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hillbillypowpow

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Date Signed Up:12/07/2011
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#75 - Because Alexander Hamilton is a ******* baller and they…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2015 on Woman to be on new $10 bill 0
User avatar #162 - heartlessrobot (06/19/2015) [-]
Don't talk shit on my man Action Jackson, fuckboi.
#74 - Sorry for replying to you three different times like a big dum…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/19/2015 on Woman to be on new $10 bill +3
User avatar #82 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
Different Indian.

Aboriginal Americans, chiefly North American, and in from the jurisdiction of the USA, are called "Indians", for obvious reasons...

You are unaware of this?

And no I am not "fucking with people". I am German. Everyone knows we have no sense of humor. Thus, cannot be "trolls", etc.

It's a simple fact, look it up.
#88 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
The obvious reason that they aren't from India, the place where Indians live? Native American or American Indian is what they're called.
User avatar #99 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
No. I am a Native American, as I was born there. But I am German.

The correct term for American aboriginals, apart from what I just stated is "Indian".

Is my text hard to read?
#103 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
It's not hard to read it's just wrong. You don't have to say you're german in every comment because at no point is anyone going to care. That isn't how the term native is used in this case. Nobody uses the term American Aboriginals and the term is not Indian. Indian means from India, as the name would imply. The correct term is Native American or American Indian. Is my text that hard to read?
User avatar #112 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
You are very ignorant and your ignorance seems to be causing you to be pugnacious.

Your intellectual batteries are evident when you quote wikipedia in your posts, an, essentially, online open-source forum that is devoid of credible facts.

I encourage you to learn and do research. Or troll elsewhere. You are ignorant, stupid, and racist.
#114 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
Also you used the same page as wikipedia and were still wrong
User avatar #124 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
I followed your silly link. I was correct in that reference.
#127 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
But Alexander Hamilton is clearly still on ten dollar bills and I even provided another source to back up that william marcy was on a thousand dollar bill
#113 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
How am I racist? When did I quote wikipedia?
#73 - Homie you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. A…  [+] (30 new replies) 06/19/2015 on Woman to be on new $10 bill +1
User avatar #85 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
Jesus, according to legend, was in Africa, Asia, and America.

I am not illogical; I am German. That is like calling a nigger "respectable"...

It is not my fault the √úntermenchen have not yet received a primary education.
#89 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
How the absolute fuck would someone from literally year zero in the middle east have gotten to the Western Hemisphere?
User avatar #97 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
And Jesus the Artisan (not carpenter, as houses were not made of wood, Mayflower hype, etc...) was not from "year zero". He was actually born in the year 6 BCE, and did his "signs and wonders" until 27 CE, when the legends state that he was executed on a vertical pole (not a cross).

I have much more in my big German head, if are willing to read?...
#100 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
What the fuck does this even have to do with anything anymore? Congrats you can quote the bible and we get it you're fucking German, we're not gonna throw you a parade or whatever while you pretend to know what you're talking about after you have ignored all the points that disproven your argument.
User avatar #104 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
You said "literally year zero".

I have yet to be proven wrong. I do not care about being right or wrong.

I am stating facts. If I were to learn I was wring about something I would admit it, and be glad that I learned something new and have been corrected, and that I am one step closer to Perfection.

That has yet to happen in these current dialogues...
#106 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
He was alive during that time.
"All our money has Presidents on it." Hamilton, for example, isn't president, along with a lot of people in the link I provided earlier. Though, as you've mentioned superfluously, you're german so if you were referring to your money then that was sorta irrelevant.
User avatar #115 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
Founding Father.

I stand corrected on my choice of words for that statement.
#118 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
Even still plenty of non-founding fathers have been on monies.
User avatar #126 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
All Presidents, two Founding Fathers.

No woman can compare.
#135 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
He was, and Alexander Hamilton currently is. Have you ever been to America?
#128 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #133 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
William Marcy is not on American money.

Have you been to the USA?
User avatar #93 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
It was by boat.

It is in the legends. You are not aware? You think traveling to America is incorrect, since it sounds implausible?

Well, so does turning water to wine, making bread and fish multiply, walking on water, ascending into the sky, walking through walls, and so on.

This is why it is called "mythology".

