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#5 - that looks pretty bad, bottom of the newgrounds barrel tier  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2015 on Lara Croft Animated -... +10
User avatar #7 - rakaka (07/17/2015) [-]
Or pretty good considering this will be someone's first animation.
#25 - You want diaper cringe? go on /soc/, the occasional diaper thr… 07/17/2015 on LETS CRINGE 3 +1
#9 - >the left even the right makes fun of fox  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Fox News +14
User avatar #15 - elsenortamatoe (07/17/2015) [-]
The right? Every other "news" source is left
User avatar #38 - captainrattrap (07/17/2015) [-]
But then what is the Right?

If news controls the masses, and the news is left, then the masses must be left. If the masses are left, then the left must be middle... What is left?
#13 - Nice to see Christopher Lloyd keeping busy 07/17/2015 on 10/10 Oscar worthy scene +1
#25 - I'd apologize for slavery, sure, why not 07/17/2015 on Bernie Sanders for president 0
#44 - on fj is gay enough to sigh at a labiafest 07/17/2015 on Terrible thing SU have done... -4
#22 - The fuel engine from Back to the Future 2? 07/17/2015 on Turning plastic into oil 0
#17 - please don't be like /tv/ and actually take Rust's rants serio… 07/17/2015 on Is that Bill Nye? 0
#28 - It's funny and all on an fj post but you're a little embarrass…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2015 on Veg. +8
#33 - hidanfangirl (07/17/2015) [-]
>Billy Bob
#17 - yeah but AndrĂ© the Giant didn't weigh 66 kg. Jesus, I'm surpr… 07/17/2015 on Fight! 0
#119 - btfo'd 07/17/2015 on Rock out with your Spock out 0
#118 - WREKT R E K T 07/17/2015 on Rock out with your Spock out 0
#71 - no but 4chan hates reddit. Illogical? nothing new under the sun  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2015 on REDDIT LIKES US NOW!?! -1
User avatar #76 - commencingfailure (07/16/2015) [-]
I should really remember not to argue with a weeb anymore :^)
#33 - well that sucks 07/16/2015 on Well that is very nice of you! 0
#28 - isn't it a gif?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Well that is very nice of you! 0
User avatar #32 - tenfinnvo (07/16/2015) [-]
fucking hell.
>>#29
User avatar #33 - herecomesjohnny (07/16/2015) [-]
well that sucks
User avatar #31 - tenfinnvo (07/16/2015) [-]
>>#28
I misclicked.
#1165736 - that third panel is the most ****************** **** 07/16/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#170 - No. That is not the correct use of the term theft. F… 07/16/2015 on Poor victims. 0
#26 - 4chan despises reddit, you seem to be new to the internet so h…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2015 on REDDIT LIKES US NOW!?! -3
#66 - commencingfailure (07/16/2015) [-]
