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hokeymon

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:7/29/2009
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latest user's comments

#42 - Cool found it. Gonna show this to my friend who has Coulrophobia.  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Halloween 0
#43 - borderlineparanoid (23 hours ago) [-]
#40 - Sauce?  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on Halloween 0
User avatar #41 - borderlineparanoid (23 hours ago) [-]
I think it's from a film called "clown".

about a guy that slowly turns into a murderous clown.
User avatar #42 - hokeymon (23 hours ago) [-]
Cool found it. Gonna show this to my friend who has Coulrophobia.
#43 - borderlineparanoid (23 hours ago) [-]
#83 - Same as dogs and everyone loves them unconditionally. 08/01/2015 on PETA's Pokemon Game +1
#41 - They have funny anti fast food stickers though. I had a few wh…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/01/2015 on PETA's Pokemon Game 0
User avatar #76 - kibbleking (08/01/2015) [-]
Pigs will eat their own young.
checkm8 peeto
User avatar #83 - hokeymon (08/01/2015) [-]
Same as dogs and everyone loves them unconditionally.
#53 - lordsaucy (08/01/2015) [-]
But being a vegan is terrible for the environment. Plants take in carbon dioxide, release oxygen and reduce greenhouse gasses. Animals take in oxygen, release carbon dioxide and increase greenhouse gasses. And they want us to eat EXCLUSIVELY plants!? That's fucked up.
#52 - sirfurnace (08/01/2015) [-]
When Peta be like "Meat's not green"
#19 - The photo would be made from a stone tablet and he has a basem…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Skyrim +3
User avatar #20 - sirosd (08/01/2015) [-]
He made a deal with the silver-blood. When the prisoners at Cidhna Mine aren't mining silver, they engrave these tablets. In return, the Silver-blood get free dwemer shit like struts and stuff like that
#22 - wraithguard (08/01/2015) [-]
All of this needs to be made into a comic.
User avatar #23 - sirosd (08/01/2015) [-]
Yes. Yes it does. Anyone know any oc that could make it so?
#37 - jesusisagoose (08/01/2015) [-]
i'm totally for this
#16 - That could work too. I like that. better.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Skyrim +5
User avatar #18 - sirosd (08/01/2015) [-]
no one knows what the dwemer looked like, but I can sell you mistery photos which may or may not depict them
But grunkle calcelmo, these are only falmer ears with oil from the animunculi, they don't depict anything
SHUT UP. Don't make me bring my spider control rod again
sorry grunkle calcelmo, please don't call mister spider
User avatar #19 - hokeymon (08/01/2015) [-]
The photo would be made from a stone tablet and he has a basement full of slaves engraving them.
User avatar #20 - sirosd (08/01/2015) [-]
He made a deal with the silver-blood. When the prisoners at Cidhna Mine aren't mining silver, they engrave these tablets. In return, the Silver-blood get free dwemer shit like struts and stuff like that
#22 - wraithguard (08/01/2015) [-]
All of this needs to be made into a comic.
User avatar #23 - sirosd (08/01/2015) [-]
Yes. Yes it does. Anyone know any oc that could make it so?
#37 - jesusisagoose (08/01/2015) [-]
i'm totally for this
#14 - I think more like Grunkle Stan selling skooma just outside of …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Skyrim +11
User avatar #15 - sirosd (08/01/2015) [-]
Or maybe in Markarth, like Calcelmo with his museum
User avatar #16 - hokeymon (08/01/2015) [-]
That could work too. I like that. better.
User avatar #18 - sirosd (08/01/2015) [-]
no one knows what the dwemer looked like, but I can sell you mistery photos which may or may not depict them
But grunkle calcelmo, these are only falmer ears with oil from the animunculi, they don't depict anything
SHUT UP. Don't make me bring my spider control rod again
sorry grunkle calcelmo, please don't call mister spider
User avatar #19 - hokeymon (08/01/2015) [-]
The photo would be made from a stone tablet and he has a basement full of slaves engraving them.
User avatar #20 - sirosd (08/01/2015) [-]
He made a deal with the silver-blood. When the prisoners at Cidhna Mine aren't mining silver, they engrave these tablets. In return, the Silver-blood get free dwemer shit like struts and stuff like that
#22 - wraithguard (08/01/2015) [-]
All of this needs to be made into a comic.
User avatar #23 - sirosd (08/01/2015) [-]
Yes. Yes it does. Anyone know any oc that could make it so?
#37 - jesusisagoose (08/01/2015) [-]
i'm totally for this
#19 - Every song I listen doesn't have vocals.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2015 on Nic Cage +6
User avatar #27 - samxdaxman (07/31/2015) [-]
Now you get Nicholas Cage making all the noises the instruments made by himself.
User avatar #21 - roddor (07/31/2015) [-]
But now it's with blaring downtuned guitars and overly distorted bass
#29 - Mac burd is also good. 07/31/2015 on "Let's Speak English" by... 0
#24 - Maybe if you fry it up first. 07/31/2015 on Ranch 0

