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Date Signed Up:10/17/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
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#42 - My god... You twat nugget, its fakeeee! 07/15/2014 on We Got a Smart One Here -1
#177 - I WILL NOT, IN FACT, I WILL START TYPING WITH ALL CAPS!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Kids nowadays....it makes... 0
User avatar #178 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
THEN IT SHALL CONTINUE!
#172 - Not today!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Kids nowadays....it makes... 0
User avatar #175 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
Give in!
User avatar #177 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
I WILL NOT, IN FACT, I WILL START TYPING WITH ALL CAPS!
User avatar #178 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
THEN IT SHALL CONTINUE!
#170 - Okay, thank you for explaining, and I value you're response, a…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Kids nowadays....it makes... 0
User avatar #171 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
Ah, but I have the last word!
#172 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
Not today!
User avatar #175 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
Give in!
User avatar #177 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
I WILL NOT, IN FACT, I WILL START TYPING WITH ALL CAPS!
User avatar #178 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
THEN IT SHALL CONTINUE!
#167 - The little digestive end product was done automatically and no…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Kids nowadays....it makes... 0
User avatar #169 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
Oh, a wordfilter.
Also, yes, it did, if you were paying attention. I was explaining why, even if she did just throw it away after a few days, it wouldn't be reasonable but it would be explained perfectly well. It wouldn't entertain them.
User avatar #170 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
Okay, thank you for explaining, and I value you're response, and although we have resolved the issue I will end with a exclamation mark so it looks like I won this internet debate!
User avatar #171 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
Ah, but I have the last word!
#172 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
Not today!
User avatar #175 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
Give in!
User avatar #177 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
I WILL NOT, IN FACT, I WILL START TYPING WITH ALL CAPS!
User avatar #178 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
THEN IT SHALL CONTINUE!
#160 - No, it automatically did the first part, actually pretty funny…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Kids nowadays....it makes... 0
User avatar #164 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
...What?
User avatar #167 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
The little digestive end product was done automatically and nothing you commented related to my reply.
User avatar #169 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
Oh, a wordfilter.
Also, yes, it did, if you were paying attention. I was explaining why, even if she did just throw it away after a few days, it wouldn't be reasonable but it would be explained perfectly well. It wouldn't entertain them.
User avatar #170 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
Okay, thank you for explaining, and I value you're response, and although we have resolved the issue I will end with a exclamation mark so it looks like I won this internet debate!
User avatar #171 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
Ah, but I have the last word!
#172 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
Not today!
User avatar #175 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
Give in!
User avatar #177 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
I WILL NOT, IN FACT, I WILL START TYPING WITH ALL CAPS!
User avatar #178 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
THEN IT SHALL CONTINUE!
#156 - No, the fact that the little digestive end product said ''I wo…  [+] (28 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Kids nowadays....it makes... -2
User avatar #183 - orrihaa (07/13/2014) [-]
it's obsolete
User avatar #158 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
So?
Does it matter? Things are better now, that's the fact of the matter. Yes, I know, MUH BETTER GAMES but no.
Games are better now than they've ever been, and will continue to do that. It's just how gaming works. It literally doesnt matter whatsoever if the girl would play around with it for a day or two and then throw it off somewhere, they're not even actually playing a intense bodyloveing game
And "the little digestive end product"? Are you wearing a stack of fedoras right now?
User avatar #187 - infernis (07/13/2014) [-]
>Games are better now than they've ever been

BOY I SURE LOVE ALL THOSE OVERHYPED AAA TITLES WITH SEASON PASSES, DRM UP THE ANUS AND DAY-ONE DLC.
User avatar #188 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
There are always good games and digestive end product games. Deal with it.
User avatar #189 - infernis (07/13/2014) [-]
Meaning you can't make a general statement about it.
User avatar #191 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
I'll assume that what you just said was meant to have some sort of meaning.
User avatar #194 - infernis (07/13/2014) [-]
You: Games are better now than ever.
Me: That's not true for all games, what about games that have X.
You: There are always good and bad games
Me: Which means you're statement that games in general are now always better is invalid.

Makes sense to me.
User avatar #198 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
No, that's autistic. There will always be good and bad games, that's a given. Games don't have to always be perfect just to be better than a few decades ago, smartass.
Games are just of a generally higher quality now.
User avatar #199 - infernis (07/13/2014) [-]
Then explain why we have "games" like Gone Home winning GOTY awards.
Why are games like Super Metroid, System Shock 2, Deux Ex, etc. still regarded as the best gaming has to offer? Why do we have hundreds of generic brown and bloom shooters?

