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#1211593 - stay classy...san diego? 04/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1211592 - plants are for pants nerd 04/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1211488 - >Not buy TLOU >save 50 euros by buying original ver…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1211506 - starkexpanse (04/18/2015) [-]
> Implying The Road has the True Grit version of Ellen Page, overgrown cities with plant-zombies, and spike-bombs.
User avatar #1211592 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
plants are for pants nerd
#8 - that actually seems like a great mechanic 04/18/2015 on Pretty Good AI +20
#75 - BOULET! PRAISE BOULET! PROFESSIONAL COMIC AR… 04/18/2015 on If light was liquid 0
#1145089 - they're twisting an already dry towel, steins;gate's story doe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1145129 - magicjesuscf (04/18/2015) [-]
I disagree, there is an abundance of material the story can focus on involving the dystopian future. (Which the story is taking place.) I have to admit that adding more to the story is not necessary but is not really a terrible idea since this version of the story is on another world line. In my opinion, one of the main appeals of Steins;Gate were the characters themselves. I couldn't careless if the story progressed just as long as I get to witness Okabe and his shenanigans. But yeah you might be right about the story having a little too many episodes.
#1145088 - The artstyle is funky and the story fun, but what rockets cham…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1145189 - synchron (04/19/2015) [-]
I hit a mid-anime bump in terms of enjoyment. I need to tough it out and finish it.
#73 - shiet, we don't even call it that 04/18/2015 on Polan 0
#47 - new wealth does that to people, we're talking about a nation w… 04/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
#48 - it's not an unpopular opinion you whore 04/18/2015 on Sinbad: Legend of the Seven... +9
#47 - I never understood why this tanked. I'm baffled. Maybe because…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Sinbad: Legend of the Seven... +1
#55 - funnygiggles (04/18/2015) [-]
I think its because they spent way too much money on production. Compared to Disney these guys were dumping loads on 2D animation.
#21 - 3 panels to state the same thing. 04/18/2015 on Hey Garrus 0
#41 - so meme  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Duck 0
#42 - rapesquadkillaz (04/18/2015) [-]
So Robin Williams
#37 - yeah, over here "asian groups of families with flags and …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #38 - deviousxreaper (04/18/2015) [-]
damn, ight
#35 - we met different tourists then, no biggie 04/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
#34 - i'm not generalizing either, who knows  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #36 - deviousxreaper (04/18/2015) [-]
All im saying is that i always thought it was really weird like idk I never really seen a bunch of generic asian ppl walk around carrying flags until i went to europe last summer
User avatar #37 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
yeah, over here "asian groups of families with flags and cameras" are a walking cliché
User avatar #38 - deviousxreaper (04/18/2015) [-]
damn, ight
#32 - what? I'm french and we're not especially known for pugs.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Polan 0
#61 - anotheroneonearth (04/18/2015) [-]
really?
User avatar #33 - demd (04/18/2015) [-]
French bulldog
still not french though
User avatar #73 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
shiet, we don't even call it that
#32 - what? idk, i seen some flags but on japanese groups.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #33 - deviousxreaper (04/18/2015) [-]
Ohhhh ok so that's what they were.
User avatar #34 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
i'm not generalizing either, who knows
User avatar #36 - deviousxreaper (04/18/2015) [-]
All im saying is that i always thought it was really weird like idk I never really seen a bunch of generic asian ppl walk around carrying flags until i went to europe last summer
User avatar #37 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
yeah, over here "asian groups of families with flags and cameras" are a walking cliché
User avatar #38 - deviousxreaper (04/18/2015) [-]
damn, ight
#1211101 - nasty rash, get some medX 04/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +3
#67 - the moment he goes big he loses all momentum from the arrow, weird  [+] (9 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Green Arrow +1
User avatar #76 - oceanmist (04/18/2015) [-]
Conservation of energy, yo. When his mass increases, his velocity has to decrease.
User avatar #93 - superflystickman (04/18/2015) [-]
To be fair, the utilization of Pym particles in general leads to mass buttfuckery of physics. Like the bit where he maintains full size strength when small but his strength grows with him when he becomes big
#92 - ignusim (04/18/2015) [-]
oceanmist face when
User avatar #84 - dukeofmordor (04/18/2015) [-]
Dear Dairy,