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User avatar #39 - murrlogic (02/04/2015) [-]
Hello
#40 to #39 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
Hey there stranger.
#41 to #40 - murrlogic (02/05/2015) [-]
And a gracious good evening to you too
User avatar #42 to #41 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
It's early afternoon here and I just woke up. Where you from anyway?
#43 to #42 - murrlogic (02/05/2015) [-]
Santa Rosa California
User avatar #44 to #43 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh cool. I'm from the Philippines. Any games you'd like to share? My friends and I are really into league and DN right now.
User avatar #45 to #44 - murrlogic (02/05/2015) [-]
If you're playing League right now I will not associate with you unless you main Jinx exclusively

also known as best character
User avatar #46 to #45 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
I got Jinx and her skin on the release but sorry I only main jungle because I suck at cs.
#48 to #47 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
He's good both top and jungle though the stupid meta made me shift into playing vi or elise. Still a nice pick if the comp calls for squishy teammates but only on higher tiers. But if you really want to piss people off in lower tiers nunu's the funniest thing that could happen.
User avatar #49 to #48 - murrlogic (02/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I bet you main Teemo don't you?
#50 to #49 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
Lol, I like barbecuing him if I have the chance.
User avatar #38 - gugek (12/07/2014) [-]
Hey, i know it's late but i hope you have a fantastic morning and a great day tomorrow yo! :-]
#37 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - niconicodouga (03/28/2014) [-]
Hello Betty.
User avatar #31 - zameckis (02/20/2014) [-]
*roll picture(
#32 to #31 - hokeymon (02/20/2014) [-]
**hokeymon rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at blood on your hands **
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (02/20/2014) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #34 to #33 - zameckis (02/20/2014) [-]
meh, this is sucks
User avatar #35 to #34 - hokeymon (02/20/2014) [-]
*roll cheese*
User avatar #28 - twi (09/08/2013) [-]
gg no re
User avatar #29 to #28 - hokeymon (09/08/2013) [-]
Uhhh, yeah? Hello there stranger.
User avatar #30 to #29 - twi (09/08/2013) [-]
hhihiihihihi
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User avatar #21 - LegititmateKyle (10/28/2012) [-]
you have to know. where is it from? I have to know if she found the video games!
User avatar #22 to #21 - hokeymon (10/28/2012) [-]
It's from a hentai manga series called "Yotsunoha legs". They only changed the text so it would seem more funny. I'ts all about beastality.
User avatar #23 to #22 - LegititmateKyle (10/28/2012) [-]
Oh. did she find the video games then?
User avatar #25 to #24 - LegititmateKyle (10/29/2012) [-]
looked it up. gave me a raging boner.
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#13 - zameckis (10/06/2012) [-]
my, it's someone that joining vocaloid channel

um.,.,.,
what do you think about miku plus comics?
#14 to #13 - hokeymon (10/06/2012) [-]
I'm ok with the comics but I stay for the music.
User avatar #15 to #14 - zameckis (10/06/2012) [-]
ah i see,
hm.,., music eh
do tell, what's your fav ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - hokeymon (10/06/2012) [-]
For Mikus maybe tell your world, fireworks, lifesize, koochi muite baby and a lot of Wowakas. On Gumis part there maybe Traveller and Endless
User avatar #17 to #16 - zameckis (10/06/2012) [-]
ah i like lifesize too
mine is
miku - gallows bell, from y to y, aikotoba
luka - 7 days
miku rin - one night girl
gumi - requiem
#18 to #17 - hokeymon (10/06/2012) [-]
Arrrrgg I forgot Y to Y so many feels there. I think I'll try hearing your lists too. I haven't heard all of the songs I torrented. I got like 4 GB and they're still untouched.
User avatar #19 to #18 - zameckis (10/06/2012) [-]
tell me what you think about it later kay
it's a pleasure for me to bumping with fellow fjer that into vocaloid
User avatar #11 - chilleh (09/26/2012) [-]
Man i love you for that picture, couldn't stop laughing.
#3 - flybager (10/18/2011) [-]
miku~
#4 to #3 - hokeymon (10/18/2011) [-]
Desu desu
#5 to #4 - flybager (10/19/2011) [-]
you liek miku too?
#6 to #5 - hokeymon (10/19/2011) [-]
What's not to like about an idol who doesn't have drama in their lives.
#7 to #6 - hokeymon (10/19/2011) [-]
Still, Gumi is my favorite in terms of personality.
#1 - bobJML (10/18/2011) [-]
What's up?
#2 to #1 - hokeymon (10/18/2011) [-]
This flying pug.
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