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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
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#2 - i live in london lmao  [+] (4 replies) 06/29/2016 on Myolui Odumimevad Onyi 0
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#4 - ishallsmiteyou (06/29/2016) [-]
This place fuckin' sucks, don't it?
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#3 - mentlgen (06/29/2016) [-]
Londanistan*
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#5 - ishallsmiteyou (06/29/2016) [-]
You're not far off. My high school has a solid 300 of the fuckers out of a total 2000. Sexual assaults in the halls aren't all that uncommon.
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#6 - mentlgen (06/29/2016) [-]
We've got like...3

AUSTRALIA; DETENTION CAMPS WORK. #STOPTHEBOATS
#16 - Man that thing he hit them with is called a "bun hook.&qu…  [+] (2 replies) 05/03/2016 on Another Male Victory! +13
#50 - justzander (05/03/2016) [-]
Google does not want to help me out. What is a bun hook?
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#63 - holds (05/03/2016) [-]
It's a long stick that looks like a capital J. Its used to hook onto the buns when there in the stacks.
#121 - There's a safety button that you have to hit to let the sperm …  [+] (1 reply) 01/15/2016 on sperm switch +4
#178 - coldclaws (01/17/2016) [-]
Fucking lel, I'm imagining that happening like in that episode of spongebob where MR krabs goes complete jew mode and takes everything back that he gave his customers, including the free movie, by pressing the rewind button on the TV and it sucked the memories of the movie out of the guy's head.
You'd be sucking the kids right out of her cunt, man
#102 - If you still are wondering. it will go on your balls. If i rem…  [+] (3 replies) 01/15/2016 on sperm switch +6
#119 - anon (01/15/2016) [-]
But wouldn't there be a risk? Like doing your girl doggy style, making your sack swing around and potentially flicking the switch?
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#121 - holds (01/15/2016) [-]
There's a safety button that you have to hit to let the sperm flow go back
#178 - coldclaws (01/17/2016) [-]
Fucking lel, I'm imagining that happening like in that episode of spongebob where MR krabs goes complete jew mode and takes everything back that he gave his customers, including the free movie, by pressing the rewind button on the TV and it sucked the memories of the movie out of the guy's head.
You'd be sucking the kids right out of her cunt, man
#5 - I work at McDonald's and funny thing is Canada is going to sta…  [+] (1 reply) 01/13/2016 on I'm lovin it! +2
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#33 - thisisspartah (01/14/2016) [-]
in new zealand its allready like this, minus the beer.
its relitively more expensive but it tastes amazing. also a bitch to make.
everyone is so supprised that they can pay at the touch screen and have it taken to your table
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