I learnt sumting tooday
User avatar #77 - whichever (04/18/2015) [-]
wouldnt that be conservation of momentum
User avatar #78 - bagguhsleep (04/18/2015) [-]
kinetic energy involves both mass and velocity, just like momentum, but you're also right

it's not like you can conserve one or the other
User avatar #94 - ninjaroo (04/18/2015) [-]
Momentum is always conserved.
#97 - bagguhsleep (04/20/2015) [-]
they're both conserved you handsome fool
User avatar #98 - ninjaroo (04/21/2015) [-]
If your system is big enough, sure. But with respect to kinetic energy, no. You can lose kinetic energy, but momentum is always conserved.
#3185 - didn't see last ep, we'll see  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
User avatar #3186 - desacabose (04/18/2015) [-]
super cereal spoier
Nigga everyone they send to Iosefka dies. they're missing out on a lot of venders of lore.
#49 - yeah confucianism made a return after the end of communism, ha… 04/18/2015 on Koreas 0
#3183 - running out of potions and bullets. I love it when they go ful…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
User avatar #3184 - desacabose (04/18/2015) [-]
they're sending everyone to cthulu though
User avatar #3185 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
didn't see last ep, we'll see
User avatar #3186 - desacabose (04/18/2015) [-]
super cereal spoier
Nigga everyone they send to Iosefka dies. they're missing out on a lot of venders of lore.
#3182 - it's ******* fun tho 04/18/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
#25 - i don't get how the asian's at fault, though working as a …  [+] (11 new replies) 04/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #46 - thisistheguy (04/18/2015) [-]
They're polite it's just they are the 'most touristy'. I went to 7 different countries over spring break and in almost every one they were the people with the selfie sticks and takingg pictures with the ipads. They also were always swarmed around the 'big attraction' that tourists and only tourists would want to see like the little alarm show thing that goes on above the astronomical clock in Prague. At least half the people in the crowd looking at it were Asians and their goddamn ipads.
User avatar #47 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
new wealth does that to people, we're talking about a nation where their dads literally got sent from cities and universities to farmyards by Mao
User avatar #30 - luqmanr (04/18/2015) [-]
from my experience, chinese are the worst. the polite ones are probably japanese or singaporean. i'm indonesian so i see them quite often
User avatar #35 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
we met different tourists then, no biggie
User avatar #28 - deviousxreaper (04/18/2015) [-]
Do they bring their lil chinese flags in there or do some randam ass chinese tourist groups jus do that ?
User avatar #32 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
what? idk, i seen some flags but on japanese groups.
User avatar #33 - deviousxreaper (04/18/2015) [-]
Ohhhh ok so that's what they were.
User avatar #34 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
i'm not generalizing either, who knows
User avatar #36 - deviousxreaper (04/18/2015) [-]
All im saying is that i always thought it was really weird like idk I never really seen a bunch of generic asian ppl walk around carrying flags until i went to europe last summer
User avatar #37 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
yeah, over here "asian groups of families with flags and cameras" are a walking cliché
User avatar #38 - deviousxreaper (04/18/2015) [-]
damn, ight

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (58 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #3200 - desacabose (4 hours ago) [-]
I need them to do playthroughs of the other Souls games
User avatar #3201 to #3200 - desacabose (4 hours ago) [-]
You and your anons
#3199 - fefe (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm here too guys
User avatar #3195 - desacabose (04/25/2015) [-]
The GoT playthrough is making me saltier than the WD playthrough

