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#41 - Didney Worl. 12/28/2014 on Aladdin 0
#37 - It's a reference from when Sokka was trippin' balls. 12/28/2014 on Swig of Iroh's Cactus Cough... 0
#181 - 6'2" Anywhere from 6-8 depending on level of arousal.… 12/28/2014 on Double standard bitches 0
#70 - Huh...well I was given misinformation. While I know it'd be pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on Сhristmas mood +1
User avatar #75 - uguuu (12/28/2014) [-]
As far as i know; you must have a licence and the you need to capture your own wild owl in order to consider it yours.
#69 - I was looking for that. Sadly I forgot to save it last I saw it.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on Сhristmas mood +1
#104 - romuloid (12/28/2014) [-]
Now you can add it to your collection for future use!
#34 - Then clearly you haven't been here long enough you haven't hea…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on Сhristmas mood 0
User avatar #35 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
I guess, you're cooler than me for being on here longer
#32 - If I wanted my come back I'd wipe it off your mothers face.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Сhristmas mood +2
User avatar #33 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
Haven't heard that one before and doesn't make sense in this context
User avatar #34 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Then clearly you haven't been here long enough you haven't heard that one.
User avatar #35 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
I guess, you're cooler than me for being on here longer
#30 - No, but clearly you are.  [+] (10 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Сhristmas mood 0
User avatar #31 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
No, but clearly you are
User avatar #36 - pokefag (12/28/2014) [-]
As someone who works at a bird sanctuary, good luck with that. We wouldn't let anyone adopt from us. A lot of our birds are either being mended for release after abuse/neglect or are with us for life. Technically, you COULD get a falconry license and get an owl, but it takes numerous years, after your apprenticeship. Then you would be hard pressed to find an owl. Many falconers capture their own falcons and train them. Also, imported birds are pretty fucking illegal. All my owl pictures are too big to upload.
User avatar #70 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Huh...well I was given misinformation. While I know it'd be pretty hard to get one from a sanctuary, I did not know it was illegal to import.
User avatar #75 - uguuu (12/28/2014) [-]
As far as i know; you must have a licence and the you need to capture your own wild owl in order to consider it yours.
User avatar #37 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
You don't have to prove anything to me, because I know what you're telling me. Tell the other retard. But thanks for backing me up
User avatar #40 - pokefag (12/28/2014) [-]
Sorry I did mean to reply to him. It was kinda a general announcement. Wasn't taking sides.
User avatar #32 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
If I wanted my come back I'd wipe it off your mothers face.
User avatar #33 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
Haven't heard that one before and doesn't make sense in this context
User avatar #34 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Then clearly you haven't been here long enough you haven't heard that one.
User avatar #35 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
I guess, you're cooler than me for being on here longer
#28 - Well of course they won't let you adopt a ******* …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Сhristmas mood 0
User avatar #29 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
Are you daft
User avatar #30 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
No, but clearly you are.
User avatar #31 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
No, but clearly you are
User avatar #36 - pokefag (12/28/2014) [-]
As someone who works at a bird sanctuary, good luck with that. We wouldn't let anyone adopt from us. A lot of our birds are either being mended for release after abuse/neglect or are with us for life. Technically, you COULD get a falconry license and get an owl, but it takes numerous years, after your apprenticeship. Then you would be hard pressed to find an owl. Many falconers capture their own falcons and train them. Also, imported birds are pretty fucking illegal. All my owl pictures are too big to upload.
User avatar #70 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Huh...well I was given misinformation. While I know it'd be pretty hard to get one from a sanctuary, I did not know it was illegal to import.
User avatar #75 - uguuu (12/28/2014) [-]
As far as i know; you must have a licence and the you need to capture your own wild owl in order to consider it yours.
User avatar #37 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
You don't have to prove anything to me, because I know what you're telling me. Tell the other retard. But thanks for backing me up
User avatar #40 - pokefag (12/28/2014) [-]
Sorry I did mean to reply to him. It was kinda a general announcement. Wasn't taking sides.
