Upload
Login or register

holds

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:6/26/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2237
Comment Ranking:#15030
Highest Content Rank:#1295
Highest Comment Rank:#5007
Content Thumbs: 5076 total,  6098 ,  1022
Comment Thumbs: 741 total,  901 ,  160
Content Level Progress: 16% (16/100)
Level 148 Content: Faptastic → Level 149 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 152 Comments: Faptastic → Level 153 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:0
Content Views:220911
Times Content Favorited:737 times
Total Comments Made:254
FJ Points:5346
Favorite Tags: i (3) | Fat (2) | fuck scapes (2) | Hate (2) | niggers (2) | wallpaper (2) | You (2)

latest user's comments

#63 - It's a long stick that looks like a capital J. Its used to hoo… 05/03/2016 on Another Male Victory! +2
#16 - Man that thing he hit them with is called a "bun hook.&qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Another Male Victory! +13
#50 - justzander (05/03/2016) [-]
Google does not want to help me out. What is a bun hook?
User avatar
#63 - holds (05/03/2016) [-]
It's a long stick that looks like a capital J. Its used to hook onto the buns when there in the stacks.
#990 - Meet my gf off of tinder. looked like her profile picture its … 04/17/2016 on Your tinder date 0
#10 - dat rep tho 03/04/2016 on Me squatting your mom's weight +5
#121 - There's a safety button that you have to hit to let the sperm …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2016 on sperm switch +4
#178 - coldclaws (01/17/2016) [-]
Fucking lel, I'm imagining that happening like in that episode of spongebob where MR krabs goes complete jew mode and takes everything back that he gave his customers, including the free movie, by pressing the rewind button on the TV and it sucked the memories of the movie out of the guy's head.
You'd be sucking the kids right out of her cunt, man
#102 - If you still are wondering. it will go on your balls. If i rem…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2016 on sperm switch +6
#119 - anon (01/15/2016) [-]
But wouldn't there be a risk? Like doing your girl doggy style, making your sack swing around and potentially flicking the switch?
User avatar
#121 - holds (01/15/2016) [-]
There's a safety button that you have to hit to let the sperm flow go back
#178 - coldclaws (01/17/2016) [-]
Fucking lel, I'm imagining that happening like in that episode of spongebob where MR krabs goes complete jew mode and takes everything back that he gave his customers, including the free movie, by pressing the rewind button on the TV and it sucked the memories of the movie out of the guy's head.
You'd be sucking the kids right out of her cunt, man
#5 - I work at McDonald's and funny thing is Canada is going to sta…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2016 on I'm lovin it! +2
User avatar
#33 - thisisspartah (01/14/2016) [-]
in new zealand its allready like this, minus the beer.
its relitively more expensive but it tastes amazing. also a bitch to make.
everyone is so supprised that they can pay at the touch screen and have it taken to your table
#7 - he borrows $100 he buys the shirt for $97 He is left w…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Anon devises a scheme +18
User avatar
#31 - Tusura (12/09/2015) [-]
Why does your $ look so funky? Why doesn't the line go all the way through?


HOW DID YOU DO THIS?

Is it just a different character from a non-American keyboard? Or did you go through and use an alt code?
User avatar
#32 - Tusura (12/09/2015) [-]
Now mine changed too...

It's got a line all the way through when I'm writing the comment, but once it's posted, it changes.

ADMIN Something's fucky.

$$$
User avatar
#37 - wizlock (12/09/2015) [-]
who the fuck cares. the fonts are different when you type and when the comment is posted that's all
User avatar
#39 - Tusura (12/09/2015) [-]
I fucking care. Bugger off.
User avatar
#42 - wizlock (12/10/2015) [-]
Okay, mr. Crawling in my skin.
#216 - Comment deleted 09/09/2015 on Free Evic VT = Vapor Users 0
#1036 - Thre seems to be a party here right? 09/04/2015 on Met local funnyjunkers 0
[ 254 Total ]

user's friends