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herpitydorp

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Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
Last Login:7/29/2015
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#7 - "I hope it's not Batman's voice." man that gave me a chuckle 08/13/2014 on Doh ho facebook u so creative! +3
#1 - but who is black widow talking about? Hulk? Thor? Steve? I nee…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/13/2014 on cute avengers +28
User avatar #25 - Sethorein (08/14/2014) [-]
Loki...
User avatar #15 - commontroll (08/13/2014) [-]
Hawkeye yo. Speaking of which, they really need to give him a standalone movie.
User avatar #14 - mosaicbrain (08/13/2014) [-]
Scottish Batman of course.
#19 - datmine (08/13/2014) [-]
#20 - datmine (08/13/2014) [-]
Have this as a extra.
User avatar #13 - europe (08/13/2014) [-]
Loki
User avatar #2 - kingcoote (08/13/2014) [-]
Hulk, her and Bruce Banner are getting it on!
User avatar #5 - asheskirata (08/13/2014) [-]
She and Hawkeye are kinda a canon couple
User avatar #6 - kingcoote (08/13/2014) [-]
They are, but in the next Avengers movie it is Widow and Hulk.
User avatar #7 - asheskirata (08/13/2014) [-]
but.... wtf are they thinking?
User avatar #8 - kingcoote (08/13/2014) [-]
Nerdy guy gets the girl. Giving nerdy guys hope they have a chance with Black Widow.
User avatar #9 - asheskirata (08/13/2014) [-]
But nerdy guy will also wreck the girl's shit if she irritates him at all. We all saw how that played out in the first movie.
User avatar #10 - kingcoote (08/13/2014) [-]
Exactly! That was always my major question, what if he Hulks out during sex? Will she be ripped into two? A million pieces? Or is the fact he is so angry and strong over compensating as mini Hulk is a small one?
User avatar #11 - asheskirata (08/13/2014) [-]
I have a feeling that it gets bigger when he's greener. And the angrier he gets, the bigger it gets. Which begs the question, how many black guys did she sleep with that she had to sleep with hulk to feel pleasure?
#12 - kingcoote (08/13/2014) [-]
Clearly too many...especially when she only does anal.
User avatar #28 - asheskirata (08/14/2014) [-]
Could you imagine how that would be? Like, you're in the middle of fuckin' and then suddenly he gets mad and you get a a literal new asshole torn in your body?
User avatar #3 - thechosentroll (08/13/2014) [-]
Well, he does have a booty so firm it literally deflects tank shells.
#12 - Man this is why I love dogs. They have such a propensity to ca… 08/13/2014 on dog doesn't want fish to die +1
#3 - they ate the children 08/13/2014 on Stranded +43
#6 - here we see a 3D rendition of peaunutbitter 's ass 08/13/2014 on WTF +1
#3 - abortion her 5th daughter's name is abortion 08/13/2014 on The autism is strong with... +48
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on UR FAV GIF +10
#27 - Jabberwocky (08/13/2014) [-]
Related.
#17 - Comment deleted 08/13/2014 on Racebent Disney 0
#6 - Picture 08/12/2014 on Found evil penguin in bag... +1
#13 - Picture 08/12/2014 on anon goes to a chinese buffet +2
#4 - Only 15 dollars what the **** ? that seems expensive to me  [+] (7 new replies) 08/12/2014 on anon goes to a chinese buffet +36
#97 - notaboss (08/12/2014) [-]
I live in Las Vegas. Most buffets average $30+ per person.
#6 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
I work at a Chinese buffet restaurant, on weekends the price for an adult is $26.99 before tax. Get a drink and you're over $30. $15 is pretty low for that kind of place.
User avatar #86 - lennybrown (08/12/2014) [-]
WOW. In England its £7.50 pp ($12.60) (VAT included) for my local Chinese all you can eat and includes desert and 1 small drink. Drink are like £2-3 each though and those are just the non alcoholic ones.
#64 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
Dude, the Casino here has an all you can eat crab and seafood night for that much. Fuck where you work!
#47 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
holy christ thats alot
User avatar #14 - bagguhsleep (08/12/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool.
So for Upwards of $30, will I be getting two regular geishas or one really young geisha with my meal?
#13 - herpitydorp (08/12/2014) [-]
#16 - That's adorable but since they are saudis people on that plane… 08/12/2014 on We gon' bomb... +9
#11 - >crossfit gym >proper lifting top lel  [+] (6 new replies) 08/11/2014 on yes she lifts +44
User avatar #98 - thebaseballexpert (08/12/2014) [-]
can someone explain this crossfit thing to me?
#130 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
Crossfit is a class which teaches you how to not to lift. You can really mess up your body with some of the proposed excercises. It's not for amateurs or even pros if you ask me . If you wanna work on your body just do it the normal way. Proper diet is a must. Without it you can pass the whole gym thing. There are many sites with detailed explenations how to do every excercise properly. I basically learnt all from websites and YT videos. You could always ask for a trainer at the gym too. Don't be shy. Everyone started somewhere. Gym trainers are usually real bros.
Don't believe the lies of crossfit preachers. If you really against proper lift excercises go work on a field or on construction work. You will have better results than crossfit, you will probably not hurt yourself and you will get some cash flow.
#147 - themissionary (08/12/2014) [-]
What are the exercises that they teach improperly or or just plain bad exercises that they give? I haven't seen one bad one yet, except the kipping pullup really.
#109 - themissionary (08/12/2014) [-]
I guess the gist of it is having good cardio and muscular endurance at a lot of exercises. They get a lot of flak from other people for, well I don't really know. But it's super easy to make fun of them because they get so defensive.
User avatar #145 - mutzaki (08/12/2014) [-]
Improper, inefficient and dangerous form is why it's made fun of.
User avatar #101 - brendantheferret (08/12/2014) [-]
It's a really shitty workout program, look it up.
#13 - Picture 08/11/2014 on snapchat'd +1
#131 - My guess is for water and earth bending its just how rapidly y… 08/10/2014 on AIR IS PEACEFUL MY ASS! 0
#9 - all I see now  [+] (12 new replies) 08/08/2014 on America in a nutshell +261
User avatar #58 - gigamuffin (08/08/2014) [-]
What'd you post?
#53 - anon (08/08/2014) [-]
#27 - anon (08/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #16 - skyggen (08/08/2014) [-]
what is this? did i miss someting?
User avatar #149 - sonnyboii (08/09/2014) [-]
It suddenly exploded. Ive seen this "ayy lmao" thing for a long time here very far between. Making me giggle like a bitch each time. But then it went into Doge mode after a comic or something and here we go
#81 - makomirocket (08/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - zerotzallander (08/08/2014) [-]
I second that
User avatar #55 - bagofshit (08/08/2014) [-]
ayy
User avatar #10 - mckinkymcormic (08/08/2014) [-]
Aaaaaaay Lmaaaaayo
User avatar #80 - trollins (08/08/2014) [-]
What's 'ayy lmao' from?
User avatar #86 - steerablepizza (08/08/2014) [-]
ayy lmao