You cannot speak of "reddit hates 4chan" as reddit is, much like 4chan, an incredibly big forum.
User avatar #71 - herecomesjohnny (07/16/2015) [-]
no but 4chan hates reddit. Illogical? nothing new under the sun
User avatar #76 - commencingfailure (07/16/2015) [-]
I should really remember not to argue with a weeb anymore :^)
#25 - It's literally pleb central full of ******** and terre… 07/16/2015 on REDDIT LIKES US NOW!?! +3
#10 - never bought HotS so I never carried on with sc2. Heroes of th…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Well that is very nice of you! +1
User avatar #24 - lejunkyfaceman (07/16/2015) [-]
try hots. better than lol in my opinion. it has 8 different maps with different objectives and makes more fun, if you have a good team to play with. it sucks if you have a shitty team, because you alone can't carry, unlike in league. but the game has more variety for me.
#19 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
i was confused at first
it took me a while to get that hots heart of the swarm and not heroes of the storm
#14 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
HotS
Heart of the Swarm
Heroes of the Storm
User avatar #35 - hostofswarms (07/16/2015) [-]
Hearth of the stone
#28 - cognitive*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2015 on Simpsons +5
User avatar #29 - strum (07/16/2015) [-]
Sorry Hitler
#6 - *i outgrew 07/16/2015 on Well that is very nice of you! 0
#5 - Blizzard support is probably the most solid support service I'…  [+] (31 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Well that is very nice of you! +14
User avatar #37 - syntheticdoll (07/17/2015) [-]
The most wait time I've seen for a ticket was a week and that was during a peek period when everyone had problems.
Once one of my items disappeared from my bags when I wanted to use it so I sent a ticket and the gm told me the database says i sold it but he sent me another one anyway.
User avatar #22 - tenfinnvo (07/16/2015) [-]
Can i have this in .gif form?
User avatar #28 - herecomesjohnny (07/16/2015) [-]
isn't it a gif?
User avatar #32 - tenfinnvo (07/16/2015) [-]
fucking hell.
>>#29
User avatar #33 - herecomesjohnny (07/16/2015) [-]
well that sucks
User avatar #31 - tenfinnvo (07/16/2015) [-]
>>#28
I misclicked.
#16 - donated (07/16/2015) [-]
Agreed. Blizz support is sweet. Im allways kind of happy when I have to make a ticket so I get to talk to those guys, Because they're. I just dont know, Amazing they have such a friendly vibe and I dont know how they maintain it.
User avatar #29 - tenfinnvo (07/16/2015) [-]
It's a webm.
Admin made it so that all uploaded gifs turn into webms.
User avatar #30 - tenfinnvo (07/16/2015) [-]
Fuck, wrong reply.
#15 - lostabyss (07/16/2015) [-]
i would agree, except for that abysmal d3 launch...

