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#5 - you just don't get memes 12/29/2014 on 200% American +4
#18 - Didn't know Snoop was a fan of SEAL. 12/29/2014 on just play along +1
#1137829 - You're probably just kelochian scum 12/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1137828 - >blogus  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1137890 - adunsaveme (12/29/2014) [-]
>blogvs*
User avatar #1138086 - awesomanium (12/29/2014) [-]
Tacere porcvs
#33 - oh never mind it's just paper.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Fuck off, Macaroni +1
User avatar #95 - desacabose (01/19/2015) [-]
Matt just said he can't get his wife to orgasm
User avatar #96 - herecomesjohnny (01/22/2015) [-]
meanwhile pat has a girl ten leagues above him

no seriously, hawt as fwawk for a guy like him.

Anyway, is it me or is bestfriends becoming more information-centric? weird
User avatar #97 - desacabose (01/22/2015) [-]
I want to see his wife
User avatar #99 - herecomesjohnny (01/24/2015) [-]
what the fuck happened to the comment box
User avatar #100 - desacabose (01/24/2015) [-]
Admin
User avatar #101 - herecomesjohnny (01/24/2015) [-]
Geez, the day moot leaves and I get feelsy over it, I come here and admin fucked up. Damn, man.
User avatar #98 - herecomesjohnny (01/24/2015) [-]
it's in the japan vids breh
User avatar #41 - repostforlife (12/29/2014) [-]
well to be fair, they shouldn't really be making horribly shit food
#32 - if you're deliberately making stains on tablecloth you're goin…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Fuck off, Macaroni 0
User avatar #33 - herecomesjohnny (12/29/2014) [-]
oh never mind it's just paper.
User avatar #95 - desacabose (01/19/2015) [-]
Matt just said he can't get his wife to orgasm
User avatar #96 - herecomesjohnny (01/22/2015) [-]
meanwhile pat has a girl ten leagues above him

no seriously, hawt as fwawk for a guy like him.

Anyway, is it me or is bestfriends becoming more information-centric? weird
User avatar #97 - desacabose (01/22/2015) [-]
I want to see his wife
User avatar #99 - herecomesjohnny (01/24/2015) [-]
what the fuck happened to the comment box
User avatar #100 - desacabose (01/24/2015) [-]
Admin
User avatar #101 - herecomesjohnny (01/24/2015) [-]
Geez, the day moot leaves and I get feelsy over it, I come here and admin fucked up. Damn, man.
User avatar #98 - herecomesjohnny (01/24/2015) [-]
it's in the japan vids breh
User avatar #41 - repostforlife (12/29/2014) [-]
well to be fair, they shouldn't really be making horribly shit food
#4 - bravo vince 12/29/2014 on It's a little late, but... +3
#1096586 - Back to the Future Marty. And why can't the Terminator ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1096587 - yusay (12/29/2014) [-]
It took me a moment but I realized it.

Time travel stuff always has tons of holes. Biggest in Stein's;Gate was the whole butterfly effect. I just know going into them they do and choose not to care much.
#1096583 - I like it okay but the plot is just too weak and dismisses a l…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +3
User avatar #1096584 - yusay (12/29/2014) [-]
Who's Marty?
User avatar #1096586 - herecomesjohnny (12/29/2014) [-]
Back to the Future Marty.
And why can't the Terminator have clothes and guns time travel with him if the damn liquid iron guy can time travel? The 'just skin' excuse is gone. Damn time travel movies.
User avatar #1096587 - yusay (12/29/2014) [-]
It took me a moment but I realized it.

