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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/25/2011
Last Login:5/30/2016
Location:Holland
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#8 - My fav metal song. 11/08/2015 on Share an awesome metal song +1
#8 - That aint hard rain. That's hard ****. 10/31/2015 on Hard Rain +5
#19 - I know that feel bro.. My cat's black with yellow eyes too…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2015 on 9 lives +1
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#20 - naomabobian (09/17/2015) [-]
It sucks to hear that, man. But I can't be too sad about it. I got him when he was separated from his mother too soon as kinda depended on me a lot of the time; he was very nervous. But on the night he was slipping away, for a cat usually so nervous, he was the most calm I'd ever seen him. When your own cat's time comes, the best you can do is to make it so that they are the happiest they can be when they do. One last happy memory, y'know?
#17 - And I was having such a nice day.. 09/17/2015 on 9 lives +4
#72 - So that's why women are so difficult to figure out.. That … 08/30/2015 on society problems +1
#780 - **historycanon used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **historycanon rolls 06** 07/21/2015 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#1816 - ty for`whoever made this  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF +1
#1823 - mickdongler (06/20/2015) [-]
"Imagine how is touch the sky"

Am gooder at english then we?
#1814 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF 0
#1816 - historycanon (06/20/2015) [-]
ty for`whoever made this
#1823 - mickdongler (06/20/2015) [-]
"Imagine how is touch the sky"

Am gooder at english then we?
#365 - Country: the Netherlands City: The Hague No picture at… 06/17/2015 on euro fjers 0
#23 - Picture 06/17/2015 on universal truth +20
#3 - Do bald ppl use shampoo or soap?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2015 on bald chaps 0
#9 - bazda (06/15/2015) [-]
I've been shaving my head for the better part of a decade, and I can't remember the last time I used shampoo. Even when I get lazy (or more likely, sick) and don't shave for over a week, so I got a nice buzz going on, I still just use soap.
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#4 - Tusura (06/14/2015) [-]
As a bald person, I can answer this question.

Yes.
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#6 - binuclear (06/14/2015) [-]
As someone who used to be bald.

Yes-er
#860 - Ty for the giggle. Im keeping this 1  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on 2015 and no love found on FJ? +1
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#861 - giffythetoad (06/10/2015) [-]
#837 - 21 male from Holland. Games, anime and boxing pretty much …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2015 on 2015 and no love found on FJ? 0
#858 - giffythetoad (06/10/2015) [-]
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#860 - historycanon (06/10/2015) [-]
Ty for the giggle. Im keeping this 1
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#861 - giffythetoad (06/10/2015) [-]
#1289 - That really depends... If you live in the far south, I mig… 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
#1274 - I would talk more about our cities, but I fear that conversati…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
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#1290 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Sure.. How do I send PM's though? .-.
#1245 - Ah Ive seen those. Small villages with 2 houses, a school and …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
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#1260 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh, well it's not that bad. We do have a bit more then that.
But I can really cycle through it in about 10 minutes.
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#1274 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
I would talk more about our cities, but I fear that conversation would be very 1-sided.
Do you have a skype/steam you can pass me in a PM?
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#1290 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Sure.. How do I send PM's though? .-.
#1216 - I present you: the beautiful, the amazing, the absolute boring…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
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#1238 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
It does sound very familiar, I have no idea why though.

Doesn't sound like somewhere I've ever been though.
I'm sure it's not as boring as Heukelum though.
You enter Heukelum and after blinking once you've left it again. It's so small and boring.
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#1245 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
Ah Ive seen those. Small villages with 2 houses, a school and a church.
It's like a shooting star.. you sneeze once and it's over.
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#1260 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh, well it's not that bad. We do have a bit more then that.
But I can really cycle through it in about 10 minutes.
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#1274 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
I would talk more about our cities, but I fear that conversation would be very 1-sided.
Do you have a skype/steam you can pass me in a PM?
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#1290 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Sure.. How do I send PM's though? .-.
#1197 - About an hours drive (I base that purely on the fact its not f…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
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#1211 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Well, I'm still about 20 minutes from Utrecht. I always just use that place as a reference point since most people know where that is.

And what's your semi-unknown village called then?
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#1216 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
I present you: the beautiful, the amazing, the absolute boring ass-nothing to do there village: Leidschendam.
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#1238 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
It does sound very familiar, I have no idea why though.

