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#42 - JUST CUCK MY **** UP 05/19/2015 on Louis CK Has Balls 0
#66 - (c'est trop vrai en plus, selon les statistiques la france fum…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Smoker's problems +1
#67 - aeyrst (05/19/2015) [-]
Quand on regarde le taux de suicide, les ventes d'anti-dépresseurs, et sachant que nous sommes également le pays européen qui consomme le plus de weed, rien d'étonnant que nous fumions comme des pompiers.

Après tu me diras, je vis au japon désormais, et je peux te garantir qu'ils n'ont rien à nous envier à ce niveau là, le nombre de fumeurs est également très important (stress lié au travail, blabla)
User avatar #71 - theshinypen (05/19/2015) [-]
Im gonna thumb all you guys up because im an american trying to learn french and it makes me feel better
#82 - aeyrst (05/19/2015) [-]
Feel free to ask for resources if you need some. It's a shame that we don't translate most of our production though, many french things stay in french :/
User avatar #83 - theshinypen (05/19/2015) [-]
I have a few translation books and cds. Ill be sure to ask if i need advice though. Thanks
#65 - lucky strikes/marlboros 05/19/2015 on Smoker's problems 0
#36 - the subs are at least 05/18/2015 on baby panda meets mom for... 0
#30 - well in islam jesus is still a prophet and the object of respe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Jesus +19
User avatar #35 - straightbusta (05/18/2015) [-]
Yes.
#241 - I can't believe a pro-gun control post made it to front page 05/18/2015 on Whoop dee doo +1
#1152534 - easy there 05/18/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#51 - >not liking the peter parker emo dance way to go redditpleb  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on You're an Avenger +12
#73 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
>liking capeshit
pls you are the redditpleb here
#85 - Actually a large part of the writers ofthe ECHR were british l… 05/18/2015 on Shits getting old 0
#30080 - idk 05/18/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#20 - once found a used bandage, so let's take that pizza stat with … 05/17/2015 on Pizza wins everytime 0
#1152328 - season 1's OP was elder god tier 05/17/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#17 - Woah there cowboy slow down First off, the french fro…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Shits getting old -6
#45 - fuarkthisplanet (05/17/2015) [-]
Are you mentally retarded? the Human Rights Act was a disaster, we can't deport rapists from Somali because they have "rights to a family life", ECONOMIC refugees come over and claim benefits for a family of 12 when natives are starving or dying. The British Empire was the largest and most successful in human history and you don't think we can run ourselves? our Magna Carta set the standards when it came to equality, even America based it's bills on it.
User avatar #85 - herecomesjohnny (05/18/2015) [-]
Actually a large part of the writers ofthe ECHR were british lawyers so it's still running yourself
#56 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
magna carta was transferring political power from the king to british noblemen, not much about human rights there

"The British Empire was the largest and most successful in human history and you don't think we can run ourselves?"
most successful? by what standards? owning wide under-developed area's for a very short period of time wouldn't classify a realm as "successful" ... and furthermore, how long did you maintain that ?
No, watching developement in britain i doubt, that you can "run" the remaining shit you got.

go, leave europe, noone misses you
#64 - fuarkthisplanet (05/18/2015) [-]
"No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled, or deprived of his standing in any other way, nor will we proceed with force against him, or send others to do so, except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land." Ye it has fuck all to do with human rights ay?

"By what standards?" "owning wide under-developed area's"

Do you even history cunt?
User avatar #50 - reginleif (05/18/2015) [-]
>even America based it's bills...

