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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: Derpyspycrab
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Depends on my mood, check my steam page to see what games I'm currently wasting my time on.
Interests: Vydia gheims, cocks, liquor
Date Signed Up:7/01/2012
Last Login:4/19/2014
Location:Pittsburgh PA
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#32 - You all need to drop the ******* sick obsession w… 04/19/2014 on Bette Midler's Facebook is... +1
#8 - Mfw i'm sterile, gay, and hate children to an almost worrisome degree.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Who wants kids? +1
#21 - samoaspider (04/01/2014) [-]
but thats normal because all bronys are gay, just like you
#11 - autoxx (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm very virile, straight, and probably hate children just as much as you.

My girlfriends have always thought I would be a "good dad" though... My first girlfriend kept trying to have an accident. I would sometimes wake up with her on top of me (sounds good, but not when you don't want kids). She kinda killed my trust in women.

Now I only date much older women and my last 2 have both had hysterectomies (they each already have kids of their own).
#10 - marstan (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm gay, I'd actually really quite like an adoptive child or two when i grow old enough for that kind of stuff :3
#22 - I love my switchblade. They're not hard to get, just …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Neat +3
User avatar #37 - rootytootyfrooty (03/24/2014) [-]
I tried to buy a can opener from Pound Land when I was 19. They said 'No, you have to be over 21' because the warning told the cashier to ID anyone who LOOKED under 21.
#23 - dmcdante (03/24/2014) [-]
Im pretty sure they're illegal in Australia, any 'flick knife' is...
I think.
#21 - Either you got confused and started talking about guns or you …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on Neat 0
User avatar #48 - tomahawkkit (03/24/2014) [-]
that's how my dad explained it, hes been wrong before
#35 - Yeah, I don't blame you. I kind of just forgot about it since …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! 0
#43 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm just gonna go cry in a corner over all the awesomeness I missed.
Coulda been kicking ass with Terrakion, Hydreigon, and Volcarona instead of Chesnaught, Goodra, and Delphox
#50 - zakaizer (03/20/2014) [-]
But yeah, shiny Gardevoir is so fucking sweet, and her Mega-Ability is bonkers as well. Still, ain't got shit on my baby girl. No offence, I just love Absol so much.
User avatar #51 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I can't see Mega Absol without imagining it saying, "Bitch, I'm fabulous."
#33 - Pokemon bank is out in the rest of the world now, bro. its bee…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! +7
#34 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I knew it got delayed but after a while of not hearing anything, I stopped checking. Guess I have a fuckton of pokemon to transfer, especially that Adamant Mewtwo that I farmed my ass of for and taught Drain Punch and Zen Headbutt.
#35 - highlanderpony (03/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't blame you. I kind of just forgot about it since the devs pulled a HL3 maneuver on us. The only reason I remembered is because my co-workers went apeshit over it's release, and even they were a week late.
#43 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm just gonna go cry in a corner over all the awesomeness I missed.
Coulda been kicking ass with Terrakion, Hydreigon, and Volcarona instead of Chesnaught, Goodra, and Delphox
#50 - zakaizer (03/20/2014) [-]
But yeah, shiny Gardevoir is so fucking sweet, and her Mega-Ability is bonkers as well. Still, ain't got shit on my baby girl. No offence, I just love Absol so much.
User avatar #51 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I can't see Mega Absol without imagining it saying, "Bitch, I'm fabulous."
#23 - Modest, but special attack is better for mewtwo, where regular…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! +4
User avatar #63 - feelythefeel (03/20/2014) [-]
You don't understand. You seriously don't understand. That is literally the best nature possible, Mewtwo doesn't use attack at all. That is literally the perfect Pokemon, a Pokemon someone would spend weeks, even months breeding. And it's a fucking legendary to boot.

What I'm trying to say is that you probably could have won a small lottery with those odds.
#246 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
with the probability of those IVs and the probability of getting that nature, the real odds are 0.00000000291%. For those of you who dont want to try to compare, thats an extra 0.

Statistically speaking, a one in a million is chance is 343.64 times more likely to happen than what happened with the mewtwo.
#249 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
Also the odds of getting a shiny are 1 in 8192 if you arent breeding internationally. So if this shit's for real then i think this guy broke the universe.
User avatar #251 - deviousdanish (03/20/2014) [-]
It's 1/4096 in X/Y.
User avatar #97 - bonlino (03/20/2014) [-]
small lottery? try winning AT LEAST 3 LARGE lotteries with them odds. id prefer the lotteries but still
#20 - >be 2012 >got pokemon soul silver, bit late to the p…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! +22
#134 - andrewtk (03/20/2014) [-]
I remember when the Meloetta event happened in Black and White. I was so excited, because Meleotta had been my favorite Pokemon since it had been revealed. After transferring to X/Y, I check with the IV guy, and she has perfect IVs in every stat.

'Twas quite a feeling of joy.
#181 - anonymous (03/20/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Make the best of it ** LUCKY i have a meloetta and it SUUUUCCCKKKKSSS IN ATTACK!
#21 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
what's its nature?
#23 - highlanderpony (03/20/2014) [-]
Modest, but special attack is better for mewtwo, where regular attack is damn near unused. so i dont worry about it. I also traded a megastone for mewtwo from my version of Y once i heard it was better than the X version.
User avatar #63 - feelythefeel (03/20/2014) [-]
You don't understand. You seriously don't understand. That is literally the best nature possible, Mewtwo doesn't use attack at all. That is literally the perfect Pokemon, a Pokemon someone would spend weeks, even months breeding. And it's a fucking legendary to boot.

What I'm trying to say is that you probably could have won a small lottery with those odds.
#246 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
with the probability of those IVs and the probability of getting that nature, the real odds are 0.00000000291%. For those of you who dont want to try to compare, thats an extra 0.

Statistically speaking, a one in a million is chance is 343.64 times more likely to happen than what happened with the mewtwo.
#249 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
Also the odds of getting a shiny are 1 in 8192 if you arent breeding internationally. So if this shit's for real then i think this guy broke the universe.
User avatar #251 - deviousdanish (03/20/2014) [-]
It's 1/4096 in X/Y.
User avatar #97 - bonlino (03/20/2014) [-]
small lottery? try winning AT LEAST 3 LARGE lotteries with them odds. id prefer the lotteries but still
#91 - plznoe 03/18/2014 on [cringing intensifies] +4
#10 - Oh sweet jesus that was brutal, and I didn't even make it half… 03/08/2014 on Cringe compilation. 0
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User avatar #1 - shitblossom (08/18/2012) [-]
Thanks so much, I have been trying to get one of these for weeks.
#2 to #1 - highlanderpony (08/18/2012) [-]
And thank you, ive been trying to get one of these eggs for weeks.
And thank you, ive been trying to get one of these eggs for weeks.
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