Time travel stuff always has tons of holes. Biggest in Stein's;Gate was the whole butterfly effect. I just know going into them they do and choose not to care much.
User avatar #1096585 - yusay (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh wait.
#1137338 - This is kind of like trips. 5 Viktors and I'd have bought you VVVVV 12/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1137317 - tom tom why  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1137354 - adunsaveme (12/29/2014) [-]
;)
#1137335 - thycupcake (12/29/2014) [-]
Literally 3 or so € on Steam
#1137305 - yeah but hey man it's for skullgirls 12/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1137297 - I'm just assuming whoever wins gave him oral favors. 12/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1137266 - I don't like any of these people. 12/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1137260 - **herecomesjohnny used "*roll 5, LOL*"** **herecomesjohnny …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1137266 - herecomesjohnny (12/29/2014) [-]
I don't like any of these people.
#29 - Dude, you don't need to reread the post on a treasure hunt for…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Uhm +1
#34 - rhc (12/29/2014) [-]
oh ho so you were
#121 - baby vaginas are freaky, baby dicks I go 'eh big deal' but if …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Nirvana +1
#208 - desacabose (01/15/2015) [-]
>Univerty adds 3 classes to my week last week
>Day marked as TH
>Show up Thursday
>Girl comes up to me
>So what's your name? You weren't here tuesday.
>We had a class on tuesday?
>Yeah, T is tuesday, H is thursday, so what's your name
>Ask teacher
>Oh hey you weren't here on tuesday, that'll affect your grade. By the way buy these new books you need before monday or you're fucked on that test
#209 - herecomesjohnny (01/16/2015) [-]
life sucks drop out
User avatar #210 - desacabose (01/16/2015) [-]
But how will I have money to watch best friends
#1137225 - >gee bigby, you really are the wolf among us Jesus…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1137228 - adunsaveme (12/29/2014) [-]
oh wow
#24 - I'm not even being a particularly aggressive keyboard warrior here.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Uhm 0
User avatar #64 - rejakted (12/29/2014) [-]
So you don't want to get laid?
#1096564 - did you spell it right? 12/28/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1137060 - so you blended in pretty fine I suppose 12/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#172 - no one has died from a spider bite since 1979 if that makes yo… 12/28/2014 on Meanwhile in Australia... 0
#1137040 - well gee that convinced me, time to pay him 5 bucks to be the … 12/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#5481 - nah, it's fun but not much else. I tried reading other chu… 12/28/2014 on /books/ board +2
#1137032 - >unironically wanting jontron to make a video  [+] (10 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1137035 - alexanderburns (12/28/2014) [-]
Jontron is factually funny
User avatar #1137040 - herecomesjohnny (12/28/2014) [-]
well gee that convinced me, time to pay him 5 bucks to be the clown at my birthday party
#1137038 - yeorgh (12/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #1137041 - alexanderburns (12/28/2014) [-]
no john cena alllowed
User avatar #1137042 - yeorgh (12/28/2014) [-]
Cena always wins.
User avatar #1137044 - alexanderburns (12/28/2014) [-]
When I was 9 or something I almost cried when he almost lost a "you're fired" match to (I think it was) Edge
User avatar #1137045 - yeorgh (12/28/2014) [-]
He would had come back, WWE is nothing without Cena.
User avatar #1137049 - alexanderburns (12/28/2014) [-]
I would watch again nowadays if it could be streamed
who watches actual TV any more
User avatar #1137052 - yeorgh (12/28/2014) [-]
You can probably find somewhere to stream it by looking around.
User avatar #1137054 - alexanderburns (12/28/2014) [-]
Nothing good on the first page of google and that's where the effort runs out

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (58 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #3051 to #3050 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2015) [-]
With all these exams, I'm pretty much gonna just watch this and save mario for later.
User avatar #3049 - desacabose ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Why are most Japanese game developers so awesome
Almost all western act really boring.

except for David Jaffe, goddamn David Jaffe
#3048 - murrlogic (01/05/2015) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #3043 to #3042 - herecomesjohnny (12/29/2014) [-]
>pat
>hitting his target
User avatar #3044 to #3043 - desacabose ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
now sannukas knows I'm a scrub
User avatar #3045 to #3044 - herecomesjohnny (12/30/2014) [-]
no clue what you're on about
User avatar #3037 - desacabose ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
goddammit woolie what are you doing
User avatar #3036 - desacabose ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Christ woolie just went full retard and hit the woodsman in the face with glass
#3035 - desacabose ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Woolie, Pat, Liam, and Matt all want you to know that if you don't have a Wii U you're a ********
#3026 - desacabose ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
>Woolie tries fight again   
>Screen goes black   
>You died
>Woolie tries fight again
>Screen goes black
>You died
#3027 to #3026 - herecomesjohnny (12/17/2014) [-]
this isi it isn't it, I've become a twitter
this isi it isn't it, I've become a twitter
User avatar #3028 to #3027 - desacabose ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Yes
#3025 - desacabose ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
The knights bugged out and won't help him fight   
The speed of this hype loss
The knights bugged out and won't help him fight
The speed of this hype loss
User avatar #3024 - desacabose ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Holy Christ Woolie can't handle his hype for the Ivory King
Or telling Pat he could learn who the maiden in black is if they did an LP of it
User avatar #3017 - yusay ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
I remember you said that you were waiting for the current arc in Liar Game to be over before you read through it all, and I wanted to give you a heads up that it looks like next chapter is going to be the last one of this game if it isn't dragged out. Although the author is obviously setting it up for a big final arc about the LGT Office that's about to start.
User avatar #3018 to #3017 - herecomesjohnny (12/14/2014) [-]
Alright, cheers
User avatar #3015 - drooms (12/13/2014) [-]
Have you gotten a chance to play Binding of Isaac Rebirth yet?
#3016 to #3015 - herecomesjohnny (12/13/2014) [-]
about 39 hours and counting
#3020 to #3016 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
I defeated Satan on my second run lol
User avatar #3019 to #3016 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
Holy crap how far have you got?
User avatar #3021 to #3019 - herecomesjohnny (12/15/2014) [-]
Well I got the photograph and I'm just fiddling around these days, trying my hand at hard mode

