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holyturkey

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Date Signed Up:7/17/2011
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#38 - eldrazi bro , 5 colours if i include wastes. emrakul though.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2016 on what a girl wants +9
#126 - rousingloki (05/27/2016) [-]
That is the smoothest, nicest gif I have seen in a long time
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#80 - nevrit (05/27/2016) [-]
Great card, but it is banned in commander though
#62 - keligus (05/27/2016) [-]
**keligus used "*roll picture*"**
**keligus rolled image**beautiful
#154 - yeah , it was expected though. the internet always tr… 05/13/2016 on Islam comp:We must end this... +1
#151 - don't bother man, it falls on deaf ears. funnyjunk is…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Islam comp:We must end this... +3
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#153 - doctorcamden (05/13/2016) [-]
I dont mind the right wing. Im left myself but the right has a few ideals that align with mine. Rather its the blind rights, the right "fanatics" that are bothersome.
#154 - holyturkey (05/13/2016) [-]
yeah , it was expected though.

the internet always trys to be edgy and conflict with the modern day opinion which these days is progression and left.

might just be me , cause im scottish.
#148 - guys, i live in the UK , you know the country that is apparant…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Islam comp:We must end this... +22
#270 - anon (05/13/2016) [-]
Too right man, sick of all these Americans thinking they know what the UK or mainland Europe is like just because they saw a few articles screenshot on their muslim hate circles.
Fucking get some perspective.
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#261 - backupclover (05/13/2016) [-]
No thanks Khaled, white Brit here this guy is an utter cunt.
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#179 - thejusticar (05/13/2016) [-]
joke Nice try isis.
#156 - anon (05/13/2016) [-]
#181 - all i see is people complaining about the new battlefront , li…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2015 on "fuck fuck fuck fuck" rebels. 0
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#265 - marno (10/12/2015) [-]
Best part is, none of the complainers have tried it. Many of them are going to buy it anyways, and they don't even know what their "dream game" is. They just whine and moan about everything because it's popular to do.

And when they do get it, this is what the chat is going to sound like "waa waa this game sucks imperials always win my team sucks you guys are scrubs shut up mom I had to borrow money from you to play this you guys are faggots wow look at this guy spawnkilling me WOW hackzors " Then they keep playing like idiots.
#253 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
"take a step back and dont be so harsh/judgemental and you will really love this game"
#220 - i get the same with an anime on Toonami called Tenchi Muyo! …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2015 on cats 0
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#242 - Mastervaughn (09/27/2015) [-]
im pretty sure a lot of ppl saw it. i know i did.
#56 - mention 09/16/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#226 - you look like Matt Smith if he was depressed suffering alcoholic. 09/15/2015 on Roastings, +1
#86 - actually you look the double of my friend, right down to the b… 08/30/2015 on Body doubles 0
#52 - im from glasgow . Scotland. I can verify the Scottish public l…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/28/2015 on Difference between Canada... +34
#219 - shadeymuffin (08/28/2015) [-]
Well I mean that's really dependant on where you live, in my village and all the villages around me there is very little of that. The only places I ever see it bad are low income towns in the west, and the only Cities I've seen with a lot of that type of stuff is Glasgow and Greenock. Not suggesting everywhere else is an earthbound heaven but it's certainly no worse than anywhere else in the worlds, everywhere has it's own little assholes thinking they are cool destroying public property.
#175 - Puzoy (08/28/2015) [-]
I also am from Glasgow, Scotland. I feel like this is an appropriate picture to post, beautiful and publicly loved vandalism
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#153 - legendaryhero (08/28/2015) [-]
Atleast you guys have hot accents
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#155 - iateapenguin (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm from Scotland and have never understood why people find Scottish accents sexy.
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#248 - legendaryhero (09/01/2015) [-]
Idk either but the girls sound awful though
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#249 - iateapenguin (09/02/2015) [-]
Yeah tell me about it, they can sound so whiny. Really grates on my nerves.

I mean a soft Scottish accent can be nice, like the kind you get from Edinburgh and the borders, but the accents around Glasgow/Dundee/Aberdeen are just awful

Makes me glad that I was brought up in England tbh
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#147 - spoopyskeleton (08/28/2015) [-]
I live in Glasgow too. It's alright around the city center. But if you go outside the center its all kinds of fucked.

But the town where i'm from is all kinds of fucked if you go to the wrong part
#112 - mudkipfucker (08/28/2015) [-]
Damn Scots they ruined Scotland!
#93 - baronvonhuckle (08/28/2015) [-]