User avatar #3196 to #3195 - desacabose (04/25/2015) [-]
God damn it just get back up
User avatar #3197 to #3196 - herecomesjohnny (04/26/2015) [-]
you know they got salty at kenny for nearly nothing during wd
User avatar #3198 to #3197 - desacabose (04/26/2015) [-]
"Pat I stubbed my toe"
"Damn it kenny"
User avatar #3191 - desacabose (04/22/2015) [-]
Do you think they're going to notice the latern slowing their stamina regen down
User avatar #3192 to #3191 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
I don't even see it
User avatar #3193 to #3192 - desacabose (04/22/2015) [-]
I think it's a demon's souls latern
User avatar #3194 to #3193 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
i'll take your word for it, mayne
#3187 - desacabose (04/22/2015) [-]
Bloodborne is pretty ******* metal
User avatar #3188 to #3187 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
watching the LP?
User avatar #3189 to #3188 - desacabose (04/22/2015) [-]
They better eat those umbilical cords
User avatar #3190 to #3189 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
that thunderdog seems infuriating
User avatar #3180 - desacabose (04/18/2015) [-]
Please tell me they're not going to send everyone to Iosefka
User avatar #3181 to #3180 - desacabose (04/18/2015) [-]
rip playthrough
User avatar #3183 to #3181 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
running out of potions and bullets. I love it when they go full scrublord
User avatar #3184 to #3183 - desacabose (04/18/2015) [-]
they're sending everyone to cthulu though
User avatar #3185 to #3184 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
didn't see last ep, we'll see
User avatar #3186 to #3185 - desacabose (04/18/2015) [-]
super cereal spoier
***** everyone they send to Iosefka dies. they're missing out on a lot of venders of lore.
User avatar #3170 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
I can't wait for their reactions when they find out there's a devil trigger in bloodborne
User avatar #3171 to #3170 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
w-what's that?

also i'm fighting the old iron king today. I died four times, never got hit by his attacks once but i keep straight up walking in lava. Wonderful.
User avatar #3173 to #3171 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
The Old Iron King isn't very hard except for the ******** hitboxes on some of his attacks

Also the lava pool placed there because the Old Iron King wasn't very hard
User avatar #3174 to #3173 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
i wouldn't care but the way to him is so ******* arduous, what pricks
User avatar #3175 to #3174 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a bonfire in the room with fire heads right before him
User avatar #3178 to #3176 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a lever near it that turns off all the fire in the area too
User avatar #3177 to #3176 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
Climb the ladder
User avatar #3179 to #3177 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm done for tonight. **** this and **** the ladder man and **** twinkling titanite
User avatar #3172 to #3171 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
They finally found a beast blood pellet
It turns you into a werewolf
#3168 - fefe (04/14/2015) [-]
Why are you still making us stalk him
User avatar #3165 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #3167 to #3166 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
Good Morning.

Hello.
User avatar #3163 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
Liam better not kill Kate
User avatar #3164 to #3163 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
dropping the hammer for the axe was an ehhhh move, damn
User avatar #3162 - desacabose (04/10/2015) [-]
Still waiting on Woolie to fight Aldia
User avatar #3155 - desacabose (04/09/2015) [-]
lon
User avatar #3158 to #3157 - herecomesjohnny (04/10/2015) [-]
this is it, isn't it? it's come to you saying random words now.
User avatar #3159 to #3158 - desacabose (04/10/2015) [-]
***** I just spread babylon zoo over 4 profiles
This is only the beginning
User avatar #3160 to #3159 - herecomesjohnny (04/10/2015) [-]
>90's band
I think it's already over bruh
User avatar #3143 - desacabose (04/02/2015) [-]
I have to go mess with 10 people for college

I finally have to do something stupid for science
User avatar #3144 to #3143 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
i thought you were in law school, not science school
User avatar #3146 to #3144 - desacabose (04/02/2015) [-]
Law science
User avatar #3138 to #3136 - desacabose (03/30/2015) [-]
I knew I recognized the title theme
User avatar #3139 to #3137 - herecomesjohnny (03/30/2015) [-]
I TOLD you it was confirmed you ******
User avatar #3140 to #3139 - desacabose (03/30/2015) [-]
***** I told you they'd do it when they first started the Dark Souls II playthrough
User avatar #3154 to #3140 - herecomesjohnny (04/04/2015) [-]
b-bloodborne seems fun
User avatar #3127 - desacabose (03/29/2015) [-]
Are you watching the Blooborne LP
User avatar #3128 to #3127 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
what? it's not on the page, what you talking about. They mentioned doing something "special' on the podcast but wha
User avatar #3130 to #3129 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
are you ******* with me
#3131 to #3130 - desacabose (03/29/2015) [-]
You just need to believe   
Everyone does, so maybe, just maybe Pat and Woolie will hear   
So that they can begin the playthrough we need
You just need to believe
Everyone does, so maybe, just maybe Pat and Woolie will hear
So that they can begin the playthrough we need
User avatar #3132 to #3131 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
listen guy

