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Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
Last Login:12/27/2014
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#111 - well it took jokeexplain to explain the joke to me.. … 12/18/2014 on Safety First 0
#19 - lol me neither 12/18/2014 on Safety First 0
#158 - Picture 12/14/2014 on Grandpa destroys PS4 0
#1614 - Picture 12/04/2014 on Meme Game 0
#224 - I have spent like 10-20 minutes replying, it says 3 days cus i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Now I get it... 0
User avatar #225 - onlyanonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Comparing drowning kittens and blending babies is an extreme comparison this is an example of hyperbole. To support one but not the other is hypocritical
#222 - You obviously never had a cat before If your cat gets…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Now I get it... 0
User avatar #223 - onlyanonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
Thanks for proving my point. B4 you're like "fuck off duché nozzle "
The last statement I typed had to do with abortion. Note that I've gotten so much hate for implying that in certain situations its OK to drown kittens beings without soul or purpose other then entertainment and companionship (rare cases pest control) then you must also be against abortion if not your a hypocrite. or more soulless then you thought I was. You all spent 3 days arguing pro life. Thats how trolling works.
#224 - holyjebus (12/04/2014) [-]
I have spent like 10-20 minutes replying, it says 3 days cus i visit funnyjunk about once a day. I dont understand what point you have proven. I am all pro choice and thought i made that clear when i said that you should sterilize you cat/dog so you dont end up with lots or kittens/pups. Comparing abortion to drowning kittens is retarded. Also i dont quite understand your, very long, second sentence.
User avatar #225 - onlyanonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Comparing drowning kittens and blending babies is an extreme comparison this is an example of hyperbole. To support one but not the other is hypocritical
#210 - Your ignorance, arrogance and complete lack of empathy for oth…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on Now I get it... 0
User avatar #214 - onlyanonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
No it doesn't if one person made you loose faith in humanity you had already lost it and venting.
#209 - Btw kittens eat like 10-20 "pebbles"/nuggets of food… 12/02/2014 on Now I get it... 0
#208 - I assume youve never had a cat before? If your a cat owner you…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Now I get it... 0
User avatar #215 - onlyanonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
Ok so of someone is a cat owner and didnt spay their car cat ajd had kittens and didnt have q couple hundred dollars (100-200$) per cat 4-6 kittens per litter on average is 500-1400$
#222 - holyjebus (12/03/2014) [-]
You obviously never had a cat before If your cat gets pregnant, you will most likely (like a normal human being) try to find families for the kittens. If that is impossible you turn to the animal shelter. Regarding costs, you have the kittens a couple of months before giving them away.. The first month or so they drink milk from the mom.. Though you might wanna have them all checked by a vet, but again, thats only if your a normal person with empathy, love and care, yes even for your own pet, living in 2014... and not a rockeating goatfucker pirate-wannabe living in somalia, because i think its plausible that they drown kittens there... Of course, if you drown kittens, why not just fucking drown the mom-cat whilst she's preggo, 2 birds with 1 stone.
User avatar #223 - onlyanonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
Thanks for proving my point. B4 you're like "fuck off duché nozzle "
The last statement I typed had to do with abortion. Note that I've gotten so much hate for implying that in certain situations its OK to drown kittens beings without soul or purpose other then entertainment and companionship (rare cases pest control) then you must also be against abortion if not your a hypocrite. or more soulless then you thought I was. You all spent 3 days arguing pro life. Thats how trolling works.
#224 - holyjebus (12/04/2014) [-]
I have spent like 10-20 minutes replying, it says 3 days cus i visit funnyjunk about once a day. I dont understand what point you have proven. I am all pro choice and thought i made that clear when i said that you should sterilize you cat/dog so you dont end up with lots or kittens/pups. Comparing abortion to drowning kittens is retarded. Also i dont quite understand your, very long, second sentence.
User avatar #225 - onlyanonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Comparing drowning kittens and blending babies is an extreme comparison this is an example of hyperbole. To support one but not the other is hypocritical
#40 - LISTEN UP EVERYONE! IF YOU HAVE PETS OF ANY KIND! …  [+] (11 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Now I get it... 0
User avatar #47 - onlyanonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
Also cats having unsuspecting kittens is not your choice. Do you think that a kitty stork magically bringw baby cats into the world. Someone may have enough money to feed and checkup one cat but not a cat and 6 kittens. Imbecile
#209 - holyjebus (12/02/2014) [-]
Btw kittens eat like 10-20 "pebbles"/nuggets of food every day lol.. Roughly estimated a cat eats catfood worth ~7-10$ per MONTH. Kittens eat less, like 3-5$.. thats roughly 100-120$ per YEAR to FEED your fucking cat Whats that you say? Your retarded and dont wanna spend 10$ on cat food per month? You probably shouldnt have a cat..
#208 - holyjebus (12/02/2014) [-]
I assume youve never had a cat before? If your a cat owner you need to have it sterilized or neutered.. If you dont then your a fucking dumbass and you dont deserve to have pets.. There is no doubt waaaay to many cats and dogs in this world, the last thing the world needs is another fucking retard with a cat thats not sterilized.. It gets kittens and the retard fucking DROWNS the kittens... Unless you actully want kittens. Say you got a persian cat, those kittens are worth alot of money.
User avatar #215 - onlyanonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
Ok so of someone is a cat owner and didnt spay their car cat ajd had kittens and didnt have q couple hundred dollars (100-200$) per cat 4-6 kittens per litter on average is 500-1400$
#222 - holyjebus (12/03/2014) [-]
You obviously never had a cat before If your cat gets pregnant, you will most likely (like a normal human being) try to find families for the kittens. If that is impossible you turn to the animal shelter. Regarding costs, you have the kittens a couple of months before giving them away.. The first month or so they drink milk from the mom.. Though you might wanna have them all checked by a vet, but again, thats only if your a normal person with empathy, love and care, yes even for your own pet, living in 2014... and not a rockeating goatfucker pirate-wannabe living in somalia, because i think its plausible that they drown kittens there... Of course, if you drown kittens, why not just fucking drown the mom-cat whilst she's preggo, 2 birds with 1 stone.
User avatar #223 - onlyanonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
Thanks for proving my point. B4 you're like "fuck off duché nozzle "
The last statement I typed had to do with abortion. Note that I've gotten so much hate for implying that in certain situations its OK to drown kittens beings without soul or purpose other then entertainment and companionship (rare cases pest control) then you must also be against abortion if not your a hypocrite. or more soulless then you thought I was. You all spent 3 days arguing pro life. Thats how trolling works.
#224 - holyjebus (12/04/2014) [-]
I have spent like 10-20 minutes replying, it says 3 days cus i visit funnyjunk about once a day. I dont understand what point you have proven. I am all pro choice and thought i made that clear when i said that you should sterilize you cat/dog so you dont end up with lots or kittens/pups. Comparing abortion to drowning kittens is retarded. Also i dont quite understand your, very long, second sentence.
User avatar #225 - onlyanonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Comparing drowning kittens and blending babies is an extreme comparison this is an example of hyperbole. To support one but not the other is hypocritical
User avatar #46 - onlyanonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
Your rage and sarcasm feeds my hunger
#210 - holyjebus (12/02/2014) [-]
Your ignorance, arrogance and complete lack of empathy for other living creatures makes me lose hope in humanity. Imbecile
User avatar #214 - onlyanonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
No it doesn't if one person made you loose faith in humanity you had already lost it and venting.
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