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#120 - shadowallyx ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
*knock* hello?
#121 to #120 - holimountt (07/17/2012) [-]
aww hello and you are?
#122 to #121 - shadowallyx ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
ShadowAllyX, commander general of /anime/. Miss..may i have your name? i am looking for talented people to join in our armies
#123 to #122 - holimountt (07/17/2012) [-]
well my name is Anna ...sir?

you want me to join your army? ,im more of a lone wolf to be honest my lord

i dont think there is anything you can offer me that i want
User avatar #124 to #123 - shadowallyx ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
Lone wolf? Miss...Anna...while i expect companionship between the soldiers....there are also many individual missions to be assigned....It is quite....entertaining, pays well, you get food rations each day, and better housing if necessary.....besides, you get to help your country.
#125 to #124 - holimountt (07/17/2012) [-]
hmm im more interested in the good pay and the adventure

but count me in then
#126 to #125 - shadowallyx ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
Stop right there....i still must know your race, age, abilities and talents.
#127 to #126 - holimountt (07/17/2012) [-]
well im an inkdrinker sir ,if you havent noticed by my eyes already
im the result of the mistakes of my original parents

my father trained me and raised me as his own child, he is the dragon of hellrund a very high rank by the way (she starts getting upset)

i think abilities and talents are something i clearly have

#128 to #127 - shadowallyx ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
I never heard of a inkdrinker Miss anna...and also...i want you to be specific about your abilities and talents..
#129 to #128 - holimountt (07/17/2012) [-]
my father trained me in all sorts of combat with blue ink spells the base of my magic and ink sword fight a very particular kind of figthing and im very good with invisivilitie spells

and i also have an ability with the dead ...(she starts feeling uncomftrable) when i touch ...a corpse i..i can see what they saw when they were alive its not something i like to talk about and last time i did it ..was something i honestly want to forget
#130 to #129 - shadowallyx ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
*puts my hand on your shoulder* im sorry. I wont order you to use that ability unless its necessary....and you sound to be powerful....you know magic and close combat...you qualify...do you want the position of private?
#131 to #130 - holimountt (07/17/2012) [-]
heh..sure i guess (she sheds a tear)
#132 to #131 - shadowallyx ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
are you.....okay?....whats the matter?
#133 to #132 - holimountt (07/17/2012) [-]
no its just that i dont like to remember that thing that happened in my past

somebody very special to me passed away and ...ah forget it its not important
#134 to #133 - shadowallyx ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
Shh...i understand how important family and close ones can be...when you lose someone...you do anything to bring them back....but you cant...i feel with you...My girlfriend died not long ago....i have my children...but im single since then......I am deeply sorry for you loss, and for reminding you of it.
#135 to #134 - holimountt (07/17/2012) [-]
hmm its ok

it was my friends little brother and my boyfriend he was taken away and the little boy was murdered and when i touched him i...i felt his pain and saw how they murdered him

i dont know where my boyfriend is ...i just honestly hope he is dead becuase if hes not ..hes in a lot of pain
#136 to #135 - shadowallyx ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
Im sorry...ill leave you alone if thats what you need, ill give you your rank tomorrow, yes?
#137 to #136 - holimountt (07/17/2012) [-]
its ok thanks i dont normally talk about my feelings you know..dont tell nobody

(she kisses you on the cheek)

thats for listening hehe

#138 to #137 - shadowallyx ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
Hm...youre welcome..im good at listening feelings...people say i am...sentimental *smiles*...i guess thats good. Dont worry, i wont tell anyone. See you tomorrow.
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