This basically. There's nothing to it.
User avatar #152 - trollins (08/09/2014) [-]
Thanks I guess.
#14 - if anyone wants to hear the sounds 08/08/2014 on Batman displays his Jitz +1
#5 - extra sausage with ranch dipping sauce. 08/08/2014 on grand theft pizza +3
#62 - probably felt a bit like stroking a rotten banana 08/07/2014 on I love bananas +2
#7 - This kid already did  [+] (22 new replies) 08/06/2014 on I love bananas +176
#85 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
42= the meaning of life. Wanking is the meaning of life.
User avatar #84 - hopporto (08/07/2014) [-]
An hero.
#79 - kaboomz (08/07/2014) [-]
i fapped 7 times in a row once
didnt get a boner for 2 days
never again
i thought my dick was broken or something

RIP in piece fellow masturbator
#80 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
13 times in 15 minutes. Casual.
#81 - kaboomz (08/07/2014) [-]
you came 13 times in 15 minutes?
nigga you a top percentage masturbator
#82 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say I "came" the last 5 times, but I did climax.
User avatar #68 - intexuz (08/07/2014) [-]
amateur mistake
User avatar #61 - jukuku (08/07/2014) [-]
Can you imagine how much his dick hurt?
User avatar #62 - herpitydorp (08/07/2014) [-]
probably felt a bit like stroking a rotten banana
#43 - midothegreat (08/07/2014) [-]
I'm hoping to kill someone tonight
#89 - zenler (08/07/2014) [-]
#58 - thesunpraiser (08/07/2014) [-]
#47 - zenler (08/07/2014) [-]
whoa sacue? for science man
#48 - midothegreat (08/07/2014) [-]
Ai Shinozaki
#94 - chrispoot (08/07/2014) [-]
Hot damn!
#49 - zenler (08/07/2014) [-]
whoaaa niice!
#22 - themassivefail (08/07/2014) [-]
Real question is, who the fuck counted?
User avatar #36 - spceinvdr (08/07/2014) [-]
he put tallies on his dick in marker
#18 - datstalkerdoe (08/07/2014) [-]
Only 42? Pleb.
Seriously though, why would you masturbate 42 times in one night. Does it even feel good? I mean, you`re gonna need a fucking icepack after like the 20th time. Probably came blood towards the end aswell. Jesus Christ.
User avatar #55 - sociocat (08/07/2014) [-]
my dick hurts when i get an erection after i fap once
so im never gonna do that
#13 - Darianvincent (08/06/2014) [-]
Fucking casual.
#10 - netflixguy (08/06/2014) [-]
#32 - I now have a mighty need for Nikolaj Coster-Waldau to play boo… 08/06/2014 on Booker Fits Into Any Game... +7
#56 - MFW I had no strong feelings about this post.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on This brings tears to my... +107
#141 - swagasauruss (08/06/2014) [-]
#22 - **herpitydorp rolled image ** what she saw 08/05/2014 on What did she see? 0
#5 - Picture 08/05/2014 on Fake it until you make it +45
#59 - the content never says anywhere that the photographer is a guy…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on From now, 9gag is dead to me.. 0
#189 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
your point?

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User avatar #13 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
What's it like working at In-n-Out?
User avatar #14 to #13 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a great place to work at but same problems as any food service job I suppose, the occasional angry customer. but In N Out actually pays quite well for a food service job
#15 to #14 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
User avatar #16 to #15 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
yep what i like most is that I really get along with all my coworkers/managers really well and hang out with them outside of work too. they are all super chill
#17 to #16 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities.  .gif unrelated
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities. .gif unrelated
User avatar #3 - ultimateasshole (08/04/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - herpitydorp (08/04/2014) [-]
Buenos Dias senor
User avatar #5 to #4 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #6 to #5 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and listening to some tunes. how about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 to #7 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 to #8 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 to #9 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
#2 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #1 - fentom (05/09/2012) [-]
Believe me bro, I do.

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