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|Date Signed Up:||2/05/2013|
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I enjoy cuddling with my dakimakura (I own over 10) and collecting cute anime figurines.
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|#1169002 - you're so lazy to even google search at a click of a button. … [+] (1 new reply)||5 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime...||0|
|#1169000 - lol tough luck, kid [+] (3 new replies)||5 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime...||+1|
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|#37 - Europe didn't abandoned norse gods the norse gods abandoned them.||8 hours ago on America||+1|
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|#90 - > 28 red thumbs and still going down nice going, a…||07/27/2015 on Post your selfie||0|
|#16 - I honestly do not get it. What's the joke here. [+] (7 new replies)||07/27/2015 on Pow Pow||+3|
#24 - therealfell (07/27/2015) [-]
you see, hikikomori, when a woman reaches sexual maturity, her body goes through changes. Many changes. One of these being her uterus becoming a gateway to hell in which blood pours from each month and demons claw their way out via her vagina. This results in much pain and much more blood.
#25 - therealfell (07/27/2015) [-]
In order to stop these hell beasts from destroying our world, mother nature comes in and shoots the uterus back to hell. But this only stops them for a month, tops. In some very unfortunate cases, one (or even more if very unlucky) hell beast makes it through before mother nature can finish her business. This hell beast feeds off of the mother like a parasite for 9 months, before draining her of her resources and coming forth into the world to wreak havoc and repeat the cycle.
#31 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
No no- this joke show that she is the one that activates the demons of hall as some kind of sick funny joke.
The body fights back. And wins. But then mother nature comes back and slams you and she smiles her sick twisted smile.
The only time she'll leave you alone though is when you have a baby in your tummy. She's not THAT evil.
|#1167783 - I'd give her a tour of my own playground.||07/25/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime...||+2|
|#86 - inb4 there's an oculus rift minion ******* simulator [+] (1 new reply)||07/24/2015 on God's Light||0|
|#1167045 - b8ing is not kool||07/22/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime...||0|