Seriously, I am often baffled at some of the people on here and do not know if they are being sincere, or "trolling".
#96 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
And regardless he definitely wasn't born there.
User avatar #105 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
Born in Asia, grew up in Africa, traveled to America to "work"...

Hey, I didn't write the stuff. I am trying to recall if he went anywhere else. India was one place, though I believe that was only a hypothesis.

Birth place is not the only item to confer of designations. I look like a Viking, but I can claim "Asian", due to being a citizen of an Asian nation.
#108 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
If he did go there, even by the logic of Pocahontas counting as American, he would still not be American
User avatar #116 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
I agree.

Neither would Pocahontas.
#117 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
Then what was the point of bringing up Jesus?
User avatar #123 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
That one's presence in the current jurisdiction of the USA, now, or in the past, does not make them "American".

When the fable of Pocahontas is said to have occurred, there was not America. Hence, not Americans.

There are many people here today in America that are not American. Being born here is also not relevant if someone is born outside the legal jurisdictions of jus soli, ie: before that law was written and passed.
#125 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
I agree, however even using the logical reasoning of Pocahontas counting as American, Jesus still wouldn't also count as American if he did go to North America at some point, so it wouldn't disprove his argument.
#95 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
NIgga he didn't walk all the way over there. Unless you're talking about the book of Mormon then nobody mentions Jesus visiting the continents they didn't know existed for another thousand years.
#107 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
I said "boat".

I believe it is the Book of Mormon that talks about Jesus visiting the Americas. He also brought with him the tribes of Israel and they founded modern America, or something on those lines.

How do you explain this pic?
#109 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
Well that is a picture from a mormon, the church which was founded considerably later than the time they believed this happened. I could point to a picture of harry potter just as easily to prove magic.
User avatar #119 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
All Christian churches were founded many years after the stories were claimed to have happened...

Harry Potter does not prove magic. He was a character in fictional films and books.
#121 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
But the picture would matter if it were by someone who witnessed it or by the civilization depicted in the picture before christianity was brought over, however this was made way after the fact by neither of those, so it has no relevance as evidence
User avatar #131 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
Nothing from any mythology meets those qualifications...

That's why they are myths...
#142 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
I don't really even care about that point though as it's religion so if I were to ask for actual evidence it would be silly. I just saying that even by johnstuartmill's standards of what makes someone American, Jesus wouldn't have qualified.
#137 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
Well then what was the point of the picture? I know mormons believe he visited America, but pocahontas was an actually physically provable person to have been in America, while all of the accounts of Jesus being in America were from a person looking into a hat and reading stones.
#132 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
But you said "How do you explain this pic?" as if it were hard evidence.
User avatar #134 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
It is evidence that according to legend, Jesus has been to America.

You accept that he is said to have been to Africa and Asia....what is your issue with his American trip?
#72 - Neither was Andrew Jackson 06/19/2015 on Woman to be on new $10 bill +1
#71 - Alexander Hamilton, the person on the ten dollar bill, was nev…  [+] (21 new replies) 06/19/2015 on Woman to be on new $10 bill +3
User avatar #79 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
Founded America.

What women founded America?

Women should not be on money simply because they have vaginas. How is that fair?
#80 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
Andrew Jackson and Teddy Roosevelt didn't found America. Lincoln is on coins and he wasn't a founding father.
User avatar #163 - heartlessrobot (06/19/2015) [-]
Action Jackson pulled us out of the shitter while he was prez.
Hell, he eliminated the national debt.
Bring back Action Jackson.
#165 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
Action Jackson also shut down the Bank of the US and caused such a bad economic depression that his successor got the nickname Van Ruin. And he disregarded the word of the Most High Baller Chief Justice of the US supreme Court John Marshall and caused the Trail of Tears.
User avatar #166 - heartlessrobot (06/19/2015) [-]
Well, it would save us money bailing out all the weak banks and businesses that can't keep out of the red.
#167 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
It wasn't failing, it needed to be re-allowed to exist and he didn't want that, so he fucked up America's economy
User avatar #169 - heartlessrobot (06/19/2015) [-]
When an arm is dead, decaying, and full of maggots, you cut it off, you don't shock it until it starts working again.
It was failing, and needed to be cut off, or the results would have been worse than they were.
#170 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
But the bank was doing fine. It was necessary for the economy at the time. Jackson just didn't allow it to continue because he didn't like the centralized power, and it totally fucked shit up.
User avatar #101 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
Lincoln and Jackson were Presidents.

