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#22 - This is against the article 14 of the European Convention on H… 05/21/2015 on thanks london +5
#18 - it's a comedic moment not to be taken seriously  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Bee Movie +4
#46 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
Tumblr takes everything seriously
#18 - tumblr comics are starting to all look alike. 05/21/2015 on Dammit Stephanie +3
#28 - wrong reply. wolfwithglasses. 05/21/2015 on A little story of Batman 0
#27 - when people say pork wah it's to imitate the french word pourquoi  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on A little story of Batman 0
User avatar #28 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2015) [-]
wrong reply. wolfwithglasses.
#1231173 - looks great  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1231174 - decay (05/21/2015) [-]
Yeah man, I've been watching it non-stop, shit's drivin' me nuts.
#1231172 - looks like a game adaptation of conan doyle's the lost world b…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1231173 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2015) [-]
looks great
User avatar #1231174 - decay (05/21/2015) [-]
Yeah man, I've been watching it non-stop, shit's drivin' me nuts.
#118 - americans take the income tax directly from your paycheck with… 05/20/2015 on Interesting Facts 0
#1230895 - nathan for being a /v/irgin confirmed 05/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#38 - I think it was to attribute Hawkeye's unique role in the team … 05/20/2015 on avengers in bed +21
#1230885 - hey look french classes 05/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1230728 - reminds me of the berserk foetus  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1230792 - wildikdog (05/20/2015) [-]
Probably is inspired by it. Or a crazy coincidence.
#7 - hawkeye almost carried the latest movie  [+] (20 new replies) 05/20/2015 on avengers in bed +395
User avatar #159 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2015) [-]
way too many thumbs for a passing remark, what the fuck
User avatar #152 - tsuyu (05/21/2015) [-]
Best character died because of Hawkeye
Yeah, sure.
User avatar #118 - KHNobody (05/21/2015) [-]
Oh Avengers 2 is all about Hawk-shit? Welp, I know what i'm not watching.
User avatar #144 - Thehappyemu (05/21/2015) [-]
He really shined this time around. Just enough focus on him without forcing it. Where the other movies looked over him, this time felt like it was just right. I wasn't a fan of his character until this movie. He actually got some character and some memorable lines.
User avatar #147 - KHNobody (05/21/2015) [-]
I'll most likely watch it anyway. Idk, I'm just pissed at big movies lately that i've been looking forward too focusing on some sort of archer.
User avatar #148 - Thehappyemu (05/21/2015) [-]
It doesn't really focus on him, thankfully. Like I said, just the right amount of character development. You may or may not agree when you see it, but there wasn't any one focus, decebt screen time for everyone.
User avatar #149 - KHNobody (05/21/2015) [-]
Okay, That's better then. They way these guys were making it sound, it sounded like everything revolved around hawk-eye saving the day
User avatar #67 - IamSofaKingdom (05/20/2015) [-]
"almost" being the key word. It felt really glazed over all the way through. Great characterization on Ultron and decent plot emphasis on Widow and Hawkeye but everything else was so shallow and the action scenes were not nearly as entertaining as the first film (the one defense scene was the best one and done pretty well, albeit very brief). Barely any focus on the heroes, Thor and the Hulk were missing from more than half of the happenings (at least we got one big Hulk fight), the plot felt rushed, there was no real building for Quicksilver or Witch, and it never seemed like Ultron was really a primary villain. He always seemed to be losing, never really holding an obvious upper hand.
#33 - Absolute Madman (05/20/2015) [-]
I thought of it as a way to show how Hawkeye was sort of a great hero. He had a good life, kids, and a wife to care for and still risked his life fighting with the avengers. Captain America was a war hero and lost his old life and now he doesn't have much else to live for except doing what he did in the past. Black Widow has been an assassin/fighter her whole life and doesn't know life outside of that. Bruce Banner is Hulk and can't ever run from that. Thor has no real reason to protect the earth except he feels responsible for some of the enemies targeting it because of him maybe.. Tony Stark revealed his identity as Iron Man so if he doesn't attempt to be a hero then people will resent him. Overall I think I put too much thought into this but whatever.
User avatar #38 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2015) [-]
I think it was to attribute Hawkeye's unique role in the team as the everyday common sense man, "the city is floating, and i'm just a guy" and all that
User avatar #34 - pkman (05/20/2015) [-]
forgot to log in
#31 - thearcher (05/20/2015) [-]
She's an agent....

