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#34 - Picture 04/08/2015 on It's hard in the paint +8
#9 - THIS IS MASSIVE FAGGOTRY! THEY SHOULD REMOVE KEBAB!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2015 on Swedes 0
User avatar #11 - derpish (04/05/2015) [-]
they should remove the whole series.. its all stupid
#149 - AGAIN!? SIR, I AM SO, SO SORRY. 04/04/2015 on Blood for the Spud God 0
#6 - so the mystical "nose breather" race is a tiny minority?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on You know who 0
User avatar #7 - dopeydog (04/04/2015) [-]
No...I would say most people cannot even tell. I know I didn't know until I read it in my anatomy book last year.
#6 - that sounds like its on crack. 04/04/2015 on Alien weebs +4
#4 - i don't find this so funny, i breathe through my one nostril.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2015 on You know who 0
#5 - dopeydog (04/04/2015) [-]
85% of people can only breathe out of one nostril at a time anyways... www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/03/about-85-of-people-only-breathe-out-of-one-nostril-at-a-time/
User avatar #6 - holdup (04/04/2015) [-]
so the mystical "nose breather" race is a tiny minority?
User avatar #7 - dopeydog (04/04/2015) [-]
No...I would say most people cannot even tell. I know I didn't know until I read it in my anatomy book last year.
#9 - the looper gun is better with "shadow warrior" 04/03/2015 on Famous Guns 3 +1
#79 - c'est la vie, until people wake up. 04/03/2015 on war 0
#16 - me too. 04/03/2015 on And I know what you came... 0
#77 - that clearly the people that consider mitt a candidate for lea…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2015 on war 0
User avatar #78 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Ah, Politics is all bullshit man
User avatar #79 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
c'est la vie, until people wake up.
#13 - just wait. just wait, a socialist party will come to power in …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on Rigth in the feels +1
User avatar #14 - pwnagraphy (04/03/2015) [-]
A man can dream
#16 - but what if she turns out to be a cis gendered woman? 04/03/2015 on The ol' tumble dot com 0
#72 - hm. if this was a true story it would have proved many things …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2015 on war 0
User avatar #76 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Haha like what?
User avatar #77 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
that clearly the people that consider mitt a candidate for leader of the free world are not looking out for people's interests.
User avatar #78 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Ah, Politics is all bullshit man
User avatar #79 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
c'est la vie, until people wake up.
#68 - she proll wouldhave been a better leader then say....bush, of …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/03/2015 on war 0
User avatar #69 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Well the Philosophers didn't want that since she would have been able to crush their plans
User avatar #72 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
hm. if this was a true story it would have proved many things i already think.
User avatar #76 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Haha like what?
User avatar #77 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
that clearly the people that consider mitt a candidate for leader of the free world are not looking out for people's interests.
User avatar #78 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Ah, Politics is all bullshit man
User avatar #79 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
c'est la vie, until people wake up.
#62 - tea, but he held the public hostage for the device, I am assum…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/03/2015 on war 0
User avatar #65 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
No they wanted the Boss dead. She was too charismatic and they feared that. So when all this happened they took the opportunity and offered her as a sacrifice to keep the peace
User avatar #68 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
she proll wouldhave been a better leader then say....bush, of mitt romney? (who were deliberate attempts to sabatoge america.)
User avatar #69 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Well the Philosophers didn't want that since she would have been able to crush their plans
User avatar #72 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
hm. if this was a true story it would have proved many things i already think.
User avatar #76 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Haha like what?
User avatar #77 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
that clearly the people that consider mitt a candidate for leader of the free world are not looking out for people's interests.
User avatar #78 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Ah, Politics is all bullshit man
User avatar #79 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
c'est la vie, until people wake up.
#52 - been years since i played. the cinematics explained little bey…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on war 0
User avatar #93 - sladee (04/04/2015) [-]
#51 - damn, so he used shagohod to get the crockett from the usa tha…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/03/2015 on war 0
User avatar #59 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