Roosevelt was never on any money.
#102 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
Hamilton still wasn't president and I had Roosevelt Mixed up with William Marcy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_denominations_of_United_States_currency
User avatar #110 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
Hamilton, issued for one year. One year.

And---Founding Father

Marcy---Also one year.

Neither in current circulation. Nor have been for 100+ years!
#111 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
Alexander Hamilton is still on the ten dollar bill
User avatar #120 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
Your reference was the $1,000 bill...
#122 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
I have another source if you want.
www.oldcurrencyvalues.com/1891_1000_Silver_Bill.html
you also tried to use that article as a source and fucked it up
User avatar #129 - germanblood (06/19/2015) [-]
I did neither.
#130 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
"Hamilton, issued for one year. One year. "
User avatar #84 - Kanoah (06/19/2015) [-]
He was responsible for one of the biggest social shifts in the history of the nation, are you fucking serious?
#90 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
But he didn't found the country.
User avatar #91 - Kanoah (06/19/2015) [-]
You don't have to be the president, nor did you have to found the country, the entire point being made is that everyone on our money has had a massive effect on our country's history. If you can find a woman that's done as much as the least relevant person on our money, then cool, let them be on the money.
#92 - hillbillypowpow (06/19/2015) [-]
That was my point the whole time yo. I was arguing with other guy cuz he a bitch nigga
User avatar #94 - Kanoah (06/19/2015) [-]
The entire argument is fucking stupid too, for the record.
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#16 - spoopy scary flashy noisy 06/18/2015 on 15 websites you will never... +1
#15 - **** the message the pops up when you try to close the … 06/18/2015 on 15 websites you will never... 0
#17 - I'm sure most people here have at least heard of it, if not se… 06/18/2015 on Vegans 0
#221 - Pills here 06/18/2015 on GO TO SLEEP! +5
#15 - HEY EVERYBODY IT'S A SCOTT PILRGRIM REFERENCE. Thanks fo…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Vegans +1
User avatar #16 - advice (06/18/2015) [-]
lol you'd be surprised how many people actually know scott pilgrim, or at least know the movie, which has that exact line in it
#17 - hillbillypowpow (06/18/2015) [-]
I'm sure most people here have at least heard of it, if not seen the movie. The books are also so damn good
#13 - Not today, bitch 06/18/2015 on Vegans +2
#12 - Basically, being vegan just makes you better than most people  [+] (4 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Vegans +5
User avatar #14 - zaywoot (06/18/2015) [-]
You're gonna have to clarify that this is a reference or people will red thumb you to hell
#15 - hillbillypowpow (06/18/2015) [-]
HEY EVERYBODY IT'S A SCOTT PILRGRIM REFERENCE. Thanks for the advice
User avatar #16 - advice (06/18/2015) [-]
lol you'd be surprised how many people actually know scott pilgrim, or at least know the movie, which has that exact line in it
#17 - hillbillypowpow (06/18/2015) [-]
I'm sure most people here have at least heard of it, if not seen the movie. The books are also so damn good
#50 - Dark Souls Three has been in development for over two years now  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2015 on Dark Souls 3 E3 Display +6
User avatar #51 - joshuaww (06/18/2015) [-]
We'll see if that's enough.
#137 - Liberal literally means progressive. 06/18/2015 on Sweden Yes Comp 0
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#12 - I thought you were being sarcastic 06/18/2015 on Stannis the Mannis +1
#9 - But the hound is actually probably not dead  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Stannis the Mannis +1
#25 - anon (06/18/2015) [-]
sorry but the hound is actually dead, atleast in the book
#11 - deavass (06/18/2015) [-]
I said that
#12 - hillbillypowpow (06/18/2015) [-]
I thought you were being sarcastic
#11 - Hades being a dick at all was also not right. He kidnapped Per… 06/18/2015 on Hercules 0
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#10 - Get your **** together Dr. Pepper. You gotta be your own drink 06/17/2015 on Pepsi or Coke 0
#8 - "(Europe only)" It's owned by Cadbury Schweppes.…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Pepsi or Coke 0
User avatar #9 - cdsams (06/17/2015) [-]
Let's just agree that Dr.Pepper is owned by multiple entities. An ownership mutt. really.
#10 - hillbillypowpow (06/17/2015) [-]
Get your shit together Dr. Pepper. You gotta be your own drink
#6 - "Prior to the initial Cadbury Schweppes investment-turned…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Pepsi or Coke 0
User avatar #7 - cdsams (06/17/2015) [-]
Type Soft drink
Manufacturer Dr Pepper Snapple Group
The Coca-Cola Company
right hand column
#8 - hillbillypowpow (06/17/2015) [-]
"(Europe only)"
It's owned by Cadbury Schweppes. I guess it's just produced by cocacola in Europe
User avatar #9 - cdsams (06/17/2015) [-]
Let's just agree that Dr.Pepper is owned by multiple entities. An ownership mutt. really.
#10 - hillbillypowpow (06/17/2015) [-]
Get your shit together Dr. Pepper. You gotta be your own drink
#4 - It's owned by Cadbury Schweppes  [+] (6 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Pepsi or Coke 0
#6 - hillbillypowpow (06/17/2015) [-]
"Prior to the initial Cadbury Schweppes investment-turned-buyout, 30% of Dr Pepper/Seven Up products were produced and distributed by Pepsi bottlers, and another 30% by Coca-Cola bottlers. The remaining 40% were produced and distributed by independent bottlers (mainly consisting of Dr Pepper/Seven Up premerger regional bottlers) and the Dr Pepper/Seven Up Bottling Group. Currently, the majority of Pepsi and Coke bottlers bottling Dr Pepper are owned by PepsiCo and The Coca-Cola Company after their buyouts of their major bottlers."
Hey man thanks for the source to prove my point.
User avatar #7 - cdsams (06/17/2015) [-]
Type Soft drink
Manufacturer Dr Pepper Snapple Group
The Coca-Cola Company
right hand column
#8 - hillbillypowpow (06/17/2015) [-]
"(Europe only)"
It's owned by Cadbury Schweppes. I guess it's just produced by cocacola in Europe
User avatar #9 - cdsams (06/17/2015) [-]
Let's just agree that Dr.Pepper is owned by multiple entities. An ownership mutt. really.
#10 - hillbillypowpow (06/17/2015) [-]
Get your shit together Dr. Pepper. You gotta be your own drink
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#28 - anon (02/13/2015) [-]
whatever makes you feel better douchebag. Must be nice sitting on your high horse ******* with people who have actually known people in the military who killed themselves. Go kill yourself.
#25 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
I am a butt
#26 to #25 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
No
User avatar #23 - luigicart (06/30/2013) [-]
who r u√Č
#24 to #23 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Who do you want me to be?
#21 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
You are an awesome person. Never forget that.
You are an awesome person. Never forget that.
#18 - youarenug (04/03/2013) [-]
U r nug
#20 to #19 - youarenug (04/03/2013) [-]
I love nug
User avatar #15 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
They don't even try anymore.

