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#52 - I appreciate the courtesy lol. I myself am just tired of seein… 12/04/2014 on Tragedy 0
#50 - I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions. Just seems to me like at…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Tragedy +3
User avatar #92 - themongoose (12/04/2014) [-]
What this is about? You mean a kid that attacked a cop and died? Or is it about something else? Cuz if it is, you're retarded.

Blacks don't freak out about black on black crime. But all hell breaks loose when a cop defends himself against a criminal and the criminal dies, but only if that criminal is black.

#18 - theconservativetreehouse. No thank you. Also, I don't get how …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Tragedy -40
User avatar #20 - hydraetis (12/03/2014) [-]
And I dunno, trying to paint the parents as frauds and discredit the movement or something maybe.
#50 - holyshizle (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions. Just seems to me like attacking credibility like this is distracting from the actual issue that I think is here. But thats just my opinion, and the pixels would suggest a few wouldn't agree with me.
User avatar #92 - themongoose (12/04/2014) [-]
What this is about? You mean a kid that attacked a cop and died? Or is it about something else? Cuz if it is, you're retarded.

Blacks don't freak out about black on black crime. But all hell breaks loose when a cop defends himself against a criminal and the criminal dies, but only if that criminal is black.

User avatar #19 - hydraetis (12/03/2014) [-]
Lol except there's barely any writing from the author in there. 90% of the article is the police report. Not sure what your reaction is all about.
#17 - He didn't have that opportunity because he was shot. The true …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Tragedy -13
#41 - dangosevenonethree (12/04/2014) [-]
I disagree with you but I'm thumbing you up because of that awesomely relevant picture.
#52 - holyshizle (12/04/2014) [-]
I appreciate the courtesy lol. I myself am just tired of seeing both sides of this ferguson stuff. I just think its a terrible situation that has escalated into absurdity.
#23 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
He was 18, opportunity missed, he had already transformed into 6'4" 300lb cop beating thug.
This post highlights that people like this produce thugs like brown, statistically. If he had a loving solid family unit statistically he would have been better for it.

Fuck you gladiuss for blocking me.
#39 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Whatever you just rolled, I want to go their NOW!
#47 - Any day man. 11/11/2014 on Army friend +4
#40 - Well I can't say from experience, but as a person with a few f…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Army friend +4
#45 - neosonic (11/11/2014) [-]
Oh, interesting! I've read on how Bootcamp is supposed to transform people, but I wasn't aware of what this person's job was. Thank you for explaining this to me!
#54 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
Drill Sergeants are there to train you and make you hate them. There's a good reason for the second part, but we'll get to that in a second. Essentially they do anything in everything in their (extensive) power to make you hate the very ground they touch, and they usually do this by making you do horribly pointless tasks or forced repetition of either tedious or strenuous tasks. The idea is that they break you down, and then those same sergeants build you back up by winning your respect again, usually by being extremely badass and brilliant.
#55 - neosonic (11/11/2014) [-]
Thanks a pretty cool thing, thanks!
#49 - willys (11/11/2014) [-]
Best of Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp/Basic Training Here watch this. That's a good example of a drill sergeant. It's from a movie (Full Metal Jacket) but the drill sergeant (R. Lee Ermey) was a real drill sergeant and I believe they let him improvise most of his dialogue.
User avatar #68 - affix (11/11/2014) [-]
Sorry dude. Thats a drill instructor. Instructors are for Marines, they are a violent breed.
Drill Sergeants are for army.
#73 - willys (11/11/2014) [-]
Ah man, I have a lot of military friends, I should have known that. My bad. Still, it's a decent example for people who don't know how drill sergeants/instructors are.
User avatar #74 - affix (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes it sure is, and thank you for not flipping out.

Most times i correct people about the military they go all apeshit for some reason.
#75 - willys (11/11/2014) [-]
Probably because they don't get out enough to understand why people might be passionate about different things than they are. A lot of those same people would probably have an aneurysm if you confused anime and manga or some shit.

