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#84 - Beta for Guardians is pretty damned good though. 12/30/2014 on Exclusivity 0
#83 - Ah yes Dragon Age. I love it. 12/30/2014 on Exclusivity +1
#542 - Well if I were mugging someone at knifepoint and someone pulle… 12/30/2014 on murica 0
#121 - How much vomit came out of your mouth?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Cannibals 0
User avatar #127 - sphincterface (12/30/2014) [-]
I decided to search him on Google, then I thought I had the courage to click on images...I have seen some nasty shit but this legitimately made me puke.
User avatar #128 - legitimately (12/30/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for what I've done
#47 - What the **** ? 12/30/2014 on Gotta go... 0
#169 - alluha ackbar 12/30/2014 on Anti-gunnerz be like 0
#115 - Then I guess I'm a terrorist with my little 9mm rooty-tooty-po…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Anti-gunnerz be like +3
User avatar #129 - romanlettuce (12/29/2014) [-]
did u just say 9? like.... 9/11? I fucking knew it. terrorist
User avatar #169 - holycrapimacupcake (12/30/2014) [-]
alluha ackbar
#243 - **holycrapimacupcake used "*roll cah answer*"** **holycrapi… 12/29/2014 on Roll your cards, I'll start +1
#242 - **holycrapimacupcake used "*roll cah question*"** **holycra…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Roll your cards, I'll start 0
User avatar #267 - fappingniggers (12/29/2014) [-]
**fappingniggers used "*roll cah answer*"**
**fappingniggers rolls RoboCop.**
User avatar #243 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2014) [-]
**holycrapimacupcake used "*roll cah answer*"**
**holycrapimacupcake rolls Genetically engineered super-soldiers.**
#54 - But really, I can see why people wouldn't like Sera, but I gue…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Lord knows what I'd do 0
User avatar #63 - annavalentine (01/04/2015) [-]
I want to hook Varrick back up with Bianca.
I want to shoot Sera with her own bow. I find her attitude(and her face) unappealing.
I wouldn't mind chilling with Cullen, though he can be preachy.
I loved the side of Cassandra you only see when you court her.
I want to punch Solus in the face. Cause he's a cunt in general.
I want to know someone as innocent silly and fun as Cole in real life.(Nugs aren't dangerous.)
I also want to punch Vivian in the face. She's just a chillier cunt than Solus.
I want to hang out with the Chargers and Harding. Hawke too.
I wouldn't mind being with Josephine, but she needs to loosen up.
I think Lelianna needs to take my advice for Josephine and crank it up eight or eight hundred notches if she wants to even hang with me.
I think Blackwall needs to learn to move on, but is overall a good guy.
I would sing ballads with Dorian. Amongst other things...

I will ALWAYS ride the Bull.
And I would love to 'sing ballads' with Dorian whilst going for a Bullride.

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME! XD
User avatar #64 - holycrapimacupcake (01/04/2015) [-]
Blackwall is one of my favorite characters, because whe you progress down his personal quests you see a man who is terrified of what could happen to The Inquisitor.
User avatar #65 - annavalentine (01/04/2015) [-]
Of course. It has potential to do awful things, as the Envy Demon from Templars quest shows. He fears you getting wrapped up in your own power and such, and that's why he prefers you do things 'right' or play it safe.

Also, I met him and was like 'Stand up guy, morally just, likes helping people and being fair and is 10/10 a good guy.... FUCK! He's gonna have an awfully sad backstory!' Aaaaaaaaaaaand yeah. Exactly.

