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Date Signed Up:3/27/2011
Last Login:10/23/2014
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#15 - Length. 10/22/2014 on Coolest umbrella ever 0
#22 - Picture 10/17/2014 on magic +9
#8 - OH! How glorious indeed! 10/17/2014 on North vs. South Korea 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 10/17/2014 on North vs. South Korea -1
User avatar #4 - warioteam (10/17/2014) [-]
he showed up a week ago
he has a cane now btw
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2014) [-]
he has showed up
heres a new picture of our glorious leader
#18 - whtkid (10/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - hidemoto (10/17/2014) [-]
OH! How glorious indeed!
User avatar #7 - willindor (10/17/2014) [-]
Nice cane, can someone give him a pimp hat?
#6 - Picture 10/17/2014 on Stay safe +11
#2 - Picture 10/17/2014 on Mr. Gayfish +1
#40 - Picture 10/17/2014 on I love the grim darkness +4
#82 - I like it very much because it captures the feeling of utter h… 10/16/2014 on cthulhu 0
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on High Level Encounters +2
#37 - thecrayzeeman (10/16/2014) [-]
Yay! Getting insanity for Christmas!
#71 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 10/16/2014 on cthulhu +8
User avatar #114 - fcukyourcouch (10/16/2014) [-]
Thanks, man. I needed a new background.
#79 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/16/2014) [-]
Imagine yourself being the only one able to see this thing. You are just taking a nice little swim in the ocean, together with several other people in close proximity, you dive look around and see the feet and lower bodies of the other swimmers.
Suddenly you see something moving, it isn't small either, your first thought is: "Could it be a shark" your body gets into panic mode, your turn your head trying to see the thing in the murky water. As you continue to follow the movement of the thing, you notice that it can't be a shark, the movements are to fluid, as you start to realx, thinking it probably just was some seaweed, you see the red glowing. You are trying to scream, but you are still underwater, so the only thing leaving your mouth are bubbles.
The The red light, are two gigantic eyes, starring into your soul, you feel you blood run cold, you try to swim to the surface, try to get air, you want to scream for help, for the people to leave the water, but you can't, (continued)
User avatar #82 - hidemoto (10/16/2014) [-]
I like it very much because it captures the feeling of utter helplessness that Cthulu embodies
#81 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/16/2014) [-]
cont:
but you can't, something is holding you in place, you can feel feel the waters temperature rapidly shifting between burning hot to ice cold. Your body starts screaming for air, you try fighting the numbness of your body, but you can't, your body starts getting weaker from the lack of air and from your constant struggle to get to the surface. For a brief second you wonder why no one has noticed the thing yet, why no one is seeing the glowing red eyes, but the thought get interuppterd when you see the eyes coming closer to you. In the murky water the eyes had appeared to be mere meters away from you, but now you suddenly realise, there's more.
Out of the depths of the ocean something is swimming right at you, and then you see it.
It's gigantic, it's the stuff nightmares are made out of, the thing that made you wake up at night screaming for you mom and dad. But this thing isn't a dream, this time there will be no one to wake you up, (continued)
#84 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/16/2014) [-]
cont:
this time there will be no one to wake you up, this time it's real, and you can't escape. The thing is enormous, tendrils are sprouting from it's face, every single one thicker than a bus and the lenght, they seem to be never ending. You realise this is what you saw thinking it was a shark, it wasn't, but now you wish it had been, rather be mauled to death by a shark, than having to feel this madening terror. Suddenly the water starts shiffting, the monster is moving again, you see it from the corners of you eyes, a hand, it's several times larger than you, you try to scream again, wondering how you still are alive, you must have been under the surface several hours already. But nothing leaves your mouth you already all the air you had left in your lungs. As the hand iEverytlows down suddenly, you see the hand coming closer to you at a rapid speed, feel the burning eyes on your skin, feel the water shifting, and your life flashing before your eyes.
(continued)
#86 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/16/2014) [-]
cont:
As the hand Everything slows down suddenly, you see the hand coming closer to you at a rapid speed, feel the burning eyes on your skin, feel the water shifting, and your life flashing before your eyes.
Then, nothing, no sound, no pain, you don't feel anything, atleast for a moment, then suddenly you feel an incredible pain, like something is skining you alive while dipping your body in acid, your starts trashing around violently, you feel a death coold grip around your body, you try kicking in screaming, but it's useless. You feel yourself being dragged, your last thoughts are: "This is it"
As your body suddenly breaks the water surface, you gasp for air, not able to comprehend, what is going on, why aren't you dead. You try turning you head, but black spots are dancing before your eyes. You turn you head back, realising it's easier this way, and there you see it, starring right up at you, you are directly on top of it, this time when you start screaming (cont)
#88 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/16/2014) [-]
cont:
this time wehn you start, your voice is heard clear and loud, but you don't scream for help, it doesn't even sound human the noises you are making, they sound like an animal it th worst kind of pain not imaginable for anyone. You hear people shouting, yelling, but you can't concentrate on them, and as you feel your body being pulled farther away from the monster you realise, no one sees it, no one, not a single sould but you. You become silent, you try looking down again, trying to brace yourself for the terror, but...there's nothing there, nothing. The water is, shallow, nothing could have been swimming here whithout everyone noticing, and then it dawns upon you. You are alone, no one will believe you, you can't tell anybody about this...

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User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/09/2014) [-]
you suck ****
User avatar #2 to #1 - hidemoto (01/09/2014) [-]
K.
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