And these are....Smaller agents....
User avatar #15 - datblkkid (05/20/2015) [-]
That movie seemed more of a Hawkeye movie than an Ultron movie.
And I liked it (though I was worried that he was going to die with all those death flags
User avatar #22 - dreigamos (05/20/2015) [-]
i think that was the joke whedon was playing on everyone, since a lot of people wanted an avengers death etc he decided to raise as many death flags as he could for hawkeye and save him at the last minute,

It's such a shame i fucking loved quicksilver, "what? you didn't see that coming?"
User avatar #65 - IamSofaKingdom (05/20/2015) [-]
You use a spoiler on only one out of your two major spoilers. wat.
User avatar #20 - leonhardt (05/20/2015) [-]
>He is a simple man who lives in solitude on a farm
Oh fuck he's gonna die
>He has a loving family that is worried about his job
OH FUCK HE'S GONNA DIE
>He has a daughter who he promises to come back to
THIS NIGGA IS ALREADY DEAD

Psych! Kid from Kick Ass gets turned into cheese to save him.
User avatar #153 - RandomDoofus (05/21/2015) [-]
He's gonna die later.
User avatar #17 - ScottP (05/20/2015) [-]
They did all of that purposefully so that it would be a massive bait and switch
User avatar #14 - ljxjlos (05/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, Avengers 2 was pretty much Hawkeyes Movie.
User avatar #13 - Sperit (05/20/2015) [-]
Iron man pretty much fed the enemy team
#8 - also the fact that literally who gives a **** about their grave  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Itomb +2
User avatar #9 - titsmccracken (05/20/2015) [-]
I think its idiots trying to make themselves feel better about not being rich. Like a money doesn't make you any better than us mentality.
#5 - was the original pic trying to be deep or thought-provoking o…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Itomb +10
User avatar #7 - titsmccracken (05/20/2015) [-]
Yes. I've seen similar get shared on Facebook. "No matter how rich you are we all get the same sized grave". Because apparently a lot of people haven't ever been to a graveyard, remember ancient Egypt, or realized fat people get bigger coffins, etc.
User avatar #38 - welliguessitsaname (05/20/2015) [-]
The point is you're going in a hole in the ground. Maybe since you're rich, you could afford to put in a request to make it look pretty, but it's a hole in the ground regardless.
User avatar #8 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2015) [-]
also the fact that literally who gives a fuck about their grave
User avatar #9 - titsmccracken (05/20/2015) [-]
I think its idiots trying to make themselves feel better about not being rich. Like a money doesn't make you any better than us mentality.
#10 - I hope all the development we achieved so far doesn't suddenly… 05/20/2015 on MF life is strange EP 3... 0
#1230686 - yeah i like it when she does that it's kinky  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1230687 - murphyslawtesties (05/20/2015) [-]
#1230684 - your mum's tinder  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1230685 - murphyslawtesties (05/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #1230686 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2015) [-]
yeah i like it when she does that it's kinky
#1230687 - murphyslawtesties (05/20/2015) [-]
#1230680 - leisure larry  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1230683 - murphyslawtesties (05/20/2015) [-]
Nope
User avatar #1230684 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2015) [-]
your mum's tinder
#1230685 - murphyslawtesties (05/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #1230686 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2015) [-]
yeah i like it when she does that it's kinky
#1230687 - murphyslawtesties (05/20/2015) [-]
#1230676 - splatoon?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1230677 - murphyslawtesties (05/20/2015) [-]
nope
User avatar #1230680 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2015) [-]
leisure larry
User avatar #1230683 - murphyslawtesties (05/20/2015) [-]
Nope
User avatar #1230684 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2015) [-]
your mum's tinder
#1230685 - murphyslawtesties (05/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #1230686 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2015) [-]
yeah i like it when she does that it's kinky
#1230687 - murphyslawtesties (05/20/2015) [-]
#110 - so it's a pic of you after waking up? great. wow. 05/20/2015 on No makeup 0
#1230659 - because cheap to make and because that's before going through …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1230660 - finblob (05/20/2015) [-]
nice
i think it's cool concept art. i like EDIs current design better tho.
she would have looked out of place in ME3 since the Normandy's no longer a cerberus ship
#1153459 - still not gay but i'm still saying i'd watch him run on the beach  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1153765 - sniffyy (05/21/2015) [-]
das prety gay
#1153717 - killerliquid (05/20/2015) [-]
#58 - that's going to burn his Woolie hole 05/19/2015 on Woolie Can't Fucking Take It +18
#54 - I'm studying fiscal law and something similar to the newspaper…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Small fact comp #6 +1
#91 - Absolute Madman (05/20/2015) [-]
NOW Insurance Companies do all that