Doesn't sound like somewhere I've ever been though.
I'm sure it's not as boring as Heukelum though.
You enter Heukelum and after blinking once you've left it again. It's so small and boring.
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#1245 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
Ah Ive seen those. Small villages with 2 houses, a school and a church.
It's like a shooting star.. you sneeze once and it's over.
User avatar
#1260 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh, well it's not that bad. We do have a bit more then that.
But I can really cycle through it in about 10 minutes.
User avatar
#1274 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
I would talk more about our cities, but I fear that conversation would be very 1-sided.
Do you have a skype/steam you can pass me in a PM?
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#1290 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Sure.. How do I send PM's though? .-.
#1158 - Try me  [+] (9 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
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#1175 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
You mean if you know the village?
It's Heukelum.
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#1197 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
About an hours drive (I base that purely on the fact its not far from utrecht. I have indeed never heard of that village.
I myself live in a small semi-unknown village near the hague.

When I say semi-unknown, I mean I dont know what to think of it.. some ppl never heard of it, others go "yeah ofcourse I know that! doesn't everybody?!"
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#1211 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Well, I'm still about 20 minutes from Utrecht. I always just use that place as a reference point since most people know where that is.

And what's your semi-unknown village called then?
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#1216 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
I present you: the beautiful, the amazing, the absolute boring ass-nothing to do there village: Leidschendam.
User avatar
#1238 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
It does sound very familiar, I have no idea why though.

Doesn't sound like somewhere I've ever been though.
I'm sure it's not as boring as Heukelum though.
You enter Heukelum and after blinking once you've left it again. It's so small and boring.
User avatar
#1245 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
Ah Ive seen those. Small villages with 2 houses, a school and a church.
It's like a shooting star.. you sneeze once and it's over.
User avatar
#1260 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh, well it's not that bad. We do have a bit more then that.
But I can really cycle through it in about 10 minutes.
User avatar
#1274 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
I would talk more about our cities, but I fear that conversation would be very 1-sided.
Do you have a skype/steam you can pass me in a PM?
User avatar
#1290 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Sure.. How do I send PM's though? .-.
#1154 - I thought i was the only 1!! (Pink and purple more than others.) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
#1141 - Sure, which part of holland?  [+] (11 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
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#1150 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Not too far away from Utrecht. In a small village nobody has ever heard of.
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#1158 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
Try me
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#1175 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
You mean if you know the village?
It's Heukelum.
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#1197 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
About an hours drive (I base that purely on the fact its not far from utrecht. I have indeed never heard of that village.
I myself live in a small semi-unknown village near the hague.

When I say semi-unknown, I mean I dont know what to think of it.. some ppl never heard of it, others go "yeah ofcourse I know that! doesn't everybody?!"
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#1211 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Well, I'm still about 20 minutes from Utrecht. I always just use that place as a reference point since most people know where that is.

And what's your semi-unknown village called then?
User avatar
#1216 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
I present you: the beautiful, the amazing, the absolute boring ass-nothing to do there village: Leidschendam.
User avatar
#1238 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
It does sound very familiar, I have no idea why though.

Doesn't sound like somewhere I've ever been though.
I'm sure it's not as boring as Heukelum though.
You enter Heukelum and after blinking once you've left it again. It's so small and boring.
User avatar
#1245 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
Ah Ive seen those. Small villages with 2 houses, a school and a church.
It's like a shooting star.. you sneeze once and it's over.
User avatar
#1260 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh, well it's not that bad. We do have a bit more then that.
But I can really cycle through it in about 10 minutes.
User avatar
#1274 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
I would talk more about our cities, but I fear that conversation would be very 1-sided.
Do you have a skype/steam you can pass me in a PM?
User avatar
#1290 - linksbrains (06/09/2015) [-]
Sure.. How do I send PM's though? .-.
#1076 - Apart from the veines, hair, and the fact that I'm not 15. … 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
#901 - Close, but no cigar. 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
#872 - 21 male from the netherlands (about an hour south from Amsterd…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
#1039 - therealbigmac (06/09/2015) [-]
You look like the kid who held his fart in.
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#1076 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
Apart from the veines, hair, and the fact that I'm not 15.
Also notice the severe lack of Female Company on my picture~
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#898 - gegodan (06/09/2015) [-]
Wild guess, its a mix of Baroque, Klezmer and Anatolian Rock!
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#901 - historycanon (06/09/2015) [-]
Close, but no cigar.
#109 - I KNOW they're there. I KNOW they're awesome. I KNOW he beat t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on (untitled) 0
#110 - justtocomment (06/02/2015) [-]
He kills Norris in Way of the Dragon - ALSO and awesome movie. I mentioned Enter the Dragon because it's a mostly English movie so not so many subtitles.
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#1 - hotpost (01/08/2014) [-]
first to comment on your profile
#2 to #1 - historycanon (01/08/2014) [-]
I congratulate you on world's most useless achievement ever.