****** fun, eh? definitely a whole step up from the old one
User avatar #3022 to #3021 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
Indeed but I somehow find it a lot easier
Satan is down twice now and I haven't even neaten moms heart enough times to automatically proceed
User avatar #3023 to #3022 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
beaten*
User avatar #3029 to #3023 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
i beat the blue baby twice already, it's all so hype
User avatar #3034 to #3029 - drooms (12/19/2014) [-]
nerd
#3007 - desacabose ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Since you're not watching DS2 let me sum up the playthrough so far   
>I should play a faith user   
>Hey Pat how bout a Dark Souls 1 Lets Play   
>						****					 got nerfed lets use a greatsword and shield   
>Demon's Souls though Pat   
>Woolie drop your shield to regen stamina    
>I'm really feeling the other two games Pat   
>Okay woolie now drop your shield on the ground, forever, and two hand    
>For real though Pat Dark Souls and Demon's    
>Hey woolie let's jerk each other off about how good the DLC is   
>Pat how about I play the other games for lets play   
>Maybe
Since you're not watching DS2 let me sum up the playthrough so far
>I should play a faith user
>Hey Pat how bout a Dark Souls 1 Lets Play
> **** got nerfed lets use a greatsword and shield
>Demon's Souls though Pat
>Woolie drop your shield to regen stamina
>I'm really feeling the other two games Pat
>Okay woolie now drop your shield on the ground, forever, and two hand
>For real though Pat Dark Souls and Demon's
>Hey woolie let's jerk each other off about how good the DLC is
>Pat how about I play the other games for lets play
>Maybe
User avatar #3008 to #3007 - herecomesjohnny (12/10/2014) [-]
76 videos of this eh?
User avatar #3010 to #3008 - desacabose ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Seriously mang, woolie's really pushing LPs of the older games
User avatar #3011 to #3010 - herecomesjohnny (12/10/2014) [-]
I'd watch a demon souls LP, but eh we're going to get Bloodbourne aren't we.
User avatar #3014 to #3011 - desacabose ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Also Pat kills Woolie everytime an opportunity presents itself
User avatar #3012 to #3011 - desacabose ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
It's something
User avatar #3009 to #3008 - desacabose ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #2988 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
No Man's Sky gave me a ultra huge math equation graph boner that pierced the heavens.
If this game is **** I think I'll take to drinking.
User avatar #2990 to #2989 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2014) [-]
yeah so you watched the vga's with the bestfriends too hah
User avatar #2992 to #2990 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
You can see them dying on the inside when GOTY was announced
User avatar #2993 to #2992 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2014) [-]
pat was ******* weird man, guy was agitated like **** , looked like it got on liam's nerves. Also **** it, I'm happy for bioware.
User avatar #2996 to #2993 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
No Man's Sky and Zelda 2015 confirmed GOTY 2015
User avatar #2997 to #2996 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2014) [-]
dude, i hate to **** on hype but Zelda could turn out to be a load of nothing
#2999 to #2997 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2998 to #2997 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2995 to #2993 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
Or the thing with Matt
User avatar #2994 to #2993 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
Energy drink withdrawal
User avatar #2991 to #2990 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
I watched it yesterday but they recreated my hype boner
User avatar #2976 - desacabose ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Woolie:Hey Pat. We should do a let's play of Dark Souls and Demon's Souls
Pat:Maybe