User avatar #32 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
If I wanted my come back I'd wipe it off your mothers face.
User avatar #33 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
Haven't heard that one before and doesn't make sense in this context
User avatar #34 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Then clearly you haven't been here long enough you haven't heard that one.
User avatar #35 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
I guess, you're cooler than me for being on here longer
#25 - Well do you know how the sanctuaries function?  [+] (14 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Сhristmas mood 0
User avatar #27 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
So, I can go get an Elephant at an elephant sanctuary in California? Because they'd love to let someone adopt an owl should they show that they can take care of the big fella. Your dumbassery has no power here
User avatar #28 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Well of course they won't let you adopt a fucking elephant, that's just silly. And owl or a falcon, as long as you have a falconry license, you can legally own one, imported or from a sactuary.
User avatar #29 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
Are you daft
User avatar #30 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
No, but clearly you are.
User avatar #31 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
No, but clearly you are
User avatar #36 - pokefag (12/28/2014) [-]
As someone who works at a bird sanctuary, good luck with that. We wouldn't let anyone adopt from us. A lot of our birds are either being mended for release after abuse/neglect or are with us for life. Technically, you COULD get a falconry license and get an owl, but it takes numerous years, after your apprenticeship. Then you would be hard pressed to find an owl. Many falconers capture their own falcons and train them. Also, imported birds are pretty fucking illegal. All my owl pictures are too big to upload.
User avatar #70 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Huh...well I was given misinformation. While I know it'd be pretty hard to get one from a sanctuary, I did not know it was illegal to import.
User avatar #75 - uguuu (12/28/2014) [-]
As far as i know; you must have a licence and the you need to capture your own wild owl in order to consider it yours.
User avatar #37 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
You don't have to prove anything to me, because I know what you're telling me. Tell the other retard. But thanks for backing me up
User avatar #40 - pokefag (12/28/2014) [-]
Sorry I did mean to reply to him. It was kinda a general announcement. Wasn't taking sides.
User avatar #32 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
If I wanted my come back I'd wipe it off your mothers face.
User avatar #33 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
Haven't heard that one before and doesn't make sense in this context
User avatar #34 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Then clearly you haven't been here long enough you haven't heard that one.
User avatar #35 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
I guess, you're cooler than me for being on here longer
#23 - I think they'd love to let someone adopt an owl should they sh…  [+] (19 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Сhristmas mood 0
#67 - romuloid (12/28/2014) [-]
I think you needed this
User avatar #69 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
I was looking for that. Sadly I forgot to save it last I saw it.
#104 - romuloid (12/28/2014) [-]
Now you can add it to your collection for future use!
User avatar #24 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
Oh you'd think. Not that you know. You dumb fuck
User avatar #25 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Well do you know how the sanctuaries function?
User avatar #27 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
So, I can go get an Elephant at an elephant sanctuary in California? Because they'd love to let someone adopt an owl should they show that they can take care of the big fella. Your dumbassery has no power here
User avatar #28 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Well of course they won't let you adopt a fucking elephant, that's just silly. And owl or a falcon, as long as you have a falconry license, you can legally own one, imported or from a sactuary.
User avatar #29 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
Are you daft
User avatar #30 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
No, but clearly you are.
User avatar #31 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
No, but clearly you are
User avatar #36 - pokefag (12/28/2014) [-]
As someone who works at a bird sanctuary, good luck with that. We wouldn't let anyone adopt from us. A lot of our birds are either being mended for release after abuse/neglect or are with us for life. Technically, you COULD get a falconry license and get an owl, but it takes numerous years, after your apprenticeship. Then you would be hard pressed to find an owl. Many falconers capture their own falcons and train them. Also, imported birds are pretty fucking illegal. All my owl pictures are too big to upload.
