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#7 - ...like in avatar the last airbender...  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Pack that shit in a bong... -3
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User avatar #9 - faguette (11/17/2014) [-]
but they don't get high off the frogs, they get high because they're so damn sick they can't think straight. the frogs make them un-sick
User avatar #11 - herecomesjohnny (11/17/2014) [-]
ah yeah
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#21 - I don't want to be a devil's advocate but in my time on fj, po… 11/17/2014 on You know you fuck up when +6
#1077764 - still less retarded than naruto 11/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1077763 - ew, nasty 11/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#147 - Uhm...well...alright then. 11/17/2014 on Praying for my country +1
#141 - wait so you basically look at romania from the airport window?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Praying for my country 0
#143 - stlassassinfhc (11/17/2014) [-]
Pretty much, just while landing and taking off
#147 - herecomesjohnny (11/17/2014) [-]
Uhm...well...alright then.
#1100904 - why you little.. 11/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1077712 - Picture 11/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#25989 - I really like this walking dead episode. Nice dialog, scenery,…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #25996 - sannukas (11/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's was pretty good. Felt more like a movie rather than a soap opera.
But seeing that there is only 2 episodes left before the mid season break made me sad.
#1100851 - the size of them tears, though.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1100898 - schurftinator (11/17/2014) [-]
casul
User avatar #1100904 - herecomesjohnny (11/17/2014) [-]
why you little..
User avatar #1100878 - playercz (11/17/2014) [-]
not covering at least 35% of the screen
casaul
User avatar #1100852 - adunsaveme (11/17/2014) [-]
>sjw tears
User avatar #1100854 - adunsaveme (11/17/2014) [-]
eh
#74 - Obvious irony, or at least bait. 11/17/2014 on It's official +1
#17 - ******** is srs bsnss 11/16/2014 on The Age of Mewtwo 0
#1100319 - find a bartender, they often have drinks 11/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1100146 - i tried it (only ninja gaiden game on pc without emulating) an… 11/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1100039 - so apparently finding the "controlled tears" item wh…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1100079 - alexanderburns (11/16/2014) [-]
pc gets red ring
proof its not better than xbox
#1100056 - Womens Study Major (11/16/2014) [-]
And so herecomesjohnny went on to fuck everything repeatedly with a red beam ring of death and saddness
User avatar #1100066 - rakdinas (11/16/2014) [-]
i was wondering what would happen with that combination.

also, cyclops eye(forgot name) + quad shot + chocolate milk = rapid firing death

now go kill mega satan
User avatar #1100067 - rakdinas (11/16/2014) [-]
aaand accidently replied to anon instead of OP. great job me
User avatar #1100103 - finblob (11/16/2014) [-]
anons are people too
#viva la anon
#1100074 - giinthir (11/16/2014) [-]
#16 - >guy has to make a call >walks to that one piano in … 11/16/2014 on Chicago's Magical Piano +3
#5179 - >how do I make a girl? 11/16/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1099940 - not exactly 27 minutes of gameplay like they said, but woo thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1099942 - finblob (11/16/2014) [-]
did you see the freeze time spell he used fighting the dragon?
that looks cool
#1099936 - nice video game 11/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#15 - There already is the comic "Ma√ľs" in which nazis ar… 11/16/2014 on We didn't start the fire +1
#13 - >china, they are getting ready for something big T…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Feminism in Russia +3
#69 - whistleandrun (11/16/2014) [-]
>making shanghai as tall as possible
i live in china and this is so true
User avatar #31 - RiflemanFunny (11/16/2014) [-]
And trying to get off the backing of the US Dollar.
#1076994 - It's gotten so mechanical, not even a please or a thank you. … 11/16/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1076975 - Oh those good old stickmen fights, those were the days. 11/16/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#72 - >europe doesn't have poor places with hoodlums  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Safety First 0
User avatar #142 - holybronybatman (11/16/2014) [-]
I didn't say that, you turd filled sandwich bag.
#87 - Womens Study Major (11/16/2014) [-]
No. Not like we do. The Bloods and Crips are just rap lyrics or movie characters to you. In the US, our hoodlums are different. Eurofags can't simultaneously say that Eurofagistan is safer, less violent, more civil, and etc. than the US and say that you have the same criminal element that we do. Pick one. Actually, I will help you. Since you don't have the criminal element we do (...and gang violence is only one part of it. There are racial issues, socioeconomic, and etc. that Europe simply doesn't have.), Eurofags are generally safer, less violent, and more civil, okay?
#1076842 - (though the "underrated" here is very debatable) 11/15/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (55 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#2953 - notsoulmyr (4 hours ago) [-]
Bonjour Jhonny, mon french friend.
#2954 to #2953 - herecomesjohnny (4 hours ago) [-]
Duuuuuuuude, how's it been
#2955 to #2954 - notsoulmyr (4 hours ago) [-]
< Like this picture.
University is not fun
I have no friends here. People like memes and some of them watch PewDiePie in the cafeteria.
Also I do next to no drawing, even though I signed up for Graphic Design. Seriously I have more of everything else BUT the thing I want.
Also it's cold.
How are things in ... uh ... How are things with you?
#2956 to #2955 - herecomesjohnny (4 hours ago) [-]
my big brother graduated in graphic design last year, he has a lot of pretty pictures of chairs and toothbrushes. Apparently it leads to video games, too, so he's hyped. Hang in there man, you'll draw yet.

