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#1 - YO, CHRISTINA SOMMERS LOOKS LIKE A SLIGHTLY LESS ATTRACTIVE NI…  [+] (5 new replies) 13 hours ago on Factual Gamergate Stuff -36
#23 - katarinaismywaifu (4 hours ago) [-]
Nina Hartley has disgusting meat flap pussy lips. Also her face looks like it's 90% plastic.
Find someone better to fap to.
User avatar #16 - hellomynameisbill (5 hours ago) [-]
don't talk about the person we affectionately refer to as based mom like that
#3 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
let's not sexualize one of the few respectable people to publicly support us, eh?
#5 - anon (8 hours ago) [-]
Also let's not forget she's our based mom now.
Incest is wrong, unless it's twincest. Then it's wincest.
User avatar #13 - propanex (6 hours ago) [-]
what about stepincest?
#2 - So I don't know if this will make it past the newest uploads o… 13 hours ago on when you bust a nut +5
#291 - That's the plan, man. There's something really comfo… 10/28/2014 on tfw no girlfriend +1
#287 - Word up, mayne  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on tfw no girlfriend +2
#290 - BigSammy (10/28/2014) [-]
Tell her she has the hips of a Greek goddess of fertility. If that doesn't get you some snu-snu, I don't know what will.
#291 - hotsand (10/28/2014) [-]
That's the plan, man.

There's something really comforting knowing that she can give me a piggyback ride, even though I'm a 200 pound powerlifter
#274 - YO CUNTS, GUESS WHAT?!?!?! I WENT ON A DATE! I'M ALMO…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2014 on tfw no girlfriend +5
#302 - electricwulf (10/28/2014) [-]
A gentlemen never kisses and tells, something about bad luck or some shit.

Good Luck
#284 - BigSammy (10/28/2014) [-]
Treat her right, boi. She sounds like a gem.
#287 - hotsand (10/28/2014) [-]
Word up, mayne
#290 - BigSammy (10/28/2014) [-]
Tell her she has the hips of a Greek goddess of fertility. If that doesn't get you some snu-snu, I don't know what will.
#291 - hotsand (10/28/2014) [-]
That's the plan, man.

There's something really comforting knowing that she can give me a piggyback ride, even though I'm a 200 pound powerlifter
#48 - can't forget about dat fourth from the left, bruh 10/26/2014 on Women 3 +1
#127 - You sound mad, I've brought this opinion up before and other m… 10/22/2014 on Eeeewwwght 0
#2 - You guys ever think that marijuana doesn't disconnect us from … 10/21/2014 on ture +2
#78 - If you put an Amazon gift card up for grabs and if I won I wou… 10/21/2014 on Free Nintendo eShop Card 0
#4 - Aight so i never get this **** . The whol…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Eeeewwwght +90
User avatar #126 - wardylocks (10/22/2014) [-]
lets get one thing straight here
women do not put on make up for men, they put it on for themselves.
i don't get up in the morning and think 'wow, id better slap on some eyeliner today for all the men that see me today' hell nooooo

and i highly doubt your dick brush would ever get near their face
#127 - hotsand (10/22/2014) [-]
You sound mad, I've brought this opinion up before and other mad women get mad.

I'm just saying that most women go overboard and, while they may find it attractive, I and a good majority of the respective community find it unappealing.

I am also adamantly against it as I am a fan of physical and mental health over the visual demonstration of the two.

And the ending quip is pretty weak, considering what I've just defended myself with.
User avatar #110 - elcreepo (10/22/2014) [-]
It's just to look a little better than you actually do

If you do it right though and only use a small amount of foundation you look natural
#78 - demfeels (10/22/2014) [-]
**demfeels rolled image** Mfw they shave their eyebrows
#56 - anon (10/22/2014) [-]
Femanon here, you know, I hate makeup. It's like putting on a fake face. I also distrust girls who wear loads of it. I mean, when your guy takes you home, and you take it all off, he's just gonna feel ripped off.

Basically, don't wear makeup guys and girls, you is bootiful already. Unless you're not. In that case, go nuts.
User avatar #52 - Kairyuka (10/22/2014) [-]
The more they layer on, the more unhealthy their skin becomes, and the more they feel like they have to layer on
User avatar #32 - xgeneration (10/22/2014) [-]
They don't know how to properly use make up.
User avatar #26 - MandiMarie (10/22/2014) [-]
It's also used to enhance natural features and as a sort of art form. Like the only thing I wear is mascara, which just makes your eyelashes stand out better which makes your eyes look a bit bigger. But other makeup like eyeshadow and stuff like that is mostly just like an art. Foundation and concealer are like the kinds of makeup that "fix" you, while mascara and blush and eyeliner "enhance" you, and then eyeshadow is just purely for fun.
#19 - Brodyjguy (10/22/2014) [-]
Your dick is a wet brush?
User avatar #16 - severepwner (10/22/2014) [-]
What #9 said.

You should see girls with and without eye makeup, it can be a night and day difference.
#9 - multipass (10/21/2014) [-]
I get what your saying, but the purpose of make up is not to always hide imperfections. It is also to accentuate/exaggerate good features of your face as well. Which is why the eye shit, the eyebrow shit, the whole face shit. Not always saying girls do it particularly well, or correctly, but that is probably the thought process behind it gif unrelated
User avatar #71 - harryhai (10/22/2014) [-]
what you said and, what most people tend to forget, girls aren´t magicaly born with the talent of applying make up. so many of the not good done make up is just part of the learning progress, and shit...that needs some time
#11 - hotsand (10/21/2014) [-]
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I totally get ya man, and even though I personally prefer a total lack of any sort of adulterating alterations to someone's physique, I can see where some minor uses os something somewhere could be viewed as beneficial.

still like natural chicks with flaws and imperfections and thick hips and giant asses

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#16 to #15 - hotsand (06/22/2014) [-]
That's some toasty fukkin bread ******
User avatar #1 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
This girl I had a crush on was 6'5"
#2 to #1 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
You should hit her up mayne. Ain't nothin like giantess booty
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I tried but things wont work out there.
#4 to #3 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Damn. Just keep looking nigs
#5 to #4 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I know but its hard.

There is this one girl I've been talking to who thinks I'm cute and she's 5'11"
#6 to #5 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Close enough bro. I say you go for it but maybe try to mess with your persona as a manlet over time. While all retards are spouting this **** nowadays, being "alpha" is something that is very critical in the usual relationship. Unless she wants to wear the pants and dominate you and **** , then by all means be a girly girl.

**** dude I'm a 6'2 powerlifter, I will never feel your feels.

I guess I can do the reverse though and **** tiny chicks.

Do it yo.
#7 to #6 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I don't really try to change my personality in any way. I don't need to be alpha or anything nor do I go out of my way to be submissive. Im just how I am.

My first girlfriend was really small but she was dominant as hell. I still like her a lot and we never ended the relationship on bad terms. She just got her internet taken.
But dude it goes past my belly button and I'm 5'5". Imagine how it would look to her at 4'9"
#8 to #7 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Speaking of which how much are you packing ***** ? Like **** , is your torso like a foot long? To make this less gay, yeah, you will drop jaws cuz of proportion.
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Its somewhere around 8 or so..
I havent measured in a long time..
#10 to #9 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Aight **** you m8. You're packing mad dick yo.

**** , i'm jelly
User avatar #11 to #10 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Sorry @.@
#12 to #11 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
just messin man, be happy you're packing. If some tall dude starts talking **** just show off your cock.
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I don't think thats a time to pull out your dick..
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