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    what is this from? what is this from?
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    idk what to do for a title idk what to do for a title
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#117 - wouldnt homophobic mean they would be scared of homosexuals? b… 07/31/2014 on Enlarge 0
#113 - im pretty sure you are correct. but you explained it 1000 time… 07/31/2014 on Enlarge 0
#14 - i thought that the Catholics think that the act of homosexual …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Enlarge +8
#75 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2014) [-]
I regards to homosexuality, the church looks at relationships and sex with two lenses. There should be a procreative and unitive aspect to sex. Homosexuality is fine in itself, but homosexual acts can't be procreative, and aren't supported by the church. Just like birth control in a sense. So yes you're right, while homosexuality is fine, gay sex isn't.
I'm a little rusty on the whole thing so if you want to know the specifics the catechism of the church goes over it.
4 years at a catholic school taught me some of their beliefs
User avatar #113 - heyzeus (07/31/2014) [-]
im pretty sure you are correct. but you explained it 1000 times better than me
User avatar #70 - bomberbib (07/31/2014) [-]
That's correct. Punishing somebody for something not under their control (eg. race, skin colour, and of course, sexuality) would be unjust and basically stupid. A bit of an explanation gay sex being a sin-> The act of homosexual sex is a sin however, because you are misusing the gift of procreation. Basically, making babies is a beautiful,amazing thing [that God gave us] and so by doing things like masturbating and other things which cannot result in a baby, you are wasting that gift, and its a sin. God does not monitor and affect the worlds events. He made it so that it simply works and goes on on its own. A side effect of that, however, is stuff like genetic mutation over time, and homosexuality is an example of that. God didn't make people gay because he hates them, they were born that way by chance, and unfortunately must live with that desire to sin, and do their best not to.
#25 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2014) [-]
The catholic church is against gay marriage and extra-marital sex. As long as you don't have sex or call your partnership marriage you're fine to love someone of the same gender.
#19 - dephira (07/31/2014) [-]
Is this somehow supposed to imply that the catholic church is progressive for not being against homosexuals, just against gay sex? I'm not denying that an individual church community can be a welcoming place for anyone, and I'm glad that your acquaintance has found such an environment for himself, but the church as a whole is most definitely a homophobic group. The fact that they claim "not to be against gays, just the sexual act" is semantics at best and nonsensical bullshit at worst.
User avatar #117 - heyzeus (07/31/2014) [-]
wouldnt homophobic mean they would be scared of homosexuals? but you already said they arent scared of homosexuals? Catholics also believe in all the sciences too. evolution, big bang theory, all of it.
#76 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2014) [-]
There's a reason behind their claim. I know it's easy to dismiss anything that seems discriminatory as bullshit, but you should understand the logic behind the church's position if you want to argue against it.
#110 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2014) [-]
It's not really logic, doe. It's reach-around-asspull-oh-we-don't-hate-gays-except-when-they-do-gay-stuff logic.

You can sugar-coat it if you like, but you're still going to end up disapproving of the 99.9% of the gay population who do have sex, which doesn't make you any better of a person in practice than someone who just hates all homosexuals.
#6 - except star wars happened "a long long time ago" so …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Jedi +10
User avatar #53 - RockyTheEvilRock (07/31/2014) [-]
"It happened along time ago so that alien child in men in black is probably his ancestor"

User avatar #56 - heyzeus (08/01/2014) [-]
no you misunderstood me. my fault for not defining who "he" is.
#11 - sinisterz (07/31/2014) [-]
A long long time ago

when is this story being told???

a long long time in the future?? hehehe think about it
User avatar #32 - thefates (07/31/2014) [-]
It's told a long time ago in a galaxy far far away you imbecile.
#8 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2014) [-]
Maybe this life form lives for thousands of years
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