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holycrapimacupcake

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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:4/18/2015
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#224 - Please don't tell me you're serious...  [+] (10 new replies) 03/03/2015 on OC is just so damn hard to... +4
User avatar #226 - kommandantvideo (03/03/2015) [-]
Oh I've never been more serious in my life. How can they just convict her like that without giving her a fair trial? I read about this case on a tumblr page, apparently they didn't allow the woman to have the lawyer that she wanted, because she "didn't have the money" (ergo the patriarchy holding her down and putting her into jail so they can profit off her slave labor) and they also rushed the trial and got random citizens from around the town to be her peers in the jury. LOL! Why wouldn't they fill the jury with people that know her as who she is? Because, those people can actually judge her, and see that she's innocent, and the patriarchy won't get their money. Bullshit. I feel so bad for this poor woman, that she is accused of killing her very own son
User avatar #281 - holycrapimacupcake (03/03/2015) [-]
Also they cannot fill the jury with friends for one specific reason, she could persuade her friends to vote innocent.
User avatar #272 - holycrapimacupcake (03/03/2015) [-]
She was accused of killing her own son because in his stomach tube they found traces of salt. Her friend admitted to her asking to hide a bag that had more salt than most Greek Restaurants have on hand, and she had internet history of research on how much salt it would take ti kill a child.
User avatar #251 - holycrapimacupcake (03/03/2015) [-]
>Tumblr Page
>Logic