No The Boss was given the mission to act as a defector and take the Davey Crockett missiles as a trading point into to get into Volgins ranks.
User avatar #62 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
tea, but he held the public hostage for the device, I am assuming we wanted to do a certain amount of damage, but not too much, in witch case they could have exonerated boss but whatever.
User avatar #65 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
No they wanted the Boss dead. She was too charismatic and they feared that. So when all this happened they took the opportunity and offered her as a sacrifice to keep the peace
User avatar #68 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
she proll wouldhave been a better leader then say....bush, of mitt romney? (who were deliberate attempts to sabatoge america.)
User avatar #69 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Well the Philosophers didn't want that since she would have been able to crush their plans
User avatar #72 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
hm. if this was a true story it would have proved many things i already think.
User avatar #76 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Haha like what?
User avatar #77 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
that clearly the people that consider mitt a candidate for leader of the free world are not looking out for people's interests.
User avatar #78 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Ah, Politics is all bullshit man
User avatar #79 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
c'est la vie, until people wake up.
#47 - and nobody knwe volgin would cause a ********* ? what we…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/03/2015 on war 0
#49 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Well the thing was, he used it like 5 minutes after he got it. It was a gesture to help her get into his ranks, eventually she was going to take it back and dispose of Volgin as soon as she had the Philosopher's Legacy. Since Volgin didn't use it as a "Look what I have give into my demands I'll use it" type of thing her objective changed and her mission was extended.
User avatar #51 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
damn, so he used shagohod to get the crockett from the usa than used crockett on russia? i get it.
User avatar #59 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
No The Boss was given the mission to act as a defector and take the Davey Crockett missiles as a trading point into to get into Volgins ranks.
User avatar #62 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
tea, but he held the public hostage for the device, I am assuming we wanted to do a certain amount of damage, but not too much, in witch case they could have exonerated boss but whatever.
User avatar #65 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
No they wanted the Boss dead. She was too charismatic and they feared that. So when all this happened they took the opportunity and offered her as a sacrifice to keep the peace
User avatar #68 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
she proll wouldhave been a better leader then say....bush, of mitt romney? (who were deliberate attempts to sabatoge america.)
User avatar #69 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Well the Philosophers didn't want that since she would have been able to crush their plans
User avatar #72 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
hm. if this was a true story it would have proved many things i already think.
User avatar #76 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Haha like what?
User avatar #77 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
that clearly the people that consider mitt a candidate for leader of the free world are not looking out for people's interests.
User avatar #78 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Ah, Politics is all bullshit man
User avatar #79 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
c'est la vie, until people wake up.
#11 - bullcrap, clyde used a sawed off browning automaitc rifel, the… 04/03/2015 on Famous Guns 2 +1
#42 - when she steals the plans so china can build nukes? yes, it di…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2015 on war +1
#48 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
She also talked about why the boss did what she did.
The B0ss Boss' original mission was to infiltrate Volgin's organization to steal the philosophers legacy and her cover to make that mission possible was for her to defect, in the mean time Snake was sent to "save" Sokolov while this WAS a real mission it's main purpose was to further distract Volgin's attention from the possibility of The Boss's introduction from being suspicious
Another way to seal The Boss's intro was for her to bring a gift that being the Davy Crockett (heh Crockett/rocket) which The Boss's higher ups thought Volgin would simply use for non-lethal testing purposes, obviously they were wrong.
Now the Russian president calls the American president and demands an explanation, the American president gives the usual "we're not involved one of ours fled to you and yours it's her fault" then the Russian president says he wants proof so the American president suggests removing The Boss and the Russian president agrees.
Cue the operation "Snake eater" it's objectives being kill The Boss and retrieve the philosophers legacy, with Snake only being informed of the first one.

