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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:7/01/2015
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Content Ranking:#11369
Comment Ranking:#2314
Highest Content Rank:#1897
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
Content Thumbs: 1558 total,  1905 ,  347
Comment Thumbs: 6623 total,  8296 ,  1673
Content Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:94390
Times Content Favorited:47 times
Total Comments Made:5012
FJ Points:2927
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latest user's comments

#2 - is that squid in a suit SECKTO FROM STRANGER'S WRATH!? 06/12/2015 on It all makes since now 0
#6 - Comment deleted 06/12/2015 on What is this? 0
#3 - GIMME A MENTION I WANNA SEE HOW THEY DEAL WITH THIS!!! 06/12/2015 on WH40K Comic - Damnation... 0
#5 - or "camel cum jockey" 06/11/2015 on Dead hahahaha 0
#65 - can we go on a public bus and take a **** on one of the seats? 06/11/2015 on Who wants to be my friend? 0
#248 - Picture 06/11/2015 on Pornhub Space Mission +1
#14 - Comment deleted 06/10/2015 on Furries are worthy of your... 0
#4 - Picture 06/10/2015 on Poorest 1% 0
#2 - i'd say it was ******** , but it's elephant **** . 06/10/2015 on That is bullshit Eevee 0
#10 - he must be the party bard. 06/10/2015 on guitar nazi's +1
#4 - I just wanna set the world on fire, and frolic among the ashes. 06/08/2015 on E3 0
#5 - yea you are yukking it up now. 06/08/2015 on Future 0
#4 - I went from isis isis baby to this. 06/08/2015 on THE RIDE JUST PICKED UP SPEED +1
#80 - lol yea, thats a little better. 06/08/2015 on Assassins Creed name 0
#6 - kony is a dj who makes techno for the children of uganda 06/08/2015 on KONY 2015 0
#21 - "novice killer" gr8t im a ******* noob.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Assassins Creed name 0
User avatar #30 - angelojuusan (06/08/2015) [-]
Or perhaps you're well known for killing novices of the enemy organization? I dunno, I want it to sound kinda cool...
User avatar #80 - holdup (06/08/2015) [-]
lol yea, thats a little better.
#7 - THATS SIRRICHA. 06/07/2015 on Tabasco Bottle Caps +2
#12 - it is. 06/07/2015 on For john +1
#8 - yup, i'll be there.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2015 on For john +2
User avatar #11 - mrturferpop (06/07/2015) [-]
Hold up, your name is John?
User avatar #16 - darksideofthebeast (06/07/2015) [-]
Holdup, what the fuck?
User avatar #12 - holdup (06/07/2015) [-]
it is.
#246 - FALLOUT 4 SCREENSHOT. 06/07/2015 on Fallout 4 giveaway +7
#242 - god damn I think we have a winner. 06/07/2015 on Fallout 4 giveaway +3
#8 - the son of a Sheppard you say? 06/07/2015 on (untitled) +1
#7 - i was able to gather that, what book?  [+] (12 new replies) 06/07/2015 on The tides have turned 0
#8 - John Cena (06/07/2015) [-]
Banksy. He's a well known graffiti artist and by law, a criminal.
#9 - sketchysketchist (06/07/2015) [-]
He's a criminal with a shitty taste in art.
Seriously, if you look at all his work it reminds you of a certain black and red hedgehog.
#10 - bocatadesesos (06/07/2015) [-]
#20 - sketchysketchist (06/07/2015) [-]
TL;DR

This guy is to art what tumblr is to the internet.

9/10 would not look forward to reading about him in art history books.
#19 - sketchysketchist (06/07/2015) [-]
This is my personal favorite, naked vietmese girl who's flesh has come in contact with napalm (a chemical that burns and can't simply be washed off as it sinks into your skin) walking with two american icons.
#18 - sketchysketchist (06/07/2015) [-]
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#16 - sketchysketchist (06/07/2015) [-]
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#11 - sketchysketchist (06/07/2015) [-]
#5 - whats going on?  [+] (14 new replies) 06/07/2015 on The tides have turned 0
User avatar #6 - hellreaver (06/07/2015) [-]
There's a Metropolitan Police Spokesperson quote on a book cover.
User avatar #7 - holdup (06/07/2015) [-]
i was able to gather that, what book?
#8 - John Cena (06/07/2015) [-]
Banksy. He's a well known graffiti artist and by law, a criminal.
#9 - sketchysketchist (06/07/2015) [-]
He's a criminal with a shitty taste in art.
Seriously, if you look at all his work it reminds you of a certain black and red hedgehog.
#10 - bocatadesesos (06/07/2015) [-]
#20 - sketchysketchist (06/07/2015) [-]
TL;DR

This guy is to art what tumblr is to the internet.

9/10 would not look forward to reading about him in art history books.
#19 - sketchysketchist (06/07/2015) [-]
This is my personal favorite, naked vietmese girl who's flesh has come in contact with napalm (a chemical that burns and can't simply be washed off as it sinks into your skin) walking with two american icons.
#18 - sketchysketchist (06/07/2015) [-]
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#11 - sketchysketchist (06/07/2015) [-]
#20 - LOOK, IT'S HUMAN WASTE. 06/06/2015 on Trash 0

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User avatar #281 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Porn Stars.**
what made holdup crazy
User avatar #282 to #281 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #283 to #282 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
too much porn made you fap yourself crazy
User avatar #284 to #283 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i guess.
User avatar #285 to #284 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
so whats new bruh
User avatar #286 to #285 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
thinking about moving to California.
User avatar #287 to #286 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
where you live now?
User avatar #288 to #287 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
canada.
User avatar #289 to #288 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
from maple syrup and cheap meds to guns and illegal drugs
and either way....tons of weed

User avatar #290 to #289 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, smoke alot not many places i can go.
User avatar #291 to #290 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
and youre gonna melt like a popsicle in south cali summers
User avatar #292 to #291 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i will be damn sure to find air conditioning.
User avatar #293 to #292 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to go outside sometime
not everyone can be joshlol
User avatar #294 to #293 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, I go hiking in the cold sometimes.
User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
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