me I'm in 3rd year law school now, and I'm just exhausted all the time. Weekends are basically for sleep. But eh it's pretty much all dandy except seeing some friends drop out, and not grabbing ass.

So you living alone and **** or what
#2957 to #2956 - notsoulmyr (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I'm hoping for the same, actually.

nobody is grabbing ass Johnny m'boy

Not yet, I was thinking after I get my bachelors or if I get a decent job in the meantime. Who knows. The night is young and I still don't know how to iron clothes.
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - herecomesjohnny (4 hours ago) [-]
**** , ironing clothes is a luxury, I can't even fit an ironing table in my studio. But chill man the first few months of college are always a headache
User avatar #2959 to #2958 - notsoulmyr (4 hours ago) [-]
It's university for me, although I'm not sure if that's just our name for it or if there is an actual difference.
User avatar #2960 to #2959 - herecomesjohnny (4 hours ago) [-]
I just use it to say "big kids school", americans and english already have different notions and it's a drag to keep up with all that
User avatar #2961 to #2960 - notsoulmyr (4 hours ago) [-]
Man I miss being in the kiddie school. I could touch girl butts all I wanted. Now when I do it it's sexual harrasment
#2962 to #2961 - herecomesjohnny (4 hours ago) [-]
tell them it was to examine the ergonomy, or some graphic design stuff
User avatar #2963 to #2962 - notsoulmyr (4 hours ago) [-]
"Excuse me ma'am, I need to check your skirt for penis, it's a matter of national security!"
User avatar #2964 to #2963 - herecomesjohnny (4 hours ago) [-]
speaking of design, at one point the city of paris paid an american artist to make a modern christmas tree and the guy legit just made a huge butt plug, it stayed there for a few days, too.
User avatar #2965 to #2964 - notsoulmyr (4 hours ago) [-]
U S A! U S A!
User avatar #2966 to #2965 - herecomesjohnny (4 hours ago) [-]
anyway, it's almost midnight and i'm going to sleep, gnight soul
User avatar #2967 to #2966 - notsoulmyr (4 hours ago) [-]
Adieu, Jhohny my boy
User avatar #2968 to #2967 - herecomesjohnny (4 hours ago) [-]
vive la révolutionhonhonhonhon
#2946 - desacabose (11/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2947 to #2946 - herecomesjohnny (11/18/2014) [-]
that was legit whatever I remember from my class of history of law.
User avatar #2948 to #2947 - desacabose (11/18/2014) [-]
Well you know what they say
User avatar #2949 to #2948 - herecomesjohnny (11/18/2014) [-]
if it's brown flush it down?
User avatar #2936 - yeorgh (11/13/2014) [-]
Did you read I am a Hero?
User avatar #2937 to #2936 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
Christ, I can never figure out what the **** is going to happen next with that series.
User avatar #2938 to #2937 - yeorgh (11/15/2014) [-]
Did you see the spoiler?
User avatar #2939 to #2938 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
at the end with the pic of the baby? yeah. But for all we know he put it there because we might not even see her again in the manga.
User avatar #2940 to #2939 - yeorgh (11/15/2014) [-]
She dead, I didn't want her to be gone at first but being pregnant with some other dudes baby is a no go, good riddance.
User avatar #2941 to #2940 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
confirmed dead?
User avatar #2942 to #2941 - yeorgh (11/15/2014) [-]
No idea, i'm just going with the image, there are spoilers around /a/ since the raws are floating but I didn't want to look it up.
User avatar #2943 to #2942 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
yeah i'll found out on the spot too.
Otherwise the bathouse sequence was a little ****** up. Not just the swallowing but the "we gotta go bathe with zombies outside!" **** was irrational.
User avatar #2944 to #2943 - yeorgh (11/15/2014) [-]
Not like the series ever made much sense to begin with, especially MC-kun getting swallowed and using that zombie like a mecha.
User avatar #2945 to #2944 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
that was kinda cool in a way. I always like the hallucination moments in this.
#2929 - desacabose (11/05/2014) [-]
All of these amazing goddamn Wii U games coming out
User avatar #2931 to #2929 - herecomesjohnny (11/05/2014) [-]
well now you know how i feel post-e3
User avatar #2932 to #2931 - desacabose (11/05/2014) [-]
Majora's Mask 3D though
User avatar #2933 to #2932 - herecomesjohnny (11/05/2014) [-]
bah, we knew since ALBW
User avatar #2928 - desacabose (11/05/2014) [-]
I was unaware PersonaQ existed
#2930 to #2928 - herecomesjohnny (11/05/2014) [-]
dunno, i'm not a personafag although i tried arena once
dunno, i'm not a personafag although i tried arena once
User avatar #2913 - desacabose (11/04/2014) [-]
D4 hype
User avatar #2914 to #2913 - herecomesjohnny (11/04/2014) [-]
oh totes, i'm digging this