Nah I know most of the big things not to get confused. For example, soldier only refers to Army, sailor only refers to Navy, a Marine is a Marine, period. Basic is army, boot camp is Marines. Most military guys don't like civilians using slang names like jarhead, devil dog, etc. And say someone has prior service or is former active duty, they're never ex-military. Especially not Marines. A 90-year-old man who can't walk is still a Marine now if he ever was before.

I just get the details like drill sergeant/instructor confused sometimes. I take no offense to being corrected about military stuff. If someone can put their life on the line for me and my country, I sure as hell can use the right terms to refer to shit that matters to them.
#78 - affix (11/11/2014) [-]
I like what you do.
Have a butt.
If you're a girl, i dont have any man ass.
#87 - willys (11/11/2014) [-]
I most certainly have a penis. And it likes that butt.

The category for this next game is shit you can say on the internet that would get you arrested anywhere else.
#47 - holyshizle (11/11/2014) [-]
Any day man.
#38 - I don't understand how your sexuality or location is relevant.  [+] (13 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Army friend +6
#39 - neosonic (11/11/2014) [-]
I'm a gay Canadian who really isn't interested in the military and doesn't really understand the full purpose of this drill sergeant dude.
#40 - holyshizle (11/11/2014) [-]
Well I can't say from experience, but as a person with a few friends in the American Military (specifically the marines) I've heard stories far more ridiculous than this. Its basically the sergeants breaking the men into doing everything they're told by a superior officer, regardless of how ridiculous it is.
#45 - neosonic (11/11/2014) [-]
Oh, interesting! I've read on how Bootcamp is supposed to transform people, but I wasn't aware of what this person's job was. Thank you for explaining this to me!
#54 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
Drill Sergeants are there to train you and make you hate them. There's a good reason for the second part, but we'll get to that in a second. Essentially they do anything in everything in their (extensive) power to make you hate the very ground they touch, and they usually do this by making you do horribly pointless tasks or forced repetition of either tedious or strenuous tasks. The idea is that they break you down, and then those same sergeants build you back up by winning your respect again, usually by being extremely badass and brilliant.
#55 - neosonic (11/11/2014) [-]
Thanks a pretty cool thing, thanks!
#49 - willys (11/11/2014) [-]
Best of Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp/Basic Training Here watch this. That's a good example of a drill sergeant. It's from a movie (Full Metal Jacket) but the drill sergeant (R. Lee Ermey) was a real drill sergeant and I believe they let him improvise most of his dialogue.
User avatar #68 - affix (11/11/2014) [-]
Sorry dude. Thats a drill instructor. Instructors are for Marines, they are a violent breed.
Drill Sergeants are for army.
#73 - willys (11/11/2014) [-]
Ah man, I have a lot of military friends, I should have known that. My bad. Still, it's a decent example for people who don't know how drill sergeants/instructors are.
User avatar #74 - affix (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes it sure is, and thank you for not flipping out.

Most times i correct people about the military they go all apeshit for some reason.
#75 - willys (11/11/2014) [-]
Probably because they don't get out enough to understand why people might be passionate about different things than they are. A lot of those same people would probably have an aneurysm if you confused anime and manga or some shit.

Nah I know most of the big things not to get confused. For example, soldier only refers to Army, sailor only refers to Navy, a Marine is a Marine, period. Basic is army, boot camp is Marines. Most military guys don't like civilians using slang names like jarhead, devil dog, etc. And say someone has prior service or is former active duty, they're never ex-military. Especially not Marines. A 90-year-old man who can't walk is still a Marine now if he ever was before.

I just get the details like drill sergeant/instructor confused sometimes. I take no offense to being corrected about military stuff. If someone can put their life on the line for me and my country, I sure as hell can use the right terms to refer to shit that matters to them.
#78 - affix (11/11/2014) [-]
I like what you do.
Have a butt.
If you're a girl, i dont have any man ass.
#87 - willys (11/11/2014) [-]
I most certainly have a penis. And it likes that butt.

