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#208 - im not good at spanish, i will admit, ive barely looked at it.…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on languages 0
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#211 - etiennesk (5 hours ago) [-]
I specifically said that modern English has been simplified to the point where the masculine and feminine genders are very rare. nah man, I'm not trying to argue, per say, as much as answer your questions. Though I'm sorry if I came off as mean-- not everyone spends all their time learning languages that they'll hardly ever use...

just fyi, Latin based languages all used genders in part because it helped make things more specific or to reference a historical reason on how words developed in the language. They weren't all just picked at random; for example proper names of land features (rivers, mountains) or the months of the year are generally masculine where cities, countries(though there are many exceptions), and most---not all by any stretch--- plants are feminine.
but don't let grammatical gender fool you. It's really easy to learn it and it's a part of learning the vocabulary anyways.

I do want to remind you that I did say that from a linguistic standpoint it's hard to learn, and this is because the rules have far too many exceptions even more than French, and French pride themselves on their exceptions! and, as as I said with comment #120, the irregularities make English hell to master, and pronunciation is forever a bitch. if you're curious, in my opinion Spanish is possibly the easiest to learn language because of this. pronunciation is ALWAYS as it's written and the irregularities are mostly rare.
#62 - how does english have genders? in this reply alone i dont ment…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2016 on languages 0
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#76 - etiennesk (06/25/2016) [-]
how does english have genders?
him, her, it, he, she, itself, actor, actress, waiter, waitress in Old English: poet, poetess, author, authoress
just like in Spanish, these genders have to agree with certain articles:
He wears his shoes.

Also i don't think you know spanish if you think that those tenses have two forms based on gender.
ella corre, él corre. verbs don't have gender, only nouns and the adjectives to describe those nouns do.

In fact your argument about the tenses solidifies that you don't know spanish, because most languages, spanish and english included, have about the same amount of conjugations conjugation seems to be the word you keep not using .
I was, vs I have been. Caminé vs caminaba There are many more verb tenses than you think are present but gender isn't one of them.
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#208 - heyzeus (8 hours ago) [-]
im not good at spanish, i will admit, ive barely looked at it. not good at languages in general to be honest. im bad at english too. both arent my language but i do know english more than spanish. so you got me there, but still, as you said, nouns have the genders in spanish. they both have pronouns (him her he she) and there are a few things like actor vs actress which are gender specific, but you honestly cant say that english is reliant on gender as much as spanish is. like how "the desk" is feminine in spanish so it has its own feminine "the" and "a photo" is actually feminine but in spanish ends with a masculine o. in english those things would just be objects without x and y chromosomes.

ALSO I WANT YOU TO KNOW IM NOT AS MUCH ARGUING MY POINT AS I AM ASKING QUESTIONS ON HOW CAN ENGLISH BE HARD, YOU CLEARLY NO MORE ABOUT LANGUAGE THAN I DO SO I TRUST YOU ARE MORE CORRECT THAN ME, IF THIS WAS AN ARGUMENT YOU WON
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#211 - etiennesk (5 hours ago) [-]
I specifically said that modern English has been simplified to the point where the masculine and feminine genders are very rare. nah man, I'm not trying to argue, per say, as much as answer your questions. Though I'm sorry if I came off as mean-- not everyone spends all their time learning languages that they'll hardly ever use...

just fyi, Latin based languages all used genders in part because it helped make things more specific or to reference a historical reason on how words developed in the language. They weren't all just picked at random; for example proper names of land features (rivers, mountains) or the months of the year are generally masculine where cities, countries(though there are many exceptions), and most---not all by any stretch--- plants are feminine.
but don't let grammatical gender fool you. It's really easy to learn it and it's a part of learning the vocabulary anyways.

I do want to remind you that I did say that from a linguistic standpoint it's hard to learn, and this is because the rules have far too many exceptions even more than French, and French pride themselves on their exceptions! and, as as I said with comment #120, the irregularities make English hell to master, and pronunciation is forever a bitch. if you're curious, in my opinion Spanish is possibly the easiest to learn language because of this. pronunciation is ALWAYS as it's written and the irregularities are mostly rare.
#79 - really fit 06/25/2016 on thats! my! fetish! 0
#45 - my girlfriend is like this. i find it very attractive  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2016 on thats! my! fetish! +1
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#65 - scowler (06/25/2016) [-]
How so?
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#62 - yolonator (06/25/2016) [-]
pics or lie
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#47 - ninjabadger (06/25/2016) [-]
Really fit, pixie cut, or both?

