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holyturkey

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Date Signed Up:7/17/2011
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    Turtle suck, am i Reich? Turtle suck, am i Reich?
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    I love this world I love this world
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    When worlds collide. When worlds collide.
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#86 - actually you look the double of my friend, right down to the b… 08/30/2015 on Body doubles 0
#52 - im from glasgow . Scotland. I can verify the Scottish public l…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/28/2015 on Difference between Canada... +34
#219 - shadeymuffin (08/28/2015) [-]
Well I mean that's really dependant on where you live, in my village and all the villages around me there is very little of that. The only places I ever see it bad are low income towns in the west, and the only Cities I've seen with a lot of that type of stuff is Glasgow and Greenock. Not suggesting everywhere else is an earthbound heaven but it's certainly no worse than anywhere else in the worlds, everywhere has it's own little assholes thinking they are cool destroying public property.
#175 - Puzoy (08/28/2015) [-]
I also am from Glasgow, Scotland. I feel like this is an appropriate picture to post, beautiful and publicly loved vandalism
User avatar #153 - legendaryhero (08/28/2015) [-]
Atleast you guys have hot accents
User avatar #155 - iateapenguin (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm from Scotland and have never understood why people find Scottish accents sexy.
User avatar #248 - legendaryhero (09/01/2015) [-]
Idk either but the girls sound awful though
User avatar #249 - iateapenguin (09/02/2015) [-]
Yeah tell me about it, they can sound so whiny. Really grates on my nerves.

I mean a soft Scottish accent can be nice, like the kind you get from Edinburgh and the borders, but the accents around Glasgow/Dundee/Aberdeen are just awful

Makes me glad that I was brought up in England tbh
User avatar #147 - spoopyskeleton (08/28/2015) [-]
I live in Glasgow too. It's alright around the city center. But if you go outside the center its all kinds of fucked.

But the town where i'm from is all kinds of fucked if you go to the wrong part
#112 - mudkipfucker (08/28/2015) [-]
Damn Scots they ruined Scotland!
#93 - baronvonhuckle (08/28/2015) [-]
#71 - i loved masters of disguise as a kid, **** made me howl…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2015 on Catman has no time for good... 0
User avatar #72 - angelious (08/12/2015) [-]
yeah a lot of people seem to be talking about how they enjoyed it as a kid...which i think is justifiable...
#40 - Scotland still uses about 3/4 of these sayings. Glasg…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on Butt me 0
User avatar #71 - boxdweller (07/23/2015) [-]
Can confirm. Glaswegian flappers are always getting dolled up to go out and get ossified on giggle water.
#50 - scotrail? 06/21/2015 on Bow and Arrow 0
#166 - i'm from glasgow, where this comedian is from. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on Laptop.. +1
#169 - pathamn (06/07/2015) [-]
at first i thought it was a mixture of swedish and english ... the only thing understood was "laptop" and "stepdad" ...
#104 - FEAR BROATS 06/06/2015 on Sucks growing up :( +1
#94 - okay, i have a decent-enough gaming PC , and an xbox one. …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2015 on Sucks growing up :( +3
User avatar #178 - pocketstooheavy (06/06/2015) [-]
>Better for one type of game over another

kek'd.
#114 - viralkamina (06/06/2015) [-]
if you have a decent-enough gaming pc already, why not get the games on pc where they are cheaper and look better?
And if your pc doesnt run the games better or equal, it is not "decent-enough"
User avatar #111 - wazoowonseventeen (06/06/2015) [-]
>thinking a PC is only good for gaming
User avatar #103 - syrianbro (06/06/2015) [-]
I read all of this in Dr.Steve Brules voice

Nice work ya dingus.
#104 - holyturkey (06/06/2015) [-]
FEAR BROATS
#661 - could you draw me? inb4 rapid top gun jokes 06/06/2015 on Drawing with FunnyJunk 0
#74 - hey guys, im looking to lose weight i have a bike (th… 05/20/2015 on Obesity 0

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