User avatar #70 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Huh...well I was given misinformation. While I know it'd be pretty hard to get one from a sanctuary, I did not know it was illegal to import.
User avatar #75 - uguuu (12/28/2014) [-]
As far as i know; you must have a licence and the you need to capture your own wild owl in order to consider it yours.
User avatar #37 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
You don't have to prove anything to me, because I know what you're telling me. Tell the other retard. But thanks for backing me up
User avatar #40 - pokefag (12/28/2014) [-]
Sorry I did mean to reply to him. It was kinda a general announcement. Wasn't taking sides.
User avatar #32 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
If I wanted my come back I'd wipe it off your mothers face.
User avatar #33 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
Haven't heard that one before and doesn't make sense in this context
User avatar #34 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Then clearly you haven't been here long enough you haven't heard that one.
User avatar #35 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
I guess, you're cooler than me for being on here longer
#21 - I can get one from one of the many owl sanctuaries that cover America.  [+] (21 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Сhristmas mood 0
User avatar #22 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
Sanctuary not adoption agency for dumb fucks like you
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
I think they'd love to let someone adopt an owl should they show that they can take care of the little fella. Your shitposting has no power here.
#67 - romuloid (12/28/2014) [-]
I think you needed this
User avatar #69 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
I was looking for that. Sadly I forgot to save it last I saw it.
#104 - romuloid (12/28/2014) [-]
Now you can add it to your collection for future use!
User avatar #24 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
Oh you'd think. Not that you know. You dumb fuck
User avatar #25 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Well do you know how the sanctuaries function?
User avatar #27 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
So, I can go get an Elephant at an elephant sanctuary in California? Because they'd love to let someone adopt an owl should they show that they can take care of the big fella. Your dumbassery has no power here
User avatar #28 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Well of course they won't let you adopt a fucking elephant, that's just silly. And owl or a falcon, as long as you have a falconry license, you can legally own one, imported or from a sactuary.
User avatar #29 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
Are you daft
User avatar #30 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
No, but clearly you are.
User avatar #31 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
No, but clearly you are
User avatar #36 - pokefag (12/28/2014) [-]
As someone who works at a bird sanctuary, good luck with that. We wouldn't let anyone adopt from us. A lot of our birds are either being mended for release after abuse/neglect or are with us for life. Technically, you COULD get a falconry license and get an owl, but it takes numerous years, after your apprenticeship. Then you would be hard pressed to find an owl. Many falconers capture their own falcons and train them. Also, imported birds are pretty fucking illegal. All my owl pictures are too big to upload.
User avatar #70 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Huh...well I was given misinformation. While I know it'd be pretty hard to get one from a sanctuary, I did not know it was illegal to import.
User avatar #75 - uguuu (12/28/2014) [-]
As far as i know; you must have a licence and the you need to capture your own wild owl in order to consider it yours.
User avatar #37 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
You don't have to prove anything to me, because I know what you're telling me. Tell the other retard. But thanks for backing me up
User avatar #40 - pokefag (12/28/2014) [-]
Sorry I did mean to reply to him. It was kinda a general announcement. Wasn't taking sides.
User avatar #32 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
If I wanted my come back I'd wipe it off your mothers face.
User avatar #33 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
Haven't heard that one before and doesn't make sense in this context
User avatar #34 - holycrapimacupcake (12/28/2014) [-]
Then clearly you haven't been here long enough you haven't heard that one.
User avatar #35 - satanisrealgod (12/28/2014) [-]
I guess, you're cooler than me for being on here longer
#16 - But now how many were raped and how many were brushed up against? 12/27/2014 on More Like 1 in 53 -1
#113 - I never evolved my Evee until X/Y. 12/27/2014 on Eevee 0
#85 - Did you get the update?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Literally my life with League +1
#119 - ragged (12/29/2014) [-]
I returned the game yesterday. Aside from the initial update when I started the game it never claimed to have any others available.
User avatar #120 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2014) [-]
Odd.