I like travelling with-
Cassandra-Blackwall-Dorian(For my Cass romance)
Bull-Blackwall-Dorian(Standard, primarily for nice characters.)
Bull-Cassandra-Blackwall(Crazy melee only[unless required] playthrough)
Bull-Cassandra-Dorian(Secondary Standard, for mean characters.)
#52 - Typo. 12/29/2014 on Lord knows what I'd do 0
#50 - Who said I was sensible. Also if you have not finished the gam…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Lord knows what I'd do 0
User avatar #51 - brobafett (12/29/2014) [-]
>2014
>dec 29th
User avatar #54 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2014) [-]
But really, I can see why people wouldn't like Sera, but I guess I like batshit crazy.
User avatar #63 - annavalentine (01/04/2015) [-]
I want to hook Varrick back up with Bianca.
I want to shoot Sera with her own bow. I find her attitude(and her face) unappealing.
I wouldn't mind chilling with Cullen, though he can be preachy.
I loved the side of Cassandra you only see when you court her.
I want to punch Solus in the face. Cause he's a cunt in general.
I want to know someone as innocent silly and fun as Cole in real life.(Nugs aren't dangerous.)
I also want to punch Vivian in the face. She's just a chillier cunt than Solus.
I want to hang out with the Chargers and Harding. Hawke too.
I wouldn't mind being with Josephine, but she needs to loosen up.
I think Lelianna needs to take my advice for Josephine and crank it up eight or eight hundred notches if she wants to even hang with me.
I think Blackwall needs to learn to move on, but is overall a good guy.
I would sing ballads with Dorian. Amongst other things...

I will ALWAYS ride the Bull.
And I would love to 'sing ballads' with Dorian whilst going for a Bullride.

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME! XD
User avatar #64 - holycrapimacupcake (01/04/2015) [-]
Blackwall is one of my favorite characters, because whe you progress down his personal quests you see a man who is terrified of what could happen to The Inquisitor.
User avatar #65 - annavalentine (01/04/2015) [-]
Of course. It has potential to do awful things, as the Envy Demon from Templars quest shows. He fears you getting wrapped up in your own power and such, and that's why he prefers you do things 'right' or play it safe.

Also, I met him and was like 'Stand up guy, morally just, likes helping people and being fair and is 10/10 a good guy.... FUCK! He's gonna have an awfully sad backstory!' Aaaaaaaaaaaand yeah. Exactly.

I like travelling with-
Cassandra-Blackwall-Dorian(For my Cass romance)
Bull-Blackwall-Dorian(Standard, primarily for nice characters.)
Bull-Cassandra-Blackwall(Crazy melee only[unless required] playthrough)
Bull-Cassandra-Dorian(Secondary Standard, for mean characters.)
User avatar #52 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2014) [-]
Typo.
#48 - Because lesbian boobs. Aso I don't think she's the WORST chara…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Lord knows what I'd do 0
User avatar #49 - brobafett (12/29/2014) [-]
I think any sensible person who could hear and read her dialog would realize what a waste of game space she is. Solas is shit but only because he's a filthy elf.
User avatar #50 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2014) [-]
Who said I was sensible. Also if you have not finished the game then you do not know my disdain for him, also Iron Bull for Arishok 2014.
User avatar #51 - brobafett (12/29/2014) [-]
>2014
>dec 29th
User avatar #54 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2014) [-]
But really, I can see why people wouldn't like Sera, but I guess I like batshit crazy.
User avatar #63 - annavalentine (01/04/2015) [-]
I want to hook Varrick back up with Bianca.
I want to shoot Sera with her own bow. I find her attitude(and her face) unappealing.
I wouldn't mind chilling with Cullen, though he can be preachy.
I loved the side of Cassandra you only see when you court her.
I want to punch Solus in the face. Cause he's a cunt in general.
I want to know someone as innocent silly and fun as Cole in real life.(Nugs aren't dangerous.)
I also want to punch Vivian in the face. She's just a chillier cunt than Solus.
I want to hang out with the Chargers and Harding. Hawke too.
I wouldn't mind being with Josephine, but she needs to loosen up.
I think Lelianna needs to take my advice for Josephine and crank it up eight or eight hundred notches if she wants to even hang with me.
I think Blackwall needs to learn to move on, but is overall a good guy.
I would sing ballads with Dorian. Amongst other things...

I will ALWAYS ride the Bull.
And I would love to 'sing ballads' with Dorian whilst going for a Bullride.