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#3218 - desacabose ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Why didn't we listen to Kojima
User avatar #3219 to #3218 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2015) [-]
mobile games tho
User avatar #3217 - desacabose ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Pat
Master of rolling
#3215 - Absolute Madman (04/30/2015) [-]
How you doing
User avatar #3216 to #3205 - herecomesjohnny (05/01/2015) [-]
my girlfriend just broke up with me. I think I'm gonna just ******* watch RE to think about something else.
User avatar #3207 to #3206 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Pat did this
User avatar #3208 to #3207 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
you're ******* with me
User avatar #3209 to #3208 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Watch the news RE:R 2 episode
User avatar #3210 to #3209 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
man I don't watch revelayatons, I can't watch that AND mkx AND bloodborne right now
User avatar #3212 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
At least they finally figured out Bloodborne has a devil trigger
User avatar #3213 to #3212 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
a what now
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Bloodborne straight up has a devil trigger
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Gotta watch RE, MK, and BB as they come out
User avatar #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
I need them to do playthroughs of the other Souls games
User avatar #3201 to #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
You and your anons
User avatar #3202 to #3201 - herecomesjohnny (04/28/2015) [-]
No anons today -___- now I miss them

I want to see woolie do a warrior playthrough and see what happens
User avatar #3203 to #3202 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
Really I just want me a Demon's Souls LP
User avatar #3204 to #3203 - herecomesjohnny (04/28/2015) [-]
sure me too. But mostly to see how it's like and bother to keep watching.
#3199 - Absolute Madman (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm here too guys
User avatar #3195 - desacabose ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
The GoT playthrough is making me saltier than the WD playthrough

User avatar #3196 to #3195 - desacabose ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
God damn it just get back up
User avatar #3197 to #3196 - herecomesjohnny (04/26/2015) [-]
you know they got salty at kenny for nearly nothing during wd
User avatar #3198 to #3197 - desacabose ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
"Pat I stubbed my toe"
"Damn it kenny"
User avatar #3191 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Do you think they're going to notice the latern slowing their stamina regen down
User avatar #3192 to #3191 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
I don't even see it
User avatar #3193 to #3192 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
I think it's a demon's souls latern
User avatar #3194 to #3193 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
i'll take your word for it, mayne
#3187 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Bloodborne is pretty ******* metal
User avatar #3188 to #3187 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
watching the LP?
User avatar #3189 to #3188 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
They better eat those umbilical cords
User avatar #3190 to #3189 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
that thunderdog seems infuriating
User avatar #3180 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Please tell me they're not going to send everyone to Iosefka
User avatar #3181 to #3180 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
rip playthrough
User avatar #3183 to #3181 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
running out of potions and bullets. I love it when they go full scrublord
User avatar #3184 to #3183 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
they're sending everyone to cthulu though
User avatar #3185 to #3184 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
didn't see last ep, we'll see
User avatar #3186 to #3185 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
super cereal spoier
***** everyone they send to Iosefka dies. they're missing out on a lot of venders of lore.
User avatar #3170 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I can't wait for their reactions when they find out there's a devil trigger in bloodborne
User avatar #3171 to #3170 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
w-what's that?

also i'm fighting the old iron king today. I died four times, never got hit by his attacks once but i keep straight up walking in lava. Wonderful.
User avatar #3173 to #3171 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
The Old Iron King isn't very hard except for the ******** hitboxes on some of his attacks

Also the lava pool placed there because the Old Iron King wasn't very hard
User avatar #3174 to #3173 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
i wouldn't care but the way to him is so ******* arduous, what pricks
User avatar #3175 to #3174 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a bonfire in the room with fire heads right before him
User avatar #3178 to #3176 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a lever near it that turns off all the fire in the area too
User avatar #3177 to #3176 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Climb the ladder
User avatar #3179 to #3177 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm done for tonight. **** this and **** the ladder man and **** twinkling titanite
User avatar #3172 to #3171 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
They finally found a beast blood pellet
It turns you into a werewolf
#3168 - Absolute Madman (04/14/2015) [-]
Why are you still making us stalk him
User avatar #3165 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #3167 to #3166 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Good Morning.