The only thing that's better now than it used to be is the technology we have, but as a trade-off gaming has become an industry, not interested in making 'art' or trying something new anymore. The only thing that's relevant now is profit above all else.
User avatar #202 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
Because you, like everyone else, can't get over the games they played when they were kids. The games are good, they're classics. But when you show me Call of Duty: Ghosts or whatever and then Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde the video game?
Holy intense bodylove, sign me up for Call of Duty.
Okay, then Call of Duty and Deus Ex?
Deus Ex is a great game, but Call of Duty is much more aesthetically pleasing. Call of Duty.
User avatar #206 - infernis (07/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, everyone is deluded and blinded by nostaliga except you. :^)
Too bad I played Super Metroid when I was 16 for the first time and got System Shock in the Summer Sale on Steam last year. It shows how much the Shock series has declined, when you compare them.

>Judging games by aesthetics alone

Ah, your one of those. A turd is still a turd, no matter how pretty it is. If your going by graphics alone, sure, modern games are better. But what about the actual relevant aspects, i.e. gameplay?
Will COD 3495 be remembered in 10 years for its pretty graphics? Nah.
Will Metroid Prime be remembered in 10 years for its brilliant gameplay and flawless transition from 2D to 3D. It already does, and will continue to.
User avatar #208 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
Oh man, you're fedora just doesn't stop.
I never implied that I was the only person who realizes it, but so many of you dumbasses whore out old games just because they're old. Constantly, and whenever someone says something against them you freak the intense bodylove out.
In example: here.

I never said I was judging any games by aesthetics alone. I play Dwarf Fortress without any tilesets. But if you don't think that aesthetics of games can have any effect on their quality, your autistic.
Metroid Prime was a great game, too. Games are better in quality now, though. That's just how your going to have to handle it, no matter how much you wish you were still little. I loved Pokemon when I was little. Pokemon Gold to be exact, and I still to this day think it is one of the greatest games ever created.
Do I also think that Pokemon X / Y are much higher in quality? Yes. The Pokemon games are better now than ever before, even if I dislike some of the pokemon.
User avatar #211 - infernis (07/13/2014) [-]
>fedora
>autistic

Any more buzzwords you have?

>But if you don't think that aesthetics of games can have any effect on their quality

I do think they can. But what matters to me most is gameplay, not graphics.

>That's just how you're going to have to handle it, no matter how much you wish you were still little.

But that's just wrong and you have zero evidence to back that claim up. It's a pointless generalization and for every game series you list that got better over time, I can list one that got worse.
User avatar #214 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
I hope you realize I'm insulting you.
I also agree, gameplay matters most, but I just can't enjoy some games I don't find aesthetically pleasing.
"But that's just wrong"
Ah, right, I see your that type of person who argues with people and just refuses to actually be arguing. See you.
User avatar #229 - infernis (07/13/2014) [-]
The only one your insulting with those words is you're own intelligence, they're meaningless buzzwords and have no place in a polite discussion.

>I also agree, gameplay matters most, but I just can't enjoy some games I don't find aesthetically pleasing.

Nothing wrong with that.

>Ah, right, I see you're that type of person who argues with people and just refuses to actually be arguing.

It's not really about an argument, it's just if I say "any and all games were better back then because nostalgia" and if you said "new games are always better because technology and that's how gaming works", we'd both be wrong.
There always were good and bad games and dismissing older games as "was good at the time, but games are better now" is just as invalid as saying "it's new, so it must be digestive end product".
User avatar #526 - mapleknight (07/14/2014) [-]
This isn't a polite discussion. intense bodylove off with you're le funy maymays.
Buzzword is a buzzword
:^)
User avatar #531 - infernis (07/14/2014) [-]
Now if you'll excuse me, I have got a World Cup Title to celebrate.
User avatar #530 - infernis (07/14/2014) [-]
That's you're fault then, if you feel the need to insult me go for it, but it's kinda funny to call me out on not wanting to argue afterwards.