Pick one.
#230 - Valid (03/03/2015) [-]
you obviously have no idea how court works
User avatar #274 - holycrapimacupcake (03/03/2015) [-]
Oh ignore the moron my lad. He's a hypocritical shitposter. just look at his profile and go to the comments.
#276 - Valid (03/03/2015) [-]
Daddy I'm scared
User avatar #280 - holycrapimacupcake (03/03/2015) [-]
Nothing to be afraid of. Papa Cupcake is here to disprove the shitposters and the SJW's.
#234 - kommandantvideo (03/03/2015) [-]
Sure. I don't know how the courts work. I'll have you know I got a degree in pre-law, and I also have a masters in gender studies. I've studied many court cases where women were prohibited from proper court procedure simply due to their gender, in both of those courses (which I passed both of with flying colors, by the way). I think I have a very good grasp of the court system, or rather I should say of it's corrupt way of thinking and incredibly sexism
User avatar #386 - supremg (03/04/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Just that, not gonna say a single word from now on in this comment.
#167 - Is it? Huh. Well Shadman jumped on that minutes after the teas…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on hentai 0
User avatar #168 - mcstorms (03/03/2015) [-]
That is true
#154 - Inside Out.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2015 on hentai 0
User avatar #158 - mcstorms (03/03/2015) [-]
yeah thats coming out this year
User avatar #167 - holycrapimacupcake (03/03/2015) [-]
Is it? Huh. Well Shadman jumped on that minutes after the teaser for it released.
User avatar #168 - mcstorms (03/03/2015) [-]
That is true
#52 - Why the **** was I logged out there? 03/03/2015 on gif with a story comic +1
#93 - Some pixar movie isn't even gonna be out for a few years and S…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2015 on hentai +2
User avatar #113 - mcstorms (03/03/2015) [-]
witch movie? The one with emotions? thats coming out this year.
User avatar #154 - holycrapimacupcake (03/03/2015) [-]
Inside Out.
User avatar #158 - mcstorms (03/03/2015) [-]
yeah thats coming out this year
User avatar #167 - holycrapimacupcake (03/03/2015) [-]
Is it? Huh. Well Shadman jumped on that minutes after the teaser for it released.
User avatar #168 - mcstorms (03/03/2015) [-]
That is true
#198 - Last one reminds me of The Order: 1886. Also known as,"A … 03/03/2015 on My art 0
#44 - They went after GG because we were able to find and prove all … 03/03/2015 on God +1
#74 - Djange Unchained.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Everybody talk about this... 0
User avatar #78 - vanillyguy (03/03/2015) [-]
Thank you dude.
#285 - He knows he could never bring himself to kill Bruce. They have… 03/02/2015 on DC for life 0
#283 - I think that might have made it worse on him though. Imagine b…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2015 on DC for life 0
User avatar #284 - daniboyi (03/02/2015) [-]
yeah, but it still shows that Batman is only alive, because Superman didn't kill him right away.
User avatar #285 - holycrapimacupcake (03/02/2015) [-]
He knows he could never bring himself to kill Bruce. They have been through way too much together.
#280 - Of course one of those times in the Injustice line was because…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2015 on DC for life 0
User avatar #281 - daniboyi (03/02/2015) [-]
yeah, but Superman still had enough time to finish him off, if he had wanted to do that.
User avatar #283 - holycrapimacupcake (03/02/2015) [-]
I think that might have made it worse on him though. Imagine being a super powerful Pennyworth and you see someone you basically raised as a son die in front of you. Kal would have been mushed into a fine paste.
User avatar #284 - daniboyi (03/02/2015) [-]
yeah, but it still shows that Batman is only alive, because Superman didn't kill him right away.
User avatar #285 - holycrapimacupcake (03/02/2015) [-]
He knows he could never bring himself to kill Bruce. They have been through way too much together.
#285 - But why?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on This kids a faggot 0
User avatar #296 - runescapewasgood (03/02/2015) [-]
So I can view it directly from my favorites in a simpler fashion
#284 - Jesus christ I did not factor in the 9/11 joke. 03/02/2015 on This kids a faggot 0
#27 - Nah. 03/02/2015 on 3D Games +1
#94 - Can some deity just smite them already? 03/02/2015 on Fucking Westboro... 0
#12 - Yes. 03/02/2015 on How to get lots of thumbs 0
#122 - It's true. The amount of times Kal had his hands around Batman…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2015 on DC for life +2
User avatar #274 - daniboyi (03/02/2015) [-]
Even when he is borderline evil (Injustice-comics) and he has batman lying on the floor with a broken back and no way to escape, he still let's him go.
The only reason Batman is still alive, is because of Superman's mercy.
User avatar #280 - holycrapimacupcake (03/02/2015) [-]
Of course one of those times in the Injustice line was because Alfred just got done cleaning the floor with Kal's face.
User avatar #281 - daniboyi (03/02/2015) [-]
yeah, but Superman still had enough time to finish him off, if he had wanted to do that.
User avatar #283 - holycrapimacupcake (03/02/2015) [-]
I think that might have made it worse on him though. Imagine being a super powerful Pennyworth and you see someone you basically raised as a son die in front of you. Kal would have been mushed into a fine paste.
User avatar #284 - daniboyi (03/02/2015) [-]
yeah, but it still shows that Batman is only alive, because Superman didn't kill him right away.
User avatar #285 - holycrapimacupcake (03/02/2015) [-]
He knows he could never bring himself to kill Bruce. They have been through way too much together.
#410260 - No.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#83 - Comment deleted 03/01/2015 on Game dev talks about why... +1
#165 - Old age coupled with pancreatitis.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on A Man's Best Friend 0
User avatar #171 - thisistheguy (03/01/2015) [-]
Damn that's too bad, I had a dog who was really old but nothing really wrong with her and we gave her a raw food diet she acted like she was 3 again. Sorry to hear about the pancreatitis ttbough
#66 - Dean's pretty good. I'm partial to Punk, shame about his retir…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #67 - screaming (03/01/2015) [-]
Big fan of Bryan too, just don't feel he's as interesting anymore (obviously not his fault as it's more down to booking, but that's Vince and Creative for you).

