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hesstergon

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/17/2012
Last Login:12/15/2013
Location:Michigan
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Total Comments Made:246
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#81 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on I love +1
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#82 - malizlewaa (11/06/2012) [-]
Allergic?
#125 - >**** ya its going down >take her to the bed …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Bad jokes seem funnier over... +2
#228 - anon (10/20/2012) [-]
source?
#147 - kittywithclaws (10/19/2012) [-]
Not sure if disturbingly similar



Or Emi reference
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#192 - meganinja (10/19/2012) [-]
">pic related its me and my now wife" yeah it's not similar, it's Emi
#124 - Comment deleted 10/19/2012 on Bad jokes seem funnier over... 0
#123 - I've got one >be 18 >going to a new school beca…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Bad jokes seem funnier over... +2
#125 - hesstergon (10/19/2012) [-]
>fuck ya its going down
>take her to the bed
>we fuck
>best night ever
>next morning i wake up to her crying
>i ask whats wrong
>she says not to worry about it
>i press further
>she tells me to get out
> reluctantly i leave
>trys ignoring me for almost the next week
>I finally find her in a good spot
>start pouring my heart out
>tell her that i love her and i want this to work
>she smile then embraces me
>then she whispers in my ear
>she told me that she lost her legs in a tragic accident that she also lost her father in
> and that she has nightmeres about it
>she also says shes never confided in anyone before
>i hold her and kiss her
>the next day we go to her fathers grave and she pays her respects
>we are still together to this day
>pic related its me and my now wife
#228 - anon (10/20/2012) [-]
source?
#147 - kittywithclaws (10/19/2012) [-]
Not sure if disturbingly similar



Or Emi reference
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#192 - meganinja (10/19/2012) [-]
">pic related its me and my now wife" yeah it's not similar, it's Emi
#124 - hesstergon has deleted their comment.
#256 - Did it work? 10/17/2012 on Sarcasm -1
#45 - How can he even bear that?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Meanwhile in Russia +1
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#52 - thatonetyler (10/14/2012) [-]
its not shopped or anything at all >.>
#46 - emrakul (10/14/2012) [-]
#77 - Its the last ten days of reddit piled into one comp 10/14/2012 on 18 pictures +1
#276 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Holy nigger +2
#245 - bigger version 10/04/2012 on WOMEN LOGIC 0
#183 - I said twice... 10/03/2012 on Yahoo Answers +3
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