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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:7/29/2015
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Content Ranking:#11222
Comment Ranking:#3598
Highest Content Rank:#1897
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
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Content Views:94485
Times Content Favorited:46 times
Total Comments Made:5096
FJ Points:2966
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latest user's comments

#24 - that is irrefutably horrible, but not a bad idea. 05/25/2015 on Abortion -3
#27 - muh kidney stabbin' knife. 05/23/2015 on Name my knife FJ 0
#31 - yo, Ronald is a stone-cold murderer, you better not piss him o… 05/21/2015 on Fuck titles 0
#11 - of course god will forgive, only god forgives. 05/17/2015 on Sesame Street Adventures 8 +1
#10 - there would have to be 4 of them to sue you, 99.99% of a perso…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on Anon has an emergency 0
User avatar #11 - Greevon (05/16/2015) [-]
Actually, I think it does, because a man with his tonsils removed can sue. But any farther than that (say, an arm or leg) and they need either another cripple, a person, or a large dog to join with them on the case.
#66 - this is stupid, it's a fact hiler did nothing wrong. 05/15/2015 on Hitler 0
#251 - or, we could genetically engineer a breed of pork-spraying dragons. 05/07/2015 on Pigs are flying 0
#75 - Picture 05/07/2015 on All aboard 0
#42 - benedilis cumbereech? would that be his elf name? 05/07/2015 on Bilbo and Smaug 0
#236 - kebab are willingly fighting us, kebab are willingly taking in pork. 05/07/2015 on Pigs are flying 0
#234 - that may be true, but the pork thing really scares them.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Pigs are flying 0
#250 - someoneforamoment (05/07/2015) [-]
I wonder...

What would happen if we ground up the leftover bits of pork and stuck it in a crop duster?
User avatar #251 - holdup (05/07/2015) [-]
or, we could genetically engineer a breed of pork-spraying dragons.
#3 - Picture 05/02/2015 on Monster coffee +6
#1 - this ****** looks like a turtle.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on "My philosophy for a happy... -3
User avatar #2 - habedi (05/02/2015) [-]
At least he has more life you than you have. or any of us
User avatar #4 - kiaserzerg (05/02/2015) [-]
Id rather be sitting here, waiting for the next hour to go to a hit end job, and surfing these shit hole site, than look like that.

because i might actually have a chance of getting laid without paying money for sex.
#4 - tits mcgee. 05/02/2015 on You Go Red! 0
#1 - WE ARE VICTORIOUS IN THIS CONTEST OF MORTAL COMBAT. FLAWLE… 04/30/2015 on Internet War +1
#1 - damn do ******* love to chimp out. 04/28/2015 on THIS JUST IN FROM BALTIMORE... 0
#7 - i think your anime character accompanied racism is cute.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Baltimore Riots 0
#8 - yunnie (04/28/2015) [-]
fuck is it opposite day today because i am expecting all the rage i can get today
#4 - balance has been restored to the force. 04/27/2015 on We have won 0
#7 - FLAWLESS VICTORY! 04/27/2015 on Paid mods removed from... +1
#115 - typical ****** behavior.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on must been black humor 0
User avatar #118 - alphahelix (04/25/2015) [-]
i mean, i guess. If tnb includes looting and rioting, then yeah...i'd definitely suggest avoiding that lol.
#112 - so, what you are saying is if there's tnb about, get the *…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2015 on must been black humor 0
User avatar #114 - alphahelix (04/25/2015) [-]
tnb?
User avatar #115 - holdup (04/25/2015) [-]
typical nigger behavior.
User avatar #118 - alphahelix (04/25/2015) [-]
i mean, i guess. If tnb includes looting and rioting, then yeah...i'd definitely suggest avoiding that lol.
#9 - so, whats gonna happen now? are we going to do anything about …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on Anon's Ex GF 0
User avatar #11 - kristovsky (04/25/2015) [-]
All we can really do is call Gaben out on his shit and hope for the best if we complain enough.
#3 - comrade, I think we're going to die.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on Anon's Ex GF +1
#6 - fazbear (04/25/2015) [-]
It was an honor to serve with you.
#10 - TH-TH-TH-thunder. 04/25/2015 on Hole drilled by burglars.... 0
#1 - that's it, pepe is dead now.  [+] (14 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Anon's Ex GF +30
#22 - thelegendofcj (04/25/2015) [-]
Everything we have ever known....must now burn
User avatar #20 - dustboy (04/25/2015) [-]
Pepe was dead like a month ago, especially when /r/pepethefrog appeared.. nothing new here.
User avatar #15 - whataphreek (04/25/2015) [-]
based fefe
User avatar #8 - kristovsky (04/25/2015) [-]
My collection of rare pepes.....my life's work.....ruined.
#2 - fazbear (04/25/2015) [-]
That means there's only Fefe now...
God help us all.
#53 - hosl (04/26/2015) [-]
No?
#33 - anon (04/26/2015) [-]
you called?
#5 - ozkavosh (04/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #4 - willindor (04/25/2015) [-]
But Gaben has betrayed us, it is a bad omen when our favorite frog dies and our lord and saviour shits on us.
#7 - kristovsky (04/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #9 - holdup (04/25/2015) [-]
so, whats gonna happen now? are we going to do anything about the traitor-king and false god?
User avatar #11 - kristovsky (04/25/2015) [-]
All we can really do is call Gaben out on his shit and hope for the best if we complain enough.
#3 - holdup (04/25/2015) [-]
comrade, I think we're going to die.
#6 - fazbear (04/25/2015) [-]
It was an honor to serve with you.

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User avatar #281 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Porn Stars.**
what made holdup crazy
User avatar #282 to #281 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #283 to #282 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
too much porn made you fap yourself crazy
User avatar #284 to #283 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i guess.
User avatar #285 to #284 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
so whats new bruh
User avatar #286 to #285 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
thinking about moving to California.
User avatar #287 to #286 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
where you live now?
User avatar #288 to #287 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
canada.
User avatar #289 to #288 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
from maple syrup and cheap meds to guns and illegal drugs
and either way....tons of weed

User avatar #290 to #289 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, smoke alot not many places i can go.
User avatar #291 to #290 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
and youre gonna melt like a popsicle in south cali summers
User avatar #292 to #291 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i will be damn sure to find air conditioning.
User avatar #293 to #292 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to go outside sometime
not everyone can be joshlol
User avatar #294 to #293 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, I go hiking in the cold sometimes.
User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
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