Hopefully you could get banned anyway.
#16 to #15 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
that was my asshole friends
User avatar #17 to #16 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
Tell them that it's old and not funny anymore and 9gag is irrelevant like nearly everything else from 2011.
#10 - sandubadear (12/02/2012) [-]
hey bro, you are a nice fella and I'm kind of a newfag. Mind adding me on cancerbook?
#11 to #10 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
sure man
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#8 - mane (09/27/2012) [-]
what happen last night you guys are just talking about last night what happen ???
what happen last night you guys are just talking about last night what happen ???
User avatar #9 to #8 - rainbowbash (11/21/2012) [-]
I don't know man but it must have been ******* amazing if hitler was there.
#7 - dustyshane (06/06/2012) [-]
hey bro had a great time last night, **** was so cash.
#6 - ponderman (06/06/2012) [-]
That was great time last night.
That was great time last night.
#5 - silentnoodle (06/06/2012) [-]
Had a GREAT time last night, sexy ;) ....call me
#4 - xsnowbanex (06/06/2012) [-]
dude yfw last night was great
dude yfw last night was great
User avatar #3 - evilbanana (06/06/2012) [-]
hey man last night was amaziing! we should do it again sometime
User avatar #2 - drnurse (06/06/2012) [-]
Holy cow, I had such a fantastic time with you last night!
User avatar #1 - bottleofwater (06/06/2012) [-]
Hey! I had a GREAT time with you last night! ;)
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