This is 30% of their conversations
#2977 to #2976 - herecomesjohnny (12/02/2014) [-]
it can't get staler than the pokemon LP (no matter how much I dug it)
it can't get staler than the pokemon LP (no matter how much I dug it)
User avatar #2978 to #2977 - desacabose ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I think I need it to happen
#2974 - desacabose ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #2975 to #2974 - herecomesjohnny (12/01/2014) [-]
that's just woolie crawling back into the woolie hole, it's fiiiiiine
#2953 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Bonjour Jhonny, mon french friend.
User avatar #2979 to #2953 - herecomesjohnny (12/03/2014) [-]
soul, new AC/DC album, it's pretty good, give it a go
#2980 to #2979 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
Uh ... well I've never been a big fan of AC/DC but okay
#2981 to #2980 - herecomesjohnny (12/03/2014) [-]
oh, nevermind then, I must confuse with someone else who liked them, weird.
oh, nevermind then, I must confuse with someone else who liked them, weird.
#2983 to #2981 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
Right, well, carry on then
#2954 to #2953 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
Duuuuuuuude, how's it been
#2955 to #2954 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
< Like this picture.
University is not fun
I have no friends here. People like memes and some of them watch PewDiePie in the cafeteria.
Also I do next to no drawing, even though I signed up for Graphic Design. Seriously I have more of everything else BUT the thing I want.
Also it's cold.
How are things in ... uh ... How are things with you?
#2956 to #2955 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
my big brother graduated in graphic design last year, he has a lot of pretty pictures of chairs and toothbrushes. Apparently it leads to video games, too, so he's hyped. Hang in there man, you'll draw yet.

me I'm in 3rd year law school now, and I'm just exhausted all the time. Weekends are basically for sleep. But eh it's pretty much all dandy except seeing some friends drop out, and not grabbing ass.

So you living alone and **** or what
#2957 to #2956 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm hoping for the same, actually.

nobody is grabbing ass Johnny m'boy

Not yet, I was thinking after I get my bachelors or if I get a decent job in the meantime. Who knows. The night is young and I still don't know how to iron clothes.
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
**** , ironing clothes is a luxury, I can't even fit an ironing table in my studio. But chill man the first few months of college are always a headache
User avatar #2959 to #2958 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
It's university for me, although I'm not sure if that's just our name for it or if there is an actual difference.
User avatar #2960 to #2959 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
I just use it to say "big kids school", americans and english already have different notions and it's a drag to keep up with all that
User avatar #2961 to #2960 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Man I miss being in the kiddie school. I could touch girl butts all I wanted. Now when I do it it's sexual harrasment
#2962 to #2961 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
tell them it was to examine the ergonomy, or some graphic design stuff
User avatar #2963 to #2962 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
"Excuse me ma'am, I need to check your skirt for penis, it's a matter of national security!"
User avatar #2964 to #2963 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
speaking of design, at one point the city of paris paid an american artist to make a modern christmas tree and the guy legit just made a huge butt plug, it stayed there for a few days, too.
User avatar #2965 to #2964 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
U S A! U S A!
User avatar #2966 to #2965 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
anyway, it's almost midnight and i'm going to sleep, gnight soul
User avatar #2967 to #2966 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Adieu, Jhohny my boy
User avatar #2968 to #2967 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
vive la révolutionhonhonhonhon
#2946 - desacabose ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2947 to #2946 - herecomesjohnny (11/18/2014) [-]
that was legit whatever I remember from my class of history of law.
User avatar #2948 to #2947 - desacabose ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
Well you know what they say
User avatar #2949 to #2948 - herecomesjohnny (11/18/2014) [-]
if it's brown flush it down?
User avatar #2936 - yeorgh (11/13/2014) [-]
Did you read I am a Hero?
User avatar #2937 to #2936 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
Christ, I can never figure out what the **** is going to happen next with that series.
User avatar #2938 to #2937 - yeorgh (11/15/2014) [-]
Did you see the spoiler?
User avatar #2939 to #2938 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
at the end with the pic of the baby? yeah. But for all we know he put it there because we might not even see her again in the manga.
User avatar #2940 to #2939 - yeorgh (11/15/2014) [-]
She dead, I didn't want her to be gone at first but being pregnant with some other dudes baby is a no go, good riddance.
User avatar #2941 to #2940 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
confirmed dead?
User avatar #2942 to #2941 - yeorgh (11/15/2014) [-]
No idea, i'm just going with the image, there are spoilers around /a/ since the raws are floating but I didn't want to look it up.
User avatar #2943 to #2942 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
yeah i'll found out on the spot too.
Otherwise the bathouse sequence was a little ****** up. Not just the swallowing but the "we gotta go bathe with zombies outside!" **** was irrational.
User avatar #2944 to #2943 - yeorgh (11/15/2014) [-]
Not like the series ever made much sense to begin with, especially MC-kun getting swallowed and using that zombie like a mecha.
User avatar #2945 to #2944 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
that was kinda cool in a way. I always like the hallucination moments in this.
#2929 - desacabose ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
All of these amazing goddamn Wii U games coming out
User avatar #2931 to #2929 - herecomesjohnny (11/05/2014) [-]
well now you know how i feel post-e3
User avatar #2932 to #2931 - desacabose ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
Majora's Mask 3D though
User avatar #2933 to #2932 - herecomesjohnny (11/05/2014) [-]
bah, we knew since ALBW
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