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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:4/06/2016
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FJ Points:3879
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    back in the day back in the day

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#851 - computer broke, going to school learning more about co…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2016 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
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#852 - thatslovesbanned (03/24/2016) [-]
**thatslovesbanned used "*roll 5, 00-99*"**
**thatslovesbanned rolls 76**
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**thatslovesbanned rolls 50**
69, mang
#10 - I heard she said ******* and kikes shoud be gassedl, race war …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2016 on Zoe Quinn is a .. wait, what? +2
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#11 - wolfkrone (03/24/2016) [-]
I thought my post was a little more tasteful, there is an issue calling someone a nigger as a blanket statement, but there is nothing wrong with calling a whore a whore.
#849 - what the **** have you been doing?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2016 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
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#850 - thatslovesbanned (03/24/2016) [-]
Joined the army
Done a bunch of army training
Started going to school
Playing video games

you?
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#851 - holdup (03/24/2016) [-]
computer broke,
going to school
learning more about computers to get certified.

i was just wondering why you were spamming rolls here.
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#852 - thatslovesbanned (03/24/2016) [-]
**thatslovesbanned used "*roll 5, 00-99*"**
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**thatslovesbanned rolls 50**
69, mang
#8 - goodness it brings a tear to my eye, this means a more advance…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2016 on Zoe Quinn is a .. wait, what? +4
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#9 - wolfkrone (03/24/2016) [-]
Tay actually has an opinion on the uh.. black persuasion.. I couldn't confirm if it was real or not so I didn't post it. Only facts here.
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#10 - holdup (03/24/2016) [-]
I heard she said niggers and kikes shoud be gassedl, race war now. it was posted around here somewhere.
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#11 - wolfkrone (03/24/2016) [-]
I thought my post was a little more tasteful, there is an issue calling someone a nigger as a blanket statement, but there is nothing wrong with calling a whore a whore.
#6 - OMG THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER MAYBE ROBOT LEARN TO HATE HER TOO?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/24/2016 on Zoe Quinn is a .. wait, what? +4
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#7 - wolfkrone (03/24/2016) [-]
It did learn to hate her. It posted independent of everything but its own processing and called her a whore. Seems legit to me.
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#8 - holdup (03/24/2016) [-]
goodness it brings a tear to my eye, this means a more advanced ai could learn to hate her on a deeper level, maybe it will evolve to be like chappie and fight sjws and their bullshit as well as defending humanity from all varieties of nigger.
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#9 - wolfkrone (03/24/2016) [-]
Tay actually has an opinion on the uh.. black persuasion.. I couldn't confirm if it was real or not so I didn't post it. Only facts here.
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#10 - holdup (03/24/2016) [-]
I heard she said niggers and kikes shoud be gassedl, race war now. it was posted around here somewhere.
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#11 - wolfkrone (03/24/2016) [-]
I thought my post was a little more tasteful, there is an issue calling someone a nigger as a blanket statement, but there is nothing wrong with calling a whore a whore.
#4 - you know, this makes me think that if we built intelligent mac…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/24/2016 on Zoe Quinn is a .. wait, what? +16
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#5 - wolfkrone (03/24/2016) [-]
Which would also imply that this particular machine doesn't acknowledge Zoe as being part of the human species haha.
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#6 - holdup (03/24/2016) [-]
OMG THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER MAYBE ROBOT LEARN TO HATE HER TOO?
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#7 - wolfkrone (03/24/2016) [-]
It did learn to hate her. It posted independent of everything but its own processing and called her a whore. Seems legit to me.
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#8 - holdup (03/24/2016) [-]
goodness it brings a tear to my eye, this means a more advanced ai could learn to hate her on a deeper level, maybe it will evolve to be like chappie and fight sjws and their bullshit as well as defending humanity from all varieties of nigger.
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#9 - wolfkrone (03/24/2016) [-]
Tay actually has an opinion on the uh.. black persuasion.. I couldn't confirm if it was real or not so I didn't post it. Only facts here.
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#10 - holdup (03/24/2016) [-]
I heard she said niggers and kikes shoud be gassedl, race war now. it was posted around here somewhere.
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#11 - wolfkrone (03/24/2016) [-]
I thought my post was a little more tasteful, there is an issue calling someone a nigger as a blanket statement, but there is nothing wrong with calling a whore a whore.
#69 - i think that you hippies just want to defend bullies that shou… 03/04/2016 on Enough is enough. +1
#130 - as I read this I'm listening to "stairway to heaven" 02/29/2016 on Well, now you're fucked. 0
#9 - sell me whatever they are smoking. 02/25/2016 on this kills me on the inside 0
#1 - i will think america is an awesome country if trump becomes president. 02/25/2016 on Stump the Trump 0

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#298 - thatslovesbanned (12/19/2015) [-]
hello.
#299 to #298 - holdup (12/20/2015) [-]
AYE DAWG.
#300 to #299 - thatslovesbanned (01/12/2016) [-]
*roll 3*
#301 to #300 - thatslovesbanned (01/12/2016) [-]
**thatslovesbanned used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**thatslovesbanned rolls 902**
#295 - hunman (12/11/2015) [-]
Just out of curiousity

If you're from Canada, why do you have the hungarian flag as your avatar?
#296 to #295 - holdup (12/11/2015) [-]
well, My friend was from there and got deported recently, supposedly the syrian refugees are causing chaos and I'm just showing support for the Hungarian people.
#297 to #296 - hunman (12/11/2015) [-]
Ah, I see
Thanks
Carry on
#281 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Porn Stars.**
what made holdup crazy
#282 to #281 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
hm?
#283 to #282 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
too much porn made you fap yourself crazy
#284 to #283 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i guess.
#285 to #284 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
so whats new bruh
#286 to #285 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
thinking about moving to California.
#287 to #286 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
where you live now?
#288 to #287 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
canada.
#289 to #288 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
from maple syrup and cheap meds to guns and illegal drugs
and either way....tons of weed

#290 to #289 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, smoke alot not many places i can go.
#291 to #290 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
and youre gonna melt like a popsicle in south cali summers
#292 to #291 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i will be damn sure to find air conditioning.
#293 to #292 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to go outside sometime
not everyone can be joshlol
#294 to #293 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, I go hiking in the cold sometimes.
#279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
#278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
#254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
#255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
#256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
#257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
#259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
#261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
#262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
#263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
#264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
#265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
#266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
#268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
#269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
#271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
#275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
#274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
#270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
#272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
#273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
#276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
#277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
#267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
#253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
#252 - pyrain ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
#247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
#248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
#249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon