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#25350 - I recommend I guess. 10/14/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#201 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2014 on American arrogance +2
#327 - lebarricuda (10/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #254 - deepfatfries (10/14/2014) [-]
saved.
#196 - "the native americans founded Columbus" are you SURE…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2014 on American arrogance +2
User avatar #198 - lebarricuda (10/14/2014) [-]
They fucking saved the lives of him and the rest of the people starving aboard his ship. Are you sure you know our history?
#201 - herecomesjohnny (10/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #254 - deepfatfries (10/14/2014) [-]
saved.
#25343 - eh the Manhattan on mars music is what mostly floated my boat  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #25359 - averagewhitekid (10/14/2014) [-]
Oh that was really good too. That was a great sequence
#25341 - yeah i think the movie did a very good job too. The acting was…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #25342 - averagewhitekid (10/14/2014) [-]
The music was half and half to me. Mostly leaning towards good
I fucking love some of it, like the opening sequences "Unforgettable" and "The Times They Are a-Changin"
but that butchering of Hallelujah was on the next level of shit
User avatar #25343 - herecomesjohnny (10/14/2014) [-]
eh the Manhattan on mars music is what mostly floated my boat
User avatar #25359 - averagewhitekid (10/14/2014) [-]
Oh that was really good too. That was a great sequence
#1073416 - sheik&rosa 10/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1056869 - Well, the manga couldn't make me read chapter 2 but the anime …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1056903 - killerliquid (10/14/2014) [-]
Yeah the anime is definitely better
#25339 - crimes? pinning the blame on manhattan instead of a plastic al…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Television - cartoon... +1
User avatar #25340 - averagewhitekid (10/14/2014) [-]
I failed to put qoutations around it
I don't think what Zac did with the story was "hitler's final solution" level bad, like some of the graphic novel fans think it was
They are both great in their own regards
User avatar #25341 - herecomesjohnny (10/14/2014) [-]
yeah i think the movie did a very good job too. The acting was good and I like the music, notably.
User avatar #25342 - averagewhitekid (10/14/2014) [-]
The music was half and half to me. Mostly leaning towards good
I fucking love some of it, like the opening sequences "Unforgettable" and "The Times They Are a-Changin"
but that butchering of Hallelujah was on the next level of shit
User avatar #25343 - herecomesjohnny (10/14/2014) [-]
eh the Manhattan on mars music is what mostly floated my boat
User avatar #25359 - averagewhitekid (10/14/2014) [-]
Oh that was really good too. That was a great sequence
#25338 - edgy? shawshank and goodfellas are the most mainstream …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #25366 - lulzformalaysiaair (10/15/2014) [-]
I'm talking about the other gay french films. Are you from Quebec or something?
User avatar #25374 - herecomesjohnny (10/15/2014) [-]
it's not being cosmopolitan, it's being not a massive pleb, is all.
User avatar #25373 - herecomesjohnny (10/15/2014) [-]
nope, truffaut is world famous and the italian flick's just really good.
#1056758 - this thread might not turn out how you want. 10/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1073244 - stop masturbating, it confuses the kinect  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1073262 - danield (10/14/2014) [-]
>not putting on a show for your nsa overlords

fucking casual
#1056747 - i'm also slowly making my way through utena and then some… 10/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1056744 - oh, ok 10/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#101 - eh, i don't know, i go on around 4 boards, haven't seen that m… 10/14/2014 on you did it +1
#1056731 - fine, stay mean  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1056742 - zomaru (10/14/2014) [-]
Oh, dident realize I thumbed you down. Mobil surfing has its drawbacks, specifically scrolling without touching any buttons.
User avatar #1056744 - herecomesjohnny (10/14/2014) [-]
oh, ok
#1056682 - zomaru, what i do?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1056686 - zomaru (10/14/2014) [-]
I'm not sure of the question.
User avatar #1056731 - herecomesjohnny (10/14/2014) [-]
fine, stay mean
User avatar #1056742 - zomaru (10/14/2014) [-]
Oh, dident realize I thumbed you down. Mobil surfing has its drawbacks, specifically scrolling without touching any buttons.
User avatar #1056744 - herecomesjohnny (10/14/2014) [-]
oh, ok
#1073005 - literally replacing the boy from The Road with a girl  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1073073 - desacabose (10/14/2014) [-]
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#9806759 - s* 10/14/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9806758 - your name sounds like 'tranvestite'  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9806759 - herecomesjohnny (10/14/2014) [-]
s*
#1056423 - so cute  [+] (16 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1056682 - herecomesjohnny (10/14/2014) [-]
zomaru, what i do?
User avatar #1056686 - zomaru (10/14/2014) [-]
I'm not sure of the question.
User avatar #1056731 - herecomesjohnny (10/14/2014) [-]
fine, stay mean
User avatar #1056742 - zomaru (10/14/2014) [-]
Oh, dident realize I thumbed you down. Mobil surfing has its drawbacks, specifically scrolling without touching any buttons.
User avatar #1056744 - herecomesjohnny (10/14/2014) [-]
oh, ok
#1056495 - bababadsheep (10/14/2014) [-]
I wanted to hate it.
But it's actually good.
God dammit Trigger.
User avatar #1056444 - dubsaremylife (10/14/2014) [-]
Not really.
#1056438 - sarcasticrunner (10/14/2014) [-]
but then her heart was broken


I couldn't take it
#1056441 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Had this on my to-watch list.

guess it's history now.
#1056476 - sarcasticrunner (10/14/2014) [-]
the show isnt serious so just go watch it
#1056479 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
no

i can't stand hearbreaks
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User avatar #1056435 - alleksi (10/14/2014) [-]
best gril who is practically irrelevant now
User avatar #1056437 - alleksi (10/14/2014) [-]
good job comment system
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#1056424 - andyyy (10/14/2014) [-]
yes
#1072978 - i got a question, how's the survival aspect? do you legit coun…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1073641 - giinthir (10/15/2014) [-]
Without upgrades, at most you only carry like 2 extra bullets for your guns, and an entire clip can barely kill one enemy. I have, at most, fought 12 at once.
#1072966 - I don't see what's wrong with quickscoping, it's been a thing …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1072967 - adunsaveme (10/14/2014) [-]
Read it and you might see why they're doing it
#1056401 - I like the chuuni, he's pretty darkandarku. Time stop girl best girl. 10/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1056399 - catching up on i am a hero at the moment and i started emma a … 10/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (55 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #2877 - desacabose ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Woolie has gained a cestus hard on
User avatar #2871 - danield (10/10/2014) [-]
do i have you on steam?
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - herecomesjohnny (10/10/2014) [-]
yeah you added me when you were leaving for some top sekrits op
User avatar #2874 to #2872 - danield (10/10/2014) [-]
what the hell was your name again?

don't get upset
User avatar #2875 to #2874 - herecomesjohnny (10/10/2014) [-]
nah it's cool. ketchupdelite. Add an alias to fj'ers, it's what i do.
User avatar #2876 to #2875 - danield (10/10/2014) [-]
I actually do have you
User avatar #2869 - desacabose ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure Pat and Matt somehow made the red sea with their Walking Dead Season 2 playthrough
User avatar #2873 to #2870 - herecomesjohnny (10/10/2014) [-]
pat's got frustration issues, man
#2867 - spookyscary (09/25/2014) [-]
BOOGA WOOGA BOO   
NO GOOD BONES FOR YOU
BOOGA WOOGA BOO
NO GOOD BONES FOR YOU
#2859 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh come on this is just ********
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
i don't even use the phasing powerup past the phasing challenge level
#2861 to #2860 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Get your ******* MLG ass outta here, frenchie
User avatar #2862 to #2861 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
do a pure shovel run!
User avatar #2863 to #2862 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
No thanks, I my keyboard intact
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
oh hey by the way, if you see a wandering boss called the baz, it's matt and pat that got him in there when kickstarting the game
#2865 to #2864 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh, I was wondering why he looked so familiar.

Also there's a hall of fame for people who kickstarted the thing, but I didn't see either of them. I did see Egoraptor though
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
hm, i don't know, i did hear on their podcast they contributed to it and the baz got in there as thanks or something.
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - danield (09/14/2014) [-]
I told you i would wait for you once you got out of jailbanland!
User avatar #2855 to #2854 - herecomesjohnny (09/14/2014) [-]
well **** 12 hours i ******* hope so
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - danield (09/14/2014) [-]
that's the equivalent of 5 years in real life
#2857 to #2856 - herecomesjohnny (09/14/2014) [-]
yeah time changes on the inside
yeah time changes on the inside
#2843 - desacabose ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
While everyone was waiting for the professor in class my friend's phone started ringing in my pocket
#2844 to #2843 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
woah man crazy i mean like holy 						****					 man
woah man crazy i mean like holy **** man
User avatar #2846 to #2844 - desacabose ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
***** you don't just read my mind so you know what happened in class
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - desacabose ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
***** you don't just leave a voice message like that
#2847 to #2845 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
dun dun duuuunnnnn
dun dun duuuunnnnn
User avatar #2848 to #2847 - desacabose ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
>Stick phone in my coat pocket
>Wait for class to start
>Leave voice message
>Phone locked so can't stop the rock
User avatar #2849 to #2848 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
can't turn off your phone in class?
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - desacabose ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
***** it's her phone
#2851 to #2850 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
what a bedtime story mark
what a bedtime story mark
User avatar #2840 - danield (09/07/2014) [-]
tfw i did it
#2835 - desacabose ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Freud wanted to **** his mother and beat his friends to death
DO YOU GET IT YET JOHNNY
DO YA
User avatar #2837 to #2836 - desacabose ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 2: Pat teaches kids psychology
User avatar #2838 to #2837 - desacabose ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
*sponsored by woolie falling in lava
#2831 - notsoulmyr (09/03/2014) [-]
What a weak ******* ending.
They should have stopped at the final choice.
Also I wanted to get away from Jane but didn't have enough time to decide to so I got stuck with her. **** her.
And **** this ending
#2832 to #2831 - herecomesjohnny (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah, we have the same. Though I consciously forgave her since that's what my Lee would have wanted me to do. Though I did feel good calling her a crazy bitch.
#2833 to #2832 - notsoulmyr (09/03/2014) [-]
I don't forgive her, **** her. I mean her getting Kenny killed just to proove a point is equally better, if not WORSE than Kenny's " **** everything and everyone" attitude.

I swear Clementine should just go by herself, she's the most competent person out there.

Also **** Arvo, that ******* кучи син да му еба майката на тоя путьо, should have ******* killed him when I had the chance.

ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THE EPISODE THOUGH: That flashback with Lee, goddammit I almost burst into tears
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - herecomesjohnny (09/04/2014) [-]
i actually did tear up a bit with lee. It was too poignant, man.
#2825 to #2824 - herecomesjohnny (08/31/2014) [-]
GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOUNG LADY
GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOUNG LADY
#2826 to #2825 - danield (08/31/2014) [-]
You'll have to pull me out.

Skelly master race
#2811 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
You like TBFP?
#2829 to #2828 - notsoulmyr (09/01/2014) [-]
Uh ... uh ...
Well I got more work ...
User avatar #2821 to #2811 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
hey man you finish walking dead?
#2822 to #2821 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
Oh right, I forgot.
Well I'm currently drawing a commission, but I'll get on those zombies as soon as i finish it
#2823 to #2822 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
alright, go get 'em champ.
User avatar #2812 to #2811 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
now and then i watch a bit, yuhuh
#2813 to #2812 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I see.
I used to watch the **** out of their stuff.
Although now I'm not a big fan of all these new "BFP" videos with Woolie and Liam. I miss just Pat and Matt.
#2814 to #2813 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
i see, but eh i don't hate liam and woolie, they can be pretty fun

but yeah i used to watch them a lot too back in the day
#2815 to #2814 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I don't really dislike them, but they're not as good as Pat&Matt.