I should have probably explained that all of this was explained throughout multiple cinematics my bad
#44 - anon (04/03/2015) [-]
The game was a cacophony of stupid bullshit. She was no hero to anyone who has an idea of what loyalty is. She was a patsy, a knowing patsy, of a system that wanted her out of the way as a sacrifice. She let herself die instead of taking said people out when she was perfectly capable of it.

Also, she never told her protege the truth and gave him a god damned lifelong mental trauma because of her own selfishness that resulted in a FUCKTON of people dying all so she could have her moment. Nah man, she was no hero.
User avatar #83 - mgsexplain (04/03/2015) [-]
She was a hero, she was a woman who was betrayed by her nation that she followed until the end. She was in a sense a hero, however, because she followed her duties until death to prevent the world from being fucked up.

She put up a fight, yes, but in the end she knew her student would kill her, and she was alright with this because she knew it was for the good of the world.
#39 - when?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2015 on war 0
#41 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
Did you watch the cinematic after Snake used his snake on Eva?
Eva explains it in that part.
User avatar #42 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
when she steals the plans so china can build nukes? yes, it did not explain shit.
#48 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
She also talked about why the boss did what she did.
The B0ss Boss' original mission was to infiltrate Volgin's organization to steal the philosophers legacy and her cover to make that mission possible was for her to defect, in the mean time Snake was sent to "save" Sokolov while this WAS a real mission it's main purpose was to further distract Volgin's attention from the possibility of The Boss's introduction from being suspicious
Another way to seal The Boss's intro was for her to bring a gift that being the Davy Crockett (heh Crockett/rocket) which The Boss's higher ups thought Volgin would simply use for non-lethal testing purposes, obviously they were wrong.
Now the Russian president calls the American president and demands an explanation, the American president gives the usual "we're not involved one of ours fled to you and yours it's her fault" then the Russian president says he wants proof so the American president suggests removing The Boss and the Russian president agrees.
Cue the operation "Snake eater" it's objectives being kill The Boss and retrieve the philosophers legacy, with Snake only being informed of the first one.

I should have probably explained that all of this was explained throughout multiple cinematics my bad
#44 - anon (04/03/2015) [-]
The game was a cacophony of stupid bullshit. She was no hero to anyone who has an idea of what loyalty is. She was a patsy, a knowing patsy, of a system that wanted her out of the way as a sacrifice. She let herself die instead of taking said people out when she was perfectly capable of it.

Also, she never told her protege the truth and gave him a god damned lifelong mental trauma because of her own selfishness that resulted in a FUCKTON of people dying all so she could have her moment. Nah man, she was no hero.
User avatar #83 - mgsexplain (04/03/2015) [-]
She was a hero, she was a woman who was betrayed by her nation that she followed until the end. She was in a sense a hero, however, because she followed her duties until death to prevent the world from being fucked up.

