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hikikomori

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Date Signed Up:2/05/2013
Last Login:7/31/2015
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Total Comments Made:1211
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I enjoy cuddling with my dakimakura (I own over 10) and collecting cute anime figurines.

Please be my friend.

latest user's comments

#1169002 - you're so lazy to even google search at a click of a button. …  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1169005 - xevilpenguinx (5 hours ago) [-]
Fine, fuck it. I'm google searching that shit then.
#1169000 - lol tough luck, kid  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1169001 - xevilpenguinx (5 hours ago) [-]
youwannagom8.jpg
#1169002 - hikikomori (5 hours ago) [-]
you're so lazy to even google search at a click of a button.
what makes you think you can even fight for yourself
User avatar #1169005 - xevilpenguinx (5 hours ago) [-]
Fine, fuck it. I'm google searching that shit then.
#1168996 - I google image searched and easily found the name. You nee…  [+] (5 new replies) 5 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1168998 - xevilpenguinx (5 hours ago) [-]
But I'm a lazy fuck.
#1169000 - hikikomori (5 hours ago) [-]
lol tough luck, kid
#1169001 - xevilpenguinx (5 hours ago) [-]
youwannagom8.jpg
#1169002 - hikikomori (5 hours ago) [-]
you're so lazy to even google search at a click of a button.
what makes you think you can even fight for yourself
User avatar #1169005 - xevilpenguinx (5 hours ago) [-]
Fine, fuck it. I'm google searching that shit then.
#37 - Europe didn't abandoned norse gods the norse gods abandoned them. 8 hours ago on America +1
#165 - Picture 20 hours ago on hikikomori's profile 0
#90 - > 28 red thumbs and still going down nice going, a… 07/27/2015 on Post your selfie 0
#16 - I honestly do not get it. What's the joke here.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/27/2015 on Pow Pow +3
User avatar #24 - therealfell (07/27/2015) [-]
you see, hikikomori, when a woman reaches sexual maturity, her body goes through changes. Many changes. One of these being her uterus becoming a gateway to hell in which blood pours from each month and demons claw their way out via her vagina. This results in much pain and much more blood.
User avatar #25 - therealfell (07/27/2015) [-]
In order to stop these hell beasts from destroying our world, mother nature comes in and shoots the uterus back to hell. But this only stops them for a month, tops. In some very unfortunate cases, one (or even more if very unlucky) hell beast makes it through before mother nature can finish her business. This hell beast feeds off of the mother like a parasite for 9 months, before draining her of her resources and coming forth into the world to wreak havoc and repeat the cycle.
#31 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
No no- this joke show that she is the one that activates the demons of hall as some kind of sick funny joke.

The body fights back. And wins. But then mother nature comes back and slams you and she smiles her sick twisted smile.

The only time she'll leave you alone though is when you have a baby in your tummy. She's not THAT evil.
User avatar #23 - brahdin (07/27/2015) [-]
womenindahood
User avatar #22 - zakipu (07/27/2015) [-]
.
User avatar #21 - thetoxicketchup (07/27/2015) [-]
Periods.
User avatar #19 - dreygur (07/27/2015) [-]
Periods.
#1167783 - I'd give her a tour of my own playground. 07/25/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2
#86 - inb4 there's an oculus rift minion ******* simulator  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on God's Light 0
User avatar #87 - binuclear (07/24/2015) [-]
Bullshit, I gotta see this myself.
#1167045 - b8ing is not kool 07/22/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#136 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by hikikomori
【✿】Welcome to my Profile 【✿】   
   
Don't be a feg, please.
【✿】Welcome to my Profile 【✿】

Don't be a feg, please.
#165 - hikikomori ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #164 - hikikomori ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
**hikikomori rolled user drewjitsu **
#151 - megpoidgumibear (06/28/2015) [-]
Hi darkness, my old friend.
Hi darkness, my old friend.
#152 to #151 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Good morning/Good afternnoon/Good evening
#154 to #153 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Good morning
did you rest well, sleeping beauty
#155 to #154 - megpoidgumibear (06/28/2015) [-]
Nope.
What about you?
#156 to #155 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Not yet.
About to.
Soon I will be sleeping cutey.

Why you not rest well
#157 to #156 - megpoidgumibear (06/28/2015) [-]
dogs wanting to go outside constantly
#158 to #157 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
In the spooky scary night?

But it'll be 2spooky
#159 to #158 - megpoidgumibear (06/28/2015) [-]
Dogs dont spooky
dogs do happy only
on christmas dogs are cold
#160 to #159 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
< But what if this happens
User avatar #161 to #160 - megpoidgumibear (06/28/2015) [-]
idk bit i think id hit the duck
sorry for late replies, dogs are in constant need of attention
#162 to #161 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Das okey, I gotta go take my beauty sleep aniwais
u have fun now
#146 - megpoidgumibear has deleted their comment [-]
#115 - jiltist ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
Do I love you? Is this Stockholm Syndrome?
#116 to #115 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
I kidnapped you?
I kidnapped you?
#117 to #116 - jiltist ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
I dunno but I feel like I can't escape your eyesight - this is kidnapping right?
#118 to #117 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
My eyes behold such power?
My eyes behold such power?
#119 to #118 - jiltist ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
Desu.
#120 to #119 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
.used
.used
#121 to #120 - jiltist ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
.used?
.used?
#122 to #121 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
dats desu backwards
dats desu backwards
#123 to #122 - jiltist ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
You need more anime gifs.
You need more anime gifs.
#124 to #123 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
but i already hav lots
but i already hav lots
#125 to #124 - jiltist ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
Doesn't look like it.  Also why so many Honokas?
Doesn't look like it. Also why so many Honokas?
#126 to #125 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
tbh this the only gif i have of honoka
tbh this the only gif i have of honoka
#127 to #126 - jiltist ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
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#128 to #127 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
why crying
why crying
#129 to #128 - jiltist ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
Look closely; it is not tears that are forming within my eyes.
Look closely; it is not tears that are forming within my eyes.
#130 to #129 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
semen?
semen?
#132 to #130 - jiltist ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
U...Uchuujin jyanai desu!
U...Uchuujin jyanai desu!
#137 to #132 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
so no semen?
so no semen?
#138 to #137 - jiltist ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
Tatakai o 			*********		 imasu ka?
Tatakai o ********* imasu ka?
#143 to #138 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
I like the gif because fast
I like the gif because fast
#144 to #143 - jiltist ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
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#141 to #138 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
I'm looking for the lost stone of sementopia
I'm looking for the lost stone of sementopia
#142 to #141 - jiltist ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
You use that gif a lot. Do you really like that anime or something? Is she your waifu?
#139 to #138 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
wut
wut
#140 to #139 - jiltist ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
You lookin for a fight?
You lookin for a fight?
User avatar #114 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
I don't know what the hell I'm doing
User avatar #113 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
>>#100
User avatar #112 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
>>100
User avatar #111 - hikikomori ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
>100
#110 - hikikomori ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
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User avatar #109 - lordketchup (04/15/2015) [-]
eoic
User avatar #107 - hikikomori ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
**hikikomori used "*roll 3, 0-999999999*"**
**hikikomori rolls 496,143,049**
**hikikomori rolls 624,591,525**
**hikikomori rolls 921,793,185**
User avatar #106 - murrlogic (03/02/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #102 - hikikomori ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
**hikikomori rolls 22**
User avatar #101 - aangbingo (12/30/2014) [-]
You're a good guy, keep up the dank memes.
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