User avatar #2915 to #2914 - desacabose (11/04/2014) [-]
Are they digging it or are they continuing their transformation into a salt mine
User avatar #2916 to #2915 - herecomesjohnny (11/04/2014) [-]
they're watching liam play and it's all comfy fun
User avatar #2917 to #2916 - desacabose (11/04/2014) [-]
***** why do you host anon gatherings on your profile
User avatar #2918 to #2917 - herecomesjohnny (11/04/2014) [-]
people google the wallpapers and come here, not my fault
User avatar #2919 to #2918 - desacabose (11/04/2014) [-]
Woolie took 4+ hours to beat fume knight
#2920 to #2919 - herecomesjohnny (11/04/2014) [-]
i stopped ds2 at the ruin sentinels (gonna finish sometime), i ain't go no clue what you on about boss
User avatar #2921 to #2920 - desacabose (11/04/2014) [-]
Did you get to where pat engaged salt mode at DkS 1 items
User avatar #2923 to #2921 - herecomesjohnny (11/04/2014) [-]
wait that was a figure of speech
User avatar #2922 to #2921 - herecomesjohnny (11/04/2014) [-]
nah i don't watch the LP, I didn't wanna after getting annoyed with pat for a while
User avatar #2925 to #2924 - herecomesjohnny (11/04/2014) [-]
walking dead, man
User avatar #2926 to #2925 - desacabose (11/04/2014) [-]
I mean why is that a figure of speech
User avatar #2927 to #2926 - herecomesjohnny (11/04/2014) [-]
no i thought you meant playing ds2 and actually seeing pat for a sec and i'm really ******* tired, i studied work contract law all day ***** .
#2910 to #2909 - herecomesjohnny (11/04/2014) [-]
>tfw your friends aren't filthy enough for filthy franku
User avatar #2911 to #2910 - danield (11/04/2014) [-]
We've become so desensitized by things on the internet that filthy frank seems so normal. haha
User avatar #2912 to #2911 - herecomesjohnny (11/04/2014) [-]
actually yeah pretty much, for realsies
User avatar #2900 to #2899 - danield (10/31/2014) [-]
you wish to become a little girl?
User avatar #2901 to #2900 - herecomesjohnny (10/31/2014) [-]
what says i'm already not one?
User avatar #2902 to #2901 - danield (10/31/2014) [-]
i wish to be little girl also. tell kyubei i will sign a deal with him
#2904 to #2903 - danield (10/31/2014) [-]
Just having an intelligence of a 20+ year old in a 10 year old body would be sweet
User avatar #2905 to #2904 - herecomesjohnny (10/31/2014) [-]
i'd just act like a 10 year old all over again, except for the whole good grades thing.
User avatar #2878 - yusay ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
You like Liar Game right? I just started it after finishing One Outs since they're by the same author. Pretty interesting, although a lot less dialogue heavy so far.
#2879 to #2878 - herecomesjohnny (10/22/2014) [-]
...One Outs and Liar Game are by the same author?? holy 						****
...One Outs and Liar Game are by the same author?? holy ****
User avatar #2880 to #2879 - yusay ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, and it really shows in the writing and art style. Even down to that **** eating grin he draws that makes me want to punch the guys.
User avatar #2881 to #2880 - herecomesjohnny (10/22/2014) [-]
i've only ever saw the one outs anime so i can't compare
so how you finding liar game? the first "game" isn't great, the beginning isn't the best part
User avatar #2882 to #2881 - yusay ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
First game was kind of simple and easy to guess what he was doing, but it was still pretty enjoyable. Looks like it'll be a good read.
User avatar #2883 to #2882 - herecomesjohnny (10/22/2014) [-]
the second one sets the vibe for the rest of the series, kinda. Second one's actually really neat
God, now that i think about it liar game and one outs are pretty alike in the mind games and all that, makes so much sense
User avatar #2884 to #2883 - yusay ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
I'll get started on that later today.
One Outs got pretty crazy towards the end, Tokuchi was a mastermind. Real shame though that the anime ended right before Tokuchi became the new owner.
User avatar #2885 to #2884 - herecomesjohnny (10/22/2014) [-]
Well I might get saddled on the one outs manga then, sounds exciting
User avatar #2886 to #2885 - yusay ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
If you want to pick it up where the anime stopped, it's Ch 83. A fair amount of the chapters the anime covered aren't translated. And it says 175 chapters total, but 168 is the ending and the last 7 chapters are some earlier stuff and then some epilogue.
#2887 to #2886 - herecomesjohnny (10/22/2014) [-]
alright then, thanks for the heads up
#2890 to #2887 - yusay ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
Oh **** , they take place in the same world.
User avatar #2891 to #2890 - herecomesjohnny (10/25/2014) [-]
i like that kind of wink to authors' other stuff
User avatar #2892 to #2891 - yusay ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
It's pretty nice, got a smile out of me.