She put up a fight, yes, but in the end she knew her student would kill her, and she was alright with this because she knew it was for the good of the world.
#6 - looks like krillin's destructo disc. 04/03/2015 on Super sailor 0
#35 - i've played the game to the end.  [+] (38 new replies) 04/03/2015 on war 0
#46 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Very well. The Boss was given the task of infiltrating Volgin's group and recover the philosopher's legacy. One of the ways she was to get on Volgin's good side was to offer him the Davy Crockett Missile, however no one knew that he would use it to nuke Russian soil and cause an international shit storm. Eventually she was blacklisted by her own government and marked for death as a way to make amends between the US and Russia. She was to be dispatched by her protege aka Naked Snake. She was well aware of her role and did everything she could to make Snake as skilled as possible in order to complete his goal and save the country she loved and sacrificed so much for, which was also the same country that wanted her dead. She used her Cobra Unit as tests since they were all people who were considered the best of the best and people she cared for. Eventually she succeeded in training Snake into the greatest soldier ever and awarded him with a fight to the death, even though she knew what was at stake she did not relent and fought her hardest to make sure he completed his objective. She also played a role in assisting Snake indirectly. She knew what would happen to her yet she didn't back down from her objective.
User avatar #52 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
been years since i played. the cinematics explained little beyond the mission to me.
User avatar #93 - sladee (04/04/2015) [-]
#50 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
Well type faster than me why don't you!
#55 - youxbarstard has deleted their comment.
User avatar #54 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Huh?
#56 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
I also tried to explain why The b0ss Boss did what she did further down this chain.
User avatar #57 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Yeah I saw it. You tried giving a play by play I went with the generalization of her mission and duties
#58 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
Eh I just like how the mgs story is deep enough that it can be explained in so many ways. though ffs I really hope there so many cut scenes in TPP as there was in GOTP and I hope with Kojima gone that Konami don't fuck it up.
User avatar #60 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
The thing is that this is just a bit of the Boss's story her story is much deeper and complex than this I liked the cutscenes I'd have a snack ready for them since it felt like a movie. Well Kojima was there for the whole process, but he's not the frontrunner anymore though
#61 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
As cheesy as it may sound I wish Konami would have done a spin off game for The b0ss Boss in her ww2 days, I get the feeling that that shit would have sooo cash.
User avatar #63 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Well Kojima said he wanted to do a game about the Boss and her cobra unit
#64 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
Why must you tease my Boss boner like this?
User avatar #66 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
I shit you not. I was excited about that as well but now that Kojima is gone I don't know what will happen with that plan
#67 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
If the Konami top guys flake on that I will find them and take their ear lobes as trophies this game NEEDS to happen, it's too not awesome not to happen.
User avatar #70 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Well the thing is if they're just gonna butcher it then I think it'd be better if it never gets made
#71 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
I think I prefer the fantasy over the reality right now.
User avatar #75 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Me too buddy, me too
User avatar #47 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
and nobody knwe volgin would cause a shitstorm? what were they thinking. why not give davy crocket to the kremlin if they wanted to be dumb?
#49 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Well the thing was, he used it like 5 minutes after he got it. It was a gesture to help her get into his ranks, eventually she was going to take it back and dispose of Volgin as soon as she had the Philosopher's Legacy. Since Volgin didn't use it as a "Look what I have give into my demands I'll use it" type of thing her objective changed and her mission was extended.
User avatar #51 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
damn, so he used shagohod to get the crockett from the usa than used crockett on russia? i get it.
User avatar #59 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
No The Boss was given the mission to act as a defector and take the Davey Crockett missiles as a trading point into to get into Volgins ranks.
User avatar #62 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
tea, but he held the public hostage for the device, I am assuming we wanted to do a certain amount of damage, but not too much, in witch case they could have exonerated boss but whatever.
User avatar #65 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
No they wanted the Boss dead. She was too charismatic and they feared that. So when all this happened they took the opportunity and offered her as a sacrifice to keep the peace
User avatar #68 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
she proll wouldhave been a better leader then say....bush, of mitt romney? (who were deliberate attempts to sabatoge america.)
User avatar #69 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Well the Philosophers didn't want that since she would have been able to crush their plans
User avatar #72 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
hm. if this was a true story it would have proved many things i already think.
User avatar #76 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Haha like what?
User avatar #77 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
that clearly the people that consider mitt a candidate for leader of the free world are not looking out for people's interests.
User avatar #78 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Ah, Politics is all bullshit man
User avatar #79 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
c'est la vie, until people wake up.
#37 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
She sacrificed herself to prevent nuclear war you foolish nipple.
User avatar #39 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
when?
#41 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
Did you watch the cinematic after Snake used his snake on Eva?
Eva explains it in that part.
User avatar #42 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
when she steals the plans so china can build nukes? yes, it did not explain shit.
#48 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
She also talked about why the boss did what she did.
The B0ss Boss' original mission was to infiltrate Volgin's organization to steal the philosophers legacy and her cover to make that mission possible was for her to defect, in the mean time Snake was sent to "save" Sokolov while this WAS a real mission it's main purpose was to further distract Volgin's attention from the possibility of The Boss's introduction from being suspicious
Another way to seal The Boss's intro was for her to bring a gift that being the Davy Crockett (heh Crockett/rocket) which The Boss's higher ups thought Volgin would simply use for non-lethal testing purposes, obviously they were wrong.
Now the Russian president calls the American president and demands an explanation, the American president gives the usual "we're not involved one of ours fled to you and yours it's her fault" then the Russian president says he wants proof so the American president suggests removing The Boss and the Russian president agrees.
Cue the operation "Snake eater" it's objectives being kill The Boss and retrieve the philosophers legacy, with Snake only being informed of the first one.

I should have probably explained that all of this was explained throughout multiple cinematics my bad
#44 - anon (04/03/2015) [-]
The game was a cacophony of stupid bullshit. She was no hero to anyone who has an idea of what loyalty is. She was a patsy, a knowing patsy, of a system that wanted her out of the way as a sacrifice. She let herself die instead of taking said people out when she was perfectly capable of it.