and i played d3 when it came out (when the servers allowed it) and i honestly hated it. was massively disappointed. then gave it another chance in season 3 and i honestly liked it alot. when it got to late game there really wasnt a point anymore tho...
User avatar #12 - icewraith (07/16/2015) [-]
Blizzard as a company is great, takes a while to make something, but when they do it, it's amazing. Activision ruined them.
User avatar #38 - syntheticdoll (07/17/2015) [-]
That rule doesn't apply to D3 and Mists of Pandaria (just kidding we're more disappointed in WoD raids, MoP was good just didn't fit the theme of WoW)
User avatar #41 - icewraith (07/21/2015) [-]
Actually PvE is now better than ever. Yeah there's fewer raids, but they're the most fun and interesting raids until now.
User avatar #42 - syntheticdoll (07/21/2015) [-]
I think they rushed it, like, the whole thing feels uncomplete lore-wise. Also they ruined survival hunters.... and then finally are willing to buff them now that everyone got mm gear which is perfectly useless as surv.
User avatar #43 - icewraith (07/26/2015) [-]
Literally nobody cares about hunters
#9 - hostofswarms (07/16/2015) [-]
"Stopped playing anything blizzard"
Starcraft evolving, better game.
Heroes of the Storm, fun, simple, entertaining.
Organism Abathur present in both games, Steve Blum voices Abathur. Conclusion, play to hear sweet voice of Steve Blum
User avatar #11 - ayumu (07/16/2015) [-]
Heroes of the storm was a tremendous failure of catastrophic ass
User avatar #17 - qwertyuioplkjh (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't know who gave you red thumbs or why, that gamne is a total failure, I played it and - no shop, no gold, global experience gain, confusing ability tree and so on and so forth.
The only thing I enjoyed there was that I knew most of the Heroes because I grinded Warcraft games like no fucking other.
User avatar #20 - whichever (07/16/2015) [-]
>confusing ability tree
it's not even a tree
every few levels (1, 4, 7, 10, 13, 16, 20) you get to unlock a talent from that tier
At level 10 you unlock your Heroic (Ultimate) Ability, and at 20 you have the choice to upgrade it.
Other than upgrading your Heroic Abilities, you don't need to own any specific talents in order to unlock access to others.
User avatar #26 - qwertyuioplkjh (07/16/2015) [-]
But if you see a talent you like but choose a different one then you can't choose it later on...
All i'm saying is that this game feels rushed and quite frankly half-assed, although it looks pretty and pleasing to the eye.
All in all it's kinda meh.
User avatar #34 - hostofswarms (07/16/2015) [-]
The point of the game was to remove all the extra stuff that wasn't needed and focus on what makes a game fun. Instead of worrying about what items to buy and if you're farming enough the game encourages you to work as a team, take objectives and destroy forts. Just because a game is different doesn't mean it's bad. The talents are set up like that so if two people play the same hero on different teams they aren't mirror matches.
User avatar #36 - qwertyuioplkjh (07/17/2015) [-]
But having no gold\items kinda makes you wonder after 10 games...What is the point? playing for fun is all good I can see that, but with no items or individual experience, everyone is the same, the game doesn't encourage you to become better yourself, it only promotes teramwork, and all that is fine but players need to grow and develop by themselves along side being better team players.
My point here is that Blizzard took too much out of this game and that ruined it for me, because I like picking items and earning gold and experience by myself, or with a help of a team mate, but when yuo globalize these things (or take them out altogether) it makes the game less about the contest and more about the "okay let's dick around" feel.
User avatar #39 - syntheticdoll (07/17/2015) [-]
I just call it the casual's LoL. It's really easy to learn, after 2-3 matches I figured out easily what to do, what my abilities are doing, what talents seem fine while I'm kinda a noob in LoL because warding and items are kinda difficult especially because every time I ask someone which item to buy/where to ward they say something else. In HoTS you really have to be stupid to fuck up your hero, all talents are somewhat useful and there's not much else you can ruin.
User avatar #40 - qwertyuioplkjh (07/17/2015) [-]
True, i'm glad we came to an understanging of sorts!
Have a nice evening\day\afternoon
User avatar #10 - herecomesjohnny (07/16/2015) [-]
never bought HotS so I never carried on with sc2. Heroes of the Storm though I'll eventually give a whirl.
User avatar #24 - lejunkyfaceman (07/16/2015) [-]
try hots. better than lol in my opinion. it has 8 different maps with different objectives and makes more fun, if you have a good team to play with. it sucks if you have a shitty team, because you alone can't carry, unlike in league. but the game has more variety for me.
#19 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
i was confused at first
it took me a while to get that hots heart of the swarm and not heroes of the storm
#14 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
HotS
Heart of the Swarm
Heroes of the Storm
User avatar #35 - hostofswarms (07/16/2015) [-]
Hearth of the stone
#7 - thejaymezians (07/16/2015) [-]
I agree. Blizzard is the fucking best. I r8 7.5/8 gr8 m8.
User avatar #6 - herecomesjohnny (07/16/2015) [-]
*i outgrew
#72 - you can't just call anything surrealist lynchian, come on now 07/16/2015 on What is Your Interpretation? 0
#11 - i just woke up  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2015 on Mitch Hedberg Compilation +6
#12 - mayoroftownsville (07/16/2015) [-]