#101 - YA DON'T MESS WITH CHRISTMAS! 12/27/2014 on Anons autistic Christmas 0
#57 - This muthafuka lying to us. 12/27/2014 on Dense +15
#73 - 65 Ford Custom, just needs some work on the exhaust and some c… 12/27/2014 on Getting older +1
#69 - I got a car I thought my dad sold. Turns out he kept it in my …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Getting older 0
User avatar #72 - touchmybutt (12/27/2014) [-]
Oh wow, that's pretty friggin cool!
User avatar #73 - holycrapimacupcake (12/27/2014) [-]
65 Ford Custom, just needs some work on the exhaust and some cosmetics.
#67 - I dunno..I think mine is slightly worse.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on my dirty little secret 0
User avatar #68 - ordanj (12/27/2014) [-]
Yeah it is. I just had a similar story.
On an unrelated note: Years ago, my family spent a couple of hours at this white lady's house .Now that I think about it, it might have been one of my dad's coworkers, but at the time I didn't know her. I played with her son, and at one point while we were lying down, he willing let me pull down his pants to reveal his bare ass.
When we left, I asked him not to say anything and he agreed. I guess, somehow we both knew it was bad, and we never said a word.
#62 - To each their own.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Hot for teacher 0
User avatar #63 - wilfredfanforever (12/27/2014) [-]
I guess so
User avatar #75 - dovydude (12/27/2014) [-]
That's why she only has one on. Best of both worlds.
#37 - I tried using one of those at my last job. Three weeks in I as… 12/27/2014 on Formula 1 0
#60 - Nah. Stockings for life.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Hot for teacher 0
User avatar #61 - wilfredfanforever (12/27/2014) [-]
Nah son, bare skin all the way
User avatar #62 - holycrapimacupcake (12/27/2014) [-]
To each their own.
User avatar #63 - wilfredfanforever (12/27/2014) [-]
I guess so
User avatar #75 - dovydude (12/27/2014) [-]
That's why she only has one on. Best of both worlds.
#58 - I was an odd boy. Still am odd, only now I use my fiances and … 12/27/2014 on my dirty little secret 0
#55 - I used to steal my cousins panties when I was about 13. If I r…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2014 on my dirty little secret 0
User avatar #60 - ordanj (12/27/2014) [-]
Last year, my parents went to Montgomery to see to the organization of my Father's Father. They left me to stay with a friend of theirs. My dad's friend has a family of his own, and a hot daughter who is one year older than me. On the week I was staying with them, I went into his daughter's room and took some black panties. I smelled them, and fapped with them. I didn't cum on them because I knew I had to put them back at some point. I put them in my book bag, and forgot about them that night. I accidentally took them to school with me.
When it was time for me to leave, I put them back, and I haven't told anyone.
User avatar #67 - holycrapimacupcake (12/27/2014) [-]
I dunno..I think mine is slightly worse.
User avatar #68 - ordanj (12/27/2014) [-]
Yeah it is. I just had a similar story.
On an unrelated note: Years ago, my family spent a couple of hours at this white lady's house .Now that I think about it, it might have been one of my dad's coworkers, but at the time I didn't know her. I played with her son, and at one point while we were lying down, he willing let me pull down his pants to reveal his bare ass.
When we left, I asked him not to say anything and he agreed. I guess, somehow we both knew it was bad, and we never said a word.
User avatar #57 - ordanj (12/27/2014) [-]
.....................that made me feel better about my story. But my next one is similar.
User avatar #58 - holycrapimacupcake (12/27/2014) [-]
I was an odd boy. Still am odd, only now I use my fiances and she loves it.
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#70 - satanisrealgod (07/09/2014) [-]
**satanisrealgod rolled image** Dumbass
**satanisrealgod rolled image** Dumbass
User avatar #71 to #70 - holycrapimacupcake (07/09/2014) [-]
Love you too pumpkin.
 
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