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME! XD
User avatar #64 - holycrapimacupcake (01/04/2015) [-]
Blackwall is one of my favorite characters, because whe you progress down his personal quests you see a man who is terrified of what could happen to The Inquisitor.
User avatar #65 - annavalentine (01/04/2015) [-]
Of course. It has potential to do awful things, as the Envy Demon from Templars quest shows. He fears you getting wrapped up in your own power and such, and that's why he prefers you do things 'right' or play it safe.

Also, I met him and was like 'Stand up guy, morally just, likes helping people and being fair and is 10/10 a good guy.... FUCK! He's gonna have an awfully sad backstory!' Aaaaaaaaaaaand yeah. Exactly.

I like travelling with-
Cassandra-Blackwall-Dorian(For my Cass romance)
Bull-Blackwall-Dorian(Standard, primarily for nice characters.)
Bull-Cassandra-Blackwall(Crazy melee only[unless required] playthrough)
Bull-Cassandra-Dorian(Secondary Standard, for mean characters.)
User avatar #52 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2014) [-]
Typo.
#46 - That's why I made my dward look like Harding, then I **…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Lord knows what I'd do 0
User avatar #47 - brobafett (12/29/2014) [-]
Why would you fuck the worst character ever?
User avatar #48 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2014) [-]
Because lesbian boobs. Aso I don't think she's the WORST character. In my book Solas takes that title, the prick.
User avatar #49 - brobafett (12/29/2014) [-]
I think any sensible person who could hear and read her dialog would realize what a waste of game space she is. Solas is shit but only because he's a filthy elf.
User avatar #50 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2014) [-]
Who said I was sensible. Also if you have not finished the game then you do not know my disdain for him, also Iron Bull for Arishok 2014.
User avatar #51 - brobafett (12/29/2014) [-]
>2014
>dec 29th
User avatar #54 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2014) [-]
But really, I can see why people wouldn't like Sera, but I guess I like batshit crazy.
User avatar #63 - annavalentine (01/04/2015) [-]
I want to hook Varrick back up with Bianca.
I want to shoot Sera with her own bow. I find her attitude(and her face) unappealing.
I wouldn't mind chilling with Cullen, though he can be preachy.
I loved the side of Cassandra you only see when you court her.
I want to punch Solus in the face. Cause he's a cunt in general.
I want to know someone as innocent silly and fun as Cole in real life.(Nugs aren't dangerous.)
I also want to punch Vivian in the face. She's just a chillier cunt than Solus.
I want to hang out with the Chargers and Harding. Hawke too.
I wouldn't mind being with Josephine, but she needs to loosen up.
I think Lelianna needs to take my advice for Josephine and crank it up eight or eight hundred notches if she wants to even hang with me.
I think Blackwall needs to learn to move on, but is overall a good guy.
I would sing ballads with Dorian. Amongst other things...

I will ALWAYS ride the Bull.
And I would love to 'sing ballads' with Dorian whilst going for a Bullride.

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME! XD
User avatar #64 - holycrapimacupcake (01/04/2015) [-]
Blackwall is one of my favorite characters, because whe you progress down his personal quests you see a man who is terrified of what could happen to The Inquisitor.
User avatar #65 - annavalentine (01/04/2015) [-]
Of course. It has potential to do awful things, as the Envy Demon from Templars quest shows. He fears you getting wrapped up in your own power and such, and that's why he prefers you do things 'right' or play it safe.

Also, I met him and was like 'Stand up guy, morally just, likes helping people and being fair and is 10/10 a good guy.... FUCK! He's gonna have an awfully sad backstory!' Aaaaaaaaaaaand yeah. Exactly.

