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- his grandson comes to visit to say how he's fighting the good …
Lmao, you mean the guys that blame the Jews for everything?
Now I'm sad imagining all the old people who fought in/experienced/survived WWII, and saw what true nazis were like, and then growing old to see that now the word "Nazi" carries no weight.
Yeah, they were the monsters with fangs.
- you'd figure the logical choice would be jade wukong
Ship sails it's self
Jade Wukong isn't a demon though.
- R6 top tier though
- even more now with level editor
- activate turtle formation
- fake, just another "women are evil" memearrow story
SHE DESERVED IT
Nowhere in this does it claim all women are evil. Furthermore, just because not all women are even, doesn't mean that evil women don't exist. Believe me. They do. My family is fucking full of them.
One of my aunts told my cousin when he was 8 that his older brother was dead. The reality was, he had made the mistake of trying to confront her on her numerous fucked-up behavioural problems. She went nuts, beat the shit out of him for "disrespecting" her and threw him out onto the street. Cut her own son out of her life and abandoned him at age 16, which was apparently old enough for nobody to give a shit. The kid was homeless until the age of 21, coasting from house to house, bed to bed, picking up odd jobs and panhandling in an attempt to survive.
Meanwhile little cousin grows up utterly fucking heartbroken thinking his brother and only friend is dead, and now found himself working the same chores his older sibling was doing before he left, in addition to having to live with an incredibly fucked-up person.
Now they're 27 and 19 respectively, and it's only this year that they found each other again. Big bro had made attempts at contact in the past - letters were burned, she changed her phone number after the first call, and any time he came close to the house risked physical violence. She was incredibly controlling. Little bro barely left the house.
They got lucky though. This Christmas, like every Christmas, we invited the pair out, in the vain hope they might say yes. (Older bro comes over pretty much every year these days anyway.) Usually she agrees but never shows up, but this time she actually came over. Without Little Bro. Had left him to survive on his own back in her shithole of a house in England, apparently. We weren't expecting her, so shit got mad hectic as we tried to sneak Older Bro out of the house without her noticing. He drove a couple hours to the airport, bought a ticket and flew over, then had to start tracking down the place where his brother was. I think they'd moved house once or twice over the years, so I dunno if he knew their current address or not. Regardless, we managed to convince ultra bitch to stay a couple days (not hard) and keep her around with no major incidents (very hard) until Big Bro finally found Little Bro. Apparently Little Bro thought it was a stranger breaking into the house at first and almost ended up stabbing him, but thankfully that didn't end up being the case.
Big Bro actually took Little Bro in to live with him after that, which caused ultra bitch to freak out and try and get him arrested for kidnapping, but since he's old enough, that shit didn't fly. Big Bro's a pretty sweet guy despite the hell he went through, and Little Bro's much more of a problem child - understandable though, apparently she got much worse after Big Bro left. I can only imagine the life that kid has. He's barely educated, practically illiterate.
They've still got a lot of challenges left ahead of them, but I'm just glad they have each other. Can't imagine how alone they both must have felt in the past, but we've got a big-ass family on this side of the pond and we're all pretty supportive of them and happy that they did finally manage to connect again.
Sorry to go rambling on, I just felt it was a decent example of just how fucked up a person can be, regardless of gender.
Although personally I see women try and pull family-destroying shit like this way more often than men. Men are usually more direct violence and sexual assault, which is more horrific than tragic I would argue... I should probably stop talking and go to bed...
This is one the most fucked up things i have ever read.
Believe it or not, it gets worse. The pain reason that ultra bitch is so ungodly fucked in the head (and I only discovered this information recently from another of my aunts) was that her father was an absolute fucking monster.
He beat his kids and his wife. That, I already knew. He eventually drove his wife to suicide and left his own 7 daughters to fend for themselves on the street as teenagers. That, I already knew. What I was not aware of, was the fact that for the decade and a half or so that most of the girls lived there, he molested them. He actually fucking RAPED his own daughters. They lived in a small flat in rural Ireland, which meant the police didn't do shit about any of this. Domestic problems were pretty much ignored in those days.
Out of the seven girls, they were divided into two rooms. The three younger kids in one, and the three older ones plus the baby (my mother) in the other. That room had three beds - a single, a double and the crib. Every single night, the three girls used to fight each other over who got to sleep in the double bed. Because he'd always target the one in the single bed. Sometimes they got lucky - he was a drunkard, and an irregular in his own house. So it wasn't uncommon for him to not show up at all some nights. But he got home late enough that you never knew. Even after you were asleep, you weren't necessarily safe.
My mom was too young for any of this to really imprint on her, but she does recall one incident very vivdly. One where her own mother was asking her - a young child, probably less than 8 - to run from her house, barefoot, in the middle of the night to get her grandfather, who was the only one who ever bothered to intervene. My mom said no, she didn't want to. Half an hour later, her father got home and backhanded the woman across the kitchen so hard it broke her jaw. My mother left the house at that point, but the guilt of not doing so sooner plagues her to this day.
Needless to say, the older girls are the most fucked up because of this. Ultra bitch in particular was victim to an early puberty, making her the "favourite". The other two aren't doing much better.
One of them is a homeless, alcoholic lesbian in spain who spends 99% of her time in bars, living off of favours and losing friends pretty much as fast as she can replace them. She's petty, violent and jealous, and constantly tries to turn members of the family against each other or make herself look like a hero. She's fucked with Little Bro's head a bit, since she's more or less the only other person Ultra Bitch lets in from the family. No children, needless to say.
The other is now herself a battered housewife, married to a convicted criminal. She lives in a fantasy world where she's the only important one and the facts don't matter. The sad part about her is that every few months, she seems to flip from being a manipulative sociopathic bitch to realising how fucked up she is and trying desperately to apologize. She can be
nasty though, which makes her hard to forgive, even if her plea is heartwrenching. Two kids, both in their 20s. Both criminals, one active, one retired. He's a dad himself now, and seems to be reforming his life after coming out of prison.
On top of all that, our entire family is poor as shit - we're actually disputing with the banks in an attempt to keep the roof over our heads where I live at the moment - and the absolute nicest of that particular group passed away only a year and a half ago. She was struck down at a relatively young age by an extremely brutal case of ALS, a neurodegenerative condition that left her paralysed in three months and unable to breath in eight. We lost her in only a year from when she was diagnosed to when she finally passed away in her sleep.
So yeah... There's a lot of baggage in this family. My generation of cousins are pretty much the guys trying to keep the dysfunctional bunch together. It's hard work, but, well... We're trying.
Literally the same thing happened to me and another of my friends.
Fuck off outta' here with your fake news.
Well , my cousin is having the same problem.
Although is das wasn't dead yet.
This is fucked up but you would not imagine what women can do for some money.....
When is discovered all that, he broke 3 ribs of his mother out of pure anger and she called the police for violence.
Fortunelately, he got away with "only" a 2 000$ fine and an order to never come close to her again. But honestly , what infuriates me the most is the female judge saying it's not the first she sees something like this and she can't really do anything to my cousin...
Can't a case be that this sort of thing is emotional abuse or negligence?
As a matter of fact , we considered emotional abuse , but the judge and lawyer told us we could lose a tons of money for a very uncertain gain....
The simpliest way to get defend herself would be to considere herself abused by his husband , thus divorcing and trying to forget him and protect her son by not letting his son get anything from his father.
This is surprisingly a very strong defense nowadays because of how many feminist judges there is.
Sick, but hard cold truth......
- give her a cup of coffee and there you go, All You Need Is Kill
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Viva la France
- they were snazzle dazzle
Viva la France
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