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#4205 - **holyjebus rolls 556,710,181** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#6317 - **holyjebus rolls 609,010,208** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
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#1297 - Poopeating 05/27/2014 on Let's make a story. 0
#201 - lol @ this. dfference is that humans can change their OWN live…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Another dog being saved +1
#206 - anonymous (05/03/2014) [-]
You're having a biased point of view, lemme clear that out for ya.
Do cats and dogs contribute dick to the society? Do you not think there is a hungry African kid there, somewhere, ready to change the world with his brilliant mind, but he can't, he can't get his thoughts off of being hungry and thirsty.

One? There can't be just one. Those that you'd help, no all, but some of them would pay you and us back as a race, as one.
What can dogs and animals contribute? Particulary the dog gifs I keep seeing? They're gonna be someone's pet for 10-15 years, die and make them sad.

Alcohol and drugs? Look, I've been to Ethiopia last year, those people's greatest technological advance are rocks, drugs and alcohol? They're in the middle of where they can't get away. Poverty, no money, fucked up politics, they can't even do shit when they group up, aint gonna mention the power of individuals then.

That's just Ethiopia, this shit happens in first world countries as well.
#1626 - "your wrong" that might be the dumbest thin…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +3
#2695 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
I figured you'd relate to something that stupid. Again, ad hominem and appeal to emotion. You have contributed nothing to this conversation, and neither of you have taken the time to read anything I've said. Continue your crusades, oh white knight. One day she will have to travel my path, whether or not she travels yours first.
#1649 - flaendesh (04/11/2014) [-]
Fedora-fag can't even spell
#1644 - flaendesh (04/11/2014) [-]
you're

learn to spell faggot
#1560 - Wow, thats cold man.. Thats heartless and cold. You d…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +5
#1571 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Now you try to discredit me instead of my ideals. It's ad hominem. Also using false cause and appeal to emotion. Three fallacies in one post.

Your lack of logic aside, you have no idea whatsoever what happened, and you want to crucify this man. That is LITERALLY how Jesus supposedly died. Who are you to judge anyone? Are you free from all sins? Do you feel guilt? You just assume he is a monster, but you do not know. In this case, the burden of proof comes down on you, and you hold NONE.

The end result is the same. YOU are uninvolved, other than providing self-destructive advice, and she needs to forgive.
#1604 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
This is my last response to you. I'm sorry about what happened to you, I know what that like to have someone that close to you died in a horrible way. I'm glad you have found peace with what happened but not every one is like that. Like I said, I don't know what to do except try and repress it but I will NEVER forgive him. It won't make anything better.
#1597 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
I hate you so much right now. The fact that you can dare say a rapist is maybe a monster. I can't describe in words how it feels that every time I tried to get help for this people called me a liar or added insult to injury. I can't describe to you what it's like for someone you trust, work with, go to school with, friends with and had a crush on to do this to you. I can't describe what it's like to see someone with a better life than you ruin yours and still have an amazing life. I can't describe the feeling of knowing if my family found out about this story they would disown me.

Just stop replying to me and holyjebus.
#1608 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Start reading what I've said. He is quick to judge but has no perspective. That is all I told him.

You are ignorant, and too stubborn to be happy for yourself. So be miserable. You deserve to be happy, but when you are willing to allow yourself is the first time you'll be able. Forgive, or suffer.
#1540 - He made fun of her and said it was like ******* a…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +5
#1547 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
You have no way of knowing that he planned, or even forced himself. She may have been drugged. This is a reality. But we do not know. It is unwise to arrange your beliefs based upon hearsay and anecdotes. She could have experienced a number of psychological problems, among them simple fatigue. He could have misread the situation. We do not know how it went down, only that it did. I am not saying he is right, or that she is wrong, simply that we do not know.