Also, she never told her protege the truth and gave him a god damned lifelong mental trauma because of her own selfishness that resulted in a FUCKTON of people dying all so she could have her moment. Nah man, she was no hero.
User avatar #83 - mgsexplain (04/03/2015) [-]
She was a hero, she was a woman who was betrayed by her nation that she followed until the end. She was in a sense a hero, however, because she followed her duties until death to prevent the world from being fucked up.

She put up a fight, yes, but in the end she knew her student would kill her, and she was alright with this because she knew it was for the good of the world.
#33 - wtf? WAT DID SHE DO THAT WAS SO HEROIC? from wat i recall she …  [+] (40 new replies) 04/03/2015 on war -2
User avatar #34 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
I could explain it but there's so many spoilers, I could continue if you want?
User avatar #35 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
i've played the game to the end.
#46 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Very well. The Boss was given the task of infiltrating Volgin's group and recover the philosopher's legacy. One of the ways she was to get on Volgin's good side was to offer him the Davy Crockett Missile, however no one knew that he would use it to nuke Russian soil and cause an international shit storm. Eventually she was blacklisted by her own government and marked for death as a way to make amends between the US and Russia. She was to be dispatched by her protege aka Naked Snake. She was well aware of her role and did everything she could to make Snake as skilled as possible in order to complete his goal and save the country she loved and sacrificed so much for, which was also the same country that wanted her dead. She used her Cobra Unit as tests since they were all people who were considered the best of the best and people she cared for. Eventually she succeeded in training Snake into the greatest soldier ever and awarded him with a fight to the death, even though she knew what was at stake she did not relent and fought her hardest to make sure he completed his objective. She also played a role in assisting Snake indirectly. She knew what would happen to her yet she didn't back down from her objective.
User avatar #52 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
been years since i played. the cinematics explained little beyond the mission to me.
User avatar #93 - sladee (04/04/2015) [-]
#50 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
Well type faster than me why don't you!
#55 - youxbarstard has deleted their comment.
User avatar #54 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Huh?
#56 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
I also tried to explain why The b0ss Boss did what she did further down this chain.
User avatar #57 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Yeah I saw it. You tried giving a play by play I went with the generalization of her mission and duties
#58 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
Eh I just like how the mgs story is deep enough that it can be explained in so many ways. though ffs I really hope there so many cut scenes in TPP as there was in GOTP and I hope with Kojima gone that Konami don't fuck it up.
User avatar #60 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
The thing is that this is just a bit of the Boss's story her story is much deeper and complex than this I liked the cutscenes I'd have a snack ready for them since it felt like a movie. Well Kojima was there for the whole process, but he's not the frontrunner anymore though
#61 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
As cheesy as it may sound I wish Konami would have done a spin off game for The b0ss Boss in her ww2 days, I get the feeling that that shit would have sooo cash.
User avatar #63 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Well Kojima said he wanted to do a game about the Boss and her cobra unit
#64 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
Why must you tease my Boss boner like this?
User avatar #66 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
I shit you not. I was excited about that as well but now that Kojima is gone I don't know what will happen with that plan
#67 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
If the Konami top guys flake on that I will find them and take their ear lobes as trophies this game NEEDS to happen, it's too not awesome not to happen.
User avatar #70 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Well the thing is if they're just gonna butcher it then I think it'd be better if it never gets made
#71 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
I think I prefer the fantasy over the reality right now.
User avatar #75 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Me too buddy, me too
User avatar #47 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
and nobody knwe volgin would cause a shitstorm? what were they thinking. why not give davy crocket to the kremlin if they wanted to be dumb?
#49 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Well the thing was, he used it like 5 minutes after he got it. It was a gesture to help her get into his ranks, eventually she was going to take it back and dispose of Volgin as soon as she had the Philosopher's Legacy. Since Volgin didn't use it as a "Look what I have give into my demands I'll use it" type of thing her objective changed and her mission was extended.
User avatar #51 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
damn, so he used shagohod to get the crockett from the usa than used crockett on russia? i get it.
User avatar #59 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
No The Boss was given the mission to act as a defector and take the Davey Crockett missiles as a trading point into to get into Volgins ranks.
User avatar #62 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
tea, but he held the public hostage for the device, I am assuming we wanted to do a certain amount of damage, but not too much, in witch case they could have exonerated boss but whatever.
User avatar #65 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
No they wanted the Boss dead. She was too charismatic and they feared that. So when all this happened they took the opportunity and offered her as a sacrifice to keep the peace
User avatar #68 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
she proll wouldhave been a better leader then say....bush, of mitt romney? (who were deliberate attempts to sabatoge america.)
User avatar #69 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Well the Philosophers didn't want that since she would have been able to crush their plans
User avatar #72 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
hm. if this was a true story it would have proved many things i already think.
User avatar #76 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Haha like what?
User avatar #77 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
that clearly the people that consider mitt a candidate for leader of the free world are not looking out for people's interests.
User avatar #78 - thathorse (04/03/2015) [-]
Ah, Politics is all bullshit man
User avatar #79 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
c'est la vie, until people wake up.
#37 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
She sacrificed herself to prevent nuclear war you foolish nipple.
User avatar #39 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
when?
#41 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
Did you watch the cinematic after Snake used his snake on Eva?
Eva explains it in that part.
User avatar #42 - holdup (04/03/2015) [-]
when she steals the plans so china can build nukes? yes, it did not explain shit.
#48 - youxbarstard (04/03/2015) [-]
She also talked about why the boss did what she did.
The B0ss Boss' original mission was to infiltrate Volgin's organization to steal the philosophers legacy and her cover to make that mission possible was for her to defect, in the mean time Snake was sent to "save" Sokolov while this WAS a real mission it's main purpose was to further distract Volgin's attention from the possibility of The Boss's introduction from being suspicious
Another way to seal The Boss's intro was for her to bring a gift that being the Davy Crockett (heh Crockett/rocket) which The Boss's higher ups thought Volgin would simply use for non-lethal testing purposes, obviously they were wrong.
Now the Russian president calls the American president and demands an explanation, the American president gives the usual "we're not involved one of ours fled to you and yours it's her fault" then the Russian president says he wants proof so the American president suggests removing The Boss and the Russian president agrees.
Cue the operation "Snake eater" it's objectives being kill The Boss and retrieve the philosophers legacy, with Snake only being informed of the first one.