I like travelling with-
Cassandra-Blackwall-Dorian(For my Cass romance)
Bull-Blackwall-Dorian(Standard, primarily for nice characters.)
Bull-Cassandra-Blackwall(Crazy melee only[unless required] playthrough)
Bull-Cassandra-Dorian(Secondary Standard, for mean characters.)
User avatar #52 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2014) [-]
Typo.
#90 - Cocking is basicially like pulling back the string of a bow. T…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Take it from my cold dead... +1
User avatar #91 - blacklightsun (12/29/2014) [-]
I see, I think I understand
Thank you very much!
Thake my thumb and my apretiation
#87 - Revolvers require you to cock the lever back, speed cockers wo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Take it from my cold dead... +1
User avatar #89 - blacklightsun (12/29/2014) [-]
English second languager fag here, what is cock? also, I guess the lever is the part that hits the bullet when you pull the trigger, that is right behind the cannon
User avatar #90 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2014) [-]
Cocking is basicially like pulling back the string of a bow. The lever is what ignites the spark to light the gunpowder and sent the bullet flying.
User avatar #91 - blacklightsun (12/29/2014) [-]
I see, I think I understand
Thank you very much!
Thake my thumb and my apretiation
#120 - Odd. 12/29/2014 on Literally my life with League 0
#83 - The stereotype is actually just all Asian groups sir.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Jalepenos are useful. +2
User avatar #84 - vortexrain (12/28/2014) [-]
I know of three asian stereotypes. Japanese are smart, and have small dicks. Chinese eat cats and dogs. Taiwanese prostitutes all have dicks. I've never heard of one applying to all three.
User avatar #115 - sepheroth (12/28/2014) [-]
I've heard that Japanese are smart, and have small dicks. Chinese war pets, and have small dicks. And that all Thai prostitutes have bigger dicks than their male counterparts.
User avatar #116 - sepheroth (12/28/2014) [-]
*eat pets. Sorry, I tend to not pay attention to when I Swype.
User avatar #103 - shadowbreech (12/28/2014) [-]
How can you be a blue user and not know Asians can read minds?
User avatar #110 - vortexrain (12/28/2014) [-]
Fuck, forgot about that one.
#34 - Ah. 12/28/2014 on They just don't understand... 0
#14 - Mah ***** . 12/28/2014 on Only in Louisiana +2
#80 - I was referring to tiny dicks you moron.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Jalepenos are useful. +2
User avatar #82 - vortexrain (12/28/2014) [-]
That's that Japanese, you fuckwit. Never in my life have I heard the stereotype that Chinese men have small dicks.
User avatar #83 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
The stereotype is actually just all Asian groups sir.
User avatar #84 - vortexrain (12/28/2014) [-]
I know of three asian stereotypes. Japanese are smart, and have small dicks. Chinese eat cats and dogs. Taiwanese prostitutes all have dicks. I've never heard of one applying to all three.
User avatar #115 - sepheroth (12/28/2014) [-]
I've heard that Japanese are smart, and have small dicks. Chinese war pets, and have small dicks. And that all Thai prostitutes have bigger dicks than their male counterparts.
User avatar #116 - sepheroth (12/28/2014) [-]
*eat pets. Sorry, I tend to not pay attention to when I Swype.
User avatar #103 - shadowbreech (12/28/2014) [-]
How can you be a blue user and not know Asians can read minds?
User avatar #110 - vortexrain (12/28/2014) [-]
Fuck, forgot about that one.
#11 - Comment deleted 12/28/2014 on Only in Louisiana 0
#10 - Ever throw the **** in a bad of tortilla chips an…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Only in Louisiana +2
User avatar #13 - nagasadow (12/28/2014) [-]
Yesss
User avatar #14 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Mah nigga.
#16 - "Hey babe, heard you had a **** day. So I di… 12/28/2014 on girl you are the real mvp +3
#25 - But I like my Vader. 12/28/2014 on Good ol' GTA 0
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#70 - satanisrealgod (07/09/2014) [-]
**satanisrealgod rolled image** Dumbass
**satanisrealgod rolled image** Dumbass
User avatar #71 to #70 - holycrapimacupcake (07/09/2014) [-]
Love you too pumpkin.
 
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