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#9 - I don't think penguin is a girl  [+] (15 new replies) 16 hours ago on #WorstRoadTripEver 0
#10 - sirlorge (16 hours ago) [-]
I mean, neither is Two face but that's the reference she's making. Or the rest of the joke I made
#12 - scrolls (15 hours ago) [-]
when was jokers face burnt?
#13 - sirlorge (15 hours ago) [-]
In some origin stories his entire body is burnt with acid.
#14 - scrolls (15 hours ago) [-]
oh... Jesus.
#15 - sirlorge (15 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, he was Red Hood and fell into a vat of acid at ACE Chemicals, creating thus the chalk white skinned, green haired, yellow teethed (usually anyways) look that we have come to know.
Or in other cases, make up.
#19 - scrolls (13 hours ago) [-]
ooh, i saw that one. the movie, didnt read the comic. should i?
#20 - sirlorge (13 hours ago) [-]
Honestly I haven't read it myself, but if you enjoyed the movie any, the comics are usually better. I retain a lot of trivial knowledge like that without actually knowing much about things, don't even know what comic this is from
#21 - scrolls (13 hours ago) [-]
looks exactly like the scene in red hood. think thats the one where a revived robin wears the red hood
#22 - sirlorge (13 hours ago) [-]
Haven't got a clue, I mostly read Marvel, with just a bit of DC, usually to know some of the character better or when they have a specific match up, like Dark Knight Returns to see a "good" Supes v Bats. I mean supes was weakened by a single nuke, where in other sources he's taken several supernovas worth of force to the face and not been scratched. To be fair, it all occurs at night where the sun can't help him and bats has loads of prep time, but still kinda iffy. Or sum good ol' Justice League. Sometimes a few reimaginings, like the recent Gods and Monsters series where Super-Hombre is Mexican and also the son of Zod, not Jor-El and batman is an actual science created Vampire and both they and Wonder Woman (who is red headed) have little quarrel killing. (legit spoiler for the animated film) Until the end of the film when they decide that killing should be avoided. Like literrally supes turns to bats and says, Hmmm.... maybe we should not kill in the future

Oh, but yeah, 2nd robin is comic book killed by Joker, very gruesomely and then returns as the Red Hood Spoiler for Arkham Knight: Arkham knight is the reappearance of Robin as the Red Hood, posing as a new character... yeah. That's why he knows bats so well.
#23 - scrolls (13 hours ago) [-]
I moslty read anime. whenever i try to read dc or marvel, i try to read from the beginning. not of the story, of the full series, 1950's or whenever. Brain won't let me read it otherwise
#24 - sirlorge (12 hours ago) [-]
Hmm. Then I might suggest reading from a more recent reboot. Some of the older comic stuff is... well how to put this? Rather bad? In the sense that the characters hadn't grown to their limits especially on the DC side, pic related Or that they were specifically targeted at a much younger audience from those years, no less . As much as I enjoy learning everything about the characters, it also becomes useless with each major reboot Like Marvel destroying the main marvel universe, Earth-616 with the recent Secret Wars event. For example, there are now 2 Wolverines: Old Man Logan and a woman (I forgot her name) . Also consider the fact that there are multiple universes, like Earth-2149 and technically another few universes are seen such as the Zombie Werewolf, 2nd Zombieverse and some Ultimate universe as well as the portal to where ever Dr Doom summoned the thingamajigger. the Marvel Zombies universe where EVERYONE dies (-20ish people) superheroes turn to Zombies and nom nom on each other and pretty much all humans. Has nothing to do with most other universes, you could read along side the fantastic 4 ultimate universe cause of it's tie ins and crossing points, but other than that it's stand alone.