I should have probably explained that all of this was explained throughout multiple cinematics my bad
#44 - anon (04/03/2015) [-]
The game was a cacophony of stupid bullshit. She was no hero to anyone who has an idea of what loyalty is. She was a patsy, a knowing patsy, of a system that wanted her out of the way as a sacrifice. She let herself die instead of taking said people out when she was perfectly capable of it.

Also, she never told her protege the truth and gave him a god damned lifelong mental trauma because of her own selfishness that resulted in a FUCKTON of people dying all so she could have her moment. Nah man, she was no hero.
User avatar #83 - mgsexplain (04/03/2015) [-]
She was a hero, she was a woman who was betrayed by her nation that she followed until the end. She was in a sense a hero, however, because she followed her duties until death to prevent the world from being fucked up.

She put up a fight, yes, but in the end she knew her student would kill her, and she was alright with this because she knew it was for the good of the world.
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User avatar #281 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Porn Stars.**
what made holdup crazy
User avatar #282 to #281 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #283 to #282 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
too much porn made you fap yourself crazy
User avatar #284 to #283 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i guess.
User avatar #285 to #284 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
so whats new bruh
User avatar #286 to #285 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
thinking about moving to California.
User avatar #287 to #286 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
where you live now?
User avatar #288 to #287 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
canada.
User avatar #289 to #288 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
from maple syrup and cheap meds to guns and illegal drugs
and either way....tons of weed

User avatar #290 to #289 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, smoke alot not many places i can go.
User avatar #291 to #290 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
and youre gonna melt like a popsicle in south cali summers
User avatar #292 to #291 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i will be damn sure to find air conditioning.
User avatar #293 to #292 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to go outside sometime
not everyone can be joshlol
User avatar #294 to #293 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, I go hiking in the cold sometimes.
User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
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