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#100 - CRAWLING INNNN MYYY SKINNNNNNN THESE WOOOUUNNNDSSSS T… 12/15/2014 on Who is best girl +1
#10 - **** dude I am way too high to learn about wet pussy.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Sex +145
#141 - creatoroffunny (12/15/2014) [-]
#28 - Best of luck bruv, try not to get banned.  [+] (16 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Korrasami Twist +3
#29 - sanitarysan (12/10/2014) [-]
not listening, too busy uploading
#30 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
I've got a few.
#31 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
#33 - sanitarysan (12/10/2014) [-]
finally i get a homie
#32 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
#34 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
Too lewd?
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#41 - sanitarysan (12/10/2014) [-]
ashamed to admit it but i don't have that many avatar gifs i can get away with calling safe for work i have some cosplay though
#48 - vladhellsing (12/11/2014) [-]
#40 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
#42 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
That's all I have.
#43 - perfectcomment (12/10/2014) [-]
jesus fucking christ, i you guys

thanks for the pics

send me nsfw and i will love you
#25 - dude, all i have is porn, sorry.  [+] (18 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Korrasami Twist +2
#27 - sanitarysan (12/10/2014) [-]
i don't need your help i can make this a one man show
#28 - hotsand (12/10/2014) [-]
Best of luck bruv, try not to get banned.
#29 - sanitarysan (12/10/2014) [-]
not listening, too busy uploading
#30 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
I've got a few.
#31 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
#33 - sanitarysan (12/10/2014) [-]
finally i get a homie
#32 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
#34 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
Too lewd?
#35 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
#36 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
#37 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
#38 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
#39 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
#41 - sanitarysan (12/10/2014) [-]
ashamed to admit it but i don't have that many avatar gifs i can get away with calling safe for work i have some cosplay though
#48 - vladhellsing (12/11/2014) [-]
#40 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
#42 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
That's all I have.
#43 - perfectcomment (12/10/2014) [-]
jesus fucking christ, i you guys

thanks for the pics

send me nsfw and i will love you
#168 - **** , aight man, I'll keep at it.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Don't get down folks. 0
#170 - piger (12/09/2014) [-]
Good luck.
#164 - There ain't much drive to move though, man. The ever …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Don't get down folks. 0
#167 - piger (12/09/2014) [-]
Once you realize that you have no true obligations in life, you've finally been set free.
Do it because you can, live now because you can't do it a second time.
You may not be able to find happiness now but you could find it later.
Just keep going.
#168 - hotsand (12/09/2014) [-]
Fuck, aight man, I'll keep at it.
#170 - piger (12/09/2014) [-]
Good luck.
#158 - I don't think so man, I'm pretty unwanted by the opposite gend…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Don't get down folks. +4
#169 - paranoidzoid (12/09/2014) [-]
here a cute doggie gif to cheer you up
#163 - pivotmasterdm (12/09/2014) [-]
tfw
#161 - piger (12/09/2014) [-]
I don't think so man,
Seems to me you've got nothing to hold you down.
When you don't have a life built up you can easily dip and start a new one.
You should have no attachment to the way you are right now, so why not change?
Just keep going.
#164 - hotsand (12/09/2014) [-]
There ain't much drive to move though, man.

The ever increasing want to do anything besides blast myself is slowly becoming more and more apparent with the ever realization of how horrible the concept of life is.

There's just no fun in it. I could lie and try and find happiness in fucking bitches and making money but I couldn't give a shit.
#167 - piger (12/09/2014) [-]
Once you realize that you have no true obligations in life, you've finally been set free.
Do it because you can, live now because you can't do it a second time.
You may not be able to find happiness now but you could find it later.
Just keep going.
#168 - hotsand (12/09/2014) [-]
Fuck, aight man, I'll keep at it.
#170 - piger (12/09/2014) [-]
Good luck.
#4 - No lie, I haven't laughed like this in ******* fo… 12/08/2014 on Niggers and jews +3
#14 - I haven't continuously watched Naruto for about 4 years and I …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on I heard Sasuke is love +8
#17 - darknesincontrol (12/07/2014) [-]
from a Naruto movie everyone in that world that tobi created except for naruto and sakura has a reverse personality from the originals
User avatar #15 - colalars (12/07/2014) [-]
sixth movie in the line
#28 - She's a cutie, yo. 12/07/2014 on Stop that you little shit 0

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#16 to #15 - hotsand (06/22/2014) [-]
That's some toasty fukkin bread ******
User avatar #1 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
This girl I had a crush on was 6'5"
#2 to #1 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
You should hit her up mayne. Ain't nothin like giantess booty
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I tried but things wont work out there.
#4 to #3 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Damn. Just keep looking nigs
#5 to #4 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I know but its hard.

There is this one girl I've been talking to who thinks I'm cute and she's 5'11"
#6 to #5 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Close enough bro. I say you go for it but maybe try to mess with your persona as a manlet over time. While all retards are spouting this **** nowadays, being "alpha" is something that is very critical in the usual relationship. Unless she wants to wear the pants and dominate you and **** , then by all means be a girly girl.

**** dude I'm a 6'2 powerlifter, I will never feel your feels.

I guess I can do the reverse though and **** tiny chicks.

Do it yo.
#7 to #6 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I don't really try to change my personality in any way. I don't need to be alpha or anything nor do I go out of my way to be submissive. Im just how I am.

My first girlfriend was really small but she was dominant as hell. I still like her a lot and we never ended the relationship on bad terms. She just got her internet taken.
But dude it goes past my belly button and I'm 5'5". Imagine how it would look to her at 4'9"
#8 to #7 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Speaking of which how much are you packing ***** ? Like **** , is your torso like a foot long? To make this less gay, yeah, you will drop jaws cuz of proportion.
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Its somewhere around 8 or so..
I havent measured in a long time..
#10 to #9 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Aight **** you m8. You're packing mad dick yo.


**** , i'm jelly
User avatar #11 to #10 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Sorry @.@
#12 to #11 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
just messin man, be happy you're packing. If some tall dude starts talking **** just show off your cock.
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I don't think thats a time to pull out your dick..
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