The category for this next game is shit you can say on the internet that would get you arrested anywhere else.
#47 - holyshizle (11/11/2014) [-]
Any day man.
#36 - You seriously under estimate drill sergeants then.  [+] (15 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Army friend +9
#37 - neosonic (11/11/2014) [-]
The gay man who lives in Canada does truly under estimate them then.
#38 - holyshizle (11/11/2014) [-]
I don't understand how your sexuality or location is relevant.
#39 - neosonic (11/11/2014) [-]
I'm a gay Canadian who really isn't interested in the military and doesn't really understand the full purpose of this drill sergeant dude.
#40 - holyshizle (11/11/2014) [-]
Well I can't say from experience, but as a person with a few friends in the American Military (specifically the marines) I've heard stories far more ridiculous than this. Its basically the sergeants breaking the men into doing everything they're told by a superior officer, regardless of how ridiculous it is.
#45 - neosonic (11/11/2014) [-]
Oh, interesting! I've read on how Bootcamp is supposed to transform people, but I wasn't aware of what this person's job was. Thank you for explaining this to me!
#54 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
Drill Sergeants are there to train you and make you hate them. There's a good reason for the second part, but we'll get to that in a second. Essentially they do anything in everything in their (extensive) power to make you hate the very ground they touch, and they usually do this by making you do horribly pointless tasks or forced repetition of either tedious or strenuous tasks. The idea is that they break you down, and then those same sergeants build you back up by winning your respect again, usually by being extremely badass and brilliant.
#55 - neosonic (11/11/2014) [-]
Thanks a pretty cool thing, thanks!
#49 - willys (11/11/2014) [-]
Best of Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp/Basic Training Here watch this. That's a good example of a drill sergeant. It's from a movie (Full Metal Jacket) but the drill sergeant (R. Lee Ermey) was a real drill sergeant and I believe they let him improvise most of his dialogue.
User avatar #68 - affix (11/11/2014) [-]
Sorry dude. Thats a drill instructor. Instructors are for Marines, they are a violent breed.
Drill Sergeants are for army.
#73 - willys (11/11/2014) [-]
Ah man, I have a lot of military friends, I should have known that. My bad. Still, it's a decent example for people who don't know how drill sergeants/instructors are.
User avatar #74 - affix (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes it sure is, and thank you for not flipping out.

Most times i correct people about the military they go all apeshit for some reason.
#75 - willys (11/11/2014) [-]
Probably because they don't get out enough to understand why people might be passionate about different things than they are. A lot of those same people would probably have an aneurysm if you confused anime and manga or some shit.

Nah I know most of the big things not to get confused. For example, soldier only refers to Army, sailor only refers to Navy, a Marine is a Marine, period. Basic is army, boot camp is Marines. Most military guys don't like civilians using slang names like jarhead, devil dog, etc. And say someone has prior service or is former active duty, they're never ex-military. Especially not Marines. A 90-year-old man who can't walk is still a Marine now if he ever was before.

I just get the details like drill sergeant/instructor confused sometimes. I take no offense to being corrected about military stuff. If someone can put their life on the line for me and my country, I sure as hell can use the right terms to refer to shit that matters to them.
#78 - affix (11/11/2014) [-]
I like what you do.
Have a butt.
If you're a girl, i dont have any man ass.
#87 - willys (11/11/2014) [-]
I most certainly have a penis. And it likes that butt.

The category for this next game is shit you can say on the internet that would get you arrested anywhere else.
#47 - holyshizle (11/11/2014) [-]
Any day man.
#198 - All I'm saying is regardless of whether or not I'm "Smoki… 11/08/2014 on Cops 0
#50 - I feel just as depressed reading this comic now as I did the v… 11/04/2014 on I can't think of a good title. +1
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