Hello.
User avatar #3163 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Liam better not kill Kate
User avatar #3164 to #3163 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
dropping the hammer for the axe was an ehhhh move, damn
User avatar #3162 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Still waiting on Woolie to fight Aldia
User avatar #3155 - desacabose ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
lon
User avatar #3157 to #3156 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
zoo
User avatar #3158 to #3157 - herecomesjohnny (04/10/2015) [-]
this is it, isn't it? it's come to you saying random words now.
User avatar #3159 to #3158 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
***** I just spread babylon zoo over 4 profiles
This is only the beginning
User avatar #3160 to #3159 - herecomesjohnny (04/10/2015) [-]
>90's band
I think it's already over bruh
#3161 to #3160 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3143 - desacabose ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I have to go mess with 10 people for college

I finally have to do something stupid for science
User avatar #3144 to #3143 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
i thought you were in law school, not science school
User avatar #3146 to #3144 - desacabose ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Law science
User avatar #3138 to #3136 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I knew I recognized the title theme
#3137 to #3136 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I was right
I was right
User avatar #3139 to #3137 - herecomesjohnny (03/30/2015) [-]
I TOLD you it was confirmed you ******
User avatar #3140 to #3139 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
***** I told you they'd do it when they first started the Dark Souls II playthrough
User avatar #3154 to #3140 - herecomesjohnny (04/04/2015) [-]
b-bloodborne seems fun
User avatar #3127 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
Are you watching the Blooborne LP
User avatar #3128 to #3127 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
what? it's not on the page, what you talking about. They mentioned doing something "special' on the podcast but wha
User avatar #3130 to #3129 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
are you ******* with me
#3131 to #3130 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
You just need to believe   
Everyone does, so maybe, just maybe Pat and Woolie will hear   
So that they can begin the playthrough we need
You just need to believe
Everyone does, so maybe, just maybe Pat and Woolie will hear
So that they can begin the playthrough we need
User avatar #3132 to #3131 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
listen guy

listen

it's confirmed

they recorded it

calm the **** down

take a nap
User avatar #3133 to #3132 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
I can't
#3125 - notsoulmyr (03/29/2015) [-]
Your Steam profile pic is Deus Ex: HR, right?
#3126 to #3125 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
oh **** soul how's stuff, it's been long
sorry for the radio silence, I stopped fj for a while
#3134 to #3126 - notsoulmyr (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh you know, same old, same old. School and stuff. Dark Souls and stuff
User avatar #3141 to #3134 - herecomesjohnny (03/31/2015) [-]
how's college? not as bad as expected?
#3142 to #3141 - notsoulmyr (03/31/2015) [-]
Not as bad as expected, not as good as I had hoped. Pretty "eh", I'd say
User avatar #3145 to #3142 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
sounds like a pretty tame reaction, man. You doing art?
User avatar #3147 to #3145 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
Not really, most I do is for school assignments and such
User avatar #3148 to #3147 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
...well that ******* blows, what are you studying then?
User avatar #3149 to #3148 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
Graphic Design
User avatar #3150 to #3149 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
yeah like my brother then, drawing chairs and toothbrushes, eventually making a teapot, not making much cool joshiraku art. Good luck, I hear it's not difficult but very tiring
User avatar #3151 to #3150 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
It's more like ads with me. It's fun sometimes, I have a chance to get creative, but not as fun as drawing nekkid Joshirakus.
#3152 to #3151 - herecomesjohnny (04/04/2015) [-]
oh yeah? my brother did some ads too, pic related, my fave

don't forget to cultivate your artist skils though, my brother kinda lost his character model touch after doing dead stuff too long
User avatar #3153 to #3152 - notsoulmyr (04/04/2015) [-]
Heh, that's pretty cool.

I'll try to remember that
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