Hurting them is wrong. Just as wrong as them hurting you. Retribution will not make the pain go away. It will not make the hate, or the anger go away. You have to let it go, and forgive them. For yourself. Because if you don't, you'll think about them. Something will remind you, and suddenly you're dying inside. Or you're angry. And that's not fair to you, or anyone around you.

You know nothing about this. Unless your story involves extreme trauma, I don't want to hear it. And if it does, I will give you the same advice.
#1560 - holyjebus (04/11/2014) [-]
Wow, thats cold man.. Thats heartless and cold.

You do realise your saying this bullshit to someone who might hav been raped right?

You realise your last message here might offended absolutly everyone who read it right?
Your not saying that she didnt got drugged and raped, but she might have just been real tired, and maybe she just dreamt it all, maybe it was all just one big misunderstanding..

Your the kind of guy who thinks women are asking for it if they dress in miniskirts huh?
Thats disgusting man.. Your view on women is screwed up T_T and you should try talking to your mom about this issue before playing the internet hero.


again.. Hearsay and anecdotes? I mean.. cmon man, does she really need to read this bullshit from you?
#1571 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Now you try to discredit me instead of my ideals. It's ad hominem. Also using false cause and appeal to emotion. Three fallacies in one post.

Your lack of logic aside, you have no idea whatsoever what happened, and you want to crucify this man. That is LITERALLY how Jesus supposedly died. Who are you to judge anyone? Are you free from all sins? Do you feel guilt? You just assume he is a monster, but you do not know. In this case, the burden of proof comes down on you, and you hold NONE.

The end result is the same. YOU are uninvolved, other than providing self-destructive advice, and she needs to forgive.
#1604 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
This is my last response to you. I'm sorry about what happened to you, I know what that like to have someone that close to you died in a horrible way. I'm glad you have found peace with what happened but not every one is like that. Like I said, I don't know what to do except try and repress it but I will NEVER forgive him. It won't make anything better.
#1597 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
I hate you so much right now. The fact that you can dare say a rapist is maybe a monster. I can't describe in words how it feels that every time I tried to get help for this people called me a liar or added insult to injury. I can't describe to you what it's like for someone you trust, work with, go to school with, friends with and had a crush on to do this to you. I can't describe what it's like to see someone with a better life than you ruin yours and still have an amazing life. I can't describe the feeling of knowing if my family found out about this story they would disown me.

Just stop replying to me and holyjebus.
#1608 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Start reading what I've said. He is quick to judge but has no perspective. That is all I told him.

You are ignorant, and too stubborn to be happy for yourself. So be miserable. You deserve to be happy, but when you are willing to allow yourself is the first time you'll be able. Forgive, or suffer.
#1508 - "Horrible advice. He definitely ****** up, b…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +6
#1515 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
But it isn't standing tall. It doesn't make you stronger, it doesn't give you closure. It's proving you are no better. You need to be able to forgive. Not for them. Fuck them. It's for yourself.

And you can talk as big as you want, but my dad was murdered, and the guy who did it was a friend once. He tried to kill himself, but he lived. If I were to be alone with him today, I would tell him that his guilt and remorse is his penance. He is his own prison now; knowing what he has done will be with him for the rest of his life, and the scar below his chin and above his forehead a daily reminder.

You don't know anything about this. You just want to talk big because someone was wronged and you think that justice is in retribution. It is not. People punish themselves more than you ever could.
#1540 - holyjebus (04/11/2014) [-]
He made fun of her and said it was like fucking a corpse dude.. Some people.. some people just .. they're not normal.
Im not gonna go into your story w/ your father and all, thats horrible man.
And i absolutely agree that normal people would be eaten up by guilt. Or so you would think at least.

But dont you fucking dare tell me that i know nothing. We all have our own story, and you havnt heard mine. I dont think justice is retribution alone. But if that bastard is walking freely, whistling and having fun in the sun. While your sitting at home with thoughts thats, and I quote, "eating me up for years" I would fucking do somehting about it. Anything you can do, to fuck this miserable sitstick up.