I've always been a fan of the somewhat edgy wrestlers - the ones that are edgy enough to push boundaries but not too edgy so that the only place they'd be allowed to perform is in the Attitude Era.
#490 - it's jizz 02/28/2015 on Easier to get... 0
#49 - Good man. Favorite wrestler?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #50 - screaming (02/28/2015) [-]
My current one was CM Punk, but now he's retired it's a tie between Finn Balor and Dean Ambrose, at least in the WWE. My all time favourite is Jeff Hardy.
User avatar #66 - holycrapimacupcake (03/01/2015) [-]
Dean's pretty good. I'm partial to Punk, shame about his retirement. So in his place I have chosen Daniel Bryan.
User avatar #67 - screaming (03/01/2015) [-]
Big fan of Bryan too, just don't feel he's as interesting anymore (obviously not his fault as it's more down to booking, but that's Vince and Creative for you).

I've always been a fan of the somewhat edgy wrestlers - the ones that are edgy enough to push boundaries but not too edgy so that the only place they'd be allowed to perform is in the Attitude Era.
#488 - You'll find out what my whipped topping is really made of.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Easier to get... 0
#489 - anonymousfinn (02/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #490 - holycrapimacupcake (02/28/2015) [-]
it's jizz
#41 - Exactly my point. It's supposed to look fake, it's all for the…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/28/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #43 - screaming (02/28/2015) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I'm not like that. I've been watching wrestling since I was, like, 4, so I love it even when it's shite.
User avatar #49 - holycrapimacupcake (02/28/2015) [-]
Good man. Favorite wrestler?
User avatar #50 - screaming (02/28/2015) [-]
My current one was CM Punk, but now he's retired it's a tie between Finn Balor and Dean Ambrose, at least in the WWE. My all time favourite is Jeff Hardy.
User avatar #66 - holycrapimacupcake (03/01/2015) [-]
Dean's pretty good. I'm partial to Punk, shame about his retirement. So in his place I have chosen Daniel Bryan.
User avatar #67 - screaming (03/01/2015) [-]
Big fan of Bryan too, just don't feel he's as interesting anymore (obviously not his fault as it's more down to booking, but that's Vince and Creative for you).

I've always been a fan of the somewhat edgy wrestlers - the ones that are edgy enough to push boundaries but not too edgy so that the only place they'd be allowed to perform is in the Attitude Era.

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User avatar #78 - mcburd (03/12/2015) [-]
I did see it.

I have not said anything, both because Davidickerson has long ago blocked me, and
because I could not care less what the fukko thinks.
User avatar #79 to #78 - holycrapimacupcake (03/12/2015) [-]
Ah wonderful. Have a glorious day my friend.
#76 - bible ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Oh man, Wikipedia link spams. These guys must know their 			****		.    
   
Look, if you're willing to believe some omnipotent being poofed us into existence, not a lot of things should be surprising. Worry not about the fellas arguing with you.    
   
Put it simply, the more we learn about the universe round us, the less we find out we know. Quite frankly believing in a Divine Purpose isn't that er, "Out there"
Oh man, Wikipedia link spams. These guys must know their **** .

Look, if you're willing to believe some omnipotent being poofed us into existence, not a lot of things should be surprising. Worry not about the fellas arguing with you.

Put it simply, the more we learn about the universe round us, the less we find out we know. Quite frankly believing in a Divine Purpose isn't that er, "Out there"
User avatar #77 to #76 - holycrapimacupcake (02/15/2015) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #75 - newpulse ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Accept my invitation friend. Pretty please.
#72 - include ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
Thanks for the accept cupcake.
User avatar #73 to #72 - holycrapimacupcake (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh it's no problem! I've been meaning to send you one actually!
User avatar #74 to #73 - include ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
Thank you.
#70 - satanisrealgod (07/09/2014) [-]
**satanisrealgod rolled image** Dumbass
**satanisrealgod rolled image** Dumbass
User avatar #71 to #70 - holycrapimacupcake (07/09/2014) [-]
Love you too pumpkin.
 
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