Back when there was only two of them, with no animated intro and the sing-along version of the intro
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
wel they still don't do animated intros that often i think. I think I started watching them at around season 2 of their machinima thing.
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I think the first video of theirs I saw was Duke Nukem Forever
#2818 to #2817 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
oh man you're making me reach far back into the past here. I think my first was LA NOIRE I FOUND THIS GUN!!!! IS IT YOURS!!?? or something
#2819 to #2818 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
Ah, good times.
User avatar #2807 - desacabose ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Damn son
Woolie's getting good
#2808 to #2807 - herecomesjohnny (08/27/2014) [-]
grandma swamp has her ways
#2802 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
>Woolie
>Invasions
User avatar #2803 to #2802 - herecomesjohnny (08/26/2014) [-]
have they gotten recognized by people yet?
User avatar #2804 to #2803 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
How would they know
User avatar #2805 to #2804 - herecomesjohnny (08/26/2014) [-]
by a post on reddit/whatever going "hey guys look at this screenshot of me helping/fighting woolie!"
User avatar #2806 to #2805 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
oh right
User avatar #2792 - desacabose ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Who chose to go to law school, you, or your parents
#2793 to #2792 - herecomesjohnny (08/14/2014) [-]
me, my dad wanted me to be a mexican wrestler and my mom wanted me to be robert redford   
   
you havin' second thoughts about law school, dude?
me, my dad wanted me to be a mexican wrestler and my mom wanted me to be robert redford

you havin' second thoughts about law school, dude?
#2801 to #2793 - notsoulmyr (08/21/2014) [-]
Man I've always wanted to know a luchador!
User avatar #2794 to #2793 - desacabose ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
no
#2778 - desacabose ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
>Oh god did you hear those rumors
>What rumors
>About the metal gears
>Oh **** yeah kojima making his mark, mark on hills
>God I hope that's not true, like, like, you know I mean, ha ha
>No Pat think about it, think about Metal Gear Solid 4
>oh oho hohoho
User avatar #2779 to #2778 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2014) [-]
i, uh...paused the podcast and haven't gotten back to it, *********** are we talking about
User avatar #2780 to #2779 - desacabose ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
New metal gear made by hideo kojima starring walking dead guy
This could mean two things
User avatar #2781 to #2780 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2014) [-]
fun fact, for revengeance 2 kojima had actually proposed gray fox against zombies
User avatar #2784 to #2782 - desacabose ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
is actually gray
User avatar #2785 to #2784 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2014) [-]
you're gray
#2788 to #2787 - desacabose ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
My friend got a Rasberry Blunt in amsterdam
Can you say the same
User avatar #2789 to #2788 - herecomesjohnny (08/13/2014) [-]
shouldn't have posted the pic of the comfy bed, man, now i wanna go sleep, it's 2:20
User avatar #2790 to #2789 - desacabose ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
>Comfy bed
>Cat sleeps between you and roommate unless it's kicked out
#2770 to #2769 - herecomesjohnny (08/11/2014) [-]
hey man screw you naruto is the bee's knees i got a ninja headband right here don't trigger me
User avatar #2771 to #2770 - danield (08/11/2014) [-]
Were you that kid who put his hands behind your back while running?

I'll get sarcasticrunner in this fray
#2772 to #2771 - herecomesjohnny (08/11/2014) [-]
it's more aerodynamic okay?

but seriously though i don't naruto
User avatar #2774 to #2772 - sarcasticrunner (08/11/2014) [-]
If you don't naruto I'm not a dirty slut
User avatar #2775 to #2774 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2014) [-]
i rest my case
#2776 to #2775 - sarcasticrunner (08/12/2014) [-]
glad to be of assistance
#2761 to #2758 - herecomesjohnny (08/10/2014) [-]
she lost her way, man
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