We're talking about a man who has PLOTTED and carefully PLANNED how he would FORCE his disgusting ways upon someone else. He has calculated the risk of getting caught, he has dark thoughts about forcing himself sexually upon others, and he fucking did it, not only that, fuckers free to do it again towards other women. He is in no way a normal person with normal feelings. Guilt does not exist in a man so evil. it really dosnt.
#1547 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
You have no way of knowing that he planned, or even forced himself. She may have been drugged. This is a reality. But we do not know. It is unwise to arrange your beliefs based upon hearsay and anecdotes. She could have experienced a number of psychological problems, among them simple fatigue. He could have misread the situation. We do not know how it went down, only that it did. I am not saying he is right, or that she is wrong, simply that we do not know.

Hurting them is wrong. Just as wrong as them hurting you. Retribution will not make the pain go away. It will not make the hate, or the anger go away. You have to let it go, and forgive them. For yourself. Because if you don't, you'll think about them. Something will remind you, and suddenly you're dying inside. Or you're angry. And that's not fair to you, or anyone around you.

You know nothing about this. Unless your story involves extreme trauma, I don't want to hear it. And if it does, I will give you the same advice.
#1560 - holyjebus (04/11/2014) [-]
Wow, thats cold man.. Thats heartless and cold.

You do realise your saying this bullshit to someone who might hav been raped right?

You realise your last message here might offended absolutly everyone who read it right?
Your not saying that she didnt got drugged and raped, but she might have just been real tired, and maybe she just dreamt it all, maybe it was all just one big misunderstanding..

Your the kind of guy who thinks women are asking for it if they dress in miniskirts huh?
Thats disgusting man.. Your view on women is screwed up T_T and you should try talking to your mom about this issue before playing the internet hero.


again.. Hearsay and anecdotes? I mean.. cmon man, does she really need to read this bullshit from you?
#1571 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Now you try to discredit me instead of my ideals. It's ad hominem. Also using false cause and appeal to emotion. Three fallacies in one post.

Your lack of logic aside, you have no idea whatsoever what happened, and you want to crucify this man. That is LITERALLY how Jesus supposedly died. Who are you to judge anyone? Are you free from all sins? Do you feel guilt? You just assume he is a monster, but you do not know. In this case, the burden of proof comes down on you, and you hold NONE.

The end result is the same. YOU are uninvolved, other than providing self-destructive advice, and she needs to forgive.
#1604 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
This is my last response to you. I'm sorry about what happened to you, I know what that like to have someone that close to you died in a horrible way. I'm glad you have found peace with what happened but not every one is like that. Like I said, I don't know what to do except try and repress it but I will NEVER forgive him. It won't make anything better.
#1597 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
I hate you so much right now. The fact that you can dare say a rapist is maybe a monster. I can't describe in words how it feels that every time I tried to get help for this people called me a liar or added insult to injury. I can't describe to you what it's like for someone you trust, work with, go to school with, friends with and had a crush on to do this to you. I can't describe what it's like to see someone with a better life than you ruin yours and still have an amazing life. I can't describe the feeling of knowing if my family found out about this story they would disown me.

Just stop replying to me and holyjebus.
#1608 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Start reading what I've said. He is quick to judge but has no perspective. That is all I told him.

You are ignorant, and too stubborn to be happy for yourself. So be miserable. You deserve to be happy, but when you are willing to allow yourself is the first time you'll be able. Forgive, or suffer.
#1475 - This is a lie. The higher they sit, the longer they f…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +2
#1611 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
Thank you for actually listening to me with out judgement.
#1484 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
This is something that has been eating me up for years. Your comments are actually making me feel better because normally strangers ignore me when I tell this story. His mother isn't "all there" and she would never take my word over her own sons. As for the cocaine idea, lol I'm pretty sure I'd get caught pretty damn fast because I make a horrible criminal.