Nao though is way too gullible.
User avatar #2893 to #2892 - herecomesjohnny (10/25/2014) [-]
she smartens up later... little by little.
User avatar #2894 to #2893 - yusay ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
I hope so. This Revival Game is really hard to read with her constantly getting tricked.
User avatar #2895 to #2894 - herecomesjohnny (10/25/2014) [-]
well i'm not going to spoil anything but i'll just say she's much less airhead later on
User avatar #2906 to #2895 - yusay ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
106 chapters in, this is great. She's gotten a lot better and almost each round is really interesting.
#2907 to #2906 - herecomesjohnny (11/01/2014) [-]
well, happy you like it   
   
I stopped reading last summer though, I want to wait until the recent round is over before getting started on it.
well, happy you like it

I stopped reading last summer though, I want to wait until the recent round is over before getting started on it.
User avatar #2908 to #2907 - yusay ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, these games go on for so long that I can see why you'd want to do that. Before starting it I thought if it was 200 chapters it must be really drawn out with tons of rounds, but they've only done 7 so far.
User avatar #2877 - desacabose (10/15/2014) [-]
Woolie has gained a cestus hard on
User avatar #2871 - danield (10/10/2014) [-]
do i have you on steam?
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - herecomesjohnny (10/10/2014) [-]
yeah you added me when you were leaving for some top sekrits op
User avatar #2874 to #2872 - danield (10/10/2014) [-]
what the hell was your name again?

don't get upset
User avatar #2875 to #2874 - herecomesjohnny (10/10/2014) [-]
nah it's cool. ketchupdelite. Add an alias to fj'ers, it's what i do.
User avatar #2876 to #2875 - danield (10/10/2014) [-]
I actually do have you
User avatar #2869 - desacabose (10/10/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure Pat and Matt somehow made the red sea with their Walking Dead Season 2 playthrough
User avatar #2873 to #2870 - herecomesjohnny (10/10/2014) [-]
pat's got frustration issues, man
#2867 - spookyscary (09/25/2014) [-]
BOOGA WOOGA BOO   
NO GOOD BONES FOR YOU
BOOGA WOOGA BOO
NO GOOD BONES FOR YOU
#2859 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh come on this is just ********
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
i don't even use the phasing powerup past the phasing challenge level
#2861 to #2860 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Get your ******* MLG ass outta here, frenchie
User avatar #2862 to #2861 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
do a pure shovel run!
User avatar #2863 to #2862 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
No thanks, I my keyboard intact
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
oh hey by the way, if you see a wandering boss called the baz, it's matt and pat that got him in there when kickstarting the game
#2865 to #2864 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh, I was wondering why he looked so familiar.

Also there's a hall of fame for people who kickstarted the thing, but I didn't see either of them. I did see Egoraptor though
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
hm, i don't know, i did hear on their podcast they contributed to it and the baz got in there as thanks or something.
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - danield (09/14/2014) [-]
I told you i would wait for you once you got out of jailbanland!
User avatar #2855 to #2854 - herecomesjohnny (09/14/2014) [-]
well **** 12 hours i ******* hope so
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - danield (09/14/2014) [-]
that's the equivalent of 5 years in real life
#2857 to #2856 - herecomesjohnny (09/14/2014) [-]
yeah time changes on the inside
yeah time changes on the inside
#2843 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
While everyone was waiting for the professor in class my friend's phone started ringing in my pocket
#2844 to #2843 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
woah man crazy i mean like holy 						****					 man
woah man crazy i mean like holy **** man
User avatar #2846 to #2844 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
***** you don't just read my mind so you know what happened in class
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
***** you don't just leave a voice message like that
#2847 to #2845 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
dun dun duuuunnnnn
dun dun duuuunnnnn
User avatar #2848 to #2847 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
>Stick phone in my coat pocket
>Wait for class to start
>Leave voice message
>Phone locked so can't stop the rock
User avatar #2849 to #2848 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
can't turn off your phone in class?
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
***** it's her phone
#2851 to #2850 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
what a bedtime story mark
what a bedtime story mark
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