I guess what I'm getting at is that it's too much to go back and start from the beginning now, so pick a plot line that you like and read that one. There's too much crap stories and retconned events to even be worth it
#26 - scrolls (12 hours ago) [-]
oh, i see. sneezing powder, huh? supermans new greatest weakness
#28 - sirlorge (12 hours ago) [-]
Silver age superman, that was before crisis on infinite earths so it's no longer canon, but mxyzptasdfñalskd is a magic being and magic still affects supes, so possibly.
#25 - scrolls (12 hours ago) [-]
Think i'll try that. I used to have a couple flash comics. might try those first. Lady Deathstrike?
#27 - sirlorge (12 hours ago) [-]
She's an interesting read considering she doesn't have her own comics that I'm aware of. Mostly a Wolverine and wolverine related, although she is introduced through DareDevil and even appears in spider-man But yeah, she's a pretty bad ass character, I mean, she can go toe to toe with a man who has defeated the Hulk. As for Flash, he's on my read list for the future. It seems like a simple character, but you start to realize that DC has a plethora of speedsters and they are all different, he's faster than supes is running but slower than supes flying if I remember correctly. And there have been multiple "Flash"es, though I don't know much else he can think at less than an attosecond .

Right now though, I'm reading the Marvel Civil War with all it's tie-ins. I wanna feel disappointed with the film when it comes out
#8 - Well that's a ****** streatch  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Moseby at his Finest +2
#20 - fitemeirlbro (17 hours ago) [-]
#29 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2015 on hp +5
#42 - anotherponyaccount (11 hours ago) [-]
Woolie is 2nd tier waifu
#36 - But what about a pineapple?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2015 on No more bath time +16
#37 - jackmanagan (08/26/2015) [-]
#47 - tarmorman (08/26/2015) [-]
fuck the pineapple already
#50 - jackmanagan (08/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #75 - pokedigimon (08/26/2015) [-]
Whats the source of all these pics?
#77 - jackmanagan (08/26/2015) [-]
#5 - Good old sensitive Joss Whedon 08/24/2015 on Ha, +1
#36 - "I'm not entirely sure that's how attributing quotes work…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2015 on Sauce is Marinara +1
User avatar #40 - twiceasfun (08/24/2015) [-]
-jimbles notronbo
#2 - Did somebody say more futurama webms? 08/24/2015 on dank Futurama WebM... +1
#49 - No, I think they're stupid  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2015 on Grandma? +4
#50 - stizflow (08/24/2015) [-]
#26 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2015 on Jojo Death Waltz +3
User avatar #69 - gernet (08/23/2015) [-]
#27 - newprinny (08/22/2015) [-]
I thin I'd rather not, dood.
#7 - Nobody tells knuckles which way is north 08/22/2015 on Sonic Boomed Slowly +4
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#28 - anon (02/13/2015) [-]
whatever makes you feel better douchebag. Must be nice sitting on your high horse ******* with people who have actually known people in the military who killed themselves. Go kill yourself.
#25 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
I am a butt
#26 to #25 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - luigicart (06/30/2013) [-]
who r uÉ
#24 to #23 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Who do you want me to be?
#21 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
You are an awesome person. Never forget that.
You are an awesome person. Never forget that.
#18 - youarenug (04/03/2013) [-]
U r nug
#20 to #19 - youarenug (04/03/2013) [-]
I love nug
User avatar #15 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
They don't even try anymore.

Hopefully you could get banned anyway.
#16 to #15 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
that was my asshole friends
User avatar #17 to #16 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
Tell them that it's old and not funny anymore and 9gag is irrelevant like nearly everything else from 2011.
#10 - sandubadear (12/02/2012) [-]
hey bro, you are a nice fella and I'm kind of a newfag. Mind adding me on cancerbook?
#11 to #10 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
sure man
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#8 - mane (09/27/2012) [-]
what happen last night you guys are just talking about last night what happen ???
what happen last night you guys are just talking about last night what happen ???
User avatar #9 to #8 - rainbowbash (11/21/2012) [-]
I don't know man but it must have been ******* amazing if hitler was there.
#7 - dustyshane (06/06/2012) [-]
hey bro had a great time last night, **** was so cash.
#6 - ponderman (06/06/2012) [-]
That was great time last night.
That was great time last night.
#5 - silentnoodle (06/06/2012) [-]
Had a GREAT time last night, sexy ;) ....call me
#4 - xsnowbanex (06/06/2012) [-]
dude yfw last night was great
dude yfw last night was great
User avatar #3 - evilbanana (06/06/2012) [-]
hey man last night was amaziing! we should do it again sometime
User avatar #2 - drnurse (06/06/2012) [-]
Holy cow, I had such a fantastic time with you last night!
User avatar #1 - bottleofwater (06/06/2012) [-]
Hey! I had a GREAT time with you last night! ;)
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