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#1423968 - desacabose (04/21/2016) [-]
You should play 1
#1423953 - plantain (04/21/2016) [-]
Yeah, do NOT try to play a Souls game with a keyboard and mouse. It's even worse than Assassin's Creed.
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#1423952 - eezo (04/21/2016) [-]
If you haven't played 1 like, twice with the DLC, you'll miss MOST of what's happening

2 is a holding pastern, which is alright because that's what it's supposed to be lore wise
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#1423945 - thebestpieever (04/21/2016) [-]
No, you don't need to. For one those games barely have a story (Long story short: your dude killed a bunch of people and then did something with the flame). He didn't talk to anyone, he didn't teach anyone or help anyone who survived to do anything.

For two the lore is kinda wishy washy anyway and you don't need DS1 to understand it regardless, it's just kind of a neat "Oh, so that's that".
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#1423974 - desacabose (04/21/2016) [-]
Sometimes I wonder if you've ever even played a souls game.
Who hurt you
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#1423976 - thebestpieever (04/21/2016) [-]
I just don't tongue its bollocks as my daily routine. I like it as dungeon crawler that feels good and tries really hard but fails to be Castlevania 1. That's about as highly as I think of the series.
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#1423978 - desacabose (04/21/2016) [-]
But the chosen undead meats a lot of people
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#1423980 - thebestpieever (04/21/2016) [-]
And what are his interactions with them? He frees one from a barrel, he frees one from a cage, he rescues one from her death whereupon she fucks off to a church in the edge of the world never to interact with him again, he has a friendly rivalry sots with a knight but he dies so he doesn't count for shit for the next game and his daughter barely met him except as "that dude who gets along with my dad and saved me" so she counts for shit to carry the legacy of the chosen undead. Solaire doesn't exist in your dimension and he really just chatted to you thrice, he doesn't even know you saved his life so you're also not a prominent figure in his life.

There's a good amount I'm missing, but I'm sure you're getting the general idea. He's incidental to everyone's life, what are the great stories of the Chosen Undeadgoing to say "the dude rescued the knight's daughter and then fucked off"? Well, maybe, but that's hardly a character beat that you need to have been there to witness in order to understand it.
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#1423979 - desacabose (04/21/2016) [-]
Arby's has the the meats
#1423966 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
are you retarded
#1423969 - thebestpieever (04/21/2016) [-]
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#1423965 - gmarrox (04/21/2016) [-]
The lore has less to do with the chosen undead and more to do with the backstories amd origins of the bosses/notable NPCs
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#1423967 - thebestpieever (04/21/2016) [-]
What are you trying to say?
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#1423970 - gmarrox (04/21/2016) [-]
That there's definitely a story, it's just not inherently a part of the gameplay.
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#1423971 - thebestpieever (04/21/2016) [-]
Lore and story are not the same, though. That's a really important distinction. So once that one is made: How do you say it has a story? Your deepest interaction with anyone is murder or not murder.
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#1423973 - gmarrox (04/21/2016) [-]
There are side stories alongside the whole light/don't light the fire. You interact with NPCs in a way that you learn what their goals are and often times you end up helping them continue their mission through your actions. Solaire can even be saved from going insane if you know what to do, and the game rewards that by letting you summon him in the Gwyn fight. And people who are more analytical than me have done videos where they peace together all the information provided in-game to tell the stories in greater detail.
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#1423975 - thebestpieever (04/21/2016) [-]
Oh, definitely. It contains stories. I'm quite fond of Solaires and Siegmeyer. But they're not really the story of the game, are they? They're good, but they're very small, very short, and only incidental to the events of the game.You can perfectly go through the entire game without ever interacting with them. Are you really going to tell me a 40 hour game has "a story" consisting of around 30 minutes of conversation if you put in all the NPCs with a little side story in? That'd be very disingenuous on your part.

The story of the game is a dude frees a dude and goes"Hey, mate, you're free, go do this shit" then he does and goes to to Anor Londo and two people are like "hey, do this shit" and then he does it. Alternatively there's a third path where another dude is like "Nah, they playing dude" whereupon he murders the people who were manipulating him, follows the same path he would have under their command (which consists of just murder), and at the very last second do a final action at the behest of that fourth dude.
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#1423939 - thematthew (04/21/2016) [-]
if you don't have a usable controller don't play any, if you do play 1 and then 3, 2 is very optional.
#1423937 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
Just play Dark souls 1. 2 isn't referenced that much
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#1423938 - hotrodman (04/21/2016) [-]
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