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#3302 - desacabose (07/02/2015) [-]
Splatoon Music - Final Boss (Squid Sisters) >tfw no full playthrough of Splatoon
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - herecomesjohnny (07/02/2015) [-]
that silent hill ending is soooo good holy ****
this is what silent hill 1's story should have been, man. Like I told you, horror needs to be personal

**** , complicated grief disorder is soo fitting for a silent hill game
User avatar #3305 to #3303 - desacabose (07/15/2015) [-]
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories [Music] - Hell Frozen Rain >tfw can't get the good ending and this song at the same time
User avatar #3299 - desacabose (07/01/2015) [-]
I wish Liam had gotten the ice ending
User avatar #3300 to #3299 - herecomesjohnny (07/01/2015) [-]
they're ******* done already? jesus, short gae
User avatar #3301 to #3300 - desacabose (07/01/2015) [-]
Good game though
#3298 to #3297 - herecomesjohnny (06/30/2015) [-]
i take your terminator and i raise you one duck dynasty
#3279 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
The entire design of the game just went almost fully towards the ending I think Liam deserves.
I don't know if I should be butthurt because the game toyed with my emotions or not
User avatar #3280 to #3279 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
>the girl is clearly the most guilty
wow, liam, you can't expect a girl fleeing from sexual assault to read every sign and stop at every stoplight.
User avatar #3282 to #3280 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Also I'm pretty sure the only reason Liam didn't stare at Lisa in the bathroom was because he didn't see her
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
what? lisa was creeping at the guy in the bathroom?
User avatar #3284 to #3283 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
There's a mirror in the bathroom, you can look at her changing if you wanna
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
does she still say the "you make me feel safe" line after? cause that'd be ******* wow
User avatar #3286 to #3285 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Lisa says she saw him looking, but she takes this as a compliment.
Or
Lisa attempts to kick him out and tells him he should have been "better behaved", but suddenly feels ill.
#3287 to #3286 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
that's neat, why didn't people like shattered memories again? **** has been very cool so far
User avatar #3290 to #3287 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Then again people who's name rhymes with malexmanerkurns like Homecoming, so maybe people are just cray
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Because it's not a silent hill game
User avatar #3291 to #3289 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
It's true though, imagine if Federation Force had been announced as a new IP. People just want Silent Hill repeated over and over again, whenever a company announces changes to a game's formula there's always a huge backlash
User avatar #3292 to #3291 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
well connections between silent hill games are very loose anyway, silent hill 2 detaches totally from sh1's plots and themes
User avatar #3294 to #3292 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
What happened to all of your anons
#3293 to #3292 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
And people hated it when it first came out because of that
User avatar #3295 to #3293 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
I got 4 of 'em right now.

Even though I think making horror games personal and with subconscious **** is the best move possible. By the way from a wikipedia page, sh1's plot seems a little...awful.
User avatar #3296 to #3295 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Nah man
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
At least we know Pat and Matt aren't cray
User avatar #3274 - superchrischan ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
you're a neato guy
User avatar #3275 to #3274 - superchrischan ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
4u
User avatar #3278 to #3277 - herecomesjohnny (06/25/2015) [-]
if i take the compliment will you die?
User avatar #3270 - desacabose (06/24/2015) [-]
Shattered Memories is making me super butthurt
User avatar #3272 to #3270 - herecomesjohnny (06/24/2015) [-]
really? i'm liking it
#3273 to #3272 - desacabose (06/24/2015) [-]
The butthurt is because of the designs based on his psych profile
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - desacabose (06/24/2015) [-]
I wonder if Liam has played Book of Memories
User avatar #3266 - desacabose (06/23/2015) [-]
Place your bets on the ending they'll get
User avatar #3267 to #3266 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying i have a wii u

I wonder if Pat'll steer Liam towards the ending he wants, that ginger walrus.
#3268 to #3267 - desacabose (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying you shouldn't have a Wii U

The way Michelle Valdez looks already gave me the ending they'll probably get

Matt also apparently likes to look at sexy posters
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2015) [-]
told ya man, no space for a tv in my ****** student studio, it's tragic
based matt, salt of the earth
User avatar #3265 - desacabose (06/23/2015) [-]
The amount of retardation I witnessed in Shattered Memories Part 4 at the shadow puzzle is too hype
User avatar #3260 - yeorgh ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #3261 to #3260 - herecomesjohnny (06/22/2015) [-]
didn't we already read chap.39?
User avatar #3262 to #3261 - yeorgh ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
Yes but we didn't have 38, and two chapters in a week is a good sign.
#3263 to #3262 - herecomesjohnny (06/22/2015) [-]
it's happening!
User avatar #3258 to #3256 - herecomesjohnny (06/20/2015) [-]
hey apparently there's a 25 min gameplay vid of the new deus ex

eidos is going balls

to

the

wall
User avatar #3257 to #3256 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2015) [-]
this game looks hella
User avatar #3254 - desacabose (06/19/2015) [-]
I actually kind of like the OST for Retribution
#3255 to #3254 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2015) [-]
i'll try not to judge