You mean improved right britcuck?
#30 - not saving the world, saving a lot of innocent people. There's… 05/17/2015 on This man wins the internet 0
#28 - but do they even let you drive military vehicles with 1960's d… 05/17/2015 on This man wins the internet 0
#18 - hell yeah ******* yourself 05/17/2015 on Vine Comp +2
#1229028 - red dead revolver (and deadwatch) never got enough love 05/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1229024 - what does developing a mobile branch have to do with installin… 05/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#55 - montreal and then we went to niagara falls. So 50/50. 05/16/2015 on Unhated Nations 0
#33 - /tv/ cares 05/16/2015 on Maybe there aren't enough... 0
#45 - eh, went to canada to visit elder brother, they're really mean…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Unhated Nations -1
User avatar #109 - loopymoomoo (05/17/2015) [-]
The East sucks, Glorious westcoast master Canadians
#54 - homelessninja (05/16/2015) [-]
Sounds like Quebec?
User avatar #55 - herecomesjohnny (05/16/2015) [-]
montreal and then we went to niagara falls. So 50/50.
#36 - nah, too much, endangerment's not a great revenge 05/16/2015 on 4chan... Oh sweet 4chan +3
#51 - we don't know the administration is in the wrong though.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Next level harassment 0
User avatar #52 - huszti (05/16/2015) [-]
well, yeah, we only know for certain what's in the video. he could've been a dick before, then started recording and pretending to be all calm and doing nuffin wrong
User avatar #56 - shenro (05/16/2015) [-]
but saying that waiting for someone is harrasment, is too stupid to just ignore.
User avatar #61 - huszti (05/16/2015) [-]
i agree but she said something about a form or something? i didnt quite catch it but maybe he was being annoying and she just worded it very poorly. it's possible and i want to believe in it only because i think can't be stupid enough to say something like that.
#69 - bah i was just messing, when it comes to south africa i just k… 05/16/2015 on Population Redistribution 0
#67 - district 9 was great but chappie sucked, get a grip on the guy…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Population Redistribution 0
User avatar #68 - emiyashirou (05/16/2015) [-]
South African movies almost all suck, but they make more of the shitty movies because people actually go watch them for god-only-knows why.
User avatar #69 - herecomesjohnny (05/16/2015) [-]
bah i was just messing, when it comes to south africa i just know blomkamp and andre brink

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#3218 - desacabose ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Why didn't we listen to Kojima
User avatar #3219 to #3218 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2015) [-]
mobile games tho
User avatar #3217 - desacabose ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Pat
Master of rolling
#3215 - anonymous (04/30/2015) [-]
How you doing
User avatar #3216 to #3205 - herecomesjohnny (05/01/2015) [-]
my girlfriend just broke up with me. I think I'm gonna just ******* watch RE to think about something else.
User avatar #3207 to #3206 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Pat did this
User avatar #3208 to #3207 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
you're ******* with me
User avatar #3209 to #3208 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Watch the news RE:R 2 episode
User avatar #3210 to #3209 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
man I don't watch revelayatons, I can't watch that AND mkx AND bloodborne right now
User avatar #3212 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
At least they finally figured out Bloodborne has a devil trigger
User avatar #3213 to #3212 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
a what now
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Bloodborne straight up has a devil trigger
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Gotta watch RE, MK, and BB as they come out
User avatar #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
I need them to do playthroughs of the other Souls games
User avatar #3201 to #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
You and your anons
User avatar #3202 to #3201 - herecomesjohnny (04/28/2015) [-]
No anons today -___- now I miss them

I want to see woolie do a warrior playthrough and see what happens
User avatar #3203 to #3202 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
Really I just want me a Demon's Souls LP
User avatar #3204 to #3203 - herecomesjohnny (04/28/2015) [-]
sure me too. But mostly to see how it's like and bother to keep watching.
#3199 - anonymous (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm here too guys
User avatar #3195 - desacabose ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
The GoT playthrough is making me saltier than the WD playthrough

User avatar #3196 to #3195 - desacabose ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
God damn it just get back up
User avatar #3197 to #3196 - herecomesjohnny (04/26/2015) [-]
you know they got salty at kenny for nearly nothing during wd
User avatar #3198 to #3197 - desacabose ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
"Pat I stubbed my toe"
"Damn it kenny"
User avatar #3191 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Do you think they're going to notice the latern slowing their stamina regen down
User avatar #3192 to #3191 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
I don't even see it
User avatar #3193 to #3192 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
I think it's a demon's souls latern
User avatar #3194 to #3193 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
i'll take your word for it, mayne
#3187 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Bloodborne is pretty ******* metal
User avatar #3188 to #3187 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
watching the LP?
User avatar #3189 to #3188 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
They better eat those umbilical cords
User avatar #3190 to #3189 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
that thunderdog seems infuriating
User avatar #3180 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Please tell me they're not going to send everyone to Iosefka
User avatar #3181 to #3180 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
rip playthrough
User avatar #3183 to #3181 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
running out of potions and bullets. I love it when they go full scrublord
User avatar #3184 to #3183 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
they're sending everyone to cthulu though
User avatar #3185 to #3184 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
didn't see last ep, we'll see
User avatar #3186 to #3185 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
super cereal spoier
***** everyone they send to Iosefka dies. they're missing out on a lot of venders of lore.
User avatar #3170 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I can't wait for their reactions when they find out there's a devil trigger in bloodborne
User avatar #3171 to #3170 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
w-what's that?

also i'm fighting the old iron king today. I died four times, never got hit by his attacks once but i keep straight up walking in lava. Wonderful.
User avatar #3173 to #3171 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
The Old Iron King isn't very hard except for the ******** hitboxes on some of his attacks

Also the lava pool placed there because the Old Iron King wasn't very hard
User avatar #3174 to #3173 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
i wouldn't care but the way to him is so ******* arduous, what pricks
User avatar #3175 to #3174 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a bonfire in the room with fire heads right before him
User avatar #3178 to #3176 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a lever near it that turns off all the fire in the area too
User avatar #3177 to #3176 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Climb the ladder
User avatar #3179 to #3177 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm done for tonight. **** this and **** the ladder man and **** twinkling titanite
User avatar #3172 to #3171 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
They finally found a beast blood pellet
It turns you into a werewolf
#3168 - anonymous (04/14/2015) [-]
Why are you still making us stalk him
User avatar #3165 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #3167 to #3166 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Good Morning.

Hello.
User avatar #3163 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Liam better not kill Kate
User avatar #3164 to #3163 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
dropping the hammer for the axe was an ehhhh move, damn
User avatar #3162 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Still waiting on Woolie to fight Aldia
User avatar #3155 - desacabose ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
lon
User avatar #3157 to #3156 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
zoo
User avatar #3158 to #3157 - herecomesjohnny (04/10/2015) [-]
this is it, isn't it? it's come to you saying random words now.
User avatar #3159 to #3158 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
***** I just spread babylon zoo over 4 profiles
This is only the beginning
User avatar #3160 to #3159 - herecomesjohnny (04/10/2015) [-]
>90's band
I think it's already over bruh
#3161 to #3160 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3143 - desacabose ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I have to go mess with 10 people for college

I finally have to do something stupid for science
User avatar #3144 to #3143 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
i thought you were in law school, not science school
User avatar #3146 to #3144 - desacabose ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Law science
User avatar #3138 to #3136 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I knew I recognized the title theme
#3137 to #3136 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I was right
I was right
User avatar #3139 to #3137 - herecomesjohnny (03/30/2015) [-]
I TOLD you it was confirmed you ******
User avatar #3140 to #3139 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
***** I told you they'd do it when they first started the Dark Souls II playthrough
User avatar #3154 to #3140 - herecomesjohnny (04/04/2015) [-]
b-bloodborne seems fun
User avatar #3127 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
Are you watching the Blooborne LP
User avatar #3128 to #3127 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
what? it's not on the page, what you talking about. They mentioned doing something "special' on the podcast but wha
User avatar #3130 to #3129 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
are you ******* with me
#3131 to #3130 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
You just need to believe   
Everyone does, so maybe, just maybe Pat and Woolie will hear   
So that they can begin the playthrough we need
You just need to believe
Everyone does, so maybe, just maybe Pat and Woolie will hear
So that they can begin the playthrough we need
User avatar #3132 to #3131 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
listen guy

listen

it's confirmed

they recorded it

calm the **** down

take a nap
User avatar #3133 to #3132 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
I can't
#3125 - notsoulmyr (03/29/2015) [-]
Your Steam profile pic is Deus Ex: HR, right?
#3126 to #3125 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
oh **** soul how's stuff, it's been long
sorry for the radio silence, I stopped fj for a while
#3134 to #3126 - notsoulmyr (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh you know, same old, same old. School and stuff. Dark Souls and stuff
User avatar #3141 to #3134 - herecomesjohnny (03/31/2015) [-]
how's college? not as bad as expected?
#3142 to #3141 - notsoulmyr (03/31/2015) [-]
Not as bad as expected, not as good as I had hoped. Pretty "eh", I'd say
User avatar #3145 to #3142 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
sounds like a pretty tame reaction, man. You doing art?
User avatar #3147 to #3145 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
Not really, most I do is for school assignments and such
User avatar #3148 to #3147 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
...well that ******* blows, what are you studying then?
User avatar #3149 to #3148 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
Graphic Design
User avatar #3150 to #3149 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
yeah like my brother then, drawing chairs and toothbrushes, eventually making a teapot, not making much cool joshiraku art. Good luck, I hear it's not difficult but very tiring
User avatar #3151 to #3150 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
It's more like ads with me. It's fun sometimes, I have a chance to get creative, but not as fun as drawing nekkid Joshirakus.
#3152 to #3151 - herecomesjohnny (04/04/2015) [-]
oh yeah? my brother did some ads too, pic related, my fave

don't forget to cultivate your artist skils though, my brother kinda lost his character model touch after doing dead stuff too long
User avatar #3153 to #3152 - notsoulmyr (04/04/2015) [-]
Heh, that's pretty cool.

I'll try to remember that
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