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Date Signed Up:12/06/2010
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#14 - yellow or spicy brown going off the girl. zyra for my favorite mustard 19 hours ago on Choose Your Mustard 0
#46 - i pretty much said idk the laws, im pretty sure you dont need … 08/25/2016 on Gun Show Loophole +1
#262 - idk what the gh thing youre talking about is. i dont study any…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on This is an amazing commercial. 0
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#267 - mattyjay (08/25/2016) [-]
Huh, interesting. But I meant all the different pronunciations using 'gh'

e.g. through, rough etc.
#35 - oh thats cool. idk why i got downvoted so much though  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Gun Show Loophole +1
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#41 - TacticalNuke (08/25/2016) [-]
It's fine. A lot of other people who like guns tend to get upset when people don't know as much about guns/gun laws. I usually find that people respond better if you just tell them what they're wrong about.
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#46 - heyzeus (08/25/2016) [-]
i pretty much said idk the laws, im pretty sure you dont need a anything other than a background check. apparently that upsets people. but thanks for informing me.
#10 - apparently you didnt read the whole thing about how most peopl… 08/25/2016 on How old is your gradfa +3
#3 - if this was real, who the **** has a grandfather at any of tho…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/24/2016 on How old is your gradfa +43
#14 - anon (08/25/2016) [-]
Most people have kids around 20-25, 2 generations and a question geared towards someone 5-7 and boom, 50ish.

Also but 80 and 40 are a lot closer to 50 than 5 or 500.

Don't be a cheeki breeki
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#13 - suchusername (08/25/2016) [-]
Teen pregnancy hehe
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#11 - distortedflare (08/25/2016) [-]
Well being honest most people in trailer parks and ghettos become grandparents at like 40 sometimes younger.
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#9 - Conemen (08/25/2016) [-]
it's meant to teach kids logic. no one's grandpa could be near 5 or 500, so logically the answer is 50
#8 - anon (08/25/2016) [-]
wow. it took your dad that long to find someone that would let him knock them up?


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#10 - heyzeus (08/25/2016) [-]
apparently you didnt read the whole thing about how most people are about that same age when they have a kid. at least if they are responsible. you probably got a girl pregnant at 17 and fucked the rest of your life up
#7 - majorandrew (08/25/2016) [-]
50 year old grandparents are getting more rare, but I think the question is made to test children's understanding of orders of magnitude, which is good for science classes
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#6 - Tusura (08/25/2016) [-]
My wife's dad had her at 17 years old.
My wife and I had our first child when she was 18.

My Father in law was 36 when he became a grandfather.
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#15 - paradoxal (08/25/2016) [-]
so what you're telling me is this is a test from central Kentucky.
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#18 - Tusura (22 hours ago) [-]
Oklahoma.
Same concept though.
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#5 - bible (08/25/2016) [-]
It's probably a story read in first person, after which questions had to be answered from the story.

This is my guess, anyway. Kinda makes sense.
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#4 - rainbowtacos (08/24/2016) [-]
Some people have children at 20, some have children at 40, so grandparents can have a really wide variety of ages. It's not that unheard of to have 40-50 year old grandparents.
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#12 - chuca (08/25/2016) [-]
Really doesn't seem that weird. I mean you can have a kid at 25 and then they have a kid at 25 and boom. 50 year old grandparent with neither of them having kid below 20.
#19 - ayyyy im from indiana. i dont know much about the laws, but im…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2016 on Gun Show Loophole -3
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#28 - TacticalNuke (08/25/2016) [-]
When I've bought guns here, a valid government ID (Driver's License) is required and yes gun dealers are required to run a federal background check on you just like in every state. As for your grandfather's rifle you don't need to do anything that I'm aware of, I inherited my grandfather's shotgun and I've never had to do anything with it.
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#35 - heyzeus (08/25/2016) [-]
oh thats cool. idk why i got downvoted so much though
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#41 - TacticalNuke (08/25/2016) [-]
It's fine. A lot of other people who like guns tend to get upset when people don't know as much about guns/gun laws. I usually find that people respond better if you just tell them what they're wrong about.
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#46 - heyzeus (08/25/2016) [-]
i pretty much said idk the laws, im pretty sure you dont need a anything other than a background check. apparently that upsets people. but thanks for informing me.
#133 - id roll it twice, that way if i get the 500k i can at least ge… 08/24/2016 on Win-Win! 0
#131 - **heyzeus used "*roll 1, 1-8*"** **heyzeus rolls 8** 08/24/2016 on Win-Win! 0
#184 - both spellings and pronunciations have been officially classif…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2016 on This is an amazing commercial. 0
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#259 - mattyjay (08/24/2016) [-]
Haha, we both have fucked up spellings Arkansas =/= Arkansaw!

And then you'v got all our different uses of 'gh'
#269 - anon (22 hours ago) [-]
Our Cans Ass = Our Can Saw
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#262 - heyzeus (08/25/2016) [-]
idk what the gh thing youre talking about is. i dont study anything english. but i do believe the arkansas thing has French roots because they owned it first im pretty sure. im not a history major either.
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#267 - mattyjay (08/25/2016) [-]
Huh, interesting. But I meant all the different pronunciations using 'gh'

e.g. through, rough etc.

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