One of my friends got a haircut for charity alongside a bunch of people on campus. I learned a few weeks later that I found short hair really attractive on a girl.
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#79 - heyzeus (06/25/2016) [-]
really fit
#114 - i might be retarded but i dont get the percentages? its way ov…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2016 on Guns -2
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#122 - vleasian (06/20/2016) [-]
The last set of percentage is 80% of 33% are gang related homicides, meaning 20% are non-gang related homicides.
If you add up the first 4 percentage numbers, it adds up to 100%
#276 - mine was like 2014. i did do a lot of cool things with them, c…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2016 on She got a point 0
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#283 - thelastamerican (06/19/2016) [-]
We didn't do anything that cool. We did build a trebuchet though.
#356 - skebaba (06/19/2016) [-]
Did you shoot watermelons with it?
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#461 - thelastamerican (06/19/2016) [-]
We did not unfortunately. We designed it to throw water balloons.
#272 - thats super cool you helped out. I'm an eagle  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2016 on She got a point 0
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#273 - thelastamerican (06/19/2016) [-]
I got my eagle in... 2008 I think. Brofist.
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#276 - heyzeus (06/19/2016) [-]
mine was like 2014. i did do a lot of cool things with them, climbed mt. fuji, sailed the florida keys. it was great time.
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#283 - thelastamerican (06/19/2016) [-]
We didn't do anything that cool. We did build a trebuchet though.
#356 - skebaba (06/19/2016) [-]
Did you shoot watermelons with it?
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#461 - thelastamerican (06/19/2016) [-]
We did not unfortunately. We designed it to throw water balloons.
#269 - are you an EMT? and that'd be frightening, to see people wonde…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/19/2016 on She got a point 0
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#271 - thelastamerican (06/19/2016) [-]
I helped out on the fire department a little. I'm not even really a volunteer fire fighter, it's just that my friend is a volunteer, and I was riding with him when a call came for all responders to converge on a collision. We got there second, and about two minutes before the EMT. I was in the boy scouts and have a very basic understanding of first aid. I helped the people in the other car who weren't really hurt while the professionals took care of everything else.
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#272 - heyzeus (06/19/2016) [-]
thats super cool you helped out. I'm an eagle
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#273 - thelastamerican (06/19/2016) [-]
I got my eagle in... 2008 I think. Brofist.
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#276 - heyzeus (06/19/2016) [-]
mine was like 2014. i did do a lot of cool things with them, climbed mt. fuji, sailed the florida keys. it was great time.
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#283 - thelastamerican (06/19/2016) [-]
We didn't do anything that cool. We did build a trebuchet though.
#356 - skebaba (06/19/2016) [-]
Did you shoot watermelons with it?
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#461 - thelastamerican (06/19/2016) [-]
We did not unfortunately. We designed it to throw water balloons.
#265 - yeah i know its fake but just how she casually puts up her gun…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/19/2016 on She got a point +6
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#267 - thelastamerican (06/19/2016) [-]
Between the adrenaline and the shock, people rarely panic right after something traumatic happens to them. I've seen people walking around after a car wreck missing most of an arm like it's a Sunday stroll. They don't know where they are, the don't know what's going on, they just walk. Sometimes they talk too. Mostly about where they were heading when they were hit. But yeah, this is probably fake. You don't often see blood splatter on security camera footage. Frame rate is rarely in time.
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#269 - heyzeus (06/19/2016) [-]
are you an EMT? and that'd be frightening, to see people wonder like that. ive never been in a situation like this and hopefully i never will be.
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#271 - thelastamerican (06/19/2016) [-]
I helped out on the fire department a little. I'm not even really a volunteer fire fighter, it's just that my friend is a volunteer, and I was riding with him when a call came for all responders to converge on a collision. We got there second, and about two minutes before the EMT. I was in the boy scouts and have a very basic understanding of first aid. I helped the people in the other car who weren't really hurt while the professionals took care of everything else.
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#272 - heyzeus (06/19/2016) [-]
thats super cool you helped out. I'm an eagle
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#273 - thelastamerican (06/19/2016) [-]
I got my eagle in... 2008 I think. Brofist.
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#276 - heyzeus (06/19/2016) [-]
mine was like 2014. i did do a lot of cool things with them, climbed mt. fuji, sailed the florida keys. it was great time.
User avatar
#283 - thelastamerican (06/19/2016) [-]
We didn't do anything that cool. We did build a trebuchet though.
#356 - skebaba (06/19/2016) [-]
Did you shoot watermelons with it?
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#461 - thelastamerican (06/19/2016) [-]
We did not unfortunately. We designed it to throw water balloons.
#118 - im 20 06/16/2016 on trump and bump 0
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