Yeah, and so is calling everything you disagree with autistic or fedoracore. :^)
User avatar #160 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
No, it automatically did the first part, actually pretty funny. Also, all of what you said was not at all what I commented.
User avatar #164 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
...What?
User avatar #167 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
The little digestive end product was done automatically and nothing you commented related to my reply.
User avatar #169 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
Oh, a wordfilter.
Also, yes, it did, if you were paying attention. I was explaining why, even if she did just throw it away after a few days, it wouldn't be reasonable but it would be explained perfectly well. It wouldn't entertain them.
User avatar #170 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
Okay, thank you for explaining, and I value you're response, and although we have resolved the issue I will end with a exclamation mark so it looks like I won this internet debate!
User avatar #171 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
Ah, but I have the last word!
#172 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
Not today!
User avatar #175 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
Give in!
User avatar #177 - holybronybatman (07/13/2014) [-]
I WILL NOT, IN FACT, I WILL START TYPING WITH ALL CAPS!
User avatar #178 - mapleknight (07/13/2014) [-]
THEN IT SHALL CONTINUE!
#69 - Yup, most Tumblr players are stupid. 07/08/2014 on That just about sums things... 0
#54 - Tumblr had the brilliant idea of shit posting on 4chan, its re…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on That just about sums things... 0
User avatar #68 - hadrian (07/08/2014) [-]
I guess that particular user isn't aware that there is also plenty of porn on Tumblr.
User avatar #69 - holybronybatman (07/08/2014) [-]
Yup, most Tumblr players are stupid.
#3934 - **holybronybatman rolled image ** I'M NOT READY 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0

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User avatar #22 - europe (11/27/2013) [-]
#21 to #20 - holybronybatman ONLINE (11/12/2013)
I don't fucking know you, peasant.
User avatar #23 to #22 - holybronybatman (11/27/2013) [-]
No, you said you made the Fallout post, fucking prove it then.
User avatar #24 to #23 - europe (11/27/2013) [-]
You can't make me
#25 to #24 - holybronybatman (11/27/2013) [-]
You're a cunt liar! Bitch!
You're a cunt liar! Bitch!
#27 to #26 - holybronybatman (11/27/2013) [-]
I will skin you and then fuck your skin with my cock *Cough* I mean, NO U!
User avatar #28 to #27 - europe (11/27/2013) [-]
Good luck, bitch
#29 to #28 - holybronybatman (11/27/2013) [-]
It was a joke, poo poo head.
User avatar #30 to #29 - europe (11/27/2013) [-]
I know
Bitch
User avatar #20 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/10/2013) [-]
Hey you, yea you.
Fuck you.
User avatar #21 to #20 - holybronybatman (11/12/2013) [-]
I don't fucking know you, peasant.
User avatar #15 - optimos (06/05/2013) [-]
Thank you for defending me. I don't know why is everyone so angry and surly on my comic, I just tried to upload something that I thought was funny, if they don't like it they just thumb down and go to the next post. But no, they need to discourage OP for not making comics anymore.
But with people like you there's still hope. I've just finished a new comic with better drawing style and it's (in my opinion) funny. People like you makes someone get the force and courage to keep making comics. Thank you.
User avatar #16 to #15 - holybronybatman (06/05/2013) [-]
Thank you for thanking me.
#17 to #16 - optimos (06/05/2013) [-]
You're welcome
User avatar #18 to #17 - holybronybatman (06/05/2013) [-]
Oh, and don't let them get to you. If they are jerks, just pass them. A lot of people think your funny (looking at your thumbs up ratio, a lot of people), but they are scared of red thumbs.
User avatar #19 to #18 - optimos (06/05/2013) [-]
Yeah
I've just reached Frontpage, so they can comment whatever the fuck they want.
They're just jealous, that's all.
User avatar #20 to #19 - holybronybatman (06/05/2013) [-]
Not jealous, just big enough douches to comment on every single on of your content.
#5 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/14/2013) [-]
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Thanks for that add, for whatever reason you did it
User avatar #6 to #5 - holybronybatman (04/14/2013) [-]
Bronies and Furies must stick together!
User avatar #7 to #6 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/14/2013) [-]
not everyone sees it that way
User avatar #8 to #7 - holybronybatman (04/14/2013) [-]
Well... I thought it sounded good.
User avatar #9 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/14/2013) [-]
some bronies and furries are like at war
User avatar #10 to #9 - holybronybatman (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah... I really hope they realize, they are nearly the same things.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/14/2013) [-]
i both agree and disagree with that
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