I just looked him up on fb and I never thought I could hate a persons face that much. He was last online last year and doesn't say where he works.
#1518 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Ignore that kind of advice. He aims for self destruction. You need to let it go. Hating him will do nothing for you except perpetuate the memory and the pain that goes with it. Forgive him, but not for him. Do it for yourself. More past it, and be happy.
#1548 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
Why does everyone tell me that? Don't you think if I could just let it go I would of done that I long time ago? I appreciate that you are trying to help but I have tried to forget, I tried to repress and I will never forgive him. An apology wont do anything for me. He's not even sorry. How do you forgive someone who's not even sorry that they ruined a piece of your life?
#1556 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
You can forgive, you just refuse to because of the pain. My dad was murdered by a business partner. He was shot three times in the head on my brother's sixth birthday. His partner survived a suicide attempt afterwards, and was convicted of murder 1 two years later.

Do you know what I would do if I could see him alone? I would tell him that I forgive him. I would tell him that his life is his penance. He must continue on with his regret, and he must know that he took away two lives that day. Two fathers. I would make him know that he destroyed himself, his family, and his company. But I would also let him know that I wish him no ill will.

You can't tell me you are unable to do it. You just don't want to. And that's sad. Forgiving and forgetting is the ONLY thing that will make it better. It's the only way to let go of the hate and the anger.
#1583 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what will make it feel better but I'm sure there are other ways. The thing is the guy didn't ruin his life at all. He still lives in a huge house with maids, his mom bought him a shelby car. I doubt he regrets what he did. He laughed at me for months after it happened saying I was like a dead body.

I read your other responses to Holyjebus and I promise you I would of woken up if I was just sleeping. I tried but not like any other tired I have ever felt. I couldn't move, my body was numb, I couldn't even think or speak. I'm not sure if I was drugged but I know something was wrong. I was filled with energy that day. I didn't have any mental problems until after this happened (unless you count adhd) I guess we are just 2 competently different people. I may not know what to do about any of this but I know I won't forgive him because it will make me feel worse.
#1589 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
You're wrong, and until you can come to terms with that fact, your life will be anger and hatred. I am not wrong. There is more to life than appearances. He is rich, but is he happy? Maybe. Maybe he doesn't regret it. But does that mean you should? You were betrayed. Does that mean you must hold it against him and yourself? All that does it drag it back up. But, I've told you the solution. If you want to ignore it, you go ahead and be miserable. I cannot help if you are unwilling.
#1626 - holyjebus (04/11/2014) [-]
"your wrong"

that might be the dumbest thing youve said so far.
You cant tell people how to feel.
You can sympathize, you can give your advice and opinion, but you cant tell people how to feel.
She feels upset (understandable)
She feels whatever the fuck she wants to feel, and noone can judge her for that. not me and certainly not you.
Go take your fedora and holy bible and bother someone else.

To the anon(OP):

I love you, and your gonna be allright.
Chin up, stay strong and remember what life is all about;
whatever the fuck you want it to be.

Karmas a bitch and that asshole is going down somehow. And Mr asshole above ere does have a point, he might be rich, but money isnt all.
If he rapes someone, he's got issues you and I know nothing about.

finnaly i just wanna say i still stand by what i said, No cocksucker like him should be allowed to go free. He deserves whats coming to him

(ps mr Fedora-bible-man: dont bring jesus into this.. what the fuck is wrong with you?) Dont fucking reply to this, just go rage inside your own skull than throwing out more insults to this girl.
#2695 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
I figured you'd relate to something that stupid. Again, ad hominem and appeal to emotion. You have contributed nothing to this conversation, and neither of you have taken the time to read anything I've said. Continue your crusades, oh white knight. One day she will have to travel my path, whether or not she travels yours first.
#1649 - flaendesh (04/11/2014) [-]
Fedora-fag can't even spell
#1644 - flaendesh (04/11/2014) [-]
you're

learn to spell faggot
#1587 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
I was tierd*
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