but damn
User avatar #3239 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
God ******* dammit they're not doing the chalice dungeons
User avatar #3240 to #3239 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
aw it's already over? i felt like they had a quarter left or something
User avatar #3242 to #3240 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
At least there is still the DLC
like the dlc for evil within
#3243 to #3242 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
yeah oh boy how sad we won't see the evil within dlc, truly terrible
yeah oh boy how sad we won't see the evil within dlc, truly terrible
User avatar #3244 to #3243 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
That means we probably won't see bloodborne DLC
User avatar #3245 to #3244 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
not necessarily. Remember the revengeance dlc?
User avatar #3246 to #3245 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
They didn't have to replay Raiden side story gaiden second hand Jetwolf to play the DLC though
User avatar #3247 to #3246 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
shut up raiden was a metal jaw jesus
User avatar #3248 to #3247 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
It's true though, there's a selection screen at the main menu of Icantotallyspellthisgeance
User avatar #3249 to #3248 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
sure, but in any case they enjoyed bloodborne so much i doubt they'll skip it. Wanna bet?
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
I bet nothing on something
User avatar #3251 to #3250 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
and the race is on!
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
Gotta hold out hope woolie will do an LP of Demon's and Dark with Pat
#3241 to #3240 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
They would if they did the stuff they didn't do
#3236 - desacabose (06/02/2015) [-]
They best be swapping out their gems for the better ones they have
User avatar #3238 to #3236 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
I think Bloodborne is demoralizing Pat. Using a bug to win against a Hunter, what a shaaaaaame
User avatar #3237 to #3236 - herecomesjohnny (06/02/2015) [-]
they didn't attack the scary white bitch, well ****
User avatar #3226 - desacabose (05/29/2015) [-]
I really hope they do the chalice dungeons
or the Defiled chalice dungeons
Most the defied chalice dungeons
User avatar #3230 to #3226 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
you gonna get d4 pc? w-we could save the franchise man...
User avatar #3232 to #3230 - desacabose (05/30/2015) [-]
It was always too late
User avatar #3233 to #3232 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
don't be nuclear, don't be wild, man
User avatar #3234 to #3233 - desacabose (05/30/2015) [-]
But I'm already deep inside the abandoned child
User avatar #3235 to #3234 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
RULES OF NATURE

TA DA DA, DA DAAAAAAA, DA, DA DAAAAA, DADADAAAAAADADADAAAAAAAA
User avatar #3231 to #3230 - desacabose (05/30/2015) [-]
It's too late
User avatar #3227 to #3226 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
my profile is finally empty :'c
User avatar #3228 to #3227 - desacabose (05/30/2015) [-]
There's like 3 anons though
User avatar #3229 to #3228 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
i want woolie to go back to the doll dress
#3218 - desacabose (05/15/2015) [-]
Why didn't we listen to Kojima
User avatar #3219 to #3218 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2015) [-]
mobile games tho
User avatar #3217 - desacabose (05/01/2015) [-]
Pat
Master of rolling
#3215 - anon (04/30/2015) [-]
How you doing
User avatar #3216 to #3205 - herecomesjohnny (05/01/2015) [-]
my girlfriend just broke up with me. I think I'm gonna just ******* watch RE to think about something else.
User avatar #3207 to #3206 - desacabose (04/30/2015) [-]
Pat did this
User avatar #3208 to #3207 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
you're ******* with me
User avatar #3209 to #3208 - desacabose (04/30/2015) [-]
Watch the news RE:R 2 episode
User avatar #3210 to #3209 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
man I don't watch revelayatons, I can't watch that AND mkx AND bloodborne right now
User avatar #3212 to #3210 - desacabose (04/30/2015) [-]
At least they finally figured out Bloodborne has a devil trigger
User avatar #3213 to #3212 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
a what now
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - desacabose (04/30/2015) [-]
Bloodborne straight up has a devil trigger
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - desacabose (04/30/2015) [-]
Gotta watch RE, MK, and BB as they come out
User avatar #3200 - desacabose (04/28/2015) [-]
I need them to do playthroughs of the other Souls games
User avatar #3201 to #3200 - desacabose (04/28/2015) [-]
You and your anons
User avatar #3202 to #3201 - herecomesjohnny (04/28/2015) [-]
No anons today -___- now I miss them

I want to see woolie do a warrior playthrough and see what happens
User avatar #3203 to #3202 - desacabose (04/28/2015) [-]
Really I just want me a Demon's Souls LP
User avatar #3204 to #3203 - herecomesjohnny (04/28/2015) [-]
sure me too. But mostly to see how it's like and bother to keep watching.
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