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#6 - I have yet to find that friend that does the whole "just … 11/24/2014 on Friend vs Best Friend 0
#2 - Also works as a "MILF" starter pack as well …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2014 on You know its true -10
User avatar #104 - elcreepo (11/21/2014) [-]
this is the kind of bitch that will divorce you and sue for everything you own. Or worse yet, she'll sleep with you and "forget" to mention she has a husband who lifts regularly.

Don't stick your dick in it. Hell don't even talk to it. They ruin lives, their children can do no wrong and you are to be treated like shit, that's what they do...
#25 - Womens Study Major (11/21/2014) [-]
I agree (but solely based on the hair)
User avatar #4 - bionicpanda (11/20/2014) [-]
no
#127 - Ebony **** ain't complete without the negress of … 11/12/2014 on My top 10 pornstars 0
#126 - Get that Diamond Jackson **** in here ***** . 11/12/2014 on My top 10 pornstars +1
#48 - THE CURRENT PLAN, IF I DO NOT KILL MYSELF FROM UNDERLYING ISSU… 11/10/2014 on No fap november 0
#3 - Zhanna is so ******* hot  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Classic Solider +5
User avatar #23 - eezo (11/08/2014) [-]
praise it
User avatar #18 - arkanios (11/08/2014) [-]
They definitely made her look better with the newest comic.
User avatar #13 - preacherQ (11/08/2014) [-]
I would let her make sweet love to me
User avatar #12 - checkemtrain (11/08/2014) [-]
indeed
#5 - lildo (11/08/2014) [-]
I find her more attractive than the other one.
#41 - I don't know necessarily about the culture of things, I think …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Alison Brie, Nick Offerman,... 0
#51 - rdunc (11/06/2014) [-]
see its the complete opposite for me, i power so much more weed in a bong than with a few fat spliffs
#54 - SO **** ALL OF Y'ALL. CUDDLE WITH YOUR S…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Mfw 5th day of no-fap November +1
User avatar #60 - xapplemanx (11/06/2014) [-]
jesus christ that gif is horrifying
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#15 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#16 to #15 - hotsand (06/22/2014) [-]
That's some toasty fukkin bread ******
User avatar #1 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
This girl I had a crush on was 6'5"
#2 to #1 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
You should hit her up mayne. Ain't nothin like giantess booty
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I tried but things wont work out there.
#4 to #3 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Damn. Just keep looking nigs
#5 to #4 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I know but its hard.

There is this one girl I've been talking to who thinks I'm cute and she's 5'11"
#6 to #5 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Close enough bro. I say you go for it but maybe try to mess with your persona as a manlet over time. While all retards are spouting this **** nowadays, being "alpha" is something that is very critical in the usual relationship. Unless she wants to wear the pants and dominate you and **** , then by all means be a girly girl.

**** dude I'm a 6'2 powerlifter, I will never feel your feels.

I guess I can do the reverse though and **** tiny chicks.

Do it yo.
#7 to #6 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I don't really try to change my personality in any way. I don't need to be alpha or anything nor do I go out of my way to be submissive. Im just how I am.

My first girlfriend was really small but she was dominant as hell. I still like her a lot and we never ended the relationship on bad terms. She just got her internet taken.
But dude it goes past my belly button and I'm 5'5". Imagine how it would look to her at 4'9"
#8 to #7 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Speaking of which how much are you packing ***** ? Like **** , is your torso like a foot long? To make this less gay, yeah, you will drop jaws cuz of proportion.
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Its somewhere around 8 or so..
I havent measured in a long time..
#10 to #9 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Aight **** you m8. You're packing mad dick yo.


**** , i'm jelly
User avatar #11 to #10 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Sorry @.@
#12 to #11 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
just messin man, be happy you're packing. If some tall dude starts talking **** just show off your cock.
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I don't think thats a time to pull out your dick..
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