Do not go looking for them.
You will regret it.
User avatar #37 - faithrider (03/14/2015) [-]
oh. knew it was one of them. oh well. i wasnt planning on it, i just thought id inform an interested party...
#24 - anonymous (03/14/2015) [-]
#57 - hotsand (03/14/2015) [-]
close enough
#28 - YOOOOOOOOO, both my dogs that I've had for a collective of nea… 03/14/2015 on Bundle of love +12
#53 - why can't we all get along, man? like, I'm a white Je…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on Examples of "Political... +1
#74 - anonymous (04/14/2015) [-]
we cant get along because jewish special interest groups and lobbyists keep pushing "Diversity" on Western countries, even when it is not wanted. The people never got to vote on this, it was cooked up in some backroom by a bunch of fatcat jews and their shabbos goy, and pushed right through without question.

People like to pretend that we are all the same and should treat each other that way, but thats going against our natural tribalistic instinct. It is unnatural and doomed to failure.
#2 - today's my first day of my sick, 7.75 an hour patty flipping h… 03/08/2015 on Pure Agony 0
#135 - but power bottom is the bomb, man. it's gotta be a borderline … 03/08/2015 on New Overwatch Characters 0
#35 - muscle chicks best chicks faggot  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2015 on New Overwatch Characters +1
User avatar #90 - cackrel (03/08/2015) [-]
You wouldn't receive a normal handjob
But a power handjob
User avatar #82 - trollmobile (03/08/2015) [-]
i like petite girls.
a girl that is stronger than me is a turn off for me, since i'm a slight dom.
#135 - hotsand (03/08/2015) [-]
but power bottom is the bomb, man. it's gotta be a borderline wrestling match to really get me goin.

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#16 to #15 - hotsand (06/22/2014) [-]
That's some toasty fukkin bread ******
User avatar #1 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
This girl I had a crush on was 6'5"
#2 to #1 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
You should hit her up mayne. Ain't nothin like giantess booty
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I tried but things wont work out there.
#4 to #3 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Damn. Just keep looking nigs
#5 to #4 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I know but its hard.

There is this one girl I've been talking to who thinks I'm cute and she's 5'11"
#6 to #5 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Close enough bro. I say you go for it but maybe try to mess with your persona as a manlet over time. While all retards are spouting this **** nowadays, being "alpha" is something that is very critical in the usual relationship. Unless she wants to wear the pants and dominate you and **** , then by all means be a girly girl.

**** dude I'm a 6'2 powerlifter, I will never feel your feels.

I guess I can do the reverse though and **** tiny chicks.

Do it yo.
#7 to #6 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I don't really try to change my personality in any way. I don't need to be alpha or anything nor do I go out of my way to be submissive. Im just how I am.

My first girlfriend was really small but she was dominant as hell. I still like her a lot and we never ended the relationship on bad terms. She just got her internet taken.
But dude it goes past my belly button and I'm 5'5". Imagine how it would look to her at 4'9"
#8 to #7 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Speaking of which how much are you packing ***** ? Like **** , is your torso like a foot long? To make this less gay, yeah, you will drop jaws cuz of proportion.
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Its somewhere around 8 or so..
I havent measured in a long time..
#10 to #9 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Aight **** you m8. You're packing mad dick yo.


**** , i'm jelly
User avatar #11 to #10 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Sorry @.@
#12 to #11 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
just messin man, be happy you're packing. If some tall dude starts talking **** just show off your cock.
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I don't think thats a time to pull out your dick..
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