listen

it's confirmed

they recorded it

calm the **** down

take a nap
User avatar #3133 to #3132 - desacabose (03/29/2015) [-]
I can't
#3125 - notsoulmyr (03/29/2015) [-]
Your Steam profile pic is Deus Ex: HR, right?
#3126 to #3125 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
oh **** soul how's stuff, it's been long
sorry for the radio silence, I stopped fj for a while
#3134 to #3126 - notsoulmyr (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh you know, same old, same old. School and stuff. Dark Souls and stuff
User avatar #3141 to #3134 - herecomesjohnny (03/31/2015) [-]
how's college? not as bad as expected?
#3142 to #3141 - notsoulmyr (03/31/2015) [-]
Not as bad as expected, not as good as I had hoped. Pretty "eh", I'd say
User avatar #3145 to #3142 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
sounds like a pretty tame reaction, man. You doing art?
User avatar #3147 to #3145 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
Not really, most I do is for school assignments and such
User avatar #3148 to #3147 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
...well that ******* blows, what are you studying then?
User avatar #3149 to #3148 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
Graphic Design
User avatar #3150 to #3149 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
yeah like my brother then, drawing chairs and toothbrushes, eventually making a teapot, not making much cool joshiraku art. Good luck, I hear it's not difficult but very tiring
User avatar #3151 to #3150 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
It's more like ads with me. It's fun sometimes, I have a chance to get creative, but not as fun as drawing nekkid Joshirakus.
#3152 to #3151 - herecomesjohnny (04/04/2015) [-]
oh yeah? my brother did some ads too, pic related, my fave

don't forget to cultivate your artist skils though, my brother kinda lost his character model touch after doing dead stuff too long
User avatar #3153 to #3152 - notsoulmyr (04/04/2015) [-]
Heh, that's pretty cool.

I'll try to remember that
User avatar #3119 - desacabose (03/18/2015) [-]
Now is the time to get your hopes up for bloodborne
User avatar #3120 to #3119 - herecomesjohnny (03/18/2015) [-]
eh, i'm more waiting for the mortal kombat x vids, or kojima hills.
User avatar #3121 to #3120 - desacabose (03/18/2015) [-]
What about The Phantom Pain
User avatar #3122 to #3121 - herecomesjohnny (03/18/2015) [-]
i told you again and again i only ever played the gbc metal gear, i'm 100% eh on that
now, i don't want to sound like a huge vagina but life is strange is pretty good and looking forward to the rest
User avatar #3124 to #3123 - herecomesjohnny (03/18/2015) [-]
HAH i still get anons after all this time.
User avatar #3108 to #3106 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
******* james sunderland on the podcast, you catch that?
User avatar #3110 to #3108 - desacabose (03/04/2015) [-]
also no
User avatar #3112 to #3110 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
then watch that, the voice actor did an interview with them, good stuff
User avatar #3113 to #3112 - desacabose (03/04/2015) [-]
but where
User avatar #3114 to #3113 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
friendcast of last week, dude.
User avatar #3115 to #3114 - desacabose (03/04/2015) [-]
Did Pat get a boner that pierced the heavens
User avatar #3118 to #3115 - herecomesjohnny (03/05/2015) [-]
he actually contained himself pretty good
User avatar #3111 to #3109 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
always so cryptic
User avatar #3101 to #3100 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2015) [-]
ungrateful ape gee already pink?
#3102 to #3101 - danihel (03/03/2015) [-]
i dont understand what it means to be pink
User avatar #3103 to #3102 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2015) [-]
isn't it something to do with thumbs? low thumbs or something?
#3099 to #3096 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2015) [-]
HOLY **** YES THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU
User avatar #3105 to #3099 - yeorgh (03/03/2015) [-]
Oh you're alive.
User avatar #3107 to #3105 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
yeah, alive but busy for quite a while. I check in now and then. Anime board's gone to **** though.
User avatar #3116 to #3107 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah it's been pretty bad this past week or two.
User avatar #3117 to #3116 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
But hey, more Chimoguri.
User avatar #3098 to #3096 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2015) [-]
OH MY GOD WHAT? What is this!?
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