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honkeytonk

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:9/21/2012
Last Login:9/24/2016
Location:Oklahoma
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Favorite Tags: ASIANS CAN ACTUA (3) | i (3) | Pokemon (3) | OP is pretty sex (2)
Imma be the next Johnny Cash.

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#23 - I thought he had eaten the cat in the first one  [+] (1 reply) 01/17/2016 on cat hatter 0
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#27 - stormklaw (01/17/2016) [-]
look up
i made it just for you bby
#35 - it's illegal to go WHALING in OKLAHOMA  [+] (13 replies) 01/16/2016 on scary laws +100
#109 - brisineo (01/17/2016) [-]
Well, here in Utah, it's specifically illegal to go whaling on horseback.
#105 - anon (01/17/2016) [-]
I'm from Oklahoma...
#110 - anon (01/17/2016) [-]
ok
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#77 - wraithguard (01/17/2016) [-]
Where in Oklahoma do you live?
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#68 - thechillzilla (01/17/2016) [-]
That's strange considering how many fatties Oklahoma has
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#62 - saltyfries (01/17/2016) [-]
I also heard it's illegal to eat other people's Hamburgers there
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#57 - donbionicle (01/17/2016) [-]
Laws of physics and/or reality will be enforced.
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#45 - dukeofmordor (01/16/2016) [-]
In Ohio its legal every day of the week except Sunday
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#37 - gameshredder (01/16/2016) [-]
Damn, those fatties get all the protection.
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#36 - thechosentroll (01/16/2016) [-]
OK, now I'm fucking curious. Laws don't get passed just cause. SOMETHING has to have happened to lead to a law like that.
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#53 - emosadpanda (01/17/2016) [-]
Oklahoman here. We have these laws because we adopted a lot of laws from Maine. There's another one about walking backwards and eating a hamburger on a certain day of the week. I think that one had something to do with protesting. Now, I have no solid proof to anything that I'm saying, so please don't hang me if I'm wrong.
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#78 - wraithguard (01/17/2016) [-]
Where in Oklahoma do you live?
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#49 - edgecutter (01/16/2016) [-]
Maybe hippies back in the 60's 'n shit were whining about "muh whails" and to appease the public they passed the law?

Idk, though, I'm only speculating.
Did Oklahoma even have a lot of hippies back then?
I don't know shit about America, except for TEXAS.
#35 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 replies) 12/16/2015 on Mr manly man -11
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#37 - bionicpanda (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm talking about the lawyer he gets to check to will AFTER this scene occurs

you'd know that if you weren't such a casual
#36 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that, even though we are all on FJ, we have better things to waste time on
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#6 - can I unsubscribe?  [+] (1 reply) 11/05/2015 on Sesame Street Adventures 87 0
#7 - deaddropping (11/05/2015) [-]
You can never unsubscribe.....