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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:7/29/2009
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#25 - Stripped panty masterace 05/22/2016 on The Edge +4
#70 - When you have seen and fapped to almost all the basic **** and…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on And thats how I enjoy nsfw +4
#77 - geofalke (05/22/2016) [-]
just wait till the weird sick stuff just doesn't do it any more and you can only get off to vanilla shit that actually has a cute heartwarming feeling to it.

#176 - I'm half asian mexican and half asian jew.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/22/2016 on Fuck me I'm getting married... +7
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#389 - hetzerdk (05/22/2016) [-]
Congratz on probably never getting a compatible organdonor
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#473 - rockamekishiko (05/23/2016) [-]
but he prolly has a hell of an immune system
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#474 - hetzerdk (05/23/2016) [-]
If hes lucky, he has fireproof intestine and built in gasfilters in the nose. Sadly genes are not single buildingblocks which just can be reused, they are huge constructions, whihc will blend if you create a offspring. The more different you and your partner are, the higher the probability that neither of your or your partners favorable constructions will be given to your offspring.

Fx. africans tend to be resistant against malaria, and people of european descent tend to be resistant against the plague. It would be nice to create offspirngs which are imune against both of them, right? Yeah, but the problem is that there is a very high chance that the genes will mix, making the offspring non resistant to both disases. Theres still a chance though that the offspring will be resistant to one of the diseases. But, sadly, only a low chance that the offspring will inherit both resistances.
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#475 - rockamekishiko (05/23/2016) [-]
I didn't skip biology class in highschool so i could be lectured on genes by some nigger on the internet
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#482 - hetzerdk (05/23/2016) [-]
Apparently white is the new black.
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#362 - cazabrow (05/22/2016) [-]
so can you like....half read peoples minds or what?
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#234 - scorcho (05/22/2016) [-]
what are you, the power rangers?
#9 - There's always that one clown that goes to prom with his boxxe… 05/22/2016 on How dare you assume he's male +24
#25 - The basics would be eating a wide variety of carbs, fruits, ve… 05/22/2016 on Eat veggies = rude. +1
#32 - I think it prevents the predators from going feral. Just a guess. 05/22/2016 on Bonus scenes 2 0
#19 - Maybe you've heard of night of the creeps or the thing. They'r… 05/21/2016 on /fit/izen has a salad +1
#24 - He meant try hard as in this champ are only clean up and they … 05/20/2016 on League Randoms 19/? 0
#22 - Lee is like subpar if played by a noob and he's almost usless …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2016 on League Randoms 19/? 0
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#23 - kyrozor (05/20/2016) [-]
He's still a pretty tryhard champion. People do all the random ward jumps and try to insec when they don't need to etc.
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#24 - hokeymon (05/20/2016) [-]
He meant try hard as in this champ are only clean up and they mostly just KS everyone.
#21 - Everyone is hyped about the mage changes and here I am just gr… 05/20/2016 on League Randoms 19/? +1

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#54 - elektinoir (02/24/2016) [-]
Best yordle
#51 - dndxplain (11/13/2015) [-]
do you have a larger scale picture of your profile image?
also, ignore Murrlogic. dude's a troll
#52 to #51 - hokeymon (11/13/2015) [-]
Here you go.
#53 to #52 - dndxplain (11/13/2015) [-]
****** adorable
#39 - murrlogic (02/04/2015) [-]
Hello
#40 to #39 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
Hey there stranger.
#41 to #40 - murrlogic (02/05/2015) [-]
And a gracious good evening to you too
#42 to #41 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
It's early afternoon here and I just woke up. Where you from anyway?
#43 to #42 - murrlogic (02/05/2015) [-]
Santa Rosa California
#44 to #43 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh cool. I'm from the Philippines. Any games you'd like to share? My friends and I are really into league and DN right now.
#45 to #44 - murrlogic (02/05/2015) [-]
If you're playing League right now I will not associate with you unless you main Jinx exclusively

also known as best character
#46 to #45 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
I got Jinx and her skin on the release but sorry I only main jungle because I suck at cs.
#47 to #46 - murrlogic (02/05/2015) [-]
>Maokai
#48 to #47 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
He's good both top and jungle though the stupid meta made me shift into playing vi or elise. Still a nice pick if the comp calls for squishy teammates but only on higher tiers. But if you really want to piss people off in lower tiers nunu's the funniest thing that could happen.
#49 to #48 - murrlogic (02/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I bet you main Teemo don't you?
#50 to #49 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
Lol, I like barbecuing him if I have the chance.
#38 - gugek (12/07/2014) [-]
Hey, i know it's late but i hope you have a fantastic morning and a great day tomorrow yo! :-]
#37 - evilhomer (06/23/2014) [-]
#36 - niconicodouga (03/28/2014) [-]
Hello Betty.
#31 - zameckis (02/20/2014) [-]
*roll picture(
#32 to #31 - hokeymon (02/20/2014) [-]
**hokeymon rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at blood on your hands **
#33 to #32 - zameckis (02/20/2014) [-]
*roll image*
#34 to #33 - zameckis (02/20/2014) [-]
meh, this is sucks
#35 to #34 - hokeymon (02/20/2014) [-]
*roll cheese*
#28 - twi ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
gg no re
#29 to #28 - hokeymon (09/08/2013) [-]
Uhhh, yeah? Hello there stranger.
#30 to #29 - twi ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
hhihiihihihi
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